User: Jizmak

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On: USDTV Announces Low-Cost, Localized Digital TV

Can I be in the GNAA now

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On: The Hidden Costs of Bargain Electronics

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my eleet idea

On: Linux on a Magazine Cover?

i say get a chick who has big breastesses and a purty vergina with not to beat up pussylips dan kaminsky's mom might be interested

Oil doesn't come from dinosaurs

On: Oil Isn't from Dinosaurs & Other Iconoclasms

It comes from Dan Kaminsky's forehead

Dan Kaminsky Sux

On: Minor Slashdot Updates

actually haizy posted that im just letting her borrow my slashdot account right quick

books r for sissiez

On: Practical Software Requirements

i;ll wait for the moovie to come out

conspiracy

On: Color PalmOS Screenshots

i think that slashdot is obviously in cohoots with the people that make palm pilots becoz who gives a fuck about any of this but we have to read this stoopid articles all the time

SPARE SEEPEEYOU

On: Donate Spare Cycles for Climate Prediction

i wish i had some spare cpu. running linux and x windoze and netscape and u don't have any to spare unless u overclock hardcore. now i run windows nt now there is a real os. it runs like a dream and i'd like to run over that stoopid penguin with my pick up truck