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  1. Re:Obligatory on Power Failure Shuts Down 50 US Nuclear Missiles · · Score: 1

    Maybe taking a three year old to Kubrick movies wasn't such a good idea...

    Your earliest memory is from age three, eh? And from seeing a movie?

    Well, my earliest memory is nine months before I was born! -- I remember going to a drive-in movie with my dad, and then going home with my mom!

  2. Re:This is just embarrassing. on Power Failure Shuts Down 50 US Nuclear Missiles · · Score: 2, Funny

    But-- but-- what about the Mine Shaft Gap?

  3. Re:YAY!!!! on Power Failure Shuts Down 50 US Nuclear Missiles · · Score: 1

    The next time Wyoming makes it onto front page news will likely be when the Yellowstone super-volcano caldera explodes. So, yeah, by all means, celebrate while you can.

  4. Re:Obligatory on Power Failure Shuts Down 50 US Nuclear Missiles · · Score: 1

    How can we protect our precious bodily fluids with 50 missiles not working?

    General Jack D. Ripper: Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.

  5. Obligatory on Power Failure Shuts Down 50 US Nuclear Missiles · · Score: 2, Informative
    Major T. J. "King" Kong: Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about nuclear combat. I want you to remember one thing, the folks back home is a-countin' on you and by golly, we ain't about to let 'em down. I tell you something else, if this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for ever' last one of you regardless of your race, color or your creed. Now let's get this thing on the hump - we got some flyin' to do.

    Oh, wait...

  6. Re:Houses too on How Allies Used Math Against German Tanks · · Score: 1

    Is your dad's name Sgt. Oddball ? :)

    Any relation to Oddjob?

  7. Re:Let's see, smarter, better educated = more libe on From Apple To Xbox, Tech Companies Lean Left · · Score: 0

    Who's Smarter? by Cindy Osborne The Hollywood group is at it again. Holding anti-war rallies, screaming about the Bush Administration, running ads in major newspapers, defaming the President and his Cabinet every chance they get, to anyone and everyone who will listen. They publicly defile them and call them names like "stupid" , "morons", and "idiots". Jessica Lange went so far as to tell a crowd in Spain that she hates President Bush and is embarrassed to be an American. So, just how ignorant are these people who are running the country? Let's look at the biographies of these "stupid", "ignorant" , "moronic leaders, and then at the celebrities who are castigating them: President George W. Bush: Received a Bachelors Degree from Yale University and an MBA from Harvard Business School. He served as an F-102 pilot for the Texas Air National Guard. He began his career in the oil and gas business in Midland in 1975 and worked in the energy industry until 1986. He was elected Governor on November 8, 1994, with 53.5 percent of the vote. In a historic re-election victory, he became the first Texas Governor to be elected to consecutive four-year terms on November 3, 1998 winning 68.6 percent of the vote. In 1998 Governor Bush won 49 percent of the Hispanic vote, 27 percent of the African-American vote, 27 percent of Democrats and 65 percent of women. He won more Texas counties, 240 of 254, than any modern Republican other than Richard Nixon in 1972 and is the first Republican gubernatorial candidate to win the heavily Hispanic and Democratic border counties of El Paso, Cameron and Hidalgo. (Someone began circulating a false story about his IQ being lower than any other President. If you believed it, you might want to go to www.urbanlegends.com and read the truth. Vice President Dick Cheney: Earned a BA in 1965 and a MA in 1966, both in political science. Two years later, he won an American Political Science Association congressional fellowship. One of Vice President Cheney's primary duties is to share with individuals, members of Congress and foreign leaders, President Bush's vision to strengthen our economy, secure our homeland and win the War on Terrorism. In his official role as President of the Senate, Vice President Cheney regularly goes to Capitol Hill to meet with Senators and members of the House of Representatives to work on the Administration's legislative goals. In his travels as Vice President, he has seen first hand the great demands the war on terrorism is placing on the men and women of our military, and he is proud of the tremendous job they are doing for the United States of America. Secretary of State Colin Powell: Educated in the New York City public schools, graduating from the City College of New York (CCNY), where he earned a Bachelor's Degree in geology. He also participated in ROTC at CCNY and received a commission as an Army second lieutenant upon graduation in June 1958. His further academic achievements include a Master of Business Administration Degree from George Washington University. Secretary Powell is the recipient of numerous US and foreign military awards and decorations. Secretary Powell's civilian awards include two Presidential Medals of Freedom, the President's Citizens Medal, the Congressional Gold Medal, the Secretary of State Distinguished Service Medal, and the Secretary of Energy Distinguished Service Medal. Several schools and other institutions have been named in his honor and he holds honorary degrees from universities and colleges across the country. (Note: He retired as Four Star General in the United States Army) Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld: Attended Princeton University on Scholarship (AB, 1954) and served in the US Navy (1954-57) as a Naval aviator; Congressional Assistant to Rep. Robert Griffin (R-MI), 1957-59; US Representative, Illinois, 1962-69; Assistant to the President, Director of the Office of Economic Opportunity, Director of the Cost of Living Council, 1969-74; US Ambassador to NATO, 1973-74; head of Presidential Transition Team, 1974; Assistant to the

  8. Want to get money out of federal politics? on From Apple To Xbox, Tech Companies Lean Left · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Want to get money and influence peddling out of the hands of feds? Pass a Constitutional Amendment to strip Congress of the Commerce Clause, relying on state's rights instead.

  9. Re:As a hillbilly from a desert island, I have to on From Apple To Xbox, Tech Companies Lean Left · · Score: 1

    You see, I have been living under a rock on a desert island for ...

    Ah-ha! Your post would have been believable if you had lived on a deserted island.

  10. Off By One Error and Power of Two on How Allies Used Math Against German Tanks · · Score: 1

    They used it to estimate that the Germans produced 255 tanks per month between the summer of 1940 and the fall of 1942. Turns out the serial-number methodology was spot on. After the war, internal German data put der Führer's production at 256 tanks per month -- one more than the estimate.

    It's comforting to realize I'm not the only one plagued by off-by-one errors!

    And what's with the power-of-two number--Numerology or what?

  11. Re:Seen on a major job board today on Quantum Computing Explained! (Well, Sorta) · · Score: 1

    Principals only.

    What, no qubits? You insensitive clod!

  12. Was it Hans Delbruck's? on The Future of the Most Important Human Brain · · Score: 1

    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Igor] Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's?

    Igor: [pause, then] No.

    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?

    Igor: Then you won't be angry?

    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.

    Igor: Abby Someone.

    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Someone. Abby who?

    Igor: Abby Normal.

    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal?

    Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.

  13. Re:Things that matter on The Future of the Most Important Human Brain · · Score: 1

    For once, Slashdot has been too fast publishing an article.

    Sssssh! The /. editors don't want anyone to know they had a premature climax.

  14. Re:Use md5 (or something) over the wire on Firefox Extension Makes Social-Network ID Spoofing Trivial · · Score: 2, Funny

    md5 the password with Javascript on the client end before sending it. Then un-md5 it with PHP on the server.

    Or use quad-ROT13 instead.

  15. Re:One page on 10 Oddly Useful Specialty Web Browsers · · Score: 1
  16. I owned one on Sony Discontinues the Walkman · · Score: 1

    I remember buying this at Neiman-Marcus in Dallas, Texas when it came out.

    Fresh out of college with no experience, and with a starting salary greater than what my uncle earned with 30 years experience as a skilled machinist, I paid $300 if I recall.

    Which was a lot of money at the time. I remember hesitating before buying it, but rationalized that after four tough years in college, and given my salary, I had earned it.

    It was robustly built and had many parts made from metal, and it lasted for many years. (Unlike the vast majority of consumer products made nowadays.)

    I don't recall what I did with it. Upon this nostalgic reflection, I'm glad I bought it.

  17. Re:And one by one... on On Several Fronts, US Gov't Prepares To Regulate Online Privacy · · Score: 1
    Or "PRIVACY" -- Privacy Restrictions In Violation of All Constitutional Yada-yada

    Sorry. "Y" is a tough one.

  18. Wet dogs vs. wet t-shirts on Physicists Discover Universal "Wet-Dog Shake" Rule · · Score: 5, Funny

    Leave it to a bunch of nerds to focus on wet dogs. I for one would rather focus on wet t-shirts: what is the period of oscillation of those boobs?

  19. Re:Rover tried this too in the 40s on The Rise and Fall of America's Jet-Powered Car · · Score: 1

    Yeah, well, it was good 'ol American know how that created the first commercially successful product in 1985: Mr. Fusion

  20. Answer: follow the money on DoD Study Contradicts Charges Against WikiLeaks · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Only if their donations account is reopened.

  21. Re:Hilarious on DoD Study Contradicts Charges Against WikiLeaks · · Score: 3, Funny

    to note seemingly half of ./ comments were dead set against Wikileaks for exactly this reason...

    And the other half were /. comments.

  22. Re:Excellent news on Tesla Signs $60 Million Contract With Toyota · · Score: 1

    Smiths Electric Vehicles in the UK has been *continuously* making electric vehicles for over 70 years. If you want experience, go talk to Smiths, if you want marketing bullshit, go talk to Tesla.

    Were you aware that Smith (not Smiths) already has a partnership with Ford? Furthermore, Smith already works with Ford in Europe to produce commercial electric vehicles on the Ford Transit and Ford Transit Connect chassis.

    And maybe (likely) it is an exclusive contract?

    Toyota clearly knows what it doing, sir.

  23. We'll know nine months later what the effect was on News Corp. Shuts Off Hulu Access To Cablevision · · Score: 5, Funny

    No TV? No Internet? What are we gonna do?

    The effect of this will be manifested about nine months later...

  24. Re:SEE THIS on The Rise and Fall of America's Jet-Powered Car · · Score: 1

    I presume you're not familiar with LMGTFY? (And no, I won't provide a hyperlink, you insensitive clod.)

  25. Re:The Brits did it first on The Rise and Fall of America's Jet-Powered Car · · Score: 1

    Starting drill is simple but drawn out - turning the key actuates the special Lucas starter motor which winds away for several seconds. A faint, distant whine rises in pitch and intensity before light-up occurs and the engine settles down to 'idle' at 35,000rpm. This is enough to cause the car to creep along the road if the brakes are not applied, as there is about 4bhp residual at idle. To get moving engage forward gear and depress 'loud pedal' - after a jet lag of about 3 seconds, the engine speed rises rapidly to 50,000rpm and the car whooshes off up the road leaving engine noise behind (although this is quite acceptable to passers-by). 60mph is reached in 8 secs (a la 3500S) with very civilized handling.

    Reminds me of foreplay with my girlfriend...