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  1. "Expandible"? (Obligatory spelling snipe) on Updated Power Macs at Apple.com · · Score: 4, Funny

    Faster, more expandible, and more affordable than ever... The Power Mac G4 also comes with a library of creative, productivity and communications-specific third-party applications that leverage the strengths of Mac OS X.

    But evidently not a spell-checker...

  2. Re:It's a start, on Mobile Phone Abuse and AbUsers · · Score: 1

    My Nokia 3310 has taken a lot of abuse (dropped, taken hiking in the Arctic, spilled upon, and regularly used to open bottles). Pleasingly, it now cuts out after about a minute or two, but recovers quickly. Maybe I should patent the technique.

  3. Re:Another review nicked off amazon on Kiln People · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Frankly I'm appalled that Rossalina dares to plagiarise Amazon -- on Slashdot, of all places. Can't she steal reviews from B&N, or some other site that doesn't abuse the patent system?

    Hmmm. Maybe we need a "-1, blatant plagiarism" mod option ;-).

  4. Re:Culture Shock on SAUNAAB · · Score: 1

    The hot to cold transition that Swedes practice is something I don't think I could tolerate. I've tried turning the shower nozzle to cold, and I could just feel myself starting to go into shock.

    That's a very different experience to coming out of a sauna. Sitting in there for an extended period heats you so thoroughly that coldness is a blessed relief. Even better, the heat goes so *deep* that you emerge from the lake or snowbank still feeling warm inside (provided you don't stay there too long). I think doctors call it "core temperature" or something -- the difference between a reading from your armpit and one from your arse ;-).

    It's also worth remembering that snow doesn't actually conduct heat very well, since there's so much air in it. So rolling in snow is less terrifying than it sounds. Snow at -15 Celsius feels about as cold as water at +5...

    And, as has already been stated, Swedes (in general) don't tend to be as keen on hardcore Sauna-ing as the Finns. A Finnish relative of mine was working on a construction project in Libya a while back, and the first thing the Finns did was build themselves a sauna -- the daytime temperature in the shade was already about that of a Swedish sauna :-). For some reason the Libyans thought this a little odd. Can't think why...

  5. Re:I've read this book on Hacker's Delight · · Score: 1

    If you actually have read this book, why are you plagiarizing Mike Blaszczak's Amazon review in a fairly unsubtle manner?

    OK, it's good Slashdot Karma, but think what this is doing to your *real* karma -- much more of this and you're heading for reincarnation as a nematode worm ;-).

  6. "The interesting bit"? on Brain Surgery Robot Running Linux · · Score: 1

    I'm intrigued by the assertion that "the interesting bit" of this is that it's running Linux. So just plain old robotic brain surgeons on their own are pretty boring, hmmm?

  7. Some authors already get paid for library loans on Lessig Spins Copyright Law · · Score: 2, Interesting

    in today's world, the author doesn't receive a royalty everytime someone reads a book from the library

    Well, actually, in the UK they do. See The Public Lending Right Website:

    Under the United Kingdom's PLR Scheme authors receive payments from government funds for the free borrowing of their books from public libraries in the United Kingdom.

    It would appear that the system works so well that most people haven't even heard of it ;-).

  8. Re:Universities on Oxford Yanks Student Page Over Spoof DeCSS · · Score: 1
    I suppose I can't comment on UK free speech laws, but in the US, parodies are protected.

    You'd think so, wouldn't you? Turns out they're not. For example, the excellent cartoonist Martin Rowson produced an excellent, inventive parody of T. S. Eliot's The Waste Land. It was published in full in the US. In the UK, the estate of T. S. Eliot threatened to sue the pants off the publishers unless they removed *every* direct reference -- even including lines which were merely quoted from other sources by Eliot! Needless to say the publishers complied.

    Protection of parodies? We don't even have a written constitution. And if the govt keeps introducing legislation like the R.I.P. bill this place could be a police state within a decade...

  9. Dummy Inflation on More Fun With "For Dummies" Trademarks · · Score: 1
    Personally I've never seen the attraction of "For Dummies". Why would you want to mock your own intelligence to learn HTML or C++ or whatever? But clearly it's catching on: I've seen a rival series entitled "for complete idiots". I think they're going for more market share by being more insulting.

    So who's going to get in there first and trademark "For complete drooling cretinous morons who can't find their arse with both hands and military GPS"?

    Next week on Slashdot: IDG patent the concept of publishing books targeted at the mentally subnormal.

  10. Re:You know things have changed... on SyncML May Make Handheld-to-PC Links Easier · · Score: 1
    So I think that instead of having the industry leaders battle about language features for a decade, ending up with no result to speak of (as has happened many times with this kind of thing), they should simply hand the project to, say, IEEE or IETF or whatever, and then take whatever has come of it and implement it as-is in their own devices.

    Not really viable. The personal/portable market is moving quite quickly, to put it mildly. If Nokia, IBM et al. hand it off to IEEE then sit and twiddle their thumbs waiting for a spec., they'll find that, say, Microsoft and Ericsson have developed their own proprietary standard which dominates the entire market. pIf you want something done quickly, do it yourself. If you want it done well, do it openly (check the website... they invite anyone to participate... well, any company...). I think they're on to a winner here :-).

  11. Interesting, but not new on Two Turntables and a Laser Beam · · Score: 1
    I remember seeing this on BBC tech programme "Tomorrow's World" years and years ago. And the website seems to confirm that it's been around for a while:

    The after-sales service of ELP is perfect. Although I had a failure on LT in 1990, I am fully satisfied with the LT...

    Anyway, for a roundup of the most fantastically cool conventional turntables (all of which beat the laser one hands down on looks ;-) check out this site.

  12. Yet another Linux browser! on By Popular Demand: More Linux Browsers · · Score: 1

    There's another one that's been missed: MMM, which runs on most Unices and is available here. It's written in Objective Caml and seems a little outdated (1997). I haven't tried it myself (it wants old versions of libtk and libtcl which I can't be arsed to install) but even if it's of no practical use, it lets us say "There are n+1 browsers available for Linux!".

  13. Yet another Linux browser! on By Popular Demand: More Linux Browsers · · Score: 1

    There's another one that's been missed: MMM, which runs on most Unices and is available here. It's written in Objective Caml and seems a little outdated (1997). I haven't tried it myself (it wants old versions of libtk and libtcl which I can't be arsed to install) but even if it's of no practical use, it lets us say "There are n+1 browsers available for Linux!".

  14. Yet another Linux browser! on By Popular Demand: More Linux Browsers · · Score: 1

    There's another one that's been missed: MMM, which runs on most Unices and is available here. It's written in Objective Caml and seems a little outdated (1997). I haven't tried it myself (it wants old versions of libtk and libtcl which I can't be arsed to install) but even if it's of no practical use, it lets us say "There are n+1 browsers available for Linux!".

  15. Lighting research (or: where I'd like to work) on Ball Lightning Explained? · · Score: 1
    GE used to have a large outdoor test facility in Ohio powerful enough to create full-scale lightning bolts, and they couldn't make ball lightning.

    Well, if it ever gets built, the "largest Tesla Coil system that is theoretically and practically possible" might be a good place to research ball lightning. And many other cool things.

  16. Re:Why the hell would the Chinese government do th on China to attempt manned space mission next month · · Score: 2
    A famous quote is that the reason the US lead the space race for so long, was that their Nazis were better than the Russian's Nazis.

    Yes, Wernher von Braun being the canonical example. The Russian moon programme was plagued with rocket trouble while the USA had its lovely new hydrogen-fuelled Saturn V.

    The reason that the USSR was ahead in the earlier stages of the space race was that they had a head start. Russia has a long history of interest in space travel and rocketry, going all the way back to Konstantin Tsiolovsky's science fiction in the 19th century. In the 20s and 30s the government supported rocket research (although the purges were something of a setback).

    The USA, OTOH, didn't take much of an interest in space or rockets until they perceived a threat from the USSR, and even then the funding was slow in coming. Although the USA had the pick of the German scientists at the end of WW2, the USSR had a lot more experience to start off with.

  17. Stanislaw Lem and Informalypses on On Data Obsolescence and Media Decay · · Score: 1
    The books of my youth - that were books by Stanisl/aw Lem, the polish sf writer (he's also #1 in Germany, and quite known in the States AFAIK). He described an informalypse for the first time in a book entitled "A diary found in a bath" - a book written in the early sixties. This disaster doesn't play an important role in the whole story, it is only mentioned in the "introduction" - written by an editor somewhere in the far future, a representant of an other civilization, which arouse on the Earth after the fall of our civilization - which was due to a viruse eating... paper.

    If anyone's interested, the English translation (by Kandel, natch) is entitled Memoirs found in a Bathtub and is an excellent read. It's a claustrophobic, Kafkaesque black comedy set in a vast underground military establishment. There's a lot on information and particularly encryption... in one particularly brilliant scene, a cryptographer runs lines of Shakespeare through his computer to discover their "true" meaning.

  18. Re:Critical "source codes"? on British Crackers Demand Millions in Inforansom · · Score: 1
    It's a/the major UK paper, considered the official text record of events for some purposes but of course that doesn't mean this story went to a tech guy.

    Personally I reckon whatever credibility the Times had went out of the window (no pun intended ;-) when they allowed Microsoft to buy up their entire print run for a day and give it away free to advertise the launch of Win95...

  19. Acme: what and why on Get an ACME Klein bottle! · · Score: 1
    Acme has historically been a good choice for a company name because:
    1. It means "highest point, pinnacle of perfection" or something along those lines.
    2. It comes very near the start of the phone book.
    ... however, I suspect the name dropped in popularity after the Road Runner cartoons ;-). BTW, in case there's anyone on the planet who hasn't seen it, here's the Wile E. Coyote vs. Acme Co. lawsuit.
  20. Re:Fund-a-mental change on Maybe Video Games Don't Make Kids Kill · · Score: 1
    Put together, though, it occurred to me how ironic it was that, while the availability of both guns and condoms clearly does involve a statistical increase in the chances of something going wrong (a gun being mistakenly fired, a condom failing or being used incorrectly), resulting in injury (transmission of sexual disease for a condom) or death (ditto, or an abortion later on)...

    I think this is something of a stretched analogy. Remember that the desire for sex is a very strong, fundamental instinct built into (virtually) everybody. And while a lot of people get a kick out of firing a gun, I doubt that many would rate it as more pleasurable than an orgasm. Would you prefer never to fire a gun, or lifelong celibacy?

    The fact is, young people *do* have sex, whether society condones it or not. Either you teach them to do so safely or you end up with lots of STDs, unwanted pregnancies and abortions.

  21. Re:Juggernaut: Ouch. on Juggernaut GPLd Search Engine · · Score: 1
    For the love of god, LAUNCH RIGHT! Don't say you can index 800 million pages in three months when your database gives less results that Lycos circa 1996.

    Puts me in mind of GPLTrans. "Tests have shown it's more reliable than Babelfish and InterTran," they claimed. Which was actually correct, provided you only want to translate the one sentence they tested it with :-).

  22. Re:Digital on IDs in Color Copies · · Score: 2
    Great, we imbue a token with some value, then when easy creation of that token becomes possible, we outlaw such creation instead of picking a new token? So, pacific islanders should start massive projects to poison sea creatures with shells, to prevent the devaluation of a shell-based economy? And those people who use large carved stones for money, they should outlaw a hammer and chisel?

    From The Restaurant at the End of the Universe:

    "... Since we decided a few weeks ago to adopt the leaf as legal tender, we have, of course, all become immensely rich... But we have also run into a small inflation problem on account of the high level of leaf availability, which means that, I gather, the current going rate has something like three deciduous forests buying one ship's peanut... So in order to obviate this problem and effectively revalue the leaf, we are about to embark on a massive defoliation campaign, and ... er, burn down all the forests. I think you'll agree that's a sensible move under the circumstances."

  23. Re:Fantastic book on A Canticle for Leibowitz · · Score: 1
    Where I was born, in Eastern Europe, this (methinks) eight centuries old story is well known. There are countless references to that in literature, starting from Apollinaire (yeah, he was polish) and ending with Lewis Wallace.

    The Wandering Jew makes an excellent appearance in Jan Potocki's Manuscript found in Saragossa - an incredible book which probably deserves a Slashdot review.

  24. You thought BabelFish was bad? Try GPLTrans... on Windows 2000 to be banned in Germany? · · Score: 1
    Since GPLTrans' German translations are working now, I thought I'd give it a go. Giving it the URL didn't work, so I cut-and-pasted, and three minutes later GPLTrans came up with this:

    Windows 2000 impends truncated Bann one component from Windows 2000 stammt from einer Scientology-Firma. that Defragmentierungsprogramm "Diskeeper" desired im february than fester ingredient des NT-Nachfolgers to come onto the market developed becomes it from the inc Executive software des bekennenden Scientologen Craig Jensen, as c't into issuance 25/99 refered. tue chaining among dem Psycho-Konzern and dem Softwareriesen is Sektenbeauftragten the großen churches truncated thorn im eye. "Das becomes doesn only tue katholische church interessieren, sondern also all Bundesländer, den... etc. etc.

    Not quite useable yet then. I have my doubts about the effectiveness of brute-force word lookup, no matter how many people you have adding to your database.

  25. Re:Linux-7110 project already runs ... on LinuxPDA EPOCH 32? · · Score: 1

    The bizarre thing is that the guy's web page already has a link to the Linux7k project. With the correct spelling of EPOC too.