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  1. Re:I for one welcome this on Video Games Linked To Reckless Driving · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get your car off my lawn!

  2. Re:Science? What for? on The Real Science Gap · · Score: 1

    Actually I think it's more that one deals with physics and the other with metaphysics - the problem being that you cannot talk in positive terms about metaphysics w/o using physical analogies (infinity is *like* a very large number) that often creates the confusion.

  3. Re:2nd Amendment on Set Free Your Inner Jedi (Or Pyro) · · Score: 1

    Sure - the nuke in my basement keeps the neighborhood criminals away just fine.

  4. Re:What does a normal rack consume? on SeaMicro Unveils 512 Atom-Based Server · · Score: 1

    and please express it 'Burning Libraries Of Congresses' units of power for comparison purposes.

  5. That's no planet, it's... on Giant Planet Nine Times the Mass of Jupiter Found · · Score: 1

    It's a shame the earth is so puny and small - the aliens will never find us!

  6. D'ja ever notice? on O2 Scraps Unlimited Data Usage For Smartphones · · Score: 1

    Anytime there's a sign that says, "Free! Take one!" - that there's nothing there???

    Anytime something is sold as 'unlimited', which is great with ordinary use, there's gonna be someone who ruins it for everybody by going for the infinite amount.

  7. But... on When the US Government Built Ultra-Safe Cars · · Score: 1

    Could it fly?

  8. Re:4 GHz, eh? on Intel Targets AMD With Affordable Unlocked CPUs · · Score: 5, Funny

    sex and the Pentium 4

    Is that the new TV show for geeks?

  9. Re:I must be new here on Symantec Finds Server Containing 44 Million Stolen Gaming Credentials · · Score: 1

    I wonder if anyone has ever filed a police report for stole e-goods?

    I can just see the officer's face taking a report about stolen gold as it slowly dawns on him it's from a video game.

  10. The real prediction on Bill Gates's The Road Ahead, 15 Years Later · · Score: 4, Funny

    He could easily have predicted, "In the future, I'll still be filthy rich" - not one to be careless with money.

  11. Favorite Simpsons joke on The Futurama of Physics · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Nelson says, about something very difficult, "That's like asking what's the square root of a million - we may never know!"

  12. Re:Ob on Record-Breaking Galaxy Cluster Found · · Score: 1

    A more apropos unit might be 2.452756 x 10^8 KesselRuns per Millennium Falcon (=12 parsecs)

  13. Re:Thanks Google! on Looking At Google's Flashified Chrome · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Which is also why I must have a flashblocker plugin - flash is responsible for most of the extremely annoying, distracting dancing baloney out there.

  14. Re:Statistically significant? on FDA Approves Vaccine For Prostate Cancer · · Score: 1

    I other OLD news, men who ejaculate 5 times per week had a 66% less chance of prostate cancer

    Yes, but the chances of repetitive stress injury climbs significantly.
     

  15. Re:humm? on NASA's Space Balloon Smashes Car In Australia · · Score: 1

    Nobody tries to fail, they only fail to try...

  16. Direction of light on Spitzer Telescope Sheds Light On Colony of Baby Stars · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wouldn't it be a little more accurate to say that a colony of baby stars shed light on the Spitzer Telescope?

  17. Re:Don't bother - it's pretentious suckage. on William Shatner Takes On Social Networking · · Score: 1

    Caution - you're getting dangerously close to pissing off an entire country

  18. Re:To be fair... on The Secret Origin of Windows · · Score: 1

    Also funny is the guy in the comments saying Bill once worked for 'Mac' and stole the mouse after Steve Jobs spit on him.

    And Louis Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon....

  19. Re:rigoddamndiculous ? on Ridiculous Software Bug Workarounds? · · Score: 1

    absofuckinglutely.

    [random words being inserted to create the time lapse and verbal effect of an actual message]

  20. Doesn't matter on Don't Panic, It's Towel Day! · · Score: 1

    i threw in the towel long ago

  21. Re:But does it on Wolfram Research Releases Mathematica 7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mathematica 7 is so powerful, Linux runs on it

  22. Re:Congratulations on OpenBSD 4.4 Released · · Score: 1

    Well, that's what happens when you set up shop with the daemons from hell.

  23. Re:Dear poor schools..... on Microsoft Pushes Windows To Battle Linux In Africa · · Score: 1

    Probably something along the lines of "Teach a man computing and you teach him how to learn for himself, but give a man Windows(R) and you lock him into your product line for the rest of his life".

  24. Re:Microsoft is just misunderstood. on Microsoft's Ethical Guidelines · · Score: 1

    Man: But I bought a pc for an argument.

    Msft: Aha! In that case, you want linux. Room 12A, next door.

    Man: Sorry.

    Msft: (stupid git)

  25. Re:Panic of 1873 on Sound Bites of the 1908 Presidential Candidates · · Score: 1

    38 years after is 'still fresh in their minds'??