You know, I'm glad someone finally has the stones to speak the truth: we go to war with countries not to control their resources (that is so last century) but to somehow defend my freedom of speech. Thank you, military! I'm sure you'll be well-pleased to know that I'm using my freedom of speech to do the very thing it's intended for: criticize everything. If that makes me unlikable, or even (shudder) unpatriotic, well, you military people have only yourselves to blame. If you were not out there defending my free speech, I wouldn't be sitting here sipping my Venti Americano (with five ice cubes and room for milk) and writing this drivel in the first place.
Remember: if you don't like what someone is saying, don't blame them--blame their ability to say it, and by extension, the military!
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You know, I'm glad someone finally has the stones to speak the truth: we go to war with countries not to control their resources (that is so last century) but to somehow defend my freedom of speech. Thank you, military! I'm sure you'll be well-pleased to know that I'm using my freedom of speech to do the very thing it's intended for: criticize everything. If that makes me unlikable, or even (shudder) unpatriotic, well, you military people have only yourselves to blame. If you were not out there defending my free speech, I wouldn't be sitting here sipping my Venti Americano (with five ice cubes and room for milk) and writing this drivel in the first place.
Remember: if you don't like what someone is saying, don't blame them--blame their ability to say it, and by extension, the military!
I'm pretty sure that should read, "In Soviet Russia, calculus takes limit of you!"
After all, Russian jokes are always funnier if you leave out articles.