Slashdot Mirror


User: PopeRatzo

PopeRatzo's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
25,788
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 25,788

  1. This is what it feels like when you have two college classes with a gay guy that keeps trying to flirt with you. Or at least, that was my particular experience.

    To be fair, you gave him the wrong idea when you kept sucking his dick. I mean, the first couple of times, I get it. Mistakes can be made. But the teabagging incident was definitely leading him on a bit.

  2. Re:Relief! Finally! on Cybercriminals Are Adopting Corporate Best Practices · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am not surprised

    Neither am I. After all, corporations have adopted criminal best practices for decades.

  3. I kid because I love on Slashdot Asks: What Are Some Insults No Developer Wants To Hear? (infoworld.com) · · Score: 2

    So, a developer went to the doctor, he said, "Doctor, what's wrong with me?"

    Doctor: "You're fat.".

    Developer: "I want a second opinion."

    Doctor: "OK, you're ugly, too."

  4. Re:No, they have second marriages instead on Genetic Studies Prove Cuckolded Fathers Are Rare In Human Populations · · Score: 1

    And then later when they're older and wiser they marry the type of beta male they had friendzoned before, because they're more peaceful, less risk-taking and often smarter and more successul.

    And have a much more vivid imagination.

    Ah, the fantasies of the beta male.

  5. Re: This will be fun on All-Female Ridesharing To Debut In Boston (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    In fact, trans is exactly what we are not trying to fuck.

    You would be surprised. Given the right circumstances.

  6. Re:time to take a load to State Road on Ford Tests Its Self-Driving Car In Total Darkness Using LiDAR Tech (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    the revenuers won't have a clue

    I'm not sure about that.

    I get the feeling that self-driving cars are going to usher in a level of government surveillance and control over our private transportation like we've never seen before. Maybe I'm wrong. I hope I'm wrong.

  7. Re:Google has been using LIDAR for years on Ford Tests Its Self-Driving Car In Total Darkness Using LiDAR Tech (fortune.com) · · Score: 1, Informative

    Why is this such a breakthrough? Google self driving cars have been using LIDAR for years

    Because this is Slashdot. The only thing that will drive Slashdot readership harder that self-driving cars is a story on SJWs, and there hasn't been any other self-driving car news today, so...

  8. Headlines on Kepler Recovered from Emergency and Stable (nasa.gov) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Recovered? I thought he died in 1630.

  9. Re:That doesn't sound like it could ever be abused on Google Developers Create API For Direct USB Access Via Web Pages (softpedia.com) · · Score: 2

    This is like a remote control for a chainsaw: it sounds handy, but you know it will end in tears.

    Well put.

  10. The check is in the mail on Microsoft Declares Wholehearted Support For Privacy Shield (thestack.com) · · Score: 0

    Microsoft also promises not to come in your mouth.

  11. Re:Lack of sales figures hinders investment in app on Slashdot Asks: It's Been a Year Since Apple Watch Release, What's Your Thought On It? · · Score: 1

    I still can't get over that Americans call it a fanny pack.

    Ah, the fanny pack. Even The Rock himself says that when he wore one, it made him look like a "butch lesbian lunchroom lady".

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bs...

  12. Re:Lack of sales figures hinders investment in app on Slashdot Asks: It's Been a Year Since Apple Watch Release, What's Your Thought On It? · · Score: 0

    So... Apple Watch is in the same league as game pads for smartphones?

    Actually it's in the same league as a pocket protector and holster for your PDA.

  13. Re:I thought I'd look cool like Dick Tracy... on Slashdot Asks: It's Been a Year Since Apple Watch Release, What's Your Thought On It? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Apple's managed to make a product that is the opposite of a status symbol. If you're wearing an Apple Watch, people think you're a tool and you bear watching.

    I'm serious. I actually overheard two girls talking about some guy and one said, "He wears an Apple Watch" as if that was the equivalent of bikini briefs and socks with garters.

  14. Re:I hate to be the one... on Seattle Police Raid Tor-Using Privacy Activists (thestranger.com) · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Good for the police trying to find an active pedo. They had no way of knowing it was a TOR exit node.

    Did you read the article? They knew it was a TOR exit mode when they applied for the warrant.

  15. Re:I hate to be the one... on Seattle Police Raid Tor-Using Privacy Activists (thestranger.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's a really low standard for "did the right thing."

    "Good for the police for not shooting any one."

    We really have lowered the bar, haven't we.

  16. Re:Screw San Fran on How San Francisco Hazed a Tech Bro (backchannel.com) · · Score: 1

    Funny how all of the "evidence" you cited comes from ultra-left-wing sources.

    You think a right-wing news source is going to report on the utter failure of right-wing policies?

    How about the Topeka Sentinal-Journal? http://cjonline.com/news/state...

    How about KSN.TV out of Wichita? http://ksn.com/2015/10/26/surv...

    By the way, those are both conservative outlets. And that second story? It shows that Republican Governor Sam Brownback's approval ratings are lower than Barack Obama's...in Kansas. You have to be seriously hated to have lower approval ratings than Obama in Kansas.

  17. Re:Legality on All-Female Ridesharing To Debut In Boston (qz.com) · · Score: 0

    Jokes are a very good way to cut through bullshit and expose hypocrisy for what it is.

    Especially the racist and sexist ones, amirite?

  18. Re:Sexism and Racism on VR Tested by NFL To Confront Sexism and Racism (usatoday.com) · · Score: 0

    As long as we are going with probability, then it's okay to be paranoid about living near blacks, right?

    Sure man, it's OK to be paranoid. Whatever.

  19. Re:Legality on All-Female Ridesharing To Debut In Boston (qz.com) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Would love to know out a ride sharing service exclusively for white bros who want a safe space for off color jokes would be received.

    Woman: worried about taking a cab to work without getting attacked.

    PeteJanda: worried about not being able to tell off-color jokes.

    ^^^These things are equal in the eyes of PeteJanda.

  20. Re:This will be fun on All-Female Ridesharing To Debut In Boston (qz.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Source?

    You must be joking. You might as well have asked a golden retriever to solve a partial differential equation.

  21. Re:This will be fun on All-Female Ridesharing To Debut In Boston (qz.com) · · Score: 1, Funny

    As a trans woman, I'd really appreciate if dudes stopped trying to fuck stuff up for us.

    I'm sorry, but that's really all we know how to do. Well, that and scratch ourselves.

  22. Re:Fire the piece of shit and sue his ass off on PlayStation Employee Designs Custom Controller For Gamer With Cerebral Palsy (9news.com.au) · · Score: 1, Troll

    For copyright and patent infringement. I don't fucking care if it's to help some retarded spazz to play games. You're a retarded spazz, leave the games and lick the windows like all retarded spazzes. Mongolovers are so funny when they're not a nuisance to us norms. You love them mongs, you go live in a shit pit in the ground slobbering all over yourselves wailing "wahahahahuhuha" like your braindead pals.

    Trump 2016

  23. Re:Sexism and Racism on VR Tested by NFL To Confront Sexism and Racism (usatoday.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    Democrats are the party of slavery, Jim Crow, and the KKK.

    You're right, and we have a word for that kind of Democrat today: Republican.

  24. Re:Sexism and Racism on VR Tested by NFL To Confront Sexism and Racism (usatoday.com) · · Score: 0, Troll

    Heck, just by saying I'm a Republican, I'm automatically called a racist by many.

    People who do that are just going by probability.

  25. Re:Screw San Fran on How San Francisco Hazed a Tech Bro (backchannel.com) · · Score: 2

    Statistically, Kansas does better in terms of educational outcomes and fiscal situation.

    Are you not paying attention?

    http://www.theatlantic.com/pol...

    By "statistically", do you mean over the course of modern history? That's ridiculous and you know it. California is an economic powerhouse. Do you mean over the course of the past five years? That's nonsense and the article cites why.