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  1. Re:A simple proposition. on Advertising Companies Accused of Deliberately Slowing Page-load Times For Profit · · Score: 1

    They used to sell a service where you could subscribe to Slashdot [slashdot.org] for some nominal fee per 1,000 page loads. The fact that they quit selling this service is their own problem, the scaffolding is all there. It just needs to be turned back on and made worth the investment.

    I subscribed to Slashdot right up until their subscription system broke.

    My second official act as the new owner of Slashdot (after tearing out the videos and replacing them with fish tanks) will be making sure that goddamn subscription system works again. It was easy as pie and occasionally I would even pick some insightful commenter and gift him 5000 page loads.

    When Slashdot started refusing my subscription requests, I figured it was only a matter of time until they'd get sold. Fortunately, I had sufficient bottle caps, pre-war money and Legion Denarius to purchase the site. Once the sale goes through, things are gonna be different around here, lemme tell you.

  2. Re:Whistle blower on Two Years Later, White House Responds To 'Pardon Edward Snowden' Petition · · Score: 5, Informative

    And all three of which went to prison for their technically illegal actions.

    Wrong. Martin Luther King, Jr, Rosa Parks and Susan B. Anthony did NOT go to prison. They were arrested, booked and released. MLK spent some time in a local jail, but that's not the same as being sent to prison.

    A better example for Snowden would be Daniel Ellsberg, who is now seen as a hero.

  3. Re:Whistle blower on Two Years Later, White House Responds To 'Pardon Edward Snowden' Petition · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He should have gone on the Sunday talk shows and say, "the government is doing really sleazy, illegal and unconstitutional shit, and I am violating my oath and the law by telling you exactly what they are."

    When your oath to the government requires you to keep government wrongdoing secret, the problem is not with the whistleblower, but with the government.

  4. Re:Whistle blower on Two Years Later, White House Responds To 'Pardon Edward Snowden' Petition · · Score: 1

    My reply is more to administration spokesperson Lisa Monaco, who needs to get in the fookin' sea.

  5. Renovations on Veteran IT Journalist Worries That Online Privacy May Not Exist (Video) · · Score: 2

    When I buy Slashdot, first thing I'm going to do is tear out all the videos and put in fish tanks.

  6. Re:Yeah, be a man! on Two Years Later, White House Responds To 'Pardon Edward Snowden' Petition · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He committed treason/espionage which carries the death penalty in certain circumstances.

    And we know this is true because the government whose crimes Snowden exposed says it's true.

  7. Re:Yeah, be a man! on Two Years Later, White House Responds To 'Pardon Edward Snowden' Petition · · Score: 1

    The government, not wanting to validate that the information he leaked is indeed accurate, have not named the people he's gotten murdered. There's a list; it's not short.

    And you've seen this list? You know about it because Raymond Reddington told you about it?

    Nobody got killed because of anything Edward Snowden has done. Can you say the same about any American president in the past - I don't know - two hundred fucking years?

  8. Re:Yeah, be a man! on Two Years Later, White House Responds To 'Pardon Edward Snowden' Petition · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you fire a gun in an unsafe manner, you can be charged with attempted murder, for what you "could have" done. You can also be charged with attempted murder for stabbing someone who actually survives. You could have done many things. Things you do can have many outcomes, and some things you do are illegal. In response to your exact example, if you are driving in an unsafe manner, it is called reckless endangerment, because you "could" have injured someone with your reckless driving.

    None of those charges carry the death penalty.

    He also broke a contract (Non Disclosure Agreement), which has pretty strict terms in it.

    That's a civil matter and certainly does not carry the death penalty.

  9. Re:Goodbye Slashdot! Been a nice run on DHI Group Inc. Announces Plans to Sell Slashdot Media · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not saying I know who's going to buy it, but a little birdie told me the new name is going to be "Trump News For Nerds".

  10. Hostile Takeover on DHI Group Inc. Announces Plans to Sell Slashdot Media · · Score: 1

    I've offered them 14,500 bottle caps and $100 in NCR money. They want me to throw in 12 bottles of Nuka-Cola and a box of Fancy Lad Snacks because of some contractual obligation to Pudge.

    We're still in negotiations. If I end up buying the place, I plan to paint it green and forward the link it to Soylent News.

  11. Re:Off Topic Editorial Complaint on Two Years Later, White House Responds To 'Pardon Edward Snowden' Petition · · Score: 5, Funny

    So how many of you know that Slashdot is up for sale? It's been on the firehose [slashdot.org] and elsewhere on the web all morning, but, as near as I can tell, not on the Slashdot front page?

    It's off the market now. I bought it earlier today for 14,500 bottle caps and $100 in NCR money. Also had to throw in 12 bottles of Nuka-Cola and a box of Fancy Lad Snacks, but that was just because of some contractual obligation they had to Pudge.

  12. Re:Yeah, be a man! on Two Years Later, White House Responds To 'Pardon Edward Snowden' Petition · · Score: 2

    What he did could easily have cost lives, so death would be on the table.

    So, we give the death penalty for what someone could have done? That doesn't sound much like liberty to me.

    Hell, I could have run over an old lady on the way home today, but I didn't. Does that mean I should get the death penalty too?

  13. Re:Whistle blower on Two Years Later, White House Responds To 'Pardon Edward Snowden' Petition · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What Snowden did was technically illegal

    For the record, what every single one of the Founding Fathers of the United States did was "technically illegal", too.

    Boston Tea Party? technically illegal

    Rosa Parks technically illegal

    Susan B Anthony? technically illegal

    Martin Luther King, Jr? technically illegal

    So, Ms Lisa Monaco, go jump in the motherfucking sea. You suggest that the "right way" for Mr Snowden to react to finding that his government was doing illegal shit would be to "speak out about it. Well, madame spokesperson, how the fuck do you "speak out" about something that it's illegal to disclose?

    Was Snowden supposed to go on the Sunday talk shows and say, "the government is doing really sleazy, illegal and unconstitutional shit, but I can't tell you what it is"? They'd have laughed at him.

  14. Re:Joke's on You! on Your Stolen Identity Goes For $20 On the Internet Black Market · · Score: 1

    I have $10 in my account....

    Yeah. Somebody steals my identity, they're in for a big surprise.

  15. Re:Ooh Oopsie on German Scientists Confirm NASA's Controversial EM Drive · · Score: 1

    Do Slashdot users still need to be taught to "hold their beliefs up to experimentation"? And do they need to be taught this by a reality TV show?

    My concern with pop skeptics is that they don't believe in holding their beliefs up to experimentation, and instead decide what is "woo" based upon their feelings.

  16. Re:I'll wait until on German Scientists Confirm NASA's Controversial EM Drive · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Until Mythbusters confirms it, I'll just say it's Plausible.

    Mythbusters' pop skepticism is the very definition of junk science.

    If you're waiting for confirmation from Penn Jillette or some other aging magician or Skeptical Inquirer, you missed out on a successful career as an economist.

  17. Re:Kickstarter forever on Razer Acquires Ouya's Storefront and Technical Team · · Score: 1

    I've never heard of either Razer

    Razer is one of the biggest manufacturers of specialty gaming hardware for PCs, including keyboards, controllers, mice, high-performance mousepads, and headsets.

    They've been around since 1998 and have around 400 employees. Don't confuse them with a kickstarter campaign.

  18. Re:The feature I want in a monitor is ... on Samsung Unveils the First Monitor That Can Wirelessly Charge Your Phone · · Score: 1

    a little rumba that comes out and vacuums up the crumbs from my desk and keyboard.

    Make it look like an official NHL hockey puck and I'm in for 2. Or, combine a miniature Roomba with a quadracopter so it could just hover over my desk and suck up the dirt. Wait though, I guess if it's hovering it's pushing air down and all that's gonna do is blow the dust everywhere and irritate my eyes and sinuses. OK, forget that last one. But a quadracopter that could vacuum up dust (if it was physically possible) would be cool as hell, and it would prevent my cat from trying to sit on my keyboard all the time because my cat hates those miniature quadracopters. I mean hates as in wants to kill them but is too scared to do anything but run under the furniture and hiss and growl.

    Wait, what about a beer & wine cooler and a little arm that would serve me a fresh one or a refill? Innovation!

    Or a little quadracopter that would freshen up my drink when it sensed the fluid level in my glass got below 20%.

    There's got to be something I can do with a miniature quadracopter besides terrorize my cat.

  19. Re:I have my own promise on Clinton Promises 500 Million New Solar Panels · · Score: 1

    It has to stop or we're going to start actually hating each other.

    I'll never hate you, Karmashock.

    In fact, I wish I knew how to quit you.

  20. Re:Obligatory... on For the Love of the Analytics of the Game: Before Beane, There Was AVM Systems · · Score: 1

    But mine is directly related to sabermetrics....and....nevermind.

    I understand, but we're talking about baseball, and every conversation about baseball eventually gets around to Bull Durham.

    I just went directly there instead of waiting.

  21. Re:I have my own promise on Clinton Promises 500 Million New Solar Panels · · Score: 1

    People I didn't mention that could be honest so far as I know:
    Scott Walker
    Ben Carson
    Rand Paul
    Ted Cruz
    John Kasich
    Bobby Jindal
    George Pataki
    Jim Gilmore

    We can take them one at a time:

    Scott Walker:
    http://www.politifact.com/pers...

    Carson:

    "A lot of people who go into prison straight, and when they come out they’re gay."

    Rand Paul:
    http://www.salon.com/2015/02/1...

    Ted Cruz:
    http://www.politicususa.com/20...

    John Kasich:
    http://mediatrackers.org/ohio/...

    After that, the list becomes too trivial to fact-check. "George Pataki'? Really?

  22. Re:I have my own promise on Clinton Promises 500 Million New Solar Panels · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... can we try to vote for someone that hasn't been CAUGHT lying... yet?

    So, you're a Bernie Sanders supporter?

    Which of the GOP hopefuls hasn't been caught lying yet?

  23. Re:Two birds with one stone on Clinton Promises 500 Million New Solar Panels · · Score: 2

    By the way, where are these panels being made?

    They're being made in countries that started subsidizing their solar industries years ago.

  24. Re:Or let us keep our hard-earned money on Clinton Promises 500 Million New Solar Panels · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Shouldn't we collectively agree on what is needed, before we collectively decide to pay for them? Is this a democratic republic?

    You can have one or the other. You can be a "democratic republic" or you can decide things by "collective" agreement. Which one do you prefer?

  25. Re:Obligatory... on For the Love of the Analytics of the Game: Before Beane, There Was AVM Systems · · Score: 1

    As long as we're doing baseball movie quotes:

    "Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"