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  1. Re:A rather small set of unit tests on Researcher Builds Machines That Daydream · · Score: 1

    That's like using an EM field reader to measure electromagnetic fields, and assuming you know what they "look" like to birds, porpoises, or platypuses. GP specifically mentioned "the difference between your perception of the color green and the color".

  2. Re:A rather small set of unit tests on Researcher Builds Machines That Daydream · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, %EMOTION% felt %NOUN% for you!

    No no no. It's not a proper Russian Reversal. A better response would be:
    In swamps of Degobah, %EMOTION% felt %NOUN% for you!

  3. Now make it respond appropriately to the emotions on Researcher Builds Machines That Daydream · · Score: 1

    Because given two options: A robot killing a bird without expression, and a robot correctly recognizing a pitiable state, expressing sadness for the bird, then killing it (and potentially expressing happiness about itself now that the bird no longer makes it sad), I prefer option number one.
    It's going to take teams of cross-trained psychology/philosophy/computer science majors to get the ethics/morals right.

  4. Re:stating the obvious... on Are Desktop Firewalls Overkill? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Keeping workstation firewalls on behind network level firewalls is like locking the door of each room of your house as you pass through it. Unlock, open, go through, shut, and lock. Suddenly, the security measures outweigh their usefulness.

    That depends: Do you live in a neighborhood where someone jiggles your front door handle every few seconds? Do you live in an apartment with roommates? Are the roommates close friends of yours, or only real-estate associates? Do your roommates bring over people you don't know? Do your roommates or roommates' friends jiggle your bedroom door handle occasionally to see if they can steal something? This would be more close to the computer analogy.

  5. Re:Six Degrees on Aussie Student Responsible For Twitter Exploit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Six degrees of Kevin Bacon pretty much ensures that famous people are going to get hit by the same kinds of malware that the rest of us have to deal with.

    Does this mean that Hollywood may not have been designed to route around Kevin Bacon in the event that Global Thermonuclear War takes him out? Can a dead Kevin Bacon star in such movies as "Weekend at Bernie Junior's" or as corpse-extras to keep the connections up?

  6. Single point of failure on Are Desktop Firewalls Overkill? · · Score: 1

    Knowing that only one system needs be configured wrong makes me feel the opposite of warm and fuzzy.

  7. Re:But on Today's Children Are Officially Potty Mouths · · Score: 1

    Surely there are languages in the world that don't have such a ridiculous idea as "forbidden words".

    I highly doubt that, unless you're talking about an unknown cetacean or cephalopod language. Humans are good at putting up meaningless restrictions because we know our young like to push barriers. We would rather have them say "naughty" things and feel like they've pushed a real boundary than have them do something that society abhors (crime) because it is the only barrier to push.

  8. Re:A team.. dreaming? on The A-Team of IT — and How To Assemble One · · Score: 1

    You work for the wrong people. When I *tried* to leave I got a 17% raise (The new job would have been 30%, but it was in DC, so Meh). Good companies want to keep good people. It's how they stay good companies.

    So moral of the story is, if you work for the right company, try to leave it? If you work for the wrong company, succeed at leaving?

  9. Re:A more realistic IT crew on The A-Team of IT — and How To Assemble One · · Score: 1

    Swedish Chef as a contractor admin, purposefully doing too many things at once to make his methods difficult to replicate. Sam the Eagle in information security.

  10. Re:But it makes perfect sense to them. on The A-Team of IT — and How To Assemble One · · Score: 1

    Why would someone like that work for a manager like that? Everyone would like to have Superman working for them. Or a whole team of Superman. But why would Superman need YOU?

    Because Lex Luthor keeps using kryptonite, but only brings it to bear after Supes mops up the flunkies. A manager's job is to knock the kryptonite away in the final battle. Don't ask me what that means in business terms, I was reading Superman comics instead of getting an MBA.

  11. Re:This is how they see you, IT grunts on The A-Team of IT — and How To Assemble One · · Score: 1

    There's got to be something on the list that you're good at...

    Forget the list. Sysadmins are the MacGyvers of IT. Specialization is for insects and North Koreans.

  12. Re:Prefer to be like Batman on The A-Team of IT — and How To Assemble One · · Score: 1

    those are unlikely scenarios that are best left to be dealt with if and when they come up; worrying about them beforehand just creates extra stress.

    You'll never be Batman with an attitude like that!

    Somehow I think being Batman would lead to a lot more stress.

  13. Re:It's a joke. on The A-Team of IT — and How To Assemble One · · Score: 1

    #include "stdio.h"
    #include "stdlib.h"
    int main(void)
    {
    printf("Hello World.\n");
    exit(0);
    }

    Done. Where's my biscuit? I was promised a biscuit if I wrote a program.

  14. Re:Interesting, yet pointless on Twitter Closes Hole After Attack Hits Up To 500K Users · · Score: 1

    Micro-blogging is not a means of logging extensive information; it's more like a party-line web-based IRC or other chat. Chat to the world, and maybe someone will be listening.

  15. Re:Knife Crime on Terry Pratchett's Self-Made Meteorite Sword · · Score: 1

    I'm sure this made the news in Seattle, but do you have a linky?

  16. Re:It's made of magic on Terry Pratchett's Self-Made Meteorite Sword · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It is a knife or to be more exact oversized dagger, not a sword.

    The balance is wrong. With a sword you need to be able to chop which requires the sword to have at least some weight towards the end so you can put a good whack onto your opponent. Otherwise it does not have enough energy to chop through armour or let's say chop a hand off.

    That is why roman, greek and other armies who faught with a similar size short blades had leaf-shaped blades with the thin end on the hilt side.

    Moderators: parent is Informative, but is inexplicably at -1 via (3?) Overrated moderations. Please don't forget to read at -1.

  17. Re:Easy solution on Twitter Suffers Web Interface Exploit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1994 called, and it wants its World Wide Web back.

    I called, and I want 1994's WWW back. No more "My entire website is in Flash!" No more drive-by downloads. No more web-apps that just write a static page when HTML would have sufficed. <blink>Just "Here's my Dog!" and "Work in Progress" signs.</blink>

  18. Re:It's made of magic on Terry Pratchett's Self-Made Meteorite Sword · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pratchett has stored the sword in a secret location, apparently concerned about the authorities taking an interest in it.

    Knife Crime.

  19. Re:ZoneAlarm users get what they deserve on ZoneAlarm Employs Scare Tactics Against Its Users · · Score: 1

    Um, yeah. That was my point. Realmolo said XP firewall was better than ZA. I explained why it isn't, and even pointed out that Win7's was better.

  20. Re:ZoneAlarm users get what they deserve on ZoneAlarm Employs Scare Tactics Against Its Users · · Score: 1

    Windows has had a better firewall since XP

    Try blocking outgoing connections with the XP firewall.

    the Vista/Windows 7 firewall is even better than that

    This is true. Unfortunately, with its power has come a more difficult interface. Why do I have to click 20 times to enter ~10 IP ranges into the scope list for just one port? Why can't it be a comma delimited text field like before?

  21. Zounds! ZoneAlarm zealous about Zeus.Zbot? on ZoneAlarm Employs Scare Tactics Against Its Users · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Whatever happened to alliteration in article titles?

  22. Dr. Ann De Wees Allen is People! on Woman Trademarks Name and Threatens Sites Using It · · Score: 1

    Almost forgot: she's also a Nutritional Meal Replacement Powder

  23. Re:I think many forget that this is a good thing on Intel Wants To Charge $50 To Unlock Your CPU's Full Capabilities · · Score: 1

    Great. So the only CPU left is the extreme edition. I can afford it. Can you?

    If Intel is forced by the gubmint to not use weasely business practices, then other people will be able to afford it too; the CPUs will reach a lower price point because all of the "upgrade" overhead on the chip, in the sales-teams, in the marketing groups, won't be needed, and they'll need to charge a little less just to sell more (more profit) anyway.

    The point is that the "extreme edition" isn't extreme. It's what everyone's chip is, but some have just been (reparably) damaged. Overall, it's a waste of resources, fabricating intentionally defective parts.

  24. Re:That is the modus operandi on Intel Threatens DMCA Using HDCP Crack · · Score: 1

    Oh man, I can see it now. The Davinci Code meets The Matrix meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

    You're describing the Blade movies. Another Marvel comicbook that got screwed up by movies.

  25. Re:OSS Strikes Again on Linux Kernel Exploit Busily Rooting 64-Bit Machines · · Score: 1

    my Ubuntu machines were already patched a day before the first scare stories about this exploit appeared here on Slashdot.

    That's not a great measure of anything; Duke Nukem Forever was released last year, but /. is still posting stories about how it will never get produced.




    Psych! DNF is still a leprechaun riding a unicorn. But /. is a little slow to pick up news at times.