User: Soapy One

I know why...

On: Surprises in Microsoft Vista's EULA

Microsoft doesn't want us posting benchmarks proving that Vista is worthless...it might hurt their sales.

All it takes

On: New Internet Regulation Proposed

All it takes is parents watching their children and teaching them safe surfing habits. Any child too young to understand how to safely navigate the internet has no business using the internet unsupervised. Rather than all these censorship laws, violent video game laws, and other controlling legislation, we should just have good parenting legislation passed. It would take care of most of our problems.

Now all they have to do

On: New Patent on TV Forces You to Watch Ads

Now all they have to do is figure out a way to lock the plug into the wall.

Hmm

On: Perens Launches 'OpenSourceParking'

I guess this calls for affirmative action so we can have true equality between platforms!