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New Patent on TV Forces You to Watch Ads

WebHostingGuy writes "A patent application filed with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office says researchers of the Netherland-based consumer electronics company have created a technology that could let broadcasters freeze a channel during a commercial, so viewers wouldn't be able to avoid it. Philips acknowledged that this technology might not sit well with consumers and suggested in its patent filing that consumers be allowed to avoid the feature if they paid broadcasters a fee."

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  1. Wow, this technology works! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I remember seeing this a few days ago and thinking they couldn't manage it, but slashdot has broken all coding records and implemented it already ;)

    The one thing thats worrying me though is that I'm a paying member here on slashdot, so theres a bug somewhere still.

    Ahhh well, if slash can do it, so can I - heres the posting I made in the previous article:

    Forget muting commercials, this is TV - when the ad break comes on, will I be able to switch channels?

    What about the advertising on the other channels that I'm missing.

    What if I am flicking around the channels (from a sanctioned spot) and happen upon a commercial, will I not be able to continue to the next channel?

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    1. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Agent00Wang · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe next they'll make it so that you can't turn the TV off, or maybe it will helpfully pause that commercial for you if you get up to go to the bathroom or the kitchen.

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    2. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse yet, if I turn on the TV because I want to watch a program in say, channel X, but
      it happens that the TV starts in channel Y (Y!=X) then If there are commercials in
      channel Y I will have to wait until they are over in order to be able to start watching my program, so I may miss the beginning :-(

    3. Re:Wow, this technology works! by plague3106 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm sure such TVs will fly off the shelves too.

      Seriously, why would they waste time developing technology that no one will buy?

    4. Re:Wow, this technology works! by glesga_kiss · · Score: 5, Insightful
      What if I am flicking around the channels (from a sanctioned spot) and happen upon a commercial, will I not be able to continue to the next channel?

      Well, as always consider who gets to make this decission, and whether or not it's in their interests. Is it in the interests of Channel XYZ to get these extra eyeballs on their commercials? Damn straight. Of course, when it happens it will be "accidental". Honest.

      Rememember, with TV YOU are the product. The TV company is essentially selling your time to the advertisers. In exchange for your time, they promise to entertain you.

      Personally, I'd be for this system if (and only if) subscribing to the non-ad version completely removes all advertising. But that is never going to happen.

    5. Re:Wow, this technology works! by wetfeetl33t · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      OK, As long as Slashdot doesn't come up with the technology to make you read dupes

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    6. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Orgazmus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because a law will come and require this kind of tech in all sets

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    7. Re:Wow, this technology works! by statusbar · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, no, they will make it so that the bathroom door doesn't open while the commercial is playing. Problem solved.

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    8. Re:Wow, this technology works! by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Interesting
      No, the GP's right. Yes, the law may mandate such a technology being introduced (though har-fucking-har to the politicians who pass it - not being able to copy something is still sufficiently involving complicated technologies that politicians cannot be held to account over it, but your TV's controls freezing because a commercial comes on due to a legal mandate? I think people will NOTICE that), but you're talking, ultimately, about the end of TV if this ever takes off.

      People put up with the amount of advertising on TV at the moment precisely because of the ability to avoid it. TiVo and its competitors are doing an enormous amount to make TV usable again and are almost certainly resulting in much better ratings for the better shows, not just because they make it easier to avoid missing them, but also because the viewing experience is 100x better. Every few years, TV should die (or at least start a serious southward trend), but ends up gasping another deep breath and remaining the top entertainment medium because some technology fixes it. Video saved it in the 1970s. Cable saved it in the eighties and nineties. TiVo and HD is saving it now.

      Hard though it is to believe, make TV truly unwatchable, and people will stop buying TVs.

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    9. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1
      Because a law will come and require this kind of tech in all sets

      Ding ding ding. We have a winner. Once these sets start to become available it's only a matter of time. They sure are going out of their way to make television something to avoid with all these new anti-commercial-skipping technologies and DRM built into new HDTV sets and such. Makes you either want to baby that old 19" CRT you have or just give up on it altogether and just watch content on the Internet instead. It won't be long before all that is Windows-Media-DRM enforced only though too.

    10. Re:Wow, this technology works! by JWW · · Score: 1

      However, I think that "my competitor voted for the law thats forcing you to watch commercials" may then become one of the best campaign slogans ever. People will be genuinely, extremely, pissed off if they lose the ability to channel surf during commercials. Theres no need to be technically savy at all to grasp the impact of this. The people will actaully be mad as hell over this one, and they will know it is the politicians that will have sold them out.

      An interesting side effect off this, though, is that perhaps both major parties won't be bold enough to run the campaign slogan mentioned above, maybe they'll both sell us out and hope that no one notices that they were both complicit. As hard as it is to say it, maybe that kind of sellout will be what it takes to get a third party some headway in this country.

      The other thing is that this kind of law would actually be extremely rights limiting. Sure, you can stop watching TV, but for all intents and purposes, if they pass a law like this the government would be dictating what you could do, and would have to do in the privacy of your own homes. Now think of the other issues where the government might want to do that to. Off course they'll just say "Its only TV", but I for one DO belive in slippery slopes.

    11. Re:Wow, this technology works! by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      ... and if some idiot left it on the shopping channel or some other hour-long "info-mertial" pops up, you're fuxored. And you won't be able to change channels when its finished, because they'll be running ... commercials!!!!!

    12. Re:Wow, this technology works! by mikael · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Because a law will come and require this kind of tech in all sets"

      Then they better also ensure that the power supply for the TV and set-top box are hardwired into the wall, and that the mains fusebox is protected by a combination code. Otherwise, some knucklehead customers are going to switch off the entire setup at whatever access point is available, just out of principle.

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    13. Re:Wow, this technology works! by cloudkiller · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I remember the days when technology was exciting. Every new product promised so much possibility and opportunity. Hell, some of them even made me want to run out and buy the thing. These days, however, new technology just leaves me feeling sick. I find myself buying more and more tin foil, holding on to my relics of the 90's and talking about the good old days when a computer and a fast connection could get you anything but in trouble. But what can your average /. reader do? I suppose I should just settle my suit with the RIAA, buy another DVD copy of Dr. Strangelove because the first is too scratched up to play, hope Sony's rootkit will magically remove itself from my computer, and watch another 22 minutes of commercials in a half-hour re-run of Seinfeld.

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    14. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Zediker · · Score: 1

      Well if this were to happen. I would be one of the first to make a counter hardware device that sits between the cable box and the tv that switches that flag off in the signal. For the flag to work, it would have to sit in a predictible place in the signal's bit-stream, so you just make a tv commercial-flag-bridge to take the signal in, modify the flag, and spit it out. That way the tv would always think it was on a show, and never in a commercial.

      Even so, I highly doubt this would happen. If it did, nobody would buy that tv, and even then, if it were mandated that all tv's carry the comerical tech, you will watch online pirating of the shows skyrocket as they are imported from other countries who show the same shows and dont mandate the commercial-flag, so they can get their shows commercial free.

      If you dont think this would piss people off, think of this: You are channel-surfing for something good to come on. Lets say you are just moving up the channels to see if there is anything good on. Well, if some of those stations are showing commercials, you will be forced to watch them before you are allowed to continue looking for content. That would piss me off, and there is a good chance it would piss others off as well.

      But there is one good thing it would do. Make people stop watching tv in the first place. I havent seen anything truely worth watching in years.

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    15. Re:Wow, this technology works! by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 1

      "..but your TV's controls freezing because a commercial comes on due to a legal mandate? I think people will NOTICE that"

      I concur. I am currently paying $50/mo for mediocre programming on only about 4 channels that I actually watch when I do watch TV. The first time I notice I cannot change channels due to this is going to coincide with the exact same moment I find something else to waste my time on and cancel my cable subscription. Fuck that. The DVDs that force me to fast forward through all the marketing bullshit already piss me off to no end.

      If the media companies are trying to encourage me to "pirate" their precious IP, they are doing a good job of it. However, the media companies need me a lot more than I need them. And "offering the value-add" of paying to avoid this feature is extortion plain and simple.

      Just my 2cents.

    16. Re:Wow, this technology works! by somersault · · Score: 1

      How is HD saving TV? Are people really stupid enough to think that if they watch the same crap, but in a higher resolution, it will be good? I have a TV in my flat, but only use it to watch the occasional DVD (most of the time would watch on my PC). I watch TV when I go home as we have satellite, so there's actually a chance there wont be something crap on, or I can watch MTV2, etc. I think the problem with TV is that, unlike a book, DVD, or single player computer games, it never ends. Multiplayer gaming tends to have the same problem of just being able to sit in front of it and not be able to leave unless you have some good reason. The likelihood of spontaneously going and doing something more 'productive' with your time isnt likely to occur.. unless you decide you want to try skateboarding after playing THPS, or you decide you're going to join the SAS after playing Counter-Strike.. *ahem*

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    17. Re:Wow, this technology works! by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

      And will also pause if blink, yawn, cough, fart, have a conversation, play with the dog or do anything that interrupts your viewing of the ads.

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    18. Re:Wow, this technology works! by somersault · · Score: 1

      This doesn't really have anything to do with the government right now - isn't it the actual broadcasters that benefit from advertising? What does the government have to gain from you being forced to watch an ad for the latest shampoo+conditioner? If they forced political broadcasts to over-ride every other channel for an hour a day then maybe you could blame the politicians.

      It's also good that other companies would have to pay licensing fees to use this technology - hopefully no other manufacturers would want to impose such a thing. How does this technology even help Philips achieve a profit, unless they get into broadcasting too? The advertisers won't be happy that Philips is taking money to allow people to skip their ads, though Philips would maybe give them a cut to satiate their whining. Thankfully none of this really affects me anyway, as I mostly watch DVDs. When they start forcing me to watch ads in my games and DVDs, then I think I'll go live on a desert island.

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    19. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Ryosen · · Score: 2, Funny

      >>But there is one good thing it would do. Make people stop watching tv in the first place.

      That's funny. I thought the same thing when I saw "American Idol".

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    20. Re:Wow, this technology works! by cortana · · Score: 1

      It seems easier to make the TV detect when it is being watched, and pause the display of the program while there is no one watching the adverts.

    21. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1
      Rememember, with TV YOU are the product.

      Then what the hell am I paying $80/month for?

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    22. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1

      Why don't they just do what the radio stations in my area seem to do:
      Have every station (that has ads) have the exact same commercial schedule. That way, whenever you switch channels, you would get commercials, just different ones. If I am listening to the radio I dont bother to switch channels during commercials because I know I am just going to get more commercials...
      I for one would surf on over to CSPAN or PBS to stick it to the man. (With my luck it would be pledge week on PBS- but hey, I could get a nifty canvas tote!)

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    23. Re:Wow, this technology works! by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      Shades of 1984...

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    24. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      This is slashdot. It's safe to say "iff" here.

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    25. Re:Wow, this technology works! by atari_teenage_riot · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking that next they'll make toilet paper for public bathrooms with ads printed on it, that you can only tear one sheet off at a time, with a 5 seconds wait in between to force you to look at the ads... The day they force me to watch the commercials on tv will be the day I stop watching tv. Commercials already seem to be getting longer and longer over the years, there's too much publicity as it is, we don't need more.

    26. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Mecdemort · · Score: 1

      Of course people are that stupid. Just look at any of the cary over titles from the XBox to the 360. People are paying for the same games with a nicer look, what makes you think they wouldn't do the same for TV?

    27. Re:Wow, this technology works! by yossie · · Score: 1

      All I can say is that NOTHING on TV is good enough to make me watch it against my will. Any channel that implements this policy will pretty much immediately be off my favorites list and never be watched by me. I rather doubt we will see this implemented any time soon..

    28. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Jon+Luckey · · Score: 1
      Then they better also ensure that the power supply for the TV and set-top box are hardwired into the wall, and that the mains fusebox is protected by a combination code. Otherwise, some knucklehead customers are going to switch off the entire setup at whatever access point is available, just out of principle.

      It had better be out of principle, because if its trying to use the power reset to bypass the lock, it might be a wash when it comes to saving time.

      I have a directTV set top box, and if you power reset it it takes a couple of minutes before programs show up. It takes time to lock on the sat signal, then it has to load the program directory. Most commercials would be gone before that completed.

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    29. Re:Wow, this technology works! by lazarusdishwasher · · Score: 1

      Lets say you are just moving up the channels to see if there is anything good on. Well, if some of those stations are showing commercials, you will be forced to watch them before you are allowed to continue looking for content.

      If you don't wait to see what comes on after the comercials end, how will you know if you would want to watch it?

    30. Re:Wow, this technology works! by StarTux · · Score: 1

      "Personally, I'd be for this system if (and only if) subscribing to the non-ad version completely removes all advertising. But that is never going to happen."

      It does exist, its called the BBC.

    31. Re:Wow, this technology works! by somersault · · Score: 1

      With games, it's slightly more important, as a lot of them look crap to begin with - so it would be like paying to get DVD over video. I've never experienced HD DVD, but I dont think the difference between HD-DVD and DVD is going to be that much of a jump, as they are both digital formats, and it has been rather easy to get decent sound quality in digital format for years, so the only real improvement will be clarity of picture (again, I haven't experience HD DVD viewing, so that could be BS).

      I still like playing some PS1 games, and I dont tend to buy something just because it's the shiny new version, though once it comes down to bargain basement type prices I may buy it, or if I've just upgraded my machine and want to test it out, then I could buy it. I guess you could say the same applies for getting an XBox 360, but I'd hope that people don't buy the exact same game for their 360s as they have for their X Boxes - hopefully it would at least be a sequel. I don't have my own PlayStation (family has a PS2, though mostly PSX games), but I'm planning on getting a PS3 this year, and I'm still going to play the old crappy looking games. I know I'm not the most average of consumers though.. I actually remember when games had 1bit (well maybe 2 or 4 bit? =p ) sound, and the gameplay was what made me play, rather than the eye candy.

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    32. Re:Wow, this technology works! by guitaristx · · Score: 5, Funny

      Then what the hell am I paying $80/month for?

      Don't back-talk your pimp!

      *smack*

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    33. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

      Actually, that raises some interesting ideas for profit maximization: as subscribers pay more to watch fewer ads, the cost of the ads increases. You'd be able to target ads based not only on the timeslot and program, but on the timeslot, program, and economic status of the watcher. Now that's not to say it'd always be accurate--but there'd be a strong enough correlation between income and willingness to pay for fewer ads that it to be salable to advertisers.

      Mmmm... I wonder if I'm going to hell now.

    34. Re:Wow, this technology works! by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      IIRC

      [NTSC]

      Standard DVD: 720x540i60 [about 60fps, but each is a HALF frame for 30 frames/sec]
      HD DVD: 1920x1080p60

      that's only IF i remember correctly

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    35. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny. I thought the same thing when I saw "American Idol".

      No way! The very idea of Paula Abdul critiquing other people's singing is fascinating. Well, for a couple of episodes, anyway.

    36. Re:Wow, this technology works! by ender- · · Score: 1

      It does exist, its called the BBC.

      I was going to say it's also called PBS here in the states. Unfortunately I've noticed lately that the 'this program sponsered by .... and viewiers like you' bits have been slowly turning into full length commercials. Granted it's not as bad as the regular networks yet, but they've even started doing it during the show, not just between shows. So much for commercial free public TV. :(

      And there's another thing I've noticed over the last few years. When I was growing up, commercials were always about 50% louder than the show that was playing. At some point I understood that there was a law passed, or a general agreement among broadcasters to stop doing that. For about 15 years the commercials were no longer louder than the show. Over the last few years though, I've noticed the commercials have been getting louder and louder again. What's up with that crap? Don't they realize that makes us [or me anyway] WANT to change the channel, or mute the volume or fast-forward the commercial if we're on a Tivo?

    37. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1
      What does the government have to gain from you being forced to watch an ad for the latest shampoo+conditioner?
      Campaign contributions.
    38. Re:Wow, this technology works! by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Personally, I use the cable (satellite) box to change channels anyway.

      Though I suppose this does put those poor sots who are stuck with broadcast TV or basic cable at a distinct disadvantage.

    39. Re:Wow, this technology works! by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Parents: "Kids, it's time for bed"
      Kids: "Dad we can't the TV police are here and we have to watch all of these commercials."
      Parents: "But 10 PM just rolled around and they have the adult commercials"
      Tv Police: "Sir, you are within 10 feet of the TV set, you must sit down and watch the commercial. Distracting your kids from the commercial will result in a fine of $100,000 and/or prison time of 5 years under the FCC regulatory act of 2006" [Points taser baton at parent]

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    40. Re:Wow, this technology works! by huckda · · Score: 1

      I'll bet the 'power' button still works ;)

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    41. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Zediker · · Score: 1

      true, but when I channel-surf I surf over the channels with commercials, looking for shows that are running at that moment. Perhaps I'm just odd that I do it this way, maybe not. Either way, if the commercial flag is mandated, it still will piss me off... =)

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    42. Re:Wow, this technology works! by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      I agree with most everything you said except

      Personally, I'd be for this system if (and only if) subscribing to the non-ad version completely removes all advertising. But that is never going to happen.

      This does not jive because of the expense of TV. If they were to offer a package that gets rid of ALL tv commercials from your viewing, I am willing to bet your cable/sat bill would be triple/quadruple the cost. I am sure someone has figured out a cost assessment somewhere...This does not even take into consideration that some TV shows cost more then others (i.e. Friends probably costs more then Emerils cooking show, and then we go to the SuperBowl).

      I agree with the sentiment, but it is not feasible under the current broadcasting setup. I am happy with channel surfing (which does have the side effect taht I probably will run into a commercial), and I don't mind fast forwarding my VCR.

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    43. Re:Wow, this technology works! by blankgm · · Score: 1
      A couple thoughts about this -
      1. I already pay for commercial free television - it's called [insert cable or sat provider here]. So if HBO can provide it, why can't the networks?
      2. If the FCC is going to inject themselves into what is shown on the "over the air" and "free" channels - how then can we as the conumer be expected to pay for avoiding what is free?
      3. Following the success of this, advertisers will be screaming for the State Highway Administrations to put speed bumps, and stop lights everywhere there is a roadsign. Same thing right? Heaven forbid you end up trying to drive on some highway where there are still old Burmashave, Stuckies or South of the Border signs - you'll never get to your destination!
    44. Re:Wow, this technology works! by SparkEE · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just to play devil's advocate here:

      I really don't think any designer would be some dumb as to implement things such that you can't even channel surf. They would probably only freeze on the commercial if a timer indicates that you've been watching that channel for a prescribed amount of time. The point of this is to make you watch the commercial because you watched the show. The obvious implementation involves making sure you actualy are watching the show.

    45. Re:Wow, this technology works! by dslbrian · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well if this were to happen. I would be one of the first to make a counter hardware device that sits between the cable box and the tv that switches that flag off in the signal. For the flag to work, it would have to sit in a predictible place in the signal's bit-stream, so you just make a tv commercial-flag-bridge to take the signal in, modify the flag, and spit it out. That way the tv would always think it was on a show, and never in a commercial.

      I would go this route as well. However I can't see it happening because it completely breaks the ability to flip through channels at all. Imagine flipping through channels - as soon as you hit one showing a commercial you get stuck there for what, minutes? Just not possible, nobody would buy that. Actually people would buy it, and then immediately return it - "TV is broken, it doesn't change channels..."

      On the plus side however, since they patented it, nobody else can implement it either (at least for the next 20 years *laugh* Way to go Philips! - I knew you were looking out for the consumer!)

    46. Re:Wow, this technology works! by neuro.slug · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'd be for this system if (and only if) subscribing to the non-ad version completely removes all advertising. But that is never going to happen.

      You keep using that phrase. I do not think it means what you think it means. If and only if (abbreviated iff) refers to "(If p, then q) and (if q, then p)", where p and q are propositions on the left- and- right-hand sides of the statement. People use it somewhat incorrectly for emphasis.

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    47. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're wrong.

      In writing, common alternative phrases to "if and only if" include iff, "Q is necessary and sufficient for P", "P is equivalent to Q", "P precisely if Q", and "P precisely when Q". Many authors regard "iff" as unsuitable in formal writing; others use it freely.

      his use of it is perfectly acceptable in the fact that if there was a pay version it must be free of commercials and if it's free from commercials it must be paid for.

    48. Re:Wow, this technology works! by IAmTheDave · · Score: 1

      *MOD PARENT UP*

      Awesome summary of the way I feel. Every new patent is an affront to innovation and consumer protectionism. Every new "feature" is yet another restriction on what used to be my fair use rights.

      There is a new war, between consumers and the businesses that want government protection from them. I've never seen so many laws that define what a consumer is and what I may do with what I purchase.

      Didn't it used to be the other way around? Didn't laws protect ME from bad business? Didn't I define what I could do with a product? Or am I pining for days that simply never existed??

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    49. Re:Wow, this technology works! by TheJediGeek · · Score: 0
      I don't think it will become a law. Since Phillips has patented it, that would mean all other companies would have to license the tech from Phillips. If Phillips even TRIED to make it a law, they'd have all the other major TV manufacturers fighting it.

      Also, retailers would sell it for about a week. When they get all the returns for "defective" TVs from Joe Bob, they'll stop carrying it.

    50. Re:Wow, this technology works! by neuro.slug · · Score: 1

      Except that the second implication is incorrect (I think), because there is television that's free and free of commercials (public television). Not that it's any good..

    51. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Traiklin · · Score: 1

      On the plus side however, since they patented it, nobody else can implement it either (at least for the next 20 years *laugh* Way to go Philips! - I knew you were looking out for the consumer!)

      Atleast now we know which company to avoid now.

      I can't honestly seeing other TV manufactures paying philips to lisence technology they themselves say people will dislike...and if for some reason they do, Phillips would of found that sucker born every minute.

      I wonder what will happen if philips "Forgets" to take that chip out for sets in other countrys.

    52. Re:Wow, this technology works! by amigabill · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'd be for this system if (and only if) subscribing to the non-ad version completely removes all advertising. But that is never going to happen.

      Wasn't this one of the original intentions of cable? Pay your monthly fee instead of watching ads? How well did that work out?

      Now we're paying rediculous fees every month, have tons of ads, a "half-hour long" show is actually only about 18 minutes of the show itself, we get ads overlayed on top of the show covering up to 1/3 of the screen now, and rediculous product placements in the show itself. When will they completely eliminate the show and leave us with nothing but 50 channels of 24/7 advertizements in return for our monthly subscription fee, which will probably become leglly required to pay to protect the advertizers from people just not having TVs anymore?

    53. Re:Wow, this technology works! by /ASCII · · Score: 1

      That's wrong. The HDTV spec only specifies support for 1080p in framerates of 30 Hz or less. I belive the reason for this is that HDMI doesn't have enough bandwidth for 1080p@60.

      This makes it extremely obvious that the Sony PS3 talk about 1080p support is all talk - who'd want to settle for jerky 30 Hz momvement, just to get a little higher resoultion? (Look at the insane amounts of motion blur you need to use in the ciname to make 24 Hz look ok) Consoles will use 720p$60Hz or 1080i@60Hz, both of which contaion roughlt the same amount of information per second.

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    54. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All this DRM-like crap is just begging for someone to make a device that runs both sound and video thru a device that plays both the audio and video to screen and speaker and then re-records them in an unprotected format. Sure there will be some quality loss but we would get rid of ALL this crap and can then do what we please with the content. Anything that can be viewed or listened to can be handled that way and no technology of any kind could stop it. These creeps are just asking for it.

    55. Re:Wow, this technology works! by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Oh, deary deary me.

      I avoid television as it is... If they start implementing such things I'll stop watching altogether.

      DivX DVD collections of good shows will become the one and only way I'll watch anything... and guess what, the authors, producers and the rest of them won't get a dime then.

      At least the polar caps won't melt... there'll be so many more pirates in the times to come. Arrr!

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    56. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Random+Destruction · · Score: 1

      Good idea, they could just use the rsstroom reader.

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    57. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Siffy · · Score: 1

      Oh, stop being so politically correct and call them what they are, bribes from lobbyists.

    58. Re:Wow, this technology works! by kimvette · · Score: 1
      Inside the flat a fruity voice was reading out a list of figures which had something to do with the
      production of pig- iron. The voice came from an oblong metal plaque like a dulled mirror which
      formed part of the surface of the right- hand wall. Winston turned a switch and the voice sank
      somewhat, though the words were still distinguishable. The instrument (the telescreen, it was
      called) could be dimmed, but there was no way of shutting it off completely
      . He moved over to the
      window: a smallish, frail figure, the meagreness of his body merely emphasized by the blue
      overalls which were the uniform of the party. His hair was very fair, his face naturally sanguine,
      his skin roughened by coarse soap and blunt razor blades and the cold of the winter that had just
      ended.


      Yep. 1984 is here!
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    59. Re:Wow, this technology works! by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      a simple google shows HDMI is 5 Gbit/second

      1920 x 1080 x 32 (W x H x depth) = 66,355,200

      let's assume "metric" Gbits
      5,000,000,000/66,335,200 = 75.35

      so that leaves 1,018,688,000 bits/second (1Gbit/sec) free for the audio stream at 60fps

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    60. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      *smack*

      I believe the correct sound effect is:

      *smack upside yo' head*

    61. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then they better also ensure that the power supply for the TV and set-top box are hardwired into the wall, and that the mains fusebox is protected by a combination code. Otherwise, some knucklehead customers are going to switch off the entire setup at whatever access point is available, just out of principle.

      They'll have to ensure that my bathroom door is locked, too.

    62. Re:Wow, this technology works! by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      I've owned a lot of video capture cards over the years, all of those had Philips manufactured chips in them for the video component - is it the same in the TV world as well?

      It might not actually be quite so easy to avoid Philips and their stupid forced advert viewing....

    63. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1

      The commercials are now compressed as hell and raised in level so that the voiceover of the cleaning product commercial is at the same volume as the nuclear explosion in the show it interrupted.

      They're not LOUDER than the shows, it's just that every single sound in the commercial is as loud as the loudest thing in the show.

    64. Re:Wow, this technology works! by darkshadow · · Score: 1

      As they said, they don't increase the volume of the commercials.
      They lower the volume of the programs.

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    65. Re:Wow, this technology works! by darkshadow · · Score: 1

      Like when the overlayed ads also have noise, and you miss something important. Awesome.

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    66. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Eccles · · Score: 1

      From http://www.hdmi.org/consumer/faq.asp:
      "HDMI has the capacity to support existing high-definition video formats (720p, 1080i, and 1080p/60)."

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    67. Re:Wow, this technology works! by rilian4 · · Score: 1
      The DVDs that force me to fast forward through all the marketing bullshit already piss me off to no end.
      You can actually fast-forward? My last video rental forced me to wait 3 or 4 minutes through ads and previews before I could get to the menu to play the movie at all...Total crap...
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    68. Re:Wow, this technology works! by mwilli · · Score: 1

      Damn my smart house!

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    69. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      A couple of minutes? Seriously, you should get rid of that piece of junk if possible. Even my el cheapo sat receiver boots up in ten seconds. And the program list is stored internally, so reloading it takes about 0.43 heartbeats. Either you're suffering from atrociously bad vendor lock-in (which seems to be quite common in the States) or your harware is severely outdated and needs to be replaced.

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    70. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

      Even better-- the TVs will come with a motion detector-- if anyone gets up to go to the fridge or bathroom during a commercial, it'll signal your cable provider to charge you extra for that "service" on your next bill...

    71. Re:Wow, this technology works! by shawb · · Score: 1

      Other manufacturers won't pay Philips to liscense it. AFAIK Philips makes the vast majority of the cable set box and broadcaster supplied DVRs. Their customers are the cable companies that want you to watch the commercials.

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    72. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I remember the days when technology was exciting. Every new product promised so much possibility and opportunity. Hell, some of them even made me want to run out and buy the thing. These days, however, new technology just leaves me feeling sick. I find myself buying more and more tin foil, holding on to my relics of the 90's and talking about the good old days when a computer and a fast connection could get you anything but in trouble.

      Instead of buying tin foil, I recommend buying guns and ammo instead. The way things are going now, we may need them.

    73. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think communication means what you think it means. You see, there is sometimes the need for clarity. Sometimes, however, there is the need to express emotion. This has been done for quite a while by a group of people called "poets." That's why sometimes people take "poetic liscense" with phrases and use them to convey emotion rather than meaning. Oftentimes this alternative meaning of a word or phrase gains such momentum that it's usage becomes more common than the original, even though it is "technically" wrong it still conveys the meaning and emotions, so it is therefore perfectly valid communication. Unless you are an asshat.

    74. Re:Wow, this technology works! by nigelo · · Score: 1

      I think the point is: one can fast-forward, but not get to the root menu when the commercials are playing.

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    75. Re:Wow, this technology works! by BDZ · · Score: 1

      However, I think that "my competitor voted for the law thats forcing you to watch commercials" may then become one of the best campaign slogans ever. People will be genuinely, extremely, pissed off if they lose the ability to channel surf during commercials. Theres no need to be technically savy at all to grasp the impact of this. The people will actaully be mad as hell over this one, and they will know it is the politicians that will have sold them out.

      Very good point. Mess with the people's bread and circuses and get your throat cut.

      This is one of those things that would turn into a firestorm if the government mandated it. Infringe on people's liberties and such...no problem...Screw with their ability to watch the television and you have a revolution of millions of "Average Joes" on your hands.

    76. Re:Wow, this technology works! by zCyl · · Score: 1

      I remember the days when technology was exciting. Every new product promised so much possibility and opportunity. Hell, some of them even made me want to run out and buy the thing. These days, however, new technology just leaves me feeling sick.

      People used to focus on inventing products that someone wants to buy. Now they seem to focus on inventing products that someone wants to sell. The accumulated power of huge corporations has shifted the balance of power.

    77. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Otherwise, some knucklehead customers are going to switch off the entire setup at whatever access >point is available, just out of principle.

      Errrrrrr a little less of the Knucklehead thank you i already get close to killing the freakin thing when the teatime commercials start running you get 5 mins of program and 15 mins of adverts well i say frell the freakin lot of them i resort to watching the NON commercial chanels when i get real hacked it then gets turned off

      Pete

    78. Re:Wow, this technology works! by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      You must get really steamed that every single native speaker of English thinks that the English word "or" usually denotes an exclusive or rather than the Boolean OR operator.

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    79. Re:Wow, this technology works! by namekuseijin · · Score: 1

      "since they patented it, nobody else can implement it either"

      interested parties don't need to implement it: just pay a fee to Philips for using it...

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    80. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will refer you to 1984 by Orwell. Your joke is not funny, it's scary.

    81. Re:Wow, this technology works! by davie · · Score: 1

      I must be old, but I remember when talk of Cable TV first began, and all the promises that "since you'll be paying for the service, there will be no commercials." Oops. I guess they meant "since you'll be paying for the service, you'll be watching more commercials and they'll become even more obnoxious, and when we figure out that the remote allows you to avoid them, we'll start showing them at the bottom of the screen during regular programming."

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    82. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Bobsledboy · · Score: 1

      But if you go to the toilet during the show, you'll miss all the product placement!

    83. Re:Wow, this technology works! by statusbar · · Score: 1

      I guess they will need to come up with a separate patent to cover that problem too!!

      --jeffk++

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    84. Re:Wow, this technology works! by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

      I think your comment was funny, even though I was forced to read it.

  2. I don't mind the ads... by gowen · · Score: 5, Funny

    The thing I don't like on TV are all the repeats... (or "dupes" as they're known in the trade).

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    1. Re:I don't mind the ads... by catmistake · · Score: 1

      I was just thinking something along those lines... yes, watching some commercials isn't so bad. What is it that makes them bearable? They are entertaining and I haven't seen them 10 times in the last hour. So perhaps we can live with the new technology, as long as we pass a strict federal advertising law that no advertiser/broadcaster/cable co, etc., is allowed to replay the same commercial twice within, say, a 6 hour period. And maybe there should be a rating system involved, which would dictate ad placement, so that over a short time, all the sucky commercials would be pushed to the late night/early morning/no one's watching slots, and all you'd see during prime times are the really good commercials.

    2. Re:I don't mind the ads... by geofferensis · · Score: 1

      What's scary is the patent for forcing people to read dupes. Whole lifetimes could be lost.

    3. Re:I don't mind the ads... by cciRRus · · Score: 1

      Well at least there are no patents that force us to read dupes on Slashdot!

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    4. Re:I don't mind the ads... by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      What ads? I use a DVR that auto skips commercials. I don't watch live TV anymore. Everything is recorded and commercial flagged. Besides not having to suffer watching commercials repeatedly I save lots of time by eliminating 15 to 18 minutes from every hour show.

    5. Re:I don't mind the ads... by LocoMan · · Score: 1

      They though about that too... IIRC (can't find the actual patent link right now) the patent includes the technology to force the recorders to record the ads too, and disables fast forward when they're on.

    6. Re:I don't mind the ads... by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      And they can enforce this on the DVR I built how? They might get that in place on DVRs you purchase but not on a computer that serves as a DVR. There will be ways around it. As a matter of fact, if they put broadcast flags in the shows clearly identifying the commercials it will be so much easier to skip the commercials than it is now. I would actully welcome such flags.

    7. Re:I don't mind the ads... by eeyore · · Score: 1

      Please don't use technical terms like "dupes". In the field of the media, it causes horrible confustion between repeats of programs and the viewing population (through the eyes of media executives).

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  3. Seriously? by Agent00Wang · · Score: 1

    So now we don't really own our TVs?

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    1. Re:Seriously? by Timesprout · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When did you ever own the content displayed on your TV by broadcasers?

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      There is no dupe
    2. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      When they beamed it into my house and I collected it on some pieces of metal.

    3. Re:Seriously? by Pofy · · Score: 1

      That did not in any way relate to the original question. But to continue the questions, when did the broadcasters own the TV that they content is displayed on?

    4. Re:Seriously? by jasen666 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Who's talking content? We own the hardware. That includes the remote and the controls on the TV.
      Who owns my remote? Me, or the content provider? If I want to change the channel and watch something else, that's my right.

      Until my TV comes with a EULA stating that I am not buying the hardware, and that I'm just licensed to use the hardware however Fox network sees fit. And that is the day I stop buying TV's.

    5. Re:Seriously? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      When did you ever own the content displayed on your TV by broadcasers?

      The instant it enters my house.

      The only thing that I don't own is the right to prevent people (including myself) from making further copies in most cases. That's the only thing that the producer owns, but most people have been hoodwinked into believing that the producer somehow owns something beyond that.

    6. Re:Seriously? by usv · · Score: 1

      So now we don't really own our TVs?

      No, now TV owns you!

    7. Re:Seriously? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Why should you? As soon as DRM really pushes through, you won't own your PC either, and that machine's usually a tad bit more expensive.

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    8. Re:Seriously? by russellh · · Score: 1

      Until my TV comes with a EULA stating that I am not buying the hardware, and that I'm just licensed to use the hardware however Fox network sees fit. And that is the day I stop buying TV's.

      Take pre-emptive action! Put your TV in the OFF state, unplug it, then post to your local freecycle.org group and have some other sucker come and take it away for you. You'll have more time to post to slashdot.

      I gave up TV in 1996 except for that day in September 2001. I have never touched a Tivo, I have never seen Survivor. You can do it, too. Only when you've been free from it for so long can you see the grip that it has on people.

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    9. Re:Seriously? by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
      Who's talking content? We own the hardware. That includes the remote and the controls on the TV. Who owns my remote? Me, or the content provider? If I want to change the channel and watch something else, that's my right.

      All good points. The problem is that if you buy a TV with this feature enabled it's not simply a matter of working your TV the way you like. With DRM'd music files people have found ways around the DRM, or just broken it completely or convert it to a new format. Usually this consists of one or a few coders reverse-engineering the DRM and then you, the user, download a program to ignore the DRM and/or convert the files. This is a bit different with a TV being a hardware + software solution. So now even if someone reverse engineers this and posts a how-to you're gonna have to do a LOT more than just d/l and run a simple executable with a few clicks. Likely you'll have to do some soldering, flash a ROM, maybe even buy a mod chip and install it. In other words, so much work that they know for sure most users will either just give up and live with it or pay the (extortion) fee. With the barrier set so high they pretty much know it's in their favor.

      Until then let's hope that this gets labeled prominently on the new TVs with the feature and Joe Consumer actually votes with his dollar. I can't imagine anyone seeing this "option" and saying 'oh hell yes, that feature is just what I wanted!' Or, more likely, it will not be on the box, or in tiny tiny print in a corner under some random warehouse tracking numbers, and then when people get home and think their remote is broken they will return them en-mass and perhaps file a lawyer-feeding class action suit where Phillips agrees to use size 10 fonts and everyone gets a 5% coupon on a new Phillips TV. Rediculous, but I think unless this stupid feature somehow becomes standard across every TV no one is going to pay extra money to remove an unwanted feature that isn't present on a set of comparable price from a different manufacturer.

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    10. Re:Seriously? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      So now even if someone reverse engineers this and posts a how-to you're gonna have to do a LOT more than just d/l and run a simple executable with a few clicks. Likely you'll have to do some soldering, flash a ROM, maybe even buy a mod chip and install it.

      No, you have to pay twenty bucks for a little box that goes between your TV and the antenna (or the decoder and the satellite dish/DVB-T antenna) and removes the signal. There will be such devices, whether they're legal or not.

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    11. Re:Seriously? by jasen666 · · Score: 1

      eh, the only thing I even really watch is science channel, and that's when I'm laying in bed at night.
      Oh, what a horrible grip their educational programs have on me!

    12. Re:Seriously? by shawb · · Score: 1

      I really doubt this content will be implemented on the television itself... it will be implemented on the cable box that you lease from the company.

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    13. Re:Seriously? by russellh · · Score: 1

      Oh, what a horrible grip their educational programs have on me!

      heh

      that reminds me - some dvd I have had a History channel show as a special feature, one of those history ("reality") versus fiction and man was it awful. I think it was Kingdom of Heaven, and 90% of the show was all about how knights could defend a castle with MTV camera angles and OMG look how sharp these pikes are!!1! The interesting historical questions and their relationship to current events were pretty much entirely ignored - that whole Christian versus Muslim thing (it was a big deal in the press at the time). So sad. oh well.

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    14. Re:Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you know? The signal will be encrypted between those two points, for exactly that reason. And you won't have the key. This is the real meaning of "HDMI".

    15. Re:Seriously? by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      Waffle Iron writes:
      When did you ever own the content displayed on your TV by broadcasers?

      The instant it enters my house.

      The only thing that I don't own is the right to prevent people (including myself) from making further copies in most cases. That's the only thing that the producer owns, but most people have been hoodwinked into believing that the producer somehow owns something beyond that.


      That argument doesn't appear to hold water in the case of encrypted satellite broadcast content.

      As I understand it, the law specifies that although the radio waves are being propagated through your head, et al., you aren't allowed to decrypt it unless you pay the provider for the privilege. That angers me; I can't turn off broadcast transmissions. My own TV, I can turn that off.

    16. Re:Seriously? by Unipuma · · Score: 1
      Who's talking content? We own the hardware. That includes the remote and the controls on the TV.
      Who owns my remote? Me, or the content provider? If I want to change the channel and watch something else, that's my right.

      Keep repeating that to yourself when you open up your XBox to install your modchip... just before you get hauled away for breaking the DMCA (and probably for being a terrorist as well...)
    17. Re:Seriously? by jasen666 · · Score: 1

      So far, it's not illegal to modify your own hardware (I say "so far" because it hasn't been tested in court yet), but it is illegal to sell such modifications or the hardware to make them.
      The closest test to this that I know of, is when DirecTV/Dish Network were sending out intent to sue letters to people who purchased card programmers. Which in itself was pretty ridiculous, considering card programmers are perfectly legal, and they had no evidence said people had used them for illegal purposes. Most of those were settled out of court though.

  4. Improvement? by denissmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, I would much rather pay a fee to be allowed to change channels. What makes them think that we will be happy with either option?

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    1. Re:Improvement? by drooling-dog · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What makes them think that we will be happy with either option?

      They probably don't care. They'll just do what everybody else does when their customers won't voluntarily support their business model: Pay Congress to force it on us.

    2. Re:Improvement? by grobinso · · Score: 1

      What gives them the right to mandate payment for something that is free, today?

    3. Re:Improvement? by Dracophile · · Score: 1
      What makes them think that we will be happy with either option?

      The sheer lack of interest in the whole issue will utterly convince them they are on the right track.

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    4. Re:Improvement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I would much rather pay a fee to be allowed to change channels. What makes them think that we will be happy with either option?

      "Philips acknowledged that this technology might not sit well with consumers and suggested in its patent filing that consumers be allowed to avoid the feature if they paid broadcasters a fee."

      Who cares what consumers think? They're just livestock that produces money. You just have to make them happy enough to not kick you when you go to milk them.

      See, the trouble is, no consumers actually work at Philips. So they have no idea what consumers will be happy with.

    5. Re:Improvement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one think that this new flag in the broadcast would be great! They can't patent the ability to receive such signal on a public TV broadcast, now can they? Simply just forcing the user to stay on the channel. This is great news!

      Now my MythTV can just skip the commercials entirely when it sees the flag! 100% pure commercial free viewing! w00t!

    6. Re:Improvement? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Heh. I'm waiting for the day when people demand that Congress is disbanded and replaced with a democratic entity...

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    7. Re:Improvement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TV sales will sky rocket I think, maybe. Because I will certainly smash mine
      the first time it happens thinking its the TV.

  5. Did they patent too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a method to oblige you to have a TV set ?

  6. Heh..No more TV by crnbrdeater · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Just one more reason not to watch TV. There is plenty of other stuff I can spend my time one.

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    1. Re:Heh..No more TV by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

      I'm with you. I won't buy something outfitted with such a control. Sheesh! And here 1984 seemed so far-fetched when I read it 30-some years ago. But between Philips and Cisco (helping erect the Great Firewall), not to mention the Dept. of Heimreich Security, I think all of the pieces are nearly in place. We just have to turn it on.

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    2. Re:Heh..No more TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like learning when it is appropriate to include the letter "e"?

  7. But I don't have a TV! by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Will I still have to watch the ads?

    Seriously - its a good thing that there's a patent on this. The more heavily patented (with associated royalties, etc) something is, the less likely it is that industry will actually use it...

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    1. Re:But I don't have a TV! by The_Mr_Flibble · · Score: 1

      Well the next patent in line was for w camera system that made sure you were in front of the tv otherwise it pauses the ads

    2. Re:But I don't have a TV! by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      That raises an interesting question for the participants of the war between consumers and service providers:

      For how long one can use a patent to prohibit the technology from being implemented and spread?

      0 seconds? 50 years?

      My guess would be first answer which what I expect from the patent system: little good can come out of it.

      Does anybody now how patent system was actually used for the benefit of technological progress?

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    3. Re:But I don't have a TV! by spako · · Score: 1

      Seriously - its a good thing that there's a patent on this. The more heavily patented (with associated royalties, etc) something is, the less likely it is that industry will actually use it...

      Probabaly is a good thing. But even better: just thought that if someone, maybe the slashdot community ;), should setup their own patent company. Then make claims to patents like this one before anyone else does. Instead of implementing the patented technology they disallow anyone from implementing it. Thus protecting the world from crap like this... they'd be the greenpeace of technology.

    4. Re:But I don't have a TV! by pla · · Score: 1

      The more heavily patented (with associated royalties, etc) something is, the less likely it is that industry will actually use it...

      That brings up a serious point I have pondered amidst all the SlashFUD on this topic...

      Philips has patented this "flag". Neither congress nor the FCC has required its use.

      Now, I see two possible outcomes here:

      First, if the Congresscritters do mandate implementation, it would seem to me that Philips, simply by not licensing the use of their flag, could instantly drive all other TV manufacturers out of the market. They could also all-but-destroy the market for anything that connects to a TV by having only two inputs - Old fashioned low-quality analog coax, or the New Spiffy Philips Compatibilty Connector System (TM), also patented. Who wants to play XBox or watch an HD-DVD at 480i?

      Second, Congress does not require the use of this flag. This means that, no matter how many industry leaders support it, some no-name Taiwanese company will gladly feed the market demand for noncompliant TVs, and no one, not even the clueless masses, will buy a TV that forces them to watch ads.


      And on a final note... If people don't like it, they can pay to get around it? Since when has the USPTO allowed patents on well-defined crimes, in this case, plain and simple "extortion"?

    5. Re:But I don't have a TV! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hollywood controls what media comes out to your TV. They can require anything they want. HDCP comes to mind...

      As for extortion... we pay to not see advertising on websites. We're forced to watch ads on DVDs (Disney is REALLY bad about this. I have a Shrek 2 DVD that has this on it).

  8. Re:Umm... by Anisty · · Score: 0

    i think this is dupeness :/ However it's not the most intelligent thing i can think of - to sell people a system that has the major attraction of being able to skip the commercials and then forcing them to watch them anyway? I don't see what Philips has to gain by making people watch the commericals anyway unless they're Philips' commercials?!

  9. There are other TV manufacturers, too. by ettlz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    OK, so that's Philips and Sony off the list. Who's next?

    1. Re:There are other TV manufacturers, too. by Charcharodon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why even bother with TV's anymore. My 24" monitor works great as a TV. I watch everything off of DVD's or downloads now. No commercials, no DVR rental fee, no cable fee.

    2. Re:There are other TV manufacturers, too. by mrjb · · Score: 1

      The TVs by other manufacterers will be more expensive.

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    3. Re:There are other TV manufacturers, too. by AusIV · · Score: 1
      Everyone. This is something on the broadcaster's end that somehow doesn't need to interact with your television.

      I assume this only works with cable boxes that call home and report what channel you're on, and the broadcaster won't send you a new signal during commercials, but I may be mistaken.

    4. Re:There are other TV manufacturers, too. by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

      Naw, samsung IMHO make among the best TVs out there, and they have guaranteed no dead pixels in their entire LCD line as of a year or two ago. They're less expensive than Sony, too.

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    5. Re:There are other TV manufacturers, too. by rcamera · · Score: 1

      but who makes your monitor? i would hope it's not sony or philips...

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    6. Re:There are other TV manufacturers, too. by Spoons · · Score: 1

      Why even bother with TV's anymore. My 24" monitor works great as a TV. I watch everything off of DVD's or downloads now. No commercials, no DVR rental fee, no cable fee.

      People who want to watch TV on their couch and/or with other people. Using your monitor for your TV is fine if you are in a college or you live alone, but get a girlfriend or get married and watching TV on your computer becomes unappealing.

    7. Re:There are other TV manufacturers, too. by mmeister · · Score: 1

      Why even bother with TV's anymore.

      Most of the new HDTVs are actually just monitors anyway. They require some sort of external tuner device, or they charge significantly more for a built-in tuner.

      So, technically, they've already instituted "pay extra for ability to change channels."

    8. Re:There are other TV manufacturers, too. by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
      People who want to watch TV on their couch and/or with other people. Using your monitor for your TV is fine if you are in a college or you live alone, but get a girlfriend or get married and watching TV on your computer becomes unappealing.

      The Svideo out on my Nvidia card mixed with a long Svideo cable fixes that problem.....

    9. Re:There are other TV manufacturers, too. by bmalia · · Score: 1

      One word. Football

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    10. Re:There are other TV manufacturers, too. by Kagu · · Score: 1

      Because I prefer to use my computer for multiple other tasks rather than waste resources with movies or television running on it.

    11. Re:There are other TV manufacturers, too. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Zenith. Last TVs made in America... everything else is either Japan or China now.

    12. Re:There are other TV manufacturers, too. by Charcharodon · · Score: 1

      I have a dual monitor system set up with a dual processor puter. Watching TV/movies rarely interferes with games/work/school other than maybe being distracting.

    13. Re:There are other TV manufacturers, too. by Charcharodon · · Score: 1

      My old computer is hooked up to the widescreen in the living room. It has just shy of 1TB of harddrives in it and is full of shows and movies. Most I bought or rented then ripped. When it gets too full I just delete some of the older stuff off of it. It's hooked up to the net as well so radio and music video are readily available in addition to the 70gb of ripped CD's I have on there too. The whole thing is networked with GB networking so streaming to the other machines in the house is very easy as long no more than a couple of people are accessing the same harddrive at the same time.

  10. And this is why I don't watch TV by icebrain · · Score: 1

    How has it become so accepted by people that we should be bombarded by advertising anywhere we go? So far, there are ways to kind of get around the stuff put into media (websites, TV, etc), but outside we're constantly hit by billboards, painted buses, etc. Where's the outrage? Come on people, let's get some giant protests going!

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    1. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      How has it become so accepted by people that we should be bombarded by advertising anywhere we go? So far, there are ways to kind of get around the stuff put into media (websites, TV, etc), but outside we're constantly hit by billboards, painted buses, etc. Where's the outrage? Come on people, let's get some giant protests going!

      Apparently there was some outrage here in Vermont; they banned billboards and large signs. Its nice actually.

    2. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by youngerpants · · Score: 1
      Welcome to the consumer driven society that the western world holds to such acclaim. However I dont agree with you


      I recently had to travel to North Korea (don't ask... work related) much as I had to travel to the former Soviet Union, and billboards are noticeable by their absence. These places look dull. Even though we have advertising forced on us 90% of the time advertisements are (usually) asthetically pleasing, vibrant and a sign of economic growth.


      Yeh, they annoy me a lot of the time too, but they are a symptom of everything we westeners (I'm British) hold dear about our way of life.

    3. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm actually rather curious as to what you do that took you to North Korea.

      Very perceptive point, BTW, regarding the aesthetic beautification of urban areas via advertisments.

    4. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by drxenos · · Score: 1

      Wow, that must be nice. Here in NY, there are not only a lot of billboards, but people even park old semi trailers beside the highway and paint ads on them. Very, very ugly. REH

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    5. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by chrismcdirty · · Score: 1

      He's a "problem solver".

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    6. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by corvenus · · Score: 1

      If you really need billboards to find that a place is not dull it means that the advertiser's plan has work amazingly well. If this was a scene from 1984, you'd probably be one to feel uncomfortable without a telescreen in the room.

    7. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by tomcres · · Score: 1

      Well, things like television production and broadcast are very expensive. Someone has to pay for them. And we, at least in America, have come to expect these things for free. So the advertisements are necessary in order to make money to continue to produce and broadcast television programs. There's really no way around this. Either we pay for TV, or the broadcasters are going to have to sell commercial time. Even PBS works like this. If no one donates money or underwrites programming, the stations can't survive.

    8. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      It is actually. I noticed Vermont was alot nicer, but I couldn't put my finger on what made it different and scenic, even on the highways. My wife then told me they have a law banning billboards and limiting sign sizes.

      Coming from near Philly, it was defaintly nice. The poconos should take note..

    9. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      Are people really pushed to buy a product based on ads they are exposed to? Personally I have become pretty good at ignoring billboards and ads in the paper. Same with ads on web pages. As for the TV, the DVR skips them for me so I rarely see any ads on the TV anymore. And back in the dark ages when I did not have a DVR I would read or do something else during the commercial breaks. I know lots of money is spent on advertising but just how effective is it? Or should I ask, how many people run out a buy stuff because the saw an ad for it? I'm thinking the emperor has no clothes. Or in this case that the ad agencies have nothing to really sell.

    10. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by somersault · · Score: 1

      I didnt expect that would be possible. I was thinking that if they force adverts on TV, I could go for a drive, but then realised that there are billboards up too. The government should place all their taxes onto the advertising companies rather than consumers for buying products. Hmm..

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    11. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by youngerpants · · Score: 1
      The majority of advertising isnt to sell a specific product, its all about brand marketing.


      Do you really think Coca-Cola or Nike really need to advertise their soda/ trainers. People will buy them anyway. However, the fact that these two logos are globally better known than the logo for the UN really says something.

    12. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Maybe it says that nobody gives a fsck about the UN.

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    13. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      o emm eff geeee that's pretty funny

      has it not occurred to you that something that is not an advertisement could also be aesthetically pleasing and vibrant?

    14. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      But how does getting your logo known translate to sales? Seriously I don't think the emperor has any clothes. Ads do not get consumer to buy those products. People buy the stuff they find on the shelves in the stores when they are shopping. They don't run out after watching an ad to buy that particular product.

    15. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by TheLinuxSRC · · Score: 1

      "There's really no way around this. Either we pay for TV, or the broadcasters are going to have to sell commercial time."

      Ok, I'll bite. I pay $35 a month for basic cable. Fine -- it is ad encumbered and I am paying for it but whatever, I digress. Then, in order to get the 3 or 4 channels that I actually watch, I have to pay another $15 a mo for the "family pack". Again... I am paying for the channels and still having to watch commercials. And this is if I happen to watch during their normal business hours. If I watch late at night, all I see on these channels are infomercials. What I am saying is, I am already paying for the damn content *plus* being bombarded with advertising.

      Not being able to change channels during an advertisement would be the straw that broke the camels back for me. I will either pirate all my content from that point on or just go without and to hell with the cable company and the channels themselves. The 2nd alternative being the most likely being that I havent seen much on TV worth watching anyway.

    16. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by hjf · · Score: 0

      I pay for cable. My cable company pays the station. They are getting money from me right now. But alas, now I have to pay MORE to avoid the ads?

      In my country (Argentina) they were trying to pass a law limiting cable channels the amount of time they can show ads. That's because it's unfair for regular broadcasters. They only get income from ads. Cable channels get their income from ads AND ALSO from me (through my cable subscription).

    17. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by jcr · · Score: 1

      I've seen worse than that. Back during the dotcom madness here in the valley, I saw trucks that were nothing more than rolling billboards. No cargo capacity at all, these stupid things were just taking up a space in traffic to advertise vendors like "iPlanet".

      I still have no idea what iPlanet was trying to sell, but I did make a point of sending them mail explaining why I would never do business with them. Hopefully, they went belly-up and took a pot of stupid money down the drain with them.

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    18. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      In North Korea...

      Umm..

      In Soviet Russia..

      Um...

      Damn.

    19. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by Secret+Agent+X23 · · Score: 1
      Even though we have advertising forced on us 90% of the time advertisements are (usually) asthetically pleasing, vibrant and a sign of economic growth.

      I'd suggest you think so only because you're used to seeing them. North Koreans visiting a Western country would likely wonder why the hell anyone would want all that crap littering the place up.

    20. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      You don't have to watch television, you know. As a matter of fact, that applies to this whole topic. People who treat entertainment as some kind of right amuse me.

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    21. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      It's highly unlikely that companies would bother advertising if it didn't work, it costs them a lot of money to do so.

      Ads aren't, mainly, designed to make you rush out to the shops and buy things they are designed so that when you're in shop and you want to buy say a washing powder you choose their washing powder over another washing powder you have never heard of and have no idea how it rates on the getting clothes whiter than white or reducing bobbling or preserving vibrant colours fronts.

    22. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by hjf · · Score: 0

      ok this is the snobby kind of comment I hate. just because you think you're better because you don't watch TV (or because you're just dirt poor and can't afford cable) doesn't mean TV sucks. I watch a lot of TV, but most of it is cable tv. I don't watch crappy mainstream air broadcast tv because it just plain sucks (much as anything mainstream, like pop music or whatever). But well, if you want to miss live news, documentaries, old shows, shows relating to a specific thing, or whatever, then suit yourself.

    23. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by tomcres · · Score: 1
      Hey, I agree. It annoys me to no end that I have to get the Dish "America's 180" package just because I can't otherwise have FX and Boomerang. The thing is, though, the $50 a month or so I spend, divided among all those channels does not begin to cover the cost of producing and delivering the programming. They still need advertising.

      Not being able to change channels during an advertisement is going, IMO, a bit too far. I can understand preventing someone from fast-forwarding through them, but how does preventing someone from changing the channel benefit anyone? I mean, most programming shows advertisements at roughly 15 minute intervals, so even if I change the channel during a commercial break, I'm probably going to find just about everything else on TV is also on commercial break.

      So, I mean, the ads are not the problem. Do I skip commercials? Yeah. Would I mind if I couldn't skip them? Probably, but I'd understand why that restriction is in place. But preventing changing the channel? That's too extreme!

    24. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      I never said I don't watch TV. I just indicated it's not a necessity.

      I like how you called me a snob then went on an elitist rant about how anything mainstream sucks. That was cute.

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    25. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      youngerpants writes:
      I recently had to travel to North Korea (don't ask... work related) much as I had to travel to the former Soviet Union, and billboards are noticeable by their absence. These places look dull. Even though we have advertising forced on us 90% of the time advertisements are (usually) asthetically pleasing, vibrant and a sign of economic growth.

      North Korea doesn't need billboards. Isn't that the land where every home has a broadcast receiver that they can turn down, but not completely (shades of "1984"), continuously bombarding them with government-provided idealogically uplifting content? When I read about that, it made me very sad for the people there.

    26. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by hjf · · Score: 0

      well, then most mainstream products suck. you don't have to be elite to figure it out (think american idol). I know because I live in Argentina and we get american sitcoms and things like that 2 or 3 weeks after being aired in the US. And most of them just suck! Yet, these seem to be very popular in the US. Just as much as telenovelas are popular here.

      And how can I tell a show is good and it's not mainstream? Because I like it. And what happens when I like a show? It gets cancelled... And I think this happens very often for people here in /.

    27. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Nah, that doesn't really fly with me. I like what I like. I don't get an ego boost out of the fact that I'm the only one, or that I'm one of billions, or any state in between. I also don't really care what other people's taste is. There's just too many other things in the world to worry about, and I don't have the time or energy to get excited about nebulous concepts like 'the mainstream,' and 'indie,' and 'selling out.'

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    28. Re:And this is why I don't watch TV by hjf · · Score: 0

      Well, I don't like being the only one, or one of billions. I would like my own tastes to become mainstream. The music I like, the kind of books I read, etc. But they don't. And I don't feel better or worse because of that.

      But anyway you misunderstood (I give you the benefit of doubt. I could have said "you totally twisted the meaning of what I wrote") my final statement, I didn't say I like things that aren't mainstream. I meant to say that things I like usually aren't popular with "most people". So when I like a TV show, most likely it's going to get cancelled...

  11. what's next? by phlegmofdiscontent · · Score: 0

    They send a guy to your house, where he holds a gun to your head and makes you watch every commercial and every pop-up and you can't turn off the radio (cuz the radio doesn't play music anymore, it seems)?

    1. Re:what's next? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      XM satellite radio has lots of music!

    2. Re:what's next? by Zephyros · · Score: 1

      Dude, don't give them any ideas. They're just crazy-desperate enough to do it.

    3. Re:what's next? by alx5000 · · Score: 1
      They send a guy to your house, where he holds a gun to your head and makes you watch every commercial and every pop-up
      Patent pending.
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    4. Re:what's next? by rocket97 · · Score: 1

      XM has long been known to be backed by Clear Channel (the same people that own all those stations on regular air wave stations that put all those comercials on your radio). And in May, according to this blurb, Clear Channel will start broadcasting "music" stations on XM that will include commercials.

      " In May there will be a new category added to our channel guide call "Regional News, Talk & Music Channels." This new category will also include Clear Channel programmed music channels Nashville, KISS, MIX, Sunny, and WSIX. Please note that Clear Channel will start carrying commercials on these music channels in May. "

      With the backing of Clear Channel you can almost be certain that this trend will continue on XM. If you are going to be getting a sattelite radio Sirius seems to be the way to go, at least for the time being.

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    5. Re:what's next? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I'm disappointed as well that they have any involvement with Clear Channel. However, while they will start playing commercials on 5 channels, they added 10 other music free channels. Also, the commerical music channels are in their own seperate category so that you can pretty easily avoid them. XM also STILL has more commercial free music channels than Sirius.

      So that, plus the fact that Sirius is blowing lots of money on a hasbeen (Stern) and technologically is way behind, I still would prefer XM over Sirius. It was only recently that Sirius stock was upgraded to neutral.

    6. Re:what's next? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      they added 10 other music free channels.

      Doh, that should be 10 other commerical free music channels...

  12. Getting this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, so let me get this straight. I pay around $50/month for the most basic cable package (not including internet, which is almost $50 more on top of that), so that I can have a number of channels to flip through.

    Now, because of this technology, if I want to make use of more than one of those channels, which I'm paying for, I have to pay more just so I can flip around.

    I have to pay an additional fee to access the content I'm already paying a fee for.

    That doesn't work for me. If this comes to pass, I'll just cancel my cable TV.

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  13. Channel Surfing??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great so I can be channel surfing only to get stuck on a channel playing one of these ads?

  14. history of cable tv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    suggested in its patent filing that consumers be allowed to avoid the feature if they paid broadcasters a fee.


    Oh, you mean like cable?
    1. Re:history of cable tv by Mirvnillith · · Score: 1

      One should think so, but I know of at least one pay-to-view channel WITH ad breaks so I guess there's no end to commercial stupidity!

  15. Re:dupe?? by caffeination · · Score: 1

    Who are you apologising to? Yourself?

  16. It's not just up to the broadcasters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You would have to get the TV makers to incorporate this feature. I suppose the broadcasters could encode their signal such that it wouldn't play on a TV that didn't cooperate but then they might find themselves frozen out of the market.

    The other issue is one of safety. If I was flicking past channels looking for the local news and my TV was hijacked by someone's commercial and I missed a public safety message, I might just sue.

    1. Re:It's not just up to the broadcasters by cra · · Score: 1

      > I suppose the broadcasters could encode their signal such that it wouldn't play on a TV that didn't cooperate but then they might find themselves frozen out of the market.

      I don't think people would be changing their TVs overnight just to get this brilliant feature anyway. ;-)

      And suing for missing something (*anything*) on TV is just stupid. Almost as stupid as suing for accidentally seeing a Jackson nipple on TV. Besides, anybody stupid enough to buy a TV with this feature deserves to miss any and all safety messages. In fact they should have their birth certificate withdrawn! ;-)

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    2. Re:It's not just up to the broadcasters by Vexorian · · Score: 1

      So I watch TV, I guess it would be some crappy Reality Show because this is happening in the future where TV will only have crappy reality shows. So ads start! and I won't be able to change the channel. So I just disconnect the damn TV and go to my computer. Voila.

      I think the idea to let channels freeze your tv really stupid. It will end up in stupid tv shows freezing the tv before showing a 2 hours special about tubgirl

      Sorry to burst the morons' bubble but I think I own my own TV and no channel should decide what I use that TV for

      If this is ever implemented it will be an abuse against the consumers, it will also cripple the image of TV entertainment and industry

      Eventually they will have to drop the idea

      It is really dumb anyways because they could just change their format so during the show 10% of the screen has an ad

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  17. Good job. by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone finally found a way to make to make people go back to reading books. Good work, guys.

    I'm off to patent magazines that refuse to let you turn the page for 30 seconds if there's an ad on it.

    1. Re:Good job. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have prior art with porn mags that take 30 secs to turn the page.

    2. Re:Good job. by chrismcdirty · · Score: 1, Funny

      You joke, but you better hurry up with that patent. If e-books ever take off, I wouldn't doubt some form of that would be present.

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    3. Re:Good job. by MrFebtober · · Score: 1
      Someone finally found a way to make to make people go back to reading books.

      I wouldn't go that far, however I do see a rise in prices on used *consumer-friendly* televisions down the road. I suspect the same thing will happen to cars when they start requiring new models to have GPS-based nanny-boxes that will automatically ticket you when you speed.

      Crap, I got off topic again!
    4. Re:Good job. by 19061969 · · Score: 1
      Is that by making the pages stick together? Think there's prior art already for that...

      I'll get my coat...

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    5. Re:Good job. by somersault · · Score: 1

      That is actually quite insightful. I can't see ratings, probably because I'm browsing at -1, but.. well I would possibly accept an advert when turning on an e-book reader (though it's likely to just end up being a piece of software on a PDA) if it meant I could read any book I wanted for free. A subscription without ads would be a better option though. It's pathetic that you can patent something like forcing people to watch advertising *twitch*

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    6. Re:Good job. by SchrodingersRoot · · Score: 1

      I'm actually starting to think that there (sadly) needs to be some sort of non-profit organization to protect consumers, y'know...sort of like governments are supposed to. The Slashdot Patent Consortium, or something.

      Not that that would actually work, but....you know.

    7. Re:Good job. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm off to patent magazines that refuse to let you turn the page for 30 seconds if there's an ad on it.


      Just lodged my patent application for a car braking system that makes you stop at every billboard for 30 seconds :)

  18. Summary by quokkapox · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This means we could just use the "advertisement" flags to skip over the actual ads and just keep the content. Even better!

    No, we couldn't, because the content provider will set the "ad" flag during key parts of the actual program, which you don't want to miss.

    OMG Clockwork Orange jokes.

    'Nuff said.

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    1. Re:Summary by offal · · Score: 1

      So how much do they pay us if we watch the ads MORE than once?

    2. Re:Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, like the parts where the main character is using a Dell computer with Microsoft Office, drinking a CocaCola.

    3. Re:Summary by quokkapox · · Score: 1

      How about a coupon for free junk food (in exchange for some of your personal information, like your name and address where they can mail the coupon)?

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  19. My patent by Black+Parrot · · Score: 0

    I have patented a reverse remote control, so their system can be used to lock the shackles on your armchair to keep you from going to the kitchen or bathroom during the commercials.

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    1. Re:My patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, this will go well with my patent of
      2 robot arms which will pry your eyelids
      apart during the comercial.

  20. does it come with seats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I buy such a tv, would that mean that I also get seats that strap me in when commercials are broadcasted? You know, to prevent me from going to take a leak or grabbing something to eat?

    Seriously now, apart from customer irritation and a sudden loss in market share for philips' tv-department, what else do they get from this?

  21. TV through your PC by stuckinarut · · Score: 1

    Aren't we all going to have a media center PC that we get all our entertainment through, at least I thought that was Bill's ultimate plan for us all. No problem then, I'll just minimize the TV window whilst the ads are on [but I'm not switching them off] surf slashdot to check for dupes ;-) and then maximise the window again when the ads finish. When will companies realise that whatever efforts they put in to try and force something on consumers will be out matched by the efforts of consumers to get around the enforcement. Nice try Phillips!

    1. Re:TV through your PC by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not quite; instead of giving users more freedom by expanding entertainment devices into general-purpose computers, they're now trying to restrict freedom by locking down computers so that they're not really general-purpose anymore, but are instead controlled by DRM. For example, see this, Treacherous Computing, Intel's VIIV DRM platform, the Broadcast Flag, Microsoft Windows Media Center that restricts what you can do with the recordings, the fact that cable-ready HDTV tuners don't exist because they're not allowed to decrypt the signal (they'll eventually come out, but they'll only work with locked-down, Treacherous systems), etc.

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  22. 30 seconds into the future... by Turbofish · · Score: 5, Funny


    1) Forbid viewers from switching channels during commercials.
    2) Forbid viewers from turning off their TV's.
    3) Get promoted to CEO of Network 23.
    4) Rule the World!


    Bwahhhahahahahaha!

    1. Re:30 seconds into the future... by nutrock69 · · Score: 1

      3.5) Blipverts!

      Seriously - the best reference to come out of the whole Philips ad-patent topic...

    2. Re:30 seconds into the future... by Dracophile · · Score: 1
      1) Forbid viewers from switching channels during commercials.
      2) Forbid viewers from turning off their TV's.
      3) Get promoted to CEO of Network 23.
      4) Rule the World!
      Bwahhhahahahahaha!

      *ahem*

      5) Profit!

      --
      Athy, athier, athiest.
    3. Re:30 seconds into the future... by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
      Forbid viewers from turning off their TV's.

      Oh, please no, that's so 1984...

      ...oh, wait, the way the world is slowly turning, maybe we should just go for it.

  23. This flag would be a blessing! by stirz · · Score: 1

    Honestly, if this was really implemented, my digital VCR would receive signals telling him where to cut out the commercials. My personal DVB=>DVD-process would surely simplify :-)


    BTW: Would anyone buy a TV that doesn't allow free zapping?

    Regards,

    Stirz

  24. Does it also... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...force you to watch repeats?

  25. Cable Converter by CsiDano · · Score: 1

    So what if someone grabbed one of those set top cable converters, or a VCR or similar technology and ran the cable through that first and then to the TV, effective leaving the TV on channel 3 and switching the channel by the alternate device? Simple solution to a dumbass idea. Worked when my first TV could only manage 13 channels.

    --
    piss off
    1. Re:Cable Converter by Dakman · · Score: 1

      If your TV had PIP then all you would have to do is set that channel to the corner, however that could be distracting :-/

  26. Why does this deserve a patent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not hard to come up with a scheme to let you embed arbitrary codes in the television signal so
    that a television recognizing those codes will perform some preset function.

    What is even harder to understand is why a company would want to piss their customers off so they buy the competitor's products instead.

  27. My next patent by a_nonamiss · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quick, someon patent a technology that makes me unable to get up and take a dump while commercials are playing. Maybe a special chair that's required while watching TV. When the commercials come on, metal rings bolt my arms and legs to the chair so I can't get up. Then, a little robotic arm comes out of the headrest and holds my eyelids open so I can't close my eyes. The volume on the TV is autoatically turned up so that I am unable to think of anything else while I am bombarded with the new Chili's advertisement.

    Man, I'm gonna be rich...

    --
    -Arthur
    Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules
  28. Finally! by caffeination · · Score: 1
    It's nice to finally see someone in the corporate IT world step up and protect the customers! I've been waiting for years for someone to come up with a decent method of managing my digital rights, and this looks like just the ticket!

    Anyone know how long it'll take before this is ready for retail? I want to get in early on the pre-orders - this is going to sell out pretty fast.

  29. Today I'm ashamed to be Dutch by GekkePrutser · · Score: 1

    This is really ridiculous! Shame on Philips.

    I'll never buy a TV with that feature (if it can't be activated/hacked or something)

    1. Re:Today I'm ashamed to be Dutch by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      What we really need to do is start standing up for ourselves as customers (note: not "consumers") by refusing to buy such a thing regardless of whether it can be hacked or not. Philips (and Sony, and Microsoft, and all the other companies that do shit like this) should lose our business just for trying to screw us over!

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

  30. Yes but... by techstar25 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes but can it keep me from turning the TV off and reading a book instead?

    1. Re:Yes but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Of course it can. It would report any such behaviour by wireless link directly to the Department of Homeland Security, you f***ing anti-American terrorist.

    2. Re:Yes but... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Haven't you heard? They're burning all books and replacing them with eBooks. Of course, they will be DRMd like crazy, and they will have enforced ads.

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    3. Re:Yes but... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      Yes but can it keep me from turning the TV off and reading a book instead?

      They probably don't need to worry about you turning off the TV. They can just rely in the statistical likelihood that most people will not turn off the TV.

      But, yeah. If I can no longer flip channels during commercials (which would effectively kill channel surfing since every channel you landed on would lock you up), or fast forward through them on my PVR, then I'll stop watching TV altogether.
      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    4. Re:Yes but... by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

      eBooks are also easier to change... it so hard to remember if we've always been fighting Eurasia or Eastasia.

  31. Dear broadcasters: by Eggplant62 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fuck you. The commercials are the stupidest part of my television-watching experience. Everytime a commercial break happens, I feel my intelligence is insulted. The idiots ensure that the commercials are as annoying, as loud, as irritating as possible in the chance that I might pay attention and buy whatever it is they are pushing, kinda similar to when you visit some neighborhoods in Detroit, and the pimps and pushers start trying to hawk their wares to whoever will listen.

    Best example: Matthew Lesko, the screaming asshole who hawks the book full of gubbermint programs to help you go to college, get a job, get money to pay your bills, etc. This idiot runs around in a coat covered in $-signs, looks like Waldo of "Where's Waldo" fame, and SCREAMS ABOUT HOW MUCH HE'S GOING TO HELP ME FIND MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT TO GET A CIRCUMCISION OR BOFF MY WIFE NEXT WEEK OR USE CAT FECES AS AN ALTERNATIVE FUEL SOURCE.

    Second best example: Recently, Burger King started a commercial campaign to promote a new chicken sandwich. To do so, the commercial starts this slow music with lyrics that go like this:

    Big.... buckin' chicken...
    You are big... and you are chicken...
    Big... Buckin' chicken...

    The commercial features some clown in a chicken suit with a saddle on its back and another idiot riding in the saddle, probably a midget. I work from home, usually leaving the television on, tuned to Spike TV, since there's like a 5 hour marathon of ST:DS9 and ST:TNG reruns, which seem like heaven when compared with the rest of the afternoon fare. Spike ran this commercial at every break during that 5 hour marathon every weekday for the entire months of January through March. On my wife's days off, it was a race to see who could grab the remote the fastest to at least mute the idiocy that was that commercial. Since then, I've vowed never to eat at a Burger King again.

    So, now they want to extort money from me to have control over an appliance I've paid upwards of $400 to $1000 US for? Fuck you, you assholes. I'll toss the bleedin' thing in the garbage and start pirating even *more* movies than I do from USENET. It's getting so that I really don't need the TV any more.

    1. Re:Dear broadcasters: by the_humeister · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hmmm... apparently it worked since you actually remember the commercials.

    2. Re:Dear broadcasters: by Pedrito · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I work from home, usually leaving the television on, tuned to Spike TV, since there's like a 5 hour marathon of ST:DS9 and ST:TNG reruns, which seem like heaven when compared with the rest of the afternoon fare. Spike ran this commercial at every break during that 5 hour marathon every weekday for the entire months of January through March.

      Being in a similar situation, I certainly understand. I too work from home and I need some video noise to help me through the day sometimes. But I do it in a different way. I have a second monitor which is routinely playing TV shows. I've been re-running entire series (Did all the Star Treks last year, on the 3rd season of Northern exposure right now).

      I like the noise, but commercials would actually distract me from work. No way I'd put up with that. I recommend you try getting commercial free versions of your favorite shows. I won't comment on where to get them...

    3. Re:Dear broadcasters: by Threni · · Score: 1

      > Hmmm... apparently it worked since you actually remember the commercials.

      I think the advertisers want you to buy their products, not simply remember the adverts. Adverts are becoming less and less successful, and I'm not remembering any less of them than I ever have.

    4. Re:Dear broadcasters: by Megane · · Score: 1
      I recommend you try getting commercial free versions of your favorite shows. I won't comment on where to get them...

      I've heard that there are these mythical places called "stores", which can provide commercial-free versions of television shows in exchange for money. They're even nice enough to provide you with a tidy box to keep the shows in. The only problem is that there are a few shows I would like to give them money for, but which they never seem to have, such as Max Headroom.

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    5. Re:Dear broadcasters: by Ralof · · Score: 1

      Interesting that this post has a score of 5 "Interesting" when the author have either not understood the issue or he simply did not bother to read about it. Hint: This is not a patent filed by The "Dear broadcasters"

    6. Re:Dear broadcasters: by dattaway · · Score: 1

      It may not be a patent filed by the broadcasters, but they will be the executioner in the business model described by this patent. You have a point as I would consider that post to be more insightful than interesting.

    7. Re:Dear broadcasters: by steveo777 · · Score: 1
      Wait, let me get this straight. You feel your intelligence is insulted when you see the commercials? Do you even pay attention to the content?! I understand there are some genuinely good, thougth provoking shows out there, but the other 99% of brainwave-ironing crap is just as worthless as the commercials. That's why I stopped watching TV. The commecials were so GOD AWFUL that it wasn't even worth muting the TV anymore. I haven't seen more than two hours of TV in the last 5 months. I feel better every second I'm not watching it.

      Try just listening to the radio (those commercials are equally as sickening, but you can still switch that station). Even in the background, I find the television is contantly trying to sap my intelligence, regaurdless of what's on, and I love Star Trek as much as the next guy.

      --
      This sig isn't original enough, it's time to come up with something witty...
    8. Re:Dear broadcasters: by Pedrito · · Score: 1

      've heard that there are these mythical things called "networks", where one can find the likes of Max Headroom.

    9. Re:Dear broadcasters: by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Second best example: Recently, Bu*ger *ing started a commercial

      They don't make ads so you'll be impressed with their intelligence.
      They make ads so you'll be thinking about their product, and aware of their brand.

      DON'T BE A TOOL! STOP SPREADING THEIR BRAND ON YOUR OWN TIME!
      Because if you show them their shit works, they won't stop doing it.

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    10. Re:Dear broadcasters: by Noginbump · · Score: 1

      >I think the advertisers want you to buy their products, not simply remember the adverts

      Some do as you say. Take the Oreck vacuum cleaner guy. His ads try to sell product based its qualities and it popularity. That is, they make you remember the product, not the ad. BK took a different approach. They want you to remember the ad. Or simply associate BK with chicken. Sure, you don't want a chicken sandwich right now, but some day you're going to be cruising around for lunch and get a craving for one. Your brain will remember the cornball BK ad because they purposely made it memorable. You won't care that the ad was horrible. You'll just remember that BK has chicken sandwiches and since you are about to drive by BK, you can whip into there just as easy as driving further to get to McDonalds for the same Tyson breast pattie.

      Now, some people will take the original posters viewpoint and boycott BK becasue of the cornball ad. Those people are the exception. Most just chalk it up as dumb and move on.

      --
      He who questions training, only trains himself at asking questions. -- The Sphinx, Mystery Men
    11. Re:Dear broadcasters: by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      That's not neccesarily a good thing. Awhile back, some unnamed car insurance company put numerous stupid ads on both the TV and the radio that left me a psychotic wreck! Soon after that, I got some junk mail from that company wanting me to switch. I yelled "Not THEM again!", chewed up the letter, spit it out in pieces into the toilet, shit over the pieces, and flushed them away.

      I don't think that's the reaction they wanted.

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      Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
    12. Re:Dear broadcasters: by firl · · Score: 1

      Yes, I make it a passion to not watch commercials, I use MythTv and Fast forward through them after, or have it auto turn them off. They aren't going to get rid of broadcasts I don't think, and you can still buy the hd-3000.

      "I've vowed never to eat at a Burger King again."

      I do not sit down and watch "live" tv anymore.
      I make it a personal mission to not buy anything that I see an add for.
      See a commercial for arbys? don't go there.
      See a commercial for local dealership? don't buy there.
      Hear a commercial on the radio? purposely don't buy there.
      I feel plagued by ad's I live in a city and the bilboards are like rats.

      since I go out of my way NOT to see ad's or pay for them, or subject myself to them that when they do get through to me I make sure that I don't buy.

      My girlfriend always reads magazines, and always talks about how good of a deal she got, and I said ok, flip through the first 20 pages count the number of ad's.
      More ad's than content, means that she pays for her "cheap magazine"
      Which people just don't understand.

      I will never support or buy a product that forces me to watch or pay for commercials.

      next step is for the next time I move to not change a single address block, get a local PO box, and have everything go there and not check the po box ever.

      - Firl

    13. Re:Dear broadcasters: by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      This is why I download shows off bittorrent.

      --
      May the Maths Be with you!
    14. Re:Dear broadcasters: by OctoberSky · · Score: 1
      ...on the 3rd season of Northern exposure right now

      This technology might help you out more than you know! If you get to season 6 and Rob Morrow leaves, you will be wishing you had commercials to look forward to.

    15. Re:Dear broadcasters: by leenoble_uk · · Score: 1

      I think I'm an advertisers worst nightmare. I very rarely to never buy branded goods in the supermarket and just like you I have pointedly refused to buy a product if their advertising is bad/annoying. Coke adverts especially the sugary Christmas ones are invariably bad so that's off the list. Pringles, no not until you get that stupid face off the packet.

      Actually I'm finding it quite hard to come up with recent examples since I got the PVR I watch everything offset anyway so don't watch any any more. I just hope noone comes up with the cure for mortality and has a really shitty advert that I miss.

    16. Re:Dear broadcasters: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, anyone else feeling the need to eat a chicken sandwich while boffing their wife, oh sorry, I forgot I am on /. while boffing my (please select right or left) hand.

    17. Re:Dear broadcasters: by john83 · · Score: 1

      He's sworn never to buy any product from the company again. I don't think that counts as successful marketing.

      --
      Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
    18. Re:Dear broadcasters: by AviLazar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So, now they want to extort money from me to have control over an appliance I've paid upwards of $400 to $1000 US for?

      Dear User,
      We understand your concerns and will forward it to our customer complaint department at the local sanitation department. As a temporary solution we suggest that you buy one of our improved TV models. These models, which are the same as yours, range in the price of $1600-$4000 but have the added benefit of allowing you to change channels during commercials

      We do want you to enjoy your TV experience, but the added cost of TV production has given the need for this new technology.

      Sincerely,

      TV Customer Service

      P.S. You will be getting a knock on your door from the FBI for attempting to circumvent our commercial broadcasting experience.

      --

      I mod down so you can mod up. Your welcome.
    19. Re:Dear broadcasters: by thisislee · · Score: 1

      I work at home too, and tend to leave spike on while I'm working. It actualy got so bad that I stopped watching spike for a few days. The commercial doesn't even make sense. We finally caught on to the other disgusting fast food companies and decided to provide you with pretend healthy meals like chicken. So to promote that, let's make a commercial with a guy riding a chicken like and singing about a big "bucking" chicken. Why is there a big hucking chicken and what does that have to do with eating one. The only other thing I've heard of that is bucking is a bronco and we don't eat them, so should we eat the bucking chicken. This commercial makes no sense, but for some reaon they think people that watch spike will be affected by it so much that it actually is on every single commercial break. The only positive is that it's slightly less terrifying than the creepy guy with the mask holding burgers. Fuck you burger king and fuck you fucking bucking chicken

    20. Re:Dear broadcasters: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Everytime a commercial break happens, I feel my intelligence is insulted."

      Keep in mind that commercials are target during specific broadcasts to specifically reach an audience that will be influenced by said advertisement. Hence, when an ad appears to be target at morons, it is because morons are believed to be the predominant viewers of the adjacent programming.

      Thus, sir, you have identified yourself as a moron.

    21. Re:Dear broadcasters: by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1

      Trust me, I don't bother watching the usual pablum that the major US broadcast networks (for example, UPN, ABC, CBS, NBC, etc) push. Usually it's my ST reruns, movies on A&E and major cable networks, educational stuff on Discovery, and Ren & Stimpy and Beavis & Butthead on any channel they might be shown.

      Yeah, the content leaves much to be desired, and it's usually on for noise as I'm furiously typing away at medical transcription, which is hard to do and pay attention to much else while doing.

    22. Re:Dear broadcasters: by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1

      Apparently it *didn't* work as I will go out of my way to avoid those two advertiser's products as a result of their idiotic advertising.

      Marketers should think about making their ads a bit more appealing if they really want to catch the eyeballs. Examples: Ads during Superbowl. If they were all that funny and entertaining, I'd not bitch.

    23. Re:Dear broadcasters: by digitallife · · Score: 1

      Holy fuck I am floored by Americans (I'm assuming you are an American). The majority of Americans homes I've been to have the TV on all the time... it drives me NUTS! No wonder American culture is so messed up and the people are so ignorant.

    24. Re:Dear broadcasters: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That seems a bit stupid, going out of your way to avoid something just because it has been advertised, most things that are worth buying are advertised somewhere. If the advert is particularly intrusive or annoying I kind of see a point to it, but a blanket avoidance of products that you see advertised does more harm to you than the makers of the product. It is better to just ignore adverts and decide what to buy on the merits of the product (or whatever) itself.

    25. Re:Dear broadcasters: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use my TV strictly to watch dvd's and play games (occasionally). It's annoying enough now that DVD's have 30 minutes of previews crammed into the beginning of the disc that you're basically forced to watch until you figure out the right combination of button pressing to avoid them. Don't bother watching broadcast/cable/satellite channels. Cable and satellite are both services you are required to pay for, and they still feel comfortable bombarding you with advertisements. By paying them for television you are proving that you are worth more to advertisers than a consumer who just gets free broadcast channels. Commercials are stupid and use a shotgun technique when targeting audiences, they blast everyone with the advertisement in the hope that a % of the people watching will actually need the anti diahrreah medication theyre promoting. Nevermind that 10% of the people watching the commercial with the woman confessing her bowel problem are actually eating breakfast/lunch/dinner. I watch no TV and miss out on nothing, except for the rare moment when someone quotes an obscure television show phrase or asks if I've seen a particular show. I watched MTV for 15 minutes the other day and felt it was absolutely sickening. It is brain washing, it is mind control, it is an effort to alter your goals, your wishes and your desires subconciously in order to work harder to improve the bottom line of corporations. I can't understand how people put up with this nonsense.

    26. Re:Dear broadcasters: by Kazymyr · · Score: 1

      A better reaction would have been to stuff all the pieces of paper (with or without shit) in the prepaid envelope they sent and mail it back.

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      I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet -Stanislaw Lem
    27. Re:Dear broadcasters: by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I recommend you try getting commercial free versions of your favorite shows. I won't comment on where to get them...

      Yea, because he already posted on where to get them ;)

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    28. Re:Dear broadcasters: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean you are still mortal? Well, sucks for you they just sold their last Eternity(tm) Potion (R) batch ever ;)
      (c)2006

    29. Re:Dear broadcasters: by Frozen+Void · · Score: 1

      I don't watch TV but i laughed.

    30. Re:Dear broadcasters: by IOOOOOI · · Score: 1
      Second best example: Recently, Burger King started a commercial campaign to promote a new chicken sandwich. To do so, the commercial starts this slow music with lyrics that go like this:

      On a similar note, I recall a BK commercial about 15 years or so ago where, in addition to the loud music and flashing strobes, the voice over announcer said "juicy whopper" repeatedly. Every time he said it, a bell rang and an admittedly deliciously jucy and perfectly assembled whopper appeared and zoomed toward you. Wasn't long before my mouth would water at the sound of the bell, even if I was in the other room and heard/saw nothing else of the ad. Brilliant.

      I recall another ad backfiring, at least when shown to everyone in my family. Popeye's chicken ran an ad that showed a guy sitting at a picnic table with a big bucket of KFC in one hand and a drum stick in the other. The voice over asked, "would you rather be eating that, or a nice fresh hot chicken meal from Popeye's?" Unfortunately for them, the KFC looked so damn good that we always thought "fuck Popeye's!"

  32. I Already PAY a Fee by Grimster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Every month when my cable bill comes in, I pay a fee, I should be able to time shift and skip any commercials I want, I pay nearly $80 per month for all the bells, whistles, and channels I get and by god I feel like that gives me all the right I need to skip the stupid commercials.

    Product placement is gonna get more and more common and intrusive as the old way of just showing commercials becomes less and less profitable. Wait till people stop mid show, hold up a bottle of dawn and smile and say how much they love how it makes their hands feel. What's old is new again.

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    1. Re:I Already PAY a Fee by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Informative

      Originally, cable TV promised that you wouldn't even have commercials to begin with. The fact that you're still subscribing even though they are showing you commercials only proves that they can do whatever the fuck they want, and you'll bend over and take it!

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    2. Re:I Already PAY a Fee by firl · · Score: 1

      Well I agree with you, but for me to have cable internet i MUST subscribe to cable
      OR for me to have DSL I must have a phone line.

      Anything short of me hopping on someone elses wifi and I have to "pay" for another service just to get the service I want.

      This does not benefit the consumer at all, and I thought that was what is was supposed to be about. The consumer.

      While it usually works for resturaunts, for me to not get "Comcast" I would have to move. that seams real fair.

      - Firl

    3. Re:I Already PAY a Fee by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1

      It's already happening. Ever watch G4TV? I sometimes will tune in the ST:TNG reruns there in the evenings when there is nothing else on, and in the middle of the show, during some particular plot point, suddenly they stick in a banner for the latest show they're looking to get more eyeballs on, usually with some noise or some idiot screaming "Banzai!" Another fine example of marketing gone wrong.

    4. Re:I Already PAY a Fee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In order to have a T1, you have to... umm... order a T1.

      It's guaranteed service, you can run servers or VoIP or even a real PBX over it without any whining from the provider, and it'll only cost you 3x what you're paying for cable.

      You can usually get them in urban residential areas, always in urban commerical/industrial areas, and frequently in rural areas of any type. You might get a massive installation fee in the latter case depending on your location, though. Miles of copper ain't cheap.

      One service and you can become your own ISP. You can even sell "excess" bandwidth if you want in most cases (be sure it's allowed in your contract).

    5. Re:I Already PAY a Fee by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      The remote control for the Tv was built because of commercials. The owner of Zenith was upset at commercials on TV and wanted a way to avoid them. His engineers designed the flashlight type remote to solve it which morphed into the "space command" remote later on.

      Television from the beginning though that Commercials were an abomination... At least the engineers and equipment makers though that way.

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    6. Re:I Already PAY a Fee by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Yeah, aren't monopolies just wonderful?

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      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    7. Re:I Already PAY a Fee by firl · · Score: 1

      Ya, they are fantabulicious, they help the economy!.... or thats what they tell us

  33. "PAY TV" by Egonis · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I remember in the early 80's here in Canada, Rogers Cable offered "Pay Television" whereby you pay them for a cable hookup, and enjoy television without commercials... that's why it costed money. The rabbit ears hookup only showed commercials for the sake of covering broadcasting costs.

    What happened? How incredibly greedy can people become? Television shows make millions, and cable providers make millions, etc. etc.

    I remember they once talked about showing ads while shows aired, an almost Truman Show-esque "Joey drinks Coca-Cola" while watching Friends.

    And now they wonder why people pirate television programs, movies, games, music, etc.? Because it has become not only inconvenient to watch, use, or play due to the number of advertisements in everything nowadays, but we are PAYING for them.

    Just like buying clothes at the Gap, and billboarding their logo to everyone, what's next? Car Insurance companies will require you to paste their logo on your car? Or how about when you see the dentist? Will they make you wear a hat pointing downward saying "This smile brought to you by Dr. Dentafark".

    Now possibly moving outward to an off-topic, but people question why youth today are so different, have a look at how many advertisements they see, and wear every day!

    1. Re:"PAY TV" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just like buying clothes at the Gap, and billboarding their logo to everyone, what's next? Car Insurance companies will require you to paste their logo on your car? Or how about when you see the dentist? Will they make you wear a hat pointing downward saying "This smile brought to you by Dr. Dentafark".
      You go to Dr. Dentafark too? How is the old guy?
    2. Re:"PAY TV" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Pay TV" never really took off in Australia, so now they have ads and say that they are required because of the "low number of subscribers", meanwhile driving off any new subscribers.

    3. Re:"PAY TV" by alohatiger · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have product placements then 25 minutes of commercials per hour.

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    4. Re:"PAY TV" by CrayDrygu · · Score: 1

      "I remember they once talked about showing ads while shows aired, an almost Truman Show-esque "Joey drinks Coca-Cola" while watching Friends."

      That's pretty much how it was in the 1950's. A lot of advertising was accomplished using product placement, or even cheesy game shows whose entire purpose was to promote a product. There's a great clip out there of Fred and Barney of the Flintstones, stopping mid-show to take a Marlboro break, and extoll the virtues of its flavor. And this was radio, but what about the "Captain Midnight" Secret Squadron decoder badge, allowing you to decode secret messages about Ovaltine?

      And you know what? I think they should be a little more subtle with it than they were back then, but I'd gladly accept more product placement in exchange for fewer advertisements. (There'd still have to be a few, because your local dry cleaner is never gonna afford a product placement on House, for example.)

      Unfortunately, I don't think we'd get the compromise. I think we'd get as many ads as ever, *and* product placement. It's already showing up in some shows.

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    5. Re:"PAY TV" by Egonis · · Score: 1

      Farking Great!

    6. Re:"PAY TV" by hometoast · · Score: 1
      Television shows make millions


      They make millions from the ads.
    7. Re:"PAY TV" by Egonis · · Score: 1

      You're right. I actually never thought about that. How interesting that they made so many product references back then, but got away with it because it was just so suave in how it was delivered.

      What upsets me about commercialism nowadays is that it's obnoxious; yes, Fred and Barney stopped for a smooth and rich Marlboro break, but they never said "Smoke these, and girls will love you, you disgusting bastard!". Commercialism nowadays tells you that Axe Deodorant makes you attractive, and girls' makeup is necessary, or you'll be ugly.

      There is a large difference in 4 decades, and it has created a society of addicts and dependants on what the next fad is, we don't have a freedom of choice anymore.

    8. Re:"PAY TV" by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      I remember they once talked about showing ads while shows aired, an almost Truman Show-esque "Joey drinks Coca-Cola" while watching Friends.

      Hey. They didn't just talk about it. Major Carter uses a Dell. A Dell! A geek of that calibur! It's the most blatant product placement in TV history!

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    9. Re:"PAY TV" by sleppy1 · · Score: 1
      Stargate SG1? She's a colonel now ;)

      The computer was probably bought by the military, for laptops they seem to get a lot of Dells.

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    10. Re:"PAY TV" by Zegnar · · Score: 1

      I wish anybody on Slashdot could understand the free market :(

    11. Re:"PAY TV" by Egonis · · Score: 1

      I do understand free market.

      My point is that overbearing commercialism is eroding society, especially in this case of potentially forcing a commercial upon a viewer.

      This will bring forward many new issues:
        e.g. A commercial that offends me, that I am forced to watch... can you say lawsuit?
                  The advertiser can no longer say "then don't watch it"

    12. Re:"PAY TV" by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's not. I don't like Dell either, but it's not like they zoomed in on the "Dell" logo on Samantha Carter's computer. In fact, I didn't even know that fact until you pointed it out. And I'd suspect that, as sibling post points out, it's a military purchase. They probably wouldn't let her use her own computer on a project as secret as that.

      Wow, I'm arguing about the computer use of a sci-fi character...this is geeky, even for /.

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    13. Re:"PAY TV" by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      I'd rather have product placements then 25 minutes of commercials per hour.

      See, here is where spelling makes a difference. Depending on how you parse the above sentence (let's assume the writer missed a comma), it sounds like s/he would rather have 25 minutes of commercials preceeded by product placement ads.

      No offense intended, but this seems to be a common mistake (among others) around here. Sure, in this case it's obvious (or is it?) what the writer meant due to the context. Seemingly innocuous language errors often have a way of multiplying misconfusion.

  34. That's nothing by Kj0n · · Score: 4, Funny

    New Patent on Slashdot Forces You to Read Articles Twice (if you're lucky).

    1. Re:That's nothing by hotdip · · Score: 1

      Most people won't read the article once.

    2. Re:That's nothing by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but they've already broken the system. Just press F5 - poof, the article is displayed again! This way you can trick the "read twice" detection easily!

      Score one for the hackers!

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    3. Re:That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, *that's* nothing.

      new slashdot patent forces you to read the same unfunny comment three times, while tricking mod's into beliving by the 3'rd time, the same comment is still funny.

    4. Re:That's nothing by Kj0n · · Score: 1

      Well, it works, doesn't it :)

  35. What a Brilliant Stroke of Marketing Genius! by Anomalous+Cowbird · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Advertising that will make your potential customers hate and resent you! Who wouldn't want that?

    1. Re:What a Brilliant Stroke of Marketing Genius! by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      Doesn't it qualify for a RICO?

      1. Implement this technology
      2. Ask money to disable it
      3. Get sued to oblivion
      4. Become a homeless and beg for quarters in subway
      5. ???
      6. Profit

  36. They never learn by FishandChips · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As with some aspects of Hollywood and DRM, it's just a patent to shore up a dying economic model by attempting to use coercion rather than choice. If implemented, it will simply create a huge amount of ill will and do nothing to change the fact that the traditional broadcast TV model is on the way out. Perhaps it's only a matter of time before one of the industry's tame politicians introduces a bill saying that not watching adverts is unpatriotic and must be made a criminal offence toute suite. Then we can all see grannies being carted off to jail for skipping the latest news about fruit-flavoured douches and even shinier floor polish.

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    1. Re:They never learn by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      They never learn?

      One of the benefits of cable television used to be that it was ad-free. Then they stuck ads in anyway and learnt that people were perfectly willing to put up with ads if they got to see their precious soaps.

      It used to be that when you went to the cinema, you paid money for a ticket, sat down, and watched the film. Then they stuck ads in at the beginning, and learnt that people were perfectly willing to put up with ads if they got to see their precious film stars.

      When DVDs were first launched, a benefit was that you could skip to any part of the film without fast-forwarding, rewinding, etc. Now they've started putting in unskippable ads and are learning that people are perfectly willing to put up with unskippable ads if they get to see their precious film stars.

      It seems to me that the media industries are very capable of learning, and it's us that refuse to learn. It's already happening again with games - if it's in-between the average person and their ability to worship at the altar of entertainment, then they will put up with it. Sure, it might cost the media companies a few discerning viewers, but they'll more than make it back on the people marketing to the zombies.

      This post brought to you by the Microsoft "Get the Facts" campaign that Slashdot proudly market.

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    2. Re:They never learn by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1
      One of the benefits of cable television used to be that it was ad-free. Then they stuck ads in anyway and learnt that people were perfectly willing to put up with ads if they got to see their precious soaps.


      By the time I got cable, most of it had ads. The benifit to me was that it expanded the number of shows to watch. Adwise, it was no better or worse than before.

      It used to be that when you went to the cinema, you paid money for a ticket, sat down, and watched the film. Then they stuck ads in at the beginning, and learnt that people were perfectly willing to put up with ads if they got to see their precious film stars.


      And yet, the movie theaters are losing customers. Personally, I haven't been to a theater for years, and though the ads weren't my only problem with them, they were the last straw.

      When DVDs were first launched, a benefit was that you could skip to any part of the film without fast-forwarding, rewinding, etc. Now they've started putting in unskippable ads and are learning that people are perfectly willing to put up with unskippable ads if they get to see their precious film stars.


      My DVD collection is quite small, in part because of bullshit like that.

      I realize that I'm not representative of the "average person", but frankly, I think more people ARE getting sick of the Big Media's crap. They won't just stop watching their favorite shows, but they'll gradually notice that their viewing is becoming less and less enjoyable and watch less and less. Like the boiling frog in reverse.
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  37. Feature or a misfeature by poeidon1 · · Score: 1

    and then they force you to pay to avoid it. Maybe this will discourage children to watch more TV. I cant find anymore use of it.

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  38. Excellent by finkployd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    With TV viewership declining and TV execs scrambling to find a way to retain the remaining viewers and attract more, I cannot think of a better strategy. I can imagine the discussion now..

    "Should we try to improve the quality of the programming? No screw that, let's roll out a few dozen more reality shows and then really piss them off by locking their TVs during commercials." Or maybe it is a threat: Amercia better start watching more TV or next we will start selling TVs that bitch slap you every time you get up to head to the kitchen (although there may be an innovative weight loss plan there)

    I guess the TVs that add this patented feature will target the same customers who purchase Windows Vista. You know the kind, they feel as though what they currently own has way too many features and capabilities and are eager to pay more for something that includes a lot of technical restrictions on what they can do.

    Finkployd

  39. As long as... by plorqk · · Score: 1

    They still let me mute it and/or change the channel I don't care.

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  40. Syndication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These articles are syndicated articles. So, they're not on any real schedule and will be shown at different times. After a while, these same articles will appear on late night /. .

  41. When supply and demand does not work by hackstraw · · Score: 1, Funny

    just revert to extortion.

    Nothing to see here, please move along.

    After a word from our spons

    <I don't know how to pause text, but when I figure it out, I'll patent it for web advertsements>

  42. Really Mad scientists by MECC · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it was developed in an underground lair? Using magma?

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  43. Give it a while by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A few months after Philips are manufacturing these things, you know that Daewoo will start buying the same chipset. One quick firmware hack later, you will have a telly that automatically changes channels for you when the adverts come on. Or a DVD+RW recorder that automatically puts chapter marks fore and aft of every piss-break.

    I mean, seriously ..... come on. If there is ever a reliable way to distinguish advertising from editorial content {such a thing actually was nearly mandated in the UK once but was rejected}, then it will end up being used in ways that benefit the consumer more than the advertiser.

    Also, I don't see what there is to grant a patent against. Either there's already a spec for an "advertisement" flag, in which case making use of it to enforce viewing of advertisements should be obvious; or there isn't a spec for an "advertisement" flag, in which case introducing such a flag would be obvious. Patent application is invalid on grounds of obviety either way. Ting! Next, please.

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    1. Re:Give it a while by gowen · · Score: 1
      If there is ever a reliable way to distinguish advertising from editorial content {such a thing actually was nearly mandated in the UK once but was rejected}, then it will end up being used in ways that benefit the consumer more than the advertiser.
      Even now, whenever I watch US TV I get phased by the lack of a station/programme ID between the programs and the commercials.
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    2. Re:Give it a while by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

      I mean, seriously ..... come on. If there is ever a reliable way to distinguish advertising from editorial content {such a thing actually was nearly mandated in the UK once but was rejected}, then it will end up being used in ways that benefit the consumer more than the advertiser.

      There is. MythTV does commercial break detection and can either notify you when one starts and let you skip it with one key press, or even skip them automatically. It looks at things like the number of totally blank frames and the length of time between scene changes, and you can help it by telling it which channels don't have commercials at all. I think it can even look for station logo's (which usually disappear when a commercial break starts).

      It works great! I very occasionally get false positives (on videoclips usually, which makes sense), and sometimes I'll have to press the skip key twice in a row, but otherwise I hardly see any commercials at all these days.

  44. Can I still turn it off? by Habahaba · · Score: 1

    Or does the TV turn on when there is ads so that they can be sure I will watch it?!?

    1. Re:Can I still turn it off? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      I'll bet their TV will not only prevent you turning it off, but will also have an internal UPS that will keep the TV on even if you pull the plug from the wall.

    2. Re:Can I still turn it off? by BSAtHome · · Score: 1, Funny

      A hammer will do the job sufficiently...

    3. Re:Can I still turn it off? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing that a good baseball bat/war hammer can't take care off... And for the mild-minded, there's still the possibility of unplugging the thing.

  45. Bad enough already by BenjyD · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was visiting the US recently (from the UK) and tried to watch TV. I just couldn't bear it - the adverts were just so frequent and intrusive that I had wandered off and started browsing the web by the time the show came back on. And these guys want to make that *worse* by removing the option of just flicking channels? Stupid in the extreme.

    1. Re:Bad enough already by Tech · · Score: 1, Funny

      My "favourite" TV quote which can probably be heard a hundred times a day: "Stay tuned, we'll be right back." This is usually my cue to pick up the remote control. If they really wanted me to stay tuned, they wouldn't have gone away in the first place.

    2. Re:Bad enough already by f0rtytw0 · · Score: 1

      I had a similar yet opposite experience when I visited Japan from the U.S. The commercials in Japan are less frequent and so short compared to here. Imagine 30 second commercial breaks and not the 5 minute ad marathon.

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    3. Re:Bad enough already by Milton+Waddams · · Score: 1

      We got Sky digital in my home about 2 years ago. We (well my Dad. I'm still a poor student) have to pay about 60 a month and that's not even the "Sky+" thingy. I can't believe how many ads are on, especially compared to the terrestrial TV! It feels like we're paying loads of money to watch a bunch of ads. The majority of the programmes are crap, the good programmes are all repeats. The films are shown about 3 times a day. I know when I move out, there's no way in hell I'm gonna fork out that money for crap.

    4. Re:Bad enough already by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Sounds good, but how do you take a 30 second crap?

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    5. Re:Bad enough already by mce · · Score: 1

      I don't want any ads at all, but you just hit the nail on the head why the US ads are such a useless nuissance. I do not zap elsewhere for 30 seconds (unless I'm watching live coverage and another channel also has the same event on the air), but I'll never ever stick around for several minutes of ads on end. One really wonders why these companies don't get that...

    6. Re:Bad enough already by Diag · · Score: 1

      The thing that annoyed me about US TV when I was there about 7 years ago was that they squash the credits at the end of the show and display ads for other shows on most of the screen. Also, there were often no ads between shows - the end credits of one show would run directly into the opening of the next show - but then you would get what seemed like 10 minutes of ads at the first commercial break.

      Unfortunately, exactly the same thing happens here on Australian TV now!

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  46. In other news... by waterford0069 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The owners of Slashdot have patented technology to force readers to read and comment on dupes - just in case they didn't get it the first time.

  47. it's my right to choose what i watch! by maryjanecapri · · Score: 1

    Freedom of choice Is what you got Freedom from choice Is what you want thank you devo (or A Perfect Circle depending on your bent)

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  48. Extortion by kryten_nl · · Score: 1

    Extortion: That's what it is, plain and simple.

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  49. Don't be upset by an excerpt by Ralof · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The technology and the patent for sure it real, but there is no reason to be upset. Philips (I think?) have no power of broadcasting per se and the technology will only be in their box. Their idea is that various companies will bundle their box with TV sets or special offers and that the customers will recieve the box for free. If they do not like the "feature" they can always buy another box which will allow them to zap away from the ads. Of course, in the future this patent might prove to be worth Gold if the broadcasters themselves finds a way to enforce everyone to include this technology on their boxes.

    1. Re:Don't be upset by an excerpt by emamousette · · Score: 1

      True, but one can't help but wonder at the timing of this patent. With the US Congress having basically mandated that everyone will have to change their television sets by 2009 (since analog TV broadcasts will go the way of the 300 baud modem) consumers are going to be put into a position where they either have to shell out big bucks for a new set, or smaller bucks for an HDTV->Normal res converter box.
      Imagine now that the Benevolent Broadcasterss of Amercica decide to help consumers out by subsidising the cost of these new sets. Don't you think that a manufacturer who whispers in their ear that their sets guarantee that consumers have to watch adverts will get the bulk of these subsidies?
      Consumers are happy with their cheaper "New fangled Hi Deaf Tee Vee"s, broadcasters count the money they get from assuring advertisers that they have a lock on our eyeballs, 3rd party ROM manufacturers get happy building replacement chip sets to bypass the system.

  50. Re:Won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get over yourself, some of us didn't see it the first time around. Instead of bitching about it how about not clicking on the article if you think it's a dupe? It's not like we get a huge amount of new content here anyway.. it's certainly no Digg or Fark. You're lucky to get 4 or 5 articles a day anymore on Slashdot.

  51. Either your money or your time, folks by Ogemaniac · · Score: 1

    Producing and distributing TV shows ain't free. One way or another, we have to pay. Get over it.

    1. Re:Either your money or your time, folks by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      I think the point is that while budgets for most shows are dropping (hence reality TV etc.), the amount of advertising and its degree of intrusiveness are going up. From the point of view of a viewer, that's not a very good deal.

      In the long term, it's not even very good for the advertisers or the networks. While cramming in more adverts may produce greater profits in the short term, by making TV less attractive they are making alternatives (DVDs, WWW etc) more appealing, so long term it may actually reduce revenues.

    2. Re:Either your money or your time, folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      One way or another, we have to pay.
      I know: I'm already paying for it. It's called a "cable bill" and it comes in once a month.

    3. Re:Either your money or your time, folks by scuzzman · · Score: 2, Informative

      And those of us that pay cable bills? We're not already paying (what I feel is) too much for what we get?

    4. Re:Either your money or your time, folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I *do* pay. I pay Comcast every month for the right to have horribly annoying advertisements shoved down my throat, and I pay TiVo for the ability to skip them.

      I think that, just maybe, what you meant to say was "Both your money and your time, folks. And your first-born child, too."

  52. clarification please by yagu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would really like to know exactly what this technology is about because I see it in two contexts, one annoying, and the other evil (and maybe not legal?).

    I can't tell from the article if this technology relates to constraining a viewer to watch commercials when watching a pre-recorded show, i.e., something on a Personal Video Recorder (like a Tivo), or if this is something that prevents a viewer from channel surfing while a channel breaks for commercials.

    The former (pre-recorded show viewing) is something I've heard about for a long time, for example I've heard Tivo has played with instantiating "popup" ads if you fast forward through commercials while watching a recorded show. Regardless, while this is annoying, I guess it's their call -- but for sure, it'll cut back on how much I'm watching -- it's already borderline for what I find tolerable with encroaching advertising (product placement, etc. -- anyone see the pandering "sidekick" product placement in Tuesday's Gilmore Girls? For Heck's sake, it was actually written into the script!).

    However, if this is about locking in to a station during commercial breaks, I would be (and I assume the viewing public) outraged! How dare they. Aside from the egregious nature of this, I can't imagine it would be a legal tactic. Certainly any potentially "competing" channel would be up in arms over something like this, unless of course there is future collusion to ensure commercials are all aired at exactly the same time, thus attenuating the incentive to surf during commercial breaks.

    Anyone know the answer to exactly what this technology is?

  53. Dear Consumer: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Thank you for pointing out how angry advertisements make you. I would like to point out to you, that without advertising Television as you know it would not exist. you're upset because you paid 1000 dollars for a TV that won't let you skip ads, but you don't seem to mind using that very (relatively) cheap device to watch hundreds of hours of free television programming. Such as, (from your post) Star Trek. Let me expand your mind a little with the notification that programming like Star Trek costs money, and that money comes not from your puny 1000 dollar TV, but from the 10 million dollars worth of ads that get sandwiched into every star trek episode.

    it's big business, huge revenue, and it pays for the TV programs you watch. It's a huge industry, and although patents like this might annoy you, they are there to ensure that your children will also be able to enjoy hours and hours of B-list actors with putty-ridges on their foreheads running around plywood spaceships.

  54. So who exactly is going to pay by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 1, Interesting

    for all the content you want to watch. Leaving to one side all the DRM arguments it actually costs quite a bit of cash to make a decent TV program. Either you pay through public subscription - like the TV license fee here in the UK, or you pay via advertising. And if you pay via advertisong then it's down to the advertisers to say what ads they want to show.

    And the annoying ones - they're the ones that work. Ask any Brit about the most annoying add ever and you'll hear 'shake'n'vac' mentioned. Ask any Brit if they know of any other carpet cleaner...

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    1. Re:So who exactly is going to pay by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      How about I pay for the content I want, and only the content I want... I'll pay a fairly reasonable amount... $10/month per show I watch? Sounds good enough to me... In exchange, they stop trying to make laws that change how my electronics work.

      Either you pay through public subscription

      Say what? Why the hell should anybody do that? I don't want my money going to trash, or stuff I don't care about. Dispite what many would argue, I don't think broadcast media actually serves the public good whatsoever. Probably hurts, in fact.

      Let them worry about how they get paid if they want to broadcast content free over the air. If they can't figure out how to make the broadcast business model work without getting their grubby mitts on the inside of my television, then let them go out of business. I'll read a book instead.

  55. Law of unintended consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Something I think that has been ill considered. In this, Philips, Sony (with the rootkit CD), et al are attacking their "consumer" customers. Don't their senior management or share holders realize that those same "consumer" customers are also the engineers, technicians and mid/lower level managers that create, design and produce other companies products? Other companies products that could use Philips or Sony components and subassemblies. Those of us who do the creation, design and production of new products (for those other companies) not only can avoid their "consumer" products, but, we can also design using a competitors component or subassembly into our products (e.g. design out Philips or Sony stuff)! Thus these monkeys lose twice and more. After all, if I avoid Philips or Sony components and subassemblies, they lose every time that we sell a product using a competitors component or subassembly. Remember, Philips and Sony have many competitors at the component and subassembly level. As an engineer, I can defend the decision to avoid Philips, Sony et al on the grounds that a corporation that preys on its "consumer" customers will prey on and abuse its corporate customers. Even if Philips/Sony promise cheaper components and subassemblies, price is only ONE requirement of many, in the decision of choosing a component and vendor! Often, trustworthyness (reputation) is more important. If I can't get a part in a timely manner, or it doesn't meet published speicifications, then, price is irrelevant. Respectfully: Anonymous Design Engineer

    1. Re:Law of unintended consequences by pedalman · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, you appear to have mistaken these people for those who actually give a shit about customers. In their eyes, customers are only a necessary evil.

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  56. Mod Parent Up by Prototerm · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is a reference to the classic (and surprisingly good) and short-lived TV show Max Headroom, where televisions didn't have an "off" switch.

    Oh, I think it was "30 minutes into the future", wasn't it? Anybody out there whose memory wasn't shot off in the war?

    I guess disabling the off button will be the next patent from Phillips.

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    1. Re:Mod Parent Up by Hatta · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh, I think it was "30 minutes into the future", wasn't it? Anybody out there whose memory wasn't shot off in the war?

      It was "20 minutes into the future", and you can download the whole thing at DAP central. Make sure you read the FAQ, and don't piss off Queued.

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  57. I wonder..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If by some unholy forces of evil this does come to pass, and every TV starts to carry this technology, will manufacturers use this to their advantage? I mean, if Phillips can somehow tell through the broadcast flags that a commercial for Sony or another competitor is playing, will that commercial "accidentally slip through the system" and not be played, or people would be able to change the channels and not watch them?

  58. They already time them.... by Barterer · · Score: 1

    Networks already syncronize commercials so that there's little or no incentive to change the channel to avoid them. There's no way this new channel-locking feature is going to improve on that enough to justify its existence.

    1. Re:They already time them.... by JWtW · · Score: 1

      "...there's little or no incentive to change the channel to avoid them."

      I was thinking the same thing. It's almost impossible to avoid the commercials. Invariably, when I try to surf around them, any of the other networks I would want to watch are airing commercials as well. The only thing this technology would do is prevent me from watching the little gekko instead of the big buckin' chicken.

      I wonder if any of the networks will get their panties in a bunch because I was prevented from surfing to their commercials?

  59. The same people who pay now, that's who by CrayDrygu · · Score: 1

    "So who exactly is going to pay for all the content you want to watch."

    Maybe the advertisers will? Just a thought. Seriously, they seem to have no problem paying the broadcasters under the current system, where everyone's free to change the channel whenever they want.

    I'm so sick of this sort of whining. "Oh no! The poor broadcasters! If you aren't forced to sit through the advertisements, where will they get thier money?" The fact is, we haven't ever been forced to sit through the advertisements in the entire history of television, or in radio for that matter, and yet we have a larger variety of channels and programming than ever. Maybe, instead of forcing us to watch the ads, maybe they'll just have to make them less mind-numbing. Or make shows that are so good, we'll put up with the ad breaks.

    Oh, and as for your comment on the annoying ads being "the ones that work," you're only right in the sense that I remember them. I remember them so I know where not to shop. (The most recent isn't even TV, actually. AIG Insurance sent me an official-looking "Rate Reduction Notice." They aren't my insurance company. If they feel they have to trick me into buying thier insurance, then I'll be sure to not buy it. Oh, I'll remember them alright. So I guess their advertising "worked.")

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    1. Re:The same people who pay now, that's who by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The point is that with current Mom and Pop technology they are de-facto forced to watch the ads. OK, strictly speaking they could get up and leave the room, or channel surf for a few minutes but if you're trying to follow the plot then you have to stay with the channel.

      On the other hand new technology, which hasn't percolated down to Mom and Pop level yet but soon will will allow all the viewers to skip the ads, not just the tech savy ones. The advertisers will say, with good reason, why waste money on TV advertising when no-one watches the ads. The TV stations will lose advertising revenue and have less money for programming and we'll all end up with some sort of pay per view or endless reruns of the I Love Lucy show.

      I'm no friend of the advertisers, I'd love to watch ad free telly, in fact I mostly do which is why I don't begrudge the UK TV license fee. But you really can't expect advertisers tro pay for your television if no-one is watching their ads because of new technology.

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    2. Re:The same people who pay now, that's who by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1
      On the other hand new technology, which hasn't percolated down to Mom and Pop level yet but soon will will allow all the viewers to skip the ads, not just the tech savy ones. The advertisers will say, with good reason, why waste money on TV advertising when no-one watches the ads. The TV stations will lose advertising revenue and have less money for programming and we'll all end up with some sort of pay per view or endless reruns of the I Love Lucy show.
      So you're saying television as a popular medium will die.

      ...

      So what's the downside?
    3. Re:The same people who pay now, that's who by Pecisk · · Score: 1

      Problem is that ads on tv are plainly stupid and annoying. Advetisers have lost their touch with people and reality and that system works on self-support, t.i. inflated numbers of audience, "you must market your product very heavy...". Some years ago ads where truly art, well, lot of them where. Now ads have gone on maximum flashy and abusrdly loud. This is nonsense, because it turns away people from products not to them. Even kids are annoyed by those quite stupid attempts to "sell you something".

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  60. A different model... by inphinity · · Score: 1
    Does anybody else remember the trend a while back (may still continue today, I don't watch much TV) whereby season premiers were "Brought to you commercial-free by Ford" and other companies?

    Those weren't too bad: sure, there were gratuitous car chases in easily-identifiable Ford vehicles, (and, IIRC, a 5-minute pitch on the new Ford truck at halftime) but there weren't 5-minute commercial breaks every 10 minutes, and most of the product placement was subtle enough that it didn't intrude on the show.

    1. Re:A different model... by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      Does anybody else remember the trend a while back (may still continue today, I don't watch much TV) whereby season premiers were "Brought to you commercial-free by Ford" and other companies?

      It used to be that there weren't any commercials, it was *all* sponsored.

      Why do you think they're called soap operas?

  61. A fee!? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    Philips acknowledged that this technology might not sit well with consumers and suggested in its patent filing that consumers be allowed to avoid the feature if they paid broadcasters a fee.

    We already do!

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  62. I gotta tell ya man by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    My first thought when I read your post was,
    what the fuck is this guy watching that he see's that $ suit guy constantly. I've seen that- maybe twice, and yes- it is distinctive.. but I couldn't imagine my tv habits being such that I'd see that commercial often.

    then you identify that you have on, apparently most weekdays, five hour marathons of ST shows.

    I think the shows you are watching should be insulting to your intelligence.. to the degree in which you are watching them.

    Everything in moderation man....

    try watching more PBS

    P.S. You shouldn't be eating at BK anyway.

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    1. Re:I gotta tell ya man by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1

      Watch SpikeTV. The commercials are the dumbest shit I've ever seen.

    2. Re:I gotta tell ya man by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1

      Oh, and as far as watching PBS, yes, I watch *a lot* of PBS. Love the music shows. Hate the fact that they claim to be "public-supported" and "commercial-free," and the first 5 minutes of any program slot is filled with a list of corporate sponsors that *LOOK JUST LIKE ADVERTISING*.

      PBS is not commercial-free. It's just cleverly disguised ads stuck before the shows.

  63. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree. The way to get rid of devices with "unwanted features" is to not buy them. When Philips makes a few thousand tons of "shelfware", they will get the message loud and clear. Collectively, there is almost nothing that can't be killed off by consumers refusing to purchase.

  64. War without end by Flying+pig · · Score: 1
    The whole concept that broadcasting should be funded by advertising is what has brought about this ludicrous war. In the good old days specialist magazines carried loads of ads, and this was one of the things you bought them for: being able to find the manufacturer of the widget you needed.

    Then Google came along and now you could look for stuff you really wanted or needed. Broadcasting advertising is mostly for stuff you wouldn't want and for which someone is trying to create a demand. So you resist watching it. So to preserve the business model you must be forced to watch it.

    Conclusion: no matter how many lawyers are paid to argue about freedom of speech, or "commercial speech" ("Have a nice day"?) it's a bad business model. We the people find ways to avoid the ads: broadcasters and advertisers in collusion try to find ways to project them on our retinas, because this means they don't have to pay for high quality creative content, whether for the ads or for products that don't suck. Eventually they will become so annoying that even Walmart Joe will start boycotting the products for really annoying ads.

    Then they will have to go back to the idea of producing ads so well designed and clever (think the Honda mechanical sculpture ad) that people rate them higher than the programmes. Which will create competition for the artistic talent, which is in much shorter supply than would be Big Brothers. And so it will cycle as the manufacturers try to cut costs and the broadcasters try to find ways to get their dollars.

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  65. WOW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's sort of the point. This WON'T let you change the channel. You have to be a good little sheep sit there till the hammer comes to hit you in the head.

    1. Re:Wow by merchant_x · · Score: 1

      I know you're a troll, but I personally have never seen comedy central or any other national cable channel scroll weather information across their programs. Much less local weather info that is relevant to my location. So please do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.

  66. Hmmmmmmmmm . . . by spamking · · Score: 1

    I've seen this mentioned on here a couple of times and everyone's reactions are kinda mixed. I think we all knew something like this was coming eventually. So will current DVR's get a forced firmware upgrade to use this new technology if/when it is implemented?

  67. Now the question is... by Billosaur · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...when these TV shows show up on DVD, will they have commercials embedded in them that can't be skipped over? It seems like the next natural step. Is this then going to migrate to web content? Sounds like a kind of DRM-in-disguise, only instead of keeping you from altering the content, they're keeping you from watching the content the way you want.

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    1. Re:Now the question is... by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

      Great point - DVD's that won't allow you to skip intros and previews drive me crazy, to the point that I will not watch ones that include lengthy non-skippable content. I've even gone as far as taking a disc out and destroying it over frustration (anger management is another story...).

      If this type of behavior became "normal" for digital content or recorded shows, I'd either find a different entertainment media, or give it up altogether.

      MadCow.

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    2. Re:Now the question is... by Cyno · · Score: 1

      No, if they embed commercials in DVDs they'll lose sales, the same way they are losing viewers..

      Besides, once the content is digital its trivial to remove unwanted garbage.

      I'm all for violating the DMCA like some 13 year old step child. Its beggin for it. Just look at the way its written. It says in all caps, "Violate me, pleeeeease... you know you wanna.."

  68. i guess this is a phillips ad by tehwebguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    and we are being forced to watch it again

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  69. Dear Advertisers, Broadcasters, and TV Makers by Maximilio · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If I am flipping through channels and find myself unable to switch away from a commercial, or turn up or down the volume, I will use the big red OFF button to solve the problem. And if that is also disabled I'm likely to put my foot through the display and never use the thing again. Just an FYI.

  70. and this will be as popular in the marketplace... by borgalicious · · Score: 0
    ...as consumer DAT recorders with DRM were; that is, not at all.
    Hmmmm, Honey, these two TVs look equally good, should we get the one that forces you to watch commercials or the one that doesn't?
    I have a DVD player that I'm sure violates some spec by looking for the longest track on the disc and plays that automatically upon insertion - no nasty warnings from INTERPOL or the FBI, no menus which all work differently than the last, just pure plug-and-play.
  71. Better idea yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what about a system that will actively search for channel with ads and switch if one is found. To disable it, customer will have to pay...

  72. Get a grip people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's only a patent. Even Philips says, "it had no plans to use the technology in any of its products."

    Unless the federal government mandates it on all TVs, any manufacturer that unilaterally adds this "feature" to their product line will find consumers rejecting this feature by buying any other brand that does not include it. End of problem.

    If you're going to bitch and moan, at least bitch and moan about something within the realm of possibility.

    Oh yes, and it's a dupe too.

  73. I'd much rather pay a fee to a hacker by elrous0 · · Score: 1
    In fact, I'd happily pay the hacker DOUBLE what I would have to pay the network.

    Jeez, I'm starting to feel more and more every day like I'm living in 1984.

    -Eric

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  74. Not quite. by EddyPearson · · Score: 1

    Here's an idea that doesn't seem to have dawned on people. If you don't want to become victim of commercial advertising, get off the fucking couch and do something with your life.

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    1. Re:Not quite. by iapetus · · Score: 1

      So you haven't seen my patent for a couch that locks you in place until you've watched enough commercials yet, then?

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  75. TV Sucks!! by sigzero · · Score: 0

    You shouldn't be watching all the crap on TV anyway.

  76. TV by frostoftheblack · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'd be more concerned if I watched TV. I haven't watched TV since sliced bread...er, broadband.

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  77. Re:But I don't have a TV! Well well welly well by catmistake · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Alex: No. No! NO! Stop it! Stop it, please! I beg you! This is sin! This is sin! This is sin! It's a sin, it's a sin, it's a sin!
    Dr. Brodsky: Sin? What's all this about sin?
    Alex: That! Using Ludwig van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music!
    Dr. Branom: Are you referring to the background score?
    Alex: Yes.
    Dr. Branom: You've heard Beethoven before?
    Alex: Yes!
    Dr. Brodsky: So, you're keen on music?
    Alex: YES!
    Dr. Brodsky: Can't be helped. Here's the punishment element perhaps.
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  78. I'm sure the mute button works just fine by cjmnews · · Score: 1

    as well as leaving the room, turning off the TV, playing a handheld game, recording the show and speeding through the commercials. My family uses all of these techniques today. Most if not all of them will work even with the Phillips patent.

    On a side note, there was a study a few months ago that showed that people that fast forward through commercials retained the same amount of information from the commercials as those that watched them as they played. The conclusion of the study is that advertisers should not worry about the viewers that record shows missing the commercials. I wonder if they considered the intelligence difference between the people that CAN record shows and speed through the commercials and the ones that MUST watch the show as it is broadcast (due to inability to program a recording device).

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  79. So by Maximilio · · Score: 2, Informative

    My monthly cable bill is for what, exactly?

  80. What happened to Philips? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't be ashamed. I used to work at Philips and always tell people that my time there was one of the happiest.
    The place was full of open minded, smart, enlightened scientists and engineers. What happened? Frits Philips died quite recently. It's obvious the weasals were waiting in the wings to take over and turn the once great company into another corporatist sham run by sweaty palmed lawyers, Golgafrinchan marketing freaks and oily pencil pushing nonces. Be proud of what Philips *was*, the company that invented things like energy efficient lighting, the CD player, single IC radio trancievers and so on. I'm sure Fritz is spinning in his grave. Philips is just another casualty of the general rot that is endemic in western technology now, and why the Chinese are going to hand us our asses on a plate. All true engineers and scientists be warned, this kind of BS is what happens when you let ignorant suits take over your company.

  81. External Tuner + Universal remote by erroneus · · Score: 1

    An easy enough work-around I should think.

  82. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could it be that Philips is actually trying to save the TV viewing audience? Could they have obtained this patent just for the sake of keeping some other company from actually implimenting it?

    While I doubt that this is the case, it is a possibility.

    Jim

  83. Dr. Dentafark by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

    Or how about when you see the dentist? Will they make you wear a hat pointing downward saying "This smile brought to you by Dr. Dentafark".

    That wouldn't work because you can take the hat off and throw it away... well... unless they staple it to your skull. Another solution would be a temporary tattoo on your forehead. Either way thanks for that post, I needed a laugh... heh... Dr. Dentafark!

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  84. Why the Patent System is broken by panda · · Score: 1

    This one quote:

    The company also said it had no plans to use the technology in any of its products.

    Illustrates exactly what is wrong with the patent system as it stands. If you're not making a product that uses the technology, then whey patent it? You have no real invention to protect. You shouldn't be allowed to patent something unless you're actually making something with what you've patented.

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  85. Prior art by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    I guess Philips is gonna lose that patent pretty soon. There's prior art to it.

    Orwell, George, "1984", first published in 1948.

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  86. It's A Damned Shame That... by Dracophile · · Score: 1
    • I have no mod points; and
    • There's no [-1 Dupe] mod available anyway.

    Nevertheless, this is still a worthy topic of conversation. One hopes that this will lead to consumer and/or political activism, by which I mean educated purchasing decisions and letters to competing products that fail meet non-DRM tests, and letters to potential political candidates and/or letters to incumbent politicians.

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  87. Yeah, right... by pedalman · · Score: 0
    From TFA:

    "The company also said it had no plans to use the technology in any of its products."

    Just add that to the list of the world's biggest lies:

    1. The check is in the mail.

    2. Honest, I won't come in your mouth.

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  88. no commercials by 3.14159265 · · Score: 1

    (...) suggested in its patent filing that consumers be allowed to avoid the feature if they paid broadcasters a fee.

    Sounds fair, but if I pay, will they remove the commercials altogether? No?... thought so...
    Ok, so I can't change the channel... can I switch the damn tv off? Can I shoot it!?...

  89. Just for commericals? by Swedentom · · Score: 1

    What is there to stop them from using this flag for other uses? During shows, for example. Suddenly, they'll prevent you from turning off American Idol. Yay!

    Oh well... at least we'll get indications when commericals start. If someone makes a hack for the TV, we could use this flag for other purposes. To switch to another channel automatically, perhaps. So maybe this isn't that bad, after all. ;-)

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  90. Amazing Possibility by avjt · · Score: 1
    I am sure the slashdotters have already considered the unique opportunity here...
    • Get a TV with this feature.
    • Tune in to a shopping channel, which is all ads all the time
    • Switch off the mains power to you house,
    • The TV should continue to run, thanks to this patent
    • Put a photocell bank in front of the screen...
    • Free electricity!
    Make that 'Get a truck-load of TV-s with this feature', and get Megawatts for free!

    Assuming that the law of conservation of energy cannot be violated, where is the energy coming from?

    Over the coax & fiber from your cable operator (or specially beamed to your antenna from the TV station or satellite if you have a broadcast TV or DTH) --- that's where from!

    W00t!

  91. The breaking point? by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 1

    Holy crap, they're actually going to try it. They're actually going to build a television that won't let you change the channel during a commercial.

    Hopefully this will be the catalyst that finally gets Joe Sixpak pissed off enough for anti-DRM angst to go mainstream.

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  92. Re:Summary Points by LordWill · · Score: 1

    Automatically added edit markers at least? Makes editing quicker. I like someone's comment about being able to control ad volume (I hated it when they would wake up the baby.) Which will only put more pressure between the very popular programs and everything else. A very popular show would be the only one to get away with this. Less popular shows would alienate viewers quickly using this. TV Guide would love this. Another reason to actually plan your viewing. Of course, if a surfer can't change channels away from your show, they can't change to it either. Broadcasters already try to put commercials inline with each other so you don't find anything but more commercials when you surf away. prior art: bad DVD titles have been forcing commercials on us for years.

  93. Not so fast slick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Producing and distributing TV shows ain't free. One way or another, we have to pay. Get over it.

    Last I knew, television was an elective.

    So no. We don't HAVE to pay anything.

    It's a value proposition.

    However much you think that crap is worth.

    Personally I 'got over it' a long time ago.

    They don't call it an idiot box for nothing buddy.

  94. So first we pay to even get the channels... by arock99 · · Score: 1

    ...and suddenly we have to pay to be able to fast forward through recordings of shows we already paid for the "privilege" to watch?
    It wouldn't be as big a deal if there was actually more worth watching out there

  95. Now all they have to do by Soapy+One · · Score: 1

    Now all they have to do is figure out a way to lock the plug into the wall.

  96. Safety hazard by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

    What if the weather outside is looking bad? So I decide to check one of the local channels for information but can't switch. I miss the tornado warning because I'm locked in to 5 minutes of commercials, and I get killed or injured because of it. This "feature" of a "comsumer product" is a safety hazard.

  97. AXN already doing this by GenSec · · Score: 1
    No, we couldn't, because the content provider will set the "ad" flag during key parts of the actual program, which you don't want to miss.

    In a way, AXN already do this. They have TV text with schedules, but they turn it off something like 5 minutes before each show's end, so that you can't check what's next during end credits or commercials.

    But then there is TV Guide and the like :)

  98. I hate advertising DURING the shows! by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 1

    The only TV show that I watch when aired is Smallville. However, it pisses me off that I have to watch 15+ minutes of advertising per hour, and once the show comes back on, I have to watch another minute of advertising in the lower half of the screen. Usually it's for what's coming up next or later in the week, etc. Remember when those types of commercials used the be shows during the commercial break, not during the show?

    For other shows that I want to watch, I just buy the DVDs at the end of the season. No advertising, crystal clear picture & sound, and each episode is ~45 minutes. That'a big F U to the advertisers. They've made my TV viewing experience so horrible that I just don't even watch TV anymore except for that 1 show. I don't even turn it on as background noise when I'm on my PC. No corporate jingles or graphics or one-liners for me.

  99. Commercials? what commercials? by confused+one · · Score: 1

    I already don't watch broadcast TV or cable, as it is now. If I hear of a show that's worth watching, I'll just order the DVD's from Blockbuster or Netflix. Yeah, that means I'm seeing it 6 to 12 months late; and, in some ways they are winning -- I'm paying to watch it. I am getting to watch, commercial free, digital quality, and on my schedule.

  100. Pay for services you don't want by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

    So let me get this straight, I would have to pay for services I don't want? I thought it was the other way around. It's bad enough that stations currently use tactics like making the volume of commercials louder than the program your watching, so you'll hear it better, but now they want to make me pay them so I can ignore their commercials. I'm telling you all we need a consumer revolution because we are losing this battle against the companies. They have us by the balls and are telling us that we can't survive without them, when it should be the other way.

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    1. Re:Pay for services you don't want by dentar · · Score: 1

      You're FORCED to watch TV?

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  101. Where are my mod points when I need 'em by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1
    All replies above me need a + or two.
    Regarding "content": when did anyone ever own any of it, ever. What's content? First replier nailed it -- the broadcaster owns fuck all inside my house. If the broadcaster wants to stop shooting EM rays into my house, that's hisher prerogative what do I care?

    But there isn't any content anywhere to be "owned". There's my hardware and the broadcaster's hardware and what we do with our stuff is our own lookout. If I decide that a coffee maker is the ideal tool for colleting these EM rays and translating them into quality entertainment, that's my business.

    One thing's pretty sure: if I decide to go into the TV- or remote-control-manufacturing business, I won't be infringing this patent at any point. Until DMCA3 outlaws the sale of any hardware that doesn't have this technology in it.

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  102. Slashdot patent by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hear that Slashdot has a patent on a technology that forces you to read the same articles over and over again.

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  103. RTFA by packetmill · · Score: 0

    The company also said it had no plans to use the technology in any of its products.

    They're just making us shit ourselves because, you know, corporations are EEEEEEVIL.

  104. This would be the END by dentar · · Score: 1

    ...a "service" like that would end free television, at least for me. the inability to flip channels would annoy me to no end.

    not that it makes much diff.. they all show commercials at the same time anyway.

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  105. It has to be said... by cuncator · · Score: 1

    In USA^H^H^H Soviet Russia, TV watches you

  106. Keep Calling / Emailing Phillips by zentinal · · Score: 1

    They seem to be surprised at the furor. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/LAC.2 0060421.IBPHILIPS21/TPStory/TPBusiness/ They're in damage control mode now, but what will happen when the noise and fury dies down???

  107. Great by shields020 · · Score: 1

    Looks like I'll just have to pirate more TV and Movies with torrents and gnutella. Darn. I like how cable companies think they're in charge. I'm pretty sure I dictate if I'm going to give them money.

  108. Heres a thought..... by jweller · · Score: 1

    stop watching TV.

  109. they do force you to watch ads in your DVDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or do you have a "hacked" DVD player that allows you to skip the initial trailers, etc?

    1. Re:they do force you to watch ads in your DVDs by somersault · · Score: 2, Informative

      I did notice that with my Toy Story 2 DVD years ago, I think I got around it by selecting the appropriate chapter in the menu (was watching on PC). You can also fast forward those commercials

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  110. Re:Umm... by Anisty · · Score: 0

    first, do no harm! oh wait that's the hippocratic oath.

  111. Re:Keep Calling/Emailing Phillips & Investnemt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, call your investment advisor and tell him to watch Philips (and Sony). You want out of them, profitably.

  112. isn't it a prior work of art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recall the forced ads in almost every Realplayer feeds. They would make you watch an add and won't allow to fast forward untill you seen it through, and then you can see the media content.

    Is it different?

  113. Forcing Ads - RIGHT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    High atop my mountain lair I can see that all the underlings are now under my control. They will watch with glee and they will like it!

    Worst. Product. Ever.

    -AC

  114. Not one thin dime! by KE1LR · · Score: 1

    Let me be clear:

    I will not spend one dime on a television (or other television-watching device) that has this feature.

    Ever.

  115. TV Makers != Broadcasting Company by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    So I buy a TV, that has the added "feature" of not forcing me to watch commercials. I pay this money to the TV producers - are the supposed to then send a check to the broadcasting company? They will probably charge me for this handling. While the broadcasting companies are all up for this - I would hope the TV makers say "whatever".

    Also, isn't this some kind of violation of my civil liberties? Can someone "force" me to watch something? I will have to remember to buy the TV model that is one version below the model that comes out with this technology.

    If broadcasters want me to watch their commercials (I still use a VCR to record my tv shows, so i fast forward them the old fashioned way) then they should target commercials towards me. That is why I am up for Internet TV broadcast. I sign up at Fox website - tell them I only want commercials involving pr0n, computer games, and womens lingerie commercials...trust me - they won't have to worry about me not watching the commercials...I will probably fast forward through the TV show to get to the commercials. Using this method, they can charge the companies that want the commercial MORE money because they can say "hey this guy Avi...he is INTERESTED in seeing your stuff." But alas, our commercial broadcasting producers are MORONS!

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  117. They don't offer anything useful to begin with. by archer,+the · · Score: 1

    Being a practical, middle-aged, male geek, the content of 99.99% of the commercials do not appeal/apply to me. I'm happy with my car, which should last another 10 years, and I'd never buy an SUV. I don't drink. I certainly don't need any feminine hygiene products. I don't go to McDs, BK, Wendy's, etc. For shipping, I choose whatever is cheaper from the online retailer. Computers? I build my own. (DUH!)

    About the only type of commercials that interest me are the ones of the type, "BTW, the Season Finale of Battlestar Galactica is 90 minutes long," and I missed that one becuase I skipped all the crap listed in the previous paragraph. (BitTorrent to the rescue!)

    Think about it. The average hour long show really only has about 45 minutes of content. If I watch 8 hours of TV a week, I've saved myself *TWO HOURS*. How much is that family/housework/work time worth?

    Enough that if they implement this I'll be cancelling my cable service and buying seasons of stuff on DVD. One month's bill more than covers the cost of one season. Heck, once I watched it, I could sell it and get half the money back.

  118. Rid of TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tossed my cable/satellite subscription 2 months ago and I'm loving life. I can still watch Brewer games on MLBTV.com, I can still watch streaming news, I read a lot, and I generally don't have to put up with the broadcast industry's shit anymore.

  119. Its a sad future by infinityxi · · Score: 1

    In Digital Millenium, Content Owns You

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  120. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What an incredibly stupid post. I can never get enough of self important slashtards like you who come up with the most improbable, moronic, ridiculous objections. You don't think they'd scroll the tornado warning at the bottom LIKE THEY ALWAYS FUCKING DO NOW? Kill yourself please, and if you've managed to impregnate some hog, kill your idiot offspring too.

  121. Obesity by Hegh · · Score: 1

    So I guess advertising companies are joining the fight against obesity? Now to avoid an ad, people will actually have to get up and leave the room. I suppose the downside, though, is the most logical place to go would be the kitchen...

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  122. You poor, poor people... by AmazingRuss · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...I feel for you, I really do. My television has never received any kind of broadcast, and is used only for dvds and games. 15 years and counting, no broadcast tv in my house. I see it at the neighbors sometimes, and hear the echos of it in the way people talk...wtf is this "good times, good times" thing about anyhow? You folks really shouldn't do business with the broadcasters. I think they are trying to control your minds.

  123. Hot damn! by toppsoft · · Score: 1

    Woohoo! The time is finally ripe to patent my auto-engaging steel straps/La-Z Boy enhancement.

    I've already planned several upgrades too! The straps will engage when the commercials start and a pleasant jolt of electricity will be administered via the anal probe at the start of each commercial to ensure wakefulness and attention to the importance of the message.

    I'll be rich!

  124. I want the set-top box! by SnuffySmith · · Score: 1
    Devices that could carry the technology would be a television or a set-top-box.

    Salesman: OK. Now this TV doesn't have the no-channel-changing feature built in.

    Me: Hmm.....

    S: But if you want it, we have this set-top box that'll limit your TV's functionality for you.

    Me: Interesting... How much is it?

    S: $600 by itself, but $575 with the purchase of a TV. And we'll throw in a kick to the crotch for free.

    Me: Awesome! I'll take it! Can it get kicked in the nuts now?

  125. Can they by warrior_s · · Score: 1

    Can they stop us from turning the TV off and never watching their channel again ?

  126. Adblock by warrior_s · · Score: 1

    I think we will soon need an Adblock for our Televisions also ;)

  127. MAX HEADROOM LIVES!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and you thought it was a comedy.

  128. Max Headroom Era Approaching Fast! by mmeister · · Score: 2, Funny

    Each day, as I read more and more about how content providers are trying to control our view habits, I am reminded of the old Max Headroom show where Corporations ruled and Ratings were more important than anything else.

    We better prepare to get off the grid!

    Blanks Unite!

    But how will we know when and where to unite if we're not connected?

  129. Re:Umm... by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1
    (Score:-1, Redundant)

    Attention dumbass moderators: It isn't redundant if I'm the first person to mention it. Since there were two other posts logged before me, neither one mentioning a dupe, it isn't redundant.
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  130. Re:But I don't have a TV! Well well welly well by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

    Not often you see a clockwork orange ref on /. :-)

    here's an image to go with that script snippet.

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  131. What if I'm just flipping channels by ezavada · · Score: 1

    So what happens if my show ends, and I'm just flipping channels trying to find something interesting. Does it lock me in to the first commercial I come to?

    I'm going to patent a device that will detect if you changed to the channel in the middle of the commercial and let you flip through it. If some else beats me to the patent, then this should serve as prior art!

  132. If they're going to force me to Watch ads by x1n933k · · Score: 1
    ...I'll just download my episodes of Will and Grace

    [J]

  133. How? by denbesten · · Score: 1
    On Wednesday, company officials issued a statement that noted the technology also enables the opposite: allowing viewers to watch television without advertising.


    It sounds like they would be asking me to pay to watch a blank screen whenever there would have been a commercial. Either that, or they are thinking of embedding a Tivo-like device in my TV.
  134. Wankers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wankers!!!!

  135. In orther news by AndyG314 · · Score: 0

    Philips has filed for a second paten for a system where large burly men hold your eyes open and prevent you from doing something else during the comercials.

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    1. Re:In orther news by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

      Philips has filed for a second paten for a system where large burly men hold your eyes open and prevent you from doing something else during the comercials.

      I recall prior art in the movie "A Clockwork Orange." Well, there may be a loophole, that wasn't for commercials.

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  136. Product Placement, Wave of the Future by spun · · Score: 1

    Commercials as such will die, what we will have is ridiculous amounts of product placement in every TV show made. And more of those annoying 'pop-up' ads at the bottom of the screen. Blech. At least you can skip commercials.

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  137. Fantastic idea!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope every TV made in the future will have this feature. That would accomplish a wonderful thing--people by the millions would turn off the damn things and do something worthwhile for a change! Bring it on!!!

    1. Re:Fantastic idea!!!!! by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

      I hope every TV made in the future will have this feature. That would accomplish a wonderful thing--people by the millions would turn off the damn things and do something worthwhile for a change!

      Like read and post to Slashdot?

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  138. But only if I actually watch broadcast TV. by crovira · · Score: 1

    And I'm not.

    And in a few years, neither will you unless you shelled out beacoup bucks for a digital screen.

    I just can't justify the money for what little content is left before the put in the ads, never mind after.

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  139. Careful, you'll blow a lung! by kiddailey · · Score: 1

    Many shows I've recently watched have commercials every few minutes (sometimes even less than a minute between breaks). If you take a dump that often, you're going to be in for some serious hurt ... but at least you'll be getting some much needed exercise ;)

  140. Whose TV is it, anyway? by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

    I think the subject says it all. It's my TV; I bought it. If they want to lease me a TV, say, for about the same rate I would charge them for storage space and power for that TV, then they can put any restrictions on it they want. Otherwise, they should expect that I will hack it until it works right.

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  141. moderation needed AC not flamebait. by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    would that I could..

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  142. If they do this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they do this, my father will go ape-$hit and toss his new Westy 42" out the window, lol. Then he'll say something to the effect of "See, I *can* avoid your damn commercials!"

    For me, if they do this, it just guarantees that my TV will play pr0n DVDs and Video-Podcasts exclusively.. Cable will be kept at cheapest rate that will allow me to keep my cable modem.

    Screw em all I tell ya!

  143. Obvious lawsuit bait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assume you are watching TV and the weather turns bad. You are a bit concerned and decide to check your local station for weather warnings. The tornado is three minutes from your house and the local station is running a crawl that says this. The cable station you are watching suddenly begins a four minute commercial block. Your house would have been destroyed anyway, but with the three minute warning you could have had except for the Phillips patented scheme you could have gotten your family into the shelter. Instead the only survivor is your son who is away at college, studying law.

    That is not an improbably scenario, and we *know* what happens next. The only question is who gets sued.

    T.E.D.

  144. Fuck you. by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

    Philips acknowledged that this technology might not sit well with consumers and suggested in its patent filing that consumers be allowed to avoid the feature if they paid broadcasters a fee.

    Or I could just say "fuck you", cancel my cable subscription, and if I really wanted to see something on TV, I could buy it on DVD or download it off the internet. How about that asshole?

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  145. And I refuse to pay ANOTHER fee. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    If they want me to accept this technology, I get the service for free. If I pay the same fee I've always paid, I should be allowed the same service I always have.

    Otherwise, fuck them. I'll pirate their shows if they're good enough, otherwise I'll find other ways to entertain myself.

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  146. Simple and Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't buy products that support that technology. They can't affect current models so they will have to implement it in future products. Just don't buy them. There will always be manufacturers that make money on selling TV tuners that don't implement this technology. There will always be 3rd party tuners that you will be able to substitute for the crap ones that implement this disastrous technology.

  147. I think I'd have more luck at posting by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 1

    if I submitted an article from the previous day rather than something, you know, not from the previous day.

  148. This could go so wrong.... by CyberLife · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here's a scenario. A small chiild wakes up in the middle of the night and walks into the living room where the parents are watching TV. While there, a Girls Gone Wild ad comes on the screen, which the parents decide they don't want their child to see. With this technology, they'd be screwed. One would hope the power could simply be turned off, but what if that feature is disabled too? One would hope the TV could be unplugged, but what if TV manufacturers start installing batteries or capacitor-banks to provide just enough juice to run the unit for a single commercial?

    There is a rule in user-interface design that says the user must always be in control. Unfortunately, the quest for bigger profits seems to be redefining who the user is, taking control away from the consumer and giving it to the producer.

    1. Re:This could go so wrong.... by spx · · Score: 1

      If they start to install batteries, Im sure (even myself being a parent of a small child) would end up destorying my TV rather than my child watch something like that. The 2 reasons we (this household) use Dish Networks is to; A avoid commericals at all cost, B record things we miss when we work too much. I think this is more insane than just about anything I have read on /. lately.

  149. Hello "kettel" ... it is me "pot" ... by mingrassia · · Score: 1

    >> I was visiting the US recently (from the UK) and tried to watch TV.
    >> I just couldn't bear it - the adverts were just so frequent and intrusive

    I guess it is just what you are used to ... when I was in the UK last year (from the US) I could not believe how many times that damn "Crazy Frog" commercial popped up ... about twice each commercial break ... after a while you just want to slit your wrists ;-)

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    1. Re:Hello "kettel" ... it is me "pot" ... by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      That bloody advert: it has at least become synonymous with bad pop culture, anyway. The adverts on commmercial channels over here are definitely getting worse, as the commercial stations fight for revenue and find every loophole in the regulations. At least there's always the BBC, though - every time I tried to watch PBS they seemed to be begging for money.

  150. they forgot a feature by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    they forgot one important feature: the TV doesn't tie you to your seat during the commercials... it also doesn't catch you and bring you back to the dumbening if you left the room before the commercials started...

    why don't TV stations just take hostages and force them to watch commercials?
    I say I'd rather NEVER watch ANY tv broadcast again than obeying to this dictatorship - cause that's what this is!

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  151. Exact same thing occured to me by CGameProgrammer · · Score: 1

    This technology makes it impossible to flip through channels because many of them would be showing commercials and you'd be forced to wait several minutes for them to end. So instead of flipping through 20 channels in 20 seconds, it can take one hour.

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  152. Re:30 seconds into the future...YOU WILL WATCH! by pUr3d0xYk · · Score: 1

    /me snags patent on Device That Monitors Eyelid State, making possible regulations against closing one's eyes to shut out advertising. Repeat violators will pay a Per-Blink Fee. (I'll be nice and let somebody else have the Anti-Earplug patent.)

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  153. RTFA People ! by CodeArtisan · · Score: 1

    On Wednesday, company officials issued a statement that noted the technology also enables the opposite: allowing viewers to watch television without advertising. The intention was never to force viewers to watch ads against their will, the company said of the technology.

    "We developed a system where the viewer can choose, at the beginning of a movie, to either watch the movie without ads, or watch the movie with ads," the company stated. "It is up to the viewer to take this decision, and up to the broadcaster to offer the various services."

    The company also said it had no plans to use the technology in any of its products.

    Philips wanted to provide the technology and seek the patent only as part of the broader developments within the industry, Philips spokesman Andre Manning said.


    As well as the dark side, it's power can be used for good.

    1. Re:RTFA People ! by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "As well as the dark side, it's power can be used for good."

      Speaking of RTFA, the "allowing users to watch television without advertising" line refers to people who pay extra not to have commercials. Or were you just being funny?

  154. Hey, thats g00d! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TFA says they will NOT implement this. They just created patent, effectively denying others from implementing such a thing without royalties to them.
    BTW what happens if somebody powercycle TV? Box must memorize channel number and allow restoring only this when back on. Huge disadvantage - you cant turn on channel you want, only that you watched yesterday and then switch, if or when ad-block is over. OTOH if they didnt go that far - powercycling is trivial method to circumvent this.

  155. Counter-Patent by TomRC · · Score: 1


    A device and method for detecting the signal in a video stream indicating that a commercial is about to begin, which will immediately cause the channel to change prior to the establishment of "commercial lock".

    I think MY patent will be a lot more popular than THEIR patent... :P

  156. I sent them a note about this... by robophobe · · Score: 1

    I sent Philips a note and here's the reply:

    Hi Jeffrey,

    Thanks for the note.

    Unfortunately, the initial reports were inaccurate.

    Please see our statement, that we issued on Wednesday after the first media reports, below, as well on our own website:
    http://www.usa.philips.com/about/news/section-1352 7/article-14677.html

    Andre A STATEMENT FROM PHILIPS ELECTRONICS REGARDING US PATENT APPLICATION
    #20060070095 - CONCERNING TELEVISION VIEWING AND ADVERTISING COMMERCIALS

    New York, United States, April 19 2006. To clarify any confusion regarding the intent of this application, Philips stated,
    "Inventors from Royal Philips Electronics (Philips) filed a patent application, as yet not granted, that enables watching a television movie without advertising. However, some people do want to see the ads. So, we developed a system where the viewer can choose, at the beginning of a movie, to either watch the movie without ads, or watch the movie with ads. It is up to the viewer to take this decision, and up to the broadcaster to offer the various services.

    Philips never had the intention to force viewers to watch ads against their will and does not use this technology in any current Philips products, nor do we have any plans to do so."(emphasis is mine)

    For further information, contact:

    United States
    Andre Manning
    Director Corporate Communications Philips Electronics North America
    Global & Europe:
    Caroline Kamerbeek
    Director Communications Philips Intellectual Property & Standards

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  157. How it works: by AusIV · · Score: 1

    So apparently this technology works by playing the same articles commercials repeatedly with no actual content, so if you want to get any use of your slashdot television your only option is to watch the same thing over and over.

  158. amazing.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's amazing that they can come up with shit to make commercials worse than they already are. what they really need is technology/a law that forces commercials to be played at the same volume as the show you're watching. who the fuck thought that making my ear drums bleed by doubling the volume during commercials would make me want to buy the shit in the ads? im sure im not alone when i say that im LESS likely to buy that kind of crap, just out of principle. I also find it amazing that they don't want people using bittorrent/p2p to circumvent the commercials, but then they go and provide an even greater incentive to do so.

  159. tears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ** wiping away tears**

    Though a hardened New York IT girl its hard to stomach at&t tunneling their customer traffic through the NSA and SONY rootkiting PCs then Philips screwing TV remotes. Its sad aint it.

    Monica. NYC

    1. Re:tears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you single? Wanna go out?

  160. Next: Leashing viewers to chairs by rdean400 · · Score: 1

    Next up, broadcasters will get with La-Z-Boy for a chair with built in restraints that automatically activate during commercials, forcing the user to sit and watch commercials.

  161. Does anyone else here see by SoulRider · · Score: 1

    that if broadcasters spent a little less money trying to implement these stupid technologies and lobbying congress for more content protection that maybe, just maybe they may have more money? Could it be that the reason they are seeing less money is that they are spending way too much just trying to maintain control of an industry that was never controllable? Its not p2p downloading that is costing them so much money, its the shyster security people that have them dupped into thinking that everyone is just trying to steal their content.

  162. A patent on dupes? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Forces you to watch the same thing over and over again..

    Potential millions as every 70 and 80's sitcom will have to pay up.

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  163. MythTV by dimension6 · · Score: 1

    I didn't see any explicit support for MythTV. Does anyone know if it has support?

  164. Clearly, cable does not come close to covering by Ogemaniac · · Score: 1

    the bills. See HBO and its like for details. Nor does cable cover broadcast television.

    Sorry, but you need to contribute more time or money.

  165. Not bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read the last part from the article people.

    It's actually good news, as you can choose wheter you want ads or not. Only if you choose to have the ads (and probably pay less), then you are forced to watch them. This is good because providers will start offering deals on "no ads" packages for less, as long as there is some competition.

    Seriously, I think this is the next best thing to Ad-free TV.

  166. An Alternative by carcosa30 · · Score: 1

    How about this:

    How about I just won't watch their stupid-ass shows, their packaged, manipulative, commercialized news, their inane formulaic product placements masquerading as edgy dramas? 99.999% of this crap isn't even worth pirating, for free, without commercials, to watch in half a window during long compiles. So why in god's name would ANYBODY sit in a chair and watch it, even if they're not hijacking your set?

    How about I won't pay for cable channels which are, themselves, becoming more and more infested with ads?

    How about the entire media establishment go fuck themselves?

    Last time I watched TV was for about 3 days in September, 01. I don't intend to ever do it again.

    Although Hannity handing it to the Westboro Baptist Church lady was hilarious, I'll give it that:
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  167. Electrodes to the genitals by doesnothingwell · · Score: 1

    Commercials have a mild/pleasant charge, with a nasty suprise for deviant behavior. Where the hell did I put that patent application form ...

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  168. Forced Commercial Viewing by garylatman · · Score: 1

    As long as there is still an OFF button, I can reclaim my brainwaves!

  169. This was forseen by Atario · · Score: 1

    Read the prohesy.

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  170. They are already doing this right now ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

    Today the channels just coincide their ad breaks at the same time so that if you zap a channel you are caught by ads in another channel until you zap out only to be caught by yet some different ad in another channel. There is not much difference it seems, albeit the freezing thing is totally inacceptible.

  171. It depends who owns the patent by jesterzog · · Score: 1

    The more heavily patented (with associated royalties, etc) something is, the less likely it is that industry will actually use it...

    Not at all. As soon as someone owns a patent on it, there's someone to develop a more solid concept behind the technology (such as a specific implementation), and -- most importantly -- to market the idea.

    Contrary to popular belief in modern society, not all patent holders simply sit on a patent in the hope that someone might stumble on their vague idea. Some of them actually do what was expected of the patent system when it began, and try to develop their idea into a marketable product.

  172. Ways around... by vG_NeSS_Vg · · Score: 1

    1. Couldn't you turn it off for that span. 2. Couldn't you create something that turns it off when the signal gets too loud. 3. If all else fails, they don't own your plugin. Some days, I thing Truman had it easy...

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