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New Internet Regulation Proposed

bumgutts writes "Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has suggested a mandatory website self-rating system. The system, very similar to one suggested under Clinton's administration, would require by law all commercial websites to place 'marks and notices' on each page containing 'sexually explicit' content, with penalty up to 5 years imprisonment." From the article: "A second new crime would threaten with imprisonment Web site operators who mislead visitors about sex with deceptive 'words or digital images' in their source code--for instance, a site that might pop up in searches for Barbie dolls or Teletubbies but actually features sexually explicit photographs. A third new crime appears to require that commercial Web sites not post sexually explicit material on their home page if it can be seen 'absent any further actions by the viewer.'"

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  1. The defense moves by Nuskrad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not porn, it's art!

    1. Re:The defense moves by badfish99 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How did this get moderated "funny"? It's serious. Surely this law would have to ban nudes in art. The next step would then be to remove them from public display in museums.

    2. Re:The defense moves by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 5, Insightful

      From the article:

      The definition of sexually explicit broadly covers... close-ups of fully clothed genital regions.

      There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. It's all laid out right here. They want to criminalize something because it triggers a certain thought. A thought-crime if you will.

    3. Re:The defense moves by fallungus · · Score: 2, Funny

      So I guess the Victoria's Secret site is going to be illegal,too?

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    4. Re:The defense moves by spammeister · · Score: 1

      People still go to museums?

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    5. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people who have culture do

    6. Re:The defense moves by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Why remove nude art, when you can dress them!!!
      WASHINGTON (AP)
      -- No longer will the attorney general be photographed in front of two partially nude statues in the Great Hall of the Department of Justice.
      http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002/01/29/sta tues.htm

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    7. Re:The defense moves by AstrumPreliator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's called incrementalism. They see what they can get away with. If the public gets mad they'll back away and take a few more baby steps. Before you know it you're wonderful "Democracy" is dead and gone. Actually I'm pretty sure we're there already...

      On a separate note I have absolutely no clue why the the United States is so against nudity of any kind and how sex is such a hush-hush topic that parents can't even openly talk to their children about. I mean it's not as if nudity and propagation by means of sexual intercourse are natural or anything. Maybe the United States just wants to do away with sex all together and all offspring will be test tube babies. Think "Demolition Man" type society. Hmm... Have sex? Go to Jail! Comming in 2025!

    8. Re:The defense moves by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I hear ya. I'm curious, is accidental finding of 'nudity' on the web while surfing THAT big of a problem???

      Frankly, I very rarely come across pr0n on the web unless I'm specifically searching for it. My usual for normal MO for viewing normal content is to search through Google for terms about what I'm interested in, and hitting those links. I almost never hit a pr0n site that way...what are people doing that gets them nudity while innocently surfing around??

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    9. Re:The defense moves by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "..My usual for normal MO for viewing normal content"

      Geez, I gotta start hitting preview first. I meant, "my modus operandi for viewing normal non-pr0n content is to..."

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    10. Re:The defense moves by idontgno · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I hear ya. I'm curious, is accidental finding of 'nudity' on the web while surfing THAT big of a problem???

      You've obviously never clicked on a cleverly-hidden goatse link here, have you?

      Which is disturbingly on-topic. How does a forum/blog operator self-protect against posters violating the content regulation implied in this law? If your frontpage doesn't have a "warning: may contain pr0n" tag, and some troll posts tubgirl or something, are you screwed?

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    11. Re:The defense moves by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful
      From the article:

      The definition of sexually explicit broadly covers... close-ups of fully clothed genital regions.

      Gad! You've gotta be kidding me.

      This would outlaw the Sears catalog and Victoria's Secret catalogs, as well as Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit edition. (Though, the argument could made that the latter two are more like pr0n ;-)
      There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. It's all laid out right here. They want to criminalize something because it triggers a certain thought. A thought-crime if you will.

      I wish I could disagree with you on this, but I can't. If the US is going to define close-ups of fully clothed genital regions as sexually explicit, the US is now being ran by moral purists and fundamentalists no better than the Taliban.

      What next? Government mandated knee length skirts and an outlawing of tank-tops and makeup? This is absolutely scary.

      Time for a regime change methinks.
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    12. Re:The defense moves by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      So I guess the Victoria's Secret site is going to be illegal,too?

      See, this is the problem. Identifying types information is not the same as censoring it.

      I think it's incredibly valuable to have both the video game and movie rating systems. Yes, they're imperfect, but at least they give me a starting place. Ever try to rent anime for your 12 year old daughter? A whole lot of it isnt' rated. I had to start prescreening all of it after getting burned a couple of times by stuff that looked harmless on the cover.

      With sites like whitehouse.com, sanfransisco.com and others, people are often getting fed material they don't want. Requiring proper labling so people can make these choices for themselves is not only NOT censorship, but it's really just treating people respectfully.

      TW

    13. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey sugar,
      take a walk on the wild side
      hey babe,
      take a walk on the wild side

    14. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems to me that this ties to the legality of flashing people in public.

    15. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I hear ya. I'm curious, is accidental finding of 'nudity' on the web while surfing THAT big of a problem???


      Yes - it is. Do you have children? I would not like to find out my kids accidentally hit on some porn website of sorts.


      I don't get that pro-sex act everybody seems to be putting on nowadays - everything has to be seen as normal.


      The legal age set for sex is 18 in my country, as soon as my kids reach that age, they can do whatever they want. Prior, they will not engage in any form, virtual or otherwise.

    16. Re:The defense moves by SoulRider · · Score: 1

      Because this country was founded by people who would publically stone you just for talking about sex in public. Puritans are nothing more than evil disguised as good.

    17. Re:The defense moves by Ethan+Allison · · Score: 1

      Most people are aware that museums have nude art sections. I wouldn't oppose putting them behind a door or a curved wall or something, e.g. "hey, there's nude art back here, so if you don't want to see it don't go back here".

    18. Re:The defense moves by lbmouse · · Score: 1

      "Surely this law would have to ban nudes in art"

      No this law wouldn't. I do not agree with it, but all it really does is require warning labeling (like movies, cigarettes, wtc). Maybe we can find a possible silver-lining, if they get this law passed it might be difficult for them to try and ban this type of content in the future.

    19. Re:The defense moves by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You live in a fantasy land. Your kids will do what they will do unless you tie them to a bed or chain them to a radiator. You only THINK they will not do these things. They will do them anyway; you will be proven wrong.

    20. Re:The defense moves by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      That's what you think...

      for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction

    21. Re:The defense moves by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

      I hear ya. I'm curious, is accidental finding of 'nudity' on the web while surfing THAT big of a problem???

      I think it's an excuse many politicians make to their wives. Looks like one of them called their bluff.

    22. Re:The defense moves by fireweaver · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Historically, each and every one of these so-called obscenity laws (or propositions for same) has been put forth or sponsored by religious jackasses that think sex is (literally) the work of the devil. The kind of religious jackasses I'm talking about are the same mother-fuckers that helped land BushCo in office and they're demanding thier payback.

      I'm starting to wonder if excessively pious people should even be allowed to vote, considering that the dimunition of mental faculties seems to be directly related to a person's religiousity.

    23. Re:The defense moves by fireweaver · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Puritans are people whose view of the world is so narrow and constricted (like tunnel-vision) that the mere idea of people living in ways they do not approve of is appalling to them. We call them "puritans" here in the states, elsewhere they are called mullahs and talibans.

    24. Re:The defense moves by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is-- in the J.C. Penneys advertisement about two months ago, you could -clearly- see the panty model was shaved downstairs through her panties. And this was distributed in a national ad in my local newspaper.

      By virtue of this new law, that would be a crime.

      I wish they would get over their obsession with nudity- once you see a couple thousand naked people, it starts to lose its novelty value.

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    25. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hold on a second. Who said anything about banning content? This article is about labeling content. By providing more metadata, you make it easier to provide the correct content to the correct people. In other words, this system can be used to prevent children from viewing pornagraphic materials, and it can be used to help adults find pornographic materials. It is then up to the parent or individual consumer to do thier own filtering of content. This would just provide them with the means to do it.

      There is already an international rating association called ICRA http://www.icra.org/, which provides the necessary tools for voluntary site rating. Their system also provides the capability to label the context of a site, that is artistic, educational, or news etc. This solves the news issue raised in the article and the artistic issue raised in the parent.

    26. Re:The defense moves by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Surely this law would have to ban nudes in art.

      Not from what I've read about it. It would merely mandate that a webpage displaying artful nudity would have to be tagged as containing nudity.

      Like TV or video game ratings, it won't prevent enlightened adults from accessing any type of content. It will, on the other hand, give nutballs who don't want their children to know that the human body exists a way to take censorship into their own hands, and maybe stop petitioning the government to get involved on their behalf.

    27. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ICRA has posted a response to this issue. http://www.icra.org/press/dojresponse/

    28. Re:The defense moves by AnyoneEB · · Score: 1

      I guess I am not all that familiar with the topic, but isn't the anime rated at least by Japan's rating system if not your country's? Sure it's a bit different (I think they use ratings like 14+, 16+, 18+), but it would still be informative. Does the localized packaging just not have those ratings, so there is no easy way for you to find them out when looking for which one to rent?

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    29. Re:The defense moves by AstrumPreliator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And why is this? Do you think they may become social deviants if they watch porn or have sex? Or perhaps criminals? Murderers? Sex is healthy not only for the individual but for the species. I'm sorry you think sex is such a horrible act that no one under 18 can comprehend it without becoming corrupt.

      And as the other person who replied to you stated, you won't stop them. They'll have sex, look at porn, probably try smoking, maybe a bit of drugs, and I'm sure alcohol is in there somewhere. But hey, what's the worst that can happen by just keeping them sheltered in your warm arms? I mean aside from getting pregnant, getting an STD, becomming a smoker, drug addict, or alcoholic.

      At least use rational thought as a parent.

    30. Re:The defense moves by Skreems · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's not an incredibly healthy attitude, either. Sexual development can't just be put on hold until you as a parent "flip the switch". Sexual development happens over a long period of time, usually starting by 10 or 12 years old, or even younger. It's very natural for children to be curious about each others bodies, etc, and by the time you hit mid-teens, for males at least that develops into a draw towards pornography. Trying to block that completely will just make your kids repressed and immature when they finally get exposure.

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    31. Re:The defense moves by Skreems · · Score: 1

      It's a common misconception that Puritans were THAT repressive. Yeah, they didn't talk about sex in public, but they had healthy sex lives within marriage, and didn't view sex as something dirty or sinful. They just thought you should keep it within marriage, and it wasn't suitable dinner conversation. In a lot of ways, our culture today is MUCH more repressive than Puritan society was.

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    32. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not forget that animals are naked, and that flowers are plants' sex organs.

      Children should not be able to look at animals or flowers.

      Hey wait, does this only cover pictures, movies, and maybe sexually explicit stories? Can I put The Turn of the Screw up on my webpage? Deconstructionists say that the story is about Henry James' pedophilistic tendencies...

      What about people with teletubby fetishes?

      Actually, does anyone remember postal obscenity laws from about a century ago? They were designed to prevent companies from abusing the USPS by sending porn in the mail, supposedly (and that seems reasonable, right?) Trouble is, they were actually used to prevent women from finding out about birth control so that they could reclaim their lives from their husbands' desires to have lots of children. Check wikipedia for Margaret Thatcher.

      Interestingly, some anti-postal-obscenity laws are still around. A number of porn site operators are in jail for making fetish tapes that the Bush administration considers "disturbing". Some of this is violent stuff, but some of it was tubgirl stuff; not violent per se, and not to most people's liking, but created by consenting adults for the sale to other consenting adults.

      What about the recent kuro5hin article on performing self-abortions? This kind of stuff would of course disappear just as fast as "inappropriately labeled porn" if not faster. Thank god we have freenet... of course, notice i n the article that they want ISPs to start tracking customer activity to make it easier to perform criminal investigations...

      How about.. usenet? google cache? archive.org?

      Ooh! I have an idea! Why don't ISPs just warn their customers, "the internet has some naughty, sometimes even illegal, stuff on it, so beware!" Oh, wait, they already do... and it's not like people don't *realize* there's porn on the internet (ask any layman who hasn't used the internet if there's porn all over the net---he'll say yes unless he's lived in a hole for years).

      If it shows up, just click Back, or close it, or whatever. Parents can install local proxies and ad-blocking browsers. Personalize your internet with technology---don't force everybody else to agree with you by throwing people you disagree with in jail.

      When I was a kid, I actively sought out porn on the net. I think a lot of kids do. This isn't going to "save the kids." Christ, I used to go into book stores and buy ANATOMY BOOKS. Should we ban those?

      Forgive me for ranting... but stupidity tends to anger me.
      -os

    33. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The next step would then be to remove them from public display in museums.

      Or at least put pants on them!

    34. Re:The defense moves by geminidomino · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This would outlaw the Sears catalog and Victoria's Secret catalogs, as well as Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit edition. (Though, the argument could made that the latter two are more like pr0n ;-)

      Hey, be fair! The Sears "young miss" section was pr0n to many a resourceful young lad before the Net. ;)

    35. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that all parents feel that anyone who does not have children cannot possibly know what it's like to worry about a child? First, I have yet to "accidently" go to a porn site. Your kids may tell you it was accidental but it's not. If they are too young or not smart enough to know how to use the internet then they should not be on unsupervised anyways. Next, being pro-sex is not an act. I really do enjoy it. By the way, according to society, most sex acts are "not normal" even if they still do it in the privacy of their homes.And finally, in the US, the age of consent varies from state to state. I live in PA and I believe the age of consent here is 15 years. Keep in mind that is between individuals where all involved are under the age of 18.

    36. Re:The defense moves by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. You can always give them hormones. Estrogen can seriously hamper the activity of the male reproductive organs...

      (And come on - people who expect the state to rise their children for them aren't much better then parents who chemically enforce chastity until an arbitrarily chosen age.)

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    37. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You only THINK they will not do these things. They will do them anyway; you will be proven wrong.


      No, that's where you are wrong - my kids won't do those things. Why not? Because they do not get the chance!


      I drive them to school every morning, and pick them up. The school has an attendance record, which I check regularly. Not only that, but the school I have chosen also informs the parents as soon as they are not there.


      Second, my kids do not go out. At all. That means no after school activities (except for sports, where they are accompanied by either me or my spouse), no wandering off, no travelling and certainly no 'parties', or whatever that is.


      Furthermore, they know that if they step out of bounds, they get punished - punishment is key. Today's kids can get away with everything because nobody punishes them anymore.


      By 18, I hope they will have developed enough sense to keep on following these rules.


      As for the person who replied that sex is natural etc... What about "no sex until marriage"? I'm still a firm believer.

    38. Re:The defense moves by twofidyKidd · · Score: 1

      Word!

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    39. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why people should read this site:
      http://rejectshame.com/
      This person's views match what I think of the idiocy of organized religion's views that nudity == sex == bad.

    40. Re:The defense moves by cunts · · Score: 1
      With sites like whitehouse.com, sanfransisco.com and others, people are often getting fed material they don't want. Requiring proper labling so people can make these choices for themselves is not only NOT censorship, but it's really just treating people respectfully.
      Just to nitpick, whitehouse.com hasn't been a porn site for a couple of years now. Not familiar with the other site that you mentioned, but looking at archive.org it seems to have been a tourism website since July 2002.
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    41. Re:The defense moves by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "No, that's where you are wrong - my kids won't do those things. Why not? Because they do not get the chance!... Second, my kids do not go out. At all. That means no after school activities (except for sports, where they are accompanied by either me or my spouse), no wandering off, no travelling and certainly no 'parties', or whatever that is."

      Wow!! I don't know where to begin. While I agree with your general points on discipline, and punishment, etc. I feel so sorry for your kids!! They run a very distinct risk of not having very normal social skills at all...and they are in for some BIG surprises when they hit the 'real world'. I was raised in a pretty strict household, I was Church of Christ....and let's put it this way, we thought the Baptists were WAY to liberal. But, a kids going to do what a kid is going to do. I did rebel a bit after I got old enough....you get curious about booze, etc. I find that friends of mine that grew up knowing what things like that were, didn't see them at the big taboo thing to do when they finally got out from under the strong arm of the parents.

      But, that's not so much the point. I think with good parenting, and discipline and generation of respect...you can still let your kids out to socialize in the world. If you're taught them right, then they will do right while in the face of temptation. But, if they're artificially sheltered till age 18...and then tossed out into the real world, man, that's going to be a shocker. I would fear them being introverted to no end, and not being able to converse with people out there about what's going on in the world...etc.

      Hey, its your kids...I believe in parent's rights...and I don't like the govt. legislating morality or parenting, but, man...you seem a bit in the extreme, and I really hope in the end, your kids don't resent you horribly when they grow up for you depriving them of many of the fun things about being a kid....hanging out with other kids...heck, if you teach them right, and place trust upon them, they might be good example for other kids, ya know?

      As for the age of consent...that varies widely state to state...I don't know anywhere it is 18, but, that is possible. I'd heard Hawaii just recently raised it to 16 temporarily...it was age 14, the lowest in the US.

      No sex before marriage? Well, I think for those that choose that...it is amirable, but, personally? Well, I've found there are different levels of sex...some women are very repressed...and others really know how to put on a 'show' with you. I definitely believe in trying out the goods before you buy them. I believe marriage IS supposed to be for life, and I'd hate to think I got married and stuck with a woman that turned out not to like sex.

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    42. Re:The defense moves by DanaGoyette · · Score: 1

      I absolutely hate when people post porn avatars on tech forums. If I want porn, I will look for it explicitly! If I want tech news, then keeep your pr0n away from me!

    43. Re:The defense moves by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "You've obviously never clicked on a cleverly-hidden goatse link here, have you?"

      Actually, I did get hit once with both a goatse and a tubgirl. Neither was pleasant, nor all that traumatic.

      I learned shortly after that to look closer at links before I click them...

      And I never said I NEVER hit pr0n accidentally. But, it is VERY rare that I hit it when not specifically looking for it, and I am on the web ALL day. I'm constantly reading articles, researching work and personal topics, etc....so, it isn't like I would have a chance of hitting it if it were that easy.

      And again...none of this will warp your mind beyond recovery if you do accidently hit a site and are exposed to a boob, penis or God help you, and Goatse....

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    44. Re:The defense moves by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering how they are going to define close-ups of fully clothed genital regions; will web content providers have too pixelate every picture from the waist down to insure somebody isn't going to zoom in on some camel toed picture of britney spears or jesica simpson just to be safe? Seems like they show things on broadcast TV that would be illegal on the web.

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    45. Re:The defense moves by JasonKChapman · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I think it's incredibly valuable to have both the video game and movie rating systems. Yes, they're imperfect, but at least they give me a starting place.

      They are also voluntary systems. There is no law against putting out an unrated film. There is no law against using deceptive advertising for film content. Look how many Hollywood films promise to be interesting or funny or exciting when they're really just dull rehashes of the same crap that stunk the first time around.

      If the pr0n industry wanted to adopt the system as described on a voluntary basis, no one would care. Giving it the force of law and setting up some federal board as the arbiters is dancing on the edge of a slippery cliff.

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    46. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YHBT. HAND.

    47. Re:The defense moves by icestorm487 · · Score: 1

      I goes back to the days of the pilgrims. They were puritans and had really wierd ideas about some things. And sometimes they did contradictory wierdness such as sacking.

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    48. Re:The defense moves by bhaberman · · Score: 1

      You mean Margaret Sanger

    49. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Maybe the United States just wants to do away with sex all together and all
      > offspring will be test tube babies. Think "Demolition Man" type society.

      I've seen other comments reference Orwell's type society, and don't remember test tubes as much as I remember romace was illegal. And with all the overt survelliance in Britian (and the fact that the original title of 1984 was The Last Man in England), compared with the covert servelliance in America (the New World), I kinda wonder why people don't compare America to Huxley's Brave New World instead of 1984.

      Makes more sense to me. Anything bad is illegal, such as pain (even of childbirth) and sadness (even of unrequited love). The Administrators are bred to be free of corruption, the Technicians are bred to have fine control of systems but no leadership abilities nor the strength to oppose leadership, and Workers are fed a drug called Soma in order to keep from freaking out since their lives are all work which is miserable and misery is illegal. Ultimately, this utopia begins to fail, a Savage is brought in to try and explain why people are miserable even with all these systems and laws to prevent misery, it turns out that top Administrators hid their corruption and the Savage is a love-child (double-minus ungood), and the whole thing repeats itself with the Assistant Administrator getting corrupted by love.

      -whew-

      I think I got it right from memory. And I see more of that faux-utopia evolving in the States than I do a 1984 faux-utopia (which really wasn't presented as a utopia; faux or otherwise).

      And yet I have hope, oddly. Because in the real world the Administrators, all of them, don't bother to even hide their corruption; the Technicians do have balls and effect change thru resistance (from time to time), and all the bread and ponies (Soma) in the world merely raises the bar of an unattainable happiness in perpetituity so there's a constant state of freaking out rather than a supressed-then-explode freak out as happens in Huxley's society.

      Then again, Huxley mentions genetic breeding to achieve the "lawful" roles in the three caste system, yet conditioning the populace to accept corruption in administration as "the way things work" in politics could very well be a genetic breeding most insidious.

    50. Re:The defense moves by clarkcox3 · · Score: 1
      Second, my kids do not go out. At all. That means no after school activities (except for sports, where they are accompanied by either me or my spouse), no wandering off, no travelling and certainly no 'parties', or whatever that is.

      Unless you're a troll, then you, sir or ma'am, are warping your children. Your children will grow up, devoid of social skills, and will not be able to function in the real world (having never been exposed to it).

      I have known many people whose parents had the same attitude that you espouse here. Every single one of them degenerated into a mess of sex and drugs the instant they were set free after high school; they simply hadn't learned to regulate their emotions and impulses, nor did they know how to form healthy interpersonal relationships. Their parents, like you, had simply not given them the chance to grow up.

      To expect such a child to "have developed enough sense to keep on following these rules" by the time they turn 18 is absurd; Once they are out from under your thumb, they will do everything humanly possible to escape from those rules.

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    51. Re:The defense moves by Tearfang · · Score: 0

      The feds already define porn in magazines in a way that isn't all inclusive. It is being done. It can be done. Sure you have disagreement around the edges, but the results have hardly been prudish. Maxim commonly features 'artful' nudes and does not loose its non-porn status because of it. There is no reason to think that the process of defining porn will change.

    52. Re:The defense moves by AstrumPreliator · · Score: 1

      Do you even know what parenting is? After the age of 8 or so you're supposed to stop trying to protect them and start teaching them how to protect themselves. You, as a parent, are responsible for bringing them into society as a good person. By sheltering them so much you are doing your children and society a huge disfavor. They won't make the transition into the real world smoothly and it won't be pretty.

      Tell me something, when they turn 18 and they go off to college will you or your spouse accompany them? Or maybe they will join the military and you'll go with them there. Or perhaps they'll go straight to industry. Whatever the case I highly doubt you or your spouse will be around to think for them and keep tabs. So what will they say when a coworker hands him some cannabis? Or maybe some heroin? They don't know how to say no, you never taught them. The only thing you taught your children was how to be dependent on you. Now I'm not saying that this will happen, but it is a possibility and a grim one at that.

      As a parent you need to know that they will make mistakes, they will do bad things, and they will get into trouble. The key is to teach them how to learn from their mistakes. You also need to teach them self-control and self-reliance as well as other much needed social skills. I do agree with you on punishing them when they screw up. But from the sounds of it they can't screw up, you don't even give them the chance!

      As far as the sex bit, I'm not sure I follow your logic. I never said you should let them go out and have an orgy. Abstinence is a personal preference and I support it if you choose to go that route. But sex is surely a natural thing to do, be it before or after marriage. Safe sex is still something you need to teach them though. And for the record I don't think the schools should teach this because the parents won't, it's not their job.

      I don't want to come off as telling you how to raise your children even though I know that's what it sounds like and I apologize for that. I'm just trying to give you some advice that you might take into consideration.

    53. Re:The defense moves by operagost · · Score: 1
      On a separate note I have absolutely no clue why the the United States is so against nudity of any kind and how sex is such a hush-hush topic that parents can't even openly talk to their children about.
      No, it's not.

      Sorry, but I can't allow summary judgements be made by high-ID Slashdotters without protest. Obviously we're not against nudity of any kind here as you can get magazines with nude pictures in them from most any bookstore, newsstand, or library; see nude art in museums; see nude people in movies and on cable TV...

      What I think many people DO want to do is decide when and how to introduce the biological and emotional facets of sexuality to children instead of having that decision forced on them by the state, the mass media, public schools, or special interests. I, myself, can't see why anyone wouldn't want to introduce their children to the physiological differences between males and females at a pretty early age and explain the sexual details a little later-- hopefully a good while before puberty shocks them-- but I won't push those ideals on other parents who insist on procrastinating to their children's detriment.

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    54. Re:The defense moves by operagost · · Score: 1
      no travelling and certainly no 'parties', or whatever that is.
      You blew your troll right there.
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    55. Re:The defense moves by AstrumPreliator · · Score: 1

      I fail to see how my high ID makes any difference in this matter. However, I do see your point, although I think you missed part of mine.

    56. Re:The defense moves by AstrumPreliator · · Score: 1

      Very interesting post. I've never read the book which you mentioned but you've piqued my interest, I might pick it up this weekend, thanks =).

    57. Re:The defense moves by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      The biggest reason that voluntary systems exist is because of wide adoption in the industries in question. With the video game rating system, congress was on the verge of mandating ratings when the industry decided to do their own in a (successful) atempt to avoid burdensome government regulation. So far, the the only thing the internet porn industry has volunteered to do is decieve the consumer.

      I don't really care if it's a voluntary or government mandated rating system on the web, but I'm getting sick and tired of mistyping URLs and finding porn, especially at work. I hate the fact that my daughter is subject to finding porn if she's looking for ponies (OMG!) or bicyles on the web. I'm not asking for censorship and I'm not asking to make it difficult to get to porn, all I'm asking for is good, honest lableing so I can avoid it if I want to.

      Hell, I'm a consumer of porn too. I'm looking forward to porn.google.com where I can type in "redhead" and not get a bunch of other junk. That'll never happen unless we get some honest lableing.

      TW

    58. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but that site can not "help" me - I'm not religious. My views are my own, not those of a non-existent spook.

    59. Re:The defense moves by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "YHBT. HAND."

      I don't know what that means??? Please translate?

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    60. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, it was a shock for me too when I entered the "real world", because that's how my parents raised me. And I turned out fine, so I'm doing the same with my kids, even though times have changed.


      I do realise that my way of thinking is considered (very) extreme by most by todays standards, but it does not bother me - I'm just trying to do the right thing.


      As I said before: I've been raised the same. I do not smoke, do not drink, have never done drugs and I've never missed one of those because I don't know them. My father used to say "if I ever catch you smoking, I'll kick you out - do worse, and I'll kill you". I've always had the feeling he meant that, and now I have kids of my own, I can see why he was so serious about it. I've never said it myself to my kids, because those words stuck by me a bit too harshly...


      As for sex before marriage: sex to me is only a way to procreate. Besides the few times my wife and I had sex in order to get children, I've never had sex with my wife. We don't miss it, that's our way of life. And yes, I know this may sound very extreme to most people, certainly in this day and age. But why do something you don't want to do?

    61. Re:The defense moves by BVis · · Score: 1

      Maybe they weren't like that about that one specific topic.. but it's far more relevant to this conversation that the Puritans were people who got kicked out of England for being too uptight...

      Takes some doing, IMHO.

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    62. Re:The defense moves by Skreems · · Score: 1

      not so much uptight, as forceful in preaching and pushing their beliefs on others whether they wanted to hear it or not. and THAT has definitely carried through into American culture :-)

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    63. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oops, yeah... Maggie Thatcher is, um, QUITE a different individual. lol.

    64. Re:The defense moves by suv4x4 · · Score: 1
      How did this get moderated "funny"? It's serious. Surely this law would have to ban nudes in art. The next step would then be to remove them from public display in museums.

      And further steps to follow:

      • Plugging the Analog Hole by having cameras detect nudity and refuse to take photos.
      • Sewing the clothes to people's skin with 5 to 15 years jail time threatening those who dare to take it off
    65. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "I hate the fact that my daughter is subject to finding porn if she's looking for ponies (OMG!) or bicyles on the web."


      There is a really simple solution for this - KEEP YOUR DAUGHTER OFF THE WEB!!!


      How hard can THAT be?


      It's always the same - my son is looking for porn, my daughter stumbled on an adult website, yada yada yada... While it's the PARENTS who are bone-idle gits who stick their offspring behind the TV or computer.


      No offense ;)

    66. Re:The defense moves by tacocat · · Score: 1

      I don't think it will be a problem for nude art. Most museums don't put the paintings on the street, you have to go through the door. I don't think this is any different than the home page being an anteroom to the virtual museum.

      I think the basic intent here is valid, if you promote pornography, and most who do know that they do, then you should make an effort to identify yourself as such and not promote it through false pretenses. I don't think anyone is going to have a serious problem with distribution of pornography. It's the mis-representation and mis-direction that many sites rely on as a means of promoting their business.

      But I'm of the opinion that mis-representation of your content shouldn't stop at pornography. Informercial content is just as misleading.

    67. Re:The defense moves by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      I remember hearing somewhere about a girl who had been raised in a nudist colony, then attended a public junior high school. Her class watched a documentary about some third-world country in which the native women were topless, and she felt like she had to snicker with everyone else whenever this was shown in the documentary so her classmates wouldn't think she was weird.

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    68. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever considered that your kids may have a different reaction than you did to this particular parenting approach? After all, they are living in a different generation, and things have changed from when you were growing up. You yourself have even admitted that your methods may be considered extreme, and that should give you a clue. My prediction is that your kids will continue to grow up in this super-sheltered lifestyle you've preserved for them and when the time comes for them to survive on their own, they will be utterly lost and unprepared to deal with reality. It's actually a known fact that some exposure to "bad" things/experiences can actually improve future encounters with such things, for example, this is true with vaccinations, allergens, etc. A word to the wise sir, don't fuck them up too much!

    69. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      couldn't decide whether to mod this as +1 funny or -1 Frightening.

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    70. Re:The defense moves by badfish99 · · Score: 1
      Most people are aware that museums have nude art sections.

      Is that really how it works in the US? How bizarre! Here is Europe, museums contain all sorts of art, mixed together. I've never heard of anyone here wanting to avoid seeing the nudes.

    71. Re:The defense moves by Flendon · · Score: 1

      You got it. It has been a couple of years since I rented anime, but a few years ago most of the localized packaging had no ratings on them at all. If something had lots of tenticles involved you could bet it was a selling point on the box art, but other than that it was luck of the dice more often than not how much sex and nudity was involved.

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    72. Re:The defense moves by jesterzog · · Score: 1

      It's very natural for children to be curious about each others bodies, etc, and by the time you hit mid-teens, for males at least that develops into a draw towards pornography.

      Arguably even this is just a consequence of society repressing what children see. I'm pretty sure that a lot of naturists will claim that their children have few if any issues with porn, because there's nothing particularly special or unusual about nudity in the first place.

      Except for perhaps certain fetishes, the popularity of a lot of pornography seems to be a consequence of the taboo that society puts on it in the first place.

    73. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Get a fucking life, you faacist commie fag.
      2. I find religious sites much more offensive (and more corrupting of youth) than porno sites. Do you support a "religious site" rating system to prevent kids and other brainless boobs from being corrupted by religious fanatics?

    74. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Trying to block that completely will just make your kids repressed and immature when they finally get exposure."

      Exactly. All you have to do is look at the people who are trying to censor this stuff. Gonzales's predecessor (Ashcroft) actually covered up some bare-breasted statues. Besides sexual immaturity, a lot of it also has to do with christian fundamentalist repression. It demonstrates that religious fundamentalism is far more corrupting and dangerous than the occasional "wardrobe malfunction", or even the more hardcore stuff.

    75. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's dispicable. Your poor kids. Children who are repressed during their formative years, as yours are, are likely to overcompensate for it (by engaging in wild behavior) once they get out from under their over-domineering parents' thumbs. The type of abuse to which you are subjecting your children is far, far worse than almost anything that they are likely to encounter online.

    76. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for them to try and ban this type

      "try to ban".

    77. Re:The defense moves by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      None of those laws are proposed by people who think all pornographic content is exploitation? Or who think that it cheapens the act, turning lovemaking into mere vulgar hedonism? Feminists don't oppose it on the grounds that it is demeaning to women? Health workers aren't concerned about increased promiscuity spreading diseases? Filmmakers and artists aren't concerned about dilution of their market?

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    78. Re:The defense moves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ***MOD PARENT UP***
      Look at the time stamps- this was the first post about clothing the statues- how is that redundant???

  2. Kinda reminds me of.. by Dynamoo · · Score: 1

    Kinda reminds me of this old one. ;)

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  3. What ? by moro_666 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How exactly are they trying to enforce this ?

      I'd say that the sites that still want to expose erotical/sexual content, would just move 1 inch outside the US, probably Canada. So while all american sites and their revenues are hit bigtime (the search engines will definitely start to filter on this), the other countries get the profit.

      Every tenth poster about Madonna or Catherina Zeta Jones or any other female celebrity is somewhat sexual content.

      Since i'm not an american and i'm nowhere near US, it won't affect me, but it still seems enormously stupid idea. The motivation could be correct, but the implementation will suck.

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    1. Re:What ? by McGiraf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "The motivation could be correct, but the implementation will suck."

      That, my friend, is the definition of the USA.

    2. Re:What ? by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 5, Funny

      the sites that still want to expose erotical/sexual content, would just move 1 inch outside the US

      Hi, you must be new to American diplomacy.

    3. Re:What ? by clevershark · · Score: 1

      With the current Canadian government keen to bend over backwards (or forwards) to accomodate American policy, I wouldn't count on a Canadian location being much protection...

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    4. Re:What ? by lbrandy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Since i'm not an american and i'm nowhere near US, it won't affect me

      Instead of reading the the summary, thinking for 9 seconds, and posting as quickly as possible with the first kneejerk reaction you have, in order to get karma, you might want to consider reading the article. Among other things, this has been proposed before, it is also being considered in Australia (getting closer to home yet?) with the next logical step being that search engines will only (be forced to) index rated sites (effect you yet?), and the US will be able to use it's considerable clout to help get similar legislation passed around the world?

    5. Re:What ? by timeOday · · Score: 1
      I'd say that the sites that still want to expose erotical/sexual content, would just move 1 inch outside the US, probably Canada.
      Why would they do that? None of the proposed measures ban sexual content, and putting a notice on the pages is easy enough. And for those who are seeking it, labelling would actually make finding it easier. If you are saying revenues would take a hit from people who unwittingly get lured in and now would not, well I can live with that.

      I do agree, however, that a US-only law would have limited impact because it would only affect a fraction of all pages.

    6. Re:What ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't seem a bad idea. I don't think the US army is stupid enouth to use all those highly polluting ammunition that close to their homeland.

    7. Re:What ? by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You misspelt "hegemony".

    8. Re:What ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It works the other way too. In the case of capitalism and a free market economy: the motive (Greed) may suck, but the implementation isn't half bad. Well, rough around the edges, certainly, but for most of the nation, it's just spiffy-fun.

    9. Re:What ? by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      But without using a "Great Firewall of America", how are they going to prevent americans from using other search engines and other websites? Is that the way we're going?

    10. Re:What ? by cortana · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      Fences are necessary to prevent your sheep from wandering into a neighbouring field and getting all mixed up, maybe trading dangerous ideas.

      Do you feel safer now? baah

    11. Re:What ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ingnorance is bliss

    12. Re:What ? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      I don't see a problem with it as long as it is voluntary and mkaes use of a plug in in web browsers to specifically restrict access to selected sites i.e. parental controls.

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    13. Re:What ? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      I'd say that the sites that still want to expose erotical/sexual content, would just move 1 inch outside the US

      You are absolutely correct, but it's better then nothing. I do not have a positive/negative opinion about this law, but to say a law is worthless because someone could break the law outside the country is a poor argument. Pretty much anything that can be done on a computer can be done outside of this country - so does that mean we shouldn't have ANY computer laws? That would be silly. It will hinder some, and won't others.

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    14. Re:What ? by janrinok · · Score: 2

      it is also being considered in Australia (getting closer to home yet?) - No search engines will only (be forced to) index rated sites (effect you yet?) - No - the US cannot dictate what happens to search engines located outside the US (although many Americans think that they ought to be able to, but they are wrong!) US will be able to use it's considerable clout to help get similar legislation passed around the world - Rubbish. At school this would be called bullying. If that is what you would like the world to think of you then continue with the arrogant belief that you have the right to tell everyone else what to do. It won't take long for the opinion to spread. One of the big problems with the USA is that it 'thinks' that it has the right to be the world's policeman. It doesn't. The nice thing about democracy - no, not yours, real democracy - is that countries can decide for themselves what they want to do.

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    15. Re:What ? by moro_666 · · Score: 1

      nope, australia isn't anywhere near me. off by nearly 10 000 km i think ...

        i'm pretty much in the heart of europe. nobody will enforce one single united states law here. you're dillusional my friend, albeit very patriotic.

        an search engine in europe will index nicely all the websites of the free world and the american ones as well, exactly matching their content (so the marked u.s. sites will get a nice flag "sexual stuff").

        if you think that people won't go for the search engines that get the real content instead of america's "filter", you're wrong again. people want to get the stuff that they need, not the stuff that the american government thinks their people should get.

        honestly, if you think that anyone gives a lama's ass how you decide to shoot yourself in the foot with this, you're dead wrong. europeans actually think before they open their mouths, unlike your law makes as it seems.

        talking about a free and open country seems rather unfit for the united states right now. occupying foreign countries, limiting press freedom in them, limiting the content available to their own people in their own country ... to me this doesn't really seem like a highway to democracy nor freedom.

        but by your attitude, you'd fit right in (Y)

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    16. Re:What ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, there is no possibility that government operates in self-interest. Everything government does is derived from the best of intentions, and never for the benefit of the power elite. The fact that the US government of today dwarfs the US government of only 50 years ago, both in revenue and power over the people, is simply the natural result of those good-natured intentions. The fact that government yields incredible wealth for the power elite is not by design or intention, but simply by coincidence.

      Right. I'm with you all the way.

    17. Re:What ? by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2
      i'm pretty much in the heart of europe. nobody will enforce one single united states law here. you're dillusional my friend, albeit very patriotic.

      Recent history says otherwise. Take a look at all of the junk with patent law, copyrights (digital rights management), etc. An by the way, adoption of similar laws is a two way street. The US has also adopted legislation similar to European countries.

      an search engine in europe will index nicely all the websites of the free world and the american ones as well, exactly matching their content (so the marked u.s. sites will get a nice flag "sexual stuff").

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe the this is exactly what will probably happen in the US. The laws aren't forcing websites to take down content. They are forcing them to rate content. The search engines would take advantage of this and provide a label of some sort that sites contain sexual content. They'd probably go one step further and allow users to customize their search results by what type of content they want to see. Actually, I'd appreciate that feature now because there are many times when I'm searching for a topic with a keyword that seems to be commonly used by pr0n sites, and so my top results aren't very useful to me.

      if you think that people won't go for the search engines that get the real content instead of america's "filter", you're wrong again.

      The implied intent of the laws is not to force search engines to filter content. It's to provide consumers with a choice. People that want to see nudity will have no problem finding it (it might actually be easier). People that don't want to see it will be able to turn it off.

      people want to get the stuff that they need, not the stuff that the american government thinks their people should get.

      You actually think that people NEED pr0n? Well, maybe *you* need it. If so, then you should WELCOME these laws. The net result is that you'll be able to run a google search by keyword and tell it to include ONLY sexually explicit sites. You won't have to be bothered with all the other crap you're not interested in.

      honestly, if you think that anyone gives a lama's ass how you decide to shoot yourself in the foot with this, you're dead wrong. europeans actually think before they open their mouths, unlike your law makes as it seems.

      This very comment seems to provide evidence to the contrary.

      talking about a free and open country seems rather unfit for the united states right now. occupying foreign countries, limiting press freedom in them, limiting the content available to their own people in their own country ... to me this doesn't really seem like a highway to democracy nor freedom.

      Having lived in Europe for a while, and with frequent trips there now, I can absolutely assure you that if you believe the crap you are being fed by your news media is any more accurate than what Americans see, you're one naive sucker. The media is equally tuned on both sides of "the pond" to develop just the "mindset" in the sheep that the politicians want. Based on all of your comments, I'd say their efforts are working quite well.

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    18. Re:What ? by McGiraf · · Score: 2

      I ment the ORIGINAL intent.

    19. Re:What ? by spun · · Score: 1

      Good write up of the problem there. The author reminds me of many of my friends. During the 90s they were euphoric over the prospects of an age of universal freedoms brought on by the Internet.

      I was the cynic in the corner saying, "Do you guys not read history? What happened when the TV was invented? Radio? Film? The printing press? I'll tell you what happened, buncha optimistic folks like you said the world was gonna change, but big money came along and ruined it. That's what always happens."

      I'm not one to say I told you so but... wait, yes I am. I TOLD YOU SO!

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    20. Re:What ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US will be able to use it's considerable clout to help get similar legislation passed around the world - Rubbish. At school this would be called bullying. If that is what you would like the world to think of you then continue with the arrogant belief that you have the right to tell everyone else what to do.

      The fact is that this is the way the world works. When the US says "jump", its allies say "how high?".

      Just look at the FTA with Australia. There was minimal benefit to Australia, and massive benefits to the US. Why was this negotiated? Because it was "good for the US/Australia alliance". This was exactly the same reasoning given for Australia going into Iraq.

      Voters were turned off Australia's last Labor leader because they were afraid that he did not kowtow to the Americans enough (although it is good he wasn't elected, since it has since been revealed that he is totally insane).

      If a country knows what is good for it, it does what the US says. Otherwise it is cut out of the intelligence loop and loses access to valuable US Government contracts.

    21. Re:What ? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Gods I hate that word. It always makes me want to play Star Control 3 (where the bad guys are the "Hegemonic Crux")

    22. Re:What ? by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

      Regarding your sig.
      "Brevity is the soul of wit"
      and the challenge in this case.

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    23. Re:What ? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      i'm pretty much in the heart of europe. nobody will enforce one single united states law here. you're dillusional my friend, albeit very patriotic.

      There are many laws that America and UK share in common. Don't forget that US and UK are both extradition countries. Don't forget that US and UK have many treaties/compacts/etc that allow for a law from one country to apply in another. So if your UK business deals with US customers then your UK business better follow the US rules or else the UK police is going to haul your butt to the next plane heading for a US prison near me :)

      an search engine in europe will index nicely all the websites of the free world and the american ones as well, exactly matching their content (so the marked u.s. sites will get a nice flag "sexual stuff").

      You don't want this? Good god why not? I surf for pr0n all the time, and I hate getting websites that are "stop viewing pr0n, it is bad for you". I would rather click a box and ONLY find sites that I am interested in finding.

      if you think that people won't go for the search engines that get the real content instead of america's "filter", you're wrong again. people want to get the stuff that they need, not the stuff that the american government thinks their people should get.

      Nobody is telling you what you need, they are just trying to make it easier for you to filter the data. Also, as far as the search engines go, if you happen to use a search engine like Google - then yea, you will be subject to any changes in American search engines because Google is an American company.

      honestly, if you think that anyone gives a lama's ass how you decide to shoot yourself in the foot with this, you're dead wrong. europeans actually think before they open their mouths, unlike your law makes as it seems.

      Yes, a shining example right here. Not to mention you are derailing your entire argument by going for the cheap shots against the people, not the topic at hand. You have insulted Americans in your post multiple times. You should redirect your statements to the proposed law at hand, not calling people names.

      talking about a free and open country seems rather unfit for the united states right now. occupying foreign countries, limiting press freedom in them, limiting the content available to their own people in their own country ... to me this doesn't really seem like a highway to democracy nor freedom.

      You mean the UK is not in Iraq? I am pretty sure they are. You may want to check with Tony.

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    24. Re:What ? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      >the next logical step being that search engines will only (be forced to) index rated sites

      Talk about the law of unintended consequences. Only porn pages would be required to be rated:
      >place "marks and notices" to be devised by the Federal Trade Commission on each sexually explicit page
      >Web site operators posting sexually explicit information must place official government warning labels on their pages

      If search engines only indexed pages with ratings on them then it would be impossible to find anything except porn.

    25. Re:What ? by Braino420 · · Score: 1

      Haha, speaking of knee-jerk reactions... that's not what the parent was saying at all. I know, you were just dying to say something about Team America: World Police. Next time you might want to actual read what he has said, not what you want him to say... Oh ya, and HTML tags are good.

      Among other things, this has been proposed before, it is also being considered in Australia

      I really have no idea how that turns into the US forcing its will on Australia. Maybe if I put on the Troll Goggles too?

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    26. Re:What ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost. I'd call it the definition of US politics. Or liberal policies. See "affirmative action" (reverse-racism to attempt to enforce fairness against an alleged wrong) or "welfare" (turn the lower class into paid slaves - sure they get money, but it's not enough, it lets them be lazy, and in return they are expected to pay you back in votes), ad nauseum.

      Ahh, but why do I even try. As an AC posting libertarian sentiment on /. I know it will never be seen ...

    27. Re:What ? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am an American, and I could certainly take offense to your +5 Insightful remark, however I won't because you still got it wrong. The implementation will probably be quite impressive, from a technological perspective (just a dedicated Web crawler and associated new Justice Department bureaucracy to manage the fines and press related charges against offending site operators) but the motivations are most definitely not correct, as the GP put it. I'm not sure if this is a matter of misguided right-wing pseudo-Puritanism or a simple Federal power grab, or something worse, but any way you slice it the motives aren't pure, you can bet your case buck on that.

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  4. Re:Hell's frozen over! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No its not just you. That does indeed seem like reasonable legislation. Porn on the net has gotten way out of control.

  5. Re:Hell's frozen over! by hector_uk · · Score: 1, Funny

    this is bad because it would make goatseing someone a prosecutable crime with serious consequences, for example if this were so i would of been prosecuted when i set my schools homepage as www.sch.on.nimp.org (dont click if your useing IE it'll fuck you up, heck fuck you, click it if you use IE, you deserve it, fuckers.)

  6. What happened to that freedom thing? by CaptCommy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    While it sounds like a decent idea, I'm really all for the whole uncensored and unregulated internet. It's more interesting to me to see what people do with the total freedom granted to them. The more stuff like this that's get passed, the closer we move to real censorship. Okay, so I know I probably sound like I just put a fresh bit of tinfoil on this morning, but I really like my internet the way it is.

    1. Re:What happened to that freedom thing? by someone300 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      An uncensored internet is great, but for things like schools and libraries, enforcing metadata to be sent along with page requests describing the content of the page is probably a good idea. Provided it's not actually censoring.. it should be left up to the admin of the network/computer. The worry is that ISPs might start doing blanket censoring with proxies, so they can say "We're supportive of the good old fashioned right-winged Christian American family."

      The PICS ratings and stuff always seemed like a good idea, considering the majority of well funded (more advertising) porn sites aren't trying to serve their pages to 5 year old kids, but it never really took off. Anyway, isn't IE the only browser that supports this sort of thing? Probably a way to block it off from squid or something though.

    2. Re:What happened to that freedom thing? by ivan256 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lucky for you, the AG has no role in the law making process whatsoever. There are much louder voices in the lobbying process, too. You're only hearing about this instead of the 500 other things he did yesterday because it's unpopular. If it makes it into law, it's not the AG's fault; it's congress' fault.

    3. Re:What happened to that freedom thing? by mizhi · · Score: 1
      It's more interesting to me to see what people do with the total freedom granted to them.


      Because goatse.cx was truly an inspiration to anal stretchers the world over. I mean, let's face it, given total freedom, people come up with some pretty depraved stuff.

      Yes, I know that they also come up with amazingly inspired stuff; but that's not what lawmakers are looking at when they draft this type of legislation.
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    4. Re:What happened to that freedom thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have a ratings system for movies. Why not have one for the internet? Sure would simplify parental blocking capabilities... browsers would eventually just have a rating feature built in that could be pw protected. Sure would make it easier to block pr0n sites from average users on corporate systems.

      This actually solves A LOT of problems at once, and I have no problem with it IN PRINCIPLE. I mean, does anyone really have a problem with the ratings system for movies (except that some would claim that it's too lenient?) This caused some minor inconvenience for me when I was 16, but I haven't minded much since then.

      Pragmatically, though... this opens a nasty can of worms... like the ridiculous amount of beauracracy necessary to check up on the rating accuracy.

      That's it: we need a new "Department of Internet Ratings Security." That'll solve everything.

    5. Re:What happened to that freedom thing? by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

      Most of the time someone tries to keep people on their network from viewing objectionable content, somebody screams censorship, and somebody else pounces on him, saying that it's not censorship unless the government is doing it. But libraries and schools get a lot of funding from state governments. Heck, in my state it's mandatory for schools to contract to some company to tell kids what they can and can't see (not just porn, but some political sites, gaming, email, and occaisionally Wikipedia). I think it is actually, honest-to-goodness censoring. For some people, if you can't get it on the library computer, you can't get it period.

    6. Re:What happened to that freedom thing? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      What if a store has copies of Hustler behind a piece of black plastic that blocks the cover art, and has a sign that says "For sale to people over 18 only"?

      Is that an abridgement of freedom? If so, why? It doesn't shut down Hustler or prevent Hustler customers from buying it.

      How is the proposed mandatory-labeling legislation different? Aren't there already laws against giving porn to minors?

      The downside I can see is that an abusive government could abuse people by tweaking the definition of "sexually explicit". For example, there are some bizarre people who want to suppress information about birth control and STD prevention. One of those people, if we were foolish enough to put him in power, could prosecute Planned Parenthood for not putting a "porn" label on a page showing how to put on a condom.

    7. Re:What happened to that freedom thing? by init100 · · Score: 1

      I'm really all for the whole uncensored and unregulated internet.

      I agree. With each such idea brought up by american politicians, the idea of the US as the "land of the free" looks more and more hollow. But then I'm in Europe, so americans might view me as biased. :)

    8. Re:What happened to that freedom thing? by someone300 · · Score: 1

      Here it's the same, pretty much. They have some McAffee or Norton thing that restricts pages about sex, porn, gambling, online shopping, gaming, religion, drugs, alcohol, downloads, guitar tabs, email, chat, image search, bad language, "portal sites" (isn't every site pretty much a portal site)...

      Thanks to the pro-MS attitude in the schools, they also block off many free/opensource software sites - even ones that offer no downloads, but just serve information. They're blocked as "User defined category 0".

      This sucks for many reasons: often one needs to look up stuff about controversial issues (religion, drugs, slavery), and it will usually be blocked off. I don't know their motivation for blocking these sort of sites. Maybe it's political correctness or "Think of the children" type stuff. Yeah, of course nobody in our school has ever had a drink...

      It seems to go along with the attitude in todays society of protecting the kids by restricting what they can do and see. I'm only 16, but whatever happened to parents talking to their kids and just trying to get them to behave responsibly? What's going to happen to to kids when they suddenly get released from the "Under 18" restrictions and the power goes to their head, without them having any childhood training in acting responsibly? I'm not pro-child abuse or anything - I just think that parents should only restrict things when they have a reason to do so, for instance if the child abused the home computer by looking up porn (if parents think that is bad)... give the child space to embrace their rights and responsibilities, then see how they handle it.

      Anyway, surely if you're never exposed to anything violent, then when you're 24 and you first see a violent slasher horror film, then it's going to have the same effect as if you were 12 and had just seen your first horror film, except now you are out of the control of your parents. Some film about serial killers might make this 24 year old go "Hmm yeah that sounds like a good idea", but if he was with his parents when he was first exposed, then his parents might have diffused it by explaining about right vs wrong. That is, rather than just pretending to the kid there's no such thing as wrong.

      Ok.. that might have been a little bit melodramatic, but my point is that just restricting everything kids can see is probably a stupid idea, unless they censor everything and people grow up brainwashed and unable to think for themselves... wait.. that sounds like Nazi Germany ;)

      I think that pornographic and violent imagery is probably a good thing to deny on public internet points, because it'd be very distracting if the person next to you was searching S&M and occasionally re-shuffling their trousers, trying to hide the thrill they're getting off of looking at porn in public.... Plus it's not really a free speech like thing. (Though artistic erotica would be a difficult one to decide)

  7. boobies by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Fark 'boobies' tag finally gets the nationwide recognition it deserves...

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    1. Re:boobies by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 2, Informative

      Where have you been? Fark doesn't have a 'boobies' tag anymore. They moved all the adult stuff to a seperate URL, foobies.com.

    2. Re:boobies by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      In all honesty, I havne't been to Fark for a few years. I just couldn't pass up the opportunity for a cheap joke.

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    3. Re:boobies by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      And everything on *that* site has the "boobies" tag. So I've heard.

      Though, I could swear that I saw a SFW "boobies" on the main page within the last month or so, but I'm not reading through the archives to find it...

    4. Re:boobies by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1
      Where have you been? Fark doesn't have a 'boobies' tag anymore. They moved all the adult stuff to a seperate URL, foobies.com.


      It still has a Boobies tag if you're a TFer. Even the Foobies.com links have Boobies tags.

  8. Re:Hell's frozen over! by kryten_nl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're going insane.

    This won't work, unless it's an international standard. That's just never going to happen....

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  9. uh, search? by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All you have to do is know one name, one word even, and any search anywhere will return adult material. Are they gonna put something in front of that? How about just typing in a url that goes to some detail page beyond the index page? Blocking all of that takes a trememdous amount of work... way harder than just "watch your kids" and "tell them about what's there". Any kid can go into a bookstore and see books with adult material in them, in fact you can go to any commercial big-box bookstore (barnes + noble, etc) and you'll see a slew of underage kids in the adult book area. We're just people, people!

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    1. Re:uh, search? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, I've turned up racy stuff when innocently looking up the blandest of search terms, and, more rarely, I've not realized it until after clicking on the link and visiting the page. It's educational -- I've learned of some rather surprising homonyms and synonyms for sexual activities and objects. It is also useful because I now know not to ask students to "search for X and Y" without adding a couple more qualifiers to the search.

    2. Re:uh, search? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      >How about just typing in a url that goes to some detail page beyond the index page? Blocking all of that takes a trememdous amount of work

      Eh? Redirect to the "click here if you didn't get to a porn site by accident" page and have that page set a cookie.

      The thrust (sorry) of the proposed legislation seems to be preventing deception and accidents. Walking into the adult section at Barnes and Noble is a positive action, in contrast to getting tricked into clicking a goatse link. Indeed, the publicly stated purpose is
      >"prevent people from inadvertently stumbling across pornographic images on the Internet"

      I don't trust anyone to draft the actual legislation wisely or to match Gonzalez's statments but that's a separate issue

  10. I generally don't like Gonzales by El+Cubano · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Note: I am a conservative, but I still don't like most of what Gonzales does.

    A third new crime appears to require that commercial Web sites not post sexually explicit material on their home page if it can be seen 'absent any further actions by the viewer.

    This one actually makes sense. I have young students that occasionally search for school-related things using Google. Some of the sites that come up are questionable at best. I apprecite those webmasters that have the decency to place a warning and no explicit material on their portal page. Even better are those that make you agree to view the content and set a cookie. That way no matter what page you enter to (since Google doesn't give preference on most searches to a home page as opposed to one deep in the site), the cookie is checked and you get the "agree/disagree" page no matter what.

    However, it seems a bit unenforcable. I mean, what about websites overseas? What about websites overseas operated by American's? What about websites in the US operated by foreigners? I think that there are still too many unresolved questions about jurisdiction on the Internet. I would think that as a lawyer, Gonzales would understand that. This is something that depends on the goodwill of the webmasters, much like most other things on the 'net.

    1. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      I have young students that occasionally search for school-related things using Google. Some of the sites that come up are questionable at best.

      So, you click on (enter) someone else's website (property) and have the nerve to complain about how they run things? Welcome to the concept of individual sovereignity.

    2. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      That one stood out as the one that made least sense. Addressability is one of the most important underpinnings of the WWW. It's the reason why frames and some Ajax applications break so badly. It's the reason why you can email pages to friends, why you can bookmark and why things like search engines and del.icio.us work.

      A harebrained cookie scheme to try and force everybody through your homepage not only causes all kinds of technical problems, when it fails, the visitor can't even get into your website. That's not to say that people don't try to make it work, just that it's impossible to do correctly, and impossible to even attempt without going completely against everything that makes the WWW work so well.

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    3. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by El+Cubano · · Score: 1

      A harebrained cookie scheme to try and force everybody through your homepage not only causes all kinds of technical problems, when it fails, the visitor can't even get into your website. That's not to say that people don't try to make it work, just that it's impossible to do correctly, and impossible to even attempt without going completely against everything that makes the WWW work so well.

      Touché. I have tried to throw out the baby with the bath water.

      I am not trying to say that it is the responsibility of each site's webmaster to protect my students (that is my responsibility, after all), but it did not occur to me that such a scheme would cause severe breakage. Of course, there is then the arguemtn of "who decides what is objectionable?" We use tools like Dan's Guardian, but I was hoping there was something that would cover the instances where those types of tools missed.

    4. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by petecarlson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      WTF is a "home page" and who decides what page is the "home page"? Heres my 1000 pages of whatever and one page that says "click here to enter".

      If the proposed bill is anything like the description in the article, then it shows that the drafters of said bill have no fucking idea what they are doing or what the internet is but rather view a "site" as something like a teevee channel. If they actually gave a shit about the content that young children are exposed to, then they would push for a .xxx domain name. Don't want XXX? filter it out.

          "I hope that Congress will take up this legislation promptly," said Gonzales, who gave a speech about child exploitation and the Internet to the federally funded National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. The proposed law is called the Child Pornography and Obscenity Prevention Amendments of 2006.

      Guess what. We allready have laws about child exploitation and child pornography. Drop the red herring, stop the sensational bullshit, and work on the problem in a rational manner. //rant

    5. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      I suppose the thinking is this is much like the brown wrapper you see around pron mags with explicit cover art ;) I'm against that as well as this proposal. If mommy takes little Johnny to a store that displays explicit porn in plain view chances are good she will never go back. The store owner is either ok with this loss of business or he will change his practices. As to the net - I'm tired of this whole "we're protecting the kids" BS. It is your job as a parent to watch your kids - not mine and not the various content providers. It is no different than leaving a kid alone with a TV in their room. As a parent if you do not trust your child or do not believe content filters you install work then the answer is simple - no internet. Boo hoo! Guess what? You have no right to internet access . As to internet access being 'needed' in schools - sorry, that's a bunch of BS from the education industry. All relevant educational materials on the net are sourced from print which is available at the library or via interlibrary loan. Nothing is so urgent in report writing that an elementary or high school student needs instant access to what is most likely available 10 feet away (or could be if appropriately planned by teacher+librarian).

    6. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by LMariachi · · Score: 1
      So you'd be okay with walking into a McDonald's, ordering a Quarter Pounder, and being fed a lump of poisoned shit on a bun. After all, it's their property, they get to decide how to run things, right?

      I don't think Gonzalez' idea here is worth a minute's consideration, but the rights of "sovereignty" do not include deception or fraud.

    7. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by giorgiofr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If he sees a sign saying "candy shop" and enters and asks for candies and they give him pr0n, I think he's got some rights to complain and leave. He said in his post that he would LIKE people to behave sensibly, not that people who trick you should be shot on sight.
      Besides... if you wanna step into the "individuals' rights" territory: how about my right to do what I want with my voice (and scream at them) or email server (and email flood them) or botnet (and DDOS them)? It's my property, you know?
      The only thing that's needed here is some sense in both the pr0n distributors and those who dislike pr0n. To the latter: you don't wanna see it, ok, but don't censor it. To the former: they don't want to see it, but you want to make it accessible, ok, but don't go scrubbing it in their face! Otherwise it will simply degenerate in yet another war, fought by means of regulations and laws and trials and public campaigns and blocking software and circumventing popups and DNS poisoning and...

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    8. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      That's a different issue. In your example, McDonalds has done wrong by agreeing to a transaction and then not upholding their end. Fraud is simply theft.

      Deception is not a serious wrong in and of itself. Sure, it's not a nice thing to do, but it is the act that the deception allows that is really bad (ex: lying about your aids to sleep with someone).

    9. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      WTF is a "home page" and who decides what page is the "home page"?

      In answer to your questions:

      it's the page displayed when you surf to http://somedomain.com/

      and

      I just did.

    10. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      If he sees a sign saying "candy shop" and enters and asks for candies and they give him pr0n, I think he's got some rights to complain and leave.

      Exactly, he should complain and leave. And if he's done business with the candy store, he should get his money back. But in no way should he be able to affect the way that store deals with other customers.

      how about my right to do what I want with my voice (and scream at them) or email server (and email flood them) or botnet (and DDOS them)? It's my property, you know?

      But by pingflooding or shouting, you are intruding on someone else's property. That's when you start being wrong.

      The only thing that's needed here is some sense in both the pr0n distributors and those who dislike pr0n. To the latter: you don't wanna see it, ok, but don't censor it. To the former: they don't want to see it, but you want to make it accessible, ok, but don't go scrubbing it in their face!

      Agreed, but regulating niceness is an unfortunately abhorrent concept.

    11. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      However, it seems a bit unenforcable. I mean, what about websites overseas? What about websites overseas operated by American's? What about websites in the US operated by foreigners?

      What about them? No, you can't enforce this ruling against them, but so what? You're doing what you can, perhaps in the hopes that others will follow your lead. In the mean time, while your actions don't magically make the entire internet a "safer" place (for some definition of "safer"), it does help at least part of it.

      For what it's worth, I don't think this is worth legislation, but at the same time I don't think it's pointless just because you can't legislate for the entire internet.

      Oh, and jurisdiction is easy - as a Brit living in the UK, your courts can't touch me unless my government decides to extradite me, which I can't see them doing just for breaking a law this trivial. If I were to put up a site your country doesn't like, you can either put up with it or block it at your own borders. Short of asking me nicely, there's nothing else you can do.

      (Well, you can bring economic and/or diplomatic pressure to bear on my home country, threaten war, invade, assinate me, etc, but I'm trying to stay in the realms of the likely)

    12. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      If they actually gave a shit about the content that young children are exposed to, then they would push for a .xxx domain name. Don't want XXX? filter it out.

      Spoken like somebody who has no idea how the internet works...

    13. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by cortana · · Score: 1
      If they actually gave a shit about the content that young children are exposed to, then they would push for a .xxx domain name. Don't want XXX? filter it out.
      No, no, no! A separate .xxx domain name is a much worse solution than this. The spectrum is like this:

      stupid
      Separate .xxx domain

      bad
      Human readable data on the 'entry page' of a site, format to be determined at huge expense to the taxpayer

      good
      Existing, proven way to embed Machine-readable metadata embedded in a resource's headers.

      Of course, the real problem with this bill is that it makes classification mandatory. If anyone is really concerned that their kids will see pornography then they should bloody well install a filter that blocks such content, along with any unclassified content. The market will then determine the worth of this idea.

      But that would require parents to actually do their damn jobs, so that idea is out of the window.
    14. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by IAmTheDave · · Score: 1
      WTF is a "home page" and who decides what page is the "home page"? Heres my 1000 pages of whatever and one page that says "click here to enter".

      I have to agree. With Google and other search engines being my top X referrers and my home page only dominating a measly 36% of landing pages on my site, do I then have to redirect all new traffic to my home page, thus rendering useless search engine results?

      My site (currently) engages in alcohol reviews. Now, I don't have nudity on my site NOW, but I have a bottle of wine to review from Italy that has a picture of a nude woman on the label. Would this count, and would my site suddenly be indecent? What if someone, searching for information on that particular type of wine, came to my site and saw a picture of the bottle/label? Do I go to jail?

      I did an entry on how to make a good vodka gimlet. Since the page was picked up by Google, it has outstriped my home page by almost 3 to 1 in terms of landing pages to my site.

      So what is a "home page" exactly?

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    15. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by scaryjohn · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I have young students that occasionally search for school-related things using Google. Some of the sites that come up are questionable at best.

      I call bullshit.

      Back in 2000 when the library filters case was winding its way through the courts, there was this urban legend that if you searched for chocolate chip cookie recipes, there'd be a porn site in the first page of results. Yet nobody when put on the spot could come up with a search string on any website that would return recipes for chocolate chip cookies and porn on the same page of results.

      • How young are these kids?
      • What are they researching?
      • What "questionable" sites come up?

      For that matter why are young (I'm presuming this means elementary school) kids being allowed to cite stuff from Teh Intarweb? Through high school, college and law school (the web scarcely existed when I was in 8th grade) the refrain has always been: show them how to do dead-tree research first.

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    16. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by LMariachi · · Score: 1
      So what if McDonald's advertises "FREE QUARTER POUNDERS" and gives you a free lump of poisoned shit? There's no theft since no money changed hands, just as no money changes hands when your kid clicks on Dora The Explorer only to find Dora The Whora. Whether a child inadvertently being exposed to pornography constitutes an actionable offense is open to debate, unlike poisoning burger eaters or intentionally giving someone AIDS, but broadly speaking I don't believe free speech protections ought to cover malicious deception.

      That said, I suspect that this story is at least somewhat of a boogeyman. How many paying porn consumers are going to be searching on these innocent strings, and how does it benefit the porn providers to manipulate search results in that way? Even if I do happen to be in the market for Teletubby porn, I'm not just going to google "teletubbies," I'm going to specify "teletubby anal creampies" or what have you. Porn providers don't make any money off of emotionally scarred five year olds.

    17. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that there are still too many unresolved questions about jurisdiction on the Internet. I would think that as a lawyer, Gonzales would understand that. This is something that depends on the goodwill of the webmasters, much like most other things on the 'net.

      And as a politician he realizes that nothing would win votes more than pandering to parents and grandparents every few years with a high profile case against some online girlie magazine. I mean what would parents rather think, that their 14 year old kids have raging hormones and an insatiable sexual appetite and won't stop until they get some porn, or that evil pornographers have sprung out of the Internet to entice their innocent kids into a life of darkened rooms and late night masterbation.

      It is an even better political tool than fear mongering about terrorists coming to Des Moines, Iowa or Boise, Idaho. Who is actually comfortable about their little kids growing up to find smut online? So forget that it is legally dubious and practically unenforceable, as long as they can throw a few poor schmucks to the lions every few years it will make everyone happy, especially the lions.

    18. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1
      So, what makes that a "home page?"

      Is it the free ipod ad? The fake search engine?

      Seriously, I wonder how much they want. That'd be a sweet domain.

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    19. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by shorgs · · Score: 1

      I haven't had a chance to read the article but the solution I see would be to require any search engines that do business w/ in the U.S. to implement a filtering solution similar to China. If your website does not comply with x-standard and does not put its rating tag in the propper place then it doesn't get indexed. Additionally if any complaints come in that such and such website's rating isn't reflective of its content, it doesn't get indexed. So really, its enforcable. The seach companies seem complacient in working with these types of governmental requirements.

      It doesn't remove any content from the internet. And you can still go to any page address that is out there. It just can't be found via search engine. I can't tell you the last time that I've used in the internet without a search engine, outside of my usual 15 or so sites I have bookmarked.

      It would be helpful for restricting the flow of information, which is a double edged sword. Your search results might not return illegitamate adult sites posing as something else...but they might not return information about the civilian casualties in Fallujah either. Product maker x might report xyz site for inaccurate/unappropriate information because there was unfavorable information about their labor practices. I can see private and governmental institutions leaning on search companies using this as an excuse to have content which is unfavorable to them removed. Its your call. I'm willing to deal with occasionally click that *oh so wrong* link in order to have my search results come through in their unrefined form.

      I hope it gets shot down. And I'll be writing my elected officials to tell them not to support any similar legislation that might come their way.

    20. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by electronym · · Score: 1

      That's a bad analogy. It's more like seeing a store called "Tasty Treats" and assuming it's a candy store, walking in and immediately realizing it's an adult novelty shop, and then getting upset because there wasn't a bouncer outside the door warning you before entering.

    21. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      Okay, fine, how often do adult novelty places disguise themselves as "Tasty Treat" candy stores and allow children to browse their wares? And if they ever did, how do you think the community would react? Mind you, I'm not in favor of these restrictions -- I'm playing devil's advocate to a large degree, but you have to bolster the argument with better mojo than that.

    22. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Well, you can bring economic and/or diplomatic pressure to bear on my home country, threaten war, invade, assinate me, etc, but I'm trying to stay in the realms of the likely)
      Assinate me? Are you sure? Somebody might actually LIKE that!!!!

    23. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      WTF is a "home page" and who decides what page is the "home page"? Heres my 1000 pages of whatever and one page that says "click here to enter".

      Set a cookie. If the cookie isn't there, replace the image with "You're about to see pr0n, are you sure? (By clicking OK you certify you're over 18)".

    24. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by electronym · · Score: 1

      I think we're arguing about two different scenarios. You seem to be implying that these pr0n sites are purposely disguising themselves as kid-friendly sites, which honestly, I find dubious based on both my "experience" and common sense. I'm talking about search engine results where a seemingly innocent combination of terms leads someone onto an entirely different kind of website than what they were looking for. I completely agree with you if there's actual intent to deceive. I just thought your choice of analogies was not entirely applicable to the GP's post. *shrug* Just call me a metaphor-nazi.

    25. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by ClamIAm · · Score: 1
      Regarding child exploitation, there is a little association called ASACP that fights child porn on the internet. Who are most of their members? Porn sites, of course.

      Obviously, some of them are members just because it looks good, but they are members nonetheless.

    26. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by Aranwe+Haldaloke · · Score: 1
      The proposed law is called the Child Pornography and Obscenity Prevention Amendments of 2006.

      The CPOPA? But that doesn't sound flashy or patriotic or even remotely incendiary. This legislation will thus fail.

    27. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1
      Yes, because minors almost never figure out that they could just click the button anyway. We could make the system even more airtight by requiring people to type their birthdate; nobody could possibly figure out how to subtract a number greater than 18 from the current year.

      Gah, this whole thing is so stupid. Nobody really accidentally finds porn, and those who do should get over it. Most kids who see porn were looking for it. Dogbert said it best: "So, you're pitting your intelligence against the collective sex drive of all the teenagers who own computers? Did you know that if you put a little hat on a snowball it can last a long time in hell?"

    28. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1

      "A third new crime appears to require that commercial Web sites not post sexually explicit material on their home page if it can be seen 'absent any further actions by the viewer.

      This one actually makes sense."

      Actually, that's the part that makes the least sense to me.

      For the 1st issue, labelling the site, it's easy enough as a website operator to say that your site MAY contain adult content (I'm thinking of forum operators here, who don't usually have much control over the content of the forum every second of the day). I don't think these labels should be government mandated, and in fact a huge number of popular sites do use the ICRA labelling system.

      For the second issue, misleading words, well, most of the search engines try to do a good job of not returning adult results unless you've turned off safe searching. Words like "Barbie," which is apparently a popular name in the adult world, don't return adult search results.

      But for number three.. how do you define a homepage. What if a search result links to a page that isn't your homepage. I am a programmer and web developer and I can say with experience that it is effectively impossible to make sure someone takes the path into your website that you want them to take. There are just too many ways in and too many ways around any approach one might use.

      In the end, I don't think the government needs to be proposing any regulation of this sort. In the modern parlance, "it ain't the government's job".

      Let the people get furious at what a website has done, and then make them change. That approach seems sufficiently effective to me.

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    29. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Nobody really accidentally finds porn, and those who do should get over it. Most kids who see porn were looking for it.

      You know this how? I've had some crazy stuff result from the most innocuous of Google searches. And telling young kids to "get over it" isn't quite the answer.

      The age limit is for legal protection reasons, not for anything practical. That's why my phrasing said "Are you sure you want to view pr0n?" and had the age thing as a parenthetical. Basically, just have a warning before it puts anything on the screen. If the kid tells the site he's over 18, then the site owner is safe.

    30. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. With Google and other search engines being my top X referrers and my home page only dominating a measly 36% of landing pages on my site, do I then have to redirect all new traffic to my home page, thus rendering useless search engine results?

      <sarcasm>Yes. Yes you do. And given that I know from experience that this is actually impossible to do (given javascript disabling and cross-browser incompatibilities), your only recourse is to shut down your website or bribe the government to not take you to court. I hope you make good money off your website.</sarcasm>

      Would this count, and would my site suddenly be indecent? What if someone, searching for information on that particular type of wine, came to my site and saw a picture of the bottle/label? Do I go to jail?

      No, but they become so incensed that they actually saw a shadow of a woman's nipple, that they send a cease and desist order to your webhost, who informs you that because you didn't use the proper labelling, the content must be removed within 24 hours or your website will be taken down without notice.

      If that sounds farfetched, just remember we live in the Sue-Happy States of America.

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    31. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      >Note: I am a conservative, but I still don't like most of what Gonzales does.

      Why is that a "but"? People like Bruce Bartlett are starting to realize the truth, but for years the idea that the current administration is conservative actually caught on and was one of the most successful con games since the Children's Crusade.

    32. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by gohansama37 · · Score: 1

      Good point. How is this even related to child pornography? Why would any child pornography site follow these rules? It's not like saying "But we had the mandated warning icon on our home page!" is going to help them in the event they get caught.

    33. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by petecarlson · · Score: 1

      I am not in favor of a manditory .xxx domain, but I do believe that it is appropriate and would be used. Can you provide justification as to why it is a bad idea (TM)?.

    34. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by cortana · · Score: 1
      I am not going to go into detail because the reasons have been recounted thousands of times on Slashdot and other sites. Briefly:

      The idea is logically flawed. Think about what a domain in the DNS actually is: it is an organisational unit. It makes no sense to separate out certain types of content into an entirely separate organisational unit. hustler.com is not a separate organisation from hustler.xxx.

      It is not granular enough. A binary value of porn/not porn is so glib as to be useless. Who decides what is porn and what is not? What about servers in different countries? PICS solves all this; web authors rate the content they post based on objective criteria. For example, the RSAC rating service specifies four number of scales upon which a resource can be rated: violence, sex, nudity and language. A resource is rated from 0 to 4 on each of these scales. The values for the nudity scale are "none", "revealing attire", "partial nudity", "non-sexual frontal nudity" and "provocative frontal nudity".

      It is not backwards-compatible. URIs should not change, but .xxx would force everyone to split their sites up and move half of them to an entirely different domain.

      It solves the problem at the wrong level. PICS ratings, by contrast, are embedded in the HTTP header of a resource (including, in the case of HTML resources, the elements inside the element.

    35. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by DraKKon · · Score: 1

      You are assuming that the Government knows what they are talking about. The current leadership doesn't know it's ass from a hole in the ground. I'm personally sick of the government trying to keep me from doing bad things. It's called Darwinism. If i stick my hand in fire and get burnt and then proceed to do it again, I get what I deserve. I could go off on a bigger rant, but I really have better things to do then to get all ticked off and mad for the whole weekend.

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    36. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by wootest · · Score: 1
      how about my right to do what I want with my voice (and scream at them) or email server (and email flood them) or botnet (and DDOS them)? It's my property, you know?
      But by pingflooding or shouting, you are intruding on someone else's property.
      Yes, and that was his point. Argumentation through showing the absurdness of the opposing position. (You conveniently cut out the part where he said that *if* we wanted to go into a certain territory, this is what would happen - he never personally argued for it.)
    37. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      It appears to "not be for sale" but they'll let you bid on it anyway as long as your bid is over $400. So, it would seem their price is a minimum of $400.

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    38. Re:I generally don't like Gonzales by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure how many people thought Bush was Conservative. I voted for him in 2000 because he wasn't Gore, and in 2004 because he wasn't shouting about "cutting and running" out of Iraq every 5 minutes. I mean, it was one thing to be against the war going in, but quite another to abdicate our responsibility to the people of the country whose government we demolished after the fact.

      Y'know, maybe a presidential election shouldn't have to be a referendum on everything under the sun too. Referendums should be the referendums..

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  11. Out of control? by thedogcow · · Score: 1

    Can you please provide specific examples of how it has gotten out of control? Inquiring minds want to know, because, I for one, just don't see it and I think supported evidence just might change my mind.

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    1. Re:Out of control? by torokun · · Score: 1

      how about animated advertisements that show explicit sexual acts, which appear all over the place on main pages?

      people should at least have to be LOOKING for porn to run into this.

    2. Re:Out of control? by saltydogdesign · · Score: 1

      Main pages of what? Slashdot? Boing Boing? Or porn sites? I dunno, porn is sort of what I expect to find on porn sites...

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    3. Re:Out of control? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You probably have some spyware on your PC or your surfing porn sites. No about of labelling will remove your spyware....

      if your that concerned. Get net-nanny or something.

  12. Definitions needed... by Memetic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A firm definition of sexually explicit would need to be written in. If left open to interpretaion ISP's will be dropping sites a the first complaint for fear of injunctions.

    Afterall the difference between kinky nad perverted is just that between using a feather and the whole bird to tickle...

  13. Damned Feds!!! by mikelieman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Where EXACTLY in the Constitution of The United States is this authority delegated from The People or The States to The Damned Feds?

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    1. Re:Damned Feds!!! by cortana · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right there, in the big that says that Congress can regulate inter-state commerce. If Congress declares that a subject concerns inter-state commerce then Congress is free regulate it.

    2. Re:Damned Feds!!! by MyNameIsFred · · Score: 1

      Based on previous Supreme Court rulings, the Commerce Clause. They use it to justify everything.

    3. Re:Damned Feds!!! by mikelieman · · Score: 1

      "To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes."

      This one? Article I, Section 8, Clause 3?

      Hmmm... So, then doing business with only ISPs within the same state solves THAT.

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    4. Re:Damned Feds!!! by MyNameIsFred · · Score: 1
      Hmmm... So, then doing business with only ISPs within the same state solves THAT.
      Not if the ISP does business outside of your state. Not if the commericial website you're viewing does business outside of its home state.
    5. Re:Damned Feds!!! by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "So, then doing business with only ISPs within the same state solves THAT."

      So naive.

    6. Re:Damned Feds!!! by mikelieman · · Score: 1

      Where does it say THAT, or are you making things up?

      Remember the 9th and 10th Ammendments are really explicit.

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    7. Re:Damned Feds!!! by mikelieman · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's an INTERPERTATION, and not holding the Damned Feds to the LETTER OF THE LAW is the problem we have.

      I didn't ask for an interpertation, just the Letter of The Law.

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    8. Re:Damned Feds!!! by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Interpretation vs. letter of the law doesn't matter, since we're not talking about (or getting) what should happen, but rather what is happening. The vast majority of people in this country want one government to take care of everything, as federalism either is tainted by abuses or simply makes the voters' heads hurt. The state governments are also in favor of this centralization as not only does it make their job easier (and cushy), but they all have plans to run for federal office themselves one day and hope to use that power when they get there.

      The federal constitution is little more than a political Swiss Army Knife that can be wrapped around almost anything with enough work, giving apparent legitimacy to anything, especially considering the way its authors are revered (First Amendment nothing, the state religion involves worshipping the "Founding Fathers" themselves, to the point of ignoring the documents they wrote). What Congress and their constituents want, they get.

    9. Re:Damned Feds!!! by MyNameIsFred · · Score: 1

      Look at it realistically. You run a commericial company with a website. For your out-of-state customers, you have to put ratings on your webpages. Will you create a separate set of pages for your in-state customers without ratings? Doubling your workload? No. You create on set of webpages with ratings.

    10. Re:Damned Feds!!! by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately for you, your interpretation of the Commerce Clause, 9th & 10th Amendments don't matter: only the opinion of the SCOTUS matters, and in the case of the Commerce Clause they've pretty much stretched it to cover _anything_.

    11. Re:Damned Feds!!! by mikelieman · · Score: 1

      I will leave it up for the indiviual to decide if the Constitution's planned checks and balances have proved insufficient to the task of ensuring the Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of Happiness of The People.

      The discussion of our course, in the case of the Failure of The Constitution, is outside the scope of this topic.

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    12. Re:Damned Feds!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      The constitution is a remarkably small document which contains very little of what the government does in today's society. Maybe this will finally be the poke people need to realize smaller government is better.

    13. Re:Damned Feds!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the part that says, "we have guns and the unique right to use them to sell our product".

      I say it's about time we opened our eyes and realized that government is not voluntary, and furthermore, it is not possible for government to be voluntary. If the constitution really was the supreme law of the land, and government really was bound to those strict limits on power, then the US federal government would be 1/100 the size it is today.

      The bottom line is that a "right" to initiate force cannot possibly be contained, as history has proven over and over since the birth of organized coercion (i.e. government). The failure of limited government in the US -- a nation which was entirely founded on the principle of limited government -- is the most obvious example. The idea that such a "right" can be contained by its own victims (the people) is absurd, and the idea that it can be contained by its owners (government) is laughable.

    14. Re:Damned Feds!!! by bigtrike · · Score: 1

      Not if the ISP does business outside of your state. Not if the commericial website you're viewing does business outside of its home state

      It doesn't even have to. The interstate commerce clause has been used to justify current federal drug laws, which make it illegal to grow your own drugs for personal use. This is justified by an argument which suggests that by growing your own, you're not going to buy from someone else, who just maybe could be buying them from someone in another state.

      Anything can be justified by the interstate commerce clause, and the supreme court has set a legal precedent to make it valid by accepting even the poorest arguments.

    15. Re:Damned Feds!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also known as the "Elastic Clause," for obvious reasons. Though perhaps it should be called the "Goatse Guy's Asshole Clause."

    16. Re:Damned Feds!!! by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      Article I Section 8, powers of Congress.

      The biggest worry of the Founding Fathers was that the national government would be too weak: too weak to prevent further armed conflicts between the states, too weak to provide for common defense. If they'd wanted weak government they'd have been satisfied with the Articles of Confederation. Not that they imagined or could have imagined what we've got now.

  14. Re:Hell's frozen over! by sm00thee · · Score: 1

    It may seem like reasonable legislation but it does nothing to alleviate the problem. You might as well pass a law that states no more internet porn. It would have the same effect. Instead of good old American porn all we would have is crazy Japanese porn. Seriously how will this help, it would only effect American businesses. I am against any law that does not have a chance of stopping what it was written to stop. It just adds another pointless law to the books.

  15. obvious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    How are they going to enforce this outside the US?

  16. Re:Hell's frozen over! by nomadic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It may be reasonable, it's also unconstitutional. From the article:

    The definition of sexually explicit broadly covers depictions of everything from sexual intercourse and masturbation to "sadistic abuse" and close-ups of fully clothed genital regions.

    A little broad, eh? So now we get some neopuritan in the FCC or whoever gets to control this deciding what constitutes "sexually explicit". And what constitues a commercial website? Most museums and non-profits may be safe, but what about newspapers? Magazines? This is prior restraint, and this is one of the reasons the First Amendment was passed.

  17. A litmus test by clevershark · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What if your site has that famous picture of Ed Meese talking about his commission on pornography in front of the bare-breasted statue of Justice? Is it art? It is news? It is porn?

    Gonzales seems way too obsessed with pornography. Someone should give him a subscription to Hustler online or something like that so he can, er, release a little pressure.

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    1. Re:A litmus test by middlemen · · Score: 1

      Maybe Gonzales' daughter is trying to be one of the "hot Latinas" in the porn industry and he is trying to prevent that ;)

    2. Re:A litmus test by Icculus · · Score: 1

      I used to be attorney general
      my name is Meese
      I say go to college
      don't carry a piece

    3. Re:A litmus test by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      Gonzales seems way too obsessed with pornography. Someone should give him a subscription to Hustler online or something like that so he can, er, release a little pressure.
      I'm pretty sure Larry Flynt sends copies of Hustler every month, to every single Congressperson.

      I don't think it'd be a big deal for him to add a hundred or so members of the Executive Branch to his mailing list.
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  18. Re:Hell's frozen over! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somewhat agree with you on that portions are reasonable. Self rating of content would be nice but obviously some people are looking to capitalize on similar sounding names, keywords, etc... Try checking the site cheerlaeder.com (notice the typo in "leader"). My wife was a cheerleader coach for my daughters team (no, she never was a cheerleader but nobody else was stepping up) and started looking for online resources. While looking around the web, we accidently found this site. Fortunately my kids weren't around to see the site (that time or the subsequent times I "accidentally" typed the name :) ...j/k). The point I'm trying to make though is that while self rating sounds good, in some cases I doubt people would do a good job self rating, especially if they are willing to take advantage fo a typo. The other site that now comes to mind is whitehouse.com.

    Jim

  19. it's quite clear... by 3.14159265 · · Score: 1

    I've always thought the pictures spoke for themselves.

  20. spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they should do the same thing with spam emails. That way our filters would work and those that didn't comply would be executed. OK OK 5 years in jail. On the other hand... Executed sounds better.

  21. hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is dumb. It'd make all the internet subject to dumb lawsuits like the ones created by the "sexually explicit" scenes in GTA San Andreas. Also, it'd be impossible to regulate since a lot of dumb porn sites are run by "web masters" that hide behind proxies, servers in other countries, and use free email accounts with bogus personal info.

  22. Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wikipedia is not censored for the protection of children.

    With articles about sexual topics and offensive language, could Wikipedia be affected by such legislation? Could a suit be brought if someone vandalized Abraham Lincoln to contain offensive pictures or language? (which happens often)

  23. Future criminal prosecutions - the future is now by digitaldc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    During his speech, Gonzales also warned that Internet service providers must begin to retain records of their customers' activities to aid in future criminal prosecutions

    Future criminal prosecutions, whenever the government deems it necessary for those who might cause problems for them. The implication is the government does not trust its own citizenry, and must have the ability to invade their privacy at any time in order to control or silence them.

    What other ways can people be spied on by the government? Is this what we want, a paternalistic government and a paranoid society?

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  24. Misguided legislation by gasmonso · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is with this disturbing attitude towards sex in the US? It's just sex people and nothing more. Violence is far worse than boobies and has a more profound effect on kids. Its insane that showing people getting killed and beaten is more acceptable than sex. Sounds like the US still hasn't excaped their puritan past and that's sad.

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    1. Re:Misguided legislation by corellon13 · · Score: 1

      With all due respect, the argument that we let this inappropriate action go so we shouldn't worry about this other that is even arguably not as bad is invalid. In other words, saying, "Mom, Billy got away with it. So, why can't I?" isn't a good reason to not crack down on something.

      Having said that, I agree that violence is a real problem too. I also think that front is being fought by those who are trying to get violent video games and such banned. Do I agree with either of these sides? Sometimes. But whether you agree or not, to simply point out that Americans need to get over being prude since we appear to not mind violence doesn't move the debate forward.

      I think if we want a law, we the people should be the ones to vote for it, not have it decided for us and legislated accordingly. I also think that we as parents (yes, I have 4 young children) need to decide what is appropriate or not for our children and not count on or trust anyone else to do it for us.

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    2. Re:Misguided legislation by gasmonso · · Score: 1

      Ultimately parents are responsible for what their children are exposed to. The problem is many parents are lazy and want government to do that job for them. Look at other countries that have sex on commercials and show nudity... theirs no noticable negative effect. Now look at the US with all its violence on TV and that is mirrored in our society. We have an extrememly violent country and school system. That's a result of violence, not sex. Sex is healthy. Violence is not.

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    3. Re:Misguided legislation by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

      From what I see, the argument isn't exactly like wthat. I didn't see it as a "violence is way worse and gets away with it, so why not sex" kind of thing. To me, it is more like, "sex isn't even bad at all, but not only are you going after sex, you also are *not* going after the violence, which actually *is* bad". I think bringing up the violence at all is to illustrate just how far out of whack the US system of (legal) morality is.

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    4. Re:Misguided legislation by masterhibb · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The idea is that erotic imagery is every bit as powerful as savage imagery. While the depicted content varies greatly, the noticeable effect it has on the viewer, on both physiological and psychological levels, is just as strong (if not stronger, since the constant bombardment of a type of simulus has a de-sensitizing effect, and as you point out, violence is not as strictly regulated as pornography). If you think you're a totally disinterested party when you view anything, you're not being honest with yourself.

      The key difference is that while violence is not socially acceptible under any normal circumstances, sex IS. This removes a very important barrier for emulating the behavior from impressionable minds (again, that's ALL of us, to some extent) who view the material. What you see in pornography is generally about as true to actual life experience as spectacularly exploding a car on the freeway using only a handgun, and then getting into a 10-minute fistfight with the driver who pulled himself from the wreckage.

      I can see why parents wouldn't want their children learning by either of these examples, because it takes experience to separate fantasy from reality. The only difference is how likely their children are to actually go out and try to gain that experience using the examples they've seen. And again, not only is the general push of society going to wean you off of violence, but most people have an ingrained distaste for violence, whereas their bodies are actively promoting sex.

      That said, the "violence is worse, so why are we talking about sex" argument is incredibly disingenuous, as shutting down the discussion of one problem doesn't fix the other. If the problem is too much crap, of one type or the other, inundating our entertainment, and finding its way to those we'd rather it didn't, harping on any progress is hampering it all.

      I'm not saying these laws are a great idea, but let's try and stick to why they ACTUALLY suck.

  25. Four rules for political appointees to live by. by sane? · · Score: 3, Interesting
    US politicos, repeat after me:

    1) The US is not the world, so your laws can go hang.

    2) Your views of what is sexually explicit are screwed up, so your rating system would be as well.

    3) The real problem are the spammer and scammers stealing millions from the public. When I don't receive 100s of spams a day - then you can start getting worked up over boobies.

    4) We don't trust you, we certainly don't trust you enough to let you do something this. Earn that trust back first.

    1. Re:Four rules for political appointees to live by. by MyNameIsFred · · Score: 2, Interesting
      1) The US is not the world, so your laws can go hang.
      Just one question... Do you feel the same way about France when it considers censoring US sites? Or German censorship of US sites? Or Australia censorship? Etc. Etc.
    2. Re:Four rules for political appointees to live by. by dfjghsk · · Score: 2

      Wow.. you have veto rights over U.S. laws, and can dictate how the U.S. governs its people? Oh.. you don't.. so it doesn't really matter what you think about the U.S.

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    3. Re:Four rules for political appointees to live by. by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      If only the US people knew how to apply the same reasoning to "the rest of the world"...

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    4. Re:Four rules for political appointees to live by. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Australian censorship has been over-hyped. Nothing much has really been implemented except for a system to prosecute people who post child porn.

    5. Re:Four rules for political appointees to live by. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By that standard, US censorship has been over-hyped.

  26. Too late by suso · · Score: 1

    Yesterday I was watching the news (amazing I know) and saw an old chinese woman protesting peacefully outside the whitehouse. She was the only one, but a police officer came and escorted here away. I'd say we are in the midst of the end of our freedoms anyways. All those soldiers that supposibly "died for our freedoms" are rolling in their graves right now because we don't have it anymore and they essentially died for nothing except to say that our way of government was the right one. Which is just what every government tries to do.

    1. Re:Too late by torokun · · Score: 2, Informative

      actually, there were quite a few people outside the white house protesting.

      this woman used press credentials (probably for shintangren (NTD?), the falungong media group) to get on the white house grounds, up on the camera stand, and then started screaming at the top of her lungs at president Hu when he started talking...

      Bush indicated to Hu that he was ok, and he should go on.

      The press guys tried to chill her out, but didn't restrain her.

      Finally, secret service got up to the top of the platform and escorted her out. She's charged with disorderly conduct.

      I don't think the administration did anything wrong here at all, since she snuck in under false pretenses and disrupted the media coverage of a major diplomatic event... and it was not a public area.

    2. Re:Too late by The+Snowman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      She did yell out to Bush and Jintao, which maybe could be considered disturbing the peace or something given the context. It was not a rally, not a demonstration, it was two heads of state with press coverage. So maybe it was in bad taste on her part, but I don't see how she did anything as bad as the press makes it out to be.

      I think this law, while it might have some positive consequences, is bad overall. The first step to restricting freedom of speech is regulating speech. While we do have broad categories of "bad" speech such as speech designed to cause panic and mayhem ("fire" in a movie theater), or false claims (slander), there really isn't a whole lot of regulation by the government. This is a good thing. I want the government doing its job (defending my borders and protecting my rights) while I do my job. I don't see how regulating citizens' speech or removing their freedoms is the government's job in a country that prides itself on how free it is.

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    3. Re:Too late by databyss · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not exactly false pretenses, the whitehouse guys said she has valid credentials and has attended numerous other press conferences.

      "Hadley said Wang was an accredited journalist who had attended White House events before "and had not raised a problem.""

      The disruption part was the only bad part. Although there's mention in another athat they are considering additional federal charges against her.

      "She was charged with disorderly conduct and could face additional federal charges, said service spokesman Eric Zahren."

      http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/04/21/bush.china/ index.html

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    4. Re:Too late by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      She's charged with disorderly conduct.

      You do realize that any protest inherently involves disorderly conduct, right?

    5. Re:Too late by Dan+Ost · · Score: 1

      Most protests I've witnessed were very orderly. People who organize protests often use there
      own people to police the protesters to make sure that all the people involved remain orderly
      and to remove those who behave inappropriately.

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    6. Re:Too late by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      If she used her credentials to get in there to get up and scream rather that cover the event as a member of the press, she used her credentials under false pretenses. I wouldn't be surprised if her credentials disappear or they never accept them again.

    7. Re:Too late by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Some are not. I think the civil rights protests in the 60s were fairly disruptive. Strikes (a form of protest) can also be very disruptive as well.

      Yelling at the president of an oppresive regime is perfectly called for I would think. And pretty peaceful. It kinda wrecks the speeches they had, but oh well, we do have freedom of speech here, after all (unlike China).

    8. Re:Too late by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      Disruptive != disorderly. You can hold a protest march, acquire permits which will make it perfectly legal, and traffic will be re-routed or streets/intersections closed as the march goes through. This can easily be called disruptive, but the protesters can be acting in a perfectly orderly manner (marching on their route, holding up their signs, etc).

      If everything that was disruptive was disorderly (in the sense of "Disorderly Conduct"), NYC would have to get rid of the Thanksgiving Day Parade, and the Presidential motorcade would never be allowed out of the garage.

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    9. Re:Too late by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      No, you're wrong. Disorderly is when you yell and scream and call people names and such. Exactly what she did. A sit-in, for instance is an orderly protest. Disorderly does not mean disobeying some law, it means creating a vitriolic disturbance.

    10. Re:Too late by some+guy+on+slashdot · · Score: 1

      It alarms me to think that any place that the President of the United States goes to address the public might be considered "not a public area." Perhaps there are press credentials involved to get in, but to my mind anyone who wants to confront a public official in a meeting designed to let them speak to the nation is within their rights to do so, as long as they don't threaten violence. Or have we put the President's golf schedule ahead of public discourse at this point?

      Yes, I know she was addressing Jintao and not Bush, but the fact that the President was there and addressing the media makes it public to my mind.

  27. Re:Hell's frozen over! by bfree · · Score: 1

    It'll work perfectly. The War on Porn is a guaranteed infinite war.

    I can just picture the last person on earth's last words to another human: "I warned you about taking any more photo's of me from behind you pornorrist!"

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  28. Get your own! by billcopc · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Why is it that every time we hear about some bored schmuck wanting to regulate the internet, it's always an American ? I really think someone should visit senate and explain to these people how they no longer have any say in these matters. They might have founded Arpanet way back, but today's network has little in common with the former military network. What's more pertinent though, is that if the US senators start crippling the internet, things will get moved beyond their juridsiction and the rest of the world will point and laugh at the foolish power-hungry senators.

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    1. Re:Get your own! by ScentCone · · Score: 0

      Why is it that every time we hear about some bored schmuck wanting to regulate the internet, it's always an American ?

      You wouldn't be confusing "always an American" with "is French" or "is German" or "is Chinese" or anything, would you? Do you really read so little that you don't know that mentioning certain historical items (like, say, old Nazi trash from WWII) is illegal in various oh-we're-so-progressive European locales? Ask Yahoo or eBay what it's like to try to freely operate online in the EU. Have you just mentally blocked out the fact that evil words like "freedom" and "democracay" get whole sites shut down (and people jailed) in China? I'm not particularly in favor of the approach Gonzales is mentioning, and I don't think it will pass muster in court anyway (thanks, US Constitution), but if you think the US is the only (or worst) regulator of communications on the internet, you're sadly, sadly mistaken. No, you have to know that. So, you're just a flaming troll with an axe to grind.

      As for "get your own," do it yourself. If you don't like the US-built network, you build your own. We already did. No doubt the internally cooperative, resourceful, ever-productive EU can pull something totally liberating, non-censored in any way, and completely protective of your privacy together in a week or so. You know, the same collective cultures that so courageously dealt with the publising of a handful of Danish cartoons.

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    2. Re:Get your own! by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why is it that every time we hear about some bored schmuck wanting to regulate the internet, it's always an American ?

      Because we were colonized by the Pilgrims, a bunch of people so uptight even the British kicked them out.

    3. Re:Get your own! by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1
      Why is it that every time we hear about some bored schmuck wanting to regulate the internet, it's always an American ?

      Because we were colonized by the Pilgrims, a bunch of people so uptight even the British kicked them out.


      Don't forget, we were also colonized by criminals... which is why we still like naughty bits.
  29. Can anyone say "Offshore hosting"..? by ds_job · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I mean a quick butchers at Google gives 155,000 entries for "Offshore hosting" which kind of removes the teeth from this.

    1. Re:Can anyone say "Offshore hosting"..? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Nah, won't help if the owner/creator of the site is in the U.S.

      Quirk of the law, you can be charged in the U.S. for actions that would be considered illegal in the U.S. even if they took place in a foriegn country and are not illegal in the country the actions took place.

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    2. Re:Can anyone say "Offshore hosting"..? by ds_job · · Score: 1

      The only law I can think of in the UK is the "Sexual Offences Act 2003" which has the power to bring Britons to trial in the UK for alleged sex offences committed abroad but only if they are also considered crimes in that country.

      I find it weird that an American who is 18 might be brought before a US court if they drank in a UK pub. Or if an American drove a car in the UK with a passenger who was drinking beer (dunno if that would wash because it is only illegal in certain states...) Or even an American who goes to Amsterdam, gets spliffed up and then prosecuted for it upon his / her return.

      I'll just stay here with my 80 year old monarch.

    3. Re:Can anyone say "Offshore hosting"..? by ds_job · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, I just reread that and I want to point out that I'm not actually doing anything with / to the Queen. I was just trying to be topical.

  30. What about Teletubbies sex sites? by adnonsense · · Score: 4, Funny
    "A second new crime would threaten with imprisonment Web site operators who mislead visitors about sex with deceptive 'words or digital images' in their source code--for instance, a site that might pop up in searches for Barbie dolls or Teletubbies but actually features sexually explicit photographs"

    One of my sites features prominent images of "Tinky Winky getting it on with the Noo-Noo", "Tubby Custard Full Facials", "Over the Hills and Far Away, Hot Barely Legal Teletubbies Come to Play - With Each Other and Also With a Mysterious Large Cylindrical Object" etc. etc.

    I hope that will not lead to legal misunderstandings which would put me in line for a stint of federally sponsored rectal enlargement.

    1. Re:What about Teletubbies sex sites? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sweet - where can I get an account?

  31. Re:Hell's frozen over! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US still controls ICANN. All they'd have to do is say "you must follow these rules or your domain vanishes" and they can enforce it world-wide.

  32. Re:Hell's frozen over! by kisrael · · Score: 1

    I had the same kind of feeling. Pretty reasonable guidelines. Big questions about enforcability esp. internationality, but I think a fairly balanced request of webmasters.

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  33. Barbies and Teletubbies? by FellowConspirator · · Score: 1

    I kind of understand the comment about sites being misleading by including the words "Teletubbies" and "Barbie" in a site that is actually full of sexually explicit photographs...

    But what of sites that feature sexually explicit photographs of Teletubbies and Barbie? It is deceptive in that case?

    And why only commercial sites? What about Ken and Tinky-winky's all amateur web-cam -- totally free, totally K`inky?

    1. Re:Barbies and Teletubbies? by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      Because the federal government has absolutely no authority to create such a law, but are always keen on using the "interstate trade" loophole to do whatever the hell they want.

      The rest of your message.. I was going to post :)

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    2. Re:Barbies and Teletubbies? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      But what of sites that feature sexually explicit photographs of Teletubbies and Barbie? It is deceptive in that case?

      Probably not.

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  34. Re:washington is the american vatican ? by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

    Why, actually, yes. Since they pretty much agree that anyone in the above-mentioned groups should be executed.

  35. Re:Hell's frozen over! by grub · · Score: 1


    this is bad because it would make goatseing someone a prosecutable crime with serious consequences

    I hope not or the next time I fly to the US, I'll be pulled over at Customs and sent to Gitmo...

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  36. Façade by KrugalSausage · · Score: 1

    This is just set up to appease the 'protect the children' crowd, because the US govt. would only try to gain authority over US domains.

    If they even proposed getting involved with ICANN, this would bring back the 'which govt. owns the interweb' debacle.

    How many more problems can the US of A handle at once?

    1. Re:Façade by Rukie · · Score: 1

      I know of one particular site, as of two and a half years ago, closed access to their site because of the government complaining about them. Since then they must have moved their servers because the website is back up. It is a website that works with rotten.com

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  37. Ookay by techpawn · · Score: 1

    Now what about MySpace pages and Photobucket pages that the images are uploaded by users. Will they have to check what's uploaded and put a label on it or will one be on it all the time? I bet if they see it now they'll yell TOS like Blizzard.

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  38. If this passes by pHatidic · · Score: 1

    I'm putting a gold star on every webpage I own, whether it's porn or not. Let the king of denmark serve as an example.

    1. Re:If this passes by techpawn · · Score: 1

      That'll be called "Beta Electronic Art Satistical Tag" or BEAST and this Mark of the BEAST shall be used by all companys of the web so that no one could buy or sell unless they had the mark.

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    2. Re:If this passes by denttford · · Score: 1

      Danes were good folk in the war years, but the story you allude to didn't happen.

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  39. Censorship by certel · · Score: 1

    You know, as much as I'm for protecting certain things that shouldn't be viewed by children, etc, I'm really getting tired of the regulation in the US. Everything is being regulated. People need to learn and be exposed to certain content that will allow them to grow. Nudity is a part of life. Sex is part of life.

    1. Re:Censorship by ettlz · · Score: 1
      People need to learn and be exposed to certain content that will allow them to grow. Nudity is a part of life. Sex is part of life.
      Where does Goatse lie in all this?
    2. Re:Censorship by certel · · Score: 1

      Experience? Hah.

    3. Re:Censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      People need to learn and be exposed to certain content that will allow them to grow. Nudity is a part of life. Sex is part of life.


      Where does Goatse lie in all this?


      Anatomy and physiology?

      Randal Graves: Well if you thinks that's offensive, check this out!
      [Shows him graphic picture from porn mag]
      I think you can see her kidneys!
    4. Re:Censorship by ettlz · · Score: 1

      Like I've said to others, "If you've not seen Goatse, consider yourself lucky. If you have, consider yourself educated."

  40. Re:Hell's frozen over! by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

    That page is a virus. Avast caught it and aborted it luckily.

  41. Gonzales should start self-rating the legal system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Attorney General Alberto Gonzales should propose self-rating system not only for web sites, but for legal procedures, legal institutions.

    Guantanamo, for example would be an interesting case: it's quite a pervert site - legally at least. Ignoring all the requests from different parties in the US and around the world, Mr. Gonzales does not seem to show much interest to "self-rate" it. Maybe applying the proposed five years prison term for failing to comply might work.

  42. Re:Hell's frozen over! by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

    Closeups of fully clothed genital regions? WTF?

    It sounds like this senator needs counselling if he thinks that's porn.

  43. New proposal, old idea by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    Why is it that every few months I hear someone clamor for a standard to do this, when there already is one, and it is already supported by 90% of the PCs on the planet?

    Check out the ICRA which has been around since the late 90s. A standard which is already supported by Internet Explorer and most commercial internet filtering software.

    1. Re:New proposal, old idea by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Yeah right.

      I was going to mod you up, but then went to read the site;

      - no disclosure of why they need to make a label specifically for your site (tracking anyone?)

      - no disclosure of what the label contains and it's format. (Why not plain text? Why can't I build a label myself?)

      - cheesy "cheap web host ads" on the site

      And.... never heard of them before, even though they let you get an icon, never once seen that anywhere.

      I think I'll pass on that. Sure maybe IE supports it. But it supports ActiveX installing malicious software too.

    2. Re:New proposal, old idea by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      Wow, you are right! Ads, terms & conditions, and a privacy policy. What the hell happened???? It has been a long while since I visited their site.

      They used to be known as RSAC who just put out a simple comma-delimited blob that you could put in a meta tag. It worked a lot like robots.txt. This really pisses me off.

      It looks like our next best hope is the W3C group on the subject. But the W3C will take years to do what really is only a few minutes of real work. :-(

  44. Morons by cortana · · Score: 3, Informative

    Great, more morons who don't understand PICS. At least this is better than the .xxx domain.

  45. Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're going to start putting people in prison for this??

    While I have no problem with regulation and imposing penalties, I'm not at all convinced that we should start sending people to prison over this.

  46. Bad wording!! by HaydnH · · Score: 1

    "...would require by law all commercial websites to place 'marks and notices' on each page containing 'sexually explicit' content, with penalty up to 5 years imprisonment."

    So all comercial sites will have to add pornographic marks and notices on each of their pages?? I don't want to be bombarded with porn each time I visit e-bay thank you very much! I'm sure that's meant to read "on each page that contains 'sexually explicit' content"!

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    1. Re:Bad wording!! by SilentOneNCW · · Score: 1

      If you're going to quote Douglas Adams, please spell him correctly.

  47. Great! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna rate my website "Wacky"! Or maybe "Best Page In The Universe". Oh, wait, someone did that. OK. Wacky it is!

  48. Nice Idea by julienbh · · Score: 0

    This actually sounds a pretty nice idea, theoritically. The idea of the "first page without boobies" is pretty simple yet not respected as of now. I can already imagine some kid going to crisler.com (ie: instead of christler) and falling on a pornsite. This is nonsense. The problem is, most people just don't care about this today.

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  49. Don't forget about the Chinese by BruceCage · · Score: 1

    They know a thing or two about regulation too.

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  50. Re:Hell's frozen over! by ALpaca2500 · · Score: 1

    The definition of sexually explicit broadly covers depictions of everything from sexual intercourse and masturbation to "sadistic abuse" and close-ups of fully clothed genital regions.

    HOW CAN A FULLY-CLOTHED ANYTHING BE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT? I know some law enforcement already has some messed up ideas about what types of pornography should be considered legal, and what types are too dirty and need to be outlawed. But this is one of the most ridiculous things i've ever heard.

  51. Re:Hell's frozen over! by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

    Try checking the site cheerlaeder.com (notice the typo in "leader").

    That's not a typo, they're just British.

  52. Forced Speech by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

    This should get kicked by the SC like prior attempts to do the same...hopefully.

  53. Re:Hell's frozen over! by UnanimousCoward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is it just me going insane, or does that actually seem like reasonable legislation?

    Both.

    As parent, the thought of such a regulation gave me pause--I consider myself responsible, I want my 11-year-old to have access to the Internet, and I don't want to have to sit there with her ALL the time.

    But then, I came to my senses and thought, "it IS my responsibility to monitor her Internet access." The silver lining to such a regulation proposal is that it has made me rethink of my parental priorities...

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  54. Introduce this and stuff the UK by Flying+pig · · Score: 2, Informative

    The UK has an amazing law which allows its citizens - (sorry, subjects of Her Gracious Majesty Elizabeth II von Battenberg Saxe Coburg Gotha usw) to be rendered to the US at the request of the US authorities without their having to present any evidence that a crime has been committed. Imagine the fun of this one. I host a site in the UK without the flag, which is viewed by an American. As a result, the US Govt. decides to extradite me to the US as a result of an action beyond my control, i.e. the decision of a US ISP to permit relaying of an illegal website to a US citizen. And my heroic Government will do nothing to intervene. Of course, if the website is hosted in, say, France, the US authorities will simply have to interpret French legal expressions like "Merde alors".

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    1. Re:Introduce this and stuff the UK by TobascoKid · · Score: 1

      The UK has an amazing law which allows its citizens - (sorry, subjects of Her Gracious Majesty Elizabeth II von Battenberg Saxe Coburg Gotha usw)

      There's a lot of differences between being a British citizen and a British subject (except, iirc, for British Subjects born before 1948) - the Home Office has some info on the matter here. And anyone who is still a British subject can't pass on subject status to thier children, so the status of "British Subject" will eventually die out anyway.

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    2. Re:Introduce this and stuff the UK by markus_baertschi · · Score: 1

      I'm amazed that the UK will extradite its citizens to other countries. Most countries will refuse to do this and require a criminal to be tried locally using local law even if the crime has been commited abroad.

      There is just now a case tried with quite some publicity where the accused committed a murder with an accomplice in Germany. The German accomplice was already sentenced a couple of months ago and we'll see what the accused will get here compared to across the border.

      I very much agree with this way of treating cross border criminals because it somewhat shields travellers from absurd sentences for 'crimes' abroad which are not punishable at home. Something like getting 10 jears of prison because you defend democracy in China.

      Markus

  55. Impossible - and here's why by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    The law assumes an unhackable web server.

    If this law made it to the books and someone got busted with it, all they'd have to do is claim they were hacked. And as soon as the next patch comes out covering some hole in your web server's system, that's your reasonable doubt. "Hackers must have used the XYZ exploit just patched last week to remove the tags."

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  56. Goatse by RasendeRutje · · Score: 1

    Does Goatse.cx count as porn? As I see it it's more sport and art than porn...

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  57. If this goes through.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll have to insist that ALL Biblical content be under this rating too, since there's so much incest, sex, rape, and other violence. I really don't want my kids being exposed to that kind of shit!

  58. Re:Hell's frozen over! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, the human body is a bad thing....
    Jail is not good enough, let start chopping of fingers.
    These laws would be seen as very good in a Taliban US state.
    Osama has won...

  59. is it only the US politicians obsessed with sex? by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This reminds me of the whole GTA:SA Hot Coffee mod. While a lot of other countries were concerned about the violence in this game (nevermind that it was recommended for mature audiences), the US politicians only went nuts when grainy, pixellated, soft-core cartoon sex was depicted in a hack.

    I used to wonder how obsessed people must be over sex to get all worked up over this. Then I had a conversation with a Christian fundamentalist. Wow. The things they believe. They truly think they are doing God's work by imposing their will on the rest of us. And even more frightening, it's not just sex, but their whole perspective on everything which explains a lot about our foreign policy.

    I hear that in Europe, their advertising has bare-breasted women. I don't see the Europeans running crazily through the streets and their societies falling apart. Yet when JJ flashed a boob at the SuperBowl, the US gov went nuts. Makes you wonder who has the more stable society...

  60. Commercial? by tddoog · · Score: 1

    So, how is a website deemed commercial?
    Selling membership or products, ad supported, viewable by search engine, .com ?
    What if I just want to post some lascivious pictures on the net for my own remote viewing pleasure?

  61. I've Got Fully Clothed Genital Regions by aplusjimages · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm looking at some porn right now, I just tilt my head down and there it is, my pants cover my genitals, therefore they are fully clothed genital regions. I'm so dirty.

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  62. Freenet 0.7 by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    I've been using Freenet 0.7, and it's both fast and network-light now - pretty impressive. Looks like they made it just in time...

  63. XXX Domain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They want to regulate it but they don't want an XXX domain? I don't get it. They just need to make pr0n belong to an XXX domain.

  64. Less Government/Bureaucracy not more... by Androclese · · Score: 1

    I like the concept of coming up with a standard rating system where websites can set flags based on their content. It would make it easier for us (as parents, not the government) to regulate what our kids watch/view/read online.

    I, however, want to see if voluntarily implemented and balk at government enforcement.

    a) It would be impossible to enforce
    b) There are better things we should be spending the money on. (like closing up the border from ILLEGALS)
    c) Being a conservative, I believe in smaller Government, not bigger. I don't need somebody telling me how to raise my kids... that's the job of me and my wife, not a bureaucratic panel that we didn't vote into power.

    1. Re:Less Government/Bureaucracy not more... by drooling-dog · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Since even the conservatives are being sensible here, maybe we need to re-examine this whole idea that we, as parents and educators, even can regulate everything that is seen and experienced by our children. I have yet to hear even one anecdotal account of any child's life being ruined by catching a glimpse of Janet Jackson's nipple, and yet we're conditioned to get hysterical over this stuff. Does anyone really think that it is even possible to keep children completely ignorant about their sexuality until they turn 18?

      Perhaps a better approach would be to educate kids about the things they're likely to run into, while giving them a more solid foundation from which to evaluate it morally and ethically.

    2. Re:Less Government/Bureaucracy not more... by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1

      Blasphemer! You have suggested an idea that is antithetical to the "Good of the people" as defined by the current administration.

      Stay put; the black ops agents will be there soon, where they will take you to a nice, relaxing facility designed just for "free thinkers" like yourself.

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    3. Re:Less Government/Bureaucracy not more... by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      Does anyone really think that it is even possible to keep children completely ignorant about their sexuality until they turn 18?
      It's very possible and it happens quite often.

      If you've never met a highly sheltered kid... it might not be your fault, after all, they're highly sheltered.

      The easiest way to keep someone sheltered is to control what they learn (home school or a parochial school) and what they do during their free time. No idle hands = no devil's works.
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    4. Re:Less Government/Bureaucracy not more... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "... and yet we're conditioned to get hysterical over this stuff."

      Not really. It's only the broadcasters and their whores -- the politicians -- who do this knee-jerk reacting (aside from some truly disturbed up-tights). If the pol's wouldn't pander to the fringe vocalists, we wouldn't have these problems.

  65. The best kind of law... by BoredWolf · · Score: 1
    Is the kind invented buy a guy whose only experience is in business and real estate law... This guy was a lawyer for Enron, for christ sake. I understand the need to shield the american people from their own perverse curiosity and stupidity, but we apparently gave up the right to defend our constitutional rights during the process. The Conservative Christian movement has become a disproportionally powerful force in shaping law in the US, making an issue of 3rd trimester abortions, gay marriage, etc. This is just another cheap parlor trick to instill 'morality' in all US citizens whether we think we need it or not. For the first and third suggested new crimes: It is not the duty of the webmaster to warn/advise visitors of explicit material, it is the duty of the visitor to avoid such content and discontinue their viewing if such material is encountered. For the second suggested new crime: The burden of keeping misleadingly/deceptively explicit material from showing up in a search should be the responsibility of the company maintaining and organizing the search engine, as they are the one who makes the material readily available to the user.
    You can't protest the loss of your constitutional rights after you lose that 1st Amendment right...
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  66. Astounding by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

    This from a guy who says that laws prohibiting torture "do not apply to the president" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberto_Gonzales)

  67. National SFW Tag by TechGooRu · · Score: 0

    Is this not government sponsored Safe For Work website tagging legislation? In all seriousness, who wants to bet old Robbie was busted by a techie lookin at switch traffic while surfin for porn at work on your tax dollar? His solution: Explicit Clicks to Look At Boobies... for the entire world.

    Americans rejoice! Click not in fear, for The Government shall save your job.

    But honestly, how is this the work of a conservative? Larger government to further the criminal intent of not just Americans, but the entire world. The ideologues have control of Washington, and continue to take it too far. This smacks of overt government legislation.

    Does anyone else miss the 'real' conservative values the Republican party was founded on? These neocons have got to go, for our country and the world.

  68. What's commerical? What's explicit? by orthogonal · · Score: 2, Insightful
    So how do you determine what's "commercial" site or not?

    You can subscribe to Slashdot; does that make slashdot a commercial site? Will Slashdot have to put up a "sexually explicit" warning just in case some geek posts a comment about his hot-and-bothered thoughts about Princess Leia or Natalie Portman covered with grits?

    Slashdot'll be in a real bind -- either censor comments, or get filtered out of any work sites because of the "sexually explicit" label. Indeed, any blog that accepts user comments will face the same dilemma: either start censoring, or be censored by filtering software and employer policies.


    How do you determine what's "sexually explicit"? Recently someone on Fark (also a site that has subscription membership) posted about getting his balls stuck in the slats of his chair. and Fark regularly features a photoshop of a squirrel with enormous testicles.

    Are those posts and pictures sexually explicit? Ask your lawyer when you're faced with five years jail time for guessing wrong.

    Metafilter.com requires a one-time fee to post; it has a popular section devoted to users' questions, many of which are of a sexual nature. Does a post asking about a relationship that's lost its "sexual spark", with details of the sex life, count as sexually explicit?

    Will the site owner be willing to risk five years in jail to find out?


    Gonzales also wants ISPs to keep records of what sites customers browse, so here's where I think this is going:

    • Force sites to put up "sexually explicit" interstitial pages which require a user to explicitly click;
    • Force ISPs to record that the user did explicitly click to see the "sexually explicit" pages;
    • And then prosecute the people who do look at those pages.


    Of course, they'll start with uncontroversial prosecutions of people looking at kiddie porn, but they won't stop there: next it'll be anime and manga, then it'll be BDSM, they anything -- like gay porn -- that violates the "community standards" of the most narrow-minded Federal venue they can find. Expect a lot of the cases to be tried in Utah and Georgia and the ever-conservative western District of Pennsylvania.


    Look guys, it requires the House of Representatives to pass this crap. If you're an American and you're old enough tot look at "sexually explicit" stuff, you're also old enough to vote. Check out the political party Gonzales is a part of, and vote for the other one in November. Or you'll have only yourself to blame when any but the most vanilla sites disappear from the Internet.

    1. Re:What's commerical? What's explicit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out the political party Gonzales is a part of, and vote for the other one in November.

      The other "one?" The Democrats are as bad as the Republicans. Clinton proposed the very same thing!

      NEITHER of the two major parties represent you, unless you're the CEO of a fortune 500 multinational corporation (If you're the head of Sony or ADM then they DO represent you).

      If you're conservative, vote Libertarian. If you're liberal, vote Green or even Socialist. If you're more middle of the road as I am, split your vote between the minor parties.

      A vote for a Republican or a Democrat is a vote for Universal Pictures (French) or Chrysler (German). Vote American - vote third party!

      And please, folks, don't stay home because you're sick of "both" parties. You'll be seen as apathetic. A vote for a third party is the only way to protest, a vote for a third party is the only vote that counts.

    2. Re:What's commerical? What's explicit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out the political party Gonzales is a part of, and vote for the other one in November.

      If you read the article, you would know that the democrats tried to do the same thing. Don't just blindly vote for a party. Use your brains, spend some time learning about indiidual candidates, and write letters to your representatives letting them know that people object to this.

    3. Re:What's commerical? What's explicit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunatly voting for a 3rd party as a form of protest is exactly how a self confessed neo nazi very nearly made it into power in france not that many years ago. Don't protest vote, it'll bite you in the ass. Choose a half decient candidate who has a chance in hell of actually being elected instead.

    4. Re:What's commerical? What's explicit? by evil_Tak · · Score: 1

      Will Slashdot have to put up a "sexually explicit" warning just in case some geek posts a comment about his hot-and-bothered thoughts about Princess Leia or Natalie Portman covered with grits?

      You're missing the real payload here - Carrie Fisher AND Natalie Portman covered with grits!

      (Or Princess Leia and Senator Amidala - not quite sure why you mixed actors/roles)

  69. JESUS H. CHRIST!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Our" legislators never cease to amaze me. Is my shitty blog a "commercial website?" If so, if I do a Paxil Diary type of thing (I used to keep a K-5 diary about my inability to get laid), how would I mark it? Would I have to mark the whole site, or just pages where I say "fuck?" Will it be marked as pr0n if I say "shit" or "Goddamnit"?

    Will someone on, say, Geocities be covered, since Geocities is a commercial venture? If so, when someone posts pics of their ass on a scanner, who goes to jail, the guy who posts the pics as a hobby, or the comercial entity that owns the URL?

    The way this sounds, I could take the Google ads off my blog (making it no longer "commercial"... and would I actually have to make money?) and post hardore bestiality, rape-and-snuff flicks, etc?

    And... have none of these morons noticed that our... sorry, THEIR laws don't affect The Register or any other site not in the US? I mean, as long as Orlowski or someone doesn't post the close ups of the lesbians getting it on in the black helicopter, or Janet Reno doing it with a Dalek?

    What the fuck... would this post need the mark?

    How about we just pass a law making it illegal for US youths under 18 to use the internet? Nah, makes too much sense.

  70. Still ashamed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems Americans are still highly ashamed of sex.
    I think that the signing of web sites, and correction of the words they use is fine, but to make it a crime that gets you in jail is ridiculous.

    The sex industry shouldn't be illegal, as shouldn't be light drugs.
    The taxes could be stupidly high, but it would be something!
    A step in the right direction...

  71. Re:Hell's frozen over! by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

    And you get a few countries that lack the expertise to get their own internet running but do have a sizeable military force. Destroying, at least temporarily, the online businesses and government functions of an entire country. That would escalate beyond "strong condemnations" and "sanctions" very quickly. And then things would get interesting.

  72. Start the ratcheting .. by Entropy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    a mandatory website self-rating system. The system, very similar to one suggested under Clinton's administration, would require by law all commercial websites

    Self rating yet mandatory? Is it me or is there an inherent contradiction in this? This is just a law to get "a foot in the door" so the government can have more excuses to eventually control the net as a whole. "Self regulation has been proven to fail, we MUST apply this NEW more restrictive law ..." will come down the pike a couple years after this has passed.

    Bastids.

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    1. Re:Start the ratcheting .. by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      " Self rating yet mandatory? Is it me or is there an inherent contradiction in this? "

      It is just you. They are telling you that you must rate your website, rather than having, say, the Federal Internet Ratings Board (FIRB) rating your website for you.

      But you are correct in your assesment of the long-term goals. This new anti-pronography crusade is a front to garner public support for wide-spread monitoring of the internet.

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    2. Re:Start the ratcheting .. by WinDoze · · Score: 1

      Interesting that this only applies to commercial websites. Last time I checked (accidentally), goatse.cx was not a commercial website.

    3. Re:Start the ratcheting .. by Entropy · · Score: 1

      Is it just me? What if I rate it "all's well here, anyone can come on in and the water's fine!" - but I have, *gasp*, porno on it? The government will IGNORE MY RATING and charge me anyway. So "self rating" is out, isn't it? They will be enforcing a certain standard, and telling you to paint that way ..

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    4. Re:Start the ratcheting .. by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      I think it is just you.

      When they say "self-rating", they are talking about who is going to do the work of rating individual sites, not developing a rating standard.

      They're not saying, "Make up your own rating standard, apply it to your website, and then tell us how it rates, according to your system". They are saying, "All of you website owners, check out these new federal guidelines for rating websites, rate your accordingly and put the rating on the site. It's mandatory, so go ahead and do it yourself right now, we're not going to rate your site for you. If we find that you haven't rated your site according to our standard by the deadline, you'll be in trouble. "

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  73. Either way, his numbers seemed off to me by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In his press release, Mr. Gonzales brought up the statistic that "one in five children has been solicited online".

    To which my wife and I looked at each other and went "Uh - really. One in five."

    And then I started to wonder. Was this children solicited by adults? How are we defining children? Is this just a sampling of MySpace users, assuming that all solicitees are children, and all soliciters are adults? Are we including two teenagers including lovey-dovey emails to each other, or kids hanging out in Pokemon chat rooms getting hit on my a pedophile?

    I'd like to see the numbers, because I've been in lots of forums, have recieved emails from adults and teens about things I've written (like a "Xenosaga Backtracking" article), and I haven't seen a random person pop up in one of these forums "Hey, that's a nice Pikachu - now I'd like to see you naked!"

    Granted, maybe I'm naive - but I have the feeling that "one in five" is either inflated, or including things that most people would never consider solicitation (again, such as minors hitting on minors).

    1. Re:Either way, his numbers seemed off to me by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      In his press release, Mr. Gonzales brought up the statistic that "one in five children has been solicited online".

      78.34% of statistics put forth in press releases are pulled out of the presenters' posteriors, and are picked only to support the presenters' viewpoint. The other 30.32% are just wrong. :-) You can probably adjust both those numbers up when the presenters are politicians.

    2. Re:Either way, his numbers seemed off to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like: "Hey, that's a nice Pikachu - wouldn't you want to have a penis of that size?"

    3. Re:Either way, his numbers seemed off to me by spahn · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://www.reason.com/hitandrun/2006/04/the_stone_ phill.shtml#013567This blog post explains where & how this stat probably came from:

      Yesterday, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales issued a kiddie porn "wake-up call":

      "It is not an exaggeration to say that we are in the midst of an epidemic in the production and trafficking of movies and images depicting the sexual abuse of children," Gonzales said.

      "The threat is frighteningly real, it is growing rapidly, and it must be stopped."

      The attorney general said one of every five children online is now solicited. He cited a recent estimate that 50,000 predators are online at any given time prowling for children.

      Gonzales attributed the one-in-five stat to "one study," which is most likely a 2000 report conducted by the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. But way back in 2001, Spiked Online's Sandy Starr actually read that report:
      The NCMEC's national survey of 1501 American 10- to 17-year-olds found that 'approximately one in five received a sexual solicitation or approach over the internet in the last year'. There is a huge leap from 'sexual solicitation or approach'...to 'approached by a paedophile'.

      The report found that almost half of the solicitations reported did not come from an adult, but from other children: 'juveniles made 48 percent of the overall and 48 percent of the aggressive solicitations.' The report also points out that only 'one quarter of young people who reported these incidents were distressed by them'. 'Sexual solicitations' between children in an internet chat room are the online equivalent of adolescent fumbling, a world away from the threat of paedophilia.

      Gonzales himself gave the source for the 50,000 prowling predators, citing "the television program Dateline."

    4. Re:Either way, his numbers seemed off to me by centipetalforce · · Score: 1

      1 in 5 sounds about like the number of kids who would lie in a survey about being solicited sex online.

    5. Re:Either way, his numbers seemed off to me by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      In his press release, Mr. Gonzales brought up the statistic that "one in five children has been solicited online".

      The original quote that I heard was that "one in five teenagers has been solicited online". Last time I checked, it's legally OK to chat up an 18 year old.

      But even if my memory was wrong and they really did mean younger kids, the next obvious question is: how many have been solicited in real life? Given that the definition of sexual harassment has been repeatedly diluted to the point that being asked out by an unattractive person counts, I'd dare say that almost 100% of us have been solicited (or a solicitor per their definition) at least once.

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    6. Re:Either way, his numbers seemed off to me by eggsovereasy · · Score: 1

      "diluted to the point that being asked out by an unattractive person counts" I so screwed :(

  74. Google by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this will impact google cache or google images searches.

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  75. 5 years imprisonment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Come on.. 5 years imprisonment for posting a picture of a nude girl or a couple having 'intercourse'!? I've heard of killers getting less of a sentence in prison! That penalty is just ludicrous for the 'crime'. Make the tax payer shell out more money to cover more prisons to house the 'criminals' who make a business off of pornogrophy if they dont comply with marking or rating their pages. Brilliant!

    Were talking about the unregulated Internet here. I could see if the Internet was split up into mini-internets in order for this kind of law to make even the least bit of sense. Granted I understand where it's coming from, but giving the ticket to the whole as opposed to the real troublemakers???

    Rather than do such a law, they should rather startup a porn misguidance committee or something and have that 'task force' go after the one's that legitemately masquerade as something else. But still you will run into the crux of what happens when you discover all the bad guys have just moved their servers overseas? Your still back at the same square one, albeit the whole industry won't be hampered by such a sorely underthought law.

    This penalty shouldn't even be punishable by a prison sentence it should be a fine at the most.
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    Sounds to me like a great idea for getting porn to just migrate out of the country and have american US dollars go overseas and water down it's value. Granted I don't have a porn subscription and I'm not pro-porn bla bla bla. But this law is a little retarded in my opinion but it meets the criteria for a great law to be passed:

    1. Must cost an immense ammount of money to implement
    2. Must hurt the whole targeted body - in this case the porn industry
    3. Must affect the tax payer - in the cost of jailing these new 'criminals'
    4. Must oppress the public in some way further delluting their rights.
    5. Must not serve it's purpose - too many loopholes and simple ways to get around this law

    If you sit down and think about it, the Internet in it's current state is pretty darn well off for us the people regulating it. Heck it even provides new business avenues for profits by the tools that could potentially detect these illegal sites etc..

    This bill will only help advance new methods for the bad guys out there to get around it, it's the proper bill to instigate not just a whole new range of methods to still get porn to your front door, but also who knows what else since it would be the first real regulation on the Internet and I'm sure it would open the flood gates for more.

    Atleast the way it is right now, we have less of a tax burden, a free internet, and a profitable commercial industry based on just catching the bad guys of the Internet. I think this bill needs plenty of revisions and criticism to make it into something even worth considering passing first.

  76. Re:Hell's frozen over! by orthogonal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While looking around the web, we accidently found this site.

    So every commercial site (is slashdot commercial? They sell subscriptions) should have to go to enormous expense to label it pages or risk five years of jail time -- because you and your wife make typos?

    My god, do you and your wife ever make the mistake of buying the wrong toothpaste at the grocery? Perhaps we ought to abolish the Free Market and go to a Soviet system of allowing only one brand of toothpaste, to protect your family.

    While we're at it, do you and the wife ever have a little too much to drink? Perhaps we ought to bring back Prohibition to save you from your hangovers.

    Part of being a free citizen means not asking the government to hold your hand to prevent you from making stupid mistakes. By all means, if you feel you can't handle the consequences of typos, get rid of your Internet service. But don't ask the rest of America to go to great trouble and expense just because you can't type.

    Incidentally, what lasting harm did seeing this porno site do to you, that its owners should risk five years in prison? You still seem to be around, your wife and kids are still alive -- did your marriage break up or you dog die because of this typo?

  77. New crimes by Stiletto · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A second new crime... A third new crime...

    Am I the only one who is disgusted by the wording? What, are prisons not full enough yet?

    I guess when there are not enough criminals, we just have to make new crimes...

  78. Re:Hell's frozen over! by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

    And then the rest of the world splits off a new internet, and it hurts everyone (especially anyone who wants to go to those Amsterdam porn sites).

  79. Re:Hell's frozen over! by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

    All I know is that if I saw that cheerleader squad, I'd pay quite a bit of attention to their pom-poms.

  80. Re:Hell's frozen over! by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is prior restraint, and this is one of the reasons the First Amendment was passed.

    We have 9/11. This is one of the reasons the First Amendment, along with the Fourth, is being repealed. Such hypocrisy from the gov't(what else could we expect?), lecturing China about freedom of speech while trying to pull this off.

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  81. Thank Goodness... by Dracophile · · Score: 1

    ...that someone is looking after my morals for me! Good heavens, I couldn't possibly manage it myself.

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  82. Didnt this end like 5 years ago? by Tweekster · · Score: 1

    Seriousely, I cannot even remember the last time I stumbled across porn when I wasnt looking for it.

    People used to say this was sooo common like 5 years ago, yet it never ever happened to me. Maybe their kids were looking for porn and then got caught so they claimed they just "stumbled" upon it.

    Remember, porn companies want subscribers, not kids wasting bandwidth.

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  83. Goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think goatse linkers should get the chair.

  84. Utopia. by EddyPearson · · Score: 1

    The theory sounds wonderful. I'm sure most of us would welcome this new, cleaner, streak free, web with open arms. However, think about it, how can you enforce a "law" throughout an world where the internet is anarchic at best, and chaos at worst.

    They can pass as many ammendments and laws as they like, it still won't stop the Russians "mis-labeling" their sites. The Chinese will still send me e-mails offering spam servers, and bad things will keep happening.

    If they pass this law, a few people will be punished, the vast majority will not, lots of taxpayers money will be wasted on enforcing a law to save face, and eventually the US will lose credibility for introducing a law they have no hope of fairly enforcing.

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  85. Re:Future criminal prosecutions - the future is no by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is this what we want, a paternalistic government and a paranoid society?

    We'll find out in November.

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  86. What is pr0n to you? by houghi · · Score: 1

    What do you call sexualy explicit? Perhasps people jerk of when seeing a picture of Condoleeza Rice Hell, we have all seen the pictures of the boy jerking of to a video game and then there is Wilma Flinstone. Rahhhh!

    What is even scarier is that both parties come up with the same idea. So far the idea of 'voting makes a difference' and 'democracy works'. Damned if you do and damned if you don't.

    Free speech and freedom are not thing you get, you have to work for them. It seems that the American public has voted and opted for the Roman solution of "bread and games" or McD and WWE. At least the Romans had real food and real games.

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  87. Re:Hell's frozen over! by dereference · · Score: 1
    This won't work, unless it's an international standard.

    And even that won't work either. It's inherently flawed.

    It seems I just posted about this very topic, and it's still entirely relevant. Rather than copy-and-paste, here's the link.

  88. JOSEPH SMITH, JR!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or MARTIN LUTHER!!!!!

    This ain't Christ pulling this mormon shit. It's all the fucking protestants. The ones who smoke and drink and fuck hookers in the closet, wipe their dick off with a paper towel, then walk back out to the party and tell all the sinners why their lifes are immoral.

    Martin Luther was actually a pretty decent old chap, but there were a lot of cocksuckers in the establishment. Cocksuckers like Joseph Smith Jr. Oliver Cromwell, too.

    So, it is incorrect to blame Christ. In this case, it's Martin Luther that is at fault. However, in the specific case of Orin Hatch or Gonzalez, it's Joseph Smith Jr. that you should be cussing.

  89. Re:I specifically don't like Gonzales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I can sympathize with your general dislike of Gonzales, I specifically dislike having an attorney general who has written a brief favoring the use of torture. As an American, I am embarrassed by this and will continue to put forth best efforts to make him unemployed.

  90. Re:Future criminal prosecutions - the future is no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    problem is as we all sit here and wait for it to be fixed it will be too late.

    surely is too late already :(

  91. Re:Hell's frozen over! by Saiyajin18 · · Score: 1

    Does this mean for underwear manufacturer's websites? Is fruitoftheloom.com now considered a porn site?

  92. Restoring civil liberties through ratings systems by dominator · · Score: 1

    I'm tired of my liberties evaporating because what I might do, say, see, or hear might offend little children's fragile eyes and ears. As a poster here once said, "won't someone please think of the children" is the Bill of Right's root password.

    So let's beat the Feds by thinking of the children here too. Let's implement quality rating systems for websites, just like we do for TV, video games, and movies. Then, let's educate parents on how to use the V-chips in their TVs and the filtering software on their computers. We'll let the parents have a powerful, reliable filter so that they can decide what they and their children see and hear.

    Then, get the FCC and the rest of government the heck out of my way, and let me see and hear "obscenity" on the damned television and library computers if I want to. Give me small government here, whose job is to make sure that I have enough reliable information in order to make an informed decision for myself and my family, and not legislate morality. And then let the market run its course.

    Of course, I don't think that this is likely. We'd likely get the worst of both worlds here - the FCC legislating what is/is not "obscenity", COPPA, AND a mandatory ratings system for websites. But a man can dream, can't he?

  93. Where's the demand? by metamatic · · Score: 1

    We already have rating systems that are in use and allow for self-rating. If there was demand for a search engine that only returned rated pages, I'm sure Google or someone would have set one up.

    In fact, why don't the government simply pay someone to set up a search engine that only returns filtered pages? Sure, it's a waste of tax dollars, but if they're so sure it's needed, better that than some ill thought out piece of unnecessary legislation.

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  94. In Other Words by VxJasonxV · · Score: 1

    In Other Words, they're going to make the ICRA a federal program and absolute requirement in all web design?

  95. Re:Hell's frozen over! by spun · · Score: 1, Funny

    Incidentally, what lasting harm did seeing this porno site do to you, that its owners should risk five years in prison?

    No, but they both suffer from clinical depression now that they know how boring their sex life is and how small his penis is.

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  96. One mans meat is another mans Barbie... or somethn by hoggoth · · Score: 1

    > a site that might pop up in searches for Barbie dolls or Teletubbies but actually features sexually explicit photographs

    However, if the site featured Barbie dolls having sex with Teletubbies, then popping up in searches for Barbie dolls and Teletubbies would be perfectly appropriate.

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  97. Another Shell Game by 0x0000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Like so much of the spew that the current US Regime continues to produce, this is clearly another case of "distract them while we slip it to them". I am actually surprised that out of the 40-some-odd posts I've read here about this resurrection of Tipper's late abortive attempt at protecting the Internet from Children, only one of them has even mentioned the real thrust of this legislation - which unsurprisingly has nothing at all to with pr0n or protection of netizens from it.

    Gonzales also warned that Internet service providers must begin to retain records of their customers' activities to aid in future criminal prosecutions -TFA

    This is wrong on a number of levels, and Gonzales' attempt to exploit minors as "victims" of the Internet and its alleged pr0n is just that: Another Republicrat attempt to exploit children as a means of manipulating their parents.

    Furthermore, fuck Gonzales and his repeated and ongoing assertions that use of the Internet is de facto evidence of some "criminal activity". He is at the heart of what is arguably the most criminal Regime ever to control the US - the crimes of his mentors in this administration start with treason and continue down thru spousal abuse and criminal malfeasance. How can it not be obvious that this pathetic smokescreen is simply backing for his attempts to force ISPs to aid in government efforts to regulate and control political Speech?

    A headline has been running for several days now concerning Yahoo's apparent liability in the imprisonment of a Chinese national for political speech in China. How much longer before we see reports that ATT, Google, Yahoo, or MSN have supplied information leading to the political imprisonment of US citizens? Careful, that's a trick question - if that Chinese fellow had been in the US, he would have been labelled a terrorist, and there would have been no reports, since there is no longer any requirement that the govt announce the fact once they have imprisoned a citizen for this new class of "crimes"....

    "You might be gang-related..."
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    1. Re:Another Shell Game by khchung · · Score: 1

      How much longer before we see reports that ATT, Google, Yahoo, or MSN have supplied information leading to the political imprisonment of US citizens?

      This one is easy: You won't be seeing those reports, because by then, it would be illegal to report those incidents.

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    2. Re:Another Shell Game by 0x0000 · · Score: 1

      Bingo. Got it on the first try. You get a cookie ;)

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  98. Joy-Killers by MrPeng · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The hypocricy of these people never ceases to amaze. They are gung ho for small goverment and no regulation when it comes to pollution, extraction, destruction, corruption raping the land and raping the worker but Jesus Forfend there should be SEX anywhere. Then its CRIMINAL!!! Asshats.

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  99. You're right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Plus it's been (mostly) solved already without all this stupid mandatory tagging crap.

    Do a google image search for barbie. No problem, no sex. Now turn off SafeSearch filtering. Page 5 is when you start seeing fairly explicit sexual content. I guess no more adult entertainers can be named barbie from now on. What a stupid proposal Mr. Gonzales.

  100. Re:Hell's frozen over! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So every commercial site (is slashdot commercial? They sell subscriptions) should have to go to enormous expense to label it pages or risk five years of jail time

    Didn't say that. Just trying to illustrate that not all sites may act in good faith in self ratings.

    Part of being a free citizen means not asking the government to hold your hand to prevent you from making stupid mistakes. Making a typo on a website is a simple mistake that anyone can make that anyone can make. I'm not asking the government to prevent me from making a simple mistake. What wouldn't be bad would be for companies not to exploit these simple mistakes.

    Incidentally, what lasting harm did seeing this porno site do to you, that its owners should risk five years in prison?

    From my original post: Somewhat agree with you on that portions are reasonable.

    Nowhere did I say that I agree that five years in prison is reasonable. I agreed with portions but didn't specify every possible detail that I agree or disagree with. As a parent, I think self rating of sites would act much like the film/TV rating systems. I can then choose what to allow my children to see based on their ability to process the information. My son who is 12 probably has seen some things that other parents would not prefer to let their 12 year olds see while I'm sure he's also not seen some things other parents have let their 12 years olds see. The ability to make these decisions will either require that I watch every single moment that my kids (daughter is 9 by the way) are on the Internet or that I use software to assist, which will require some ability to either self rate content or use provider ratings.

    By all means, if you feel you can't handle the consequences of typos

    Not sure if another response below was accurate in the British spelling but what purpose would a person have for intentionally mispelling a website if they wanted to get legitimate viewers? At some age, processing the returned information from a typo-website is easily managed. Obviously there are reasons why certain subjects are brought up as a child ages and is capable of handling the information in an appropriate fashion. Would you care to explain say "sex with animals" to a 9 year old if a typo site was close to barbie.com for example? Some people/companies are going to be ethical in their business conduct while others won't. The only way to ensure that in some cases is regulation which may result in fines or imprisonment. Is five years appropriate in this case, probably not. Would moving them to an appropriate website name make more sense? Maybe. I'm not trying to argue what the appropriate punishment would be...too many things to consider plus I have work that needs to be done before the end of the day here. Self rating though seems a good idea, otherwise the government may be forced to start rating sites and I don't think anyone would want that to happen.

    should have to go to enormous expense to label it pages

    Oh, I would expect that most sites probably have header/footer files that could easily include a rating tag. I am not sure where the enormous expense comes in, especially for commercial websites.

    By your attitude, I would guess that you are a single male with no children so providing parents some ability to monitor their kids activities is probably not something you worry about. A self rating of content wouldn't be a big burden on sites and would allow parents to be parents. I believe there are controls in place now to keep minors from getting uncontrolled access to alcohol and age appropriate materials in stores and most people don't complain too much about them. Without self ratings, I would fear imposed ratings.

    Jim

  101. Alright you pervs... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Can anyone please tell me what's wrong with restricting content like "Free mpeg sample! Download"? ANYONE can download them. Yes, including minors. This material should be hidden from everyone young enough to not have a credit card (call them minors or leechers, whatever you please).

    I applaud this regulation effort. And let me add: About friggin' time.

  102. When are they gonna realize... by danpsmith · · Score: 1

    ...that you can't have everything fit a movie G, PG, PG-13, R, etc. fucking model.

    The Internet is, plain and simply, not a place for small children to venture unsupervised.

    How about instead of fucking with the nature of the beast, we limit exposure instead?

    Oh, no, that would require parenting, and who wants to do that?

    I don't need a rating system on the Internet, I'll decide what I want to see. Porn sites are usually willing to present themselves to filter companies anyway, they aren't trying to show your children porno any more than you are, they can't make money off a 5 year old...

    Just another way of trying to make the Internet like everything else, and I hope it fails miserably.

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  103. I think this begs the bigger question... by Xichekolas · · Score: 1

    ... why are we so uptight about nudity in this country?

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  104. This Sex Thing Is Old Hat by SEWilco · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if I'll be able to view my family's web site after I put on a rating for the genealogy information. It shows in there that people are making babies all over the country.

  105. Re:Future criminal prosecutions - the future is no by zaren · · Score: 0, Troll

    I was inspired to write my congresscritters and other elected officials about a news report yesterday about Mr. Gonzales and his latest push against kiddie pr0n. I sent the following:

    ---
    CNN has posted an article on their web site this evening (http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/04/20/gonzales.porn/i ndex.html) stating that Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is "sending to Congress a legislative package that includes greater penalties and improved cooperation from Internet service providers".

    The United States Department of Justice has already clearly spelled out that trafficking in child pornography on the Internet is a Federal offense (http://www.usdoj.gov/criminal/ceos/citizensguide_ porn.html). Shouldn't Attorney General Gonzales be making his best effort to ensure that the laws that are already on the books are being enforced, as opposed to attempting to enact new laws that will - as has been seen and documented with the PATRIOT Act, and the DMCA (Digital Millenium Copyright Act) - surely be twisted beyond their originally declared scope to further weaken our civil liberties and rights as free citizens?

    In light of recent news reports that AT&T has willingly supported the NSA in efforts to *illegally* monitor telephone and Internet traffic of it's customer base (http://www.eff.org/news/archives/2006_04.php#0045 38), in addition to the uproar over the President's use of illegal wiretaps (http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/12/17/bush.nsa/i ndex.html) the last thing that is needed is further opportunities to allow excessive monitoring of our civilian activities by government officials, especially under the transparent disguise of "thinking of the children".

    I'm no fan of kiddie porn or it's consumers, but there's no need for this new legislation. There are already laws on the books, laws that have been tested and proven to be effective against criminals, as well as secure from abuse by those who would seek to limit our freedoms. Use THOSE laws. Keep the LAW-BREAKERS in fear, not the honest citizens.
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  106. All this frickin' censorship by dekket · · Score: 1

    Me, being one who loves his freedom, can't do anything but hate this shit.
    Besides, porn exists everywhere - why? Because people want it. If its not available on the internet, or it gets difficult to find on the internet, we'll just go back to buying magazines and videos from the adult store - like we used to do.
    The internet just made it easier.

    I blame it all on religion. There's always this underlying thing with sex and porn being "bad". Quit being such assholes and let the ones who wanna jerk off to porn do that, and quit forcing your conservative moral onto the ones who don't share it.
    This isn't about protecting anyone, it's about control.

    And for cryin' out loud, if you don't want your kids jerking off to porn, rip the TP cable out. Could I make it anymore simple?

  107. Free speech! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember, the 1st amendment isn't really for you, it's only for content that white middle class American Christians care about. But that's ok, because you all silently agreed when religious hate speech, child porn and racist speech was restricted, and that's ok because it's _bad_ free expression. Well done Americans, be proud of yourselves!

  108. What's wrong with them? by Vexorian · · Score: 1
    For god's sake, children will eventually see a naked body. It is not like that after seeing a naked person they will become sex addicts or perverts or anything. And what would they do about:
    • Art
    • Forumers that have nothing to do with the administrators of a site but post nude pics in their forums
    • Torrents
    • Anatomy/ Medical sites
    ?
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    Copyright infringement is "piracy" in the same way DRM is "consumer rape"
  109. The Devil is in the Details by cohomology · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not *quite* a First Amendment absolutist (which part of "Congress shall make no law abridging [...] the freedom of speech" don't you understand?), but it is really, really hard to write a good law to accomplish what censors want to do.

    Proposals like this amount to little more than political grandstanding. Legislators and their staffs know perfectly well what the courts have ruled on restrictions on speech. The problems caused by various forms of "offensive speech" are real (ask any parent), but government is severely limited in what it can do about it by the First Amendment:

    The fact that it "merely" proposes labeling won't save it. Because of the stiff penalties, it would encourage self-censorship -- which is often the most damaging kind. The threat of prosecution under a vague law amounts to a restriction on speech.

    It is a content-specific regulation of speech, and therefore courts will apply a very strict standard when testing whether it violates the First Amendment. Commercial speech receives less protection than artistic or political speech, but there will be a fight defining which web sites are covered by the law.
    What about Benetton ads? They are commercial, political, and artistic at the same time! (Even if you don't like them)

    It needs to carefully define what is prohibited, otherwise it will challenged because nobody can tell what they are required to do. The word "obscenity" has a legal definition, in terms of local community standards (problematic on the internet), but words like "pornographic", "sexually explicit", or "harmful to minors" are not legal terms, and the law would have to define them. The most important question will be "who decides." Local communities (and juries) have a lot more leeway than the federal government - which is strictly forbidden to regulate speech.

    Of course, the proposal will probably get some votes, and embarrass members of Congress who vote against it. That is the purpose of the proposal.

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    1. Re:The Devil is in the Details by DraKKon · · Score: 1
      ...but words like "pornographic", "sexually explicit", or "harmful to minors" are not legal terms, and the law would have to define them.


      That hasn't stopped the FCC from handing out a boatload of fines for indecent material. No one has defined what 'indecent' is. We all know what the seven forbidden words are, as they are defined. I'm strongly dissappointed with the direction the last few 'leaders' are taking this country in.

      Land of the free.. my ass.
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  110. Sort of like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Bible. It purports to tell the history of the world since its creation and everything you need to know about the origins and fate of the entire universe--as well as scads of handy tips for diet and dress--in less space than a Harry Potter installment, yet, from that we have the Catholic church. Where precisely in the original document did we lay out that horrendously complicated, money-suckign bureaucracy?

    1. Re:Sort of like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, to be fair, harry potter is printed on construction paper in big print, and bibles are typically printed on onion-skin paper in rediculously tiny print

  111. My those kids today.... by SteveFoerster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Granted, maybe I'm naive - but I have the feeling that "one in five" is either inflated, or including things that most people would never consider solicitation (again, such as minors hitting on minors).

    How about minors hitting on adults? I had a conversation the other day with a mother of two teenage boys who found out that they were pretending to be adults and responding to personals ads put up by adult women.

    (Why didn't they have the Web when I was a kid?)

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  112. Re:Future criminal prosecutions - the future is no by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    There are already laws on the books, laws that have been tested and proven to be effective against criminals, as well as secure from abuse by those who would seek to limit our freedoms. Use THOSE laws.

    Well said, I wish people would actually enforce the current laws before making new overlapping ones.

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  113. Cue Paranoia by Java+Ape · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm getting very worried about the religeous right dictating legislation. As it happens, I am personally opposed to pornography, but strongly believe in the individuals right to choose. This legislation seems to be trying to strike the right balance by making sexually-explicit content self-label. However, as the maintainer of several websites, I have some concerns:
    • The "Please protect the children" plea is overused, and raises a red flag for me. Once censorship is approved for one set of materials, it becomes very easy to gradually expand that list to include all materials deemed dangerous/undesirable by the ruling class. I see the camel's nose coming into the public tent.
    • All sex-related legislation suffers from the difficulty of defining the material affected by the legislation. My wife reads romance novels that I would probably classify as pornographic. Naturally, she disagrees. I have seen nude photography that, in my opinion, is clearly art, but others would denounce as blatantly sexual. Humans are complex creatures, and highly sexual in nature -- nearly any object or body-part can be considered sexually-charged in some context. So, who makes the rules? As soon as breasts/genetalia are outlawed, some moral watchdog will point out that tight clothing, short skirts or exposed ankles are also inherently "sexy" and should be regulated. Burka's all around!
    • Apparently it will be a crime for a sexually-explicit theme to be linked to innocent search terms in a search engine. Interesting. I don't control the search engines, or how they associate text and sites -- in fact those algorithms are carefully protected. So, if Yahoo, for reasons known only to it, indexes my site under "Cartoons" or "Fun" or whatever, I can be held criminally accuntable even I have labeled any explicit material as mature, and provide an opportunity for the underaged to exit? There's a serious flaw in this reasoning.
    1. Re:Cue Paranoia by Shadyman · · Score: 1

      'Won't someone PLEASE think of the children??'

    2. Re:Cue Paranoia by Java+Ape · · Score: 1

      LOL! Thanks Shadyman, I needed to hear that one more time! Now, what do those poor children need today: my money, my liberty, or my life???

  114. It's all statistics by Sebilrazen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Imagine you have a study of solicitations per 100 children. Those 100 children report 20 solicitations. That's 1 in 5 right?

    Wrong. Why? Because that could be 1 child that frequents certain sites of ill-repute and getting 20 solicitations. That's 1 in 100, not the aforementioned 1 in 5. While I don't think it's that low, I don't think it's that high.

    Odd how a story about porn reveals the perverse nature of statistics.

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  115. A good start. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next, force all women in the USA to wear burkas. Then forcibly convert everyone to Islamo-puritan style-Christianity. Then wonder where all your freedoms of dress, speech, and religion went.

    Sex, and depictions of sex, is not the enemy. Religion is the enemy. More wars have been started by religions than any other single cause; and yet it can be taught to anyone, anytime, of any age. Sacrifices on stone altars, bloody crucifixes, and prayers to a bloody god of sacrifice and vengence are not.

  116. Re:The legal implications of the word by Fish+(David+Trout) · · Score: 1

    Fuckin' ay!

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  117. Re:Hell's frozen over! by hector_uk · · Score: 1

    "That page is a virus. Avast caught it and aborted it luckily." no shit sherlock i gave a warning. someone mod -10 bluetarded.

  118. Re:Future criminal prosecutions - the future is no by gstoddart · · Score: 1
    During his speech, Gonzales also warned that Internet service providers must begin to retain records of their customers' activities to aid in future criminal prosecutions

    Future criminal prosecutions, whenever the government deems it necessary for those who might cause problems for them. The implication is the government does not trust its own citizenry, and must have the ability to invade their privacy at any time in order to control or silence them.

    Scary isn't it. We'll track everything you do so that when we get around to outlawing it, we'll be able to go back and prosecute you for it.

    They're turning ISPs into an intelligence/surveilance branch of the government. And that's just scary!!

    The American government scares the crap outta me nowadays.
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  119. Dynamic content by phorm · · Score: 1

    OK, well here's the thing. The internet is a dynamic medium. You can rate a book, it doesn't really change. You can rate a magazine, same thing. You can rate a photograph, or a painting....

    You could possibly place an overall rating on a domain.

    You cannot realistically rate individual pages. Forums, blogs, etc all have dynamic content. It can change every day, every hour, every minute. Given that, there's no overall tag saying if it's "appropriate" (and who decides what the definition of this is, anyhow) at any given moment.

  120. When people without a clue make laws... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Without even pondering lengthy over the subject, there are SO many legal issues with this one that it makes one wonder who came up with junk like this?

    First of all, the 'net is international. What do you want to do? Shut foreign sites out because they could have untagged porn? Welcome to China, Mr. Bush.

    Yes, it could happen that the law jumps borders. But remember, kids, there are countries that have more serious problems than the question whether li'l Jonny sees boobies. As long as li'l Jonny uses dad's credit card to get them, I guess the authorities in Generistan will not bother shutting down the porn site. They'll "warn" it and in two or three years they'll take a look if the provider complied (or maybe if he closed down and opened under a different name, then they might "warn" him again).

    Hey, it's money for the country!

    Besides, did it ever occur to you that different countries would see different content differently? What is PG there could be R here. Or (more likely) the other way 'round. Frontal nudity? Could be PG.

    It somehow hurts when people who don't know jack about something hold legal power over it. Could you at the very least PLEASE at least let your kids check the law if it holds at least a drop of water?

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  121. P3P: Platform for Pornography Preferences by DanCentury · · Score: 1

    What's next: "P3P" Platform for Pornography Preferences? I can't wait to go to jail for posting a dirty joke on my web site.

    Parents: please take some responsibility in parently your children. (Pumping your kid full of Ritalin and hoping for the best != parenting, BTW).

    (Frankly, I wish there was a mechanism to keep people under 18 off my web site. It would save me a lot of frustration dealing with inane emails and blog posts, as well as kids hotlinking my images for their myspace accounts and other forums.)

  122. All it takes by Soapy+One · · Score: 1

    All it takes is parents watching their children and teaching them safe surfing habits. Any child too young to understand how to safely navigate the internet has no business using the internet unsupervised. Rather than all these censorship laws, violent video game laws, and other controlling legislation, we should just have good parenting legislation passed. It would take care of most of our problems.

  123. Metatags and Homepages are now censorship? by HighOrbit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Censorship is limitation on content. This proposal does not limit content, nor does it pose an unreasonable burden on the viewer or the website.

    Requiring a MetaTag does not rise to censorship, because it does not limit content. It's truth in advertising. It's also is trivial to implement. Requiring a home page with a enter button (that would set a cookie or session to signify acceptance for the rest of the site) also does not limit content. It too is trivial to implement. It would also probably withstand challange in court since it is no more restrictive than the brown paper cover over a magazine, which is already required in many places.

    If this proposal limited content or imposed an onerous burden, then I too would call it censorship. But it does neither.

  124. What kind of "mark"? by setantae · · Score: 1

    place 'marks and notices' on each page containing 'sexually explicit' content

    What, like a picture of a cock?

  125. Here's the voluntary rating for my website: by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1

    This website rated: FUCK YOU.

  126. ...and somewhere in the distance... by HellYeahAutomaton · · Score: 1
    MPAA begins testing their own secret web browser complete with ratings of every web site.

    "The following web site has been rated PG-...".

    ILLEGAL OPERATION

  127. Why Internet Content Rating does not work by kris · · Score: 1

    http://kris.koehntopp.de/artikel/rating_does_not_w ork/

    Why Internet Content Rating and Selection does not work
      In April and May 1999 my wife and I were working with others on a study on controlling harmful and prohibited content on the Internet. The study favoured Internet Content Rating and Selection as the premier method of content control, but during our work on the study we found that ICR&S systems have a lot of fundamental problems which stem from the nature of the media and which make it impossible to create a useful ICR&S system.

    - Internet Content Rating and Selection applies only to the Web
    - Labeling content that is not harmful nor prohibited is a requirement but cannot be enforced
    - Establishing a metric invites a dysfunction
    - Translating from one metric into another does not work
    - E-commerce and ICR&S are natural adversaries
    - Proxy-based ICR&S cannot work in an E-commerce enabled environment
    - Recipient-based ICR&S can only work in a cooperative setting
    - Third Party Rating cannot be based on URLs
    - Third Party Rating cannot keep up
    - Third Party Rating creates privacy issues
    - Third Party Rating has no standard complaints procedure
    - First Party Rating cannot be enforced
    - First Party Rating does not scale down the problem enough
    - Labels need to be tamperproof and tamperproof labels are expensive
    - Wildcard labels cannot be checksummed
    - Content rating cannot keep up with dynamic content creation
    - Dynamically creating content labels is expensive in current implementations
    - ICR&S systems may make error diagnosis more complicated and will decrease performance
    - False application
    - False positives destroy trust into ICR&S and into the Internet

    Summary: The easiest way out for everybody is just to rate their website as "XXX" no matter what content is on there. That way you are on the save side of the law liability-wise, and if some kiddo cannot view your side, let that kid complain to their parents.

    Now, what exactly is the penalty for overrating your site?

  128. Hi-Res: The new voyeur crime? by DextroShadow · · Score: 0

    Hrm... What if a full scale multi-megapixel image was posted? W/O resizing, and 8megapixels, the genitals could easily take up the full screen, and appear to be the focus, while actually not zoomed in on anything but the subjects face.

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  129. In Support Of.... by JumperCables233 · · Score: 1

    One thing that we need to remember is that censorship and rating are two radically different things. This system, as I understand it, is simply to add a rating system similar to the movie system or the grossly over-simplified music system. No one is preventing the publication of the smut, they are simply helping to make sure that the material which is inappropriate is less accessible to those to whom it could be detremental (and if you want to try and argue that porn is actually good for kids, go right ahead. I sincerely hope you don't garner much support). Personally, I don't see why those who publish materials are so unwilling to take responsibility for its content. It seems strange that we should cower behind "it's art" rather than plainly and simply admitting what our published content contains. If there's really no problem, then why are you afraid to say what's there? If you're going to be an avant-guarde artiste, starting a world revolution that will expand and extend the human consciousness and understanding beyond any previous boundary, then what do you care if there's a rating on it? It's gonna change the world, right? In the words of Bill Cosby, "riiiiiiight!"

  130. He might not be PROVEN wrong... by ClioCJS · · Score: 2

    Because the strictest parents' kids DO NOT tell their parents the truths. The parents go to their deathbed thinking their kid didn't do any of the things (s)he did. . .

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  131. New action required to view material... by CYDVicious · · Score: 1

    "A third new crime appears to require that commercial Web sites not post sexually explicit material on their home page if it can be seen 'absent any further actions by the viewer." -Shake your mouse vigorously over the screen to load images...oh wait mouse?

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  132. Re:Future criminal prosecutions - the future is no by ClamIAm · · Score: 1
    Is this what we want, a paternalistic government and a paranoid society?

    Based on the way the average voter can be brainwashed to vote for complete morons, and the lack of outcry over horrible legislation (DMCA, PATRIOT), and the lack of outcry over actual spying, I'd say that's what the average person wants.

  133. Finally! by Flwyd · · Score: 1

    I was having trouble figuring out if websites had sexually explicit content or not. Now I'll know for sure that www.hornyhousewivesdowhateveryouwant.com has porn!

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  134. Big world, small minds by throatmonster · · Score: 1

    ..and it seems like the smallest minds are the lightest, so they tend to float to the top.

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  135. What Mark Twain said: by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics.

    It is shame so many statistics aren't, especially when used by the government.

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  136. It's eval BUT... by MonsterMasher · · Score: 1

    Ok, we all say it eval and terible. Enough about that.

    IF done correctly it might be a nice gray area.

    IF all sites are required to carry it, and IF 'art' and medical information is given a wide exception, then it could be alright. As a parent I want my child to be able to access ALL material on the web with the understanding that comes with it - that some of it is explotive and possibly degrading. When they are old enough to understand this and accept this then he (and maybe some day, she) may view it.

    My objection, and those of more then a few of slash-dot readers is that this is masked as a possibly exceptable method with which censorship can be implemented at a state/IPservice level - to be blocked at the whim of any external discribed moral justification, local or otherwise.

    To be truely valuable, the web can never be 'child-safe'. If that is the goal for the average parent then it needs to be clearer for them: You can't let you kid wonder the net unsupervise - like any city street or park. Help them by being there with them.

    If done well, I could support a law like this. But let's face it - it will not be. I don't TRUST this law or any other that looks, sounds, or smells like it.

    Leave things the way they are.. I have only seen porn when I've wanted it, the way it is now.

    We don't need this.

  137. Don't they already do that? by VTMarik · · Score: 0

    Look at the conditions. First, the porn site must say it's a porn site. They do that already. Second, the site must have a separate entrance page that doesn't display any explicit content, that's done already too. The third part is that it can't mislead people into visiting the site by displaying things that aren't sexually graphic. Forgive me but this seems like a cover bill that codifies what's already done so they can tack on other random crap.

  138. A half baked idea... by geoff+lane · · Score: 1

    As not even the US Supremes have provided us with a definition of pornography that is usable in the real world, it's obvious that to ensure you cannot be affected by this daft law (which would never survive a "free speach" challenge) all you need do to label all web pages with "hard core porn" tags.

  139. This means the internet is safer then real life by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    Seeing as how in the real world you get statistics that 1 out 4 girls is sexually molested often by a close, family, relation.

    Male offcourse.

    Yet I have a very simple solution. Only lesbian couples or single females will be allowed to raise childeren. All men will be forced to move to an island, australia perhaps and run around naked. It is the only way to keep childeren safe.

    There are online predators BUT they would be the way they are even if there was no internet. Take care of them in the real world. The way to do that is to get more regular cops getting payed a decent amount of money and not getting them to waste time making sure every nudie side has a warning page.

    But that doesn't win elections. "Regulate the internet" does. "Pay more taxes to get better police" does not. Welcome to democracy.

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  140. It's only 1/2 a bad idea by Omega · · Score: 1
    Actually, part of the idea is pretty good -- and it was originally suggested by Lawrence Lessig in his book Code and Other Laws of Cyberspace -- except in reverse.

    Rather than trying to have every website in the world say "WARNING: PR0N!" -- which would likely lead to massive censorship of content, Lessig proposed that the agent making the request submit what it didn't want to receive at the time of the request. Or in technical terms, send an http header like:

    X-Content-Filter: no-pron;
    Then, the server that received the request (if it was properly configured) could decide what to do with that information. If they wanted to play along, they could refuse the request with something like:
    Status: 441 Filtered
    Or they could serve the page as normal.

    In typical Bush administration fashion, this Gonzales proposal is ass-backwards. The proposal has this fantasy land idea that somehow every site on the web is going to comply and open itself up to mass censorship by announcing they have porn. It also wants to throw in the tough guy approach of threatening jail time -- for exercising free speech, no less!

    The Lessig proposal, like most of his ideas, is a practical, workable, real-world solution. The client proposes what s/he does and doesn't want to see, and the server makes the decision. Even though the whole system is voluntary -- I can see many porn sites complying with this idea because it (a) allows them to say they are helping filter content from children and (b) gives them control over the process.

  141. Re:Hell's frozen over! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

    As has aleady been pointed out, there already are suitable technologies that is superior to what this law calls for. A sensible law would just state that all pornographic sites subject to American law have to use PICS, ICRA or another way of putting information about the contents of the website in the META tags. This would also benefit search engines: You could tell Google to not return websites that have a high pornography rating (or only those sites...). The sensible approach would be to encourage and promote self-labeling rather than making random demands.

    Then again it's politicians talking. American politicians talking about ponorgaphy. It's utterly impossible that the result is in any way sensible or even realistic.

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  142. Why the the United States is so against nudity by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
    On a separate note I have absolutely no clue why the the United States is so against nudity of any kind and how sex is such a hush-hush topic that parents can't even openly talk to their children about. I mean it's not as if nudity and propagation by means of sexual intercourse are natural or anything.
    It has a lot to do with where the morality in the U.S. has come from.

    Essentially, the Protestants/Puritans/Quakers/etc who first came to the U.S. from England were a bunch of sexually repressed religious prudes (or at least that's how they act in public). They still live in Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, New Englad, New York, etc.

    The other group of asshats we can blame are the hellfire & damnation preachers (Methodists, Baptists, & others) who swept through the middle of the United States.

    Their mindset has effectively shaped the morality of the U.S. for over 200 years.

    P.S. If you like, you can blame the Catholics too, but the U.S. was mostly founded by Protestants.
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    1. Re:Why the the United States is so against nudity by operagost · · Score: 1
      Essentially, the Protestants/Puritans/Quakers/etc who first came to the U.S. from England were a bunch of sexually repressed religious prudes (or at least that's how they act in public).
      Says TubeSteak, calling through his time-portal internet connection in 1620.

      Puritans and Quakers are subsets of the set of Protestants. Lumping the Puritan sect in with other Protestants is laughably shortsighted.

      They still live in Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, New Englad, New York, etc.
      Another uneducated misuse of terms. "New Englad [sic]" is a term denoting the northeastern United States. Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, New York, and Vermont (you forgot that one) are all members of this area.
      The other group of asshats we can blame are the hellfire & damnation preachers (Methodists, Baptists, & others) who swept through the middle of the United States.
      I'll admit I don't know how they were then, but the Methodists have gotten pretty liberal of late-- probably starting from the merger.
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    2. Re:Why the the United States is so against nudity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New York isn't part of New England. New England extends as far West as Vermont and Connecticut, but stops at the New York border/Lake Champlain.

      Historically (back when New York City was New Amsterdam), parts of what is now New York State may have been considered a part of New England, but that is no longer the case.

  143. Piss off ya WANKER by Jakuta · · Score: 1

    Go piss up a rope
    The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be capital punishment for it or anything, but why don't we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself?

  144. I almost forgot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to donate to the ACLU again. Thanks for the reminder, Gonzales.

  145. Kids outsmart web filters by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1

    On the same website that is reporting the Gonzales/censorship story, we find the following piece of hilarity and counterpoint to Gonzales obsessive need to be frightened of the mere mention of sexuality:

    http://news.com.com/Kids+outsmart+Web+filters/2009 -1041_3-6062548.html?tag=nefd.pulse

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  146. The Bush family owns prisons. by lowell · · Score: 1

    Those nazi bastards want you all in the system. Your either with us or against us. The Bush family owns prisons, a lot of prisons. It is the Industrial Prison Complex. Dont you sheep people get it. How long before half the population is in jail and the other half is guarding them. Dont let this happen here.

  147. Re:Future criminal prosecutions - the future is no by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    >the government does not trust its own citizenry

    I know what you meant. It's a symptom of disease, though, that everyone phrases it like that, talking about the government and "its people".

    The government has no business trusting us or not trusting us. Its only concern is to earn and keep our trust.

    We are not the government's citizens. It is the citizens's frelling government. Every time we forget that, horror follows.

  148. Crack fucking Cocaine by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    For fucks sake when can these idiots stop chasing some so called 'moral vote' and get back to reality and practicality: It is 1000 times more obvious that websites which aresafe for kids or don't otherwise contain offensive material should be offered the chance to carry marks or certificates claiming so and filtering software can simply block the rest. This is most importantly, implementable today by private 'certification companies' without adding a single law and whats more it would work internationally without forcing countries to do anything, to top it off it would follow the philosophy of the internet entirely. But no, they want a mandatory X rating - whos going to make sure that absolutely every site out there follows this? whos going to enforce that across the world? Why the fuck would you risk letting your child see something that just happened to slip past a non-100% effective filter when the alternative is to create a massive allowed list that you can make absolutely sure is ok and even charge for the privileged! This is essentially harassing legitimate groups just because they dare to offend.

    This doesn't make sense legally, it doesn't make sense logically, it doesn't make sense economically, the only person it can possibly make sense to is someone who is shit-high on crack cocaine. Now someone please tell me what im missing.

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  149. Is this a game...? by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    From what I have read online in various forums, this actually may be some kind of weird "game" (I say "weird", because it falls into the same ruthless category as kids standing next to the road waiting for a car to pass and then "pretending" to run, jump, or throw a ball in front of the car, possibly causing the driver to swerve to avoid the mishap, thereby possibly causing a REAL accident). What I have read is girls doing it to men, but boys doing it to women is just as plausible.

    From what I seen, this "game" is called "baiting" - as in, "jail-baiting". I don't know how far these kids take it - whether it stays online as a prank (probably the majority of cases), or whether it goes further to meetups and/or police involvement. I can easily imagine some of these 'tards going pretty gung-ho, emailing fake pictures (non-porn) from online sources of "who they are" to prove they are "adults" (plenty of source material on a GIS), then going into a chat via AIM or something, and having a pretty sexually explicit conversation with the adult - who of course thinks they are chatting up another adult.

    Next thing you know, I am sure the kid could easily save a log of the conversation, then turn around and claim they were the ones baited, to their parents, a counselor at school, or directly to the police, perhaps showing the log (maybe edited, maybe not - who cares, right? It's just a game!). Guess what happens to the hapless adult's life?

    Their shit is fucked up FOREVER, at least in the community they are living in. If they manage to get through whatever legal troubles they are likely to have (God help them if they have their own computer seized and they have porn on it!), they might still turn out to be a pariah in their community, their job, maybe their own family. If they are lucky, it is quickly found out to be a prank. If the kid persists though, they might find themselves in the end, in jail or prison. Furthermore, if they find themselves in prison, they will likely soon find themselves dead. Fellow prisoners don't care about truth, only perception (not that it is much different on the outside, though).

    All for a supposed "game".

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  150. Better Solution: A voluntary standard by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    I don't know if it's been attempted, but one of the standards organizations should come up with a voluntary method for porn sites to mark their content as such. If it catches on, the stragglers should be much easier to manage with a potential "non-compliance list" like there is for open mail relays. It looks like a win-win to me. I can't imagine porn providers want to waste bandwidth on window shoppers.

    Alberto "Waterboard" Gonzales should be pushing something like this instead of trying to intimidate people with a law that won't stand the Constitutional test.

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  151. Finally ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a way to find Pr0n on teh intraweb. Thanks to this Mexican guy, we now have easy access to all that kind of stuff. Just search for the tag, and your inn like flinn. No more mistyping urls to accidentally find teh pr0n. It's a stroke of genius!

  152. Hey, why not? by Maggott · · Score: 1

    Requiring age notices on adult websites kept minors away from pornography in the past, after all.

  153. Simple fix: let the search engines handle it. by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Let websites VOLUNTARILY rate themselves.

    Have this rating posted on each page, in some standard format (in basic HTML) that is readily parsed by search engines' spiders.

    Now, when a user's search results come up, segregate them into "rated", "unrated", and "all sites". Let the user pick which set of results they want to see. At worst it's just one more click, and could be set as your personal default with a cookie (just like Google preferences are now). However, let "rated" be the default view.

    As to enforcement -- frex, if a site rates itself as PG but generates a lot of complaints that it's really XXX, the search engine could banish the site to the "unrated" list for a penalty period (how long depending on how egregrious their offense).

    So -- if you want to remain a "rated site", and come up in search results for a majority of users, it's in your best interests to be honest about your site's content. Because otherwise, you'll be banished to Outer NoSearchia.

    This would also be useful for getting rid of link farms and other garbage content that presently flood search results.

    So -- a VOLUNTARY rating program, that is utilized by search engines to improve quality of results, would be a GOOD thing for everyone (except the link farms... so sad).

    But there's absolutely no need for this to be regulated by the government. All that will do is drive noxious sites overseas and out of reach.

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  154. Un Fucking Plug your Internet connection by beeblebrox · · Score: 1

    if you're so concerned about your darlings getting exposed to pornography.

    Or get Internet service from a Christian ISP

    instead of creating new crimes.

  155. Interstate Commerce covers all commerce now. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Actually, no. Read up on how commerce clause has evolved. Based on all of that, let's try having an ISP immune to federal regulation.

    Your ISP can't have suppliers from out of state or customers from out of state. Yes, that means their entire server farm and telephony hardware must be locally produced, and they can't be attached to the national and international internet. They can't provide services which could be exported out of state or provide services that facilitate interstate transfer, so no email or web hosting that is accessible out of state. The porn provider must also be local and have no non-local suppliers (from the images to the hardware to the pipe). Lastly neither business can have employees other than the owner to avoid labor regulations.

    Even with all of these measures in place, if such a business is a complete edge case (like the farmer growing wheat for himself) or if there's enough public outrage at the business (like for marijuana) then you're screwed anyway.

    Have a nice day.

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  156. Civil liberties not for children? by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    Now this is just plain beginning to pee me off. Children supposedly have "innocence" which is worth protecting from "filth" (both terms in scare quotes because frankly I don't believe the conventional idea of either). However, to achieve this, we have to basically lock them in an information gulag, herd them from protected environment to protected environment, monitor their every doing and listen in on their every conversation.

    I propose: that this very real "cure" is far worse than the frankly questionable "disease".

    I propose: that children have civil rights to free association, free speech, free thought, free movement, and access to uncensored information. That these civil rights are more important than "innocence". I recall that women in the patriarchal era and negroes in the slavery era were considered "innocent" in the same way, and that then too it was a code word for repression.

    I propose: that when anyone's natural rights are being stomped on, everyone's are in danger. As indeed the evidence bears out, with children being used to excuse attacks on adults!

    Therefore: if you want your adult civil rights protected, you should protect children's civil rights. You certainly shouldn't sell them down the river to win yourself a walled-off "adult" space!

    1. Re:Civil liberties not for children? by dominator · · Score: 1

      It's not a walled-off adult space, it's a foam-padded kiddie space.

      Like it or not, the responsibility of raising children has largely been delegated to the children's parents. And parents have been given a great deal of leeway in determining how to best raise their own children. I don't think that you'll be able to convince many people that parents should't be in control of their children's upbringing, with all that it entails. And I don't imagine that you'll convince many people that exposing 4 year-olds to (say) hardcore porn is necessarily a good idea. They'd argue that 4 year olds simply aren't mentally mature enough to properly understand and evaluate the content on its own merits, and they may have a point.

      What I instead argue is that parents' choices when upbringing their children shouldn't affect anyone who isn't their child. I'm advocating that we pick the battles we have a chance at winning, rather than fighting parents' entrenched rights to raise their own children as they see fit. Save that fight for another day...

  157. Porn.gov by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FREEDOM minus Privacy minus Porn minus DigitalRights ....minus.... well you get the idea

    Are you still free?

  158. There's less here than meets the eye... by Captain+Sarcastic · · Score: 1

    For starters, this is a suggestion by the Attorney General. This is not a bill that has been submitted to Congress, this is more like one of those "trial balloons" that gets floated.

    Consider - this is an election year, and so both parties are going to offer ideas that sound reasonable and appeal to their primary consituencies (pun intended). Gonzales and other members of the Bush team are going to try to do something to help before November. It won't get past the Democrats, but that can be spun into "perverted Democrats who don't care about protecting our children."

    The Democrats are going to do similar things, such as proposing a windfall profits tax on oil companies. It won't get past the Republicans, but that can be spun into "obstructionist Republicans who don't give a d**n about ordinary people."

    It's a fun game, and any number can play....

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  159. Not a ban by fm6 · · Score: 1
    Who said anything about bans? This is a rating system, and would only apply to people who choose to use it. I'm sure there are people who don't want their kids look at any nudes, even if they're by Michelangelo. I don't agree with such folks, but requiring art sites to honestly label their work isn't going to lock out anybody who doesn't use a filter.

    Come to think of it, such a rating system would actually draw traffic in many cases. Right now, you can't search for specific kinds of porn, because porn sites spam the search engines with every keyword they can think of. So if you Google "softcore", you'll get tons of explicit stuff that is anything but softcore. A mandatory ratings system would help me find exactly the kind of depravity I enjoy.

  160. What a bad attorney by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has suggested a mandatory website self-rating system. The system, very similar to one suggested under Clinton's administration, would require by law

    Mr attorney, have you never heard of those two simple facts:

    1. Internet means "international network" as in being not only in US, but being, you know, international.
    2. US law doesn't apply automatically over the entire world.

  161. Who decides? by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    The problem with a .xxx tld is, who decides what goes there? If its optional, sure, it makes finding porn easier. But if its mandatory, who draws the line and where is it drawn? Hanes.com, probably ok. sluttyschoolgirls.xxx, yeah, that makes sense. Fredericksofhollywood.??? Legitimate art too, if a museum has photos of its collection online and some paintings have naked people, or similarly, legitimate art nude photography. .kids is a much better idea. Places like cartoon network and disney and build a bear would of course sign up for .kids adresses, then parents have the option of filtering out everything BUT .kids, leaving their children only able to acess content thats preaproved. I think both should be implemented, but certanly not mandatory. Legit porn sites will keep a .com homepage, but will shift everything to .xxx. Porn sites dont want kids too see their stuff, kids dont have credit cards. Go to any big legitimate porn site and down at the bottom of their home page they have little icons for safesearch and netnanny and state their registration with these services.

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  162. what Wenyi Wang did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    She did yell out to Bush and Jintao, which maybe could be considered disturbing the peace or something ... maybe it was in bad taste on her part, but I don't see how she did anything as bad as the press makes it out to be.


    What she *did* do is protest against a communist, an ideology the Left (and so, the press) is in love with. For that, she'll be called a zealot, a heckler, a religious freak, or all of the above. Forget that she has a name, and a PhD ... trust me, CNN is not going to even mention Wenyi Wang.

    That's the US media for you. If you're an illegal alien protesting in favor of socialism, they'll put 20 cameras in front of you and translate everything you say. If you're of Chinese descent protesting against communism, organ-harvesting, infanticide, etc, the mainstream media will call you quaint, and not translate a word.

    You've seen the proof with your own eyes. Sad, isn't it?
  163. I saw more sexually explicit-ness... by Yolegoman · · Score: 1

    ... at Wal-Mart, via magazines, the make-up aisle, and women running around in tight clothing, than I have seen online in a long time. Running across porn online accidently really isn't that easy to do unless you're stupid, careless, or naive.

  164. Seriously by Mistakill · · Score: 1

    What happens if a website is hosted in say France... is it still illegal not to self rate it?

    STUPID IDEA

  165. what IS the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Say, if you want to control the content your daughter watches on the Web, it's fairly easy to do with a transparent proxy (squid) on a linux distro.

    what rating? ;-)

  166. Difficult to enforce... by forrie · · Score: 1

    This approach would be very difficult to enforce, unless they plan on deploying more Big Brother Watching departments? Rrrrright, under the guise of Anti-Terrism, of course.

    Seriously, though... I can see the want for some "identification" but posting it on the site itself is a bit of an encroachment upon free speech and expression. Shall we also place stickers on artwork that has nudity, too? And what else shall we label while we're at it? Such an action would set a dangerous legal precedent for similar activities.

    Though I don't believe this would fly (in any form), the better route would be to identify in the XHTML via META-TAGs, and have software utilize that information (if so desired by the individual) to mitigate the display.

  167. Yes please... by linuxhansl · · Score: 1
    save me - and my poor, helpless children - from all the nasty sex out there. We have nothing else to worry about.

    Please, somebody... Explain to me what is sooo bad and truly horrible about sex. Nobody requires a rating on violence, war, hate speech, false patriotism, religious dogmatism, etc (not that I would be in favor of any such rating, but why single out sex?)

    It is ok to display all forms of violence, but sex (which typically is a pleasure) is somehow outlawed.

    ... Scratching head ...

  168. Re:Hell's frozen over! by paylett · · Score: 1
    I think it sounds like one of the more intelligent proposals that have been put forward.

    On the one hand, censorship will never work on the Internet. You can never stop determined people. On the other hand - many people (especially those with children) don't want to be exposed to these sites.

    The government has recognised the need for something to be done. But if their solution is inappropriate or inadequate then perhaps it is because the technical arena has not clearly presented what needs to be done.

    Imho, the following needs to happen:

    • A law requiring these sites to self regulate.
    • A PICS tag (or other rating system) become a mandatory tag in the HTML spec. If a site is safe - then people should say so.
    • Better public education about how to protect their children
    • Operating systems should change default settings to screen these sites (or in some other way make it easier for people not to leave these things open unintentially)
    • Web developers need to be better educated (which would be aided by making it mandatory in the spec )

    Importantly: This is not censorship - this is self rating. It improves user control rather than restrict it. Censorship is when some third party then blanket filters on this metadata, which frankly in a school is the appropriate thing to do.

    Personally I would rather trust a site's self rating instead of leave the task up to some client-side filter that blocks access to a webpage because it happens to see a word it doesn't like, even if the context is completely innocent and non-adult material.

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  169. What about ... by PPH · · Score: 1
    ...the IRS web site?

    I consider income taxes to be a "sadistic abuse".

    Perhaps everyone should just go ahead and label their sites as "potentially pornographic in the eyes of some viewers". The perceptions of persons unknown to their owners is entirely beyond their control.

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  170. Re:Hell's frozen over! by Solra+Bizna · · Score: 0

    Why am I modded -1 Troll when some of my child comments are modded +5 Insightful?!

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  171. Disturbing by cjb110 · · Score: 1

    Doesn't anyone think its pretty disturbing that this idea and most of the /. posts only seem to care about porn/smut?

    Do people really think that porn/smut is bad for you? Your hands recover after a while;p

    If there *had* to be a rating/censorship system then surely violence should be far far above porn?

    But tbh any censorship of anything is just to cover up a fubar eductation system and bad parenting (that they will never admit too). And the censorship of the internet is just a futile waste of tax payers money

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  172. Re:Hell's frozen over! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1
    Of course we still have some problems:
    • An US law will only affect US sites. Even if the USA manage to talk Europe into adopting the law hlaf of the world will still not give a shit. Thus only tags in participating countries are somewhat reliable.
    • The PICS tag format is everything but convenient. Actually, when I read up on it yesterday it looked more like a way of describing color spaces in RDF. Considering the number of sites without a DTD and a stated encoding, making PICS part of the standard would lead to a slow and sporadic adoption (unless backed up by a law). Of course the UAs could refuse to read untagged sites but that's hardly going to happen, especially as it would make those parts of the Internet that haven't been updated in a while completely inaccessible.
    • The default settings... Hm. There we have the problem of what the majority of people want and what parents want. I could imagine that modt Mozilla devs would not want Fx to limit their ability to surf the web. Then again, that could be fixed by putting in a wizard that runs at first startup and prompts the user to configure this stuff.
    • Better educated web developers? Many web developers don't have any education. Explaining PICS to people who have a hard time comprehending that there are character encodings besides windows-1252 would not be fun... Today it's more common to have some kind of internet presence than not and most people don't want to know what META or PICS or a DTD or the W3C is or why they should write standard-compliant HTML when their website shows up correctly in their IE.
    Having everyone use PICS or a similar mechanism would be nice, but most of them aren't simple enough to be used by your regular MS Frontpage user and backwards compatibility will ensure that people will only adopt them when it's absolutely necessary (except for the few standards geeks). If the format was really easy to use (ie. hand-codable without significant brain ativity even for non-experts) and there was some kind of incentive to use it (explicit support for such tags by major search engines; Google giving tagged sites a higher PageRank) people might adopt it.

    By the way, there's one problem with a law requiring sites to state whether they contain pornographic material: What is pornography? What is art? When are the models of legal age? Do actions that are illegal in the USA but legal elsewhere get their own official tags (if the system is fine-grained enough to actually convey informations about the content)? Is there even an official set of tags? If yes, can people define their own tags?
    A site containing women wearing nothing but panties in light bondage (the women, not the panties) might be art in Japan, but I'm quite sure that in the USA it would be pornography. There's clearly a conflict here. You can't apply the American standards to sites everywhere on the planet - for example, German webmasters would not be happy that they have to declare that their site shows underage models when all the models are nineteen years old.
    The disparity between moral and social standards in different parts of the world would mean that you'd have to have a separate set of tags for every jurisdiction that participates in the mandatory self-rating thing - or you'd have a ratings board where the members are constantly arguing over what's acceptable. Both approaches don't work very well.

    Maybe we should just go with the good old semantic web: The website has a machine-readable section that states that almost-nude women in bondage are depicted; the UA has to figure out itself if that's appropriate. Of course that makes it much harder to filter out everything you consider not suitable for your children. Maybe your government (and other organisations) can offer filter lists that contain all "evil" tags they acpect to find on the web. They could add a hotline where you can suggest further tags to be added. That seems to be the most simple and practical solution.
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  173. People propose laws for things they dont know by unity100 · · Score: 1

    People, even if senators or lawmakers, shouldnt be allowed to propose laws for things that are outside their expertise area. Most apparently the aforementioned attorney general does now nothing about the concept of 'dynamic web pages'. There are web entities that in them hundreds of pages are dynamically generated by user input every hour, or less. Im sure the attorney general in question would definitely be in at a loss to explain how such phenomenon that are specific to world wide web could be ever moderated as proposed. We definitely ban people from proposing laws outside their expertise area, or they should have to take 'adaptation courses' to be able to do so.

  174. Is this really necessary? by Phleg · · Score: 1

    I've yet to come across a site that purports to be something targetted towards underage children, but is really pornography. I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess it's for one simple reason: you don't sell something to people who are incapable of buying it.

    Yeah, I'm sure there's the occasional whacko out there who'll do it just to be a dick, but I'm guessing that search engines' natural filtering/ranking processes will kill most of these attempts right out of the door.

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  175. Re:Hell's frozen over! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hadn't seen a response from you on my other post so figured to see if you were still interested in your response. I'm not sure exactly how you were modded insightful, especially given the clarifications in my other response to this.

    To address another portion of your response...

    While we're at it, do you and the wife ever have a little too much to drink? Perhaps we ought to bring back Prohibition to save you from your hangovers.

    While my wife and I aren't really into drinking much at this point in our life (both in 30s), we have in the past consumed our fair share. I'm not sure though how this has anything to do with a self rating system that would match what is available for movies and TV programs. For that section of your comment, you look to be pandering to the mod crowd rather than relating something to the point.

    I am not looking for the government to hold your hand (mine in this case). Do you have any responsibility for raising a child? How would you recommend protecting a child from online content that obviously looks to capitalize on typos? Wouldn't it be great to apply something like the Google preferences that allow you to filter content? Wouldn't it be nice to have the content providers provide metadata related to their content so you could:
    • search for it
    • determine if it's appropriate for your viewing based on some content rating(notice I am not saying to block content)
    • apply blocking techniques to the content as needed
    I suppose I could rely on third party software to filter sites, but that still won't get everything out there. Self rating is not perfect but if sites want to change their ratings inappropriately, a complaint system could be put in place. The number of people wanting to shutdown sites (adult for example) is probably not very big and I'm not part of that group. I just want to be able to effectively restrict content so my kids aren't exposed at a young age to topics most people would agree are only appropriate when they are older.

    I think you are focusing too much on the fact that I posted about making a typo rather than the fact that the provider is looking to capitalize on the typo. Just look at typing www.apache.com versus www.apache.org and you'll see an example of someone looking to get the traffic likely intended for the Apache Software Foundation.

    Any chance you'll respond to either of my responses?

    Jim

    PS: I'll continue to check for the next couple of days. Of course looking at most of your past postings (the ones I can see), you seem to get Troll more than positive ratings. Also looking at your Patriotism, I'm not sure how we can differ on views as much. A self regulated industry certainly seems better than a government imposed rating system.