This "time doesn't exist" thing really puts a damper on a very large and hilarious group of jokes. For example, "What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? Time to get a new watch!" Will now have to be updated to "What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? An interesting article suggesting that time is an illusion of perception has appeared at New Scientist...". I suggest that , as mature adults, we squelch this discovery for the good of all mankind, so our children and our children's children can enjoy this diverse category of jokes.
Alright everyone. I think this quote from some guy has left us with only one option: give up on linux entirely. How can we possibly go on if there is a lack of standards in the Linux community? It's practically pointless to coninue using Linux when there is a lack of productivity applications. I think everyone should just abandon this sinking ship before it destroys us all.
Could this Pico sattellite possibly improve the performance of existing Sega Pico systems. I for one would love to be able to network such an amazing drawing/storybook-esque console gaming system!
Scientists at wsvw1u labs have designed and built a nano-man of size proportionate to the nano-guitar. This conveniant size enables him to "rock out" with sed guitar.Here he is, pictured complete with really cute hat
I can't be sure, but this may parrallel this movie that's coming to theaters soon called the 13th floor. its about this virtua- what? you say the 13th floor was already out in theaters and is coming out on video soon? funny, i hardly even noticed.
This actually sounds alot like the Genesis theory. A race of advanced humanoids used a special missile to turn the once desolate planet orbitting the sun at 30,000 au into a virtual paradise, making it inhabitable. The evidence is conclusive, we need no further research into the matter.
I don't know if anyone else knows this, but pez means fish in spanish! This throws their whole dirty trademark out the window! "I was simply refferring to the word fish in spanish". Also, I don't know if anyone's said this yet, but Pez probably won't go around suing everyone, its just to cover their bases. furthermore, pez means fish.
I'm not positive, but i think Tom Green used a similar contraption on his show. He rolled into someone's softball game and said "due to modern technology, i can play softball even with my alergies!" and everyone got mad at him. They tried to cut it open, beat him up, etc.
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This "time doesn't exist" thing really puts a damper on a very large and hilarious group of jokes. For example, "What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? Time to get a new watch!" Will now have to be updated to "What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? An interesting article suggesting that time is an illusion of perception has appeared at New Scientist...". I suggest that , as mature adults, we squelch this discovery for the good of all mankind, so our children and our children's children can enjoy this diverse category of jokes.
Alright everyone. I think this quote from some guy has left us with only one option: give up on linux entirely. How can we possibly go on if there is a lack of standards in the Linux community? It's practically pointless to coninue using Linux when there is a lack of productivity applications. I think everyone should just abandon this sinking ship before it destroys us all.
Could this Pico sattellite possibly improve the performance of existing Sega Pico systems. I for one would love to be able to network such an amazing drawing/storybook-esque console gaming system!
Scientists at wsvw1u labs have designed and built a nano-man of size proportionate to the nano-guitar. This conveniant size enables him to "rock out" with sed guitar.Here he is, pictured complete with really cute hat
I can't be sure, but this may parrallel this movie that's coming to theaters soon called the 13th floor. its about this virtua- what? you say the 13th floor was already out in theaters and is coming out on video soon? funny, i hardly even noticed.
This actually sounds alot like the Genesis theory. A race of advanced humanoids used a special missile to turn the once desolate planet orbitting the sun at 30,000 au into a virtual paradise, making it inhabitable. The evidence is conclusive, we need no further research into the matter.
I don't know if anyone else knows this, but pez means fish in spanish! This throws their whole dirty trademark out the window! "I was simply refferring to the word fish in spanish". Also, I don't know if anyone's said this yet, but Pez probably won't go around suing everyone, its just to cover their bases. furthermore, pez means fish.
I'm not positive, but i think Tom Green used a similar contraption on his show. He rolled into someone's softball game and said "due to modern technology, i can play softball even with my alergies!" and everyone got mad at him. They tried to cut it open, beat him up, etc.