You seriously don't think NASA has geologists to study geology???
Sure, NOW they do... but before we got to the moon the organization was over run with Cheese Scientists! Neil Armstrong's dusty boots crushed a lot of dreams that day. We had hoped for gruyère, but it was just no gouda...
When Linux is outlawed, only outlaws will have Linux.
Or:
When Linux is outlawed, Linux will become an outlaw! A modified version of HAL 9000s little speech:
I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.(.. please insert a fully loaded magazine...)
Actually I just had a vision of the ED-209 from RoboCop standing outside someones door announcing: "Citizen! If you surrender your violent games and media, no one will be hurt!" After waiting an intolerable.05 seconds without a response, ED-209 proceeds to level the domicile. The game playing "perp" remains safe in the basement as no one has fixed the ED-209 "stair problem" yet...
... but these people haven't made a "profit" until they have SOLD their holdings.
Who to? Other investors? What if they all sell at once?
Also, if I start trading in Legos do I have to send a bag of bricks to the IRS every quarter? If so can I just go by weight? Do I have to give a fair mix including some of the more desirable blocks or can I just send a bunch of the 4x4 plantar penetrators that no sane person wants near their floor?
Exactly, interviewers need to stick to pertinent facts like has the applicant ever initiated sexual harassment actions, and if not, does the applicant do anal...
I wore out a couple mouse skates on that damn comic... EXCELLENT... plus I now have over 99% of a 12" x 12" sheet of etched Teflon in my misc. supplies store. I thought my friends would tease me but they let it slide...
I'm about half-baked already but I am going to find some citations to dispute you. I think... ohhh man, cupcakes! They are like a whole little world with frosting on top of it...
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Going rate seems to be some ~$10 for common bricks.
There are no common bricks... just common builders... kinda like coding....
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. . . but then again . . . he's still betting that people will think that the news he's offering is worth paying for. I'm not really concerned that the world will stop if I miss another story about a 'methed up Lindsay Lohan getting arrested while driving Justin Bieber's Fisker through Kim Kardashian' butt cheeks . ..
Ummm, assuming Justin calls his left arm "Fisker", that particular story may actually have some internet revenue potential... The video would for sure.
Otherwise, moderatiors please mod his post -1 UNTRUE.
BEWARE!!! This plea for a -1 UNTRUE mod is a trap akin to the old "-1 BULLSHIT" proposals in days gone by... any attempt to apply this type of gradation to/. posts could result in a catastrophic failure of/. as we know it.
Well... that explains why the HOT HORNY MAID never showed up... she got canned so they could insert their perfidious data thief in her place! Damn. Someone should update the Asian Porn section of the internet so travelers aren't disappointed...
Slashdot Mirror
Or in 6 billion years a great white hot flash will pass through all the known universe...
Galactic Menopause?
yea cause we all know trains fly
Welcome aboard AmTrak, Happy Landings!
You seriously don't think NASA has geologists to study geology???
Sure, NOW they do... but before we got to the moon the organization was over run with Cheese Scientists!
Neil Armstrong's dusty boots crushed a lot of dreams that day.
We had hoped for gruyère, but it was just no gouda...
When it comes to drinking there ARE all sorts of excuses!
My favorite was always:
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
Aren't there only 3 strikes in baseball?
You can get 12 in bowling...
Forgot to mention, someone usually buys you beer afterward...
Aren't there only 3 strikes in baseball?
You can get 12 in bowling...
When Linux is outlawed, only outlaws will have Linux.
Or:
When Linux is outlawed, Linux will become an outlaw!
A modified version of HAL 9000s little speech:
I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.(.. please insert a fully loaded magazine...)
They should call this: An oven with a tablet instead of a door. But then, maybe nobody would buy it?
Well, touch screen blisters are hard to put a good spin on... but there are countless hot porn jokes in the offing!
Redesigning even a small custom piece of plastic has a huge pipeline to get it designed, prototyped, final mold made, tooled, and built.
True now, but in a few years, 3d printing will be filling this niche even nicer.
People in the sex toy industry are thinking the EXACT same thing!
IKEA furniture is so flimsy it breaks apart when you pick it up, so you can't really throw it.
That's why you leave it in the box!
This also results in better aerodynamics, longer flights, and higher impact energies...
Actually I just had a vision of the ED-209 from RoboCop standing outside someones door announcing: .05 seconds without a response, ED-209 proceeds to level the domicile.
"Citizen! If you surrender your violent games and media, no one will be hurt!"
After waiting an intolerable
The game playing "perp" remains safe in the basement as no one has fixed the ED-209 "stair problem" yet...
... but these people haven't made a "profit" until they have SOLD their holdings.
Who to? Other investors? What if they all sell at once?
Also, if I start trading in Legos do I have to send a bag of bricks to the IRS every quarter? If so can I just go by weight? Do I have to give a fair mix including some of the more desirable blocks or can I just send a bunch of the 4x4 plantar penetrators that no sane person wants near their floor?
Exactly, interviewers need to stick to pertinent facts like has the applicant ever initiated sexual harassment actions, and if not, does the applicant do anal...
I wore out a couple mouse skates on that damn comic... EXCELLENT... plus I now have over 99% of a 12" x 12" sheet of etched Teflon in my misc. supplies store.
I thought my friends would tease me but they let it slide...
I'm about half-baked already but I am going to find some citations to dispute you. I think... ohhh man, cupcakes! They are like a whole little world with frosting on top of it...
Going rate seems to be some ~$10 for common bricks.
There are no common bricks... just common builders...
kinda like coding....
Obligatory Robot Chicken clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqmWWLWLYsE
I like Pi
I'm more of a Copeland–Erds man myself...
I know it's irrational, but that's how I roll...
Lawyers. The judge outlawed lawyers.
I have felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of livelihoods were snuffed out...
and billions of beings cheered!
You forgot to mention the doohickey... there's always a doohickey involved.
I think that's all true, but this is a great opportunity for Weird Al to re-release his "White and Nerdy" as "Fast but Jerky"...
. . . but then again . . . he's still betting that people will think that the news he's offering is worth paying for. I'm not really concerned that the world will stop if I miss another story about a 'methed up Lindsay Lohan getting arrested while driving Justin Bieber's Fisker through Kim Kardashian' butt cheeks . . .
Ummm, assuming Justin calls his left arm "Fisker", that particular story may actually have some internet revenue potential... The video would for sure.
Oh Yeah Baby, just like that!
Now, touch my boot sector!!!!
Otherwise, moderatiors please mod his post -1 UNTRUE.
BEWARE!!! This plea for a -1 UNTRUE mod is a trap akin to the old "-1 BULLSHIT" proposals in days gone by... any attempt to apply this type of gradation to /. posts could result in a catastrophic failure of /. as we know it.
Well... that explains why the HOT HORNY MAID never showed up... she got canned so they could insert their perfidious data thief in her place! Damn. Someone should update the Asian Porn section of the internet so travelers aren't disappointed...