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  1. Re:2006? on 10 Best IT Products Of 2006 · · Score: 1

    What did MS Windows ME provide that motivated people to migrate from MS Windows 98?
    Faster boot time, which partially mitigated the "feature" of more reboots. There was no migration from Win98, it was really just Win98 Third Edition.
    What does MS Windows Vista provide that will motivate people to migrate from MS Windows XP?
    Why, it will be the greatest upgrade since we went from MS-DOS 3.3 to 4.0, and subsequently to 4.01.

  2. Re:Logical conclusion on Testosterone Tumbling in American Males · · Score: 1

    suso wrote: 1. Testosterone drops in males.
    2. More females born as a result.
    3. Evolution in females to ensure survival. 4. Single gender species results.
    5. ???? 6. ...profit!

  3. Re:Ship time on Samsung's Hybrid Hard Drive Exposed · · Score: 5, Informative

    Wonderful idea for the manufacturers, flash drives only get so many read/write cycles before they go T.U. Not so good for the consumers.

  4. Re:McDonalds doubles your pleasure on McDonalds Japan Distributes Infected MP3 Players · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here, give the USB stick to me, I'll stick it into my Debian box and let it reformat my C drive or any other NTFS/FAT32 hard disk it can find.

  5. Re:Thanks, Michael on Freedb.org Returns to Life · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I made all my CDs into MP3s at 256 kbps (about six LPs per data CD, and I can't hear the difference when its encoded above that). Freedb saved me from getting carpal tunnel. But now I don't need it and never will again, because I haven't bought a CD since 1999 (except for Melissa auf der Maur, but I support her art). There's a little thing called USENET. Heinlein would say, "It's raining soup, get a bucket."

  6. Re:wow on Will the Next Election Be Hacked? · · Score: 0

    Ask any Chicago voter in the last 150 years - we used to dig them up to vote here, all the time! "I dreamed that I was Jimmy Carter's lover, and I was somewhere, I guess in the White House...and there were lots of other women there, too ...and they were supposed to be his lovers too...but I never even saw Jimmy Carter...and none of the other women ever saw him either...and there was this big discussion going on because Jimmy had decided to open up the presidential elections to the dead. That is, that anyone who had ever lived would have the opportunity to become President. He said he thought it would be more Democratic that way. The more choice you had the more Democratic it would be." -- Laurie Anderson

  7. Product placement on Star Trek - Special Edition · · Score: 1, Funny

    They're going to digitally insert "Sprint" onto all the communicators to help recoup costs.

  8. Re:A better solution on Macrovision Wants Old DRM to Work Forever · · Score: 1

    I thought the idea was that your TV could display the signal with macrovision noise added, but your VCR would lose sync and get all garbled because it was unable to make a good copy of the "noise" If you play a Macrovision tape on one of those newfangled HD TVs that are supposed to be backward compatible with analog, doesn't that digitize the noise and thus defeat the DRM in violation of the DCMA?

  9. Re:This reminds me on Largest Object in the Universe Discovered · · Score: 0

    Klaidas wrote:

    It is possble that our universe is just a tiny piece of some huge creature's nail.

    And it's closing in on the Great Cosmic Blackboard.

  10. Re:It's hard on Vista Speech Recognition Goes Awry · · Score: 0

    wootest wrote:
    It's hard to wreck a nice beach. :)

    Teddy Kennedy with his shirt off would certainly do it.

  11. Re:grep? on Text Mining the New York Times · · Score: 0

    muftak wrote:
    Wow, they figured out how to use grep!

    Shhhhh! You just gave away the NSA's secret method and concept for monitoring sedition at the Gray Lady!

  12. Re:Apache vs. Linux on Best Brands, Innovative Products · · Score: 0

    And is Apache really more of an innovation than Linux? If this list came out in a parallel universe where GUIs never developed, the complaint would be "And is Visicalc really more of an innovation than FreeDOS?"

  13. Re:Neuroscience != Computer Science on Visualizing Ethernet Speed · · Score: 0
    indraq wrote:
    If you think this estimate is so wrong, why? How would so much information get from the eye to the brain? How and why would they eye generate so much information to represent a relatively limited visual field?
    How come when people read a book or a monitor they have to move their eyes around? There's a sweet spot in the center of your vision were all the heavy lifting is done as far as processing the information goes. When they are talking about 100 kerjillion bits per second, it refers to feminine intuition which is massively parallel.
  14. Re:Vote for Meco on Possible Hole in Black Holes · · Score: 0
    Fear the Clam said:
    No singularity, but Meco did come out with that that singularly awesome Star Wars and Other Galactic Funk album back in '77. Take that, black holes!
    On the contrary, the singularity from that album reached number one the week of October 1, 1977 where it stayed for two weeks. And Suzanne Ciani, electronic music babe, contributed all the cool synthesizer effects.
  15. Re:Wrong thread? on Possible Hole in Black Holes · · Score: 0
    Eternally collapsing.... Never reaches the final state .... I think they are talking about Microsoft Vista.
    They are talking about SCO's case.
  16. Re:Linux and girlfriends on GNOME Reaches Out to Women · · Score: 0, Troll

    Some say that having a lifeline to Windows with a dual boot set up is kind of girly.

  17. Re:What is in a Gname.... err Name? on GNOME Reaches Out to Women · · Score: 1

    Lots of women like Dr. Phil and he's a little gnome.

  18. Re:Unique on GNOME Reaches Out to Women · · Score: 0, Troll

    Gnome has "emblems" for icons that comes straight from the boy scouts and the military. KDE is all Fischer-Price and "OMG!! Ponies!!" and apps take forever to launch because they have to put their face on.

  19. Re:Maybe they should rename the command line on GNOME Reaches Out to Women · · Score: 1
    Just to make the ladies comfortable and the OS a bit more feminine.
    In the next revision of Annie Linux.