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McDonalds Japan Distributes Infected MP3 Players

Tamas Feher from Hungary writes, "Finnish antivirus vendor F-Secure reports that Mcdonalds in Japan distributed 10,000 infected MP3 players as customer prizes in a promotion with Coca-Cola. The USB sticks contained 10 free songs plus the QQPass Trojan, which is intended to steal login data. F-Secure reports that they have heard, but cannot confirm, that simply plugging the USB device into a Windows PC is sufficient to get infected. Investigation is still going on, but the mishap apparently happened in Hong Kong. Patrons nationwide are urged to quickly return their M-logoed sticks for replacement or call a 24hr hotline, if unsure." Here is the Mcdonalds Japan announcement (in Japanese, but Babelfish at Altavista handles it well).

168 comments

  1. So Remember Parents by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's 'ok' to leave Ronald McDonald alone with your children but you keep him the hell away from your computer.

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    1. Re:So Remember Parents by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0

      Only if Ronald McDonald doesn't have Mad Cow disease. Moooo!

    2. Re:So Remember Parents by curecollector · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'd be more concerned about the company he keeps. This just reeks of the Hamburglar...

    3. Re:So Remember Parents by mnmn · · Score: 1

      Even better.

      Its OK to return what you buy from McDonalds after use if it is not too healthy.

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    4. Re:So Remember Parents by DeadChobi · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nope. Fry guys. Apparently, and this is from an anonymous--Penny Arcade--source, they're the KGB of Hamburger land. They're always there watching your food, and watching you, and they come with everything.

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    5. Re:So Remember Parents by ChadAmberg · · Score: 1

      Oh big deal. IPod's now come with their very own virus (W32/RJump.worm) too! http://www.pirate-king.com/episode/1436

    6. Re:So Remember Parents by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
      You jest, but have you heard about the recent rise in America of the potato cartel? Apparently, as a result, wholesale potato prices have risen about 50% over the past year or so, to about $10 per 100 pounds.

      (Link is to random blog. Actual article was in the Wall Street Journal and is presently available online on a subscription-only basis. Random blog reproduces a portion of actual article, however.)

      Also, cue complaints about how they just destroy these potatoes instead of giving them to hungry third-world countries or stuff like that.

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    7. Re:So Remember Parents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm loving it!
      McDonald's daughter? XD
      http://youtube.com/watch?v=dx-DdMC4YGI

  2. would you like fries ... by thrillseeker · · Score: 3, Funny

    and a virus with that mp3?

    1. Re:would you like fries ... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 5, Funny

      I didn't know Sony had a contract with MacDonald's...

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    2. Re:would you like fries ... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

      If Sony were supplying it, you wouldn't know it was there for months and months then suddenly out of nowhere, your pocket will ignite.

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    3. Re:would you like fries ... by drpimp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would rather have a virus with my mp3's any one day over a biological virus with my food. As long as they don't migrate into biological virus distribution, I am fine with that. Unless of course you call contributing to the American obesity disease due to high fast food fat consumption a virus, then all deals are off. Thank God McDonald's is not in my list of places I frequent.

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    4. Re:would you like fries ... by iwsnet · · Score: 0

      Better to have the MP3 player infected than the food they serve.

    5. Re:would you like fries ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Didn't John Titor predict this would happen to McDonalds?

    6. Re:would you like fries ... by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      Escherichia coli ring a bell?

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    7. Re:would you like fries ... by LindseyJ · · Score: 0, Troll

      I agree. I'd really hate to run into someone as idiotic as you while I'm trying to enjoy my meal there.

    8. Re:would you like fries ... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      It wasn't a contrac. It was a "Mac Attac"...

      And, speaking of breaking things, I put into Babelfish for translation from English to Japanese and the reverse of the EXACT text Babelfish spat out:

      You deserve a break today at McDonalds

      McDonalds ??????????

      and got:

      It is broken with McDonalds and today is worthy of to the eye

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    9. Re:would you like fries ... by overThruster · · Score: 1

      ...or a McTrojan sandwich? Would you like to botnet, er, I mean supersize that?

  3. Uh Oh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    (in Japanese, but Babelfish at Altavista handles it well).
    Yeah, that worked so well for Zero Wing.
    1. Re:Uh Oh! by CommunistHamster · · Score: 5, Funny
      In A.D. 2006

      Meal was beginning.

      Customer: What happen?

      Slashdotter: McDonalds set up us the free mp3 player.

      Slashdotter: You get virus.

      Customer: What !

      Lawyer: Main bank account turn on.

      Customer: It's You !!

      Ronald McDonald: How are you gentlemen !!

      Ronald McDonald: All your passwords are belong to us.

      Ronald McDonald: You are on the way to obesity.

      Customer: What you say !!

      Ronald McDonald: You have no chance to be thin make your time.

      Ronald McDonald: FAT FAT FAT FAT ....

      Customer: Take off every 'lawyer' !!

      Customer: You know what you doing.

      Customer: Move 'lawyer'.

      Customer: For great lawsuit.

    2. Re:Uh Oh! by SuperStretch · · Score: 0

      huh?

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    3. Re:Uh Oh! by rainer_d · · Score: 1

      Hilarious.
      Mod parent up.

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    4. Re:Uh Oh! by dreamlax · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Play Zero Wing . . . home of the famous and never overdone: "Someone set up us the bomb", and the even more famous: "All your base are belong to us."

    5. Re:Uh Oh! by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Very funny. I really enjoyed that.

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    6. Re:Uh Oh! by h2g2bob · · Score: 2, Informative
    7. Re:Uh Oh! by richdun · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gotta love Wikipedia:

      Animated GIF showing the abridged entire intro of Zero Wing

      The abridged entire intro? So it's some of all of it?

    8. Re:Uh Oh! by dreamlax · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can we predict the ending? http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Zero_Wing



      Congratulation!!

      A.D. 2006

      All mp3 player of McDonalds were recall.

      It seems to be peaceful.

      But it is incorrect.

      McDonalds is still serve meal.

      Customer must fight against McDonalds again.

      And down with them completely!

      Good Luck!

    9. Re:Uh Oh! by tekkguy · · Score: 1

      huh

      How is it that ./ even ALLOWED you to have an account?

      (only kidding of course)

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    10. Re:Uh Oh! by twistah · · Score: 4, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, old recycled jokes aren't funny.

    11. Re:Uh Oh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In A.D. 2006

      Meal was beginning.

      That's all I needed to start roflmao at work. Thanks a lot, jerk.

    12. Re:Uh Oh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your cliches are belong to us!

    13. Re:Uh Oh! by leoboiko · · Score: 1
      (in Japanese, but Babelfish at Altavista handles it well).

      Yeah, that worked so well for Zero Wing.


      Must... resist... temptation... aargh!

      Western calendar 2101
      fight started.
      Captain: Just that how it did, word you bore!
      Engineer: No person it seems that it could set up the explosive according to.
      Communication operator: Captain! Communication entered!
      Captain: No!
      Communication operator: Vision comes to the main screen.
      Captain: As for you!
      CATS: Don't you think? busily so is, the ladies and gentlemen.
      CATS: With the cooperation of the Federal Government troop, everything CATS received your base.
      CATS: Also your warship, gradually probably is end.
      Captain: foolish ...!
      CATS: You appreciate in your cooperation.
      CATS: Before making the life which at the very most remains and is little, important....
      CATS: Hahahahaha...
      communication operator: Captain....
      Captain: In ZIG all machine takeoff order! !
      Captain: Already, only you entrust to them.
      Captain: Our future desires...
      captain: It is the mu. ZIG! !

      Babelfish-breaking kana transliterated by me, as slashdot seems to not like them. Overall I think the Mega Drive translation crew did better than Babelfish.

      I just now noticed that the original Japanese has five 'ha's, unlike the Engrish (four) or the Flash animation (three). Learn a new thing every day.
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    14. Re:Uh Oh! by SuperStretch · · Score: 0

      Yeah.. no i got the base belonging etc, but never heard the dialogue of the rest of your conversation before

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    15. Re:Uh Oh! by kkiller · · Score: 1

      Has netcraft... never mind.

    16. Re:Uh Oh! by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Oh, I dunno, that was at least one of the better attempts at using the old joke. Possibly because all of us find the idea that Ronald McD leading the attacking force to be especially comical.

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    17. Re:Uh Oh! by Requiem18th · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I here by grant you the award for best post of the year.

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  4. McDonalds doubles your pleasure by Salvance · · Score: 5, Funny

    Congratulations! You've won a year's supply of clogged arteries and a reformatted hard drive.

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    1. Re:McDonalds doubles your pleasure by Teresita · · Score: 3, Funny

      Here, give the USB stick to me, I'll stick it into my Debian box and let it reformat my C drive or any other NTFS/FAT32 hard disk it can find.

    2. Re:McDonalds doubles your pleasure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got a point that a computer virus is probably not the most dangerous thing you'll get from McDonalds

  5. If you think the MP3 players are infectious... by jb.hl.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...you should see the fries.

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  6. McTranslation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    2006 October 13th

    Our company campaign prize "MP3 player"
    In regard to virus infection

    This time, the Mcdonald's Co., Ltd. corporation August, "the MP3 player (below, this prize September 29th dispatch)" of the prize in the sales promotion campaign which is executed part having been infected to the virus was ascertained.
    As for this virus there is a possibility of being infected by the fact that this prize is connected to the personal computer. Therefore, in order use not to do this prize to the customer, we inform.
    As factual concern rapidly and it pursues cause, in order that annoyance of the customer is stopped in minimum, you take concerning future correspondence and hurry and report.

    1. Summary and condition of infection virus
    The virus of Troy wooden horse type, the worm and the spy wear were discovered.
    As a phenomenon, the occasion where this prize is connected to the personal computer, on that personal computer "the Chinese memo pad stands up", "message of virus inspection was made", and so on you question and 7 cases have received wooden pail communication in as of 12 days.

    2. Customer correspondence
    (1) the returns doing rapidly, we execute or less all notification activity in order to receive.
    The @ direct call to the customer who is elected and execution of the direct mail
    NotificationonA our company home page
    Notification with B shop front
    Notification with C newspaper medium
    (2) as for this virus there is a possibility of being infected by the fact that this prize is connected to the personal computer. Therefore, in order use not to do this prize to the customer, we inform.
    Thing of the personal computer where the customer who this prize is used has become in use was considered and the system which download it can receive the virus extermination software was constructed. We link the downloadsight from the MacDonaldhome page.
    (3) concerning the MP3 player of the prize, making all item collect rapidly, as soon as to receive, be able to prepare you exchange with the new item.


    MP3 inquiry Executive Office
    Presently TEL. 03 - 5148 - 509924 hour systems
    October 14th (Saturday) 9:00AM - TEL. 0120 - 221 - 04724 hour systems (October 22nd (day) to) TEL. 0120 - 221 - 0479: 00 - 21: 00 (October 23rd (month) from)
    MacDonald
    Home page Http: //www.mcdonalds.co.jp/


    3. Infection route of virus and cause of infection
    As for this prize the marketing store corporation (Hong Kong) from it is something which is delivered. Concerning the cause of infection, presently it is in the midst of investigating. Being placed on the customer, very much, you say and do not divide, apologize deeply. As in the future similar thing does not occur, it starts strengthening company internal system more.



    MP3 campaign summary
    Of period: August 4th (gold) - 31 days (wood) [ prize dispatch target date: September 29th (gold) ]
    Prize item: Original music entering MP3 player
    The number of successful candidates: 10,000 people
    Application method: At the private portable campaign sight it inputs the serial number which is stated in the drink of L size during period, challenges in the game.

    1. Re:McTranslation by Wooloomooloo · · Score: 0, Troll

      All your MP3 players are belong to us.

      Sorry, I couldn't resist.

    2. Re:McTranslation by kfg · · Score: 1

      . . .the occasion where this prize is connected to the personal computer, on that personal computer "the Chinese memo pad stands up", "message of virus inspection was made", and so on you question and 7 cases have received wooden pail communication in as of 12 days.

      Assembly of Japanese-English translation require great peace of mind.

      KFG

    3. Re:McTranslation by scuba_steve_1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "The virus of Troy wooden horse type"

      Thank god. I had feared that it might be a "subterranean tree water absorption tendril type kit." Whew.

    4. Re:McTranslation by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      "have received wooden pail communication"

      Hmmmm and I was led to believe that Japan was high tech. Or is there something highly advanced about these wooden pails they use for communication.

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    5. Re:McTranslation by Amouth · · Score: 3, Funny

      "The virus of Troy wooden horse type" - that just screams bad Anime dubs

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    6. Re:McTranslation by alx5000 · · Score: 1

      That's the wittiest comment I've read in a long time

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    7. Re:McTranslation by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Indeed. And I thought that modern computer terms were the same in all languages (just spelt differently).

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  7. different kinds by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why do I get the impression that if they had included the 'other' kind of Trojan, the outrage would have been much greater?

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    1. Re:different kinds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Since when is Japan part of China?

    2. Re:different kinds by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      This isn't the US. It's Japan, you know, home of the penis festival.

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    3. Re:different kinds by iPodUser · · Score: 1

      I like how the trojan link goes to an intro page that shows a video of iPod sharing in action. (http://apple.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/10/16 /1336203)
      Coincidence? I think not!

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    4. Re:different kinds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Japan will get really outraged about a free condom in a happy meal... right after they make use of this used schoolgirl panty vending machine and take some video of a girl getting an enema in a slutty nurse's outfit the middle of a Tokyo city street. Prudes, the Japanese are not.

    5. Re:different kinds by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1
      Since when is Japan part of China?
      The summary says they were distributed in Hong Kong, which is a part of China.
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    6. Re:different kinds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Distributed in Japan. Manufactured in Hong Kong.

    7. Re:different kinds by MadEE · · Score: 1
      The summary says they were distributed in Hong Kong, which is a part of China.
      The summary say the 'mishap' happended in Hong Kong not that they were distributed there. Which I read to mean Hong Kong was where the virus was loaded.
    8. Re:different kinds by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Since the average American thinks it is. It is easier to just make Japan a part of China than to try an re-educate all those Americans.

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    9. Re:different kinds by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Since when is Japan part of China?
      It's more often the other way 'round.
    10. Re:different kinds by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 1

      Heh, that article has a photo with the best caption ever: "Yesterday's hero. The old phallus whose time is nearly over
      Click to enlarge".

      If only it was that easy!

  8. That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should see what the FOOD does to the user's organic kernel. It pwns the entire cardiovascular system.

  9. What you say? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 3, Funny
    Via Babelfish:
    1. Summary and condition of infection virus The virus of Troy wooden horse type, the worm and the spy wear were discovered. As a phenomenon, the occasion where this prize is connected to the personal computer, on that personal computer "the Chinese memo pad stands up", "message of virus inspection was made", and so on you question and 7 cases have received wooden pail communication in as of 12 days.
    "Wooden pail communication" is the best phrase ever. Is that Japanese for spam?
    1. Re:What you say? by thebdj · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, best phrase ever: antisuckback device. (With antisuckback appearing as one word.) It was a machine translation of a Japanese technical document. Thankfully, electrical symbols being the same, I deciphered the antisuckback device to be a diode.

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    2. Re:What you say? by Speare · · Score: 1

      Just a beginner in kanji, but maybe it was a mistake involving cross-language slang 'okay' vs the Japanese word 'oke'.

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    3. Re:What you say? by brusk · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually it's a pretty remarkable error: it misparses a verb ending -ta (to itta, "that said") and puts the last syllable with the prefix go (from "gorenraku", "your communications") so that they together become the word "tago," a rare term for a wooden water pail.

      Something is seriously wrong with Babelfish here (Google gets this passage righter): the English translation has a Hiragana "little tsu" in it, indicating that the translation system is not recognizing it as Japanese at all. Or something. Oops.

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    4. Re:What you say? by jZnat · · Score: 1

      So I guess Japanese people can make typos after all. Hmm...

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    5. Re:What you say? by brusk · · Score: 1

      They certainly can, but there's no typo here, just a bad machine translation.

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    6. Re:What you say? by Servo · · Score: 1

      Actually, that makes sense. That is kinda what a diode does.

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    7. Re:What you say? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      righter

      So which machine translation system came up with that gem? :)

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    8. Re:What you say? by Eivind · · Score: 1
      Antisuckbackdevice is a rather logical word for a diode, no ?

      It's hard to avoid this sometimes, even for us humans.

      You should've seen the reaction of my Canadian friends when I was momentarily unable to recall that you guys refer to certain devices as "vacuum-cleaner", and instead translated my native word for same device.

      "Dustsucker"

      Blank stare. Incomprehension. Sudden spark of insigth. Laugther. Rather a lot of the latter.

      The name makes perfect sense, and it's what its called in atleast Norwegian, Swedish and German. Nevertheless, in english I suppose it just sounds silly.

  10. Test Case? by sehlat · · Score: 2, Funny

    For a new "viral marketing" scheme?

    1. Re: Test Case? by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

      For a new "viral marketing" scheme?

            Billions and billions pwned!

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  11. I thought that Hong Kong was a part of china... by jack_call · · Score: 1

    and so does wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_Kong
    Hong Kong Special Administrative Region of the People's Republic of China apparently, so how come McDonalds Japan is getting blamed for this?

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    1. Re:I thought that Hong Kong was a part of china... by koreaman · · Score: 1

      The mishap happened in Hong Kong. These Hong Kongese (or whatever) infected USB sticks got distributed to McDonald's Japan, who distributed them to "lucky" winners.

    2. Re:I thought that Hong Kong was a part of china... by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Probably because the largest regional office of McDonald's is in Japan. McDonald's has restaurants all over Asia. McDonald's was building restaurants in Hong Kong when it was still under the control of the UK and mainland China was closed to the West.

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    3. Re:I thought that Hong Kong was a part of china... by coobird · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whether Hong Kong is part of China or not doesn't really have a bearing. Bottom line is, McDonald's in Japan bought some USB keys from a company in Hong Kong, and those keys were infected with a trojan horse. That's the bottom line.

      As for McDonald's Japan getting the blame, it's similar to the way Dell was blamed for the exploding batteries -- Although the batteries themselves was made by Sony, it was Dell laptops which were catching fire. It's their product, they need to stand behind it if it's defective.

  12. Nitpicking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you guys are just nitpicking on us. This is all in good trust to make sure that the next time you visit your local McDonalds we'll be waiting for you with even more excellent service since now we'll know if you can really pay for it. And don't worry; if you pay for a double portion we'll be sure to keep the information about your financee's hidden from your wife as well! Also don't feel oblidged to give us a tip or something, we'll help ourselves to it just to make sure you won't forget.

    And the really good part: because you didn't ask for this we also don't have to keep those annoying EULA's in mind and so we will sell your data to all third parties interested so that we have some way to pay for all these extra services.

    We're lovin' it!

  13. problems at Wendy's by krell · · Score: 3, Funny

    At least the McDonald's deep-fried MP3 sticks did not come with a finger.exe command.

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    1. Re:problems at Wendy's by zippthorne · · Score: 3, Funny

      Neither did the Wendy's one. That was a third party add-on.

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  14. Favorite Babelfish Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Favorite part of the translated message:

    "The virus of Troy wooden horse type"...

  15. PETA is getting more and more creative... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never knew they had a crack team of black hats on their payroll.

  16. I bet that made a few people grimace.. by Channard · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... still, I guess you're okay if you're an Apple MacDonalds user.

    1. Re:I bet that made a few people grimace.. by Peteee · · Score: 1

      Nobody buys fruit in McDonalds!

  17. Can you just see the settlement now? by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can see it now - a huge lawsuit, but McDonald's and Coca Cola will settle out of court. What the settlement will boil down to is $40,000,000 US for the attorneys, and a choice of supersizing their combo or a free apple pie for the victims...

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  18. calling Stella right now.... by krell · · Score: 1

    "I can see it now - a huge lawsuit, but McDonald's and Coca Cola will settle out of court. What the settlement will boil down to is $40,000,000 US for the attorneys, and a choice of supersizing their combo or a free apple pie for the victims..."

    Or they'll settle out of court for a NICE HOT CUP OF MCDONALD'S COFFEE !!!!

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    1. Re:calling Stella right now.... by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1
      Or they'll settle out of court for a NICE HOT CUP OF MCDONALD'S COFFEE !!!!


      Not if either party has Jack Thompson as its lawyer.
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  19. Re:its a feature by bozendoka · · Score: 0
    *sigh*

    C'mon, man. At least RTF summary.
    plus the QQPass Trojan, which is intended to steal login data.
    They are clearly going to steal your login/pwd the next time you access your bank or CC site so they can do the buying for you.
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  20. I'm lovin' it! by JakiChan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Getting totally pwn3d - I'm lovin in!

    Last time I was in Tokyo they had the "teritama burger". Take the meat, egg, and cheese part of a susage McMuffin, pour teriyaki sauce on it, and put it on a hamburger bun. Best. Burger. Evar. I was flying back business class and I took one on the plane with me cuz it was better than the plane food.

    (I would have said it was the bomb but you know how uptight those security guys are.)

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    1. Re:I'm lovin' it! by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They have all sorts of crazy fast food there, it's amazingly creative. The McDonalds in Japan are better than the ones in the states which in turn are better than the ones in Europe where I am right now(though they don't have infected mp3 players...yet).

      Actually, I would have to say that fast food(and ramen shops where 500 yen can get you a huge bowl of awesome ramen) is one of the things I miss most about living in Japan. Though the beer here in Germany does help to compensate :P

    2. Re:I'm lovin' it! by JakiChan · · Score: 1

      When asked what I wanted for work while in Japan my co-workers were tired of hearing "ramen". There was a great ramen-ya near the office and I could eat there every day if asked. Their gyoza was da shiznit.

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      "Where quality is like a dead stinking rat - you just can't miss it."
    3. Re:I'm lovin' it! by jZnat · · Score: 1

      You could have said it was the shit, but that slang doesn't seem to be understood by everyone (what, you mean it's shitty?).

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    4. Re:I'm lovin' it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did anyone else read 'teratoma' ?

  21. Only Old North Koreans by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Oh wait, wrong country.

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  22. I'll have a soda too ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    would you like fries ... and a virus with that mp3?


    Yeah, give me the Big Hack combo.
  23. Re:FriSt stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was informative...thank you for your insight but please try no to be so verbose in th future as others would like to get in an occasional post. It's not all about you!

  24. The quickening begins? by zappepcs · · Score: 1

    First a story about loss of privacy concerning personal data, now this story about Ronald taking your bank account login details? Why weren't fast food companies mentioned in 1984?

  25. Sony Thumbdrives? by maggard · · Score: 2, Funny

    What'll get you first; the rootkit, the battery fire, or the really awful music?/p?

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  26. Now we know...The virus of Troy wooden horse type by shoolz · · Score: 1

    See point #1.

    Google translated page.

  27. De-Zero Wingiffying by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 2, Informative

    *Stretches out* Okay, here goes nothing... 2006 October 13th In regard to our company MR3 player prize virus infection The Mcdonald's Co., Ltd. corporation August's recent prize promotion contained a virus in the MP3 player. It is possible that users could be infection just by connecting the prize to their PC. Therefore we ask that customers do not connect their prize MP3 player to their PC. In order to minimize customer annoyance we recommend you report the prize to us as soon as possible. 1. Summary of the Virus A Trojan Horse virus/worm/spyware was discovered on the MP3 Players. When connected to the PC the virus will cause "the Chinese memo pad stands up" (???), a message that the virus has inspected your computer and so on. 7 cases have been recieved of this virus infecting computers in the 12 days since the MP3 Players were given out. 2. Customer correspondence (1) We are informing our customers of the issue via direct calls to their homes, our companies home page, signs at our many locations and via local newspapers. (2) There is a possibility that connecting the MP3 to your computer alone is enough to cause infection, therefore we advise winners to not connect the Player to their PC.as for this virus there is a possibility of being infected by the fact that this prize is connected to the personal computer. We have also created an anti-virus and put it on our site in the downloads section. (3) concerning the MP3 player of the prize, making all item collect rapidly, as soon as to receive, be able to prepare you exchange with the new item. MP3 inquiry Executive Office Presently TEL. 03 - 5148 - 509924 hour systems October 14th (Saturday) 9:00AM - TEL. 0120 - 221 - 04724 hour systems (October 22nd (day) to) TEL. 0120 - 221 - 0479: 00 - 21: 00 (October 23rd (month) from) MacDonald Home page Http: //www.mcdonalds.co.jp/ 3. Infection route of virus and cause of infection The marketing store branch of McDonalds in Hong Kong apologizes for the infection. Concerning it's cause we are currently investigating that. We apologize again for any trouble, in the future we will strengthen our internal security so this doesn't happen again. MP3 campaign summary Of period: August 4th (gold) - 31 days (wood) [ prize dispatch target date: September 29th (gold) ] Prize item: Original music entering MP3 player The number of successful candidates: 10,000 people Application method: At the private portable campaign sight it inputs the serial number which is stated in the drink of L size during period, challenges in the game. (???) As you can tell I had some problems in two areas, I honestly have no idea what in the world those are supposed to mean. This is a very rough translation, coming from basicly translating a bad translation, but it's better than nothing...

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  28. I suggest a change of motto. by suparjerk · · Score: 3, Funny

    "McDonalds: Making you AND your computer sick."

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  29. Just a virus? by Honest+Olaf · · Score: 1

    I'd be more worried about what they put into their "food".

    1. Re:Just a virus? by masterhibb · · Score: 1

      That's just the thing; 350-degree oil effectively removes viruses from your McNuggets. The same principle, however, does not work on your McThumbDrive.

    2. Re:Just a virus? by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, nothing can survive very long from that kind of food.

  30. Automatic infection may be possible by _xeno_ · · Score: 4, Informative

    According to the Microsoft USB FAQ, it is possible to create a USB device which Windows will Autorun. Since Microsoft doesn't include anchors within the document to allow me to link directly to the question, it is:

    Q: What must I do to trigger Autorun on my USB storage device?
    The Autorun capabilities are restricted to CD-ROM drives and fixed disk drives. If you need to make a USB storage device perform Autorun, the device must not be marked as a removable media device and the device must contain an Autorun.inf file and a startup application.

    So, yes, it is possible to make a USB storage device trigger Autorun and run a trojan. I don't know if it's possible in this case, but it is theoretically possible to do with a USB device.

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    1. Re:Automatic infection may be possible by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 3, Informative

      It is possible. If you've bought a SanDisk stick lately, they started put all these stupid 'bonus' utilities on the stick that auto-launch whenever you connect it. I found this extremely annoying and was surprised that they'd do this to their customers. I did finally find a post where someone had found a removal tool on the SanDisk site (it's near impossible to remove on your own - stuff is cached and keeps re-installing) and cleared it that way. That will be the last thing I buy from this company as I no longer trust them.

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    2. Re:Automatic infection may be possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a portable Western Digital USB drive that has its own drive icon, which it sets up with an autorun.inf
      [autorun]
      ICON=AUTORUN\WDLOGO.ICO

      So it would be conceivable to have it run a program there as well.

      And disabling autorun for CD does not change the behavior of USB devices. Haven't found where, if any, that option is.

    3. Re:Automatic infection may be possible by Darth_brooks · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Windows will read an autorun.inf file on the memory sticks the same way it does for CD's/DVD's, but it will only perform certain actions if it decides the device is removable media. You can test this by creating an autorun.inf containing the full list of autorun commands on a memory stick. Harmless commands (such as ICON=SOMEICON.ICO) will be run, but potentially dangerous commands (such as Shellexec=, Open=, etc.) are supposed to be ignored. My vauge memory tells me that Microsoft initially stated that an Autorun.inf would be completely ignored on a removable device, (which is what lead me to start tinkering with the file in the first place) but I've got no real proof of that.

      It seemed funny that such a simple script with such dangerous potential would be called in the same way. Is it really that hard to have the OS treat removable devices in a completely different manner (rather than the apparent "eh, just hack it together and make it work" that's there now) than read-only devices?

      I always thought it'd be fun to have a USB key that autoran a batch file or VBS script that copied C:\Documents and Settings\* or C:\My Music\* to my thumb drive. "Plug and Play" turned into "Plug and take." Or, if I wasn't feeling malicious, having my thumb drive install a custom MSI of a few useful apps such as pre-configured firefox and putty on public terminals (thus saving me those precious, precious four whole steps....God I'm lazy.) But it didn't take long for me to figure out that the official answer to that was a resounding "no."

      I'm very curious how the autorun is being exploited. Is it bluffing the OS into thinking the USB drive is really a CD/DVD, or is there something else afoot here?

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    4. Re:Automatic infection may be possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Autoplay doesn't seem to happen for me, after disabling "Enable Autoplay for removable drives" via Tweakui (Tweakui / My Computer / Autoplay / Types).

    5. Re:Automatic infection may be possible by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      just as an FYI what you are talking about is called U3 tech if you like it (and happen to be running Windows) how it works is the drive is split into a "cdrom" volume --this has an active auturun.inf and a few bits and the rest of the drive. The Utility more or less drops the partition table and rebuilds it with just the standard partition.

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    6. Re:Automatic infection may be possible by 644bd346996 · · Score: 1

      So you bought a U3 drive instead of a regular drive. Boo Hoo. I really doubt there was any misleading advertising for your drive, and as you discovered, U3 functionality can be disabled and uninstalled. Next time, be more careful, since you seem to have an adverse reaction to getting more features than you paid for. SanDisk is still a great company to buy flash devices from, even if they surprised you.

    7. Re:Automatic infection may be possible by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      remember though there is nothing stopping a memory stick identifying itself as a hard drive or CD drive rather than a removable media drive.

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    8. Re:Automatic infection may be possible by Darth_brooks · · Score: 1

      The OS does the identifying, the sticks give very little information about themselves. The stick has to have some pretty clever firmware hacks to show as a non-removable device.

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    9. Re:Automatic infection may be possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which brings the question. Why is there an autorun option for a drive that isn't supposed to be removable (the fixed disk drive)?

  31. Talk about your IPOD killer... by patrixmyth · · Score: 1

    This seems to be an infected memory stick, not a player. That would be some serious news, by itself, if McDonalds was giving out MP3 players with meals in Japan, viros or not.

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    1. Re:Talk about your IPOD killer... by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      Right, so can I just collect say 7000 of these, strip the worm, and then resell them myself? What's the capacity?

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  32. Seems like... by justinbach · · Score: 1

    ...the burgers aren't the only things at McDonalds that should be served with some serious antibiotics! NOTE: yeah, before you call me on this, I *know* that antibiotics are only good against bacteria, and don't work against virii. Then again, anyone that calls me out probably isn't susceptible to antibiotics either, as you probably need a life to be susceptible to them...

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    1. Re:Seems like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's viruses, not virii. And what exactly would the antibiotics do to the burgers, pray tell? Also, you make a stupid joke even though you yourself realise it doesn't work? You *do* know that getting modded funny on slashdot doesn't get you girls, right?

    2. Re:Seems like... by justinbach · · Score: 1

      Why do you go around picking on people? Play nice.

      As long as you asked, however:

      Here's a link to a story about antibiotics in burgers from Mickey D's.

      Wikipedia confirms that the plural of virus is viruses, but acknowledges that virii can be used as wordplay, such as on BBSs, or by computer hackers. Besides, this is slashdot--we're above teh r00lz 0f gr4mm4r!!!!11oneonee!

      And as for the last point--being an anonymous coward doesn't get you girls, either. Turdhead.

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  33. Replacement? by denebian+devil · · Score: 1

    "Patrons nationwide are urged to quickly return their M-logoed sticks for replacement..."

    Somehow I think replacement is the least of their worries.

  34. If plugging it in can infect.. by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    ..then whatever McDonalds does is the least of people's worries. The users have real computer problems, which go way beyond any one-time viral threat.

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  35. Re:De-Zero Wingiffying - formated by mike2R · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you're going to take the trouble, we might as well see the line breaks:

    -----------
    *Stretches out* Okay, here goes nothing...

    2006 October 13th

    In regard to our company MR3 player prize virus infection

    The Mcdonald's Co., Ltd. corporation August's recent prize promotion contained a virus in the MP3 player. It is possible that users could be infection just by connecting the prize to their PC. Therefore we ask that customers do not connect their prize MP3 player to their PC. In order to minimize customer annoyance we recommend you report the prize to us as soon as possible.

    1. Summary of the Virus
    A Trojan Horse virus/worm/spyware was discovered on the MP3 Players. When connected to the PC the virus will cause "the Chinese memo pad stands up" (???), a message that the virus has inspected your computer and so on. 7 cases have been recieved of this virus infecting computers in the 12 days since the MP3 Players were given out.

    2. Customer correspondence
    (1) We are informing our customers of the issue via direct calls to their homes, our companies home page, signs at our many locations and via local newspapers.
    (2) There is a possibility that connecting the MP3 to your computer alone is enough to cause infection, therefore we advise winners to not connect the Player to their PC.as for this virus there is a possibility of being infected by the fact that this prize is connected to the personal computer. We have also created an anti-virus and put it on our site in the downloads section.
    (3) concerning the MP3 player of the prize, making all item collect rapidly, as soon as to receive, be able to prepare you exchange with the new item.

    MP3 inquiry Executive Office
    Presently TEL. 03 - 5148 - 509924 hour systems
    October 14th (Saturday) 9:00AM - TEL. 0120 - 221 - 04724 hour systems (October 22nd (day) to) TEL. 0120 - 221 - 0479: 00 - 21: 00 (October 23rd (month) from)
    MacDonald
    Home page Http: //www.mcdonalds.co.jp/

    3. Infection route of virus and cause of infection
    The marketing store branch of McDonalds in Hong Kong apologizes for the infection. Concerning it's cause we are currently investigating that. We apologize again for any trouble, in the future we will strengthen our internal security so this doesn't happen again.

    MP3 campaign summary
    Of period: August 4th (gold) - 31 days (wood) [ prize dispatch target date: September 29th (gold) ]
    Prize item: Original music entering MP3 player
    The number of successful candidates: 10,000 people
    Application method: At the private portable campaign sight it inputs the serial number which is stated in the drink of L size during period, challenges in the game. (???)

    As you can tell I had some problems in two areas, I honestly have no idea what in the world those are supposed to mean. This is a very rough translation, coming from basicly translating a bad translation, but it's better than nothing...

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  36. "they have heard, but cannot confirm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    F-Secure reports that they have heard, but cannot confirm, that simply plugging the USB device into a Windows PC is sufficient to get infected.
    EXCUSE ME? Why doesn't F-Secure plug one of these in to a Windows box and find out for themselves? I can't speak for the rest of /., but personally I'd prefer facts over what they've "heard."
    1. Re:"they have heard, but cannot confirm" by chmod+a+x+mojo · · Score: 0

      uhm, sure. You go out and get one of these sticks so they can try it. I mean, hell, they wouldn't WANT to confirm or deny it would they? I would think they did everything in their power to test this out.

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  37. They should've put the music on an audio CD... by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    ...which can't possibly infect your computer.

    Oh, wait...

  38. Oh I see by eebra82 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next week's headlines: McDonalds aquire McAfee.

    1. Re:Oh I see by SleepyHappyDoc · · Score: 1

      No, no...next week McAfee will sue McDonalds for entering the computer virus business and diluting their trademark. McAfee may be willing to settle for a license to provide fries with every virus scan.

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  39. Electronic Safety Act ? by alexhs · · Score: 1

    I can't wait for the law requirinq malign electronic life checkings (and sterelization) for all consumer electronic devices...

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  40. NOOOOOOO by SuperStretch · · Score: 0

    Looks to me like the RIAA is expanding onto the highest-population continent in the world.
     
    if (QQPass instanceof DRM) {
    System.out.println("Suddenly everything makes sense")
    }

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  41. New product line... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 2, Funny

    A new product line:
    Burger, small fries, small soft drink, memory stick containing the QQPass Trojan. - The unhappy meal.

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  42. Gives new meaning to by fastgood · · Score: 1

    McDonalds jingle You Deserve a Break Today done by American Idol Judge, Barry Manilow.

  43. Not that I'm *paranoid* or anything by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    This looks like an accident, the incident where IO Data shipped external drives with a remote access trojan preinstalled looks like an accident.

    What's to stop something like this from happening on purpose?

    Let A be a Taiwanese OEM living on margins as thin as a supermodel. Let B be a spyware company that pretends its products are legitimate and bring valuable commercial notices to the end users. B is willing to pay money to get its product in front of eyeballs. Company A will take every New Taiwan Dollar (about three cents) they can get. Is A going to say no to an offer from B to preinstall B-ware on A-gadgets?

  44. Double whammy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's not forget the more traditional method: as a former McDonalds manager, I must mention the more common way to transmit viruses (hand to money to hand to mouth) is still probably more common. And, I would say that washing your hands in those bathrooms won't necessarily clean off all germs, but rather introduce you to new ones...

  45. Re:McTranslation Actual traslation from google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Campaign prize "MP3 player"
    The apology regarding virus infection it is distant the request
    Customer everyone

    As for our company, in this year August "GET! MP3/MP3 hits!"When we have executed campaign, it is this campaign prize, in portion of the "MP3 player", those which have been infected to the virus being included was ascertained. Truly it apologizes more deeply than true heart without excuse, application it receives in this campaign, vis-a-vis the customer who is elected.

    According to the investigation of this corporation, this virus is a possibility of being infected by connecting this prize to the personal computer. Following, placing on this corporation, making all item of the MP3 player of the prize collect, rapidly from your all customers, we decided that it receives. In the next few days, being able to point to the guide of all the item exchanges vis-a-vis your all customers who are elected, it receives, consecutively, exchanges at with the gratuitous new item.

    In addition, in order that damage of the customer is stopped in minimum, vis-a-vis your all customers who are elected, by the telephone individually communication after giving, the place where it faces, to the prevention of infection of virus such as guide of offer of the virus extermination software with thorough system it is existence. Furthermore, because as mentioned below we guide virus extermination method already this prize as the one for urgent measure to the customer who becomes utilization, application it receives together, the fish you say to ask.

          1. Please execute "the trend flex security (TM)" of the trend micro corporation.
          2. When" WORM_QQPASS.ADH" is detected after the executing, please execute extermination tool "Fix-QQPAS.exe".
          3. Changing lastly, it executes the "trend flex security (TM)", verification it receives the fact that the virus is not detected, all jobs become end.

    Furthermore, when reexecuting the "trend flex security (TM)", when the virus is detected,
    The question please adjust to the below-mentioned executive office.

            * Depending upon the environment of the customer until it completes, there are times when time is required for a while.
            * Depending upon the environment of the customer there are times when warning and the like which urges un installation is indicated. In that case it is embarrassed, but please communicate to the below-mentioned executive office.
            * As soon as in the future new information to enter, we inform in this home page. Please verify up-to-date information in this home page
            * As for the customer of utilization please inquire Windows98 to the below-mentioned executive office.

    When there is an unclear point, please communicate to the below-mentioned "MP3 inquiry executive office".
    As in the future, similar thing does not occur, it starts strengthening company internal system more.
    That also in the future, patronage it receives MacDonald, we ask may.

    The press release regarding main case of the

    MP3 inquiry executive office
    To October 22nd TEL.0120-221-047 (24 hour establishment)
    October 23rd ~ TEL.0120-221-047 (9: 00~21: 00 establishment)

    * Name of the customer, as for private information of address and telephone number etc we do not use other than object of commodity exchange.

    CLOSE

  46. Ahhh, Babelfish by suparjerk · · Score: 1

    From TFTA (the fine translated announcement): "1. Summary and condition of infection virus The virus of Troy wooden horse type, the worm and the spy wear were discovered. As a phenomenon, the occasion where this prize is connected to the personal computer, on that personal computer "the Chinese memo pad stands up", "message of virus inspection was made", and so on you question and 7 cases have received wooden pail communication in as of 12 days.".

    Yeah, Babelfish worked wonders there.

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  47. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did they buy these MP3 players from Sony? I mean, I still have to wonder just how...

  48. Oh dear... by dino303 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and I always though Mac users are safe from viruses

  49. Good news! by lunartik · · Score: 4, Funny

    Interpol has identified a suspect.

  50. Mmmmmmm. by SeaFox · · Score: 3, Funny
    Patrons nationwide are urged to quickly return their M-logoed sticks for replacement or call a 24hr hotline, if unsure.


    They're labeled M for malicious!
  51. In Japan! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Japan virus happy meal USB into you!

  52. New Slogans by Xanthis · · Score: 1

    Did Somebody Say McVirus? or I'm Infectin' It

    1. Re:New Slogans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're retarded, aren't you?

  53. dee, dee , deeeee,de ,deeee .. by darkchubs · · Score: 1

    I'm lovin it.

  54. The depressing thing is that.. by Channard · · Score: 1

    .. people do. It's sad that they'll pay nearly a quid for a few slices of apple and whatever, not caring that they can get a whole bag of apples for a quid at any market or supermarket. It's like 'There you go, little Porketta. Here's a few slices of apple - eat them up, they're good for you. Well, after you've had your Big Mac and Extra Fries.'

    1. Re:The depressing thing is that.. by Shadyman · · Score: 1

      4 nice healthy Apple slices, with a sugary-sweet caramel dip.

  55. Competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mcdonalds and Sony could be having a competition.

    Sony: "Ha! We infected millions of computers with a virus and they didn't even know it"
    Mcdonalds: "Bah! We can infect computers too!"

    Anyone up for round 2?

  56. Re: Your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Anonymous Cowards filtered. If their words aren't worth so much as a nom de plume why should I value them any mor"

    Learn English before learning Latin. And yes, I am an AC because I don't want you to correct the mistake.

  57. Huh? by omeg · · Score: 1

    Am I missing something here? What on earth does Hong Kong have to do with Japan?

    1. Re:Huh? by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Yes: you are missing TFA. You haven't read it.

    2. Re:Huh? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      I imagine that the sticks were made in China.

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  58. Confusion Over "Viruses?" by Garrett+Fox · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this will hurt the company's sales of food, because customers will hear "virus" and think something's wrong with the fries instead of the chips.

    Just don't order the Snow Crash shake.

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  59. Re: McDonalds Vs. Sony by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    McDonalds, being the fast value place, "merely installed" a trojan, probably of mediocre quality.

    Sony, being a high class electronics firm, installed the rootkit that cinched Mark Russinovich's job with Microsoft.

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  60. Oh noes it's a trap - mc pavlov by guruevi · · Score: 1

    They steal your bank account number and then put $7,50 on each day and then appears a message that if you don't go to McDonalds and spend your 7,50 that your hard disk will be wiped. Once you are addicted they stop giving you free money...

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    1. Re:Oh noes it's a trap - mc pavlov by Servo · · Score: 1

      Too late for that. McDonald's already steals a heck of a lot more than that from some people.

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  61. anti-virus on the next stick? by dfries · · Score: 1
    What's on the replacement stick? An anti-virus program designed to remove the original virus? Or are they just going to suggest you go out and buy an anti-virus program?

    The other way to look at it is this. Send out a password grabber virus, wait 24 hours, and then tell people to return the memory stick. Is that a wise idea? Could it be that all the passwords are ON the stick people return?

  62. Somebody had to.. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    Me and my trojaned MP3 stick
    Stole my password, now I'm assed out
    Wish they just had the Monopoly
    Game like in that other country

    Ba da da da daaa
    I'm hatin' it :(

  63. Liability? by malzraa · · Score: 0

    Where is the liability for McDonalds? If they distributed burgers containing viruses their asses would be sued up and down the fry machine.

  64. What a deal by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

    Cardiovascular disease, diabetes mellitus, and malware! Where do I sign up?

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  65. Human Translation (non-literal, off-the-cuff) by patio11 · · Score: 1

    We have determined that a portion of the MP3 Players distributed in August as part of a special promotion have been compromised by virii. This virus is capable of infecting a computer when the Player is connected. We strongly advise that customers not connect these players to their computers. We promise to promptly investigate what caused this to happen and do everything possible to minimize damage to our customers, and will keep you apprised of any changes.

    1. Symptoms of Virus Infection

    We have found Trojan horse viruses, worms, and spyware. As of the 12th [of October], we have received 7 reports from customers stating that "Notepad pops up with Chinese written in it", "A virus was detected", etc immediately upon connecting the MP3 player to the computer.

    2. Customer Support

    We have established the following to implement a swift recall of the infected promotional goods:
    1) We are directly contacting customers who won the player via phone and email
    2) We published information concerning the vulnerability on our website [link in Japanese: http://www.mcdonalds.co.jp/%5D
    3) We released information concerning the vulnerability though our franchises
    4) We have taken out several newspaper advertisements to advise the public about the vulnerability

    2) This virus is capable of infecting a computer when the Player is connected. We strongly advise that customers not connect these players to their computers. We have prepared virus removal software for customers who have already exposed their computers. A link can be found on the McDonalds home page. [see above, in Japanese]

    3) We are recalling all infected players immediately. They will be exchanged [for a non-infected player, presumably] as soon as arrangements can be made to do so.

    [Snip of contact info]

    3. How We Came To Be Compromised

    These players were procured through Marketing Store, Co. [n.b. I'm unsure whether they are Inc., Co., LLC. or what have you] of Hong Kong. We are in the process of investigating how they came to be compromised. We apologize to our customers for this incident. [n.b. Think groveling apology, although not unusually so in this sort of context in Japan.] We will strengthen our internal quality control practices to ensure this sort of thing does not affect our customers again.

    MP3 Campaign Summary
    Period: August 4th (Friday) through 31st (Thursday) (Prizes dispatched approximately September 29th, Friday)
    Prize item: MP3 player containing original music
    Prizes awarded: 10,000
    Application method: L-sized [n.b. Large, although it sure doesn't feel like it when you're drinking one!] drinks purchased during the promotional period had serial numbers. Customers could input these on a special site designed for use by mobile phones. A portion of the serial numbers had been designated as winners.

    1. Re:Human Translation (non-literal, off-the-cuff) by refitman · · Score: 1

      OK, so now I can understand the announcement, but you've taken all the fun out of it.

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      First God made idiots. That was for practice. Then He made Jack Thompson.
    2. Re:Human Translation (non-literal, off-the-cuff) by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

      The Babelfish translation is to the real translation as McDonalds' food is to real food.

  66. Couldn't Help Myself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All Your Big Macs Are Belong To Me!!!

  67. All English vaccums are very clean. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Or so I am told.

    In Mexican Spanish, the machine is called "aspiradora" (which implicies breathing :-) ).

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  68. Wait, does that mean I get Happy Meal toys? by patio11 · · Score: 1

    Beanie Babies with my next Babelfish translation?! Sweet! "Stopping the work of the translator, you will gather the lovely doll!" (Oh will I ever!)