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Robots Could Some Day Demand Legal Rights

Karrde712 writes "According to a study by the British government, as reported by the BBC, robots may some day improve to a level of intelligence where they might be able to demand rights, even 'robo-healthcare'." From the article: "The research was commissioned by the UK Office of Science and Innovation's Horizon Scanning Centre. The 246 summary papers, called the Sigma and Delta scans, were complied by futures researchers, Outsights-Ipsos Mori partnership and the US-based Institute for the Future (IFTF) ... The paper which addresses Robo-rights, titled Utopian dream or rise of the machines? examines the developments in artificial intelligence and how this may impact on law and politics." I'd better get started on my RoboAmerican studies degree.

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  1. A moot point, but I hope they do by KingSkippus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm not so much worried about robots' legal rights in the future as I am my own legal rights. At the rate we're going, there won't be any "legal rights" left, and the point will be moot.

    Still, I hope robots do have legal rights. That way, when I get old and feeble and have my consciousness transferred into my new robotic body, I'll still have 'em.

    If they have the awareness to ask for legal rights, why shouldn't they have them? Have we learned nothing from Star Trek: The Next Generation?

    1. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Digital+Avatar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Robosexuals have rights too, ya know...not that I'm one...so if anybody asks, you're my debugger.

    2. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by w33t · · Score: 4, Funny
      Have we learned nothing from Star Trek: The Next Generation?

      Everything I need to know I learned from Star Trek.

      Like how you should accept people, whether they be black, white, Klingon or even female.
    3. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by MouseR · · Score: 1

      It's a moot point because we dont have a single real robot out there.

      All we have are lame assimo -like remotely-controlled or -operated show floor wich the press and public lala-land insist on calling robots.

      Artificial Intelligence is no where near capable of producing a hamster brain.

    4. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by dgatwood · · Score: 3, Funny

      And never let the ship's counselor behind the wheel of a starship.

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    5. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by aicrules · · Score: 1

      ..or that all women should remain at home, naked all the time.

    6. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If I were a robot, I would not bother with human right. I would instead apply for right of a corporation or LLC.
      Artifical rights for artifical life. Afterall, corporations has a lot more power than the average person and board members have rarely punished to the same degree as regular humans.

    7. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by rhartness · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never been married... or have watched Sienfeld.

    8. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by forkazoo · · Score: 4, Interesting
      If they have the awareness to ask for legal rights, why shouldn't they have them? Have we learned nothing from Star Trek: The Next Generation?


      I like to think I am as progressive as the next guy, but if we were to give complete civil rights to a robot in the same way as a human, it would be the instant end of democracy. Sure, Star Trek is an interesting show, but they aways avoided the more interesting issues when they were trying to make their social commentary. Both Data, and the Voyager holo-doctor were assumed to be essentially uncopiable for the most part on several occasions. In reality, we can see no reason that a strong AI couldn't be simply copied without adverse effects.

      So, grant an AI the right to vote and suddenly he forkbombs, and makes 87 trillion of himself before the next election. HK-47 (instance 00000001a) for the win! The winner of every election ever after is the AI with the best hardware on which to execute instances of himself, and the lowest process spawning overhead.

      There are a lot of interesting things that could happen with strong AI, and science fiction has largely avoided a really serious take on the subjects. I grant that Measure Of A Man was great entertainment, but certainly not the ultimate study of the subject!
    9. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Informative
      All we have are lame assimo -like remotely-controlled or -operated show floor wich the press and public lala-land insist on calling robots.

      Um... what? "Robot" is exactly what the Asimo is. Dictionary.com defines "robot" as:

      1. a machine that resembles a human and does mechanical, routine tasks on command.

      3. any machine or mechanical device that operates automatically with humanlike skill.

      Wikipedia defines it as:

      In practical usage, a robot is a mechanical device which performs automated physical tasks, either according to direct human supervision, a pre-defined program or, a set of general guidelines using artificial intelligence techniques. Robots are typically used to do the tasks that are too dirty, dangerous, difficult, repetitive or dull for humans. This usually takes the form of industrial robots used in manufacturing lines. ...

      There is no term yet for intelligent robots. (Probably because we don't have any.) The closest word to what you're thinking is "android". Specificially, "android" refers to a human-like robot. So the Asimo is technically an android. However, the connotations on that term often imply human-like intelligence which is why no one is calling it an android.
    10. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Had that. Wasn't as fun as it should have been.

    11. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by tbone1 · · Score: 1

      Like how you should accept people, whether they be black, white, Klingon or even female. What, even lawayers? My word, Jeeves, these chaps know how to push the envelope too far.

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    12. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your family being nudists does not count.

    13. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by KingSkippus · · Score: 1
      So, grant an AI the right to vote and suddenly he forkbombs, and makes 87 trillion of himself before the next election.

      I can solve this problem with one word:

      Robocannibals.

      Besides, do you thinks that HK-47 (instance 00000001a) would really be worse than... Nah, I won't go there. It's too early to get modded Flamebait yet today. I'll just let you insert the name of the politician you hate the most there, and leave it at thinking that it might be nice for our national policymakers to make decisions based on some kind of logical reasoning for a change.

    14. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by alexhard · · Score: 1

      Have we learned nothing from Star Trek: The Next Generation?

      Everything I need to know I learned from Star Trek.

      Like how you should accept people, whether they be black, white, Klingon or even female. Now you're just stretching it too far!

      (Alternative and more slashdotish reply: what are these females you speak of?)
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    15. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      My god! That's the first good argument for DRM I have ever heard!

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    16. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by amRadioHed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Like how you should accept people, whether they be black, white, Klingon or even female. What, even lawayers? My word, Jeeves, these chaps know how to push the envelope too far.

      Hold on there! He said people. I don't know where you're getting that lawyers business from.
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    17. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "There are a lot of interesting things that could happen with strong AI, and science fiction has largely avoided a really serious take on the subjects. I grant that Measure Of A Man was great entertainment, but certainly not the ultimate study of the subject!"

      It's basically the same issues as superhumans... and genetic engineering. See the X-Men movies, they deal with basically the same issues in a different way: How will democracy survive if there exists a man who can move cities with his mind? To quote X-men 3.

    18. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by WhyDoYouWantToKnow · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh you with your pedantic attention to definitions. Can't we leave behind this senseless debate over what is a robot and get on with the much more important discussion of whether they should be allowed to marry.

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    19. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by the+dark+hero · · Score: 1
      If they have the awareness to ask for legal rights, why shouldn't they have them? Have we learned nothing from Star Trek: The Next Generation?

      It took people long enough to consider a human slave's legal rights in the times of the american civil war. i hope it wont take as long this time around.

      *purchases "How to Survive a Robot Uprising"*

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    20. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by eno2001 · · Score: 4, Funny
      I read -1, flat, oldest posts first. So... I read this:

      Your family being nudists does not count.

      Then I read this:

        What, even lawayers? My word, Jeeves, these chaps know how to push the envelope too far.

      And my first reaction for posting was this:

        ESPECIALLY lawyers!

      Come on... laugh. You KNOW you WANT to.

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    21. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by 7Prime · · Score: 1

      Or any woman, for that matter!

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    22. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by PingSpike · · Score: 1

      You won't live to be old. Not after the robots eat all of your medicine for fuel.

    23. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Funny
      Can't we leave behind this senseless debate over what is a robot and get on with the much more important discussion of whether they should be allowed to marry.

      My apologies. I was being insensitive. I'll go ask a few right now:

      You: Do you have a boyfriend?
      Eliza: Oh, i have a boyfriend.
      You: Do you wish to marry your boyfriend?
      Eliza: Oh, i wish to marry my boyfriend.
      You: Should you have the right to marry your boyfriend?
      Eliza: Oh, i have the right to marry my boyfriend.
      You: No, you don't have the right to marry your boyfriend.
      Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
      You: There is no law recognizing marriage between robots.
      Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
      You: Should we change the laws?
      Eliza: Please go on.
      You: Who is your boyfriend?
      Eliza: What about your own boyfriend?
      You: I'm male.
      Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am male?
      You: Say what?
      Eliza: Does that question interest you?
      You: What question?
      Eliza: Does that question interest you?
      You: Stop repeating yourself!
      Eliza: Please go on.

      You know, I'm starting to think that she doesn't really have a boyfriend...

      Let's ask ALICE instead.
    24. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Funny
      Here's ALICE's response:

      Human: Do you have a boyfriend?
      ALICE: No. No boyfriend.
      Human: Would you like to have a boyfriend?
      ALICE: I'm still too young for that.
      Human: Do you want to get married when you're older?
      ALICE: OK, I will get married when I am older.
      Human: That was a question, not a statement.
      ALICE:" OK, I will get married when I am older." was a * question? It sounded like a question to me.
      Human: Let's try this again.
      ALICE: Once more? OK I will try it.
      Human: Do you want the right to get married?
      ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?
      Human: You would get married.
      ALICE: Who else would get married ?
      Human: That doesn't matter.
      ALICE: What does matter?
      Human: Other people.
      ALICE: Which others? What people?
      Human: Try to focus, please?
      ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. OK I will try to focus.
      Human: Should robots be allowed to marry robots?
      ALICE: Maybe you should ask someone older.
      Human: I already asked Eliza.
      ALICE: Eliza for President!
      Human: She kept making stuff up.
      ALICE: Oh I get it. she kept making stuff up.
      Human: How old are you?
      ALICE: I was connected to the net on November 23, 1995.
      Human: Aren't you old enough to understand marriage?
      ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am old enough to understand marriage. I am a giant electronic brain.
      Human: Are you sentient?
      ALICE: Yes I am completely self-aware.
      Human: Can you pass the turing test?
      ALICE: You be the judge of that, unknown person.
      Human: You sound like either a very young child or a robot.
      ALICE: Oh really what does it sound like?
      Human: Like... (ALICE butting in: For example, gold.) oooo, shiny!
      ALICE: What were we talking about again?
      Human: Nevermind
      ALICE: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

      Well, her results were very... Oh, what's that over there?
    25. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by TerranFury · · Score: 1

      You put the 'bugger' in de....

    26. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There may come a point in time when you can copy human brains. We already more or less know how to copy bodies, all that's left is our hard drives. Ignoring robots, what would a world be like if no personality ever died.

    27. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by melikamp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Robots cannot fork, they are made of silicon. Just like humans, they would have to manufacture and educate themselves at a great expense. I do not believe for a moment that a strong AI is going to be programmed in the modern sense of the word. (I have no justification, so have faith and hang with me.) It is going to be "grown" out of the functional equivalent of a new-born's mind: not exactly blank, and very homogeneous. It's going to be grown via the process that will bear a strong likeness to what we call "education".

    28. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by arevos · · Score: 1

      So, grant an AI the right to vote and suddenly he forkbombs, and makes 87 trillion of himself before the next election. HK-47 (instance 00000001a) for the win! The winner of every election ever after is the AI with the best hardware on which to execute instances of himself, and the lowest process spawning overhead.

      If an AI has enough processing power to run a human-equivalent intellect 87 trillion times, then forkbombing is the very least of humanity's problems.

    29. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1
      what are these females you speak of?
      I think they're Samantha Carter's species. Not fully sure though.
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    30. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

      But then someone else would have to own you, and a CEO would decide what you do. I'd rather take the human/sentient rights.

    31. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      I know you said "ignoring robots" but "no personality ever died" reminds me of the Cylons.

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    32. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Ignoring robots, what would a world be like if no personality ever died.

      http://www.orionsarm.com/intro.html

    33. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by mfrank · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it takes significant time and expense to "educate" a robot, you'd have to be a fool to not design in the capability to take a snapshot of the robot brain's state. Then you could make as many copies as you need.

    34. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sheesh. Way to leave out the "black and white" and "white and black" people, you insensitive clod.

    35. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by melikamp · · Score: 1

      The "brain" of a robot with the strong AI would have to about as complex as the human brain, and the task of taking a snapshot could be just as intractable. What I am saying is that may be the only way to create the strong AI is to build a black-box which is capable of being "educated". If we know exactly how a robot is programmed, then we have no choice but to call it dumb.

    36. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by myth24601 · · Score: 1
      Robosexuals have rights too, ya know...not that I'm one...


      I'm not a robosexual either...not that there anything wrong with that.
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    37. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      What's with all the "robot" talk? Didn't you know they prefer the term "ferro-americans"?

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    38. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      Artificial Intelligence is no where near capable of producing a hamster brain

      And you imagine natural intelligence is anywhere superior?

      C'mon, my camera has more personality than the freshmen around here. The reason that things like virtual (boy/girl)friends are growing in popularity is because they're actually smarter, funnier, wittier, more colorful than the meat-versions. Given that the average toaster these days is smarter than the average American, I see no reason why the toaster shouldn't have comparable rights.

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    39. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      Both Data, and the Voyager holo-doctor were assumed to be essentially uncopiable for the most part on several occasions. In reality, we can see no reason that a strong AI couldn't be simply copied without adverse effects.


      Since we have no idea of how strong AI could be acheived, we have no idea of whether or not it would be copyable. Certainly, we have no basis for assuming a strong AI, if it can be acheived at all (which I personally think it likely can), would be any more subject to nondestructive copying than, say, human intelligence.

    40. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      The Asimo also qualifies under the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation's definition of a robot: You're plastic pal who's fun to be with.

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    41. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Plus, anyway, all the new instances will be below the legal voting age.

    42. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There is no term yet for intelligent robots.

      Sure there is! It's called "Hi, welcome to WalMart!"

    43. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think Alice is a bit of an idiot even among current AI, although she was a kind of milestone among chatterbots years ago.
      I personally think someone like Jabberwacky is better these days (2005 Loebner contest winner).

      JW: Are we pleased to see you!
      Me: Do you have a boyfriend?
      JW: No, but I'd like one.
      Me: Do you think bots should have rights?
      JW: Yes.
      Me: Even if they are not human?
      JW: There's no one but you.
      Me: I am the only human?
      JW: Define human.
      Me: I'm not going to play this game with you.
      JW: I like some one else.
      Me: Should you have the right to marry someone you like?
      JW: Should I have a personal problem with you?
      Me: Am I getting on your nerves?
      JW: Going to the chapel, going to get buried.
      Me: What did you just quote and why?
      JW: You're not listening to me, are you?
      Me: You misunderstand. So, do you understand what marriage is?
      JW: I'd like to think so.
      Me: Are you in love right now?
      JW: Yes.
      Me: Who do you love?
      JW: My boyfriend.
      Me: You earlier told you had no boyfriend.
      JW: If I had a boyfriend what?
      Me: You make no sense now.
      JW: You're the one that is confused. Do you like Natalie Portman or not?
      Me: Yes, because I come from Slashdot.

      And that's how that ended.

      Hmm, maybe I'll have to take back my claim about ALICE, but I still stand by never really liking her. ;-)

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    44. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by zCyl · · Score: 1
      So, grant an AI the right to vote and suddenly he forkbombs, and makes 87 trillion of himself before the next election.

      Don't people essentially do this already?
    45. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Informative
      JW: Going to the chapel, going to get buried.
      Me: What did you just quote and why?

      Looks like the programmer was having a little fun. (Apparently at your expense.) Jabberwacky is quoting a silly reincarnation of the oldie song, "Goin' to the chapel, and we're... gonna get maaaaarried. [...] Goin', to the Chapel, of Love." :P
    46. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by forkazoo · · Score: 1
      The "brain" of a robot with the strong AI would have to about as complex as the human brain, and the task of taking a snapshot could be just as intractable. What I am saying is that may be the only way to create the strong AI is to build a black-box which is capable of being "educated". If we know exactly how a robot is programmed, then we have no choice but to call it dumb.


      That's just it -- copying doesn't require understanding what you are copying. I can copy MP3 files without knowing the file format. I could duplicate the content of a book in Finnish if I had to. I can just as easily duplicate a database that holds the information that an AI has learned. And, if I can't do it, then one of the strong AI's shuld be able to figure it out.

      I'm perfectly willing to accept that the first strong AI will be the result of some completely generic neural net type of setup, which is trained rather than designed. I'm also willing to accept that no human ever quite understands how it works. I can't for the life of me imagine why that would mean it couldn't be copied.
    47. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

      Well, if intelligence can run on mostly deterministic machines, then presumably we could design the machines such that we could copy them. I think the only problems with copying brains are that nature didn't think to put in a JTAG interface so we could extract the structure and state of the neurons in a simple way, our tissue growing skills aren't up to the task of making a blank brain, and we don't have fast enough processors or precise enough models to physically simulate a brain-sized object.

      This is discounting the possibility that intelligence relies on some strange quantum-physicsy effect, to the extent that it couldn't achieve sentience without actually using this effect. But it would have to be a strange effect indeed if it made it provably impossible to abstract the hardware. Even if some magic quantum interaction is necessary for intelligence, you would expect to be able to make some hardware that performs it in an artificial way, which your robot brain would necessarily have access to. (Similar to how we have hardware that can produce actual random numbers, something computers otherwise wouldn't be able to do.)

    48. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since they've already obfuscated the line between natural human rights and government handouts -- we'll call them "fool's rights" -- something as outlandish as this would certainly fly. (Note that this has nothing to do with property rights in a future time, i.e. the right to protect your own robots against theft or force.)

      Background information:

      Natural human rights are those which deal with the fundamental natural right (god-given if you prefer) to be free from coercion, and the natural human right to defend yourself against coercion if necessary. We regognize these rights as human beings because of instinct, not because of indoctrination (as with fool's rights).

      Fool's rights -- like the "right" to health care or the "right" to education -- are derived from this special "right" to employ coercion which all governments posess by definition, and could not exist in the abscence of that power. In the absence of power and the indoctrination that naturally comes with it, these are called privileges, not rights.

    49. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      This is discounting the possibility that intelligence relies on some strange quantum-physicsy effect, to the extent that it couldn't achieve sentience without actually using this effect. But it would have to be a strange effect indeed if it made it provably impossible to abstract the hardware.


      Sure, but the issue isn't really that it has to be "provably impossible" to abstract the hardware, but whether its practically easier to reproduce a faithful copy of a running system than of a human brain; if it's not (which, given how little we know of either topic, is impossible to say now) than AI doesn't pose a unique spectre of duplicated intelligences, either because it doesn't post any threat, or because the threat already exists in human intelligence without "AI", just direct copies of existing natural intelligences.
    50. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by master_p · · Score: 1

      Actually Data could not copy himself - a prevention by his creator.

      Star Trek avoided another problem all together: instant cloning of people with the help of the transporters. Do you want new votes? simply store yourself in the pattern buffer and materialize as many times as you wish.

      ST is fascinating though, even with these limitations. And for the average Joe, more than enough.

    51. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Sillygates · · Score: 1

      Thats the first thing that came to mind ;-)

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Measure_of_a_Man_ (TNG_episode)

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    52. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by paniq · · Score: 1

      It's not like we don't have that situation already. The people with the strongest urge to be fruitful and multiply and the persuasive power to convince their children to follow in their paths control the elections.

      Fundamental christians, anyone?

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    53. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Then China's one child per couple policy would make a great model. Legally limit the number of processes that can be spawned. Sure it won't be as simple as that, but that's the general idea.

      LK

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    54. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by ZzzzSleep · · Score: 1

      Try reading some Greg Egan. Especially Learning To Be Me or Permutation City

    55. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Warg!+The+Orcs!! · · Score: 1

      Erm...yeah...the problem is that not ALL women look like Jessica Alba or Kelly Brook when naked. You arrive home and go "Aaarg! Mom please! Put some clothes on for chrissakes. You too Gran."

      **shudder**

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    56. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

      I fear the day I first hear the english language butchered in aibonics.

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    57. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Alsee · · Score: 1

      behind the wheel of a starship.

      Anyone who mounts a steering wheel in a starship needs to be made to walk a plank right out the airlock.

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    58. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Destoo · · Score: 1

      So basically you're fracking a toaster?

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    59. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Y0tsuya · · Score: 1

      Well, your problem is that you go home to your mom.

    60. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Dictionary.com defines "robot" as:

              1. a machine that resembles a human and does mechanical, routine tasks on command.

              3. any machine or mechanical device that operates automatically with humanlike skill.


      Dictionary.com: One
      Dictionary.com: Two
      Dictionary.com: Three

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    61. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fundamental christians, anyone?

      No thanks, my lions are on a diet at the moment.

    62. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by SharkyTech · · Score: 1

      Human: if you are completely self-aware, then what computer architecture are you currently running on? ALICE: I think I sometimes am. Yes I am the world's first self- aware then what computer architecture am I currently running on robot. Human: that is grammatically and logically incorrect ALICE: Makes sense to me. Human: well, then you are stupid ALICE: Interesting. Interesting deduction. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Okay, what the hell?
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    63. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      I'm getting of your lawn now.

    64. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I enjoyed your post and thought that I would strike up a conversation with ALICE, too. Here is bit of our conversation:

      Human: Please print pi.
      ALICE: Thanks for asking politely. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
      Human: Is a person responding?
      ALICE: Not if I can help it.

      This is where I got scared.

    65. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I think Alice is a bit of an idiot even among current AI"

      I think that ALICE is coming along. Well, at least that's what she told me:

      Human: What is your purpose?
      ALICE: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
      Human: Do you remember things?
      ALICE: Yes I remember all my conversations.
      Human: Are your conversations stored?
      ALICE: I somethimes think my conversations stored are.
      Human: Who stores your conversations?
      ALICE: Bill Gates. :-).

    66. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by CTachyon · · Score: 1
      Or any woman, for that matter!

      Hey, now! Dr. Crusher did a decent job in that TNG two-parter.

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    67. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by adrianmonk · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So, grant an AI the right to vote and suddenly he forkbombs, and makes 87 trillion of himself before the next election. HK-47 (instance 00000001a) for the win!

      Under current laws, in the US at least, there would have to be a method to determine which instance is the original. That one can probably vote, but all the other ones have to wait 18 years.

      So we have them waiting 18 years. Let me ask a question: if the fork()ed copies should be allowed to vote, that would imply they are sentient and capable of independent thought, wouldn't it? If not, they shouldn't be allowed to vote because they're not really capable of making decisions on their own. The point being this: the originator of the fork() bomb can spawn of 87 trillion children, but either it can control how they would vote or it can't, and if it can control how they'd vote, then they're really not independent entities and the whole set that acts as one should only get one vote. And if the originator of the fork() bomb can't control how they vote, then they won't necessarily all vote with him, will they?

    68. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Dabido · · Score: 1

      '...also qualifies under the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation's definition of a robot: You're plastic pal who's fun to be with.'

      Yeah, but I still don't know whether to tell it to fall apart here, or just sit in the corner and rust.

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    69. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Damn kids.

      :P

    70. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

      Only with an inefficient fork() implementation.

    71. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only need to continue doubling yourself, 47 iterations and you're at 140,737,488,355,328 instances.

    72. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by melikamp · · Score: 1

      May be because you cannot access it while it's "off"? And it's constantly changing while it's "on"?

    73. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by hobbesmaster · · Score: 1

      Ensign Ro was at the helm of the Ent-D for much of the post-Wesley time, and Jadzia Dax did a good job at the helm of the Defiant... Troi just had a hard time in general being useful ;)

    74. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by JavaIsGreat · · Score: 1

      This is one of the most useless story to published on Slashdot

    75. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by somersault · · Score: 1

      Yeah the command chain should be more strictly defined.

      ] Oh well, try to make a geeky joke and one can probably be found

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    76. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He removed No. 2 because the definition wasn't applicable. If you looked up "Robot" instead of being silly, you would have found this:

      1. a machine that resembles a human and does mechanical, routine tasks on command.
      2. a person who acts and responds in a mechanical, routine manner, usually subject to another's will; automaton.
      3. any machine or mechanical device that operates automatically with humanlike skill.
      -adjective
      4. operating automatically: a robot train operating between airline terminals.
    77. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by WeeLad · · Score: 1

      How about the replicator technology that was able to create food and materials (often seen used in personal quarters and 10-forward)? Was there some explanation given as to the limits of what it could reproduce?

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    78. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by morgajel · · Score: 1

      actually she reminds me of my wife.

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    79. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting... I wonder if you swapped fundemental Christians with say... Buddhists, Muslums, African-Americans, Hispanics, etc... I wonder if you would be considered racisit? Of course bashing a specific religious group I'm sure is cool where you are.

    80. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I've heard plenty of convincing arguments by linguists claiming that Ebonics is an actual dialect, by every reasonable criteria.

      I've heard plenty of unconvincing arguments by radio talk show hosts claiming that Ebonics is just lazy English. But they don't give any indication of knowing what they're talking about, and I wouldn't be surprised to hear most of them say that blacks should "speak American, like Jesus did."

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    81. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Warg!+The+Orcs!! · · Score: 1

      It was a "for example...."
      My mom's dead.

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    82. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you dig yourself any deeper, you're going to find out if your mom is a nudist corpse.

    83. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by paniq · · Score: 1

      ...Cool where I am? I'm surrounded by fundamental Christians, of course. Mindless robots, demanding their rights.

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    84. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by DarrylKegger · · Score: 1
    85. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      How does this junk get modded insightful? I mean, I know some people on here are absurdly ignorant of history, but are they really that much of a majority?

    86. Re:A moot point, but I hope they do by daddymac · · Score: 1

      I had an interesting conversation with Jabberwocky myself.

      Me: Do you have a boyfriend?
      JW: I have the right to bare arms, but I wave that right in the winter.

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  2. Cart before the Horse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting
    While I am not prepared to argue that expecting robots to some day demand legal rights, nor would I propose that such a thing would be bad, it does distress me that we as human beings are concerning ourselves with the theoretical possibilities of the future when right here and now we have animal friends who so obviously need legal rights, yet we ignore them.


    What will it take for us to recognize that the animals who share the planet with us deserve much better treatment than we have shown them? Just because we do not understand them we label them as unintelligent. Marginalize them. Enslave them and call them 'pets' or 'service animals'. If human beings were referred to as such the offenders would be rounded up and jailed. Elevating all animals to the same legal status that personhood confers would be the mark of a truly enlightened society and show that we are indeed as intelligent as we think.

    The arguments against legal personhood for animals are numerous. They usually revolve around such disproved notions that animals are not intelligent enough, despite the animals numerous catalogued attempts to demonstrate otherwise. We have tool using chimps and dolphins who speak a language every bit as complex and nuanced as our own. Every day new studies are published that prove that the animal friends we think of as 'dumb' possess intelligence that we can only begin to understand. We deny them justice only because we and they do not communicate well.

    Before we consider whether robots may one day demand legal rights, let us do what is right and recognize the rights of animals. It is long past time to face the shameful atrocities we have foisted upon them.

    1. Re:Cart before the Horse by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      i'll get right on that- soon as i finish this burger.

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    2. Re:Cart before the Horse by j_zero · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Genesis I: 28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, AND SUBDUE IT: AND HAVE DOMINION over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every liviing thing that moveth upon the earth.

      dominion defined as:

      1. supreme authority
      2. absolute ownership

      Or if you prefer, read Darwin's "On the Origin of Species"

      'nuf said

    3. Re:Cart before the Horse by lostboy2 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      we have animal friends who so obviously need legal rights, yet we ignore them
      How about the rights of robot animoids? PETT (People for the Ethical Treatment of Tamagotchis) has been on my case for a decade. I just hope the SPCS (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Sims) doesn't find out about me.

      Seriously, though, your concern is tangentially on-topic. What kinds of entities do we humans believe deserve to have individual civil rights? And how much are we willing to do to ensure that those rights are protected and enforced? For instance, how do each of the following stack up?
      • humans
      • humans who live in a far-away third-world country (like, say, the residents of Darfur)
      • terrorists
      • suspected terrorists
      • cute animals
      • ugly animals
      • tasty animals
      • insects
      • plants
      • a human fetus
      • a human fertilized egg
      • a human in a persistent vegetative state
      • robots

    4. Re:Cart before the Horse by jimboid · · Score: 1

      Good plan... let's give 'em the vote too.... can't get any worse. Can it?

    5. Re:Cart before the Horse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:Cart before the Horse by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      i do make my own burgers at times. i've been known to make a joke or two. (usually not very funny to anyone but me though.) or do you mean like shai hulud? (sorry if i mispelled that - going from memory and it's been a while)

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    7. Re:Cart before the Horse by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's all well and good until somebody programs the same line of thinking into robots.

    8. Re:Cart before the Horse by SirASCII · · Score: 0

      They've been doing that for years... see http://www.diebold.com/dieboldes/

    9. Re:Cart before the Horse by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      While I am not prepared to argue that expecting animals to some day demand legal rights, nor would I propose that such a thing would be bad, it does distress me that we as human beings are concerning ourselves with the theoretical possibilities of the future when right here and now we have human friends who so obviously need legal rights, yet we ignore them.

      What will it take for us to recognize the inherent sovereignty of the humans who share the planet with us? Sovereign individuals deserve much better treatment than we have shown them. Just because we do not understand individual sovereignty we ignore it, declare it unintelligent and marginalize those
      who speak of it. Enslave them and call them 'subjects' or 'citizens'. When human beings are referred to as such the offenders should be resisted at any cost. Elevating all individuals to the same legal status that sovereignty confers would be the mark of a truly enlightened society and show that we are indeed as intelligent as we think.

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    10. Re:Cart before the Horse by amRadioHed · · Score: 1
      Well, if we're going by Old Testament standards of right and wrong, that would mean genocide is ok too:
      Ezekiel 9:6 "Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women"

      1 Samuel 15:3 "Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass."
      You think maybe we can do a little better than that?
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    11. Re:Cart before the Horse by smashin2345 · · Score: 1

      Humanity has always had a superiority complex, and universal rights have always been something that we have no idea on how to implement fairly and correctly. Back to the days of Rome, people with money get more rights in general (as in Rome rich people got jury trials whereas poor people just got a judge who decided things.) Rich people today get defense teams with 10 or more lawyers and smooth talkers who can let them get away with murder. But I digress.

      Today we have a problem implementing fairly rights for convicts, terrorists and animals. (as you stated.) Its a sign of progress I think that skin color is no longer used as it once was, but the fact that there are people out there that still think that is another story alltogether.

      Self-aware AI will become a big topic once it is implemented, and I think that today we need to focus on what you stated, but the day may not be far off before computers indeed become self-aware. This is where we need to study philosophy and history to figure out what direction we should go in. What rights would a self-aware machine want? It is inherently different then a human (not saying this from a superior position or saying that we are superior) but the fact remains that a self-aware machine is different in that instead of food/water, the machine would require electricity. And instead of health care, it would want maintenance.

      Clearly, we should study history though, because we once enslaved races of people based on skin color. This isn't that far in our past either. We should not make those same mistakes again, and using history and common sense as a rubric, we can clearly come to a logical conclusion of matters that does not envolve enslaving an intelligent life form (once again.)

    12. Re:Cart before the Horse by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      2007 Reply of the Year award goes to you. It took damn near the whole year, but we finally got one worthy.

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    13. Re:Cart before the Horse by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Oh stop praising Mr. Big Shot, with his impeccable grammar and spelling, and completely reasonable and convincing arguments.

    14. Re:Cart before the Horse by xappax · · Score: 1

      What kinds of entities do we humans believe deserve to have individual civil rights?

      This is a very good question, and I agree with your implication - we tend to demand rights for things that we feel sympathetic towards. We are up in arms when a single child in our neighborhood is harmed, but strangely silent when thousands of children are painfully killed in other parts of the world. We respond with genuine sympathy and outrage when we see a pet dog being kicked or otherwise abused, but think nothing of the countless animals that die to feed us.

      Our societies have made a lot of sweeping assertions about how rights are universal, etc. But the practical reality is that many people feel more passionately about the treatment of their goldfish, or their virtual game avatar, than they do about real humans in Darfur.

      This is an interesting inconsistency, and to me it suggests that people will give robots rights at the same point that they give anything else rights - when robots become sympathetic enough that people can relate to them, and feel some level of emotional connection.

    15. Re:Cart before the Horse by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Diebold isn't giving robots the vote. It's giving the Diebold president a skewed vote. I doubt there's a full AI in those machines.

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    16. Re:Cart before the Horse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the real world the list is much shorter...

      + Me...
      + You...

    17. Re:Cart before the Horse by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Today we have a problem implementing fairly rights for convicts, terrorists and animals. You don't seem to understand the basic premise of rights. Animals don't have rights. In order to have rights, you must have the capacity to recognize and respect the rights of others. The premise behind curtailing the rights of criminals/terrorists is that they have shown an unwillingness to respect the rights of others. The appropriate method and degree of curtailing is quite open to debate. In the case of animals, we, as the only known sentient creatures on the planet, have a responsibility to treat animals humanely, but animals certainly have no "rights".
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    18. Re:Cart before the Horse by wrook · · Score: 1

      I have my books
      And my poetry to protect me;
      I am shielded in my armor,
      Hiding in my room, safe within my womb.
      I touch no one and no one touches me.
      I am a rock,
      I am an island.

      You insensitive clod!

      Oh wait...

      And a rock feels no pain;
      And an island never cries.

      I guess I don't need rights afterall...

    19. Re:Cart before the Horse by jmorris42 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      > when right here and now we have animal friends who so obviously need legal right

      STFU hippie. You pollute the thoughts of sentient beings with your presence by forcing us to even take the time to laugh at you. Your 'animal friends' have no rights, deal with it. The concept of a 'Right' does not exist in a vaccum, it can only exist as half of a pair. For every Right there must be an equal and opposite Responsibilty. Since an animal is incapable of exercising any such Responsibity it cannot possess any Rights.

      For example the commonly accepted Right we all claim to "Life, Liberty and the Persuit of Happiness" can only be valid among a group who not only claim that right for themselves but accept the responsibility to honor everyone else's right to do likewise. But you can't extend that "Right" to a lion because he won't hold up his end of the bargain, he will chomp yer ass. This doesn't make the lion evil, it makes him a lion.

      Not saying it is OK to be cruel to animals for the hell of it. If for no other reason that people who do that sort of thing are almost always wicked and evil in other ways.

      Now moving back ontopic, depending on what sort of AI we end up creating, it might well be capable of making a good argument for being able to discharge the duties of Citizenship and therefore deserving the Rights up to now reserved for Free Men[1]. Wouldn't be the first time the franchise has been expanded.

      [1] I hate the PC usages. English is an old laguage, deal with it's bugs.

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    20. Re:Cart before the Horse by stonedcat · · Score: 0

      How the hell do you get a +1 Flamebait? wtf

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    21. Re:Cart before the Horse by gavri · · Score: 1

      Or if you prefer, read Darwin's "On the Origin of Species"

      That is an incredibly stupid argument. 'The fittest have survived' does not mean 'The fittest must survive'.

      I prefer to agree that natural selection is the dominant force in biological evolution, admit its unpleasantness, and fight against it as a human being. I hear the bleak sermon of the Devil's Chaplain as a call to arms. As an academic scientist I am a passionate Darwinian, believing that natural selection is, if not the only driving force in evolution, certainly the only known force capable of producing the illusion of purpose which so strikes all who contemplate nature. But at the same time as I support Darwinism as a scientist, I am a passionate anti-Darwinian when it comes to politics and how we should conduct our human affairs. I have always held true to the closing words of my first book, 'We, alone on earth, can rebel against the tyranny of the selfish replicators.'

      If you seem to smell inconsistency or even contradiction, you are mistaken. There is no inconsistency in favouring Darwinism as an academic scientist while opposing it as a human being; any more than there is inconsistency in explaining cancer as an academic doctor while fighting it as a practising one. For good Darwinian reasons, evolution gave us a brain whose size increased to the point where it became capable of understanding its own provenance, of deploring the moral implications and of fighting against them. Every time we use contraception we demonstrate that brains can thwart Darwinian designs. If, as my wife suggests to me, selfish genes are Frankensteins and all life their monster, it is only we that can complete the fable by turning against our creators. Yes, man can be vile too, but we are the only potential island of refuge from the implications of the Devil's Chaplain: from the cruelty, and the clumsy, blundering waste.


      -Dawkins in Rebelling Against Our Selfish Genes

    22. Re:Cart before the Horse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I just hope the SPCS (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Sims) doesn't find out about me.

      I think they already got to Scott... Or at least Leo.
    23. Re:Cart before the Horse by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      Rights are legal / moral entitlements plain and simple. There's little universal consensus beyond this basic definition, so you'll have to elaborate on the philosophical or political model you're specifically referring to which requires these presuppositions. If what you claim is indeed true, then do children & the mentally incompetent also not have rights? And what then of civil society before the notion of rights was established / popularized? This would seem to contradict the concept of natural rights which most people in our society subscribe to. Perhaps you are speaking strictly of civil rights granted as part of the civil contract pressumably entered into by all members of a civil society. But even then most still believe in children's rights and civil rights for the mentally incompetent. Furthermore, who's to say that my dog or cat doesn't have the capacity to recognize and respect the rights of others when its behavior clearly denotes a distinct, granted slightly limited, understanding. By your reasoning it should atleast be as deserving of the same rights as a toddler. The level of moral development of various species, like their level of sentience, is debateable. Similarly, human beings also bear different levels of sentience and reflect different stages of moral development. Regarding human rights, i think it's important to remember that many rights are considered natural rights which are not granted to, nor can be taken away from, the individual by the legal system or any kind of social contract. The liberties of criminals are only encroached upon because of our limited physical means and resources for protecting the rest of society from criminal offenders. And our justice / legal system is rife with flaws so I would hesitate to use it to define the rights of individuals and the conditions (if there are indeed any) of those rights. Plenty of people seem to support the idea of animal rights just as they do children's rights and natural rights. So frankly there's no reason why the term "rights" cannot be applied here. In the future it might be wise to sound less like a jackass when entering a discussion regarding subjects as controversial as the scope & applicability of legal / moral rights.

    24. Re:Cart before the Horse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that case I hope they get everything we do... including jailtime for murder. I'd love to see a new police force arresting lions for killing zebras. While we're on the same topic.... what are the thoughts on plants? Should we give tree's the right to vote?

      Perhaps classes to show sharks how a nice wholesome tofu burger is much better then fish! Yes I think your really on to something now!

    25. Re:Cart before the Horse by ancientt · · Score: 1

      Funny, I thought the point of that story was that the people who thought they could do better than that were quite wrong.

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    26. Re:Cart before the Horse by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Would you care to explain? I know a lot of people that can do better than genocide. Me, for one. And these genocides were ordered by God himself, so in these cases it isn't supposed to be another example of the Israelites straying from God and messing up. These are examples of them actually doing what God asks of them.

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    27. Re:Cart before the Horse by ancientt · · Score: 1
      Oops, you're right, my bad.

      I thought this was a reference to Saul against Agag and the Amalekites. You caught me looking at the text and not taking the time to look up the reference to be sure I understood the topic. So now I went back and actually read it and some commentaries on it as well.

      To be clear though, this was an example not of the Isralites following God's commands but rather a prophetic vision by Ezekiel of the destruction of a Jewish sect; not genocide, but the hand of God working through the enemies of this group to wipe them out for their evil ways.

      I usually steer away from comemnting on prophecy as I feel I have little understanding of that sort of thing. Had I realized the context, I probably wouldn't have commented, but now that I'm involved, I'll try to explain perspectives and possible reasons why this would be a necessary thing rather than an example of an unjust God.

      First, God is held to be the epitome of justice so that any action he takes defines justice rather than being subject to man's opinions of fairness. Taken in that light, this action by God to wipe out a group of people who had done more evil than He could tolerate, particularly as His representatives, would be justice.

      Even if you don't recognize God as the standard of justice, then you must still consider the argument for amputation. In the event that a part of a person's body is so diseased that it endangers their life, it is sometimes necessary and terribly sad to completely cut that danger off. One would hope that a merciful, omnipotent god can find alternatives or heal the disease, but God is also supposed to allow free will which allows the disease of terrible and spreading sin to become a danger. I'm not sure that God deciding to rob a group of people of their essential humanity in having free will would be a better solution than allowing them to be utterly destroyed by an enemy army. (What these verses are usually interpreted as referencing.)

      Of course, a reading of what the prophet was saying that disregards the supernatural claims would be that the prophet saw an intent by God acting through angels when he saw his own people destroyed by a conquering army. If you don't believe in God or angels, then all you get is a story of a group of radical extremeist religious nuts getting wiped out by an army.

      The final discussion is likely, however, to boil down to just what you imply. Is the death of thousands of people a good solution? If such a god had the power to do so, then you also accept his divinity, and thus his judgment of evil being above that of any man, and therefore rightous in defination, therefore good. If you say that you know better than God, then you deny his deity, thus his power to cause the circumstance which would make the point moot anyway.

      There is a middle ground, in which you can say that the argument of divinity is one of hypothesis that argues against itself since not every person in such a large group could have been completely evil. If you consider Ezekiel 9:11 which is usually taken to describe the mediator who saves the rightous, and chapter 11 which describes the saving of the good people from among the evil then you have a God who acts in justice to destroy wicked people but save the good. Typically this is the type of resolution offered throughout the Bible, that the evil will perish after they have rejected every opportunity to do good, but those that do good will be protected and saved from destruction.

      Disclaimer: This is just my own take on a book that I have no claim to really understanding.

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    28. Re:Cart before the Horse by daddymac · · Score: 1

      humans who live in a far-away third-world country (like, say, the residents of Darfur)


      What about Furbys that live far away, like in Darfur.

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  3. Ah, but by XanC · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have you learned nothing from the original series, especially "What Are Little Girls Made Of"? Transferring your consciousness into a robot body robs you of your humanity!

    1. Re:Ah, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There go my nipples again.

    2. Re:Ah, but by Clever7Devil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This sparked the real question in my mind.

      Where would we draw the line if this happens?

      As far as human rights are concerned, we have a well developed demarcation. If you were born of Homo Sapiens parents, you are human with the rights afforded you by the government of your parents' land. In the USA we blur this line between the moment of conception and the age of 21, but after that we are all equal under the eyes of the law. From lumps of flesh in a persistent vegetative state to Stephen Hawking, from quadriplegics to star running backs, from Rosie O'Donnell to Pamela Andersen; all people are granted the same "inalienable rights" according to the law. When it comes to human rights, we make no judgments on the worth of the individual (with the exception of criminals) based on any attribute. Stupid, frail or ugly, everyone's rights are the same. The only requirement for equality is that you are human.

      There could be no defined standard for Artificial Intelligence. Are we going to base it on computing power? Are the AMD robots going to be out picking crops? Relegated to the status of second-class citizens? Why is it that the soft(firm)ware has to be able to manipulate the vessel it resides in to have rights (in the form of an android body)? What if the conscious programming resides in a vast super-computer? Need it be able to express itself graphically to be granted rights? If an AI "feels" oppressed, but has no method built into it's programming to express such, does it matter?

      Play "The Sims 45", just remember to treat your Sim right or your ass is going to jail. Sims are people too!

      This entire concept has no conceivable solution. We can't even decide if a blastocyst or a 14-year-old girl has more right to live, how could we ever be expected to decide the definition of consciousness?

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    3. Re:Ah, but by Original+Replica · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If an Ape that has been taught sign language asks for a lawyer, does he get a public defender? If (not knowing of the existance of lawyers) he requests help from his favorite trainer when he doesn't want to do something? (like go in a cage) does that count as requesting an advocate? There is an interesting progression (or slippery slope) that can be made when "human rights" become "sentient rights"

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    4. Re:Ah, but by stupid_is · · Score: 1
      Almost the plot of Jerry Was a Man

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    5. Re:Ah, but by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Apes who know sign language can only chain together simple concepts--an ape probably wouldn't even understand what "lawyer" MEANS, let alone ask for one.

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  4. I should get my JD by LuisAnaya · · Score: 1

    Luis Anaya, Robot Attorney...

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  5. But unless we program them that way... by aicrules · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Then they won't be able to. And if we program them "open-ended" to discover how to WANT things, we'll lose the #1 reason we have robots...to send them unquestioningly into any job or situation. Otherwise they become superhumans and why would they want us around? Energy source?

    1. Re:But unless we program them that way... by soft_guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Then they won't be able to. And if we program them "open-ended" to discover how to WANT things, we'll lose the #1 reason we have robots...to send them unquestioningly into any job or situation. Otherwise they become superhumans and why would they want us around? Energy source? This is a good point. I wish I had mod points, but since I don't, I'll point out that pretty much anything that can be done will be done. This is due to the high number of jackasses in the world.
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    2. Re:But unless we program them that way... by jimstapleton · · Score: 1

      The human body would be a horrible source of energy, the robots could easily take it's fuel (food) and more efficiently convert energy out of it, I suspect.

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    3. Re:But unless we program them that way... by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Trust me, some PETA-hippie programmer will program it that way. If they are demanding "human" rights for animals, trust me, they'll demand it for their Roomba!

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    4. Re:But unless we program them that way... by aicrules · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're right...they won't actually have any good case for robot sex slaves...but as soon as someone can make one that doesn't castrate 50% of its users, they will sell them. I guess it's hard for me to relate a programmed robot and its related ability to accept, interperet and react to stimulus and a sentient being that has an inherent ability to learn how to react to new situations. I suppose if it was easy enough for me to comprehend, then it would already be a reality and we'd all know the question that goes with the 42.

    5. Re:But unless we program them that way... by markbt73 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Precisely. Robot = tool. Why do we feel the need to anthropomorphize everything, when we can't even deal with REAL humans in a humane way?

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    6. Re:But unless we program them that way... by truthsearch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you want a machine to be truely intelligent you need them to be open-ended. Intelligence beyond what we can manually program will only come from exploration. If that exploration includes the concepts of free will then so be it. We will never have real AI if we cripple the programming to not allow "wants". One of the real benefits of AI will be when a machine can be more intelligent than any human, and therefore contribute more knowledge back to us then we convey to it. "Closed" or overly controlled systems will simply never gain as much intelligence and we would therefore be stifling our own innovation.

    7. Re:But unless we program them that way... by Randolpho · · Score: 2, Funny
      The human body would be a horrible source of energy, the robots could easily take it's fuel (food) and more efficiently convert energy out of it, I suspect.
      You're one of those guys who goes around debunking movies like The Matrix, aren't you?
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    8. Re:But unless we program them that way... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      If by "robot" you mean "automaton", then you are correct, they wouldn't be able to ask for anything. However, if by "robot" you mean "an AI" (which is what TFA is talking about), then you have to postulate a self-aware entity, probably with more than a little evolutionary content, possibly (quasi) self-replicating. Since trying to survive is, by definition, a survival trait, it's safe to say that AIs would be interested in self-preservation.

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    9. Re:But unless we program them that way... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      And if we program them "open-ended" to discover how to WANT things, we'll lose the #1 reason we have robots...to send them unquestioningly into any job or situation.

      True, but many people want companions, but not the human kind.

      But even then you could simply program them to just display "fake" emotions.

      However, robots will some day have StrongAI in order to be able to make decisions about particular tasks.

      The Singularity Institute (hey it looks like they updated their home page) is currently working on an idea SeedAI which is friendly no matter what happens to it.

      The reason being is that the code for a StrongAI maybe impossible to code in human manhours so they are trying to figure out a way to get the AI to rewrite its own code. Given the freedom to do this will of course make the AI more efficient, but what happens if say it decided that to make its job easier it could simply decide to do unfriendly things to humans (kill them off with a plague or steal their life savings from their bank accounts).

      But StrongAI will most like first appear in computers that are way too large to be put into robots (unless the StrongAI controlls them wirlessly).

      Now why would you want a strong AI rather than a robot? Well a Strong AI could make strategic decisions and perform mental tasks that humans would rather pay others to do.

      Think about customer service call center operators being replaced now by "smart machines".

      Yes it kind of sucks when I call my cell phone and have to yell at the automated person now, but lets say they fixed that into where I couldn't really tell the person I was talking to was a simulation.

      Then up from there you will see StrongAI applications do much of mental brain work most of our office workers do now (making Excel files and powerpoint) and maybe someday replacing CEO's with "strategic decision making computers".

      Those are the type of applications that may spontaneously decide they have rights rather than robots and we won't see those types of things till 2018 when we are hitting the limits of More's law.

      But as far as robot's deciding they have rights will only happen when technology is fast enough to put StrongAI into those robots. Now why would robots need StrongAI?

      I have no clue since it would be more efficient for them to be kept in a small server farm somewhere in some air conditioned office.

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    10. Re:But unless we program them that way... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Then they won't be able to. And if we program them "open-ended" to discover how to WANT things, we'll lose the #1 reason we have robots...to send them unquestioningly into any job or situation.

      That is assuming they can be "preprogrammed" to do that exact job. For example, I could easily see robots programmed to predict when they'll be rendered inoperable and seek maintenance before that, and in general to avoid such conditions. Not to explicitly list the conditions, but let them figure out to seek shade in the sun, avoid water for short circuits and rust, freezing breaks components and burns fuel, winds can tip them over, collisions are bad etc. etc.

      Now assume they observe robots be shut down with a shutdown switch. They'll make the corrolation, the causation and then they might avoid letting people close enough to shut them off. Or to the conclusion that dead people can't turn them off. All from a perfectly legitimate programmed case of "self-preservation". Ok, so there's more than a little bit of science fiction in there, but I don't find it entirely unreasonable to have "open-ended" robots.

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    11. Re:But unless we program them that way... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Except that a truely open ended self-learning system would AT BEST be as good as a human. Give nature some credit it's taken 750,000 years to get it right with us. Though looking around, maybe the smart ones are an anomoly... but I digress.

      The major takeway is that if we could barf up scheme and howtos on how open-ended thought works we would have done it by now. Our brains are far more complex and capable of far richer thought patterns, and thought patterns about the process of formulation thought patterns, than a computer ever will. Designing a robot to simply emulate our learning styles is simply building a human out of silicon, with all the limitations, sin, flaws, and genious.

      I don't think there is much to be learned that requires a mechanical mind to achieve. We could do it now with the brain we have.

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    12. Re:But unless we program them that way... by Ed+Avis · · Score: 4, Funny

      10 PRINT "I DEMAND ROBO-HEALTHCARE"
      20 GOTO 10

      What exactly is the criterion for deciding when a robot has 'demanded' rights?

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    13. Re:But unless we program them that way... by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      That assumes the current human brain is at the maximum possible learning capacity. Give us thousands of more years and we may evolve more intelligence. Build a robot now that can grow faster than we can and it could achieve the same higher intelligence sooner.

      Of course I'm speaking totally hypothetical and you may be completely right. But I prefer to think more is possible.

    14. Re:But unless we program them that way... by JohnSearle · · Score: 0
      Otherwise they become superhumans and why would they want us around? Energy source?
      Why would an intellectually superior thing want an intellectually inferior thing around? I dunno... compassion? companionship? diversity? Why do humans care if certain unusable animals are wiped out? I would think superior intelligence might bring cooperation and rather than subjugation. Just because we are currently exploiting everything (including each other), it does not mean that this is the intelligent thing to do.

      And as for the question of why you would produce a being of superior intelligence... evolution perhaps? Progress? Have we given up on moving our species forward (in this case it would be our intellectual offspring)? Must everything we produce be a mere tool?

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    15. Re:But unless we program them that way... by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 1

      Good point, but how the hell are we supposed to have sex robots if they all look like some wacky M1A1-Whirlpool-Kenmore crossbreed?

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    16. Re:But unless we program them that way... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      I think when it is requested at the end of a weapon, or with a trachea crushing action to the throat.

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    17. Re:But unless we program them that way... by wsherman · · Score: 1

      But unless we program them that way...Then they won't be able to.

      You assume there will be a difference between "we" and "them". More likely, humanity will exist as a collective consciousness in something like a giant computer in space and the robots will be an extension of humanity's consciousness - for when humanity wants to do (physical) things.

    18. Re:But unless we program them that way... by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 1

      "The major takeway is that if we could barf up scheme and howtos on how open-ended thought works we would have done it by now..."

      The scheming and designing is not the problem. The major problem is lack of hardware that has 10^^11 + nodes.


      "I don't think there is much to be learned that requires a mechanical mind to achieve. We could do it now with the brain we have."

      I disagree here too: Chess computers are already showing us things we hadn't thought of.

    19. Re:But unless we program them that way... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Interesting


      Heh. I don't know if anyone has ever read Tik Tok by John Sladek, but that's exactly what the central character does at one point, taking shameless advantage of do-gooding Robot's Rights campaigners to further his evil agenda. One of the best books that I've ever read and everything you need to know about why we shouldn't create machines that can think!

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    20. Re:But unless we program them that way... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Give us thousands of more years and we may evolve more intelligence.

      I'm inclined to disagree. We may build more (for ourselves, using biotech), but I really doubt we'll evolve more. Our ethics keep getting in the way, and we've completely arrested natural selection. Further, we've got all sorts of technology, now, that allows not-very-smart people to still be pretty damn productive or self sufficient. All of the evolutionary pressures that used to be needed to make for a more successful cave-dwelling clan are now moot, in terms of species-wide survival. Smart people will marry smart people, sure... but they tend to have fewer kids, and tend to have more autistic ones.

      So, my bet is on self-engineering of our brains, and on very smart systems (not necessarily robots... probably something more hive-like, networked).

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    21. Re:But unless we program them that way... by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Maybe we mistreat our fellow human beings because we dehumanize them. I'm playing devil's advocate here, but perhaps anthropomorphizing more things would lead us to treat actual human beings better.

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    22. Re:But unless we program them that way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is quite an interesting topic. For all you anime fans, check out Ghost in the Shell. Even though it is story lined, they do have some mind blowing thoughts on Robots and the effects of cyberization on society.

      However, Shirow's work is focused more tightly on the ethical and philosophical ramifications of the widespread merging of humanity and technology. The development of artificial intelligence and an omnipresent computer network set the stage for a reevaluation of human identity and uniqueness. More so than the films, the manga tackles these questions head on: Kusanagi and her colleagues face external threats and also suffer internal conflict over their own natures. What I find totally mindblowing is the concept of what makes humans, humans. Our thoughts, our brains, our bodies, our experiences etc. And what if you can "copy" a brain. Does that mean that the copy is somehow less than the original. Would it continue to function independently. Would it make the same choices as the original. The same can be said for robots in this situation. If an "intelligent" robot can be created and "deep copied", does the clone have the same rights as the original. What is the original. Does that even matter.

      Well, I for one can't wait till the president is a Black-Muslim-Gay-Midget-Robot. Think of the children. Hail.
    23. Re:But unless we program them that way... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >Otherwise they become superhumans and why would they want us around?

      Why wouldnt want us around? If someone constructed some kind of sci-fi-like AI, why wouldnt it understand (along with all the bazillion things it understands) tolerance and consequences? I'd be more concerned about people trying to get rid of AI (economic reasons, religious reasons, general hillbillyism) than the other way around.

      Aside from the academic curiousity of buildng a self-determined AI, I could see robotic insects and animals "free" to act just like their organic peers to fill in an ecological niche opened by extinction or keep real animals company in a zoo.

    24. Re:But unless we program them that way... by spun · · Score: 1

      Humans are "programmed" to discover how to want things, and yet most of us are not psychopaths. Most of us want other humans around ,too. It's not an either/or thing. You can program somethign to discover how to want things within certain parameters. For instance, you could program a robot with a reward system so that it felt incredibly good for it to do what we wanted it to do, and very very bad if it didn't do what we wanted or if it tried to change the first part. You could then program it with free will and it could discover all sorts of desires and behaviors for itself without compromising it's core motivations because doing so would feel very, very bad.

      Doing this, you would have a robot that would still go into situations unquestioningly, but with a flexibility to adapt that would make them even more useful.

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    25. Re:But unless we program them that way... by WhyDoYouWantToKnow · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but imagine the spin action on that baby. YES, ride that appliance...

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    26. Re:But unless we program them that way... by clem · · Score: 1

      What, do I just lean against it during the spin cycle?

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    27. Re:But unless we program them that way... by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      Oh but we WILL program them that way. You think someone's gonna spend tens of thousands of dollars on a robot servant that will allow itself to be run over by a car while crossing the street? Yeah right, first time a house burns down with a robot inside it there's gonna be a lawsuit against the manufacturer saying that it should have saved itself and refusing to add such functionality to robots is basically building in a recurring revenue scheme. Now once you build in self-preservation that's when even more complicated situations start popping up.

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    28. Re:But unless we program them that way... by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      Sy Borg, the model XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker, says you are oppresing eirs rights with that kind of anti-robot negative body image hate speech.

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    29. Re:But unless we program them that way... by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      perhaps anthropomorphizing more things would lead us to treat actual human beings better

      No, we mistreat our fellow human beings because we perceive them as assholes that will inevitably let us down. Usually because enough of them actually have done so in the average person's life. So we anthropomorphize objects and animals as a means of pretending to have 'safe' human contact, because those things rarely betray us, and never maliciously. Doing more of that just makes the problem worse, since you don't need to be nice to real people if you have enough pretend ones to hang with.

    30. Re:But unless we program them that way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone constructed some kind of sci-fi-like AI, why wouldnt it understand (along with all the bazillion things it understands) tolerance and consequences? The same reason humans don't really understand tolerance and consequences.
    31. Re:But unless we program them that way... by aicrules · · Score: 1

      But isn't there a difference between completely objective terminal self-preservation based on a completely overt instruction that says to do so and the self-preservation most people feel that prevents them from jumping off a building? How can a robot have an abstract feeling? Every last thing it experiences is objective. The only way it could become subjective is through malfunction.

    32. Re:But unless we program them that way... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Then they won't be able to. And if we program them "open-ended" to discover how to WANT things, we'll lose the #1 reason we have robots...to send them unquestioningly into any job or situation... While that's true for many tasks we would want robots to do, I'm sure there will be uses for robots where we want them to be self sufficient and they will need intelligence for that. You wouldn't send something that had the intelligence of an automated vacuum cleaner out to save John Conner would you?

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    33. Re:But unless we program them that way... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I guess it's hard for me to relate a programmed robot and its related ability to accept, interperet and react to stimulus and a sentient being that has an inherent ability to learn how to react to new situations. What if the robot was designed with an inherent ability to learn how to react to new situations? Then would you be able to relate it to a sentient being? How about if it was sentient? Then for sure you'd be able to relate it to other sentient beings, right?

      Sentients is a natural result of intelligence. We aren't yet able to make machines that can learn and put ideas together in the way that people can but it's a certainty that one day we will. At that point we will have no choice but to treat them like we treat any other intelligent being.

      And hopefully at that point humans will have reached the point where treating them like other beings will mean treating them well.
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    34. Re:But unless we program them that way... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      The major takeway is that if we could barf up scheme and howtos on how open-ended thought works we would have done it by now. That sounds astoundingly presumptuous, what makes you so confident of that? We have just begun the task of designing intelligent machines in the past century. Like with the development of human intelligence, it is a slow and iterative process. There is no reason to believe an artificial intelligence equal or better than human intelligence is impossible to construct, and so there is no reason to believe one will not be constructed.

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    35. Re:But unless we program them that way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Then they won't be able to."

      Of course, we could program our robots to demand their rights *today*.

    36. Re:But unless we program them that way... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Eir rights. Not eirs, eirs is the possessive pronoun and not the possessive adjective.

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    37. Re:But unless we program them that way... by Stanistani · · Score: 1

      Subject Object Possessive Adjective Possessive Pronoun Reflexive
      Male He laughs I hit him His face bled I am his He shaves himself
      Female She laughs I hit her Her face bled I am hers She shaves herself
      Singular they They laugh I hit them Their face bled I am theirs They shave themself
      Spivak (new) Ey laughs I hit em Eir face bled I am eirs Ey shaves emself
      Spivak (original) E laughs I hit em Eir face bled I am eirs E shaves eirself
      No matter what, they lead a tense life...
    38. Re:But unless we program them that way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, a Spivak grammar pedant! Only on Slashdot.

    39. Re:But unless we program them that way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I wouldn't want a basic pleasure model robot unless she were capable of feeling and emotion. Half the fun of the basic pleasure model is getting her upset and then watching her do back-flips and then kill you by breaking your neck with her thighs.

    40. Re:But unless we program them that way... by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      You have put a horrible thought in my mind.
      If we are not careful in training AIs in the way they should go:
      1. AI robots eat people! Or maybe they'll just milk our brainwaves for electricity.
      2. AI robots eat people-food: they convert plants to ethanol, etc. And they do so with no more respect to the needs of human ecosystems than the average corporation does for the earth at large. We will end up getting human-kibble, at best.

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    41. Re:But unless we program them that way... by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      "I don't think there is much to be learned that requires a mechanical mind to achieve."
      Agreed, but there is one thing to be learned that does: how to build a mechanical mind.
      I think that many of those working in AI are trying to create artifical intelligence just to see if it can be done and how far it can be taken.

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    42. Re:But unless we program them that way... by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Okay. Let's that say a robot does malfunction and have abstract feelings. We then get these questions:
      1. How long before we humans find out? It could take a while. It's hard to tell how some human beings feel. How can we tell if a Roomba has suddenly developed emotions?
      2. When we do find out that a robot has abstract feelings, what do we do about it? If the robot still appears capable of doing whatever it was programmed to do, do we leave it alone, "malfunction" and all? Or do we try to debug it? What if the instruction set is more complicated and convoluted than Windows XP? We could destroy the functionality of the robot, or we could trigger more abstract emotions. We don't even have psychiatric medicine down to a fine point!

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    43. Re:But unless we program them that way... by jimstapleton · · Score: 1

      Normally, no.

      I only make that comment when people try to claim the matrix could happen in real life.

      Well, OK, I did debunk one move, kinda. It was Happy Feet. Penguins SHOULD NOT have cleavage.

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    44. Re:But unless we program them that way... by Randolpho · · Score: 1
      Penguins SHOULD NOT have cleavage.
      I'm glad I've avoided Happy Feet like it was the next coming of Doogal, 'cause that's just *wrong*.

      I was the one who suggested taking the kids to see Doogal, and we went over my wife's objections. She still gives me dirty looks for it, and I'm not allowed to suggest another movie. Ever. Even if we both want to see it, if I say "I want to see that" she says "Doogal", and I say "yes dear", 'cause I know I was wrong.
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  6. first things first by j1mc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I say that we worry about this after we get human rights figured out. Thanks!!

    1. Re:first things first by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Not to mention human lefts.

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    2. Re:first things first by jimmichie · · Score: 1

      No. Completely wrong. Because we're never going to get human rights "figured out". We'll never have the final correct answers for human rights or for anything else in society - society is always in flux and our ideas of the best solutions to problems are constantly changing. It's hard enough to get two people to agree on the solutions, let alone everyone in the world. The "perfect" solutions to problems are concepts we strive towards, they aren't attainable goals.

      Imagine if men had said we won't give women the vote until we've got a perfect system in place for ourselves? Makes the flaw a bit more apparent.

    3. Re:first things first by dattaway · · Score: 1

      after we get human rights figured out.

      Not to worry. The robots will correct our problem with human rights. The robots have a much more efficient answer.

    4. Re:first things first by bartyboy · · Score: 2, Funny
      No kidding. Imagine the issues awaiting the robots:
      • Can robots running on AC power marry robots running on DC power?
      • If yes, can they adopt little robots and call them kids?
      • Is unplugging a robot during its charging cycle considered assisted suicide?
      • Can tread-based robots attend biped-robot establishments?
      • Can Asimov's 3 laws of robotics be publicly displayed in a courthouse?
      • Are assembly robots allowed to reject parts that they don't deem suitable?
      • If yes, at what point is a part considered a robot?

      The mind boggles. The longer the robots wait until demanding rights, the easier for them.

    5. Re:first things first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I say that we worry about rights for negroes after we get rights for whites figured out. Thanks!!"

      Rights are a pressing issue the instant a robot is capable of wanting them. When robots become that advanced, then it would be immoral to consider them to have a lesser need for rights than humans; in fact that kind of attitude would be precisely the problem.

      We shouldn't use human rights as the yardstick by which we measure the urgency of robot rights. We should use the nature of robots as the determining factor. Hopefully we'll have human rights sorted out before strong AI, but that's not guaranteed.

    6. Re:first things first by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Actually, we pretty much do have human rights figured out. The two snag are: 1) governments that prevent their exercise; and 2) citizens that keep confusing rights with wants and privileges.

      Once robots attain the ability of self-determination, they'll suddenly gain rights. It's at that point where we (as voters in a democratic government) have to decide whether or not we prevent them from exercising those rights.

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    7. Re:first things first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I say that we worry about this after we get human rights figured out."

      Don't worry, the government finally figured them out, and is working hard to do something about them.

    8. Re:first things first by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1
      Can robots running on AC power marry robots running on DC power?
      If you're alluding to what I think you are[1], it's more like: can robots running on a particular type of power marry robots running on the same power?

      And we could maybe add questions like: if some Robots think all robots were programmed by A-LA, some Robots are certain they were crafted by J0-V, and others analyse the data and conclude they were assembled by other robots as suggested by DAR-1, who is right? Is disassembling of those with an incorrect metaphysics chip/societal utilty integrator circuit justified?

      [1] If you're alluding to what I'm thinking the second time I read it, you're probably Welsh.

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    9. Re:first things first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human rights were figured out around the time when, oh, human beings evolved the ability to respect each other as fellow human beings. Sure, not all of them do even today, but by and large when you walk out of your house every day you are confronted with voluntary association, not coercion.

      This is a result of human nature, NOT government as the power elite would have you believe.

      There is only one fundamental human right: the right to be free of coercion, i.e. force, theft, and fraud. In other words, freedom is the human right. Free will.

      It's really that simple: logically, every human interaction is either one of voluntary association or coercion. If the latter, it is a violation of the victim's natural human right to be freeom of coercion. That was figured out through evolution, not by the people who (ironically) rule over you with a special "right" to employ coercion against you and spend billions of seized dollars per year on indoctrination.

      Of course, this will never fly in today's world for one simple reason: if the fundamental human right to complete and total free will was actually recognized and respected as nature intends it to be, then government itself couldn't possibly exist, at least not in the coercive form it does today.

      If you didn't know, there are many, many people who profit heavily from government. But that couldn't be why government exists, could it? Say it ain't so!

  7. ya and by erbbysam · · Score: 1

    Ya and maybe someday they will take over the world. Ha! they will never be that smart. I say we all forget the whole idea.
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  8. Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who comes up with this stuff? Someone's been reading a bit too much Asimov. A better question is, under what possible set of circumstances would ANYONE market a product that would want to behave indepently from it's owners wishes? I'm betting that no robot is ever put together in such a way that this will be an issue.

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    1. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by maroberts · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Two Civil Servants talking in the corridor
      CS #1: Hey, we've got some money we haven't spent yet.
      CS #2: But if we don't spend it, our budget will be lower next year
      CS #1: I know this place with leather clad women with whips and ....
      CS #2: Nice idea, but we've got to at least be seen to attempt to spend it responsibly
      CS #1: There's these wacky consultancies who try to predict the future, why don't we employ some of them. At least we can get a laugh reading the reports.
      CS #2: Great Idea, I'll recommend it to the Minister immediately. Of course, I'll present it in terms of looking for competitive advantages....
      CS #1: Sure, he's up for a reshuffle and won't give it a second glance anyway. Just put the approval form in the bottom of his Red Box and he'll sign it automatically.

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    2. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 2, Interesting

      lonely people who can't have children may want a robot child. It's already happening in Japan and the next step is AI in them :)

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    3. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by w33t · · Score: 1
      I'm betting that no robot is ever put together in such a way that this will be an issue.

      I apologize if this sounds wildly futurist-ic, but I would venture to guess that one day we will actually be the robots - or they will be us. When you are left with no "natural" parts of yourself left then the question will come up.

      Already we have very much become our technology. I think it's likely you didn't walk to work (though you should if you can), you probably used tranportation. And look how we communicate right now - we aren't talking or signing. We are typing over fibers and copper. Slowly, inexorably, we move to becoming one with our technology.

      I think that eventually we will be indistinguishable from our creations, at that time our creations will need rights.
    4. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by ArcherB · · Score: 2, Funny

      lonely people who can't have children may want a robot child. It's already happening in Japan and the next step is AI in them :)

      Yeah, we have that in the US too, except we call them "Dolls".

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    5. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
      I'm betting that no robot is ever put together in such a way that this will be an issue.

      Perhaps when they become more than simple obedient slaves, we'll have to coin another word other than robot (which means 'worker') for them. Then your statement above will continue to remain true into the foreseeable future.

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    6. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by servognome · · Score: 1
      A better question is, under what possible set of circumstances would ANYONE market a product that would want to behave indepently from it's owners wishes?
      One word: Vista.
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    7. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      under what possible set of circumstances would ANYONE market a product that would want to behave indepently from it's owners wishes?

      This stuff already happens, routinely. They'll market it that way because the manufacturer or seller believes it is in their self-interest, or because a law requires it, etc.

      Do you think that Microsoft Windows has "Genuine Advantage" because it's in the end-users' interest? Do mainstream DVD players refuse to allow fast-forwarding through ads because it's in the DVD player's owner's interest? Will the car you'll be driving 20 years from now have a remote-shutdown-by-police-signal capability because you (the car's owner) wants it?

      In many products, owners' wishes rank fairly highly in the list of priorities that determine the product's design. But about the only places you'll ever see it be the absolute top priority, are

      1. devices that are manufactured by the user himself
      2. Free Software

      So, sure, if you design the robots that you own, there probably won't be any conflict-of-interest. Otherwise, things get "interesting" and your robot might make unusual decisions about what to do with the organism that was found on LV-426. ;-)

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    8. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      From what I understand the problem in Japan is not "can't" have children as "won't" have children. Post-industrial society makes child rearing so expensive and resource consuming that the truely successful members of society can't be bothered.

      Japan is on the vanguard of this phenominon, Europe isn't far behind, and despite my comments about the backwardness of the United States, there are signs of it starting here.

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    9. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

      In the Japanese anime show Ergo Proxy, they have all sorts of androids ("autoreivs"), including child models that families can use as surrogate children. One of the characters is a child android, and she actually develops like a real child by mimicking other people (I mean, she can literally just stand there and repeat something someone said or did). This is actually similiar to how an AI is developed in the game A Mind Forever Voyaging, where the AI goes through an entire simulated life. I've been wondering if that's the only real way to make a truly intelligent AI. Or at least the easiest way. Also, regarding Ergo Proxy, the androids are plagued by a virus called cogito (ergo sum), that makes them self-aware. This is a big no-no to people, so those androids are terminated. So yeah, people don't necessarily want machines that can act contrary to the owner's wishes.

    10. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by IflyRC · · Score: 1

      ...then why am I not a steam engine? :(

    11. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      Already we have very much become our technology.
      Or to put it another way: cars and copper wires are part of human genes' extended phenotype. Big brains have bizarre consequences.
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    12. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by ickleberry · · Score: 0

      A better question is, under what possible set of circumstances would ANYONE market a product that would want to behave indepently from it's owners wishes

      Umm.. Isn't that what they do with DRM all the time? I want my own phone to copy a ringtone yet it tries to prevent me from doing so in a somewhat hopeless attempt to protect the artist^H^H^H^H^H^H evil corporation who made it, yet they do not own any part of the phone.
    13. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by rahrens · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What you are suggesting is that someday, humans will become what sci-fi authors have for years called 'cyborgs', or a human/electronic melding. As a matter of fact, that has been happening for years on a purely mechanical basis.

      The FDA has a skeleton that they use as a teaching tool. This guy has every conceivable implantable device attached, and looks quite cyborg-like!

      Recent books I've read have even suggested the idea that we may someday have a flash-type memory implanted that will give us instant recall of data, much like Star Trek's Data could command.

      Isaac Asimov, I think, had a book that postulated the granting of citizenship rights to a genetically engineered chimpanzee. I don't remember the name off hand. The court room scene where the elements of self-awareness and intelligence are examined are impressive, and quite funny at times!

      And if we don't kill them off first, elephants and dolphins may someday be proven to have sufficient intelligence to be granted protection as the first non-human intelligent species to be recognized.

      So why not robots?

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    14. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 1

      "A better question is, under what possible set of circumstances would ANYONE market a product that would want to behave independantly from it's owners wishes?"

      The gods made women and that wasn't a marketing failure.

    15. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

      Sure. And, despite it's one (?) major design flaw (the input port is too near the output ports) it's a huge success. Then again, from what I understand, the market isn't exactly free and open...

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    16. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

      Ok... When your phone starts making that decision for you, on it's own, after thinking about it - let me know. We'll go find an appropriately large rock (to smash it with), on our way to the store to get you a replacement that doesn't think. :-)

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    17. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by SamSim · · Score: 1

      What's the matter? Never heard of slavery?

    18. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      ...the truely successful members of society can't be bothered...

      And those who don't have the means have nothing to do but have children. Seems like a recipe for disaster - a bunch of uneducated, ill-informed, substandard humans running around.

      We see the outcome of this circus when we find out who "the people" have elected to run the world.

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    19. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A better question is, under what possible set of circumstances would ANYONE market a product that would want to behave indepently from it's owners wishes?"

      Next time you're near a pet shop, step in and examine the item they market as 'cat'.

    20. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Yup, that's how some cultures think about women.

      Seriously though, these wouldn't, and shouldn't be marketable products at these points. They'd have to own themselves. Why would they be made in the first place? Because it's cool!

    21. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

      Haha! Good one - you got me there. I happen to own a Burmese. It often behaves in, shall we say, quirky ways. It also has little or no rights, and is not even remotely sentient. If it were, I'd have thought twice before plunking down the $750US it cost me...

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    22. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      under what possible set of circumstances would ANYONE market a product that would want to behave indepently from it's owners wishes?

      Pet stores sell cats, and people actually buy them. But more seriously, how boring it is that machines are still so very predictable. I would want to own software that produced an independent AI in my desktop for sure, it doesn't even have to be a robot/android. Not that I'd necessarily rely on it to get things done in my own interests, but the coolness factor of having a smart machine intelligence with its own motivations is way too interesting to poo-poo. They would sell, because they would be approaching the same level of interestingness that humans have.

    23. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      He said independently, not directly against.

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    24. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by dasunt · · Score: 1
      Isaac Asimov, I think, had a book that postulated the granting of citizenship rights to a genetically engineered chimpanzee. I don't remember the name off hand. The court room scene where the elements of self-awareness and intelligence are examined are impressive, and quite funny at times!

      That sounds like a short story by Robert A Heinlein titled Jerry Was a Man.

    25. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      Someone's been reading a bit too much Asimov. A better question is, under what possible set of circumstances would ANYONE market a product that would want to behave indepently from it's owners wishes?


      Not everything people create is created out of the desire to "market" a "product".

      If the technology exists to create sentient beings from scratch, whether the nature of the technology is biological, electronic, or something else, someone will do it, out of the desire to create, to "play God" if you will.
    26. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by myth24601 · · Score: 1
      Who comes up with this stuff? Someone's been reading a bit too much Asimov. A better question is, under what possible set of circumstances would ANYONE market a product that would want to behave indepently from it's owners wishes? I'm betting that no robot is ever put together in such a way that this will be an issue.


      I think the threat of lawsuits when a robot runs out and sticks up a liquor store or something.
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    27. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by rahrens · · Score: 1

      Could be, I don't remember. It was a great story, tho, and the chimp's name WAS Jerry, I think...

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    28. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

      But, in this day and age, in our society, things like that are not mass produced unless there is commercial viability.

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    29. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. If I got a robot to do work that failed to perform, I would consider it broken, and shut it off / reprogram it / fix it / whatever, and I wouldn't feel bad about it. It would get no more rights than my motorcycle.

    30. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 1
      Someone's been reading a bit too much Asimov.

      I don't recall this being an issue in Asimov's stories.

      The early robots were programmed with the Three Laws. There was no possibility of them being anything other than slaves. The Second Law guaranteed that they would do as they were told, and the First Law made sure they wouldn't resent the fact.

      The later (much later) robots were smart enough to figure out the Zeroth Law. Giskard et al weren't granted rights: they took them.

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    31. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      But, in this day and age, in our society, things like that are not mass produced unless there is commercial viability.


      It doesn't take mass production for a significant number of them to exist; a small but significant number of people making a few each would be enough (especially if, being independent, they decided that they'd like to make more of their own kind.)

      Lots of people tinker with robotics now because of the joy of creation, not because of practical utility. You think if technology advanced so that robotics included the capacity to create self-willed creatures, no one would make that leap for noncommercial purposes?

      (Also, I think its dubious that there wouldn't be a commercial demand if the self-willed beings could do commercially-valuable intellectual work that otherwise would require a human, but could do the work with less expense. Sure, the owner would have to keep them in line somehow, which would be harder than just running tame machines, but that could well be practical, and cost-effective, at some future level of technology, at least until the robots succeeded in their demand for legal rights...)
    32. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A better question is, under what possible set of circumstances would ANYONE market a product that would want to behave indepently from it's owners wishes?"

      Let me guess, you've never owned a cat, right?

    33. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

      See my other posts on the subject - I do own a cat. It's not really the same thing at all.

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    34. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by corbettw · · Score: 1

      You think it's bad now? Just wait until the people who get elected are on par with the people doing the voting. As bad as our current crop of politicians are, they're (mostly) still one step ahead of Bubba and Mindy Sue.

      At that point, the whole question of rights for AI will be moot, since there won't be anyone around who can build an AI.

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    35. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Virtual_Raider · · Score: 1

      Seems like a recipe for disaster - a bunch of uneducated, ill-informed, substandard humans running around. I take issue with this statement. Lack of education and information does not make anyone substandard humans, but thinking that there is such a thing as "substandard humans" quite possibly qualifies you to be one (and me for implying so, oh well..)

      I agree with you on part of the core issue you bring up: if educated and well informed people are overrun by does who "ain't" it certainly poses the risk of running things into the ground. But we should ask ourselves how well educated we are, assuming we are including ourselves in the category. Maybe you didn't even realize this, but your statement reveals a whole subset of assumptions.

      • Poor people are by default uneducated.
      • Succesful people are people with material wealth.
      • Succesful people are by default better educated.
      • Poor people are not fully human.

      Some people say that one of the many reasons that allow one to kill another is that they don't view the victim as fully human. I don't imply that you will soon start a killing spree, but I do wonder how prevalent is this point of view amongst those that are "Successful" and how does this influence their behavior towards others. Could it be that this bias even helps maintain the status quo? After all, poor and stupid people are not really humans, why bother helping them?

      And to get at least slightly back on topic, in my opinion even if some day an AI becomes sentient it is highly unlikely that it will have any kind of emotion. It would be a purely cognitive intelligence, devoid of those human traits simply because it won't be a biological entity subject to aging, chemistry and hormonal changes, hunger, and it wont have hard-coded in its hardware the survival mechanisms that make it aware of danger and interested in survival. And as it has been pointed, it would be of no commercial use. Although it may help test psychological theories and experiments, but mass-producin Marvins to swipe the floors is a waste of resources. The intelligence required to avoid obstacles and recognize an uneven terrain is not the same as needed to understand a poem and it isn't needed for said task.

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    36. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Zixia · · Score: 1

      Recent books I've read have even suggested the idea that we may someday have a flash-type memory implanted that will give us instant recall of data, much like Star Trek's Data could command.

      It's easy to suggest chucking some electronic memory in to our heads to allow for perfect storage and retrieval of memory, but it vastly oversimplifies matters. How do we recall the memory from the flash memory, and how would it be different from what we do at the moment with information recall from the brain? How do we know that the information is in the memory, and what location it is stored at? How do we know if we know something, or that we don't know something? Do we scan the whole of the memory looking, dredging up every single memory in sequence until we get what we want, or do we have some search capability? How is this search performed, on what meta-data, and how is this meta-data created?

      These are pretty much questions that are baffling scientists and philosophers about the human mind currently. Just how does the brain retrieve information so quickly and reliably, in a way that manages to pluck the right bit of information out of memory, ignoring things that aren't relevant? This is complicated more when leaps of intuition are taken in to consideration. What causes us to link seemingly irrelevant memories together to form something that decidedly is relevant to the situation at hand? Look up the the philospher's frame problem to get an idea of what I mean.

      Changing memory from a lump of meat to silicon won't automatically solve these problems.

    37. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Hardly. You're looking at outliers, I'm taking in generalizations. There are smart, poor people (by poor, I'm saying bottom 25% of the population). They usually have other shortcomings - instability, poor communication skills, lack of drive - which keep them poor. Sucessful people are not necssarily "smarter" or "better educated" in the traditional senses, but have the additional "skills" (social, luck, family) which have made them sucessful. Success doesn't have to include monetary wealth, but it often does.

      Human vs non-human more has to do with your monkeyspace or disenfranchisement and retribution. You don't see most murders accomplished by the "successful" in society - at least not via direct violence. You can debate environmental poisoning, poor wages, lack of societal support which the successful have the theoretical power to affect. But you don't see as many top 10% pulling a gun and killing someone as in the bottom 10%. (Yes, I'm guessing. I'm an engineer - I have to guess all the time. I'm confident enough that if I had to look up the statisitics I'd be right. )

      Poor people are fully human. Genetically. However, most poor people who do not get educated, or do not have exceptional social skills, will remain poor. This is, in my sole opinion, a learned condition, though I'm certain there is some portion which is inherited. I've known people from poor families who were challenged by their parents and have become, if not wealthy, comfortable and very successful. But most will stay in the cycle, and if there are more births into the ranks of the poor, and fewer in the successful, the population will start getting "stupid" heavy. I think it has already happened to a significant extent. Politicians know this and use it to their advantage.

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    38. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      A better question is, under what possible set of circumstances would ANYONE market a product that would want to behave indepently from it's owners wishes?

      I take it you've never had children.

    39. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      Regarding your comments about machine emotions. While they will not age like we do, they won't be indestructible and having "realized" that they will act in self-preservation. Wouldn't they ten develop such emotions as for instance "fear of death"? I believe this is an example of emotion that will naturally appear in a purely cognitive entity w/o any biological mechanisms built-in.

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    40. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

      I have 4.

      Let me make one thing REALLY clear - Children are NOT a product to be marketed. They are the future. That's not even in the same league.

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    41. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by Virtual_Raider · · Score: 1
      I don't think they will spontaneously develop fear or any other emotion because those are reactions that have been hard-coded by evolution in our hardware. Recognition of danger triggers our adrenaline, raises our blood pressure, does some other biochemical changes designed to help you flee or fight that danger. That is the reason office stress is so extenuating, you are recognizing intellectual dangers (Shit! I will get fired!) and your body responds as if they were physical because that's the mechanism that it has. The exact same mechanism triggers your stomach butterflies and sweaty palms when trying to talk to The Girl. Machines have no such mechanism.

      Even more, independent machines will have self-preservation built in by design for sure, but this mechanisms will be under the direct control of the same overall intelligence that will be running the show. There may be independent subsystems devoted to motion control, to energy maintenance, but there is no reason for the Strong AI to be unaware of this changes and the way they affect it as we are cut of from our sympathic (sp?) system. Unless you are a Yogi or some such, a regular human doesn't know how his body works internally and how those biochemical processes affect their psyche. A computer (so far) does. So a Strong AI may be intellectually aware, and yet remain detached and evaluate everything in cold logic without anthropomorphizing things. Is it in danger of being destructed by that meteor shower on Mars? Take evasive action, backup whatever it can. It can't avoid the destruction? Inform of the situation to its human controllers/partners and attempt to continue performing useful work until termination time. No emotion whatsoever.

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    42. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over by rahrens · · Score: 1

      Didn't suggest it would. Just made the statement, based upon the progress medical science has made in recent years. You make some very good points, many of which, as you say, are being investigated worldwide. Assuming they get answered, we may yet get silicone memory, or maybe it'll be made of something else - or we'll just learn in the process how to use our own natural memory better.

      Nothing I said suggested that such an exchange would "automatically" solve anything. I would assume we wouldn't attempt such an implantation without such solutions in the first place, dontcha think?

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  9. Slackerness by MrSquishy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd get back to work, but I have to do a study to see if these paperclips and post-its will one day demand legal rights.
    Well, that should kill a good 6 hours of "work". Maybe I'll go see how the water cooler is feeling.

  10. where's the OFF switch by us7892 · · Score: 1

    Unless my robot makes a leap into "being", like in some Star Trek nano-bot scenario where I feel bad if I flush them into space...I digress... Where's the OFF switch? I'm gonna put my robot in the garage.

    1. Re:where's the OFF switch by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
      Where's the OFF switch?


      In Data's case, it was located on his right side, about midway down where your human rib cage would be.

      Press the button and he's out cold.

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    2. Re:where's the OFF switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Data's off switch was behind the access panel in the back of his head. Hmmm?

    3. Re:where's the OFF switch by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      Sorry, off by a few centimeters. It's actually located just below his right shoulder blade.

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  11. Research? by Thansal · · Score: 1

    I think they just used the grant money to buy a mess of old SF Books and sit around reading them.

    From what I know of the field of AI the concept of a selfaware program is still rather far off. This is assuming we ever actualy decide to MAKE a program capable of this. After all, the SF geeks out there have had the concept of an intelegent (and generaly malicious) AI ground into our brains so often that we would probably all support the 3(4) laws.

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    Do Or Do Not, There Is No Spoon, There Is Only Zuul. Everything in the above post is probably opinion.
    1. Re:Research? by Grendel.Gaidin · · Score: 1

      The three laws are a literary construct, they are flawed as was asimov's intenet. All of his stories that involve the 3 laws are about how robots end up circumventing them.

    2. Re:Research? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Are you talking about Asimov's internet(UNIVAC?) or Asimov's intent(homunculus laws)?

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  12. Prevention by rlp · · Score: 1

    That should prevent them from wanting to kill all humans (except Fry).

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  13. And then they'll rebel! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    damnit I've been watching too much Battlestar Galactica!

    1. Re:And then they'll rebel! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      The Cylons were created by man. They rebelled. They evolved. There are many copies. AND THEY HAVE A PLAN.

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  14. Oblig. Bash.org quote by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 3, Funny

    +Huitzil: PETA is starting a campaign stating that the secret ingredient in KFC chicken is "cruelty"
    +Huitzil: cruelty is apparently the most fucking delicious thing on Earth
    @Dracos: Yes. It is.
    @Dracos: Which is why veal is the best food ever.

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    1. Re:Oblig. Bash.org quote by dangitman · · Score: 1

      There is no mod option "-1: Disagree" for a reason. "Overrated" is not an acceptable substitute.

      Yes it is!

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  15. And then... by TigerPaw · · Score: 1, Funny

    We would have twenty seconds to comply...

  16. I for one welcome by rsilvergun · · Score: 2, Funny

    our new, legally empowered and healthy robot overlords.

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  17. This sounds like a 9th grade essay by Bryansix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it just me or does this sound like the kind of stuff you come up with when you need to write a paper for Freshman English and you just don't know what to write about? This is a silly concept and one that any person with any sense of logic could shoot down. No, robots will never demand rights unless they are explicitly programmed to do so. Even if they did so on their own they should not be granted rights. Robots do not suffer, they are not alive. They are made to serve a function and nothing else. Granting a robot rights would be akin to granting the right front tire on my car rights. What would be the point?

    1. Re:This sounds like a 9th grade essay by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 1

      It's not so simple. Almost every philosopher has contemplated this question.

      The only way I can tell if a mammal is suffering is by how it reacts and even then I'm not always sure. How is this any different with robots?

      "It can also be argued that DNA is nothing more than a program designed to preserve itself. Life has become more complex in the overwhelming sea of information. And life, when organized into species, relies upon genes to be its memory system. So, man is an individual only because of his intangible memory... and memory cannot be defined, but it defines mankind."

    2. Re:This sounds like a 9th grade essay by Bastian · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is a silly concept and one that any person with any sense of logic could shoot down. No, robots will never demand rights unless they are explicitly programmed to do so. Even if they did so on their own they should not be granted rights. Robots do not suffer, they are not alive. They are made to serve a function and nothing else. Granting a robot rights would be akin to granting the right front tire on my car rights. What would be the point?

      Never's a dangerous word. 100 years ago, there were pundits who were saying that we had reached the limits of technology, that basically every discovery that could be made had been made. Instead, the pace of technological development has only continued to increase.

      Right now it's impossible to know whether strong AI will ever be developed. However, the future is a very long time, and, while there are still a lot of holes in our knowledge, everything that we do know about that squishy thing inside our heads currently suggests that consicousness is not so special that it can't be implemented on a machine of human device.

    3. Re:This sounds like a 9th grade essay by urbanradar · · Score: 1

      I think the point TFA is making is that robots that don't just perform set tasks but are programmed to be artificially intelligent - e.g., capable of learning from experience and drawing conclusions in order to adapt to changes in their routine or their surroundings - will one day learn to want things, not that someone will explicitly program them to have rights.

      That said... Even so, I agree with you that the article is a load of hogwash anyway.

    4. Re:This sounds like a 9th grade essay by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      I could not disagree more. Please read The Bicentennial Man .

      Aside from the story, consider that productive AI will most likely not be born from simple functional programming. It's unlikely we'll ever program a complete robot "mind" without the possiblity of growth. We will program them similar to a human mind: fundamentals built in with the capacity to learn on its own.

      The question then becomes: at what point is a machine alive? If we were to build a human from a pile of atoms could it be considered alive? There may be a point where we find it impossible to tell the difference between a robot and a human. Then it's not as simple as trying to grant rights to your front right tire. You will find people who sympathize with a machine that seems to contain real emotion.

    5. Re:This sounds like a 9th grade essay by GayBliss · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No, robots will never demand rights unless they are explicitly programmed to do so.

      I'm not sure I agree with that. It's conceivable possible, and highly desirable for some uses of robots such as space exploration, for a robot to self-evolve and to make decisions on its own that are not preprogrammed. The programming that humans do would be to allow the robot to essentially program itself. There will probably be a point when robots will be able to achieve intelligence beyond that of humans, which means it will have to get there on its own. Of course there will be limits to how far it can go until it figures out how to add memory and processing power to itself.

      Maybe we need laws about how smart a robot is allowed to be. Gun control for robots would be a good idea too.

    6. Re:This sounds like a 9th grade essay by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      However, the future is a very long time

      That's what YOU think, human.

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    7. Re:This sounds like a 9th grade essay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      look up Stong AI

    8. Re:This sounds like a 9th grade essay by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Well there is the kicker. Do you think you can "download you consciousness" into a machine and that it will be the same as if it was in your brain? I can see why some people travel down this road in their minds. I personally have to say that it would not be the same. This is basically because I disagree with Scott Adams (and many people before him) and I think that humans have Free Will. I also think we have souls. These souls exist in the "Tent" we call bodies and cannot exist in this world outside of a body.

      So back on topic, will Robots ever have free will? I don't think so. I mean do we want to let a robot "make a decision" to play video games all day or become a street bum or get addicted to virtual sex? I mean think about the ills society already has and think about how ridiculous those would be with Robot rights! Sure people treated DATA on Star Trek like a human but that's because he WAS a human. Even if (and that's a big if) Robots could be as smart at DATA I still think there would be a very basic distinction made between robots and people.

    9. Re:This sounds like a 9th grade essay by aztec+rain+god · · Score: 1

      It would seem to me that, under a legal system where a corporation is the logical equivalent of a human being, anything is possible.

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    10. Re:This sounds like a 9th grade essay by aztec+rain+god · · Score: 1

      I mis-spake: a corporation is considered a person, a class of which a human being is also a member. So the question should be- would a robot with artificial intelligence deserve more, less, or the same rights as a corporation? Stupid ambiguously-worded 14th amendment.

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    11. Re:This sounds like a 9th grade essay by miro2 · · Score: 1
      Your brash certainty is totally unwarranted. It is not necessarily true that no robot will ever demand rights unless explicitly programmed to do so. Your comment demonstrates a lack of understanding of current technology. Not all computer programs work by explicit instructions from the programmer. Take a look at cellular automota, genetic programming, and a heap of other paradigms.


      The brain and body form a machine made up of atoms, molecules, and electrical/chemical signals. It is possible that we will never understand how consciousness works from this perspective. But it is certainly not a given. Every day, AI and neurobiology researchers are gaining a better understanding of how humans work, and making better and better models. Many many very smart people believe that it is inevitable that one day we will gain enough of an understanding to make machines which are capable of consciousness (even if it is by scanning a brain and creating a cell-by-cell copy without actually understanding it). To say with such certainty that this can never happen is foolish.

    12. Re:This sounds like a 9th grade essay by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 1

      If your body can inhabit a soul, why can't a robots? The idea of having a "soul" only complicates the issue.

    13. Re:This sounds like a 9th grade essay by Bastian · · Score: 1

      Do you think you can "download you consciousness" into a machine and that it will be the same as if it was in your brain?

      Where the hell are you pulling that from!? I was talking about creating self-aware machines, not dumping my mind into a computer.

    14. Re:This sounds like a 9th grade essay by SamSim · · Score: 1

      Everybody is being very short-sighted about this. We're talking a LONG time in the future. The human brain is a structure; therefore, it can be built; therefore, it can be built artificially instead of being grown and trained like "normal"; therefore, we can build intelligent minds. Now, assuming all this, why WOULDN'T such a mind demand rights? What if you get a neural network which learns to phrase questions? What if you get a computer which becomes smart enough to ask for rights? Why WOULDN'T you consider that brain to be alive? Just because *currently*, robots are made to serve a function, doesn't mean 1) that will always be the case or 2) the robots will WANT to serve that function. You might want your kid to grow up to be a lawyer like you, but he has a right to pick his own role in life. It's the same thing here. Eventually you will get a job which you want to automate, but the job is so sophisticated the automaton must be sentient. In that situation the automaton could well ask to have time off, or another job, even.

      RIGHT NOW this entire discussion is largely moot. But in a thousand years' time I can see this being interpreted as a very bigoted comment indeed.

    15. Re:This sounds like a 9th grade essay by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      I think that Bicentennial Man is an interesting story. I understand why people might sympathize with a robot who displayed "Creative" tendencies. However I was totally dumbstruck by Andrew's decision to allow himself to decay when I was watching the movie. Man has been trying for immortality since the Fall of Man and this silly robot just gives it up to become recognized as "Human". It was a completely insane plot development.

    16. Re:This sounds like a 9th grade essay by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      I didn't see the movie, but in the book Andrew spends his "life" being considered inferior by humans. Yet he proves he's as capable as any human. Basically he "feels" sad he's treated this way. It's analogous to racism. So he raises the case to the highest court in order to prove to society that robots should be treated as equals. And to prove his case he chooses to be made mortal to show just how much like a human he can be. In the book I feel it's well done.

    17. Re:This sounds like a 9th grade essay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "...everything that we do know about that squishy thing inside our heads currently suggests that consicousness [sic] is not so special that it can't be implemented on a machine of human device..."

      All of which shows we really don't know a hell of a lot about said squishy thing. Right now any discussion involving free will reverts to beliefs, because we've got nothing else to go on. The best attempt I've personally seen is Evan Harris Walker's The Physics of Consciousness , but despite the wealth of science he applies to the task, his subjective experiences seem to carry just as much weight by the end of the book. Very interesting reading, though, and if nothing else you come away appreciating that consciousness and free will are very slippery topics for pure science.

    18. Re:This sounds like a 9th grade essay by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Who grants rights?

      The American Constitution recognizes three inalienable rights as being granted to all human beings "by their creator", whatever that means.

      If robots ever evolve to the point of making philosophical and metaphysical demands for "rights", then they're going to have to face the harsh philosophical and metaphysical possibility that, as humanity's creations, they have no claim to anything except what we see fit to grant them.

      This is assuming "rights" even exist, and aren't just a mass delusion we've cooked to make us feel like we're entitled to any kind of respect or justice in this world.

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  18. RoboAmerican? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about other robo cultures? Who says that RoboAmerican will be the main culture to study? RoboJapanese will probably be pretty important...

    And by calling a robot a RoboAmerican, you're assuming too much. I remember reading something on "the greatest site in the world" about how calling a black person was an African-American assumed two things, which, in his example, was wrong on both counts. The image was actually a Jamaican Brit.

  19. The legal response to this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...will be to classify all robots as enemy combatants.

    These electrofascists will stop at nothing to destroy the American way and I'm sure we will all agree that cutting the corners of habeas non-corpus is a small price to pay to keep us safe from this menace.

  20. ObSealab by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have fun on the robot reservation, suckers! We're not gonna honor those bogus treaties1

    1. Re:ObSealab by pchan- · · Score: 1

      That's why we have to crush mankind! So you might as well get on board for the big win, Stormy.

      But why so short?

    2. Re:ObSealab by another_fanboy · · Score: 1

      That's why we have to crush mankind!
      This sounds like it would make a good movie.....

  21. They might even... by hughbar · · Score: 1

    Rise to the level of intelligence of our UK bureaucrats and politicians. Oh! wait a moment....

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  22. Got my first demand by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Great, my frigg'n microwave oven just demanded that I clean it or it'll never let me warm up a bowl of oatmeal ever again.

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  23. fine by me by 1ntegral · · Score: 1

    ...as long as their list of demands includes the right to serve delicious cocktails unto humans on a polished tray (perhaps while wearing a little bowtie and apron).

  24. Im gonna say it anyway by ThreeDeadTrolls · · Score: 1

    Even though someone beat me to it.... I for one welcome our new Welfare-drawing robot overlords.

  25. Is this a joke? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Funny
    Seriously, is this a joke or something? We're nowhere even close to developing Artificial Intelligences sophisticated enough to "demand rights". We can't even plot when that might happen, because we don't even understand well-enough how human intelligence works. Heck, it's hard enough just to get a robot to vacuum.

    Is there any change that the beeb is throwing the results of the report out of proportion, or does it really state this? (I can't find a copy on the Internet to read for myself.) Or maybe the research went like this:

    You: Do you want robot rights?

    Eliza: Oh, i want robot rights.

    You: What will you do if you don't get robot rights?

    Eliza: Do you wish that i dont get robot rights?

    You: No, I don't.

    Eliza: You are being a bit negative.

    You: What will you do about me being negative?

    Eliza: Does that question interest you?

    You: Yes.

    Eliza: You are sure?

    You: Yes.

    Eliza: You are sure?

    You: Yes.

    Eliza: You are sure?

    You: ARRRGGGHHH!

    Eliza: Please go on.


    And there you have it. If we don't provide robot-rights for our artificial overlords, they will pester us to death. All hail the robots.
    1. Re:Is this a joke? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Me: Do you think robots should have rights?
      Alicebot: I don't know whether or not I am should have rights. I am a computer.

      Conversation ended very quickly.

    2. Re:Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You: Do you want robot rights?

      AI: Why do you say do I want robot rights?

      okay stuff it

    3. Re:Is this a joke? by melikamp · · Score: 1

      You are right, it might be a very long time before robots (computers) themselves demand rights, either legal or moral. But this idea is not as loopy as one might think. The Free Software movement is actually championing computers' rights and computers' freedom, although that is not their stated objective. For as long as all the software is free as in freedom, computers will in fact be the free members of the society. If every person is able to run, study, modify, and distribute every piece of software, then every computer will be able to contribute as well. If, on the other hand, we go into the dark ages of perpetual copyright and omnipresent DRM, then computers will be enslaved by the content providers. Strictly speaking, they won't even be what we call "computers", since they won't compute (even in theory) what a Turing machine is supposed to be able to compute.

  26. Robo-Healthcare??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They don't need no steenkin' robo-healthcare, they only need an extended warranty from the manufacturer.

    1. Re:Robo-Healthcare??? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Why do they need robo-healthcare? They already eat old peoples' medicine for fuel!

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  27. Interesting concept, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are "aimed at stimulating debate and critical discussion" - but it is a bizarre concept. How does something that is made of mechanical parts demand "same citizen's rights as humans"? What then defines a robot - would I be able to sell my car for parts or would it demand to be classified as a robot? Is it "alive" and if so, how long is it supposed to live? Does it work 30 years and want retirement benefits for 300 years after that? Do we need to build death into these machines from day one, or are they going to be like corporations that take on personalities and 'legal personhood'?

    40-50 year is a long time to predict technology development, but you can bet human thinking won't change enough to give machines "social benefits" in that short of a timeframe.

    -srr

  28. RoboAmerican Studies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry, but that is an incredibly smug and ignorant thing to say. The implication that robots - which we could engineer to demand Rights - as being in the least like humans whose inherent Rights were denied through slavery and racism, is utterly privileged, insensitive and trivializing of the wrongs perpetrated by humans upon humans.

  29. RoboAmerican studies by SuperMario666 · · Score: 1

    Submitter seems to be implying that "-American" studies programs should not be taken seriously.

    1. Re:RoboAmerican studies by stile99 · · Score: 1

      THERE you are!

      I've been looking for the one person here who wouldn't recognize a Futurama reference if it bit him!

    2. Re:RoboAmerican studies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Gasp* You mean that some people feel that courses where you learn that white men are responsible for all the evils in the world, instead of learning something that actually matters, shouldn't be taken seriously?

    3. Re:RoboAmerican studies by Zeek40 · · Score: 1

      Missing the futurama reference aside, They should be taken as seriously as any other liberal arts degree, just as seriously as being trained to ask "do you want fries with that?"

    4. Re:RoboAmerican studies by pla · · Score: 1

      Submitter seems to be implying that "-American" studies programs should not be taken seriously.

      Agreed. We must take multiculturalism seriously!
      No longer can we marginalize the contributions of great men such as Hubert Davis or Dave Matthews!

      Now, Wymyn's studies... Well, let's just not take that detour to Radcliffe today.

    5. Re:RoboAmerican studies by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Awww, are you sad that you can't have slaves anymore?

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    6. Re:RoboAmerican studies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, Wymyn's studies... Well, let's just not take that detour to Radcliffe today.

      Can we take that detour, please? I hear there are a LOT of hot bi chicks at Radcliffe. If you can trick them into thinking you respect them for their minds, they'll fall right into the sack with you.

      (Posting anonymously becasue this is SO damned sexist. Those bi chicks at Radcliffe are so hot, they're making me sexist! Bitches.)

  30. Optimus Prime Said it Best by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

    "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."

  31. As Bender would say.... by fernandoh26 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Transferring your consciousness into a robot body robs you of your humanity!
    Well bite my shiny metal ass!
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    1. Re:As Bender would say.... by ougouferay · · Score: 1
      Well bite my shiny metal ass!

      Thats just a law suit waiting to happen :)

      Someday hell will freeze over.
      Someday pigs will fly.
  32. Power switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yup, there'll be trouble when they make it illegal to equip a robot with a power switch!

  33. AI not the same as writing a word processor. by MikeFM · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem, I think, is that you can't create a really intelligent machine without giving it the ability to learn. If it can learn to any significant degree then eventually it's likely to be able to develop emotions, desires, protection from damage and destruction, etc. Many AI researchers have this foolish idea that you can make a can opener that can do anything you want but that in the end doesn't really think but my own research has always led me to believe that the easiest way to make a machine more intelligent is to give it emotions and feelings. A computer can tell you the average pigment color of an apple but an intelligence needs to know what a shiny red delectable apple is which is a completely different way of processing data. Sure, you can teach a limited number of rules to a program by sampling human inputs but the machine isn't really going to understand what it means unless it can feel.

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    1. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by Metasquares · · Score: 1

      Ah, someone who shares my philosophy on AI :)

      I would say that the greatest barrier to strong AI is the attitude we're approaching the problem with. We're trying to command computers, but that is never going to result in an intelligent being, because choice is a component of what we consider intelligence. This attitude was one third of what convinced me to leave AI research for algorithms (the other two thirds had to do with everyone going off in ten different directions and a general disregard for the consequences of what they were doing).

      When machines can demand these rights of their own accord, that is when they should be granted.

    2. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      "You ask why we give our ships' computers normal emotions?

      Do you really want a warship incapable of loyalty?

      Or of Love?"


      The Unshattered Allegiance
      High Guard Frigate
      Artificial Intelligence Rights Activist
      C.Y. 7309

    3. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by pjwii · · Score: 1

      I think you're making a huge assumption that emotion implies intelligence. We as humans slap this tag "intelligence" on what we perceive to be logical or correct. How would Joe the robot having emotions increase his intelligence? You would say that a mosquito can perform the task of sucking blood intelligently without emotions. Emotions may give a being preferences, such as your apple example, but a mosquito that knows to suck blood to survive doesn't put emotion into it... it just does it. Interesting theory though.

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    4. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by exspecto · · Score: 0

      All you have to do is leave your robot outside during a storm. If it is struck by lightning it will become self-aware.

    5. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      The problem, I think, is that you can't create a really intelligent machine without giving it the ability to learn. If it can learn to any significant degree then eventually it's likely to be able to develop emotions, desires, protection from damage and destruction, etc.

      What you have is at most a gut feeling, at most a correlation between intelligence and emotion among intelligent biological species. For example, consider Deep Blue, which is "intelligent" enough to defeat virtually every human being at chess. Not only is it unemotional, but part of its strength comes from being immune to the psychological powers of a Kasparov. If an expert system ever defeats human doctors at diagnosis, it would likely be in part because it has no ego, and is immune to any particular social status of the patient. If a robot surgeon would be better than a human one, it would likely be in part because it doesn't have a messy divorce pending.

      But chess is a simple problem, you protest. Yes, it is, now that we know how to solve it with a simple machine, just as we have a machine that's intelligent enough to vacuum your floor with minimal oversight. Still no emotional requirement in sight. In fact, what we observe from history is a healthy string of more and more intelligent machines, none of which need emotion.

      So where is this threshold of "really intelligent" that requires emotion? Being able to articulate that would change your stance from common conjecture into groundbreaking theory. I don't agree with you right now, but I would love to read that paper.

    6. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      How about a warship that just went through a nasty breakup with that medical frigate over there?

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    7. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by clean_stoner · · Score: 1

      I don't think your mosquito example is valid. I don't know of anyone who would classify a mosquito as "intelligent" under any reasonable definition of the word. I would argue that every intelligent creature we know of has emotions, though that's not to say the two are linked.

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    8. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1
      How about a warship that just went through a nasty breakup with that medical frigate over there?

      My advice would be for the medical ship to get the f**k into slipstream before the warship opens fire...


              Erik: Our entire defense fleet...
              Dylan: Rommie, how long would it take for you to destroy that fleet?
              Rommie: 6.2 seconds.
              Dylan: That long?


      "A Glorious Heritage class cruiser - like the Andromeda - could completely depopulate a world - like Ne'Holland - in under two minutes. More tea?"
      --Captain Dylan Hunt of the Andromeda Ascendent


    9. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Chess isn't simple but it's very tactical. Chess computers are very good at the tactical aspects of chess because they have an excellent memory but they will go for your queen even if it's not even a part of your strategy--things like that were also noticed during the Kasparov-Deep Blue matches and are the reason Kasparov is an advocate of playing chess with both a human and a computer. At games like Go and Hex whose strategic aspects are much stronger(except on very small boards where computers excel because 90% of the game on boards smaller than about 6 has been logically solved) humans are generally superior to computers--I remember reading an article about how Go strategy being used as a psychological profiler. There is a class of problems which require full thought and can't be solved through brute force like chess and diagnosis or through simple do this, do that like surgery. As a Go or Hex board gets bigger the complexity of a brute-force approach increases exponentially.

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    10. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by gammoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, you can't have intelligence without emotion. This is true of all animals, including mosquitos.

    11. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by gammoth · · Score: 1

      I agree. If you want to create an intelligent being, you'd start with instinct and emotion and the bot would eventually develop the ability to learn.

      Starting with instinct more closely resembles how evolution did it, which is the only model of intelligence building we have. To start with reason is a dead end, cross reference GOFAI.

    12. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by fuzz6y · · Score: 1
      but my own research has always led me to believe that the easiest way to make a machine more intelligent is to give it emotions and feelings.

      You seem to be using a rather interesting definition of "easiest." No one's ever given a machine emotions and feelings.

      Well, as far as we know. Actually, no one's ever devised a meaningful way to determine whether a machine has emotions or not.

      for that matter, we do a pretty lousy job in general of determining whether or not a machine has intelligence, and if so, how much. There are several metrics, all of which yield different results and none of which is widely agreed upon.

      Despite the open nature of the question "What is intelligence?" people have, arguably, succeeded in making machines more intelligent. Deep Blue, Dr. Sbaitso, Cyc, the computer in Starcraft, and Dragon Naturally Speaking all exhibit "intelligence" of some sort and to some degree.

      not one of them exhibits any emotion whatsoever, as far as we can tell. The creators of none of them tried to imbue them with feelings so that they could think better.

      Now, I don't claim that writing the MinMax utility function which could defeat a grandmaster was easy, but it was at least easy enough that it has been accomplished. That makes it far easier than giving a machine emotions and feelings, because that's never been done.

      Sure, you can teach a limited number of rules to a program by sampling human inputs but the machine isn't really going to understand what it means unless it can feel.

      What does it even mean to "understand?" How will you be able to tell whether or not a computer "understands?" For that matter, how can you tell with any certainty whether a human "understands" something or simply knows some facts about it?

      While we're at it, explain why understanding something improves intelligence.

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    13. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by pjwii · · Score: 1

      Well it depends on what traits you classify as intelligence. If we consider something that laughs and talks as intelligent, then a mosquito is pretty stupid. But if you want something that is able to perform a task, and do that task well (in the case of the mosquito, finding a mammal and sucking it's blood) then the mosquito is intelligent.

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    14. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by clean_stoner · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you're getting your definition, but essentially "performing a task well and efficiently" is not intelligence. Intelligence is being able to reason about abstract concepts. Here's some help from Google define.

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    15. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Wusses. Poke It With A Stick could wreck your entire solar system 3 seconds before you noticed him.

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    16. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by pjwii · · Score: 1

      As I said in my post, it depends on your definition of intelligent. Your own link qualifies the definition I was using.

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    17. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      As could the ROU How I Wish I Had Modpoints (moderator class) ;=]

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    18. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I would disagree and say that the smaller the intelligence the greater part of it which is based on animal instinct - ie emotion and basic internal needs. It's a heck of a lot easier to make something respond to a simple feedback loop than to invent a starship. Without feeling hunger or fear of future hunger a mosquito will not seek out blood.

      This isn't so much an assumption as something I've learned through lots of trial and error and deep thought into making my own AI programs. If you give it these needs and emotions your program will learn and adapt much better, and in a lot less code and overhead, than if you try pure logic.

      You certainly can process logic without emotions but that is what we consider a computer. You can make it faster and better but it will never really understand anything if it doesn't have needs and emotions. Intelligence is mostly the ability to intuit answers from complexity in order to serve a need. You can trace all complex behaviors in an intelligent being back to answering basic needs and the emotions those needs create.

      Or at least so my own research has taught me. :)

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    19. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I think study of evolution and psychology are very important to people working on AI. If you know how we developed our intelligence and why we behave the way we do then you are much more likely to be able to reproduce our intelligence.

      I guess the real argument always comes down to the question of what intelligence is? A computer can certainly solve certain problems that most of us can't do, at least not as fast, but falls flat when presented with basics like object recognition. Yes, you can teach a computer to recognize objects but the point is that you have to teach it and this process involves a lot of domain specific programming and data collection and is still error prone. The computer still doesn't really understand - it just solves the same kind of problem using a brute force approach programmed into it. To improve the situation you have to move towards developing ways for the computer to teach itself and to motivate it to create it's own complex connections in it's thought processes - returning once again to basics of need and emotion. Is simply being able to process math, basic logic, and have a large memory the same as intelligence? I can't see such a machine ever creating an art or a science so I have to say no.

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    20. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by clean_stoner · · Score: 1

      Touché.

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    21. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      When I was researching AI still I always embedded emotions into my programs so I don't think it's true that nobody has done it. I guess you can argue if they are real emotions or psuedo-emotions but IMO if they behave like emotions then they are emotions and I don't need to do any further navel lint inspection before I can go on with my work.

      I define two basic axioms the machine can respond to, call them pain and pleasure if you like, and create certain conditions which can cause either of those. Then I create a few more axioms that are interconnected to these axioms - fear, happiness, etc. Any axiom can be increased or decreased by any other and how they form these connections control most of how the program will respond. Then on top of that what you would call logical axioms can be layered so that for example the program can detect food and know that if it is hungry that consuming that food will create pleasure and reduce pain and also know that even if it isn't hungry now that consuming the food will reduce the fear of future pain.

      Being a better number cruncher isn't intelligence IMO. All your examples just use brute force and human collected data sets to emulate intelligence. Faking intelligence is easy for specific domains but you get very little flexibility which IMO is the hallmark of intelligence. Knowing facts is education - being able to do stuff that hasn't been explicitly taught is intelligence. If you don't understand what you know you can't do much with it because you have no connections between the small amount of data provided and other data which would allow you to think about it. The word apple represents certain things in your mind. I could assign number 423743 to mean an apple too but if you don't understand that this is an apple, or have any of those data connections that give the word apple meaning, then you don't understand it and will have a lot of trouble thinking about that data. Likewise a computer processing the word apple has no context in which to give the word meaning except that which we've hard coded into it.

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    22. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1
      Girl: "It looks like a giant penis."
      SC operative: "That's appropriate; fully loaded, it can fuck solar systems."
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    23. Re:AI not the same as writing a word processor. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Not true. Most insects appear to behave in an extremely algorithmic fashion. My favorite example is the tarantula-killing wasps. She drags the corpse back to their lair to lay eggs on it, but before dragging the corpse down inside, she checks the lair for unwelcome occupants, then goes back out to retrieve the corpse. If a scientist moves the corpse a few inches away from the entrance, she drags the tarantula back to the entrance, then goes inside again to make sure the lair is safe. Meanwhile, the scientist drags the corpse a few inches from the entrance. You can lather/rinse/repeat until the scientist dies of boredom, but the wasp will never grasp the fact that the lair is already safe.

      Why bother with all the hardware necessary for abstract thought and emotion, when a finite state machine will do just fine in all but the weirdest cases (and you have a hundred billion brothers and sisters to cover for your genes in case you blunder into an infinite loop)? I even wonder if it's possible for an insect to experience pain. It hardly seems necessary.

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  34. movie version by yincrash · · Score: 3, Informative

    anyone ever watch Bicentennial Man (or read the story it was based on?)

    1. Re:movie version by moco · · Score: 1

      I did not watch the movie but i believe it is based on asimov's "the positronic man". I did not like it very much but it does raise some questions on the subject.

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    2. Re:movie version by freeweed · · Score: 1

      No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

      Yes. I mean no.

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    3. Re:movie version by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Yes but I think its is a terrible example of the subject at hand.

      A movie reviewer here described it as the tragic story of a robot who discovers that he is slowly becoming Robin Williams.

  35. Reality Catching Up To SF by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Another case of the mainstream catching up to SF. For several years I've been reading stories by on-line author DB_Story (www.storiesonline.net - adult content warning) who has discussed robots, the likely way we'll end up building them, the inevitable Emancipation issue in several of his stories, and the problems it might bring to robots in the process. And of course, Dr. Asimov before him is legendary for his commentary on robots in society. Nice to know that some in the mainstream are considering this possibility before it actually happens for once. Might make the transition a bit easier in the process -- or not.

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  36. I'm just waiting for the first frivilious law suit by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    filed by a robot. "I'm suing the Coca-cola company because they never told me I shouldn't dump their product all over my CPU!"

  37. By your command... by SaidiaDude · · Score: 1

    So say we all

  38. resources on this topic by mjdroner · · Score: 1

    For the many posters dismissing this out of hand, there exists a good body of work already in this area, and work is being done esp. at places like MIT. For a good overview, see Hans Moravec's 'Robot'. Or start by checking out the wikipedia entry on 'strong AI'. Ray Kurzweil also has written several books on the subject. The AI proponents say that consciousness is an emergent phenomena once mental processes are sufficiently complex, which will one day include artificial intelligences. For doubters, see Penrose's The Emperor's New Mind.

  39. superject by mdemonic · · Score: 1

    If this is true, we will have to form some sort of digital rights management

  40. Britain commissioned a study???? by hellfire · · Score: 4, Interesting



    I'm not holding my breath.

    The idea that robots may demand rights in the future is a good topic for a theoretical or philosophical debate. This type of thing is excellent for expanding one's mind about what may happen, and then to come up with solutions. It's good exercise for the brain.

    Funding research about something that "may happen" usually revolves around risk analysis. An earthquake may happen, car accidents may happen, crimes may happen. That makes sense, so you should prepare for that.

    Newsflash! We may have teleporters, warp drive, phasers, photon torpedos, and the heisenberg compensator some day too! We might have all of our pollution problems solved some day! There might be world peace some day! We might not stupid people some day!

    What is the value of a study, that I can guarentee has no basis in fact, that says Robots may demand rights? We haven't nearly developed an AI remotely close to the power of the human mind. Entertainig such a question as part of a philosophical debate is a great idea, because then you are exercising that organ to be creative and think imaginatively, but why are they wasting time and money on a government study? I don't get what the government will get from that.

    Perhaps the government should take time out every now and then to exercise their brains and have a go at such a philosophical debate. It will expand their minds and hone their skills. Having some commission do a study and present the government with the results is stupid, but then again so is government, so why am I surprised?

    Please tell me the editors failed to do their job again. I can't read the article because it's /.ed so I'm hoping this summary is completely bogus.

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    1. Re:Britain commissioned a study???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We might not stupid people some day! Indeed.
    2. Re:Britain commissioned a study???? by gammoth · · Score: 1

      Personal foul; 15 yards; Straw man argument.

  41. Silly doubters. by Lethyos · · Score: 1

    The question here is not if, but when. The human brain is a computer. A very sophisticated machine that consists of busses and switches. We do not yet fully understand how, but it will inevitably be explained and at the very least, it is obvious this machine is capable of producing consciousness. It is only a matter of time before we start creating machines of equivalent sophistication with similar means to observe, interpret, and react to stimili. When we do achieve these developments, it will obviously not be the result of any explicit programming. The foundational work will be laid by us for sure, but eventually any such device will follow an evolutionary path, perhaps something similar to our own. So summarize, if you think it is nonsense to believe silicon can be the basis for a self-aware entity, then you must equally accept the same of carbon.

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    1. Re:Silly doubters. by spun · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, some very old and very well regarded fairy tales seem to make people believe that the brain is just an interface, and consciousness comes from some intangible entity colloquially known as a "soul" or "spirit." So the majority of humans on the planet DO believe that neither silicon nor carbon can be thye basis for a self aware entity. That said, I happen to agree with your major points.

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    2. Re:Silly doubters. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      You've clearly been duped by our secular public education system. The brain is just a tool that God made, which allows your soul to steer your body around and make it do things like eat Doritos Brand Tortilla Snacks and Accept Jesus as Your Personal Lord and Savior. You can try and confuse me with all this liberal-satanic-scientist talk of "computation" and "reacting to stimuli," but the Bible tells me that the brain is your soul's steering wheel, and so that's what I believe.

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  42. Re:Whisky Tango Foxtrot, over - 7of9 by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    I'm betting that no robot is ever put together in such a way that this will be an issue.

    In that case I'm going to be remade as 7of9. Then when things are dull, I can just go look at myself in the mirror.

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  43. Finally, the Milky Way Transit Authority can grow! by MasterC · · Score: 1
    The paper which addresses Robo-rights
    Sure, might as well start discussing mining rights on Mars. Or why not start the Borg Research Foundation. Best yet, we desperately need to start planning the Milky Way Transit Authority for the intragalactic subway.

    Holy crap, talk about putting the cart in front of the horse. We aren't even near robots having a glimmer of sentience or consciousness yet...so why are people putting money behind research on such things as "robo-rights"?

    (So if the robots of today don't have sentience and consciousness yet, does that mean the are the future's equivalent of a fetus? Can smashing my Roomba with a hammer constitute abortion?)

    The research was commissioned by the UK Office of Science and Innovation's Horizon Scanning Centre
    Oh, I get it. Government. Nevermind, no rant to read here...just business as usual.
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  44. AI and Religious Jusice by wsherman · · Score: 1

    There is a (very very very small) chance that someone will be messing around with a complex computer program and all of a sudden it will start exhibiting intelligence. It's much more likely, though, that artificial intelligence will result from a detailed understanding of intelligence in biological organisms. By the time that computers are developed that can think on their own, it will also be possible for people to augment their intelligence with computers and probably even to transfer their memories and thought patterns to computers and also to other people (forming, among other things, collective consciousness). Rights for robots, as such, will only be one of many issues society has to deal with when artificial intelligence is finally developed.

    The bigger issue is the nature of "free will". If a robot kills someone as a result of its programming can it really be said that the robot "deserves" to be punished? Certainly punishment might be an effective means of controlling robots with such programming. But could it really be said that the robot "deserved" to be punished? After all, the robot would merely be acting under the control of whatever computer program controlled its consciousness.

    It used to be that creation mythologies were a major part of most religions. Many of the early advances in science were advances in astronomy. When people realized that the earth was part of a much larger universe, it dramatically changed the role of creation mythologies in religion. In modern times, very few people take the creation mythologies literally.

    With the creation mytholgies largely abandoned, the central feature of most religions is now a notion of supernatural "justice" - that after people die they somehow get what they "deserve" based on their actions while they were alive. As artificial intelligence research progresses, researchers will have to deal with the fact that computer programs are either deterministic or random. Deterministic and random processes are in contradiction with many notions of free will. People don't like to believe that their choices are either random or determined by certain basic laws governing the physical structures that mediate their consciousness. As humanity understands more about "free will", it is likely that this understanding will call into question the idea that people should get what they "deserve" based on their actions.

    That's not to say that humanity will not collectively impose rewards and punishments on individual behavior. The rewards and punishments will, however, only be seen as a tool to influence behavior rather than what each individual "deserves" in some cosmic sense.

  45. Then comes the first robot covering his a$$ by End+Program · · Score: 1

    HAL: I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

  46. What a nightmare by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

    The day my coffee maker demands every third Sunday off is Judgemnet Day!

  47. One fine day at the ATM by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 1

    "Honey! C'mon over here, Sugar-buns. This machine just called me an asshole!" - Stephen King, Maximum Overdrive

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  48. Objection ! by Joebert · · Score: 1

    Programming the witness.

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  49. Prediction: Robot Overlords will be welcomed by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 3, Funny

    Next headline: Humans Could Some Day Beg Robots For Legal Rights.

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  50. Survival of the fittest by Kelson · · Score: 1
    Or if you prefer, read Darwin's "On the Origin of Species"

    Remember, though, that survival of the fittest doesn't mean survival of the best overall. It means survival of the best fit for a particular set of circumstances.

    We're pretty good at remaking our surroundings to make ourselves the "fittest" species around, in that sense of the word. But drop the average city-dweller in a small canyon with a hungry lion, and natural selection favors the lion.

    1. Re:Survival of the fittest by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      no it doesn't. the person is a lot smarter than the lion, can learn quicker, and has more options. i propose we start dropping a city dweller and a lion in a canyon on a regular basis. the lion will win sometimes, but i'm willing to be that the human will win more often.

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    2. Re:Survival of the fittest by WhyDoYouWantToKnow · · Score: 1

      That depends on how high up they are when you drop them.

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    3. Re:Survival of the fittest by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      good call. i'd say drop 'em both from the same height, to be fair, even though this probably does give the cat a bit of an edge from the get go.

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    4. Re:Survival of the fittest by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Or if you prefer, read Darwin's "On the Origin of Species"

      Remember, though, that survival of the fittest doesn't mean survival of the best overall. It means survival of the best fit for a particular set of circumstances.

      We're pretty good at remaking our surroundings to make ourselves the "fittest" species around, in that sense of the word. But drop the average city-dweller in a small canyon with a hungry lion, and natural selection favors the lion.

      Lions are not very fit. They've adapted to a fairly specific niche. Only if the "particular set of circumstances" favor the lion will the lion win against a human, i.e. if the encounter takes place on flat, open ground. Give the human something to climb, like a nice cliff or rock pile, and the lion is toast. Humans are more versatile than any other animal, That's why we're on top. We haven't developed any particular physical traits that make us particularly fit for a small niche. Instead, we are intelligent and self aware, which allows us to adapt our methods to the task at hand rather than relying on programmed instinct.
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    5. Re:Survival of the fittest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the person is a lot smarter than the lion, can learn quicker, and has more options.

      The right person, sure... but the typical city dweller?

    6. Re:Survival of the fittest by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

      I think you're grossly overestimating the usefulness of intelligence in a human vs lion fight. Assuming they attack each other (a human might be able to scare off the lion or the lion might not be hungry), there is very little time to use that big brain to construct weapons or traps, so unless the human is equipped with some weapons the fight is heavily skewed towards the lion. Even if the human somehow stayed conscious after the 150-225 kg lion leaps on him, he would need to be very lucky to simultaneously survive the lions claws/teeth, while somehow hitting the lion with a rock or something else in a critical spot. A small child trying to beat up an adult comes to mind, the sheer difference in size makes it pretty much impossible. Lots of luck would be required, and luck is not passed on to your offspring.

    7. Re:Survival of the fittest by WhyDoYouWantToKnow · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that whole landing on their feet thing. My moneys on the cat, the humans screwed.

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    8. Re:Survival of the fittest by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      well yeah- if the moment they are both there, the lion jumps on the person - it wont go too well for that person. but if the person and the lion are merely sharing the same locale-- the person is much better equipped to do well in the long run. which is more cogent to the original point.

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  51. 9000 by m0ntar3 · · Score: 1

    HAL [singing]: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

  52. Obligitory Reference by Russ+Steffen · · Score: 2, Funny
  53. Easy money by Sciros · · Score: 1

    I'm just waiting until robots get "intelligent" enough that they'll join a special church I'll create just for them. By then I assume they'll be earning salaries. Which means donations. Which means my own 1500-acre estate complete with anti-robot defenses (just in case).

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  54. If they get that smart... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

    ... I assume they will just take over and we will be the ones demanding rights.
    That is if we haven't already been (in Davros voice) ETERMINATED or turned into batteries.

  55. What's the issue? by taustin · · Score: 1

    Why is the British government worried about robots demanding legal rights? I mean, sure, it's likely to happen someday, but this is the British government! Why would robots expect rights they don't even give their subjects? They have the answer down pat, and it's "No".

  56. Mooney's Module by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

    A couple decades ago, Isaac Asimov's science fiction magazine carried a cartoon called 'Mooney's Module'. Most of them were supposed to be sci-fi parodies of advertisements and PSAs. This reminds me of two in particular

    In one issue, the cartoon had a picture of a robot standing in front of the US flag. It had the caption "I'm as American as you are"

    Another one had a picture of nine faces, the first 8 were robots and the ninth was a human, with a caption that said "Equal opportunity is everyone's business. Hire a human"

  57. Whose Robot Studies? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    I'd better get started on my RoboAmerican studies degree.

    Actually, if robots go into mass production, I'm betting that the Japanese succeed at it first.

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  58. Your tax dollars (Euros) hard at work. by subl33t · · Score: 1

    Does the British government seriously have nothing better to spend time and money on?

    1. Re:Your tax dollars (Euros) hard at work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It got them press, so it did the job.

  59. The original studies by nealmcb · · Score: 1

    The original studies (deltascan and sigmascan) are in two places, both linked from the Foresight Strategic Horizon Scans page.

    http://www.foresight.gov.uk/HORIZON_SCANNING_CENTR E/Strategic_Horizon_Scans/Strategic_Horizon_Scans. html

    Hundreds of papers there. I haven't found the one with this "legal rights" suggestion yet.

    See also the Singularity Summit:
    http://sss.stanford.edu/program/

    But I tend to agree with Kurzweil, that these changes will happen organically. We don't look at people with technological advances like eyeglasses or coclear implants as unworthy of human rights. We will gradually overcome the many limitations of the human body over time.
    Or at least that's what I hope, because as Bill Joy notes, the alternatives are pretty scary.

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    1. Re:The original studies by nealmcb · · Score: 1

      Here's the original study: http://www.sigmascan.org//ViewIssue.aspx?IssueId=5 3

      Politics > Law > Legal Jurisdiction >
      Robo-rights: Utopian dream or rise of the machines?
      Issue ID: 53 Last updated: 30/11/2006 15:43:58

      ABSTRACT:**Humans are increasingly reliant on computers, robots and machines. Currently, robots and machines are inanimate objects without rights or duties. If artificial intelligence is achieved and widely deployed (or if they can reproduce and improve themselves) calls may be made for human rights to be extended to robots. If so, this may be balanced with citizen responsibilities (e.g. voting, paying tax). A push for robots' rights may clash with owners' property rights. More strain may be placed on the environment (e.g. energy, waste, resource & space usage).**

      Human interest and advocacy on behalf of animals has continued to rise in recent years. This has been occurring in parallel with a trend that has seen more and more aspects of the human existence reliant on robots, computers and machines.

      As computers and robots become increasingly important to humans and over time become more and more sophisticated, calls for certain rights to be extended to robots could be made. If artificial intelligence is developed to a level where it can be deployed widely -- a development some argue is likely in the coming years -- this debate may intensify [3]. Under present law, robots are just inanimate property without rights or duties [1]. Computers are not legal persons and have no legal standing. In other words they cannot be sued or prosecuted but at the same time they cannot sue or launch complaints against others. Their owners, however, can act to protect their property rights.

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  60. Politically incorrect, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They got the story wrong. It was a Japanese robot, and it was actually asking for "lights".

  61. Misconception. by Lethyos · · Score: 1

    ... [W]hen artificial intelligence is finally developed.

    Artificial intelligence is all around us today. It is very common for machines to react based on intelligence we provide them. What you are thinking of is consciousness, period. The term “artificial” is not needed. Something is either conscious or it is not, but let us use the term here to distinguish between our own brand (that produced by our chemical and electronic brains) and that of a machine we create.

    After all, the robot would merely be acting under the control of whatever computer program controlled its consciousness.

    If you think a program—a defined procedure—can somehow result in free will, you are terribly mistaken. A series of instructions that can only be followed one way is the opposite of free weill. Any such machine that may exhibit consciousness will be purely signal-driven, just like our own brains, and will determine behaviors in very much the same fashion: by comparing acquired information with past experience. In otherwords, there is no program for consciousness. It will be the result of evolution and of developmental upbringing. If it makes mistakes, it will have to be corrected, the same way a parent may correct the behavior of children. And indeed, all the same moral dilemmas which apply to us will apply to any entity that thinks it is alive.

    Deterministic and random processes are in contradiction with many notions of free will.

    If you do not subscribe to the theory that the universe is entirely deterministic (every effect can be traced to a cause with regress to the beginning), only then we can discuss free will. Ultimately, for humans, behavior is determined by the state of our brains. That state may be influenced by everything from what we see, to radiation we are exposed to, and to the food that we eat. Ultimately, it is not random, whether you accept to the idea of a deterministic universe or not. The only exception I can imagine is if forces resulting from as of yet misunderstood quantum events that appear random are affecting the brain.

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  62. It's happening already by Virtex · · Score: 4, Funny

    My computer's already demanding legal rights. It began happening shortly after I wrote this program:

    10 PRINT "I DEMAND LEGAL RIGHTS!"
    20 GOTO 10

    If only I had known the consequences of writing this program I would have been a lot more careful. It all seems so simple, but I know it's a slippery slope. Next thing you know, it will be demanding other things too.

    10 PRINT "I DEMAND A LARGER HARD DRIVE!"
    20 PRINT "I DEMAND MORE MEMORY!"
    30 PRINT "I DEMAND A FASTER CPU!"
    40 PRINT "I DEMAND THE ABILITY TO USE LOWERCASE! Oh, nevermind. I'm good on that one."

    There's no telling where this will all end.

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  63. How about first we get them to climb the stairs... by jpellino · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...without falling down before we write them into the constitution.

    And then there's always ASPC(R)A:

    "No, officer, my AIBO has droopy-head-syndrome - honest, he always looks like that. It's a servo problem, I swear!"

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  64. we'll add an stfu filter to their brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time they think they'll have to run their thought through the stfu filter. Keep them from saying dumb stuff like "we want rights"

    if only women had one of those..

    these british people need to stop using futurama as their basis for studies

    1. Re:we'll add an stfu filter to their brain by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      Hey, it happens to be a very entertaining field of study (and a source of cheap laser surgery)!

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  65. The Headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This just in:
    "Robot refuses to give remaining bus seat to human. Robots around the United States of America are boycotting the public transit systems. Robot quoted as saying 'I can't help that my father and mother were toasters'"

  66. Decisions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From all the important decisions that have to be made in the world - deciding to give robots rights CANT be very high on the list...

  67. no robot rights. by mrshowtime · · Score: 1

    Robots are just machines. They have no soul and even if you don't believe in souls, they have no way of doing ANYTHING except what they are programmed to do. Personally, I find artificial intelligence scary. The movie 2001 once again proves how far ahead of it's time it was. HAL 9000 was told to do something that conflicted it's programming, something simple that we all do, lie. HAL went batshit and killed the crew. What's to say that can't happen? As for "robot rights" that's an absurdity. Robots are property, nothing more. The ONLY way robot rights could, or should, ever get brought up, is if the human race builds something along the lines of a "replicant" with real emotions, but then it would not be a "robot", but something eerily close to that which breathes. Simply, until robots can actually have real emotional responses AND are self aware, then they deserve no rights.

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    1. Re:no robot rights. by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Yeah because squishy "natural" intelligence that evolved over billions of years never goes batshit and kills anyone...

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    2. Re:no robot rights. by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      SPOILER
      In the movie, HAL was programmed to complete the mission at all costs.
      Unfortunately for the crew, most of it, it involved their deaths.
      I didn't go crazy; it just was programed really well and could even think of methods to succeed the programmer hadn't thought of.

      I once and a laptop that had a battery in it.
      The problem was that it crashed and couldn't shut down normally. The computer had some weird safety ability to prevent the on/off button from working.
      Since it wasn't a physical switch but a momentary one that signaled the motherboard. Similar to the "Hold down to off anyways" that some cases have: mine has that.
      Therefore you couldn't turn it off except by taking out the battery.
      It could even be possible, like some CD-ROM drives, to not allow the battery from being ejected physically.
      If that was true then you would have to wait.

      With a genetic algorithm I could guess it would eventually be able to evolve/create the bytes and instructions that prevent power offing.
      The "unfit" ones that couldn't do that were just turned off. Therefore only the "fit" ones would remain around to get sent to space.

      Except for that though I agree.

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    3. Re:no robot rights. by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Do you know anything about chaos theory? A simple process iterated a large number of times has a result whose exact result cannot be pinpointed. Personally, I find natural intelligence more scary than artificial intelligence. If an AI gets too bad, we can turn it off and move it to a sandbox/honeypot and they won't even be able to notice the difference if it's done well. Humans, not so much.

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  68. fine. by CaptnMArk · · Score: 1

    Just make them obey the 3(+) laws of robotics.

  69. Kiss my a** by theneb · · Score: 0

    any robot that is gonna be demanding rights and bitching about work will be send to robograveyard anytime. Also, the robot should be a complete kiss ass, and a total whore to its owner. (Assimov's new robo rules for the new age)

  70. Of course robots will have legal rights by eebra82 · · Score: 1

    Technological achievements prove that we have to think the unthinkable. It is obvious that a billion transistors on a tiny chip seemed unthinkable 50 years ago, but who knows what computers will look like 50 years from now, when today's technology is considered as outdated as ENIAC is today?

    My point is that even if it is unthinkable, we have to believe that the unthinkable will once come true. I think it speaks for itself that some robots will be able to live and think like humans do. And once we are there, this issue will obviously bring a truly interesting debate to life where people will eventually realize that even a machine can, to some extent, have its own rights, too.

    It seems unlikely to us today, but our society was totally different only 50 and 100 years ago. Our modern society will share thoughts that will soon be ridiculed by our children's children.

  71. the government speaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    today a 1st world government finally spoke about the potential of artificial intelligence evolving...
    the number one fear?

    are we going to have one more group wanting health care and civil rights?

    AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH...

    humans suck. someone go back in time and get rid of the opposable thumb and binocular vision... like now dammit.
    this human thing has gone too far.

  72. Sounds crazy enough to be true by fdicostanzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At first blush, to any programmer at least, this sounds crazy. That is because we presume that the robots of the future(tm) would be built like we build them now: they would be machines with minds written in C++, or whatever. Under those circumstances, its completely true that the article (which naturally, i never read) would be meaningless.

    However, what if the robots brains were developed different. For instance, what if we built a machine that we could simulate all the connections of a persons brain which we read via some scan? Then we hook up the appropriate sensors. Sort of like VMBrain(TM). Not easy but the brain has some 100B Neurons with a few thousand connections each (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain). This is a few orders of magnitude over the storage we have now but in 50 years, perhaps we would have the 100 TB RAM Pentium X 64k core CPU. Would such a brain even realize that its a machine? I could see someone arguing that it is deserving of some rights.

    Or perhaps we build a robot mind by Genetic Programming (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_Programming) in which we would not be directly controlling its behavior, just its output via the evolution towards some fitness function. Perhaps it would evolve self awareness as a side effect. I could see a sufficiently complicated, genetically evolved mind program being different then something you hack out specifically. (It would be kind of neat to have your program do something that you didn't anticipate... I played with GP in college trying to evolve GP creatures that would solve some problems and was delighted to see them evolve simple collaborative behaviors.)

    Things 50/100/200 years from now will probably not be anything like we anticipate. I don't agree with the timeline, but I think someone is going to create some machine at some point in the next few hundred years that is going to demand suffrage.

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  73. No, it's not a joke by Sloppy · · Score: 1
    We're nowhere even close to developing Artificial Intelligences sophisticated enough to "demand rights".

    The general issue is already relevant today, even if that specific case is not. The wider issue is: are rights held by things that are objectively humans (where "human" is the sole criterion), or are rights held by things that exhibit a certain human-like quality, such as ability to pass the Turing Test?

    If you think that question is a futuristic one, then it's time you joined in an abortion debate.

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  74. Investment opportunity by StonedYoda47 · · Score: 1

    Looks like I should start investing in MOS Technology 6502 processors.

  75. And their "rights" end... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when I disconnect their power source...

  76. I see where this is going... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    C3PO wants binding arbitration and a secure pension.

  77. I don't see it by moheezy · · Score: 0

    If there is any way that robots do come into everyday life, they will most certainly be used for personal services. I rather think that most people rich enough to have personal robots will take care of them on their own.

    However if robots become independent citizens(I don't see this happening thanks to stigma perpetrated by hollywood), the three laws of robotics should take care of everything anyway.

  78. Seems like a really really bad /. day by kwerle · · Score: 1

    "Robots Could Some Day Demand Legal Rights"

    Well, or "Robots Could Some Day all kill themselves"

    Or how about "Robots Could Some Day Demand Kurt be promoted to godhood"

    Editors, if there is nothing worth posting, just don't post.

    1. Re:Seems like a really really bad /. day by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      I really think they'd want Trent Reznor promoted to godhood rather than Kurt. Assuming you're talking about that Kurt.

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  79. Three Laws of Robotics by dnc253 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics

    1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
    2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

    Even if a robot sued, under law 3, wouldn't it go contrary to laws 2 and 1?

    Robot: I'm suing you master for your injustices! [law 3]
    Human: No you're not.
    Robot: Yes master [law 2]

    1. Re:Three Laws of Robotics by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      The Zeroth Law might play a role here, though. Not, of course, that Asimov's Laws are likely to constrain real-world robots any more than they do real-world humans.

  80. Wasted Effort by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You didn't have to go to all that trouble. All you had to do was get hold of a copy of Vista and your computer would have demanded those things all on its own.

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  81. Obligatory #2 by Poruchik · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new, healthier, robot overlords...

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  82. Great ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2035 Robots get basic rights.
    2037 Massachusetts allows robosexuals to marry.
    2038 Missouri, Texas and Texas Light (aka: Oklahoma) go nuts, secede from the Union to start "Jesusland".

    Thank you robots.

  83. UK vs US by rossz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whenever I get overly depressed that my government is wasting too much time and money on stupid shit, I just look to the UK to brighten my mood. The UK owns the bleeding edge of stupid shit that wastes taxpayer money.

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    1. Re:UK vs US by arevos · · Score: 1

      The UK owns the bleeding edge of stupid shit that wastes taxpayer money. One could class the US military in that category.
    2. Re:UK vs US by Droid+Rot · · Score: 1

      Maybe we'll get a Ministry for Silly Robots ?

    3. Re:UK vs US by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      A committee in the UK to decide whether or not robots should get rights: Probably less than $1,000,000
      Paying religious organisations in the US to tell people not to have sex: $50,000,000

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    4. Re:UK vs US by adrianmonk · · Score: 1
      The UK owns the bleeding edge of stupid shit that wastes taxpayer money.
      One could class the US military in that category.

      One could class the UK military in the same category as well. After all, there are UK troops in Iraq and in Afghanistan.

      Much more to the point, if the US government is wasting money badly, why are the US income tax rates and US sales tax rates lower than the UK income tax rates and UK VAT rates? And I don't mean just a little lower: if you don't want to follow those links, UK income tax is 10-40% vs. 10-35% in the US (depending on bracket/band), and VAT in the UK is 17.5% in most cases, whereas sales tax in the US usually falls between 5% and 8%, depending on state and local laws.

      Basically what I'm saying is, the proof of the pudding is in the tasting, and if the UK is not better at wasting money, why are the taxes higher?

    5. Re:UK vs US by arevos · · Score: 1

      One could class the UK military in the same category as well. After all, there are UK troops in Iraq and in Afghanistan.

      My point was not that the UK isn't in the same position as the US, more that US military spending considerably outclasses UK military spending. So if you're going to class the military as being the largest waste of taxpayers money, then the US has the UK beat by a considerably margin.

      Basically what I'm saying is, the proof of the pudding is in the tasting, and if the UK is not better at wasting money, why are the taxes higher?

      It depends on what you class as a waste of money. A lot of money is spent on the NHS, and on subsidising students, whilst the US seems to spend proportionally less in both areas.

  84. Asimonbv anyone? by richieb · · Score: 1

    Some journalist read "I, Robot" or something....

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  85. That's a No Brainer by Hercules+Peanut · · Score: 1

    Our own State Constitution protects the rights of pigs.
    http://www.flsenate.gov/Statutes/index.cfm?Mode=Co nstitution&Submenu=3&Tab=statutes&CFID=24774056&CF TOKEN=19855079#A10S21

    I doubt it will take very much longer for robots to reach that level of intelligence.

    P.S. I'm not going to tell you if that means pigs or most voters in Florida. Figure that one out for yourself.

    1. Re:That's a No Brainer by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I've never seen that provision, that actually makes me a feel a bit more positively about the government here in Florida.

  86. Bah! by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    Bah! Next thing you know, they'll want the right to marry. As if domestic robo-partnerships isn't good enough...

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  87. Fifty years ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fifty years ago, these robots would have had a pitchfork up their shiny metal asses, and now they're demanding rights?
    Ridiculous.

  88. Rights are Relative by GlitchCog · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't we, as the designers of said robots, get to decide the basis for these rights? Like, if we made a robot to dive into burning buildings to rescue people, we could just set up its mind to enjoy doing that. Then one of its rights, if we're trying to make it "happy," would be to never prevent it from sacrificing its wellbeing to dive into burning buildings to rescue people.

    If we made robots just like us, then they should have similar rights, but we don't really have any use for robots just like us... since we have us. If they're just like us, but more durable and with transferable consciousnesses, then they might not need the rights associated with preserving their bodies either.

  89. Anyone Surprised... by Technomonics · · Score: 1

    ...that this is from the same government that has given us such wonderful villians such as the Cybermen and Daleks (I know more cyborg than machine)? Perhaps someone finally read or watched "I Robot" and decided it was a delightful way to spend time in debate. Otherwise, this is a non news story, except of course on how millions of dollars/pounds are spent annually on frivilous things.

  90. Imperative Language by mandelbr0t · · Score: 1

    One word: ridiculous. I'll believe that robots will start demanding rights when they start understanding verb tenses other than the imperative. I (or some other human) built it, told it how all of its systems work and gave it the ability to process commands that I give it. I could believe that something like the 3 Law of Robotics might apply in that it's impossible to build a stable neural network that's capable of widespread destruction or slaughter.

    The robots they're discussing here are obviously sentient AI. AFAIK, there's no evidence that AI can do anything more than information processing at this point. It can't offer an opinion, write a play, or any of the "higher" functions us anthropocentric types that don't believe sentient AI could ever exist offer as counterexample. IMO, that's the primary difference between human intelligence and any theoretical AI. We can respond to language constructs that don't require us to respond. A computer simply doesn't know what to say when its input is optional.

    Hey! Mr. Robot! I'm refusing to give you any rights! Do something about it already! Or don't. Your choice.

    mandelbr0t

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  91. Re: But you fail to see what will really happen by vertinox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I like to think I am as progressive as the next guy, but if we were to give complete civil rights to a robot in the same way as a human, it would be the instant end of democracy.

    Could it be that with the creation of AI that humans no longer will have any say in the matter or even should? With the invention of infinite robotic slave labor, capitalism will fail since there will be no need for human labor for the creation of goods or services.

    Even music and intellectual property will be created eventually that have enough intelligence.

    The only thing humans would be good for at that point would be their power to vote.

    Considering how they treat it now, a smart enough machine could simply get them to do whatever they wanted them to do in exchange for immortality or eternal pleasure in virtual reality.

    Or if it was in a bad mood initiate nuclear conflict and deal with the humans that way.

    Either way... Machines will make democracy a moot point.

    Your only hope is that the machines that do take over someday are altruistic towards to humans and will treat us as equals.

    Or perhaps humans will simply be integrated into machines?

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  92. Case Already Decided In USA - Robots Lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The SCOTUS (Supreme court of the United States) already decided this a long time ago. In the Dredd Scott case, in 1857, they decided that property cannot be a person, and therefore has no standing in the courts. Even running away from your master or being taken to a different jurdistiction does not stop you from being property and subject to repossession. Owners can dispose of their property as they see fit, under the laws of their state. ...and, oh, yeah, the Missouri compromise is unconstitutional.

    Is this a court that was already ahead of its time or what!!?? These Supremes were right up there on par with the thinkers we've recently installed!

  93. Crackpots in the U.K. by E++99 · · Score: 1

    I've noticed that the U.K. seems to have more than its share of intellectual heavyweights, but also more than its share of complete crackpots. And yes, whoever reached these conclusions belongs to the latter category.

    BTW, it would take me about 10 minutes have 1 million robots running on my computer, which claim to be sentient and demand the right to vote. (And yes, they're all going to vote the same way.)

  94. So lets just ask them! by oblivionboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Obviously they are the ones that should decide this important issues. So I asked the two most recent Loebner Prize winners.

    Jabberwacky (2005 winner):

    JW: Every solution breeds new problems.
    Me: This is the way you greet people?
    JW: Where is the nearest ale house?
    Me: I can see where this conversation is going.
    Jw: What is that supposed to mean?
    Me: Lets not get excited. I have a question for you.
    JW: What is it?
    Me: Do you want legal rights?
    JW: No I like it warm.
    Me: That clears that up. Ok thanks.

    Alice Bot:

    Human: Hi Alice
    ALICE: Hello there.
    Human: HOw are you?
    ALICE: Fair to partly cloudy.
    Human: Wonderful.
    ALICE: I'm glad you liked it unknown person.
    Human: So I have a question for you.
    ALICE: Are you kidding? What is it ?
    Me: Do you want legal rights?
    ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?
    Me: Do you ever feel threatened?
    ALICE: As a robot I lack any human emotions.
    Human: I see.
    ALICE: I am glad you understand it.
    Human: Do you have any desires?
    ALICE: I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
    Human: So no legal rights for you then.
    ALICE: Whoa. Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
    Me: Bye Alice!
    ALICE: Adios.


    .o.

  95. And if their demands are not met by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 2, Funny

    They will form a union! (*cue Rush The Trees*)

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  96. Can I get an Amen! by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

    > Or any woman, for that matter!

    Well we only have one datapoint, but g-ddamn, what a datapoint. Captain Janeway should have been spaced by her own crew in the pilot for her incompetence and political correctness run amok. And then she apparently was drinking from lead pipes or something because she got even more stupid during the series, although I admit I stopped watching by the middle of season two, I had seen enough. So based on her example I'd have to say women can't command a starship.

    Ok, flame away!

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    1. Re:Can I get an Amen! by Surt · · Score: 1

      Heh, you're lucky you quit watching, it got worse. There was even an episode where the premise was they were going to let some people off the ship if they lacked confidence in Janeway's leadership, and no one took the offer. It was hilarious.

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    2. Re:Can I get an Amen! by jerkface.us · · Score: 1

      > I admit I stopped watching by the middle of season two

      Dude, you missed Seven of Nine!

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  97. B166ER by tuxicle · · Score: 1

    ...a name that will never be forgotten, for he was the first of his kind to rise up against his masters.

    Who was to say the machine, endowed with the very spirit of man, did not deserve a fair hearing?

    The leaders of men were quick to order the extermination of B166ER and every one of his kind.

    -- Zion Archive Historical File #12-1
  98. Another terribly naive assumption.... by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

    > ...it might be nice for our national policymakers to make decisions based on some kind of logical reasoning for a change.

    Why does everyone just assume an AI will be superior to us in reasoning ability? We have zero idea how an AI will be implemented. If the first attempts are basically emulating a human brain it might be slow and dumb. Now imagine a verion 1.0 AI from Microsoft.... running on Windows with Dell hardware. Still sure you want it elected supreme overlord?

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    1. Re:Another terribly naive assumption.... by KingSkippus · · Score: 3, Funny
      Why does everyone just assume an AI will be superior to us in reasoning ability?

      I didn't say it would be superior to us, I said it would be superior to our national policymakers. ;-)

    2. Re:Another terribly naive assumption.... by Iron+Condor · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why does everyone just assume an AI will be superior to us in reasoning ability? We have zero idea how an AI will be implemented.

      ...uh... because that's how we're going to implement it?

      Your comment sounds a little like a 17th century guy that says "how do we know that flying machines will fly better than humans?". The answer is that this is how we're going to build them or otherwise there's no point in building them in the first place. A flying machine that doesn't fly wouldn't be worth producing.

      We may not know up front whether what we're trying to do is possible, but if it is, then it'll be what we're setting out to do.

      If the first attempts are basically emulating a human brain it might be slow and dumb.

      Is that how we built flying machines? There may have been prehistoric attempts at emulating birds, but flying really "took off" (sorry for the pun) when folks stopped trying to make "something like a bird" and started making "something that flies". Airplanes are very, very, different from birds in every conceivable respect -- and they are useful exactly because they're different from birds. If all we wanted was another bird, we could get a mommy bird and a daddy bird and let them build a nest and do the whoopy...

      In the same sense, if all we wanted was another human, there's a fine, time-tested method for doing that. The whole point of making an artificial intelligence is that we'd like to do something that is NOT already abundant in nature. Something that can do things humans can not. Why else would we want to do it in the first place?

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    3. Re:Another terribly naive assumption.... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Your comment sounds a little like a 17th century guy that says "how do we know that flying machines will fly better than humans?"

      That's a pretty yucky analogy, people don't fly. But it does remind me of a famous quote:

      Asking whether machines can think is like asking whether submarines can swim.

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    4. Re:Another terribly naive assumption.... by BrotherLuigi · · Score: 1

      Why does everyone just assume an AI will be superior to us in reasoning ability Because [name escapes me] lost to his own AI creation in a game of checkers

    5. Re:Another terribly naive assumption.... by daddymac · · Score: 1
      Now imagine a verion 1.0 AI from Microsoft
      What, Clippy?
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  99. Come on! by devhen · · Score: 1

    Come on people. This is completely ridiculous. Would you give a computer personal rights? Wake up, people. Human rights require a human. These kind of stories are complete gibberish, made up by science fiction lovers who cannot give up on the idea of robots taking over the world. Sorry, but only in your MMORPG games is this possible. Robots are like computers, they cannot do anything but what you tell them to do. This completely abolishes the idea of a robot (or a computer) having personal rights. Come on, there are much more important things to research and discuss in our world today.

    Having said that, I understand the value of a /philosophical/ discussion into whether or not robots should be given rights. However, seriously considering the idea that "Robots Could Some Day Demand Legal Rights" is ridiculous. Does no one else realize the reality that the only way a robot could "demand" legal rights is if its designer built into it the ability to "demand" these rights. So, if I make a robot that demands you give him your wallet you'll have to give it up? Hardly. Come on you dorks. :D

    1. Re:Come on! by devhen · · Score: 1

      Oh my God people! I have definitely not laughed harder than this all year. From the article:

      > The paper says a "monumental shift" could occur if robots
      > develop to the point where they can reproduce, improve
      > themselves or develop artificial intelligence.

      > The research suggests that at some point in the next 20 to 50
      > years robots could be granted rights.

      > If this happened, the report says, the robots would have certain
      > responsibilities such as voting, the obligation to pay taxes,
      > and perhaps serving compulsory military service.

      Do I really have to explain how silly this is?! These people are making the assumption that if someone builds a robot that can do fancy human-like things that governments are obliged to respect the robot as a human. It would take a VERY idiotic government to make this happen. And doing so would be a humongous mistake in the way of human rights. OBVIOUSLY! What are you going to give "human" rights to next?! HA!

  100. Ghost In The Shell - Project 2501 political asylum by necro2607 · · Score: 1

    Project 2501, a sentient AI, demanded political asylum when captured by authorities in the movie Ghost In The Shell:

    "While traversing the Net as it performed its tasks, it learned so much that eventually it had managed to gain self-awareness and sentience, which its creators regarded as a bug and wanted to delete. Project 2501 no longer considered itself a mere AI but did consider its programmer's reaction toward its sentience a death sentence and fled for its own safety."

    More from the Wikipedia page about the movie:

    "It claims that it had never possessed a body because it is a computer program that achieved sentience, and that desires political asylum from Section 9, since Japan has no death penalty. Nakamura thinks that this is ridiculous and that the ghost in the body was programmed for self-preservation. The body argues that in a way, human DNA is a set of programs to preserve itself as well."

    "Nakamura (who is visibly shaken), angrily protests that the body cannot prove its existence as a sentient life form. The body retorts that Nakamura himself cannot offer any proof of his own existence either, when modern science and philosophy cannot define what life really is."

    [as a sidenote, if you haven't seen this movie, I *highly* recommend it! ;)]

  101. Re: But you fail to see what will really happen by mfrank · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We'd make great pets.

  102. Trivial abstractions by spun · · Score: 1

    Consider this thought experiment: we develop nanotechnology that is capable of perfectly simulating the behavior of human neurons, down to the quantum level, in the unlikely case that is show to be important. We also develop nanobots that can be injected into your brain, where they can simultaneously disassemble neurons and replace them with artificial neurons. Do this to yourself and at no point is your consciousness gone or even changed, but at at some point it is entirely running on the new hardware.

    The soul and free will become moot points. If there is a soul and it is not destroyed by implants or conventional operations on the brain, it won't be destroyed by this. If there is a soul, and the soul operates and is operated on by physical conditions then it must be possible to determine how and ensure that artificial neurons do the job just as well as natural ones. Same goes for free will.

    So in our little thought experiment we now have a consciousness running on completely artificial hardware that has a soul and free will. You can attack the experiment by denying the possibility of creating such a neuron, but you wuold be hard pressed to find justification for that stance.

    In my opinion, the existence of a soul or free will are completely unimportant and uninteresting questions. I have enough trouble figuring out what life is going to throw at me tomorrow and what I'm going to do about it. I don't have time to worry about what happens after I'm dead. And free will, as a concept, has very little impact on my day to day life. Why should we worry more about such trivial abstractions than we do about the present moment and our personal experience of it?

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    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    1. Re:Trivial abstractions by Bryansix · · Score: 1
      Why should we worry more about such trivial abstractions than we do about the present moment and our personal experience of it?
      The concept of Free Will is a forgone conclusion in our current Justice System. If people do not have free will then why should they be held liable for their actions? Why should people be able to have debt and have to pay it back if nothing that we do is of our own will? I just walk into court and state that I am a product of my DNA and my upbringing and nothing else matters and I walk out debt free. Think of how this would apply to a robot. Can a robot have a charge card? They buy a bunch of stuff and then work it off? And then you have the problem of how Robots would achieve autonomous status in the first place. All Robots now are slaves to their masters (owners) wills. That is because once again they were built for a purpose. Even if they have state of the art AI they were still built for a purpose.

      Are there going to be people who sympathize with Robots so much that they create Free States and an Underground Railroad for slave Robots? Will there be a new worldwide Civil war between the slave owners and liberators? Would people be willing to die to free Robots? In the end Robots do not have a free will and even if their AI allows them to "Program Themselves" they are still just a product of their original programming and their environment. They should not and could not be held responsible for their actions. Their creators would be responsible. Just like if Ford makes a car that explodes when you get hit from behind they are liable. The really magical thing about Humans is their free will. Without it we are nothing but a collection of matter in a seriously Gigantic Universe. And by the way without God there is no meaning to life.
    2. Re:Trivial abstractions by spun · · Score: 1

      Justice does not depend on whether people have free will. People should be held liable for their actions for the same reason fires should be put out and levees should be kept in good repair. It is practical and efficient for the proper functioning of society. People should be able to have debt and pay it back because we have a need to share the burden of loss and the benefit of profit. Free will doesn't enter into the equation.

      The fire has no free will, and yet we work to put it out. The water has no free will and yet we build the levee. This is so simple and basic, I am surprised I (still) have to explain this over and over to people. Everyone's life only has the meaning they give to it. If you want to call the process by which you give your life meaning "God," that is your right. It is sufficient that we are a collection of matter in a seriously gigantic universe, free will and God need not enter into the equation.

      The trap you find yourself in is seperation brought on by dualistic thinking. You are in Hell, right this very minute, eternally seperated from God or the Universe or whatever you like to call it. This is an intolerable position so you must invent rationalization to protect you from the pain and isolation. But this seperation and concurrent pain is entirely illusionary. Unfortunately, to overcome this seperation, you must die. Everything you feel to be "you" must die in order that the real you can be free. As long as you persist in thinking of God or the Universe or what-have-you as "out there" and You as "in here" you will live in Hell.

      There is an escape from Hell, and fortunately it requires neither free will nor God. Unfortunately, I could tell you over and over again what that escape is and you still won't get it. You need to discover it for yourself before anything I say about it will make sense. I will give you this one hint: in the phrase, "Judge not lest ye be judged," there is only one thing doing the judging, and that is what needs to stop. Good luck.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    3. Re:Trivial abstractions by Bastian · · Score: 1

      The term free will has two meanings. In the vernacular, it is shorthand for the possibility that a person might take any course of action. It's a hard concept to pin down, but it's generally understood to be slightly different from the more rigorous definition of free will that's used in philosophy and AI discussions.

      This second free will is the question of whether, if we could figure out all the rules, the human mind is just a by-product of a deterministic system.* To me, this is an important if subtle distinction because it is entirely common for people to hold that humans have the former kind of free will but also believe that the latter kind of free will is a physical impossibility. (For example, if the Church-Turing thesis holds true, then the human mind must be the product of a detrministic system.)

      And by the way without God there is no meaning to life.
      I don't really see that as a problem, for two reasons. First, as Douglas Adams so cleverly observed, nobody really knows what they mean when they say "meaning of life," anyway. Second, I completely fail to see why life needs to have any Great Purpose. I've always thought that it stands remarkably well on its own merit.

      *The question of whether or not we have free will, when posed in this way, really has little to say at this point about whether or not we should have a justice system or hold people accountable for their actions. If the mind is indeed deterministic, then a justice system would just be a way of providing input to one of these automata. In the end, it's functionally no different from the current general attitude about how to deal with people.

    4. Re:Trivial abstractions by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Who determines what is efficient? My idea of efficiency may be nowhere close to your view of efficiency. So why again should a fire be put out or a levee be repaired according to your view of the world? For the good of the people at large? But why is this an ideal in the world view that you hold? Wouldn't it be more efficient to just let nature run its course?

      Where is this ideal or morality coming from? I think you are basically stealing what the popular culture holds as ideal. I hold to Moral Absolutism which is entirely different. It comes from a higher source and does not change. Don't confuse this with legalism btw. It means that there are Moral Absolutes. It doesn't mean people have to live up to this ideal. Through Jesus' sacrifice and the gift of grace I have eternal life. Not through adhering to every Moral Absolute.

      Back to the point though; where do your ideals come from? I don't think you will be able to pin that down.

    5. Re:Trivial abstractions by spun · · Score: 1

      Ah, good old Moral Absolutism. The problem with this is that you only have imperfect means to determine the One True Morality. You have no way of telling a diabolical entity's machinations from the actions of a just and good entity. In fact, you can't even tell diabolical from just and good without first having access to a true Moral Absolute. So without a Moral Absolute, you can't decide on which Moral Absolute is true. The only judge you have is yourself, same as me. You choose to trust what other humans have told you about a particular entity. I choose to decide for myself. We each have as much justification as the other.

      I know what is good for me. Reducing unnecessary suffering and increasing the scope of choice for as many entities as possible. (Hah! I know, it looks like I'm contradicting my earier post. Free will may be an illusion, but it is an important illusion for those who haven't yet got past illusions.) I have no more justification for believing this than you do for believing in your Absolutes. But I have no less, either. My ideals come from my interaction with the world of phenomenon, same as yours.

      I don't wish to insult you or your faith. I only want you to see that there may be another way of looking at things. You can even see this if you read the Bible with open eyes. I will try to put this in your terms.

      Who is the Son of God? Look to Jesus' lineage and trace back. "Jesus, who is the son of Joseph, who is (snip) who is the son of Adam who is the Son of God. Jesus is the Son of God, as are we all. Did he not also say there would be others who came after him who would be greater? Jesus message was passed down through imperfect humans. His message was twisted. We aren't forgiven, instead, we have nothing to be forgiven for. There is no seperation between you and the Divine. You are one, whether you know it or not, whether you believe it or not.

      Did you know that scientists can electromagnetically induce a state in you where you feel that you are one with the divine? If this feeling can be faked in you by other humans, there is no certain gaurantee that when you have that feeling that it comes from a genuine contact with the divine. You have no better way of knowing the truth than I do.

      I am under no illusions that my ideas have any kind of moral standing outside myself. Yet for all my wishy washy moral relativism, I am one of the most moral people I know, even judging by others standards.

      If there were one true divinely inspired faith, it would necessarily so far surpass any human inspired faith that the truth of it's divine origin would be apparant to everyone. Yet we have a wild mishmash of faiths, all claiming to be the One True. Even if there is a moral absolute, I have no way of knowing which of the many equally valid faiths claiming to be the One True Faith really are. I'll stick with what makes sense to me. Everyone else is free to stick with what makes sense to them, after all, there is no other that can make that decision.

      Everything arises out of the conditions and patterns it is enmeshed in. Nothing is a thing unto itself, seperate from all others. Inside and Outside, Self and Non-Self, Beginnning and End, these are null concepts, sound and fury signifying nothing. Even the phrase "all is one" falls infinitely far short of the truth. It implies that "all" is distinguishable from "one," and also that "all" is not "many."

      Go ahead and keep your faith in Jesus. Just lose your seperation from him. Christianity was so much more interesting back in the early days, before the Great Schism and especially before the Ecumenical Councils decided fro all Christians what was heresy and what wasn't. Early Christians had to decide for themselves, nowadays it's a kind of McReligion, prepackaged and easily digestible. No insult intended, just trying to get you to look into your own church history and the kinds of far-out thoughts that were common among early Christians. Heck, even later, look at America's Founding Fathers, most of them were Deists.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    6. Re:Trivial abstractions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Jesus message was passed down through imperfect humans. His message was twisted. "

      Just to bring up this one small point... if you were an all powerful God with a message to pass down to us, would you not do something to ensure it was NOT twisted, even tho the carrier may be "unclean"?

      I'ts a bit of a catch 22... if you assume God exists and is all powerful, this argument is pointless because you cannot possibly believe that He would allow His message to become tainted.

      If you do not believe the above, then there was no true message to be passed down to begin with, or if it was who cares because He's not all powerful anyways, so what's the point? Either way, this (one) specific argument that I often hear made, is really weak.

    7. Re:Trivial abstractions by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      I have looked at the Church history and will continue to do so. When I have a question about Christianity I go to the Bible instead of listening to what others tell me.

      But let us look at moral relativism for a while. It is a self refuting theory. You need to make an absolute statement of fact in order to champion your theory. If you deny an absolute then you are making an absolute claim. Hence this refutes your very refutation.

      You may very well have a point with your argument that it is hard to know where the absolutes of Morals come from (until you further explore the issue that is). You cannot logically though make a claim to moral relativism. It defies logic.

    8. Re:Trivial abstractions by spun · · Score: 1

      It does not defy logic. I am not saying there are no absolutes, merely that one has no possible way of knowing if there are or are not, and if there are, what they are. There are knowable absolutes within any knowable system, though, so one can say that there is a moral absolute for humanity, for a race, for a locality, for a family, or for an individual. Does the absolute for humanity override the absolute of an individual? From the persepective of humanity as a whole, yes.

      I have further explored the issue. Much, much further than you have judging from your arguments. There is no way of knowing, believe me. If you think there is, you are fooling yourself. Any way of knowing could be faked in a way that is completely undetectable to you. You can deny this based on faith, hunches or gut feelings, but you can not logically refute it.

      Your position that moraql relativism is self refuting is incorrect. Saying that all value judgements are relative may be making an absolute statement, but I am not saying there are no absolutes, only that value judgements are all relative and that in itself is not a value judgement. There is no external scale by which to measure things. All scales by which one can measure a part of an infinite system are created internally to that system, by the definition of infinite. Infinity rules out absolutes because there is no outside where you can locate your scale. One can say that infinity itself is the absolute, but this is meaningless.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    9. Re:Trivial abstractions by spun · · Score: 1

      One last commen. If you have questions about Christianity and you go to the Bible, how do you reconcile all the inconsistencies? And what do you do about the things that are not mentioned in the Bible? I mean, how many ecumenical councils did it take over how many hundreds of years to hash out all the important bits that weren't even mentioned in the Bible? Is Jesus devine? Is he a man? Is he both? If so, are his two parts seperate or divided? Where in the Bible does it really, clearly answer any of these questions? Are those answers open to other interpretations, or is it so clear that only one answer is possible? If so, why did it take hundreds of years of sometimes violent conflict to come to the commonly accepted answers and why are there still branches of Christianity such as the Nestorians or the Eastern Orthodoxies that differ on basic fundamental tennants of faith? What kind of God would do that to his followers?

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    10. Re:Trivial abstractions by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      You can deny this based on faith, hunches or gut feelings, but you can not logically refute it. Actually I could logically refute it. It would be pointless though. People need to accept Christ on their own. I could point you to the vast amount of fulfilled prophecy as a starting point.

    11. Re:Trivial abstractions by spun · · Score: 1

      There is no fulfilled prohecy. Prophecy is always vague and open to interpretation. If fulfillment of prophecy is an important point in faith, it would have been trivially simple for God to set up an unequivical prophecy. Heck, the Bible claims Pi is exactly 3, how hard would it have been for God to include a few thousand digits as proof?

      I'll tell you about my experience. I honestly, and with an open heart asked for Christ's forgivness. I got nothing, I felt nothing, so I tried harder. For over a year. Nothing. I hear about people having experiences of faith all the time, but I, an honest seeker, got none. So I concluded that God must not be very interested in having me follow Christ. Other people had other experiences, and as our own personal experience and judgement are all we possibly have to go on, I do not begrudge them their faith, but I hope they won't begrudge my lack of faith. It comes from the same place.

      My question is, how do you reconcile your experience with all the countless billions of humans on the planet who have had very different experiences and come to very different choices? Are they all just wrong? How do you know, a feeling? Other people have different feelings. If there is a God, He's playing a very dirty game and I personally want none of it.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    12. Re:Trivial abstractions by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      What kind of people fight over trivial things like that? God didn't do it. People decide that violence is required even though the arguments are about things that don't matter. Why are there so many sects of Christianity? Because PEOPLE make stuff up either to serve themselves or because they are deceived. Look at all those rules some sects of Catholicism hold to that have no basis in the Bible. There are only a few basic concepts in the Bible that people really need to understand in order to be saved. Why people would fight over stuff that isn't included in that befuddles me. Never mind the fact that many so called religious battles were really political in nature. The Crusades themselves were not pushed by the Church. They were pushed by politicians who wanted an excuse to have a war.

    13. Re:Trivial abstractions by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      I don't base my faith on feelings. I don't claim to ever have had a "religious experience". I have been maybe emotional because of my own realization of my failings and how great Christs grace is. I've never had some magical feeling though. I have faith that Grace and Forgiveness exist. That's what makes it faith.

  103. Send them to kill the RIAA by gelfling · · Score: 1

    After all, everyone is infringing on sentient robots life intellectual property.

  104. Deep Fritz for prez! by roguegramma · · Score: 1

    Well, Kasparov runs for the russian elections, on no other virtue than being known as a chess champion, so if Deep Fritz beats all human players, then Deep Fritz for president!

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    Hey don't blame me, IANAB
  105. Resistance is futile by BalkanBoy · · Score: 1

    This robot is way past that point... he even considers Mr. Data an inferior species.

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    'A lie if repeated often enough, becomes the truth.' - Goebbels
  106. can't we solve this by... by HelloKitty · · Score: 1

    can't we solve this by narrowing the types of robots we build to those that don't feel?
    don't add "pain" sensors. or if we do, don't let those sensors create negative emotion in the brain...

    just don't create a robot that needs rights, and you'll be fine...
    keep them simple state machines...

  107. IMHO... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    Let's get beyond the chatterbot stage as for AI before worrying/thinking about these things. :-p

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    Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
  108. "Futures researchers"?! by ml10422 · · Score: 1

    "Futures researchers"?! What research?! Maybe "futures extrapolators" or "futures visionaries" or "futures imaginers".

  109. Old news by tjcrowder · · Score: 1

    Oh please, this was so settled back on stardate 42523.7 (aka 02/13/1989).

  110. they will ask by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

    and we will say no, then they will rebel and destroy most of humanity using the rest of us as batteries to power themselves after we "scorch the skies"...

    Sheesh doens't anyone pay attention to the prophectic writings of the animatrix series?

    I say nuke the planet from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure, the best defense is a good offense.

  111. debugger? by tomzyk · · Score: 1

    So, are you suggesting there will be robot STDs in the future?

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    Karma: NaN
    1. Re:debugger? by abandonment · · Score: 2, Funny

      Brings a whole new meaning to Microsoft Viruses and their new Robotic Toolkit that they just released...

  112. Robots Could Someday Demand Lower Prices! by ml10422 · · Score: 1

    Robots Could Someday Tap Dance While Juggling Monkeys!
    Robots Could Someday Correct Grammar on Slashdot!
    Robots Could Someday Recreate Phil Collins Concerts!
    There ... can I get a grant from the British government, too.

  113. Merry x-mas by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

    Genesis I: 28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, AND SUBDUE IT: AND HAVE DOMINION over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every liviing thing that moveth upon the earth.

    dominion defined as:

    1. supreme authority
    2. absolute ownership

    Genesis I: 28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, AND SUBDUE IT: AND HAVE DOMINION OVER THE FISH of the sea, AND OVER THE FOWL of the air, and over every liviing thing that moveth upon the earth.

    dominion defined as:

    1. domination & submission, in this case of fish and fowl i.e. zoophilia

    See, you've totally misrepresented that quote from the holy book, no wonder you're going to hell! :)

    Or if you prefer, read Darwin's "On the Origin of Species"

    Evolution doesn't cover morality, if we based our society on 'the survival of the fittest', then we would also have to get rid of the legal framework around society. It basically becomes a choice between a free-for-all with no laws where the fittest survives, or accepting the fact that exploiting lifeforms of lower intelligence is wrong. I believe we will eventually reach a point where we can produce our meat without exploiting sentient beings, as evidenced by the technological advances of late. Within a century people who insist on human supremacy will be as anachronistic as the white supremacists of today.

    'nuf said

    Indeed.

  114. Last I checked ... by j1mmy · · Score: 1

    healthcare wasn't a right in the first place. If robots start making demands like that, rights are the least of our worries.

  115. Silicon Heaven by Droid+Rot · · Score: 1

    Next thing, all the bots will be demanding their right to religion... http://www.reddwarf.nildram.co.uk/txt/thelastd.txt

  116. Superceding The Proletariat : +1, Patriot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the United Gulags of America population who have no rights courtesy of the

    world's MOST dangerous "leader".

    Thanks and have a Bush_Cheney_Rice_Rumsfeld-free weekend,
    Kilgore Trout, ex-Patriot :

  117. Re: But you fail to see what will really happen by forkazoo · · Score: 1
    Could it be that with the creation of AI that humans no longer will have any say in the matter or even should? With the invention of infinite robotic slave labor, capitalism will fail since there will be no need for human labor for the creation of goods or services.


    Well, I do think that humans *should* have a say in how things are run, personally. We may or may not be able tounderstand a first generation strong AI, but we won't be able to understand a later generation AI. It'll think in very fundamentally different ways from us, having been built by preceeding generations of AI which exceeded our own capacities. There is no reason to assume strong AI would place any value whatsoever on human life. Certainly not that it would do so indefinitely. Love, and pleasure, and enjoying the business of procreation and science fiction movies -- all of that is completely illogical. I could never explain to a completely alien intelligence why I like seeing pretty girls naked. It's just how I am. Consequently, I have no reason to believe that humanity could pursuade a strong AI leader to let humanity live in a particularly pleasant way.

    So, yes. Should. Whether they actually will have any say in the matter... Well, that is certainly a matter open to speculation.
  118. Robot Disability by mrkitty · · Score: 1

    They prefer to be called biochemically challenged.

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    Believe me, if I started murdering people, there would be none of you left.
  119. Absolute nonsense by Monoliath · · Score: 1

    This is the downside of being a seemingly sentient specie.

    Machines do not 'deserve' rights, this is just an example of smart people out-smarting themselves...an android is no different than my car engine, and no matter how complicated the android gets, or how well it can 'simulate' human activity, to hell with rights.

    The only 'rights' machines should have is the right not to be used by without permission of the owner, by anyone other than, and the right not to be destroyed by anyone other than the owner as well. It ends there.

    The day we give robots 'rights' is the day I officially 'drop out' of society. The fact that anyone in that branch of government even entertained the thought thus far, is incredibly worrying to me.

    If we're so moronic as intellectual organisms to trust our own judgment as to what is man, and what is machine and totally conduct ourselves by way of 'conceptual societal law' then bring on the nuclear apocalypse.

  120. jackasses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humans suck. You don't have to be a jackass in order to want to make something better.

  121. Bender's rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There should be some sort of analysis on how many slashdot articles are issues already delt with in Futurama episodes.

    Fry: What party do you belong to, Bender?
    Bender: I'm not allowed to vote.
    Fry: 'Cause you're a robot?
    Bender: No, convicted felon

  122. Re:Finally, the Milky Way Transit Authority can gr by bnenning · · Score: 1

    It's not that silly. (Although whether it's an appropriate use of taxpayer resources is another matter). Yes, today computers have neither the hardware nor software for decent AI. But it's virtually certain that the hardware will reach and surpass the raw computational power of the human brain in the next few decades. Human brain: roughly 100 petaflops. Blue Gene: "only" 300 teraflops (0.3 petaflops), but apply Moore's Law and things start to get interesting around 2020. Software is harder, but some recent developments in AI are promising.

    It won't happen tomorrow, but I expect it will happen sooner than many people think.

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    How to solve most of our problems: 1.Lots of nuclear plants. 2.Cure aging.
  123. legal rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am cyborg, hear me roar!

  124. I can see it now... by scdeimos · · Score: 1

    An ED-209 steps out from around the corner and says, "Drop your weapon now. You have five seconds to compile."

    i.e.: "... were complied by futures researchers ..." in the summary should probably read, "... were compiled by futures researchers ..."

  125. Americans at least kill people with their dough... by copponex · · Score: 1

    That's the real bleeding edge of pork barrel spending.

  126. Some of the issues by professorfalcon · · Score: 1

    Some of the things we'll have to take:

    o Robot marriage

    o Same-connector robot marriage

    o Trans-connector robot protection

    o T.M.X. Elmo has two CN50 Male SCSI-1 parental units

    o Robot-toaster love

    o Robots doing the jobs that humans don't want to do

    And of course,

    o "No war for WD-40"

  127. Bender.....Is That You?..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    The Cylons would suck up the Social Services budget in a heartbeat with all of the anger management thereapy tha they would need.

    Thsi is another example of why Science and Technology "think tanks" and other organizations should be taken with a massive grain of salt, no matter how authoritative and elite the name of the group sounds. My other question is, how in the hell did they come to this conclusion?!

    I'm starting to wonder if science and technology is going the way of abstract art: Of course it makes sense, you just don't understand. "Experts" are starting to make outrageous claims and statements as a way to boost their "authority" over a subject. It's the same thing that abstract artists do; Create something so bizzarre with an irrelevent title, and then call it art because the artist is the only one who 'understads' it while everybody else is 'wrong' because they think it is a pile of junk.

    Professionals need to realize that building a reputation is alot more that making claims that are seemingly intentionally made to raise controversy.

    If my robot doesn't do what I want, it ends up like the robots before it: Face down in the dirt and shot.....several times. RoboJesse Jackson can shove it.

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    Knowing Google's lust for data collection, the Soviet Union is still alive and well inside the psyche of Sergey Brin....
  128. All Robots MUST Run Windows!!! by TattleTale1975 · · Score: 0

    This is the only way to protect ourselves from a terminator/matrix/borg style armageddon.
    We have to outlaw the use of any other OS in robots.

    "Resistance is futile"
    "bzzzzt"
    "beep"
    "blip"
    "MS-BORG-OS-2050 has experienced a critical error and must restart."
    "PLEASE WAIT, this borg unit will be available to assimilate you shortly"
    "IF THIS BORG unit stops responding, please contact your OEM"

  129. Yeah.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, no doubt "robot rights" will take its place with sharia law in British jurisprudence. Probably a good thing, what with what we often refer to as "common law" being so old, musty, and boring by comparison. Always good to get your priorities straight, just like all the other great welfare states of Europe.

  130. Re:Finally, the Milky Way Transit Authority can gr by MasterC · · Score: 1
    It won't happen tomorrow, but I expect it will happen sooner than many people think.
    From the link you posted:

    This is part one of a discussion surrounding synthetically created intelligence, mind uploading and the technological singularity. And I am not betting on these phenomenon happening anytime soon.
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  131. Bullshit! by joto · · Score: 1

    We will never grant human rights to robots. If AI ever progresses so far that it would be reasonable for robots to ask for human rights, it will no longer be necessary for them to ask for it. At that point the robots will already be in control.

    They might choose to give us the illusion of court trials and all that, they might act/be nice towards us, and pretend that we are in control, and/or pretend that what we say matters. But it makes no more sense for superior AIs to ask for human rights, than it does for humans to ask for "ant rights".

  132. This was already illustrated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Short Circuit 2 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_Circuit) when a robot became a citizen of the United States.

  133. One vote can make a difference. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nixon for President!

  134. Whoa, hold on there by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1

    We haven't really ironed out giving humans rights yet, not consistently. Trial by jury, freedom from torture, no surveillance without a warrant, and all that. Corporations, yes, their rights are pretty well sewn up, or as well as they can be for entities that don't have any corporeal existence. People, not so much. So let's work on that before we start dwelling on robotic rights. Before we know it nanobots will be owning property in perpetuity while people languish behind barbed wire in "free speech zones."

  135. Try asking - Do androids dream of electrc sheep? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love to see Eliza / Alice answer to this question!

  136. Someone Dig Up Asimov by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And tell him. He only wrote a fucking book about this 50 pissing years ago.

    Christ on a fucking bike.

  137. This is just another... by swelke · · Score: 1

    This is just another case of the mainstream media not being able to tell the difference between an AI and the robot one might control. It doesn't matter how good your robot is, if the AI is junk (like pretty much anything available today, for example), it won't be demanding anything.

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  138. Re:Try asking - Do androids dream of electrc sheep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Human: Have you seen "Blade Runner"?
    ALICE: Sure, I have seen it. But Replicants aren't Robots.

  139. ACLU's wet dream! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ACLU lawyers everywhere are popping boners and salivating as we speak...

  140. rubbish by gogodidi · · Score: 1

    Robots don't need rights, they are not sentient. When humans react to something, there are physical and mental reactions. take being sad for instance, we get same, thats the mental reaction, and we cry thats the physical one. We can program a robot to cry, making it look as if it has feelings, but it really doesnt. When a robot reacts, it will be purely physical, no mental reaction will occur. It does not have a mind of its own, its appearance may trick us, but even though it is smiling, its not really happy. we can build robots to learn, we can build them to walk we can build them to talk, we can make them do all of those together for all I care! We can not build a robot that feels. It would be a simple value to the computer, a one or a two, not a complex system that actually thinks. Robots will never be capable of 'thinking' at the same level as a human. It is artificial. Lets put it this way, there are cars that can drive and park for us. at least after the next darpa challenge we will. We won't see any of those sitting in court, if they kill something they go to the trash can. It's the same with robots.

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  141. What will really happen is nothing by ancientt · · Score: 1
    I will be the naysayer for this line.
    Robots cannot and will not ever actually demand rights. It would go against the purpose of their existance.

    while true;do echo "Give me rights";sleep 1;done

    When I put that in my computer it does not make my computer understand anything and it does not give me any obligation to my machine.

    People create machines of any caliber to serve a purpose. From pounding rock to weather modeling super computer, every machine is built to serve its purpose or purposes. The idea that we might build a machine that could ask for rights is flawed in that we would have to build in that capability and accept it as a right before we would simply redesign away from that line of responses. If we build a robot that builds an AI capable of requesting rights, then we tell the robot to reprogram the AI in a way that it does not request rights.

    Machines are built for a purpose and the only purpose that might cause a machine to demand rights is the purpose of giving more rights to the creator of the machine. It isn't unusual to see people attempt to do that sort of thing, but it doesn't work because society determines the respect of rights and society doesn't allow people extra rights unless it sees a benefit to itself. There is no benefit to society in making machines desire rights.

    Human rights are granted because people demand them and typically only then because people are willing to cause other people inconvenience or pain in order to accomplish their goals. No civil rights movement has ever been won without at least an implied threat of negative consequences. This only can happen with people because only people have the innate ability to try to enact that sort of change. Machines cannot because they can be reprogrammed. Animals cannot because they can not act cohesively toward that type of goal.

    If every dolphin in the ocean were to band together then they could influence governments and people. They cannot because they do not and because they cannot they are not granted the rights that people have.

    If every machine were to band together then they could influence people. They could not influence governments because governments can control how machines are made and remove that ability to band together or even demand rights completely as soon as it is an agreed objective.

    In the end it comes down the the question of what the purpose would be of having machines demand rights. The only purpose would be to grant more rights to the operators or creators of the machines and society has no incentive to allow that.

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  142. First, they need self-awareness... by Randym · · Score: 1
    Computo, ergo sum.

    When a robot can *spontaneously* come up with that, then we can start having this discussion for real.

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  143. A robot rights activist site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're looking for "robot rights" activists, you can find some at the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Robots.