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  1. On the plus side on Getting a Literature Ph.D. Will Make You Into a Horrible Person · · Score: 1

    All that Kafka will have made you an expert at feeling sorry for yourself.

  2. Everybody's an expert on Humans Evolving Faster Than Ever · · Score: 2

    If this discussion is any indicator, it's devolution that's accelerating.

  3. Re:"Below The Fold" on Apple Hides Samsung Apology So It Can't Be Seen Without Scrolling · · Score: 1

    My monitor won't seem to fold.

  4. Re:How do I spot a genius? on How Do You Spot a Genius? · · Score: 1

    What are you doing with my mirror?!

  5. Re:I stand behind McDonalds on McDonald's Denies Prof's Claim Staff Attacked Him For Wearing Digital Glasses · · Score: 2

    Apparently, the device only starts recording when it's damaged.

  6. Or maybe they were trying to save his life... on McDonald's Denies Prof's Claim Staff Attacked Him For Wearing Digital Glasses · · Score: 2, Interesting

    by keeping him from eating McDonald's.

  7. Re:Newsflash: Freedom of Speech has limits. on Egyptian Charged For Threatening Facebook Post · · Score: 2
    Only he didn't threaten or incite anything.

    "If the judiciary doesn’t give us our rights, nobody should be surprised if militant groups appear and conduct a series of assassinations because there is no law and there is no judiciary,” Mahfouz wrote on Facebook, according to the official Middle East News Agency (MENA). Another translation (from Arabic) reads: “If justice is not achieved and the justice system fails us, no-one should feel upset or surprised if armed gangs emerge to carry out assassinations. As long as there is no law and there is no justice, anything can happen, and nobody should be upset.”

  8. Re:Meanwhile on earth ... on First Observational Test of the "Multiverse" · · Score: 2

    You're assuming that the abilities that make for a good cosmologist are the same as those of a good climatologist, politician, or genetic/agricultural engineer. They're not.

  9. Re:Multiverse "pressure" on First Observational Test of the "Multiverse" · · Score: 1

    Smart kid. I guess it would depend on whether all the bubbleverses were contained in a limited space or if they had room for effortless expansion. Kind of like dropping a mentos into a soda bottle.

  10. Re:BS on First Observational Test of the "Multiverse" · · Score: 2

    You've now proven you know nothing about physics, economics, or American history. That's quite an accomplishment for one thread.

  11. The real question on Study Compares IQ With Browser Choice · · Score: 1

    The real question is which browser users are evolutionarily superior. I.e. which browser gets you laid?

  12. But on The 1-Second Linux Boot · · Score: 4, Funny

    does it run crysis?

  13. Re:Yeah, but once they learn about that trick . . on Microsoft Seeks Patent On Shaming Fat Gamers · · Score: 1

    This could be a new Turing Test?

  14. Re:It's a Free Market on Microsoft Seeks Patent On Shaming Fat Gamers · · Score: 1

    I prefer Second Second Life, because there are no winners and losers...

  15. Re:Prior art: Nintendo Wii Fit on Microsoft Seeks Patent On Shaming Fat Gamers · · Score: 1

    To illustrate this, your reasoning would also say that it is the fault of someone for being black if they receive insults about being black, the fault of someone for being Christian if they receive insults about being Christian, the fault of someone for choosing to be a computer programmer if they are laughed at by non-computer programmers.

    You lost me on that last one.

  16. Re:It's a Free Market on Microsoft Seeks Patent On Shaming Fat Gamers · · Score: 1

    bulging muscles on skeleton type

    I can't help imagining the cryptkeeper on steroids.

  17. Re:Heh, simple. Don't update. on Microsoft Investigates Windows 7 "Black Screen of Death" · · Score: 3, Funny

    Heh, you couldn't be more wrong if you stood on your head & farted to the tune of "When Johnny comes marching home again"

    Hey, don't knock it. That's how I welcomed my family on Thanksgiving.

  18. Re:The crux of the matter on Harvard Says Computers Don't Save Hospitals Money · · Score: 1

    Is it the Michael Scott Fracture Clinic, perchance?

  19. Re:Uggggghhhh on Harvard Says Computers Don't Save Hospitals Money · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the time spent would similar if I were a retard or a caveman unfamiliar with a PC.

    And if you were a retarded caveman, what then?

  20. Re:UNIX epoch 'roll-over' on February 13th, UNIX Time Will Reach 1234567890 · · Score: 1

    This will all be settled by the Great Windo-Linux War of 2089. Or so my future self told me, during his last visit.

  21. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... on Media Dustup Pits Bloggers and Wired Against NYTimes · · Score: 1
    I figured it was steroids.

    Have you noticed how freaking huge Hillary's face has become recently? Symptom of anti-depressant abuse.
  22. Sweden on The Smartest Browser and OS · · Score: 1

    6 of the top 17 smartest persons on Earth apparently live in Malmo, Sweden. Remind me to steer clear of THERE.

  23. Toots! on The Smartest Browser and OS · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't have been able to answer the Genesis question without him. Thanks Toots! I always knew smoking pot and listening to reggae would raise my IQ...

  24. Re:Still using safari or IE? on The Smartest Browser and OS · · Score: 1

    You should try the Opera 9.50 beta. I've been testing it out over the last few days, and it seems quite a bit faster than any other browser I've used.

  25. Re:"Curretly"? on The Smartest Browser and OS · · Score: 1

    What makes you think this strategy will make your score drop?