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Apple Hides Samsung Apology So It Can't Be Seen Without Scrolling

An anonymous reader writes "Apple today posted its second Samsung apology to its UK website, complying with requests by the UK Court of Appeal to say its original apology was inaccurate and link to a new statement. As users on Hacker News and Reddit point out, however, Apple modified its website recently to ensure the message is never displayed without visitors having to scroll down to the bottom first."

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  1. OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The lawyers are probably going to get put in front of the bar for their shite advice to these pricks too.

    Banned product, I reckon. And some few billion in compensatory damages to Samsung. It seems the only thing they won't weasel out like a spoilt four-year-old is being slammed down hard financially.

    1. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by EGSonikku · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The funny thing is, you actually believe this.

      Samsung doesn't deserve shit, and Apple is making more money than god. But keep telling yourself they are in trouble. Those with Apple stocks will be laughing all the way to the bank. People like you have been predicting the death of Apple for decades. It must really piss off the Linux community that the biggest *nix based consumer share doesn't belong to Linux, but OS X.

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    2. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It must really piss off the Linux community that the biggest *nix based consumer share doesn't belong to Linux, but OS X.

      I guess Android no longer counts as Linux.

    3. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by EGSonikku · · Score: 0

      I'm comparing Linux computer share in the consumer market vs OS X. If you're going to count Android as Linux, then don't forget iOS is OS X derived as much as Android is Linux derived.

      So lets just add iPhones, iPod Touches, iPads, and Apple TVs to the OS X market share then.

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    4. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He's not saying 'they're done' as in 'they're bankrupt' - wrong context.

      He's saying they've made a pretty serious mistake, which is true; it doesn't matter how big a company you are, there's a point where you can't just ignore the law of the land any longer. This is now the second time that Apple's failed to comply, and the means makes it clear it's deliberate. How do you expect the courts to react to that? Or the people for that matter?

      The UK has a different culture than the US; this won't be seen as 'sticking it to the man' but as childish petulance; it's bad press that Apple does *not* need in a market where they're already behind Samsung. If sanctions go to the EU level then Apple could realistically end up a US-only phone company - so don't underestimate the seriousness of this.

    5. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TBH Android uses the Linux kernel but that's about all it uses. It doesn't use any of the GNU userland or associated programs. I wouldn't consider it Linux but an operating system which uses the Linux kernel. Windows Phone uses the NT kernel but you don't see anyone calling WP7 "NT".

    6. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by GPierce · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Way back in the early days of the Mac, Apple should have been able to rule the world. Unfortunately Apple was run by and anal-retentive asshole who actually tried to rule the world. The Developers and hardware manufacturers who could have participated in Apple's success figured out really quickly that Apple didn't want anyone to share in their success.

      So the developers and hardware companies made Microsoft and PC's a success. Apple would have lost out completely, but they actually built a decent graphics display and a few software developers were able to build some very desirable products that couldn't be run on a PC clone.

      MS could have run Apple out of the marketplace at any time, but they didn't have to because Apple had already cut their own throats. And the bean-counters were unable to make Apple competitive company again.

      When Jobs was invited back (out of sheer desperation on the bean-counters part) he invented the iToys and revitalized a dying company, but in 20 or so years he had never learned a thing and was still an anal-retentive asshole.

      Android has already captured 50% of the smartphone market and once it becomes possible for developers to make a buck (without all the walled garden BS) Apple is once again destined for a 5-10% market share - unless the marketing guys for Android think they can make a buck with their own walled garden.

      Unless they finally learn something, that high-flying Apples stock might turn into an excellent opportunity for short-sale speculators Rim used to make more money than god. It didn't take much to turn that around...

       

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    7. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

      Ok, then lets count boats...

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    8. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by MrHanky · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, iOS is not OS X derived as Android is Linux derived. iOS is less than OS X (being a crippled OS X minus a lot), whereas Android is more than Linux (being the Linux kernel plus a lot), and Apple TV is tiny, irrelevant, close to nothing compared to TVs and various set top boxes running Linux (TiVo and more). Then you've got pretty much every single popular wireless router except Apple's running Linux.

      So, with iOS not being OS X, and iOS being smaller than Linux, how about not being such a giant wanker.

    9. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by chill · · Score: 4, Informative

      Those with Apple stocks will be laughing all the way to the bank.

      Laughing nervously at best. Apple stock is down 18% in the last 7 weeks. The most recent news is "down on disappointing iPad Mini sales".

      Death? Not by a long shot, but crashing back to Earth to compete with the rest of the mortals -- most definitely.

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    10. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by David89 · · Score: 2

      Linux != GNU

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    11. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you are only going to count Android phones, only count the iOS phones. If you want to include more on the iOS front, include tablets and co on the Android side too. Don't cry foul on unfair measurements when you do as well.

    12. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I bought AAPL a couple months ago. Now they're worth $100 each, less than when I bought them. So yes, some cunt is laughing all the way to the bank - with MY $100.

      Worthless fucking iDiot iTroll. Bend over while I stick your iPod 17 up your arse. Actually no, why I should give you pleasure. Watch while I blend a few iPhones instead.

    13. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Lots of US stocks are down as much or more in the last couple of months, not just AAPL.

    14. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Andy+Prough · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm comparing Linux computer share in the consumer market vs OS X. If you're going to count Android as Linux, then don't forget iOS is OS X derived as much as Android is Linux derived.

      So lets just add iPhones, iPod Touches, iPads, and Apple TVs to the OS X market share then.

      How do you like your new Apple toilet paper? Hope its not too scratchy? The new Apple socks and underwear ok for you?

    15. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thanks, buddy.

    16. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Omestes · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's not even counting the marketshare of OS X(which iOS evolved from).

      Does this mean I get to count every device using a *nix OS as well? There is a lot of machines that run *nix, a huge huge number, which probably dwarfs pretty much every other OS. Hell, my TV runs Linux, as does my Bluray...

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    17. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The most recent news is "down on disappointing iPad Mini sales".

      Where are these sales figures?

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    18. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by vakuona · · Score: 5, Insightful

      iPad mini is estimated to have sold 1.5m in the first weekend. It appears Apple has redefined success. Anyone else sells that amount, it is an unqualified success. If it's Apple it's meh.

    19. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Analysts: iPad Mini hasn't sold due to not being released. Sell.

    20. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by mysidia · · Score: 1

      I bought AAPL a couple months ago. Now they're worth $100 each, less than when I bought them. So yes, some cunt is laughing all the way to the bank

      Possibly, but not today. The day you bought the shares from them, they booked their profits.

      Now that the price has dropped a bit.... that person you bought the shares from may be getting more and more interested in buying the shares back (at a lower price, of course)... but for now AAPL is still trading at an extremely lofty multiple of earnings, that is quite difficult to justify rationally.

    21. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it must piss you off that Android has a bigger share than iOS and OS X combined. Same with Windows.

    22. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by epyT-R · · Score: 2, Informative

      except that osx really isn't unix at all.. just like android really isn't unix either.. they both use a unix like kernel, but that's where the similarity ends. The meat and potatoes of osx application design and user interface is decidedly ununix.

    23. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't matter. Apple is asshole machine for douchebag cunt. All apple cunt will die with syphilis and other std. When talk to apple cunt always wear condom.

      Regina Benjamin, U.S. Surgeon General, uses Motorola.

    24. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by mastermind7373 · · Score: 1

      The massive majority of Apple users aren't even aware of what Unix is, much less that a secondary Unix environment exists...
      It's rather naive to consider it a large share of the *nix market when it isn't being used in that market. It would be far more intelligent to consider the number who utilize the core *nix features in counting the *nix market share number.

      Also, the XNU kernel has enough changes for me to believe that it isn't even close to a Unix compatible setup. The Unix setup is more of an addition/emulation with it's own environment(from my observations of the file system and process structure). For goodness sake, X11 applications have to run on their own X Server which passes it's output back to the terrible X Server(if it could be called one) that Apple hosts on the Grand Central Dispatch emulation layer on the XNU kernel. As a Unix environment, it's the last thing I would ever voluntarily choose to use. I would rather use Cygwin or MinGW instead...

    25. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now you know the price of success.

      If Jimmie Johnson DOESN'T contend for the championship, he's written off.

    26. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by elashish14 · · Score: 2

      Hm, perhaps. On the other hand, the DJIA is down only 3.4%, the NASDAQ down 6.2%, S&P down 3.2%, Nikkei dipped 6% over that time span and rebounded.

      http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=dow+jones+over+last+7+weeks&dataset=&asynchronous=false&equal=Submit

      Anyways, the numbers after the holiday season are going to be the most telling. That will be interesting for sure.

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    27. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Chas · · Score: 1

      And, at this point in the game, it matters...how?

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    28. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Apple was neasr death without Jobs. Jobs ain't coming back. They are doing well now. But give it another year or so and Apple's image will fail badly. Apple will maintain their niche market areas as they always did, but the next leaders of the mainstream will not be Apple.

    29. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and you said nobody would buy the iPad Mini... and we all see how completely wrong you were on that one.

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    30. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the fuck did that get modded as flamebait but the masterbating fantasy of an anonymous coward who is obviously a Samsung fan get marked as insightful?

    31. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by occasional_dabbler · · Score: 1

      Windows Phone 8 uses the NT kernel, Windows Phone 7 uses the Win CE kernel.

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    32. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2

      "... rest of the mortals"

      I kind of know what you mean, but Apple is no overvalued dotcom. Their price/earnings ratio has been under 15 for a while. Lower than Google's, much lower than Facebook. Apple has a high valuation for a reason.

    33. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Quila · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, iOS is not OS X derived as Android is Linux derived.

      That's not quite right. iOS and OS X are both built on top of the same base OS, Darwin. iOS then took relevant core libraries from OS X. Then each each has libraries dedicated to its purpose (OS X doesn't need touch or phone, iOS doesn't need windowing or Time Machine support). As far as mobile is concerned, iOS is more than OS X.

      Apple TV is tiny, irrelevant, close to nothing compared to TVs and various set top boxes running Linux (TiVo and more).

      Apple TV is a single-core A5 chip, vs basically a weaker version of a Raspberry Pi in a Roku HD. Roku is running the base Linux kernel plus a small collection of libraries and software. Apple TV is running iOS with one included app, the Apple TV software. Not quite nothing in comparison.

      Then you've got pretty much every single popular wireless router except Apple's running Linux

      Apple uses NetBSD, probably the best OS for embedded network applications.

    34. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iOS is derived from OS X, with which it shares the Darwin foundation, and is therefore a Unix operating system.

      Rubbish. The Open Group owns the UNIX trademark, and they set the rules.

      I want to certify a product which is based on a model previously certified by The Open Group. Is the procedure the same even though the software hasn't changed? Does certification cover the same product recompiled for different processor architectures?

      The Open Brand policy allows for an existing certified product to be renamed without the need for further certification or testing. You will be required to provide a written statement to the CA indicating that there have been no material changes to the certified product. If there are changes then it depends on the nature of the changes, please refer to the TMLA.

      The same product on a different processor architecture, even if built from the same source constitutes a new product with respect to the certification requirements, and is subject to a full test and certification. The act of recompilation is a material change and requires demonstration of conformance.

      So the notion that "Y is derived from X ... and is therefore a Unix operating system" is just incredibly wrong. If iOS is UNIX, it's because Apple passed thr tests and paid the fees, not because of any relation to any other product's certification.

      Second, iOS is not on the list, so it's also not UNIX in any way. It's not obvious whether this is because it doesn't actually meet requirements, or because Apple doesn't want to pay, but it doesn't matter. iOS is not UNIX, and you're a dumb cunt for trusting a wikipedia article any fanboy can edit when you could just as easily have gone to the official source.

    35. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Just curious... WHO lets WHO count boats?

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    36. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iOS is OS X derived as Android is GNU/Linux derived. It's rough, but it's a fair comparison to make as long as you specify GNU/Linux for people who are picky.

    37. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, iOS is not OS X derived as Android is Linux derived. iOS is less than OS X (being a crippled OS X minus a lot), whereas Android is more than Linux (being the Linux kernel plus a lot), and Apple TV is tiny, irrelevant, close to nothing compared to TVs and various set top boxes running Linux (TiVo and more). Then you've got pretty much every single popular wireless router except Apple's running Linux.

      So, with iOS not being OS X, and iOS being smaller than Linux, how about not being such a giant wanker.

      Oh wow, +5 informative "your software is smaller than mine"

      I thought I had seen it all here...

    38. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, but, but... OTHER companies!! The desperate cry of the apple fanboy, trying to steer the topic away from a painful point.

    39. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by theedgeofoblivious · · Score: 1

      What part of

      If you count the iPhone, iPad and iPod vs Android phones and all other Android-based devices, iOS has more marketshare.

      didn't you understand?

      The number of Android-based phones is greater than the number of iOS-based phones.

      BUT

      The total number of iOS-based devices is greater than the total number of Android-based devices.

    40. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      and I don't know is on second.

      (third base!)

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    41. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Karlt1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well unfortunately, you don't get to decide what is and is not Unix. The Open Group does and they have certified OS X as genuine Unix.

    42. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have some of your history mixed up. The era in which Apple licensed to clone builders permitted hardware companies to share in Apple's success, only things didn't go well for Apple. Apple has always been better off when it maintained control over both hardware and software. Apple II was phenomenal success. Microsoft had no ability to run Apple out of the market at anytime prior to the mid 1990s. Before then, there were several alternatives chipping away at Apple's success: Atari, Amiga, IBM, Microsoft, etc. My point is, the PC's path hasn't always been a clear one. I remember fighting with my 486s to get them to do things that a Mac or an Amiga could. I still remember laughing ecstatically at the big bad Pentium's FDIV bug that was taking down all the brand new PCs my hall mates were buying. Steve Jobs' anal retentiveness has been an asset to Apple this time around. Let's not forget that Bill Gates is somewhat infamous for his treatment of people as well. Apple becoming another RIM? Not bloody likely.

    43. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because Enlightenment, KDE, GNOME, and AfterStep are all so very UNIX. OS X is a UNIX.

    44. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by slashmydots · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd like to see instead them be required to laser etch the apology into the back of all their products for a year :-D

    45. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by similar_name · · Score: 0

      Windows Phone uses the NT kernel but you don't see anyone calling WP7 "NT".

      You're kidding? I'll give you a hint. Windows Phone, Windows NT, Windows 7, Windows Vista, Windows XP, Windows RT, Windows ME, Windows CE, Windows 2000, Windows 98, Windows 95 etc.

    46. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty sure the apple wireless devices use vxworks, not net bsd

    47. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think even in the U.S. contempt of court is taken pretty seriously. Deliberately hiding the apology off-screen when told to put it on your front page (for all to see, presumably) gets pretty close to that. Also, in my little world, "What I said before was inaccurate" isn't the same thing as "I'm sorry".

    48. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Stock price is largely based on expectations of future performance. Their stock falling isn't an indication that they are not a successful company, it's an indication that they are less successful than they once were.

    49. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux is only the Linux kernel. What I'm using to write this reply is Linux plus many other pieces of software, some from the GNU project, some from other projects. Their combination is called a distribution, the one I'm using is Ubuntu.

    50. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      You are listing three different operating systems here, who are not at all derivatives.

      WinPhone (pre 8), Win CE Share nothing with...

      Win NT, Win 7, Win Vista, Win XP, Win RT (is WinNT built for ARM, NT was always built to be portable), Win 2000 who share nothing with...

      Win 98, Win 95, Win 3.xx, DOS

    51. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually if I hide all toolbars or enter fullscreen mode I can see the reference to the judgement (Firefox on 1050p laptop screen) but I agree that they put it where most people won't bother to look.

    52. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by terjeber · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The total number of iOS-based devices is greater than the total number of Android-based devices.

      Not true at all. Android phones alone have more than five times the market share of iOS phones, the iPad doesn't sell five times the iPhone, and neither does the iPod touch which is the only iPod running iOS. The total number of iPod Touches sold by EOY 2011 was 60 million, which is a relatively small number considering 136 million Android phones shipped in 3Q12 alone.

      So, your notion that there are more shipped iOS devices than Android devices is not even close to true, even if you just count Android phones. Put that into your head and let it spin for a while. There are more Android phones sold than the total number of iOS devices.

      Here is another important number for you. Apple's market share is falling. It dropped by 2.1 percentage points from 3Q11 to 3Q12, and all preliminary numbers from iPhone 5 sales says it is a disappointment as related to market share. If you have a 15% market share and it is dropping 2 percentage points year over year, you're in trouble.

    53. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What I said before was inaccurate" is what court want them to say. The point of the message is to correct falsy information in previous Apple campaign.

      The court does not care much about whether Apple is sorry of not. They "must apologize" interpretation came from journalists, I guess it just sounds better that way in an article.

    54. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's me again. I had NoScript enabled. (Temporarily) allowing apple.com hides the link past the page cut even in full screen mode.

    55. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      Can we factor in TVs and set top boxes as well then given that loads of them run Linux too.

    56. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by shentino · · Score: 1

      Apple is blatantly defying a court order.

    57. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      OK, they may make more of them, but they're certainly not as cool.

    58. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20091054

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20091505

      This year all of Apple's products have been surpassed and they were hit with the Apple Maps debacle. The litigation against Samsung probably hasn't helped either because it seems to have drawn people's attention to the fact that there are equivalent but cheaper and more flexible alternatives to Apple products.

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    59. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did the EU expand to include every country except the USA?

    60. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by JonJ · · Score: 1

      No problem. We'll just count Linux on routers, set top boxes and all other embedded platforms they exist on then.

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    61. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by AlecC · · Score: 1

      Apple's share price is based on a continuing sequence of spectaculars. In a sense, you are right : they, or their share buyers, have redefined success to be to repeat every year what they have done for the past three or four. Now it looks, unsurprisingly, as if they cannot keep the sprint up, and the will fall back to merely good instead of spectacular. As they do so, their share price will reflect this changed view.

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    62. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's nice, but it doesn't change the fact that typical OSX applications are still not Unix applications. They're OSX applications. You can't recompile them on Unix. You might be able to port them to OpenStep...

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    63. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Informative

      Whatever. Do you happen to know what the maximum penalty for contempt of court is in England & Wales?

      The judge does.

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    64. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Apple is making more money than god.

      Why are people happy when someone who is selling them stuff makes a lot of money? Stockholm syndrome?

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    65. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait until people start using the iPad mini and discovering how awesome it is. Apple hit a home run, it's just that people haven't had time to discover it, and are still thinking this is a Nexus 7 with an apple logo on it. I love the iPad mini, and I have no use for tablets at all. I only got one because I'm a mobile developer.

    66. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by madprof · · Score: 2

      Um, don't know if you are aware, but Anonymous Coward is not an account so this person may not have said the iPad Mini wouldn't sell...

    67. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Eunuchswear · · Score: 2

      Android is more than Linux (being the Linux kernel plus a lot),

      Well, Android is obviously more that the Linux kernel, but it's a hell of a lot less than any Linux distribution.

      Whadaya know - RMS was right(*), we should be calling distros GNU/Linux.

      ((*) as he usualy is on anything except sex).

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    68. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      [...] Android is GNU/Linux derived.

      No, that's the problem with Android - it's Linux derived, but not GNU/Linux derived. Android can help advance the kernel, but unlike, for example, Maemo or Meego can't help advance the rest of the GNU/Linux system.

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    69. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by andydread · · Score: 1

      erm.. GNU is NOT Linux. GNU is GNU. GNU refers to itself as the GNU operating system. Linux is a kernel. In the sense of calling an OS with a Linux kernel Linux then GNU/Linux is as much Linux as Android/Linux or Linux+X11+TWM/FVWM or Linux+busybox so if you develop a completely new userland and put it on the Linux kernel then guess what? its as much Linux as any other userland + Linux. In that sense. Factually however Linux is just a kernel.

    70. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      You seem to not be able to tell people apart without name tags.. I on the other hand, as well as others, can tell from writing style.

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    71. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by pairo · · Score: 1

      I still remember laughing ecstatically at the big bad Pentium's FDIV bug that was taking down all the brand new PCs my hall mates were buying.

      What the fuck are you talking about?

    72. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but correct me if I'm wrong.. they only use the *BSD *USER LAND*. Nothing else is from *BSD (kernel etc)

    73. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. You are stupid.
      OSX is certified Unix. Linux isn't unix. Please educate yourself before you open your ignorant pie hole.

    74. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Visicalc is the only reason Apple didn't die back then

    75. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by realityimpaired · · Score: 2

      As a corporation and not an individual, they could lose their license to operate as a business in the UK, which would have significant impact on their business in the EU as a whole.

    76. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      The FDIV bug was a pretty big fiasco at the time, though actual tangible errors caused by it were rare (unless you actually ran a script designed to reproduce it). It was notable mainly because owners were offered the opportunity to replace their CPUs. Most CPUs today contain errata, including those in Macs, which obviously use the same CPUs as most other PCs these days.

      I replaced a few of those CPUs myself back in the day.

      Could have happened to anybody though - Intel had very good quality at that time, as did IBM which made the PowerPC chips (I think Macs were on PowerPC by then). It wasn't any kind of "Apple Quality Control" that prevented that particular issue.

    77. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, they're not going to die and your point is valid, but if you're looking for explosive growth and lots of money from your stocks it isn't going to happen.

      Apple is now a "damnit, I should have sold it right after ____" stock.

    78. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by similar_name · · Score: 1

      That's kind of the point. The whole thread is about whether one would call android linux and the poster I replied to was pointing out that Windows Phone has an NT kernel but it's not called NT. It's a terrible example since MS calls everything Windows regardless of relation.

    79. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by FireFury03 · · Score: 2

      How do you like your new Apple toilet paper? Hope its not too scratchy? The new Apple socks and underwear ok for you?

      Apple has responded to complaints that iBogroll 5 is more scratchy than the iBogroll 4. In a statement they said that this was not a bug and that people experiencing this problem are not holding it right when wiping...

    80. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      75% of the smartphone market.

    81. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty sure us Americans see it the same way, Apple is being childish.

    82. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Did you bother to read the Apple-related link you posted? That had nothing to do with the Mini (having been reported before it launched), and stated "the slower iPad sales was put down to consumers delaying purchases on rumours that Apple was launching an iPad Mini". It also reported "Apple sold 26.9 million iPhones in the quarter to 29 September, higher than forecast". (emphasis mine)

      You can wish all you want, but we have no idea how well or how poorly the iPad Mini is selling, and there's no evidence the iPhone has taken a hit recently. Samsung's phones are selling even better, but that's not exactly breaking news.

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    83. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 2

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20091054

      He asks about supposed "disappointing iPad Mini sales", and you answer with Apple's last quarter, where Apple outsold all other tablets, but "disappointed" Wall Street because the iPad Mini wasn't for sale yet? I bet nobody has ever claimed you to be an astute reader.

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    84. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      I bought AAPL a couple months ago. Now they're worth $100 each

      Where can you get AAPL @ $100? Oh, you mean $100 less - well why didn't you buy GOG? That only dropped $80!

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    85. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last Tuesday.

    86. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Way back in the early days of the Mac, Apple should have been able to rule the world. Unfortunately Apple was run by and anal-retentive asshole who actually tried to rule the world.

      And that man was called John Sculley. I'm not sure what your point is.

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    87. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I think you overstate the extent of the anger of the court. And I doubt that the legal office can be shown to have any input into the web site design. Nobody's that suicida.

      OTOH, the court will definitely take notice. And probably be quite upset. I suppose they could slap a ban on Apple imports until the correction has been suitably made, and possibly a large fine. But probably no more than a few million, and in the small millions wouldn't surprise me. But neither would a fine in the hundreds of thousands. Or some totally different punishment. Contempt of court, and sitting in jail for awhile for some high Apple official would seem like as likely an outcome as a huge fine.

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    88. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And winner of the douche of the week award goes to....

    89. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might note that the main image resizes to ensure that their 'apology' stays off-screen.

      What a bunch of cocksuckers. They are making the fruit look bad.

    90. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      Apple uses NetBSD, probably the best OS for embedded network applications.

      *rolls eyes*.

      Is that why Cisco uses freely-avaiable netBSD? Why virtually every router manufacturer on the world relies on netBSD OSS code?

      netBSD is a great OS, but it's known for portability, not performance. Apple uses it over linux because of publicity & fear-of-theGPL.

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    91. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    92. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Swampash · · Score: 1

      osx really isn't unix at all

      Someone modded this shit "informative"?

    93. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not saying 'they're done' as in 'they're bankrupt' - wrong context.

      He's saying they've made a pretty serious mistake, which is true; it doesn't matter how big a company you are, there's a point where you can't just ignore the law of the land any longer. This is now the second time that Apple's failed to comply, and the means makes it clear it's deliberate. How do you expect the courts to react to that? Or the people for that matter?

      The UK has a different culture than the US; this won't be seen as 'sticking it to the man' but as childish petulance; it's bad press that Apple does *not* need in a market where they're already behind Samsung. If sanctions go to the EU level then Apple could realistically end up a US-only phone company - so don't underestimate the seriousness of this.

      I read elsewhere where the UK judge told Apple, sorry, it has to be promenant. Is the the second Apple attempt?

    94. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      But Linux == GNU/Linux [evaluates to True]

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    95. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Naive question: what would stop them from re-opening as "Non-Apple, UK", doing the exact same things Apple would want them to do, and run by the exact same people, while retaining any unused profits in a bank account until Apple can operate again, at which point it buys them up?

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    96. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      You're not in trouble losing 2% of market share if the overall market size grew by 10%. Market share isn't everything.

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    97. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Microsoft stopped making Office for the Mac fewer of them would have been sold. Many other Microsoft products sold well on the Mac so they had no interest in decreasing their profits.
      The clone builders made Macs which were faster and cheaper than Apple's version so they were benefiting from Apple's failure to build machines competently.
      Jobs made 7.6 8 because none of the clone makers had the rights to license it.

    98. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful? Hardly.

    99. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by terjeber · · Score: 1

      You're not in trouble losing 2% of market share if the overall market size grew by 10%.

      Yes, you are.

      Market share isn't everything.

      Yes it is.

      The rules of business are quite different from a Mom&Pop corner shop (where market share doesn't mean much) to a global giant like Apple where market share is a crucial indicator of relevance. Particularly for the Apple of iPhones and iPods, market share is everything.

    100. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh ok.. I don't know what planet you're from, but where I'm sitting, the world is not just made up of EU and the US..

    101. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I and anyone else worth asking cares, GNU is the modern Unix toolchain. What anyone else claims is "official" is entirely irrelevant to reality.

    102. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Dan+Dankleton · · Score: 2

      I wouldn't be surprised if this was seen as "contempt of court" which is a pretty serious crime.

    103. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are about 600 billion reasons for that. To put that number in perspective the market valuation expects apple to be able to sell $2000 worth of stuff to 1 billion people each with 30% of pure markup.

    104. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by HyperQuantum · · Score: 1

      Just like Windows is 'POSIX-compliant' *rolls eyes*

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    105. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The de jure definition of unix is "whatever the open group says it is". They could dress polar bears in pink tutus and call that unix, but if they did so, you'd find that the de facto definition would take precedence in the real world.

    106. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by sosume · · Score: 1

      A certain bearded man would like to disagree.
      Hint 1) he has a beard
      Hint 2) He has been observed eating the cheese and skin off his feet
      Hint 3) He coined 'Linux' to 'GNU Linux'
      Hint 4) He's definitely not Santa

    107. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by bWareiWare.co.uk · · Score: 1

      The point is you can take typical UNIX applications and run them on OSX.

    108. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Yebyen · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? This is genius.

      So, on a very small screen, there is a chance that any text that's not right at the top of the page will be below the visible threshold. The judge did not say "at the top of the front page" simply "on the front page." If they had placed it poorly, or if you had a small screen, there was always a chance that it would not be the first thing to greet you when you visited. They simply made the odds closer to 100%.

      This is decidedly in compliance, in my esteemed opinion, without compromising the brilliance of their advertising message. I wish I had thought of it, so I could patent it myself.

      Fanboy Disclosure: I bought a mac mini about 10 years ago when they first came out. I think I had an iPod once too.

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    109. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The point is you can take typical UNIX applications and run them on OSX.

      No, that's not the point. It's true, but it's not the point. That the opposite is not true is the point. It's just another way in which someone is getting something from the UNIX world while giving nothing back.

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    110. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by dwightk · · Score: 1

      Rim used to make more money than god. It didn't take much to turn that around...

      http://ycharts.com/companies/RIMM/net_income
      http://ycharts.com/companies/AAPL/net_income

      Looking at the past 10 years of net income quarterlies, I don't see a single quarter Apple should swap with RIM, though I didn't check them all.

      Apple hasn't failed to make a billion dollars in a quarter since 2007. RIM hasn't made a billion dollars in a quarter (in the past 10 years).
      (Although looking at their net income trend going backward I'm guessing *ever* since there wasn't a comparatively huge market for email phones longer than 10 years ago.)

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    111. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is a problem, because stock market monkeys react to how reality measures up to some stock market gorilla's estimate. That is why stocks will dip even if a company makes a sizable profit. That is also why the stock market is for monkeys.

    112. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compared to Windows 8 tablets, it is a success. Compared to Android, not so much.

    113. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a retardedly idiotic thing to say.

    114. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Quila · · Score: 1

      I should have probably qualified that a bit more, low-cost embedded network applications. As you note, it's very portable, and it's very capable. From a business perspective, also doesn't have GPL as you note. Those are all good reasons for a business to use it in a product. Apple also has quite a bit of BSD experience on multiple platforms, so that would pretty much seal the deal as the logical choice for NetBSD in an Apple router instead of Linux.

      Linux is easy for most companies to do on home routers because they can pretty much take it off the shelf with little oiginal programming needed.

    115. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Quila · · Score: 1

      BSD userland is correct. The kernel is a hybrid of FreeBSD, Mach and a custom driver API, together known as XNU. It all combines to form Darwin, a certified Unix operating system. This is the basis for iOS.

    116. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      I can't really tell amongst all the double talk, but I am pretty sure that you backtracked & now agree with me that Apple use netBSD of linux because of political & not technical reasons.

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    117. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, with any Unix/Linux application you usually can't just take the source code and recompile with gcc and be in happy land. Unless the distros share a common ancestor - and it better be fairly close in the tree - you will have some porting to do. This is *distros*, not even talking about cross compiling to another target which is an entire beast in and of itself. Java tried the "write once, run anywhere" manifesto and we see where that ended up. Developers like their shiny toys and if an OS advertises a nice shiny new toy a developer will most likely use that (why reinvent the wheel?), so most Java applications are not very portable. That's Java. Most Unix/Linux drivers and applications are written in assembler or C - which is NOT a very portable language and is very architecture specific. When you download a distro to install on your machine you can guarantee that hundreds of hours went into packaging that distro for your architecture.

    118. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite true. For a startup or small company it'd be a resounding success.

      For a large multinational with stores in every major city, and the staff/marketing to go with it they have some very large running costs. Which means they need to sell products to pay for it. Lots of them.

      Yes 1.5m is going to be more than enough to do so, especially with all their other products as well. But it's not as high as was expected, hence the drop in stock.

      Part of the value of the stock is the size of the dividend you'll get from owning it. Which is based on estimated sales -> estimated profit -> estimated dividend. Sales were lower than expected -> lower profit than expected -> lower dividend -> share worth less.

      Of course the trading of shares also has an effect, so when the stock price drops it has an exaggerated effect because owners panic sell before the price drops any further leading to more shares available, which supply&demand tells you means lower prices to buyers to buy your share.

    119. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      No no - I'm using this new Facebook app that ties anonymous cowards to real slashdot accounts and he *definitely* said the iPad Mini wouldn't sell.

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    120. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's largely due to the libraries though that give the APIs that IOS apps use (Cocoa etc).

      Just because you can't take a Qt4 app that works on one Unix system and recompile it on another Unix system that has no Qt4 libraries doesn't mean you wouldn't say it wasn't a Unix app.

      Very little in a IOS app will talk to the kernel directly, it'll go through the Apple APIs that enforce the sandbox.

    121. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by hawguy · · Score: 1

      It's a common misconception that Android has more marketshare than iOS.

      Android has more marketshare if you count only phones.

      If you count the iPhone, iPad and iPod vs Android phones and all other Android-based devices, iOS has more marketshare.

      That's not even counting the marketshare of OS X(which iOS evolved from).

      In Q32012, Apple shipped 50.4% of tablets in the market.

    122. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TIL that the entire world is comprised of the US and the EU.

    123. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you're saying is irrelevant. So is whatever the Open Group says. What epyT-R says, though, is total bullshit. OS X is a real Unix, because it's able to run most Unix applications. Whatever application software you're using to using on Linux and FreeBSD, you can very likely ./configure, make, and run it on OS X.

    124. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to count routers et al in the Linux market share, there are a whole host of appliances that are Linux based bet you forget all of them.

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    125. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Quila · · Score: 1

      To stick with BSD because you're already a BSD shop is a technical reason. They probably even got to re-use some OS X code.

    126. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd recommend you take a look at an operating system called Android and its global amount of activations per day.

  2. Re:who cares by rainwater · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Obviously the courts care since they are the ones that mandated Apple provide this info on their site.

  3. No scrolling required... by dasunst3r · · Score: 2

    ... if you have a 1920*1200 screen in portrait orientation.

    1. Re:No scrolling required... by stewartwb · · Score: 1

      Such as the latest Android and iPad tablets. Makes me wonder how the latest iPad displays the page in Safari in portrait mode.

    2. Re:No scrolling required... by EGSonikku · · Score: 1, Informative
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    3. Re:No scrolling required... by mikestew · · Score: 1

      Odd, my iPad 2 running iOS 6 doesn't show the bottom part without scrolling. No amount of pinching-to-zoom will give me the same view you posted.

    4. Re:No scrolling required... by BasilBrush · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He posted his screenshot, you post yours.

    5. Re:No scrolling required... by mikestew · · Score: 1

      I have anything to prove, nor care enough to go to the trouble. I would like to know what the difference is, though.

    6. Re:No scrolling required... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
    7. Re:No scrolling required... by Andy+Prough · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're right - NoScript completely gets rid of the scaling. That guy's previous screenshot was made with NoScript enabled!

    8. Re:No scrolling required... by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Interesting.. where you have two columns (1 with "iPad Mini" text and the two movie links below it, and 1 with the hand holding an iPad mini), on a 1050x1680 screen, it's just one column. iPad mini text, the giant hand image, and then the two movie links. And it's not a width thing. If I stretch the window across all my monitors such that it is about 4000 pixels wide, it still displays it in one column for me once the window grows beyond a certain height.

      And just to add, I do see the statement without scrolling (at least when my browser is in fullscreen mode).

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    9. Re:No scrolling required... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1536x2048 isn't the iPad 2 resolution, it's the retina display resolution on the iPad 3 or higher which is why your screen wouldn't fit as much.

    10. Re:No scrolling required... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Odd, I have a 1200x1920 screen... It's also in portrait orientation.

  4. speelling mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first line of the judgement, says .. Samsung / Apple UK judgment

    I think it is missing the 'e'. The URL is correct.
    - http://www.apple.com/uk/legal-judgement/

    Oops Apple. .. almost there, try again.

    1. Re:speelling mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Judgment can actually be spelled without an E. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_(law)

    2. Re:speelling mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #fail

    3. Re:speelling mistake by Grumbleduke · · Score: 5, Informative

      In English judgment is spelt without the extra e when it refers to a legal judgment given by a judge. I don't know why, it just is. Usually the two spellings can be used interchangeably, but if it is an English legal thing, it never has the extra e.

    4. Re:speelling mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can we take your word on it, you can't even spell spelled! ;)

    5. Re:speelling mistake by rdnetto · · Score: 2

      This is also true in other Commonwealth countries, such as Australia, Canada, etc.

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    6. Re:speelling mistake by allo · · Score: 2

      > Judgm_E_nt can actually be spelled without an E
      i actually doubt that.

    7. Re:speelling mistake by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      Well, there goes another few dozen neurons to a completly useless fact.

  5. Shameful behaviour by manicb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When you've been slapped down for contempt of court, your next action really shouldn't be this kind of open contempt. I wonder how Apple's UK employees feel about this disrespect to their courts?

    1. Re:Shameful behaviour by mschaffer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Do you really think Apple's UK employees really give a damn?

    2. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were the judge, I would have been pretty annoyed with the contempt the first time around. Second time? I would do the worst the law would allow me to do.

    3. Re:Shameful behaviour by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      As Apple's lawyers full well know, once you've been found guilty of trademark infringement--corrective action often has to be more substantial than a new design.

      Similarly I would say if you've been required to apologize--and failed grossly to do that. The expectation for clarity should be higher than if you had simply complied initially. I say make them put a large banner now across the middle of the page in size 72 font.

    4. Re:Shameful behaviour by rsmith-mac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they don't already, they will when the courts start looking at who to throw in jail for contempt of court.

    5. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Right in line with the spirit of Steve Jobs. I doubt Apple or its employees are concerned about respect from the courts.

    6. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can they put a corporation in jail for contempt of court?

    7. Re:Shameful behaviour by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Do you really think Apple's UK employees really give a damn?

      They should. The court can destroy their jobs.

    8. Re:Shameful behaviour by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's right. They should goosestep to the demands of the state. All hail Britannia! I love you sheeple.

      If you think you're above the requirements the government lays on you, you could be in for a rude awakening.

    9. Re:Shameful behaviour by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It could go much farther than that. I don't know how large a fine the court is allowed to impose for contempt, but I imagine it's pretty large.

      And if the court it more interested in the apology being viewed, they could required Apple to post ads on buses and trains, buy advertising time on television and post the apology in large letters across every website and on the marquis of all their UK Apple stores. They could specify the exact wording, location and size of the ads. They could make them put it in an obtrusive place on every page and piece of paperwork their customers see -- for as long as they want.

      The point here is: don't mess with the judge!

      True in the UK. True everywhere.

    10. Re:Shameful behaviour by manicb · · Score: 4, Funny

      "We have suggested that Samsung were infringing on our IP. DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"

    11. Re:Shameful behaviour by Bogtha · · Score: 3, Insightful

      open contempt

      How is this contempt? The message isn't hidden, it's right there on the page. The fact that they optimise the page so that their product shot makes the most of the above-the-fold real estate is not removing it from the page in any way, it's just good design.

      The judge never specified that it had to be in a particular place on the page, or above the fold. And wearing my web developer hat, it's not at all obvious that above the fold was implied to be necessary. If it were me doing it, I'd do it the same way - you'll notice that the other chaff like the footer links aren't above the fold either.

      If you have clicked on this Slashdot article and are now reading this comment, it is almost certainly below the fold. Yet you read it, right? It's not invisible?

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    12. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If corporations are people, then they should be able to freeze all operations of the company (revoke their business license would be cool too) in the country and hold all assets in the country as well.

      Now, I don't believe that corporations are people. I follow that the employees are the corporation, and as such their votes and opinions represent the business. That being said, the head of region should be held accountable for failing to manage his employees. Such is the responsibility of those above.

    13. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      English law puts no limits to the fines that can be imposed, or the jail time, for contempt of court. A sufficiently annoyed judge can, in principle, deprive you of your freedom forever and everything you own, or ever will own.

      Sane people don't fsck with Judges.

    14. Re:Shameful behaviour by omfgnosis · · Score: 1

      Argument by punishment (a behavior is wrong because it will be punished) is clearly fallacious. Not that I'm defending Apple, but find a better argument.

    15. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Contempt of court is generally behavior that shows a lack of respect for the judge or the court.

      Hiding the apology below an image designed to scale to cover the entire visible frame is unlikely to be what the judge had in mind when the order was written. And it definitely shows a lack of respect for both the court and the judge. Now, had this not come on the heals of them having to reissue the apology because it was inaccurate, they might have gotten away with it, but I doubt they'll be as lucky this time. One of the things you never do is question the judge's authority in public. No matter how lenient they normally are, they tend to smack that notion down as they can't do their job if they aren't being taken seriously when they issue orders and threaten sanctions.

    16. Re:Shameful behaviour by zzyzyx · · Score: 1

      I think their strategy is to go for the most outrageous first, so that the slightly less outrageous passes as a good gesture afterwards. The judge will probably be fine with this new positioning, although had it been the first thing proposed by apple he probably would asked for something better.

    17. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      open contempt

      you'll notice that the other chaff like the footer links

      but it's not contempt!

    18. Re:Shameful behaviour by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 4, Informative

      If the thesis in question is "i won't be punished", then argument by punishment is not fallacious at all.

    19. Re:Shameful behaviour by chiwaw · · Score: 0

      There's absolutely nothing shameful in that. If a court was to find me guilty of a crime (whether I committed it or not), in no instance would the court in any rights to force me in admitting guilt. And if I was sentenced to say 2 years or prisons, I'm not going to volunteer to make it 3 years just to be nice. I would do my 2 years of prisons, not a day more and get the F out. It's absolutely normal and logical for Apple to comply to the punishment, and not one iota more.

    20. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess the court should also state that the text must be a solid black on a solid white and visible to those accessing the site?

      Something tells me this isn't going to go over well. I'd probably object to this on other grounds.

    21. Re:Shameful behaviour by pla · · Score: 5, Insightful

      it's just good design.

      Judges don't like "good design". They don't like clever marketing tricks (like the first "apology"). They like absolute, immediate compliance (and not "technical" compliance) with the spirit of their demands.

      Apple needs to suck it up and obey the court's order, or for the next round, you can expect executives to give their apologies on live TV from the inside of a cage.


      If you have clicked on this Slashdot article and are now reading this comment, it is almost certainly below the fold. Yet you read it, right? It's not invisible?

      Do you remember the SlashQuote at the bottom of your page when you wrote that comment? Did you even scroll down far enough to ever see it in the first place?

    22. Re:Shameful behaviour by mysidia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How is this contempt? The message isn't hidden, it's right there on the page. The fact that they optimise the page so that their product shot makes the most of the above-the-fold real estate is not removing it from the page in any way, it's just good design.

      This is an error in the judgement, not an error in Apple's behavior.

      Although I will say: the message is not just below the fold; it's below the content on the page e.g. it's below even Apple's copyright statement; which suggests it's just a disclaimer.

      If the Judge was serious about the prominence of the disclaimer; they should have ordered Apple to display a prominent message. Submit a 'draft' copy of their home page for the judges approval, publish it.

      AND require static front page content, with the Judge's approval for all further changes to the format, display, or content of any element of the Apple.com and Apple.co.uk home pages, and submit and receive approval 7 days before the change may be made, until expiration of the order.

    23. Re:Shameful behaviour by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Argument by punishment (a behavior is wrong because it will be punished) is clearly fallacious. Not that I'm defending Apple, but find a better argument.

      Some things are wrong just because they're stupid. Defying a judge goes in that category.

    24. Re:Shameful behaviour by Bogtha · · Score: 0

      Hiding the apology

      My point is that it is not hidden. Just because something is below the fold does not make it hidden.

      unlikely to be what the judge had in mind when the order was written

      Why? Is the judge somehow under the impression that people cannot scroll?

      The judge went into enough detail to specify which size font to use. If he cared about it being above the fold, he surely would have mentioned that. It is not at all an obvious requirement, so not doing so is hardly disrespecting the judge.

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    25. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right. They should goosestep to the demands of the state. All hail Britannia!

      I love you sheeple.

      It's no worse than what they asked the state to do to Samsung.

    26. Re:Shameful behaviour by martin-boundary · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're so naive! Apple will just ask a Texas judge to declare the UK court's judgment null and void. No need to send the troops in unless the UK's Supreme Court sends a QC to appeal.

    27. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Newspapers do a similar thing all the time.

      If they have a major front page story, and then when they issue an apology will hide it as a tiny story on page 5 and without anything that would draw your attention to the article.

    28. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they included code that made it so that it wouldn't appear without scrolling no matter how large your monitor is. Unless of course you happen to be using a portrait oriented monitor. Something which isn't the norm.

      And the judge doesn't have to foresee every possible way of circumventing the ruling to slap them with a contempt of court ruling. It's obvious that when the judge required that they post the apology, that they do so in a place where people were likely to see it. If they can bury it at the bottom of a page designed for it to not be displayed without scrolling, why not allow them to post it on their contact page or under the ToS?

      The point is that this is certainly not what the Judge had in mind, especially since the site at the time that the order was written didn't require scrolling to see everything. And especially since they had already been caught trying to issue an inaccurate apology.

      I realize that the fanbois really want to see Apple as something other than the petulant children that they are, but the fact of the matter is that the Judge is probably going to find them in contempt of court, because that's what they are doing. They're deliberately looking for loopholes to avoid complying with the judge's ruling. There's no two ways about it.

    29. Re:Shameful behaviour by Andy+Prough · · Score: 1

      The court isn't going to destroy any Apple employee jobs. They'll just keep slapping the lawyers around.

    30. Re:Shameful behaviour by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      The judge can now order the statement placed on the very top of the page, to make sure no one misses it. :)

    31. Re:Shameful behaviour by jmichaelg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They just might care if the judge shuts down Apple UK for an indefinite amount of time. Contempt punishments are entirely up to the judge issuing the punishment.

      I can't for the life of me figure out what Apple thinks they're gaining when they continue to draw attention to the ruling that Samsung didn't infringe.

    32. Re:Shameful behaviour by maz2331 · · Score: 1

      You are if you stay outside that government's borders. Have no employees in the country, sell products FOB Origin in a different country... they can't touch you.

    33. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you seriously suggesting that the US government is going to go up against the entire EU (which the UK judge represents)? You are a fucking idiot. No, I really mean that. You are a fucking idiot. The biggest idiot that has ever graced Slashdot.

    34. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if I was sentenced to say 2 years or prisons, I'm not going to volunteer to make it 3 years just to be nice.

      That's not equivalent to what Apple is doing. You being sentenced to 2 years, and then doing everything in your power to try and make those in control increase your sentence, that would be closer to what Apple is doing.

      Now granted, it's not a perfect analogy, since Apple is egging the judge on through inaction, while in my analogy you are egging on those in control through action. But it's still a better comparison than what you originally had.

    35. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no need.

    36. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple has several billion in cash on hand. The EU is in serious need of cash to save greece and other clusterfucks over there..
      Apple has now not once... but twice.. publically shown a judge the finger and said 'fuck you!'

      The solution is obvious. Fine apple 10+ billion and fix their financial problems.
      Apple has all but asked for it. its the perfect solution.

      And the next company won't try to be such a douche with a judge maybe... and won't lose a big pile of money.
      They'll learn!
      Darwin approves!

    37. Re:Shameful behaviour by Bogtha · · Score: 1, Troll

      Because they included code that made it so that it wouldn't appear without scrolling no matter how large your monitor is.

      No, what they did was include code that automatically resizes the hero shot to take up all the available space. This is hardly an unheard of design strategy. They are emphasising their newly launched product. Yes, it has the side-effect of pushing the notice below the fold, but it also pushes other non-essential content like the footer links below the fold as well. The assumption of malice is unwarranted, and spinning this as "they deliberately wrote code to hide it" is silly. There's a clear purpose for that code - to emphasise their new product. You'll note that code also runs on their website in other countries where the notice isn't present.

      It's obvious that when the judge required that they post the apology, that they do so in a place where people were likely to see it.

      I'm pretty sure their homepage qualifies.

      The point is that this is certainly not what the Judge had in mind

      Why? Scrolling is the norm on the web and he didn't specify a position. Why are people suddenly shocked that you might have to scroll to see something? Why are people suddenly convinced that if it's not above the fold it's invisible? You managed to find my comment alright didn't you?

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    38. Re:Shameful behaviour by _xeno_ · · Score: 5, Informative

      How is this contempt? The message isn't hidden, it's right there on the page. The fact that they optimise the page so that their product shot makes the most of the above-the-fold real estate is not removing it from the page in any way, it's just good design.

      Oh, bullshit. Try this: go to Apple's US page (which is "apple.com" which I'm guessing will redirect in other countries, and apparently you can't just add /us/ to force it to stay in the US, so, you may have to pick a random country if you're actually in the UK) and compare it to the UK version of the page. Notice anything different?

      You might not, if the browser isn't large enough, but I'm typing this on a 1920x1200 display with the browser sized to the maximum height. With that, on the US page, the entire page is visible, including the header. On the UK page, the content is sized off the bottom.

      If you throw the page into Responsive Design View in Firefox (Ctrl-Shift-M) and start playing with the size, you'll notice that they explicitly designed the page to size the apology off the bottom. (Well, almost: they give up if you manage to get your browser view to be greater than 1600 pixels tall.)

      That's not "using above the fold real estate," not when it's optimized to not display on anything less than 1600 pixels tall. That's called "being as asshole" at the least and, I expect, will turn into being called "found in contempt of court."

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    39. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not a side effect, it is deliberate. If you view source you'll see that the code is different on the UK site vs the others.

      The UK site has:

      <script src="http://images.apple.com/v/home/n/scripts/hero_resize.js" type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8"></script>

      which is a little script which resizes the elements on the screen specifically to hide the notice:

      var HeroResize=AC.Class({initialize:function(b){this._height=null;this._hero=$(b);
      AC.Object.synthesize(this);this.__boundResizeHero=this.resizeHero.bindAsEventListener(this);
      if(typeof window.ontouchstart==="undefined"){this.resizeHero();Event.observe(window,"resize",this.__boundResizeHero)
      }},setHeight:function(b){this._height=(b<0)?0:b;return this._height},resizeHero:function(){this.setHeight(parseInt(window.innerHeight||(window.document.documentElement.clientHeight||window.document.body.clientHeight),10)-310);
      this.hero().style.height=this.height()+"px"}});Event.onDOMReady(function(){var b=new HeroResize("billboard")
      });

      The US site doesn't use that script, in it's place is a script called promomanager.js.

    40. Re:Shameful behaviour by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      Not a side effect, it is deliberate. If you view source you'll see that the code is different on the UK site vs the others.

      No, it isn't. You compared the UK site to the USA site. The USA site is the odd one out. Take a look at, for example, the German site, or the French site. They have got exactly the same "deliberately hiding the legal notice" code on it, despite the fact the notice isn't on those sites.

      The difference between the USA site and all the others is that Apple are pushing the fourth generation iPad on their USA site and the iPad mini on the others. For whatever reason, they didn't use the resizing code for the fourth generation iPad hero shot. Whatever the reason for that is, it clearly isn't because they are trying to hide the notice, because the same code is in use everywhere the iPad mini hero shot is used, including countries where the notice is not required.

      This is not a conspiracy to hide a legal notice. They've got a new product and they zoomed the image to fit the screen. Do not ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by common sense.

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    41. Re:Shameful behaviour by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      Oh, bullshit. Try this: go to Apple's US page (which is "apple.com" which I'm guessing will redirect in other countries, and apparently you can't just add /us/ to force it to stay in the US, so, you may have to pick a random country if you're actually in the UK) and compare it to the UK version of the page. Notice anything different?

      Yes. Apple are pushing the fourth generation iPad on their USA site and the iPad mini on all their other sites. That's the determining factor for whether the resize code is used. It's not specific to the UK. Look at their other sites. Their French site uses that resize code. Their German site uses that resize code. All the sites that are pushing the iPad mini use that resize code. The USA is the odd one out because it's pushing the fourth generation iPad, and for whatever reason they didn't use the resize code for that.

      Now we've got two explanations for why that resize code is there. Mine, which states that it's a design choice to push their new product, and yours, which states that it's a deliberate attempt to hide a legal notice. Which explanation fits the facts? The fact is that the code is tied to the product. The fact is that the code is not tied to the country.

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    42. Re:Shameful behaviour by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      No, what they did was include code that automatically resizes the hero shot to take up all the available space.

      That is not what's happening. In every screen shot shown in this thread the iPad mini image is scaled down , not up. As your browser window gets larger it increases in size until it is it's real size. After that it stops scaling. Also the page switches to a portrait layout if your browser window get's beyond a certain height. If one trusts timestamps provided by the web server, the scripts and images that make this happen have been on the site since the day before the iPad mini announcement.

    43. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple.com.au yes that's right the australian site, has the same code.

    44. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .au (apple.com.au) has the resize code too. So it's not just an eu thing either

    45. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which raises another question - why isn't the message on those other European sites? Wasn't this decision for the whole of the EU?

    46. Re:Shameful behaviour by _xeno_ · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes. Apple are pushing the fourth generation iPad on their USA site and the iPad mini on all their other sites. That's the determining factor for whether the resize code is used.

      Wrong. They're showing both the 4th gen iPad and the iPad mini on the US page. I know, because I just accidentally double-opened the page while double-checking and got one of each.

      But wait, it gets better. When I wrote my original post, it was based off seeing the iPad Mini ad. It looks like this. Note that there's plenty of room at the footer to place an apology.

      The iPad version actually takes up more vertical space than the iPad mini version! It looks like this. This one kind of cuts off the footer.

      So, yes, they're being flat-out asses here. The fact that the same iPad mini resize code runs on every international site is probably more a factor that Apple runs two versions of the site: for the US, and for "everyone else."

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    47. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the same court that found in favor of Samsung because,“They are not as cool.” High legal content there.

    48. Re:Shameful behaviour by kasperd · · Score: 1

      The judge can now order the statement placed on the very top of the page, to make sure no one misses it. :)

      And Apple can make the browser automatically scroll just past it when the page is opened.

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    49. Re:Shameful behaviour by terjeber · · Score: 2

      Yeah, 'cause Apple is such a great company they can break the law any time they wish however they wish. Were you born this retarded or did your dad beat you repeatedly over the head with a hammer when you were a child?

    50. Re:Shameful behaviour by terjeber · · Score: 1

      The message isn't hidden, it's right there on the page

      No, it isn't. Read it again. The message is not in compliance. It would not be in compliance if it was 72pt font across the middle of the page. The words and letters used simply do not convey the message they were explicitly told to put on their page. The words on the linked-to page does, but that was not what the judge told them to do.

    51. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judges don't like "good design". They don't like clever marketing tricks (like the first "apology"). They like absolute, immediate compliance (and not "technical" compliance) with the spirit of their demands.

      As an engineer I perfectly understand the problem here: fucking clueless clients don't know how to specify requirements, later cry me a river about wrongdoing.

    52. Re:Shameful behaviour by Xest · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Whilst that worked in Germany for Microsoft I do not believe that would work in the UK either. If Apple got such a ruling in place, I suspect the UK courts would really throw the book at Apple at that point regardless of what some Texas judge says. If that involved a fine, and the US courts told Apple they didn't have to pay it, that could well mean the bailiffs moving in on Apple's UK stores and seizing both the properties and the products to pay the fine.

      Judges in texas can rule whatever the fuck they want but ultimately when Apple operates in a country it is bound by that countries laws and US judges do not have universal jurisdiction. It's really up to Apple then whether it wants to rely on the US judge's ruling or comply with UK law, if it doesn't it will get punished in the UK regardless.

    53. Re:Shameful behaviour by Xest · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Interestingly I notice that I no longer get redirected to the UK site when I go to Apple.com too so it suggests they've disabled that, at least for UK visitors so that people see the US site where the apology is not posted.

      Say I then click store, because I also have to scroll down to notice I'm set to the wrong country on a 1920x1200 monitor and hence proceed anyway, get to the store, and then realise I'm on the US site because all the prices are in dollars not pounds, and then change country it changes it to the page I'm on completely bypassing the front page where the notice is.

      They've gone out their way to try and avoid people seeing this. I do hope the judges are made very aware and that they are properly punished as a result.

    54. Re:Shameful behaviour by Guignol · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, sane people *should* check the fine system

    55. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Barbara Streishand agrees that this should get no attention anymore.

    56. Re:Shameful behaviour by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Fine? There's probably a fine, and it's probably pretty severe... but contempt of court is apparently a felony which actually carries a prison sentence. I doubt the UK could (or at least would bother to) extradite, say, the CEO... but they could certainly grab whoever is the head of the UK operations and toss him in a cell if he wanted. Or anybody else the judge wanted to make a point of. Or possibly several people... or they could just revoke Apple's license to do business and/or ban the sale of their products.

      IANAL, much less a British one (barrister? My dad's from the UK but not in law either, and I live in the US) but a cursory research of the subject indicates that you really, *really* don't want to be held in contempt of a British court. This is a lot more than just a fine, where somebody gets canned over it and maybe some executive gets a smaller bonus than would otherwise be the case... this is a case of the judge basically deciding whether Apple UK, as both a corporate entity and a bunch of employees, should be permitted to go on existing / living free.

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    57. Re:Shameful behaviour by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If the Judge was serious about the prominence of the disclaimer; they should have ordered Apple to display a prominent message. Submit a 'draft' copy of their home page for the judges approval, publish it.

      This isn't school detention, the judge isn't a teacher who has to make sure his pupils comply. The judge expected Apple to behave like adults and not be dicks about it. Apparently that was an error in judgement and Apple will be punished for it, just like a school child would be.

      Hopefully next they will be required to just replace the entire front page with a click-through notice.

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    58. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to test this, I've connected a Mac to my 1920x1200 screen and set the Rotation to 90 degree, so that the browser Window can be ~1900 pixels high. Apparently, you've just hit the maximum scale for the ads. The scaling algorithm tries to keep all the "shiny" images on screen, but doesn't care about the text at the bottom. You can also see that happening at the point where the videos move from the left to the bottom of the big ad. Beyond about 1600 pixels heigth, no scaling takes place and everything remains visible. They seem to have optimized their website only for their own products.

    59. Re:Shameful behaviour by Wizard+Drongo · · Score: 1

      I agree he's a total fucking idiot (sorry OP, but you are, and I'll explain why in a minute), but he's nowhere near as stupid as some of the people on /.

      The US Govt. will happily go up against a UK Judge. With ease. They'd do it in a heartbeat, and have on numerous occasions. But here's the key: only when it was in their interests.

      Apple and Samsung right now are having a legal dick-waving competition. Eventually either Apple or Samsung will lose, or they'll both realise it's self-defeating and it will end. Either way, no interest for the US government in it. Even if Samsung were to win big in this multi-national legal fight, Apple would still be fine. They've not done anything bad enough to mean breakup or to stop them selling products like the iPad (Most i can see happening is a forced revision to remove feature X), and if it comes to a fine, Apple have a massive cash surplus on hand.
      So there's no "protect US jobs/company" motive here. The US Govt. has been historically VERY wary of large companies getting all "we're bigger than government", which Apple is showing every sign of. If anything, they'd wade on in to HELP this Judge, potentially in the form of some sort of legal-judge cross-recognition treaty with the UK (ie. if you lose a patent case in the UK, sucks to be you,we'll help them enforce it here), if it got bad enough.

      But they would NEVER help Apple in a trial like this, against the UK Judge...

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    60. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the thesis in question is "i won't be punished", then argument by punishment is not fallacious at all.

      A good government is one that fears the people, not the other way around.

    61. Re:Shameful behaviour by omfgnosis · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't! The mere fact of authority doesn't determine validity. It only determines power. Unless you believe that miscegenation was wrong until the Civil Rights movement changed all that. Or if you believe that being Jewish and existing in nazi Germany was wrong, until the Shoah was ended. Or that it was once wrong to believe that the universe doesn't require a supernatural creator, but is also wrong no longer. Or any number of other formerly prohibited but unquestionably valid thoughts, behaviors, characteristics. (All cases of being no longer wrong depending, of course, upon jurisdiction! Validity is both temporal and geographical? I think not.)

      To believe that punishment determines rightness is to believe that power comes from a divine source.

      Now, you buried a second claim in your response—that defying authority is stupid. In some cases that may well be true, but in others it may just as well not. It quite depends on what edict you defy, what your values are, what the costs might be and whether they are worth the action having been done.

      I should anticipate the stupid claim that I'm assigning some sort of moral equivalency between the parties in TFA and the parties I discussed above, which of course I haven't done and have no intention of doing. Illustrating fallacious reasoning requires no such equivalency. It simply encourages us to consider our arguments more carefully and thoughtfully.

    62. Re:Shameful behaviour by mark-t · · Score: 1

      This isn't an issue if merely *might* having to scroll... it is an issue of *ALWAYS* having to scroll. Apple is using javascript to resize the objects and spacing of the objects on their home page so that the message is always just below the bottom of the user's browser window, regardless of the user's browser window size.

      Since it previously was the case that a user was *not* required to scroll to see the footer contents as long as their browser window was large enough (it's worth noting that they are sharing this resizing behavior on other country's home pages, but again, this was not the behavior it had last week), this is quite clearly a deliberate effort on Apple's part to keep the message from view, and defeats much of the intent behind the notion of Apple being required to put it on their home page, since it *always* requires some explicit user interaction to view.

    63. Re:Shameful behaviour by Sepultura · · Score: 1

      I don't know if that's necessarily a change on their part. I'm not from the UK, but in Canada apple.com has behaved like this for a very long time, if not forever. apple.com goes to the US site, and clicking the Store tab up top brings you to store.apple.com/us

      Which is especially annoying considering that we both use dollars for currency, so if you're not aware of it you can easily assume you're on the Canadian site.

    64. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 1920x1200 display.

      I went to the Apple UK website and saw the entire page without scrolling.

      I use Noscript, however, and it blocked the scripts on Apple's website.

      I then temporarily enabled the scripts on Apple's website, and lo and behold, I now have to scroll to see the message.

      If this is not intentionally trying to hide the message I don't know what is. They should have their balls nailed to the wall for being in contempt.

    65. Re:Shameful behaviour by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Do you have a cache of what the page looked like 7 days ago?

    66. Re:Shameful behaviour by ahabswhale · · Score: 1

      Oh please, get over yourself. They have to post it on the page, the order doesn't say it has to be displayed without scrolling. They have other things on their site that require scrolling too so it's not like this is the ONLY thing that requires scrolling to see. Also, as a customer I really don't care. I want to see what the company has to offer product-wise, not legalise crap.

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    67. Re:Shameful behaviour by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Were you born this retarded or did your dad beat you repeatedly over the head with a hammer when you were a child?

      It was a Trout not a Hammer you insensitive clod!

    68. Re:Shameful behaviour by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      and make apple use comic sans for the apology :-)

    69. Re:Shameful behaviour by rkww · · Score: 1

      > I don't know how large a fine the court is allowed to impose for contempt, but I imagine it's pretty large. It's unlimited. http://www.mondaq.com/x/151402/Crime/Contempt+Of+Court+Why+Ignoring+A+Court+Order+Could+Land+You+In+Serious+Trouble

    70. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you've been slapped down for contempt of court, your next action really shouldn't be this kind of open contempt. I wonder how Apple's UK employees feel about this disrespect to their courts?

      And you actually expected any different?

      If I were the courts after this obviously contemptuous escapade I'd freeze all Apple assets and product sales within the UEC. Then start fining them 1 million euro's per day until they are in full compliance. After ten days start extradition proceedings against the CEO and board of directors for contempt. After 15 days start pressuring the UN to seize all assets and ban sales worldwide.

    71. Re:Shameful behaviour by rkww · · Score: 1

      > I don't know how large a fine the court is allowed to impose for contempt, but I imagine it's pretty large

      It's unlimited.

      http://www.mondaq.com/x/151402/Crime/Contempt+Of+Court+Why+Ignoring+A+Court+Order+Could+Land+You+In+Serious+Trouble

    72. Re:Shameful behaviour by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Given Apple's rather obvious contempt for the rule of law, I'm wondering if Lucy Koh actually got some money for running her lopsided courtroom.

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    73. Re:Shameful behaviour by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      They could specify the exact wording, location and size of the ads.

      They better not forget to specify the color scheme too, because Apple used light grey on white last time.

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    74. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Post it above every urinal and give us something new to read.

    75. Re:Shameful behaviour by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      Seriously. I reading your comment, which is below the line, sure. But its not at the bottom hiding in an area and style that usually means "small print", & "go away, nothing here". So your comment, while below the fold, has nothing in common with the way apple is trying to hide their apology.

    76. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly I notice that I no longer get redirected to the UK site when I go to Apple.com too so it suggests they've disabled that

      Go to apple.co.uk, you'll be redirected to apple.com/uk (at least from Australia), and there it is. As the story says, the apology is off the bottom of the screen on my PC, but on my Android phone in portrait mode it is right there, halfway down the page.

    77. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scary that one recognizes the bash.org reference in there...

    78. Re:Shameful behaviour by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      it's just good design.

      Judges don't like "good design". They don't like clever marketing tricks (like the first "apology"). They like absolute, immediate compliance (and not "technical" compliance) with the spirit of their demands.

      Well, then the judges should have said so, because the message is exactly where the old one was. Since they didn't bring it up as not compliant before, they can't bring it up now.

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    79. Re:Shameful behaviour by garry_g · · Score: 1

      Do you really think Apple's UK employees really give a damn?

      Do you really think Apple gives a damn about whether Apple's UK employees give a damn? And no matter what other judgments might come out of that, do you really believe the employee's jobs are in danger? As long as "believers" will still pay premium for being allowed to walk around with an Apple product, they will still be sold ...

    80. Re:Shameful behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's the other thing. Whatever the UK court's findings, I don't think it was fair of them to force Apple to make a public apology. That kind of thing makes the *rest* of the lawsuits very difficult.

      The US might find that Samsung did infringe (and they did), but a big statement on Apple's website saying "Nope! Samsung didn't infringe and we're very sorry for bringing the lawsuit!" might do a lot of damage to other lawsuits that are pending.

      It's unfair of the UK court to meddle in the possible findings of other courts by forcing this kind of public comment from Apple.

    81. Re:Shameful behaviour by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      If the thesis in question is "i won't be punished", then argument by punishment is not fallacious at all.

      A good government is one that fears the people, not the other way around.

      So you're staying Apple ought not to be worried about what the courts rule when it's involved in a battle in the courts... that it started? WTFIWWY?

  6. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please take a look at these figures, and tell me "They're done."

    http://www.androidauthority.com/android-worldwide-market-share-q3-2012-127867/

  7. Have to scroll to see it 1680x1050 by future+assassin · · Score: 2

    WTF are they a Lindsay Lohan of the computer world?

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    1. Re:Have to scroll to see it 1680x1050 by BasilBrush · · Score: 1, Troll

      Don't have to scroll to see it. http://imgur.com/gwdtH

    2. Re:Have to scroll to see it 1680x1050 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do...
      https://dl.dropbox.com/u/6237043/applesucks.png

    3. Re:Have to scroll to see it 1680x1050 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody uses portrait mode on a computer you pedantic twat.

    4. Re:Have to scroll to see it 1680x1050 by narcc · · Score: 4, Informative

      In case you missed this:

      https://dl.dropbox.com/u/6237043/applesucks.png

      What now?

    5. Re:Have to scroll to see it 1680x1050 by tbird81 · · Score: 1

      Why do you defend these scoundrels at Apple?

    6. Re:Have to scroll to see it 1680x1050 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's twice you've said that. It wasn't funny the first time.

    7. Re:Have to scroll to see it 1680x1050 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't give Lohan a bad name by associating her with Apple

  8. Apple managers didn't think clearly. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apple managers are apparently unaware that sneaky behavior is likely to get a big story on Slashdot.

    1. Re:Apple managers didn't think clearly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apple managers are apparently unaware that sneaky behavior is likely to get a big story on Slashdot.

      Why would they care about that? As hard as this notice is to see, it will be seen by far more people than anything on slashdot.

    2. Re:Apple managers didn't think clearly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdotter apparently unaware Apple couldn't care less what random Slashdotter thinks.

    3. Re:Apple managers didn't think clearly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of which 0% of the (targeted) mass market reads.. Yeah, big snowball effect here.

    4. Re:Apple managers didn't think clearly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what?

      Almost everyone here has already decided that they adore/hate/don'tgivetwoshisabout Apple and it won't change anyone's opinion. Normal people still won't care, and even if they did, they'll forget about it in a few months because they don't really care.

    5. Re:Apple managers didn't think clearly. by quantaman · · Score: 1

      That may not be the case.

      I'm sure Apple is aware of the Streisand effect and doesn't think this will be a way to dodge publicity, in fact they may be trying to draw publicity.

      I think from Samsung's perspective the situation is awkward, having the court tell Apple they have to apologize has some of the optics of a parent telling an older sibling they must apologize to a younger sibling. While people are aware Apple has done something wrong to Samsung, there's also a subtext of Samsung acting spoiled and complaining to Mom & Dad, while Apple is playing the rebellious child and sticking it to authority.

      Apple knows marketing and I think their play here is to cement their position above Samsung on the social hierarchy, and I'm guessing they feel whatever legal consequences they eventually face will be worth it.

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    6. Re:Apple managers didn't think clearly. by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      They have to take an ad out in the papers. I don't think they give a fuck about the "Streisand effect."

    7. Re:Apple managers didn't think clearly. by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      while Apple is playing the rebellious child and sticking it to authority.

      We tolerate childish behavior in entieties we don't see as fully in control of themselves. Does Apple really wants to be seen that way?

    8. Re:Apple managers didn't think clearly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While people are aware Apple has done something wrong to Samsung, there's also a subtext of Samsung acting spoiled and complaining to Mom & Dad, while Apple is playing the rebellious child and sticking it to authority.

      That's funny, considering it was Apple who sued Samsung in the first place.

    9. Re:Apple managers didn't think clearly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely they're unaware that the judge reads Slashdot and that Slashdot stories have an effect upon his rulings.

  9. Re:Does the EU ever get tired of being someone's m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple only brought this on themselves and it will get worse for them if they continue this childish behaviour.

  10. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're so full of shit. 1920x1080 is not a proper screen resolution? I still have to scroll to see it.

  11. Stay classy, Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew Apple were led by a bunch of petulant children, but this takes the cake. My two-year-old was better behaved. I fully expect them to throw a proper tantrum and bang pots and pans together when the judge issues an injunction.

  12. Re:who cares by EGSonikku · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And they have. People whining about scrolling to see it? Get over it, all the stuff on the bottom of their page has required a scroll to see it.

    Try READING the court order. They are in full compliance.

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  13. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not "getting a device with proper screen resolution", it's "the iPad mini ad is automatically resized along with your browser window to fill your screen". Not sure why it's not doing that in your screenshot.

  14. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try it yourself; they grow the top section so that you cannot see it without scrolling. It is obviously on purpose. I first through I would be able to see it without scrolling too, but I filled the screen on a 1600x1200 monitor and the top graphic of the iPad gets bigger and bigger - making it still invisible without scrolling. They clearly violated the spirit of the order if not the letter of it. However it is probably close enough. I imagine the judge will make a note to himself that if he ever has occasion to make such an order again he will word it in such a way as to prevent such shenanigans.

  15. How long until they just reach for a big hammer? by compro01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wonder exactly how much patience the judges have for this kind of nonsense.

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  16. no different by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    I'd say it's actually more visible than the first statement given that it's not just a link. Someone people want to make an issue out of anything.

    1. Re:no different by sjames · · Score: 2

      It's still exactly the sort of cheeky behavior one might expect from an unrepentant 4 year old. I thought managers were supposed to be adults.

    2. Re:no different by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      It's the behaviour I've seen from every single other company that has had to do similar things. Corporations are like children. This is why people who think we don't need regulations are retards.

    3. Re:no different by xaxa · · Score: 2

      It's the behaviour I've seen from every single other company that has had to do similar things. Corporations are like children. This is why people who think we don't need regulations are retards.

      This kind of thing isn't unknown in the UK (although it is rare, as most companies don't lie as much as Apple did).

      Anyway, I have seen adverts in newspapers before with apologies and retractions -- I can't remember the company, I think it was probably a European airline. They normally publish a straightforward apology and any facts as required, just their logo and some black text; nothing clever. British people will accept that and move on, but Apple won't be looking good at the moment -- I've seen Apple's news on the front page of the BBC and Guardian websites.

    4. Re:no different by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Most retractions in the US or UK that I have seen are tiny. What annoys me more is websites that leave the inncorrect information and then put an update at the bottom. Yes it is out in the open and part of the article but given how people skim they probably won't see and will only see the lie / innaccuracy much higher up in the article.

    5. Re:no different by mark-t · · Score: 0

      But they both *require* a form of user interaction. A link requires clicking, this notice requires scrolling. What they've done here arguably even worse, in terms of complying with the spirit of the court order, because it comes across as a deliberate effort to conceal it, defeating the very reason that Apple was ordered explicitly to put it on their home page in the first place.

    6. Re:no different by Wovel · · Score: 1

      Does it matter to you (or anyone else in this thread) That Apple added the same code to every page outside of the US after the iPad Mini announcement. The code makes sure the footer is off the bottom of the page. There is nothing unusual about it at all. It is not sneaky. It is good web design.

    7. Re:no different by sjames · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter in the least. I'm not sure why you might think it would matter. The legal announcement wasn't SUPPOSED to be a footer (at least the court didn't want it to be a footer).

      If you tell me to display something prominently and I stick it in the page as a sub-footer, is that 'good design'?

  17. Must be fixed? by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

    I'm presuming this has been fixed since I just visited the page and the notice appears pretty much in the middle of the page, slightly above centre. Screen resolution is 1600x900 (which I don't think is extraordinarily high). I can even make the window much shorter and there are still no issues seeing the notice.

    1. Re:Must be fixed? by mihai.todor85 · · Score: 1

      Strange. I'm using 1366x768 and the page has height 1010px on Firefox, so I have to scroll around 200px to actually see the link.

    2. Re:Must be fixed? by tfigment · · Score: 1

      Make sure you don't have a script blocker running. I have ScriptNo on Chrome and I can see the text just barely on 1920x1200 and fully on 1200x1600 (rotated) with it enabled by default. If I allow javascript to run then it perfectly expands the image so that indeed the apology is at the bottom of the page and I have to scroll (in both screen formats). Its unnecessary on 1920x1200 and extremely unnecessary on 1200x1600 to play that game as they could easily have fit the text at the bottom if they were not trying to hide it.

    3. Re:Must be fixed? by Zocalo · · Score: 4, Informative
      Nope, definitely not fixed. There appear to be two options for the text appearing in the initial page view:
      1. You are running NoScript, or similar, which prevents the dynamic sizing script from working and have sufficient vertical resolution for the default image scaling to include the text below the four images below the iPad Mini
      2. You have a display in portrait mode, which seems to break the script, so I guess Apple needed those 14 days after all.

      If you are in landscape mode, and enable scripting for "apple.com", then the bottom of the webpage will be just below the four images, every time.

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    4. Re:Must be fixed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and even if you do scroll down, the text looks like a standard copyright notice, unless you actually read it. I probably wouldn't even have noticed it, if not for the fact that I was looking for it.

    5. Re:Must be fixed? by Maow · · Score: 1

      I just visited as of 22:28 pdt saturday (05:28 gmt sunday) and it was clear as possible.

      I was hoping they'd pulled another stunt, perhaps with iStuff adverts above the judgment, however not when currently viewing it with Firefox 15.0.1 on Ubuntu 10.04 from Canada.

      And, off of the front page was a link with the entirely sufficient (IMHO) text (viewable with slight scrolling):

      On 25 October 2012, Apple Inc. published a statement on its UK website in relation to Samsung's Galaxy tablet computers. That statement was inaccurate and did not comply with the order of the Court of Appeal of England and Wales. The correct statement is at Samsung/Apple UK judgement.

      Oh crap, is that the scrolling everyone's talking about? Just read one of TFAs and it appears so. I thought the decision itself was what required scrolling. Meh, I hate Apple, but cannot get too upset about this.

      Tried it with & without NoScript, both times text was centred horizontally & vertically within the page.

      So, unsure if it's been changed (again) but I'm mildly disappointed - they appear to have done what was required without any fooling around.

      *shrug*

    6. Re:Must be fixed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair: the picture scaling thing has been in place on the UK site for some time, and it's also present on other European versions. (Try substituting "/de/" or "/fr/" for the "/uk/", you'll see the same thing.)

  18. Re:who cares by thaylin · · Score: 4, Informative

    And before this you did not need to scroll. They are trying to manipulate the situation in a way the judges already warned them about.

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  19. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agreed with the fact that there is nothing about it being visible on the screen without scrolling, but the second part with 'Device with proper resolution'. If you have a display with more than 1600px vertical then you can see it but most people use screens with only a little more than half that size (most popular screen size is a paltry 1366x768 remember). I have a 1920x1200 resolution and I had to switch to portrait mode (1200x1920) to get it to show on the screen without scrolling. You could see it if you are using a new Mac Book Pro, or an new full sized iPad, but few other machines will see this without scrolling that are in regular use.

    I agree with Linus that we should have 'Reasonable Resolution' screens, but the majority of people do not.

  20. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not really, apple is retarded enough to give more than customers need, in fact, more than they appreciate.
    Quite happy with my 1920x1080, see no need for upgrade. Only reason to have higher screener resolution or me, now, is to see retarded apple doing retarded apology,

    guess what, i don't need it.

  21. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sorry to burst your bubble there, but Samsung is by far the largest smartphone maker in the world and their profits seem to be quite close to Apple's. So no, they're not that far behind.

  22. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kiteo, his eyes closed: AOL buying Time Warner.

  23. Kids these days... by mihai.todor85 · · Score: 1

    I think the people at Samsung will laugh to tears if Apple will be asked to modify their page once more. This is another great example of corporate trolling.

  24. Re:This stunt by Apple by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

    You screen captured in portrait view. So a 'proper' resolution now a days is a vertically oriented portrait screen?

  25. I'm on a laptop by Revotron · · Score: 0, Troll

    And I have to scroll down one inch to see a VERY large-print paragraph that very clearly states what the court wants. I don't see the issue here. Sounds like Apple haters are just grasping at straws.

    Slashdot - news for fandroids, pedantic bullshit that doesn't matter.

  26. Re:This stunt by Apple by Your.Master · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The space is occupied by an ad for the iPad mini, with a resolution of 1024x768. Yeah, you're full of shit. You only have a retina resolution on an iPad if it's less than 8 months old, or else it would be 1024x768 as well, so don't go talking about 1920x1080 being obsolete since the year 2000 as if you're making any damned sense.

    Apple.com doesn't scale the ipad mini ad like this, it just has a static size. Apple.com/uk does. That much seems suspicious as hell. Now, that said, Apple.com/ca for Canada also does, despite not having legalese.

    Viewed from my 1920x1200 monitor, landscape orientation. I first got something with this resolution in 2006 IIRC, maybe 2007. Clearly I'm a damned luddite.

  27. This is just stupid by Quila · · Score: 1, Informative

    Not Apple, those complaining. A slight flick of the finger and I scrolled to see the warning. OH NOES, a company wants to make its latest product as prominent as possible on its front page, and they do it in other countries too.

    I am worried about some of Apple's text. It says the previous statement was inaccurate. I don't remember anything inaccurate about the last one, only that the judge didn't like it.

    1. Re:This is just stupid by QuasiSteve · · Score: 5, Funny

      A slight flick of the finger and I scrolled to see the warning.

      Prosser: But the statement was on display.
      Arthur Dent: On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar.
      Prosser: That's the display department.

    2. Re:This is just stupid by mrbester · · Score: 1

      It was inaccurate in that not only was it not text saying that Samsung didn't copy Apple (as ordered by the court) it was a link that also didn't say Samsung copied Apple. Now this text is itself inaccurate as it still breaches the first court order as well as the second.

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    3. Re:This is just stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? He didn't say "I don't remember anything that breaches the court order." He said "I don't remember anything inaccurate."

    4. Re:This is just stupid by Quila · · Score: 1

      Exactly what in the below statement is inaccurate?

      On 9th July 2012 the High Court of Justice of England and Wales ruled that Samsung Electronic (UK) Limitedls Galaxy Tablet Computer, namely the Galaxy Tab 10.1, Tab 8.9 and Tab 7.7 do notinfringe Apple's registered design No. 0000181607-0001. A copy of the full judgment of the Highcourt is available on the following link www.bailii.org/ew/cases/EWHC/Patents/2012/1882.html.

      In the ruling, the judge made several important points comparing the designs of the Apple and Samsung products:

      "The extreme simplicity of the Apple design is striking. Overall it has undecorated flat surfaces with a plate of glass on the front all the way out to a very thin rim and a blank back. There is a crisp edge around the rim and a combination of curves, both at the corners and the sides. The design looks like an object the informed user would want to pick up and hold. It is an understated, smooth and simple product. It is a cool design."

      "The informed user's overall impression of each of the Samsung Galaxy Tablets is the following. From the front they belong to the family which includes the Apple design; but the Samsung products are very thin, almost insubstantial members of that family with unusual details on the back. They do not have the same understated and extreme simplicity which is possessed by the Apple design. They are not as cool."

      That Judgment has effect throughout the European Union and was upheld by the Court of Appeal on 18 October 2012. A copy of the Court of Appeal's judgment is available on the following link www.bailii.org/ew/cases/EWCA/Civ/2012/1339.html. There is no injunction in respect of the registered design in force anywhere in Europe.

      However, in a case tried in Germany regarding the same patent, the court found that Samsung engaged in unfair competition by copying the iPad design. A U.S. jury also found Samsung guilty of infringing on Apple's design and utility patents, awarding over one billion U.S. dollars in damages to Apple Inc. So while the U.K. court did not find Samsung guilty of infringement, other courts have recognized that in the course of creating its Galaxy tablet, Samsung willfully copied Apple's far more popular iPad.

      As far as I know, all of the Apple-written text is factually accurate. The only thing that could even be called opinion is saying the "judge made several important points". It would be Apple's opinion that the points are important. But that is an extremely minor nitpick.

      Non-compliant, sure. Inaccurate, no. The two aren't necessarily the same thing.

    5. Re:This is just stupid by mrbester · · Score: 1

      It's Apple's opinion that merely reqouting a court ruling constitutes a required statement from them that they were in error when they said Samsung copied them as far as the UK is concerned.

      It is also Apple's opinion that including text that details cases irrelevant to this one is best prefaced with a "However" implying that not only do they not agree with the verdict they are calling the judge's standing as someone who can make a proper judgment into question as other judges have rules in their favour.

      It's additionally Apple's opinion that they can do whatever the hell they fucking like after they have been told exactly what words to put in place of their original breach of order.

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    6. Re:This is just stupid by Quila · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Even the judge admitted Apple is free to disagree.

      Did Apple post the result of the judgement? Yes. Did Apple state there is no injunction in the EU? Yes.

      The problem isn't that Apple included inaccurate information, the problem is that Apple included too much factually accurate information, information that the judge didn't care to be seen.

      Nobody has been able to show me what in that statement is not factually accurate. The judge forced Apple to post a factually inaccurate statement in the revised text, the inaccuracy being that the previous text was inaccurate.

    7. Re:This is just stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit and more bullshit. You could argue exactly the same you are arguing if apple posted a copy of the bible and half way through it the ad. Their intent is pretty clear to anyone.

    8. Re:This is just stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if Apple had hidden the statement required by the judge in the middle of a pdf of Roberts' History of the World you'd would think that complied?

    9. Re:This is just stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No the UK judge was sitting as an EU community judge. When the case looked bad Apple started a case in Germany.The Grman court shouldn't have accepted it and the German judge was making judgement for Germany only.

      Because apple fought a war in the press claiming Samsung copied 5heir design. Apple were ordered to post how that was incorrect so the consumer could understand. Apples first attempt included other court cases on other issues in an attempt to confuse the issue.

    10. Re:This is just stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The Court was particularly unimpressed with the fact that, in its view, the paragraphs which had been added were clearly wrong. In particular it will be noted that, in the final paragraph, Apple had said “in a case tried in Germany regarding the same patent, the court found that Samsung engaged in unfair competition by copying the iPad design” [Emphasis added]. The Court took exception to the use of the words “the same patent” since the British action did not involve any patent, being solely concerned with registered design. Similarly, the Court did not like the statement that the Judge Birss had "made several important points comparing the designs of the Apple and Samsung product" [Emphasis added]. As the Court pointed out, Judge Birss made no findings in relation to the Apple PRODUCT – his findings were in relation to the Apple REGISTERED DESIGN.

    11. Re:This is just stupid by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      The notice isn't there for the benefit of people who are looking for it. They already know what it says.

      This is to correct the misapprehension that Samsung copied from Apple, that a casual visitor might be under. If it's hidden off the screen then it's not going to do that, is it?

    12. Re:This is just stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the part where they stated that the US court found Samsung's tablet copied Apple's more popular iPad.

      The US jury in fact found the exact opposite.

  28. Hidden in Plain Sight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  29. Re:This stunt by Apple by thaylin · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually last week I was able to see the footer on both websites without scrolling.

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  30. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    hah.

    Sokath, his eyes uncovered.

  31. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except the US site DOESN'T scale the iPad mini picture up to hide the bottom. Apple.com - no scaling. Apple.com/uk - scaling.

  32. Re:This stunt by Apple by mikestew · · Score: 1

    As far as "having to scroll to see it", try getting a device with proper screen resolution:

    I don't know how to get any better than 2560x1440 without spending a large amount of cash (and this monitor set me back enough). I still have to scroll to see the bottom.

    That said, the order never said anything about no having to scroll. I'm surprised it specified such a small 11 point font.

  33. Avoid Streisand effect using Gestalt principles by znigelz · · Score: 1

    For being a tech savvy company, they don't seem to understand online social dynamics at all. They should have thought about the Streisand effect before making another such massive marketing slip. If they had just used Gestalt principles they could have hidden the notice in plain sight.

    1. Re:Avoid Streisand effect using Gestalt principles by Quila · · Score: 1

      Apple wants this known, especially people will hear about the previous statement, and how the judge didn't like it because it mentioned that Apple was victorious in other jurisdictions, and because it mentioned how the judge ruled for Samsung because their products weren't as "cool."

    2. Re:Avoid Streisand effect using Gestalt principles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no Streisand Effect to worry about. The people who would react negatively to Apple doing this in any meaningful way that might affect Apple are already partisans that are enjoying having just one more thing to whine about. Those that are partisans in favor of Apple won't care, and the rest of the pragmatic consumer population won't care either. Quick story. One time a Motorola supplier paid to have a truck drive around the Motorola campus with a huge banner that read that "Motorola is unfair". I remember the day well. Motorola circulated messages telling employees to ignore the truck. Was Motorola being unfair and maybe even abusive to a business partner? Yeah, probably. But no one outside of Motorola cared and Motorola's borderline sadistic treatment of its engineers has never affected the company's perception in the marketplace vis-a-viz consumers.

  34. Goes to show by EEPROMS · · Score: 1

    There is a fine line between being smart and a douche.

    1. Re:Goes to show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goes to show that's what douches say. Still not true.

  35. Should have used x-ray colored background by QuasiSteve · · Score: 1

    ( ref: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3224281&cid=41843567 )

    Seriously though, I don't think this is as big a deal as the last attempt was. The javascript may very well be completely unrelated. The statement is still obviously pushed as far out of view as possible, though. One could argue it's not even technically part of the page layout's normal content, given that it sits below the normal acceptation of a footer. So what is it, a subfooter? But this one they could possibly get away with. And if not, well their footer's class says it all, I suppose; sosumi.

    1. Re:Should have used x-ray colored background by Splab · · Score: 1

      Considering they have already been found in contempt, I seriously doubt they get away with this.

    2. Re:Should have used x-ray colored background by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The resize code is on other apple sites too (like .au). So it's not just a UK specific thing.

  36. Re:This stunt by Apple by thaylin · · Score: 2

    Because I was looking at the website for the link to the notice.

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  37. Even on a 30" monitor I have to scroll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    On my 2560x1600 monitor with the browser maximized i have to scroll to see the text. Yup, I would say it is definitely fishy.

    1. Re:Even on a 30" monitor I have to scroll by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      I maximized my Firefox on a 1680x1050 display and it showed everything in one screen. But then I realized NoScript was active...

      Enabling scripts causes the top part to resize, depending on browser height, so this is definitely a deliberate act.

  38. Re:who cares by makomk · · Score: 5, Informative

    Not only that, it appears that they've turned off the normal redirect from apple.com to the UK website and aren't displaying it on the main apple.com website for UK visitors, so it's not actually visible even with scrolling to most of the people it's meant to reach. They're literally begging to be found in contempt.

  39. Re:This stunt by Apple by BasilBrush · · Score: 0, Troll

    The summary claims "Apple modified its website recently to ensure the message is never displayed without visitors having to scroll down to the bottom first."

    The screenshot proves that to be incorrect. And with the widespread use of tablets and smartphones in portrait mode, it's hardly a fringe case.

  40. Re:Does the EU ever get tired of being someone's m by Quila · · Score: 2

    Apple is rapidly turning into a shitty company that litigates not innovates

    I agree about litigation, it's what I've been hating about the company for a long time. Some of it I can understand, but some was just frivolous or Jobs' ego.

    But you can't reasonably say they don't innovate. They basically defined the modern touch screen phone and tablet markets, and the all-in-one LCD market.Their manufacturing tech is pushing Foxconn to say the iPhone 5 is the hardest and most advanced thing they've ever assembled, and now Apple brings the first Cortex A15 tech to the mainstream market, with a hand laid-out CPU design to boot. Apple is about the most innovative large electronics company in the world, warts and all.

  41. Re:How long until they just reach for a big hammer by Zocalo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Probably very little, given how quickly they reacted to Apple ignoring the spirit of the law last week. Frankly, I'm stunned that Apple seriously expected that any kind of special treatment of the message posting wasn't doing to get picked up given the level of tech press interest in the UK - the story has even been on the front page of the BBC news site. I'm guessing we'll have wait a few days to find out whether they are going to get another chance to do the right thing by the spirit of the law, or we're just going to go straight to contempt of court and see some more serious punitive action - like having to put the message in place of that nice picture of the iPad Mini.

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  42. Well they obviously are not sorry at all! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Courts should have been more specific!

    1. Re:Well they obviously are not sorry at all! by poly_pusher · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, they're about to get real specific...

    2. Re:Well they obviously are not sorry at all! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've obviously never studied law!

  43. Four links. by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Informative

    There are four links (2x thenextweb, ycombinator, and reddit) in the summary and none of them actually point to the web site or the actual statement. Was this really the best submission for this story?

    1. Re:Four links. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the absolute bollocks that is posted by the moronic bottom feeding element on Slashdot whenever there's an anti-Apple story it probably was.

  44. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    > Funny how many experts there are when this shit comes up.

    Did you read the judge's warning to them when they reworded the apology? It doesn't take an expert nor a specific law to recognize circumvention.

  45. Re:This stunt by Apple by MrHanky · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wow, you must be begging for another anal rape by Steve Jobs.

  46. Facts... by imagined.by · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How about some facts.

    First, the UK website has had this responsive layout for weeks. Also, most other country-specific landing pages of Apple use the same layout (for example German, Austrian websites). With the notable exception being the US site.

    Second, Apple was laughed at for claiming to need 2 weeks to implement the new statement on their website. While I agree I could fix something like that in 5 minutes, you just don't fiddle around in the CSS of such a website. In addition to drafting a new text, you have to adjust the code and actually test it, which can't be done in a few days. That the court demanded Apple to fix this in 48hrs, just goes to show how much they understand about this.

    1. Re:Facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, if 48 hours was an unreasonable amount of time to make this change, perhaps Apple should have complied with the original order which gave them 14 days. Instead of, you know, being giant cocks about it.

    2. Re:Facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure the court could care less whether the rest of the site continues to function optimally and frankly that is not the Judge's problem.
      All that matters is that the apology appear as ordered. So 48 hours is plenty of time.

    3. Re:Facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How about some facts.

      First, the UK website has had this responsive layout for weeks. Also, most other country-specific landing pages of Apple use the same layout (for example German, Austrian websites). With the notable exception being the US site.

      Second, Apple was laughed at for claiming to need 2 weeks to implement the new statement on their website. While I agree I could fix something like that in 5 minutes, you just don't fiddle around in the CSS of such a website. In addition to drafting a new text, you have to adjust the code and actually test it, which can't be done in a few days. That the court demanded Apple to fix this in 48hrs, just goes to show how much they understand about this.

      Facts, if a company that places so much emphasis on design and engineering, needs to roll out custom html and css that would take longer than 48 hours to test and deploy...then there's a problem

    4. Re:Facts... by arielCo · · Score: 2

      p>First, the UK website has had this responsive layout for weeks. Also, most other country-specific landing pages of Apple use the same layout (for example German, Austrian websites). With the notable exception being the US site.

      Umm, they put the notice *just outside* the fitted area. That says a lot.

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    5. Re:Facts... by swillden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      you have to adjust the code and actually test it, which can't be done in a few days

      Huh what? It takes more than a few days to test a change like adding some text to the bottom of a web page? Granted that there are multiple browsers and configurations to test, but even manually that's not more than a few hours' work... and if Apple's web site is managed by competent engineers they should have automated tests for that anyway. This sort of change should take minutes, not days, much less weeks.

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    6. Re:Facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I accessed apple.com a few weeks ago I was redirected to apple.co.uk

      Strange that this suddenly no longer seems to happen.

    7. Re:Facts... by jaminJay · · Score: 1

      Getting the copy approved, maybe. However, if you take more than a couple of minutes to make and test a change like this on the website of a massive engineering company you are doing it wrong.

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    8. Re:Facts... by poly_pusher · · Score: 2

      It also returns you to the top of the page if you start in full screen, restore and then maximize the page. You can not maintain your view of that portion of the page if you desire.

    9. Re:Facts... by poly_pusher · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Holy crap there's more, it also clips off the top of the page if it is too short vertically, but maintains the bottom of the page being just above the statement. They are sacrificing viewing their page navigation to ensure the bottom of the page isn't viewed...

    10. Re:Facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      total bullsh1t. I run a string of some of the largest corporate sites on the internet in my firm. With find, you could find that code, change it in an hour. You smoked WAAAYYY to many facts for breakfast.

    11. Re:Facts... by DeKO · · Score: 1

      Posting to cancel incorrect moderation caused by accidental click.

    12. Re:Facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't do something as simple as add a few lines of text to your website in 48 HOURS, then you need to get the hell out of web design.

    13. Re:Facts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you weren't. There isn't and has never been an apple.co.uk. When you access the store portion of the site you may be redirected to apple.com/uk.

    14. Re:Facts... by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      How about some facts.

      most other country-specific landing pages of Apple use the same layout (for example German, Austrian websites). With the notable exception being the US site.

      Yes, and as per the judgment, from Apple's own mouth: "That Judgment has effect throughout the European Union and was upheld by the Court of Appeal of England and Wales on 18 October 2012"

    15. Re:Facts... by imagined.by · · Score: 1

      While the decision has effect throughout the EU, the notice has to be put only on the UK site.

    16. Re:Facts... by imagined.by · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I was writing about adjusting the layout. You can't do that in a couple of minutes. This involves designers, programmers, and testing across browsers, which can't be done in 48hrs.

    17. Re:Facts... by imagined.by · · Score: 1

      I was talking about changing the responsive layout, not just the adding of the text snippet. Maybe I should've expressed that more clearly.

    18. Re:Facts... by jaminJay · · Score: 1

      Layout need not be changed and automated testing should bring that down to within a day. Says a guy who specializes in such endeavors.

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  47. Re:This stunt by Apple by MrHanky · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You never let the opportunity to lie for Apple's advantage go past you. I have to admire your tenacity, yet loathe your dishonesty.

  48. Side-by-side screenshots by arielCo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    apple.com/uk vs apple.com on a 1600-px high screen. I had to hit F11 *after* loading apple.com/uk to include the notice in the screen capture.

    Pretty sleazy.

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    1. Re:Side-by-side screenshots by RobbieCrash · · Score: 1

      The funniest part is that Apple.com alternates between two images the same size, while the UK one is only the big iPad mini page.

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  49. Re:This stunt by Apple by artor3 · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you're going to make a claim like that, you might want to spare thirty seconds to check out the actual web sites.

    US Site: No picture scaling
    UK Site: Picture scales to hide the bottom of the page. I had to turn my monitor on its side, making it 1920 pixels tall, in order to get the notice to appear.

    I really don't understand how some people think they can get away with such obvious lies on the internet. Do they really think that not a single person will bother to check?

  50. Leave Apple alone! by fufufang · · Score: 1

    Let's organise an Apple boycott, and leave its products alone.

  51. Re:This stunt by Apple by fustakrakich · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, even on my 145inch 8K monitor I have to scroll down... Oh wait, let me turn the magnification down a bit... Ah yes, there we go... Damn! Now where did I put my reading glasses?

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  52. Another slap in the face of the judge by horza · · Score: 1

    They really think the judge is an idiot and a fool. As if the first attempt wasn't enough to try and humiliate the judge, the new "compliance" to show on the front page has it automatically resize the page to hide it off the bottom. As it's effectively hidden from the user it again does not comply to display the announcement on the front page. It literally resizes real time to hide the judgement.

    Phillip.

    1. Re:Another slap in the face of the judge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The judge said Samsung wins because, “They are not as cool.”

      I would call that representative of idiocy, foolishness and all out twattery.

    2. Re:Another slap in the face of the judge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The judge said Samsung wins because, “They are not as cool.”

      No, the judge said Samsung wins because it didn't copy Apple's design. That he personally thinks Apple's is better is just that, his personal opinion.

  53. When did apple stop being cool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably when they decided that it was financially advantageous and/or easier to get ahead by trying to keep the competition down rather than improving their products. Must have hit a brick wall and figured innovation is harder than litigation. Fucking bean-counters and lawyers wrecking everything! Not cool apple. Not cool at all.

  54. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You seem to care how much money this company makes.

    Maybe you should just give them more money just by donating them money, since you think having the smallest userbase with the maximum profit is a good thing.

    Blackberry at it's peak had twice as much users (50%+), windows is still dominating (75%+), Samsung has always sold more smartphones...

    So why do you want each device to be more expensive for no other reason than to make a company rich?

  55. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    ... you do understand that "Market Value" has nothing to do with "largest company", right?

    Apple isn't even top 20 in terms of actual value

    Apple's profits: $33 Billion Rank: #2
    Apple's assets: $138 Billion Rank: #187.
    Apple's sales: $127 Billion Rank: #26

    Their stock is over-priced and it will return to earth eventually. They probably cannot maintain their profit margin over the next 3-5 years and as soon as the sharks see them miss a few growth estimates, it will be bye bye Apple market value.

  56. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder if a creative judge wouldn't have an original redress, like:

    On apple.com, and all your international sites, in the languages you already display, you must display the apology in a click-thru manner, such as NO customer to any apple property is unaware that

    Dear customers, we've been found before British court to have falsely accused samsung of theft. Moreover we've been found also by the british court, in contempt of court for not informing our british customers of such.

    Please click here to continue to your normal apple site.

    They obviously value publicity far more than money, and should be hit appropriately.

  57. Re:This stunt by Apple by MrHanky · · Score: 0

    Untrue. But even if it were true (which it isn't), you're still a corporate shill who should be ashamed of not being paid for all your hard work.

  58. Re:This stunt by Apple by Doodlesmcpooh · · Score: 1

    They changed the site and most if the other regions sites to do this 2 days ago. I wonder why.

  59. Oh Apple, when will you snap out of it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's getting harder and harder to defend Apple.

    It's 1997, they're near bankruptcy, and St. Steve comes back to save them. They're the underdog, and we cheer for them.

    The iMac comes out. OSX comes out. The iBook comes out, with wifi standard, and they start cementing their reputation for avant-garde design paired with avant-garde architecture.

    The iPod comes out, and they're clearly on a roll.

    Then, the iPhone. Very nice device, miles ahead of everything else, but one niggling problem: the walled garden. Still, that's perfectly defensible: simply a way to preempt any virii, right?

    Then they start bricking phones that are jailbroken. WTF, Apple? It's malicious behavior, and can't be explained away by any desire to stop viruses: people who jailbreak aren't Apple's responsibility, they chose that path and Apple should let them walk it.

    Then, once Android starts to get really competitive, the suing starts. Sure, some of it may be technically correct - they won a number of their cases, around the world, and phones like the Galaxy S were pretty clearly rip-offs. But Apple wasn't just standing up for its rights, it was competing in the courtrooms instead of the marketplace. They had stopped being the underdog that succeeded through innovation (not invention, innovation - look it up), and started being the establishment that succeeded through inertia and bullying as much as anything else.

    And now, they descend even further, and behave petulantly, seeming to agree with the law when it serves their interests and flaunt the law when it doesn't. From a company that advances the state of the art to a company that wants to freeze the state of the art for purely selfish reasons.

    1. Re:Oh Apple, when will you snap out of it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Then they start bricking phones that are jailbroken. WTF, Apple? It's malicious behavior, and can't be explained away by any desire to stop viruses: people who jailbreak aren't Apple's responsibility, they chose that path and Apple should let them walk it.

      This never happened. The rest of your rant continues on a downward trajectory of paranoia and sore loserism.

    2. Re:Oh Apple, when will you snap out of it? by s4ltyd0g · · Score: 1

      Liar they sure as hell did brick jail broken iphones.

  60. So Apple without Jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is basically a teenager with an attitude problem.

  61. Re:This stunt by Apple by tepples · · Score: 1

    And with the widespread use of tablets and smartphones in portrait mode, it's hardly a fringe case.

    Which Mac computer (running Mac OS X, not iOS) supports portrait mode? Apple's laptops and iMac sure don't.

  62. Re:who cares by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    its really a good thing that I'm not a UK judge.

    I'd have zero problem fining them 10% of their annual UK profits.

    10% isn't enough to kill anyone but it surely is enough to sting.

    screw with the ruling again and it doubles. each fucking time!

    look, apple is toying with the courts and laughing at them.

    UK judges: strike back and show them who's boss. please! we're all hoping for a huge slap-down to put them back in line.

    spoilt children do need to be taught a lesson. and one that actually hurts so that they remember it.

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  63. Stop farting around by OldSport · · Score: 1

    Just publish the apology and be done with it, you stupid cunts. Childish behavior is childish behavior, whether it happens in the kindergarten classroom or the Court of Appeal courtroom.

  64. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have apple and I'd happily say i'd never buy anything apple if it weren't for the screens. 1080p is crap mate.

  65. Re:Does the EU ever get tired of being someone's m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Wait. So beating out most companies by a mere month because its users dump truckloads of money for last years hardware is innovative to you?

    You seem to have forgotten that I devices were running around with 320x480 resolution despite ALL other equivalent devices having at least 800x600? For a good year?

    Next they introduce the secondary noise cancelling microphone ... that the Nexus One had? Then the main feature last year was a $5 application that hey artifically rstricted to newer devices only?

    So, what's so advanced? Foxconn, as far as I know is not a processor foundry. They also do not make screens (Samsung makes those, now sharp). All Foxconn does is assemble premade part. When you say "hardest to put together" it simply means they did a bad job at designing the thing. A lot of other phones are about as thin and not anywhere as difficult to service or make.

    Also, if you believe and oress release coming from a company that says "no reasonable person would believe our ads" to get away with blantantly false advertising... I have some insider information on some penny stocks you should invest in. Also, I have this perpetual motion machine, but I need 5000 dollars to complete it.

    While they remake their maps, even Windows Phone 8 devices have NFC. Windows phone!

    I have no idea how anyone in their right mind could say they innovate anymore. They'veffectively been riding off of their UI gesture "innovation" for the past 5 years. All I have to do to see what the next phone they'll make is to look at last year's Nexus device: voice actions, secondary mic, high resolution. 500 bucks says a proprietary NFC tech comes out next year. Maybe even a barometer.

  66. UK ruling is crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    It's obvious that Samsung copied the iPad design. Apple did the right thing putting the link exactly where they did. And yes, it does take 2 weeks to update large scale web sites if proper processes are in place.

    1. Re:UK ruling is crap by Maritz · · Score: 1

      The whole black rectangle thing is a dead giveaway. iPad is way cooler though.

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  67. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yeah, this is rather blatant, I'm not sure how things work in the UK, but in the US the judge has a lot of leeway in terms of contempt of court and those are generally not subject to appeal. It's one of the things that is necessary in order to allow the judge to function as a judge.

    One of the things you never do in court is piss off the judge. Judges are supposed to be impartial, but at bare minimum these sorts of moves tend to wear down on the amount of benefit of the doubt you get when things are a bit iffy.

  68. Mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure this is just a mistake on Apple's part. It's not as if they beat their competition by having a vastly superior understanding of user interface design.

  69. Re:I blacklisted Apple in my HOSTS file! by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

    I've seen this guy several times here on Slashdot and each time I wonder what does he actually get out of this? Writing incoherent rambles that no one is interested in, making himself look like a total, utter lunatic, not to mention the waste of his time..Does he really have nothing better to do? How many screws has he lost? Or more precisely, are there any screws left in the first place?

  70. More Ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Joy of Tech comic at http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/1717.html has some other ideas on how to handle the apology.

  71. Re:This stunt by Apple by CnlPepper · · Score: 1

    ...because unlike you he obviously isn't a moron. I also didn't have to scroll last time I looked on apple.co.uk.

  72. Re:I blacklisted Apple in my HOSTS file! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's an idiot with a hardon for apk (who is a user here that posts anonymously). Don't even pay him any mind. He gets instantly down moderated each time.

  73. Re:This stunt by Apple by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    All of them.

    Yes, even Including the laptops and iMacs. Although obviously the primary displays on those are not portrait displays.

    Of course the fact that you changed the topic from the tablets and smartphones that my post was about means you can't argue against that point.

  74. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    THIS, this right here, is why I can't understand why MSFT is blowing billions jumping into the shark tank that is ARM powered mobile devices. Frankly Apple is the ONLY one making reliable money, the rest are caught in a race to the bottom, HTC has had some bad quarters, so has Samsung, the rest are looking ready to lose their shirts. the chips are changing too fast, they have too much stock, and frankly nobody looks at anything but the price...except for Apple.

    I've said it before and I'll say it again, even in a downturn Apple will make out like bandits because they are NOT a tech company that makes fashionable devices, they are a fashion company that happens to work in tech. This is actually a GOOD thing for Apple fans, just look at lines around the block and people paying crazy markup for Air Jordans. Fashion seems immune when it comes to downturns for the most part, and even when article after article bitches about their memory prices...they keep right on buying.

    So any company trying to jump into that blood soaked shark tank is frankly more than a little insane, and anybody that thinks they'll make iMoney with Android or WinRT are frankly delusional. Mark my words you'll see dual core 7 inch tablets for $50, the prices will drop so low it'll practically be throwaway devices. The only one that will be making consistent profits will be Apple, and this is coming from someone who doesn't even own an iPod.

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  75. Re:This stunt by Apple by omfgnosis · · Score: 1

    I can't speak for thaylin, but had I looked at the same times I would have noticed, because I often look for interesting design techniques when I view apple.com (not the actual graphics of the design so much as the site has been used for years as a testbed for interesting CSS and JS techniques), and I have certainly noticed that their front page has for some time been viewport-dependent; but it has not used the same implementation that it does on the UK version (it's been the way it is on the US version), and I would notice that change.

  76. Re:Remember! AMERICA owns the UK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Replying to an obvious smart-ass troll...

    The UK judgement applies throughout the entire EU. If the judge slapped Apple hard it's possible that Apple (and other US companies catching some of the fallout) could end up losing the entire market. WTF do we need the Yoo-Ess-Aye for anyway? Whay will the US do if the people of the EU just reject US products? Invade us? Yeah, good luck with that.

    Men can be real pricks at times and the US is a very macho culture. After bullying, lying to, and generally exploiting the world for a century maybe people have had enough? Maybe we're just saying we don't need you? We don't want you? You know, that whole "NO!" thing?

    It was good. It could have been better. But at some stage the shine wears off and the alcoholic bullying becomes too much. People wise up and stop believing "he beats me because he loves me". They discover, or rediscover their own identity. Their own sense of self. They take charge of their own lives and if that involves kissing goodbye to a bad partner... So be it.

  77. The next apology by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will be down in the basement, in the dark, with no stairs, in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'.

    1. Re:The next apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That was years ago! Have to beware of the Mountain Lion now.

      (RIP Douglas Adams, Apple Master.)

    2. Re:The next apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple to UK: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

  78. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're banking on the fact that people are so willing to look a gift horse in the mouth.

  79. Re:This stunt by Apple by narcc · · Score: 1

    You're really stretching here. The fellow remembers seeing the footer on a page he was on last week. Does he need a reason?

    What would that even be?

    Try this: You remember what you had for lunch last Wednesday because __________.

    Of course, if you can't answer that, you must be lying about remembering what you had for lunch last Wednesday in an effort to make {company} look bad!

    Apple is doing just fine. You don't need to defend them or shill for them.

  80. Re:This stunt by Apple by omfgnosis · · Score: 1

    All current Macs (OS X) support rotated display for displays that support rotation (no Apple-branded displays, but many from third-party vendors).

    http://cl.ly/image/3z37153l2G1S

  81. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I turned my laptop on it's side and its a no-go. Still SNAFU for me.

    Look dude, just because you can do something doesn't mean everyone is going to go out of their way to see a court mandated notice that they don't even know about yet because Apple keeps hiding it.

  82. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

    Huh? One of the largest by profit, but still trounced by Exxon... and overall still smaller than the company that I work for.

    Now, there are by far the most profitable tech company (AFAICT) but they are only just a little bit larger than IBM.

  83. Re:Remember! AMERICA owns the UK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only Apple is an American company, but *THE* largest company in the world.

    Apple don't even get in the top ten.

  84. Re:I blacklisted Apple in my HOSTS file! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like an accurate description of apk.

  85. Re:This stunt by Apple by narcc · · Score: 1

    This screenshot?

    https://dl.dropbox.com/u/6237043/applesucks.png

    What was that about dishonesty?

  86. Re:How long until they just reach for a big hammer by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    If I was the judge, I'd be very tempted to make it something like this:

    "£500,000 for contempt of court. Your next layout will need to be submitted to this court for approval, and will be subject to another £500,000 fine if the court does not find it acceptable. This will continue until you submit an apology that this court does find acceptable."

  87. Re:This stunt by Apple by BasilBrush · · Score: 0, Troll

    Calling people names doesn't help your case. And the chances of you remembering whether or not you scrolled on a page you visited a week ago are just as slim as they are for him.

  88. Re:I blacklisted Apple in my HOSTS file! by RobbieCrash · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's from the Time Cube website. Ancient trolling.

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  89. Code in question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    var HeroResize=AC.Class({initialize:function(b){this._height=null;this._hero=$(b);
    AC.Object.synthesize(this);this.__boundResizeHero=this.resizeHero.bindAsEventListener(this);
    if(typeof window.ontouchstart==="undefined"){this.resizeHero();Event.observe(window,"resize",this.__boundResizeHero)
    }},setHeight:function(b){this._height=(b<0)?0:b;return this._height},resizeHero:function(){this.setHeight(parseInt(window.innerHeight||(window.document.documentElement.clientHeight||window.document.body.clientHeight),10)-310);
    this.hero().style.height=this.height()+"px"}});Event.onDOMReady(function(){var b=new HeroResize("billboard")
    });

    That hides the bottom 310px of the page no matter what screen resolution is used.

    Page with javascript
    Page without javascript

    1. Re:Code in question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and hero resize is on more than just the UK site (like .au). So it's not UK specific. The problem is the people in the US think it's "us and them". There is more than just the US people.

    2. Re:Code in question by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      motherfuckers!!

      dammit. they went OUT OF THEIR WAY to do this.

      easy to verify. I normally have noscript enabled and also adblock. apple.com is on my block list for jscript and so when I resized my window to an extremely tall size first, then went to apple's page, I could see the apology line.

      go to noscript and enable apple.com for jscript, and what do you know!? no matter how big I make the browser window (even exceeding my screen height) the bottom 'apology' is hidden.

      again, I say, motherfuckers!.

      this is clear and willful spitting in the face of the law.

      I'd like to see all apple sales BANNED for one full year from the UK.

      this is bullshit. total bullshit.

      apple, we hate you more than ever. you do realize that, right?

      javascript games. my god! and they think they can get away with it?

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    3. Re:Code in question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, I remember what it was like to get all righteously angry over stupid shit without thinking or considering any other explanation. Of course, that was mostly when I was in my twenties...

    4. Re:Code in question by jmb_no · · Score: 1

      I guess this calls for a new product name: the ipad stretch ;)

    5. Re:Code in question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      javascript games. my god! and they think they can get away with it?

      Of course they will, they'll just have their pet judge in Texas say they don't have to comply.

    6. Re:Code in question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, calm the fuck down. Your disingeuous reaction belies your bias. You, sir, are a Prick.

    7. Re:Code in question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So emotional. Are you an Apple stockholder who just realized your company's management just threw away millions of dollars, wasting it on unnecessary fines? If you are, you have my sympathies. OTOH if you're not: what's the big deal? Please don't tell me you actually care about the apology itself.

  90. Re:Too slow, friend. by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Trolls trolling trolls... it's like Inception or something.

  91. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by sumdumass · · Score: 2

    MS is diving into the shark tank of ARM powered mobile devices specifically because their bread and butter has been threatened by the exposure of other operating systems and technology in the same tank. People have been exposed to apple and *nix like systems without getting the it's too complicated and nothing I own works complaints. They need to provide a comfortable fall back for people else they will find that apple isn't as scary as thought or that some *nix distributions just work well enough for what they want to do. As the mobile devices get more powerful and start assuming some of the capabilities of the desktop computer, they need to stay relevant or risk being replaced as an afterthought.

  92. Contempt by happyhamster · · Score: 2

    Clear contempt of court. Fine them so it really hurts. Say an annual Apple's revenue or so. Lesson will be learned and not just by them.

    1. Re:Contempt by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Say an annual Apple's revenue or so. Lesson will be learned and not just by them.

      The court wouldn't do that, because it would be unjust, and it's likely beyond the judge's power.

      Also, before they can be found contempt, Samsung will have to find some part of the order they are supposedly non compliant with.

      The order didn't specify how or in what manner or where exactly on their website Apple would publish an apology, only that they would have to publish a statement. And they did indeed publish one; and visitors to Apple's website do actually find it... heck we found it, the person who wrote this article found the statement.

      It's possible Samsung will go back and get a new order, or additional requirements to be imposed.

      It's not as if Apple made the statement invisible, eg only by clicking on a special link, or by opening the page source in an editor and finding a HTML comment.

    2. Re:Contempt by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You don't understand. This isnt about Samsung vs Apple. This is about Apple vs the UK.

      A judge is god of his courtroom. Just as the saying goes don't fight the police, fight in court. Well the followup to that is don't taunt a judge in his domain.

      Feel free to request a review of a judicial order, but you better be starting to comply immediately if you aren't granted a temporary stay on the order pending review.

      A judge has the authority to toss your ass in jail if he thinks you show contempt for the court. Unless you are in the US and trying to perform civil disobedience in order to have standing to constitutionally challenge a law, its always bad to piss of a judge.

      The judge can also find you in contempt even if you follow the exact letter of the law. That's why they are called judges. We give them the authority to use judgement in applying most laws. They can ruin your day.

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    3. Re:Contempt by mark-t · · Score: 1
      Although it is definitely on their home page, It is still effectively just as "invisible" as it was by requiring the link be clicked, because clicking the link requires some user interaction, just as scrolling does. Because Apple has configured the page so that regardless of the size of the browser window, the statement they were asked to put on their home page *always* requires the user to scroll in order to see it, it's not that conceptually different from if it actually were on a different page.

      Their only out in this case is that they complied with the literal requirements of the court order. It remains to be seen if it this satisfies the court.

    4. Re:Contempt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not as if Apple made the statement invisible, eg only by clicking on a special link

      Such as the "Choose your country or region" link that you have to click on from apple.com in order to get to the UK site?

  93. Time to take it to the next level... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps an additional, significantly larger fine + the original posted apology should be in order here. The more zeros at the end of that number, the better (provided the first number is >= 1).

    Treat them like the RIAA treats its customer base. At this point, I am of the mind that you can't teach Apple a lesson (they're on their second strike as it is...too stupid to get it right by now), but at least you can use them as an example to the rest of the corporate world. Fuck with a court order and get the shaft.

  94. Re:I blacklisted Apple in my HOSTS file! by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

    It's from the Time Cube website. Ancient trolling.

    Oh, that explains quite a lot. I still don't get the point, though, but alas, maybe I'm just not mentally unstable enough! :)

  95. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by vakuona · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Apple has no debt. Did you factor that in?

    The $33bn number is "old news". Apple made $41bn in their just ended fiscal year. They are still seeing growth in 3 of their 4 main product lines (iPods are understandably seeing negative growth). Their product mix is still high value and high margin. I frankly do not see them taking an axe to their margins for market share. The bottom line is they sell in the high end of the market, where people spend money (App Store revenues are still ahead of Google Market/Google Play revenues), even with a much diminished market share/install base.

  96. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Stewie241 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    THIS, this right here, is why I can't understand why MSFT is blowing billions jumping into the shark tank that is ARM powered mobile devices. Frankly Apple is the ONLY one making reliable money, the rest are caught in a race to the bottom, HTC has had some bad quarters, so has Samsung, the rest are looking ready to lose their shirts. the chips are changing too fast, they have too much stock, and frankly nobody looks at anything but the price...except for Apple.

    I've said it before and I'll say it again, even in a downturn Apple will make out like bandits because they are NOT a tech company that makes fashionable devices, they are a fashion company that happens to work in tech. This is actually a GOOD thing for Apple fans, just look at lines around the block and people paying crazy markup for Air Jordans. Fashion seems immune when it comes to downturns for the most part, and even when article after article bitches about their memory prices...they keep right on buying.

    So any company trying to jump into that blood soaked shark tank is frankly more than a little insane, and anybody that thinks they'll make iMoney with Android or WinRT are frankly delusional. Mark my words you'll see dual core 7 inch tablets for $50, the prices will drop so low it'll practically be throwaway devices. The only one that will be making consistent profits will be Apple, and this is coming from someone who doesn't even own an iPod.

    It isn't necessarily about making money, IMO. It is about creating an ecosystem that allows their existing product to continue to thrive. As more and more people embrace mobile, and as the tablet and the laptop continue to converge, it seems apparent that Microsoft can't just keep on delivering new releases of Windows and Office. Eventually, as Google Apps continue to improve and make headway, as Google releases the Chromebook and such alternatives take root, there is going to be fewer and fewer things that are keeping people in the Microsoft world.

    Even if Microsoft's mobile venture doesn't win them huge sums of money, inroads in market share means that the Windows experience is out there as a viable alternative moving forward. Delivering an ecosystem where Windows applications can run on both the desktop and the mobile device means that development for the Windows platform can continue. If enterprises are forced to support Android and/or iOS anyway then there is no reason to build anything that takes advantage of Microsoft unique features. If Microsoft can put forth a unified ecosystem where enterprises can be convinced to target the Windows platform, that is a huge win for the long term viability of Microsoft.

  97. 5.45 percent usage share by tepples · · Score: 1

    All [Macs support display rotation] Including the laptops and iMacs. Although obviously the primary displays on those are not portrait displays.

    Thank you for clarifying.

    Of course the fact that you changed the topic from the tablets and smartphones that my post was about means you can't argue against that point.

    Tablets I'll grant, but as for smartphones, I don't know whether the text is big enough to read when the page first loads. I don't own a smartphone myself because I haven't found anything to justify an extra several hundreds of dollars per year, and I haven't seen anyone post a smartphone screenshot yet. And even so, the usage share table puts Safari for iPhone and iPad at 5.45 percent, which is only about 25% larger than those Mac owners who haven't switched from the pack-in Safari.

    1. Re:5.45 percent usage share by Andy+Prough · · Score: 1

      I don't own a smartphone myself because I haven't found anything to justify an extra several hundreds of dollars per year, and I haven't seen anyone post a smartphone screenshot yet.

      No, it doesn't load in my Android in portraid mode. It only shows up if I scale the size to where the lettering is so small I can't read anything on the entire page except "iPad Mini".

  98. Re:This stunt by Apple by narcc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have no idea what I had for lunch last Wednesday.

    Not everyone has a piss-poor memory.

    I know what I had for lunch last Wednesday. Why? Because I don't stumble through life blindly moving from one moment to the next!

    Had I checked out Apples page like the parent last week, I would have certainly taken note of both the position and content in the footer due to all the talk about how Apple was likely to bury the link there. Not that it would have been terribly difficult to call to mind the look of a page I'd seen recently!

    Still, your argument boils down to "I have a bad memory therefore the parent is lying!" Not too convincing...

  99. Re:This stunt by Apple by rst123 · · Score: 1

    If you're going to make a claim like that, you might want to spare thirty seconds to check out the actual web sites.

    US Site: No picture scaling
    UK Site: Picture scales to hide the bottom of the page. I had to turn my monitor on its side, making it 1920 pixels tall, in order to get the notice to appear.

    I really don't understand how some people think they can get away with such obvious lies on the internet. Do they really think that not a single person will bother to check?

    following the links above I have to scroll *farther* to see the bottom of the page on the US site. damage control, geo-location or ???

  100. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by fredprado · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They can't keep up for the simple reason that they are riding a bubble, and sooner or later the bubble will pop, as it happens to all bubbles.

  101. Re:This stunt by Apple by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

    1080p is crap mate.

    "640 x 480 should be enough for anyone"? :)

    Strat

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  102. Anyone else find it funny by atari2600a · · Score: 2

    That it's still not an apology but simply a statement of facts?

  103. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by fredprado · · Score: 0

    If the prices drop that low, Apple wont likely survive. All the functionality of Apple products can be replaced by similar devices of other systems. If it gets to a point, by any chance, that Apple products are twice or more as expensive as the competition, Apple will again become a niche company, iOS market will shrink to the Levels of OS X market and Apple shares will drop like there is no tomorrow. That is why Apple and Samsung high end devices are sold at roughly the same prices. If Samsung starts to sell Galaxy Tabs at half the current price Apple will be forced to sell iPads at similar prices, period.

  104. Re:This stunt by Apple by narcc · · Score: 1

    So, how can I know that the screenshot that an AC posted is a fake and that the screenshot you're referring to is real?

    You clearly have an ideologically driven agenda, so I can't really take your word for it.

    I don't have an iPad to check for myself, though several other users report that they need to scroll when they view the site on an iPad and many other users report that they need to scroll even when using a high-resolution display.

    So, I'm left either trusting you and your screenshot or the consensus of reports from other users. I know that I need to scroll on my P, C to see the text below the header. Further, even if I could trust the other screenshot, it appears that only in portrait mode can the sub-footer been seen without scrolling. How many users browse the web in portrait mode on their tablets? (I know I never do) How many do the same on their PC?

    The point? Even if I could trust you, and there was some circumstance where scrolling was not necessary, the vast majority would need to scroll to find the text, which does not hint at the nature of the content (an apology).

  105. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They can't keep up for the simple reason that they are riding a bubble, and sooner or later the bubble will pop, as it happens to all bubbles.

    So will Google... what goes up must come down... old story... what's your point?

  106. Re:Does the EU ever get tired of being someone's m by Quila · · Score: 1

    You seem to have forgotten that I devices were running around with 320x480 resolution despite ALL other equivalent devices having at least 800x600? For a good year?

    You have to go a few generations back to find a lower resolution screen I see. Have other phones even reached the pixel density that the iPhone introduced three generations ago?

    Next they introduce the secondary noise cancelling microphone ... that the Nexus One had?

    Technology licensed from Audience in both cases. Although IIRC Apple has dumped Audience for their own noise cancellation technology.

    All Foxconn does is assemble premade part.

    Electronics are premade, but Foxconn machines the cases with extremely tight tolerances. Even the inlays have to be perfect to the fraction of a milimeter so it can't be felt (they actually take 29MP macro photos, then the system picks the best fitting one out of hundreds). The problem is making what is arguably the most powerful smartphone on the market fit in probably the smallest space of any current generation smartphone -- and then doing that to far tighter quality requirements than anyone else. Apple's manufacturing technology is one of the most innovative things about the company. It's probably why other phones often feel cheap.

    Foxconn, as far as I know is not a processor foundry.

    No, I didn't say they were. Samsung and others are. And now even they are not part of the design picture anymore. Now it's an Apple design, and they're just acting as foundries.

    even Windows Phone 8 devices have NFC

    And none of them invented NFC. It's just a feature based on decades-old technology Apple didn't feel necessary. Apple probably also wasn't too interested in exposing yet more attack vectors (RFID isn't known to be the most secure thing out there). How about something really useful? I think the only one to beat Apple to market with in-cell touch was Sony, and that's using an inferior pentile display. Now those screens are made by LG, but Apple has their own in-cell patents, so who knows what ways the tech's going.

    True, some of Apple's genius is just recognizing good things and using them. Corning had shelved Gorilla Glass for decades until Jobs asked them to resurrect the technology for the first iPhone. If not for that, even Android users would probably still be on easily-scratched plastic screens.

    And don't forget Apple's long-time method of operation. They're often not the first one to do it, but they are usually the first one to do it right.

  107. Re:who cares by mysidia · · Score: 2

    they've turned off the normal redirect from apple.com to the UK website and aren't displaying it on the main apple.com website for UK visitors

    I'm guessing, because Apple US, is a different company than Apple corporation (UK), and the court has no jurisdiction over Apple US.

  108. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And it's their countries. If Apple doesn't want to put the apology up as ordered, that's fine, but they shouldn't expect to be able to continue doing business in those countries.

  109. Re:who cares by Andy+Prough · · Score: 0

    10% of profits would cost hundreds, if not thousands of jobs. You wouldn't be a UK judge for very long with rulings like that.

  110. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do realize that PC monitors with resolutions of 2560x1440 and 2560x1600 have existed for quite a long time, right?

  111. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's never redirected until you click on the store/buynow. Check ya facts!

  112. Re:How long until they just reach for a big hammer by mysidia · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The next step might be an order to replace the Home page of both Apple.com and Apple.co.uk IN THEIR ENTIRETY with the order in ASCII text format and no HTML, and 1000 empty lines before any additional content, or HTTP link to their ordinary front page content, and keep it that way, with no changes allowed for 30 days.

  113. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by fredprado · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My point is that Apple bubbles inflated very fast, far beyond their ability to sustain it, especially considering the increased competition they are having to endure.

    Yes, Google's bubble will eventually pop, but it may take a decade or more for it to happen, and Google has a lot of time to create safeguards, which they have actively being doing for some time now.

    Apple's bubble, on the other hand is going to burst much sooner and they havent been doing much in order to safeguard themselves against the eventuality.

  114. Judicial Ventriloquism by guttentag · · Score: 0, Troll
    Apple complied with the letter of the judgment, but not the spirit. So the judges modified the imposed requirement, and Apple again complied with the letter, and not the spirit.

    From Apple's perspective, it is fighting Samsung over these same issues in a number of different countries. In some places it wins, some places it doesn't. For Apple to post a statement that purports to be from Apple stating that Samsung did not copy would be ridiculous, because it's already won judgments in other jurisdictions that say Samsung did copy. People who follow this understand that there are going to be different results in different courts, but the general public (who are the primary audience for Apple's home page) don't understand that. All they see is Apple contradicting itself. They don't realize that a judge is putting words in Apple's corporate mouth. It's judicial ventriloquism, with a judge pulling on strings to make the public believe that Apple is saying something it's not. This alone, regardless of what company or individual we're talking about, is disturbing. What else can a judge force you to say? Who else do they control in this manner? The BBC? The Prime Minister?

    The judges' requirement seems at best very juvenile to me (not that either Apple and Samsung have been very mature in these court cases... but from a powdered wig-wearing British judge you'd expect some maturity). It's like asking a 5 year old to apologize to another 5 year old. You'll never get a real apology, you're not changing anything, and the rest of the 5 year olds are sitting there rolling their eyes. What Apple should have done was post a statement as directed but make it absolutely clear that:

    By order of the court Apple is required to say "_______." despite the fact that courts in other countries have found that statement to be false. However, in deference to the court we are posting the statement as required and are eager to get back to doing what we do best: making great products for you (and hope that other companies not named Samsung will not offer you inferior attempts at copies of those products).

    Comply with the letter of the law, but make it absolutely clear that these are not your words. Let the people know their judges are looking to deceive them.

    1. Re:Judicial Ventriloquism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...So... What if the other courts were wrong and the UK court got it right? What if Samsung didn't copy and Apple is skirting a court ruling to continue making an argument that was ruled invalid in court?

    2. Re:Judicial Ventriloquism by Solandri · · Score: 1

      For Apple to post a statement that purports to be from Apple stating that Samsung did not copy would be ridiculous, because it's already won judgments in other jurisdictions that say Samsung did copy.

      What jurisdictions are these? The UK ruling covers the entire EU and overrides the local Germany ruling. The U.S. jury award was for copying the iPhone (likely due to the judge disallowing Samsung from introducing internal documents showing that the design of the F700 Apple claimed was a copy was actually established in-house before the iPhone was ever released), which was not at issue in the UK ruling. On the tablet front the U.S. jury actually cleared Samsung, finding that they did not copy the iPad.

    3. Re:Judicial Ventriloquism by Cederic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For Apple to post a statement that purports to be from Apple stating that Samsung did not copy would be ridiculous, because it's already won judgments in other jurisdictions that say Samsung did copy.

      Apple spread the suggestion that Samsung had infringed on their IP. A court found that Samsung did not infringe. The court has ruled that Apple make it clear that Samsung did not infringe, to correct the damage caused by their initial list.

      You may call that juvenile. I consider it to be a reasonable request. Other jurisdictions are utterly irrelevant and the ruling didn't even demand that Apple state that Samsung didn't copy, merely draw attention to the lack of infringement and link to the case.

      Let the people know their judges are looking to deceive them.

      Please. Tell me how the judges are trying to deceive people. Quote the specific sentence or sentences in the transcript from the court. Because I've read it and the only attempts at deception that I can see come from Apple.

    4. Re:Judicial Ventriloquism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree absolutely with the parent post. It cannot be right for a judge to require you to compromise your strategic marketing position as this UK verdict directs.

      Moreover, as with any law, compliance with the letter is all that is required. If Apple complied with the letter of the order the first time, it should have been good enough irrespective of whether or not it was what the judge had in mind.

      This order is a preposterous outrage and I think that if Apple is at fault at all in this, it is by making repeated efforts to comply with this retardation, rather than fighting it in a higher court.

    5. Re:Judicial Ventriloquism by AxeTheMax · · Score: 1

      The judges' requirement seems at best very juvenile to me (not that either Apple and Samsung have been very mature in these court cases... but from a powdered wig-wearing British judge you'd expect some maturity). It's like asking a 5 year old to apologize to another 5 year old. You'll never get a real apology, you're not changing anything, and the rest of the 5 year olds are sitting there rolling their eyes. What Apple should have done was post a statement as directed but make it absolutely clear that:

      By order of the court Apple is required to say "_______." despite the fact that courts in other countries have found that statement to be false. However, in deference to the court we are posting the statement as required and are eager to get back to doing what we do best: making great products for you (and hope that other companies not named Samsung will not offer you inferior attempts at copies of those products).

      Comply with the letter of the law, but make it absolutely clear that these are not your words. Let the people know their judges are looking to deceive them.

      Posting as you suggested above is what Apple should have done first time around; not act like a five year old, sticking up their finger while apologising. You make five year olds apologise in order to teach them how to function in society. Companies (and other organisations) can easily find themselves acting like five year olds since they don't have the same instinctive inhibitions that individuals have.

      And "their judges are looking to deceive them" - are you saying that the judges are in Samsung's pocket?

    6. Re:Judicial Ventriloquism by terjeber · · Score: 1

      In some places it wins, some places it doesn't

      Well, they haven't won anywhere yet. They won a case in the US, but that has yet to be appealed, and it seems quite likely it is going to be overthrown on appeal given the obvious problems in the original jury coupled with the fact that patents that the original case tried have since been rejected by the USPTO.

      Remember, in the UK the courts decisions have been appeal, and Apple lost the appeal too, so that case is done and they did really lose it.

    7. Re:Judicial Ventriloquism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best part of it? Galaxy Tab was found not infringing by US court.

      All in all, their original non-apology tried hard to make UK court look like a silly exception, when in fact only ruling about Tab in Apple's favour for now was from Germany and it was overruled.

    8. Re:Judicial Ventriloquism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. And that's the whole issue here, really... if Apple, from the start, had simply posted a legalese non-statement (e.g. "The Court of XXX has forced us to put up this statement yadda yadda"), as instructed by the court, there wouldn't be all this drama.

      In fact, no one would care. As you said, "jucidial ventriloquism" is not exactly something new. And, if someone reads a phrase that starts with "The Court of XXX ordered us to write this here." and assumes that phrase somehow represents Apple's positions, well... they're just dumb.

      Instead of just writing something like "The Court of XXX declared that Samsung doesn't infringe on Apple's patent #4327842387 and, although we respectfully disagree, we are placing this statement here, as requested by the court.", they prefered to go with something like "The court XX sed Samsung doesn't infringe but it totally does, because X, Y and Z courts said so and, furthermore, the judge said our products were (and I quote) "cooler" than Samsung's. Nya nya nya!"

      If the judges' requirements are juvenile, Apple's behaviour has been clearly infantile, then.

      It's as if the court is asking a 5 year old to apologize to another 5 year old and then the kid, instead of being smart and just sucking it up and give out a mechanized, non-honest "i'm sorry", decides it's best to go with the strategy of "but MOOOOM, he totally _deserved_ it". Is it any surprise that "mom" decides that the 5 year old _hasn't_ learned his lesson (and just decides to dish out another punishment)?

      Way to go, Apple. *facepalm*

    9. Re:Judicial Ventriloquism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, I'd almost be willing to sell my house so you could go into a court in the UK and repeat that to the judge.

      I would fucking LOVE to hear you say that to the judge's face.

      I'd probably be removed from the court for laughing at the look on your face when the judge reached down from his plinth, through the hands of his baliffs, and smote you for being a smug prick. It'd be worth it, though. For the record, I would apologise to the court for disrupting proceedings, as well.

    10. Re:Judicial Ventriloquism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It cannot be right for a judge to require you to compromise your strategic marketing position as this UK verdict directs.

      Even if your "strategic marketing position" involves libelling your competitors?

  115. Re:I blacklisted Apple in my HOSTS file! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's some idiot that apk got so angry he's nothing better to do than look insane. He's done it about 50 times as you can see from his post.

  116. The Apple Experience... by WingCmdr · · Score: 1

    means never having to say that you're sorry. Kind of reminds me of the Mitt Romney book: "No apologies" Defiant and arrogant to the end. This is what thermonuclear war looks like.

  117. Re:Does the EU ever get tired of being someone's m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple just became another dumb company making disposable consumer junk - the inverse of what a sizable percentage of their long time customers actually want. Let's see them innovate a mid level graphics workstation like a quad core i7 with a pair of PCIe slots for discreet GPU's.

    As a long time user, it saddens me to say that Apple is a company about to crash. Without the cultural cache from professional users the iPod, iPhone and iPad would have been dead in the water. Mountain Lion is too resource intensive and too many of the features are counter productive to those of us using pro level apps.

    Never has a company being so careless as to turn everything into nothing in a 5 year time frame. The triumph of the Mac over Windows based on the demands of professionals (creatives and developers) was around 2007 and now they're all about touchscreens and pointless consumer apps. That attitude deserves reciprocation - fuck Apple!

  118. Time to get Modded Down by BluPhenix316 · · Score: 1

    REALLY?!?!?!?! This is news? A company, who thinks they are in the right. A company that won their case in the USA. Has made it hard to see a apology ordered by a court in the UK makes the apology hard to see without scrolling? There goes the world. EVERY COMPANY that makes a EULA that you have to agree to to use their application/game is in the same boat. Even Linux makes you scroll through a agreement, the GPL. You have to scroll to get the apology. Ugh why am I even wasting my time. It must be the booze.

    1. Re:Time to get Modded Down by ls671 · · Score: 1

      Hello BluPhenix316,

      This post is completely off-topic on this thread. /duck. I couldn't reply to any of your replies on Ask Slashdot because there wasn't any from you and I posted late so I just wanted to make sure you read my reply on your question about AD. I almost fell off my chair reading your instructor reply !

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3229857&cid=41877603

      Basically, AD is like all Microsoft product. The mentally is that, ultimately, the secretary should be able to admin the system. It is a stronghold for MS products. In 90% of the case, read small to average businesses, AD will be cheaper. In the big iron world, we view AD as a toy although. It cost us a lot less to follow the LDAP standard. Openldap is pretty mature IMHO. Just have samba use openldap or fedora389 as the back end and you will be in business. Expect to spend more time getting a grip on it and configuring it than you would with AD although. Once configured and the knowledge acquired, it cost a lot less than AD for us.

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    2. Re:Time to get Modded Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck, you have no clue what your talking about.

  119. Re:who cares by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Fining 10% of profits does not in and of itself cost jobs, as those are profits - therefore, the jobs can still be kept without causing loss to the company. So if Apple decides to fire people just to reinflate profits, I wouldn't exactly blame a court judgement for that.

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  120. Re:This stunt by Apple by Andy+Prough · · Score: 1

    You're right - I just tried it. No scaling on the US site. The UK site is definitely scaling - no matter how I change the resolution, it is filling the page with the Mini ad, until I go to a very high resolution setting.

  121. "Below The Fold" by guttentag · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...Apple modified its website recently to ensure the message is never displayed without visitors having to scroll down to the bottom first.

    The industry-term for something on your home page that you have to scroll to see is "below the fold." It comes from the newspaper industry. A standard broadsheet format newspaper (as opposed to a tabloid) would sit on a newsstand or in a news box folded in half. With this in mind, the layout editors intentionally put the most important stories "above the fold" on the front page, and the less-important stories that are still important enough to be front-page news go "below the fold."

    Putting something below the fold, whether in print or online, is not hiding it. It's still on the front page. It's just saying "this isn't the most important content on the page." And in this case, the forced apology is not the most important content on Apple's home page... Apple sells products and services, not apologies. If the judges felt it was that important, they would have specified it had to be above the fold or at the top. But they didn't. Quite possibly because the concept of something being below the fold is foreign to them, since the British journalistic diet consists primarily of tabloids, which are designed to scream, "EVERYTHING ON THIS PAGE IS IMPORTANT! BUY ME NOW!!!"

    1. Re:"Below The Fold" by guttentag · · Score: 1
      Sorry, forgot a couple references:
      • Wikipedia's explanation of the term Above The Fold (the counterpart to "Below The Fold")
      • Jakob Nielsen's take on scrolling and Web design. Basically, he used to say "don't make your users scroll," but now he believes that the fold should be used to prioritize the content on the page. Which is what Apple did.
    2. Re:"Below The Fold" by bloodhawk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ordering the apology be put on their web page was done so that customers would see the apology, it is therefore apparent that the court wanted the apology to be plainly visible. Public apologies are ordered by the courts all the time and screwing around with them even while remaining within the strict letter of the order is blatant contempt of court and is generally treated severely by the courts. Add to that, apple seem to have removed the redirect from the US site to the UK one it becomes more obvious that apples intention here is to go against the spirit of the order by ensuring as few people see it as possible. Apple are playing chicken with the courts, somehow I don't think the courts will swerve first.

    3. Re:"Below The Fold" by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Apple has arranged the flow of their site so as to make it impossible to see the notice without scrolling, regardless of how tall your browser window is made to be.

    4. Re:"Below The Fold" by DuChamp+Fitz · · Score: 1

      My monitor won't seem to fold.

    5. Re:"Below The Fold" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Putting something below the fold, whether in print or online, is not hiding

      In this instance it is hiding, because of the JavaScript that ensures the apology is ALWAYS below the fold, regardless of the resolution of your screen.

      You could have a theoretical 10,000-pixel tall monitor and it would still fall below the fold.

    6. Re:"Below The Fold" by Maritz · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I noticed that from here, typing samsung.com, dell.com, microsoft.com etc. all take me a UK version of the site. Not so with Apple. I'm sure there's a perfectly legitimate explanation that doesn't involve them trying to have as few eyeballs as possible on their 'apology'. ;)

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    7. Re:"Below The Fold" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Putting something below the fold, whether in print or online, is not hiding it.

      I call BS on you. Read the thread above titled "Code in question". This shows clearly deliberate malicious intent to avoid the court's judgement.

      I hope Apple's UK lawyers get disbarred for this (or whatever happens to them in the UK for unethical/illegal behaviour).

    8. Re:"Below The Fold" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Apple modified its website recently to ensure the message is never displayed without visitors having to scroll down to the bottom first.

      The industry-term for something on your home page that you have to scroll to see is "below the fold." It comes from the newspaper industry. A standard broadsheet format newspaper (as opposed to a tabloid) would sit on a newsstand or in a news box folded in half. With this in mind, the layout editors intentionally put the most important stories "above the fold" on the front page, and the less-important stories that are still important enough to be front-page news go "below the fold." Putting something below the fold, whether in print or online, is not hiding it. It's still on the front page. It's just saying "this isn't the most important content on the page." And in this case, the forced apology is not the most important content on Apple's home page... Apple sells products and services, not apologies. If the judges felt it was that important, they would have specified it had to be above the fold or at the top. But they didn't. Quite possibly because the concept of something being below the fold is foreign to them, since the British journalistic diet consists primarily of tabloids, which are designed to scream, "EVERYTHING ON THIS PAGE IS IMPORTANT! BUY ME NOW!!!"

      Or, they could just acting like spoiled brats. Just sayin.

  122. Re:This stunt by Apple by Andy+Prough · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I rotated the image on my 26 inch monitor 90 degrees into portrait mode - still no-go.

  123. Re:This stunt by Apple by Andy+Prough · · Score: 0

    All of them.

    Yes, even Including the laptops and iMacs. Although obviously the primary displays on those are not portrait displays.

    Of course the fact that you changed the topic from the tablets and smartphones that my post was about means you can't argue against that point.

    How many people stand sideways to work on their laptop? Your argument is absurd.

  124. Re:Too slow, friend. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Smegmatronic Research Institute agrees with YOU! You must have much smegma.

  125. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by WGFCrafty · · Score: 5, Insightful

    UK and Samsung at Tanagra. Their arms closed.

  126. Re:who cares by donaldm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In typesetting if you don't really want most people from reading a specific paragraph it is always best to put that paragraph at the bottom of the page and if possible put it in a sans-serif font while having all other fonts seriffed. Of course it also helps if you put said paragraph in a page with heavy coloured pictures which basically insures it won't be read by all but the most persistent reader. It must be noted in the UK Apple website all fonts are not seriffed however nearly all words are mainly for captions which is a very valid way of using sans-serif fonts (magazines do this all the time).

    Don't believe me then go to here and scroll to the bottom, then try to read the paragraph without your eyes wanting to take a holiday.

    Congratulations to Apple web designers for using a technique that typesetters knew over a hundred years ago and yes unless the judge is ignorant or does not care about typesetting (in this case web layout) tricks like this then I can see Apple being found in contempt.

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  127. A Possible Solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a rather heavy handed proposal, which should teach apple a bit of humility.

    1. Rescind the need for an apology to avoid punishment, it's clear that Apple won't until it's too late.
    2. Arrest and incarcerate every single Apple employee in the UK, as well as their lawyers, for a full year.
    3. Charge Apple the full cost of their incarceration multiplied by 2
    4. Institute an embargo on all new apple products for a full year, if this can be mandated over all of Europe, do so.
    5. This judgment is to be broadcast by all professional UK-based media, specifically so that everyone knows and rampant idiocy and spin doctoring is avoided.

    Typical disclaimer: IANAL.

  128. Re:This stunt by Apple by Andy+Prough · · Score: 1

    I've never seen anyone using a Mac or an Apple laptop of any sort in rotated mode. I'm sure its got its fans, but certainly a very rare occurrence.

  129. Re:This stunt by Apple by donaldm · · Score: 1

    1080p is crap mate.

    "640 x 480 should be enough for anyone"? :)

    Strat

    Not true 80 x 24 is good enough. Got to love those chunky graphics :)

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  130. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then fine the Executives for 110% of the salaries of any positions eliminated after this ruling and for the next five years.

  131. Re:This stunt by Apple by donaldm · · Score: 1

    Yes I can display the page fully on my laptop display (1600x900). I don't need reading glasses I need a microscope. :)

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  132. Nothing sinister, just good web page templates.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please note that all the Apple euro sites use the same resizing page template. This is useful for localization- where text image elements vary in size, depending on the language. Or it could just be that they wanted a fluid layout for that page design. Even the US site has a hero-resizing iPhone page.

    Nothing sinister, just good web page design.

  133. Apple is so cool. by kawabago · · Score: 1

    Like herpes. The pain keeps coming back.

  134. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, 1920x1080 is not a proper screen resolution. It is 16:9, but television can be 16:12 and movies can be 16:6.8, so it's a poor choice for these.

    For work, it cannot show two full pages side by side at 100% in M$ Word, and sacrifices needed vertical space for unneeded horizontal space for coding or surfing the web, so it's a poor choice in this milleu as well.

    Not to mention the panel sizes that utilize it are typically sub 100 PPI, which is as kewl as a cheapo 14" 1024 x 768 CRT from the DOS days.

  135. Re:who cares by Andy+Prough · · Score: 1

    Trust me - no corporation in the world is losing 10% of profit without shedding jobs.

  136. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Court order says they are not allowed to be cunts. They will never comply. Apple = cunt.

  137. Re:who cares by arisvega · · Score: 1

    They're literally begging to be found in contempt.

    That. Apple acts like a very sore loser.

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  138. Re:I blacklisted Apple in my HOSTS file! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    apk stays on topic. you're the one being down moderated every time you do this too. keep wasting your time and we'll keep using modpoints to bury you in oblivion. now go take your medication.

  139. Re:who cares by maz2331 · · Score: 1

    Or they just close all their operations is the UK and sell through resellers who purchase their product in the USA.

  140. Re:who cares by Dahamma · · Score: 1

    The issue isn't that they put it on the bottom of the page, it's that they specifically put Javascript in the page to make sure it's NOT shown when you browse to the page, regardless of your monitor size (and instead a giant iPad Mini ad is displayed).

    Judges tend not to like when people intentionally try to circumvent or ridicule their orders, especially after already telling them once that they were not following them. Not to mention this is a judge who based his decision partly on "coolness". He's already a bit unpredictable, if I were Apple I wouldn't want to taunt him...

  141. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are you arguing with yourself?

  142. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

    Kiteo, his eyes closed: AOL buying Time Warner.

    Kiteo, his eyes open: Disney buying Star Wars.

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  143. Re:who cares by Theaetetus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wonder if a creative judge wouldn't have an original redress, like:

    On apple.com, and all your international sites, in the languages you already display, you must display the apology in a click-thru manner, such as NO customer to any apple property is unaware that

    Dear customers, we've been found before British court to have falsely accused samsung of theft. Moreover we've been found also by the british court, in contempt of court for not informing our british customers of such.

    Please click here to continue to your normal apple site.

    They obviously value publicity far more than money, and should be hit appropriately.

    There's a good argument that the judge wouldn't have the power to order them to change any non-.co.uk sites, as they're not under his jurisdiction.

  144. Re:This stunt by Apple by Kahlandad · · Score: 1

    Why are you replying to your own post with a counter argument? Whoops... I think you forgot to log in with your alt!

  145. WHat is all the fuss about by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 0

    Apple is clearly sorry that The Courts didn't see things their way.

    Sorry that Samsung failed to Have Even A Single Original Idea for so many years.

    Sorry that they have to have The Same Argument, all over again, in every single petty-jurisdiction in The Known Universe.

    Seriously folks, this is NOT about "getting it right" but about every man and their dog believing that if they fight Apple enough times SOMEBODY will find against Apple.

    (not that I'm saying they're completely innocent, guilty, or meh, just commenting on the ludicrous state of legal systems in this world)

    And let's not forget, folks, in the end all this legalistic fart-arse-ing around comes directly out of YOUR POCKETS.

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    1. Re:WHat is all the fuss about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Speak for yourself. It only comes out of YOUR POCKETS if you continue to fund companies who continue to litigate instead of innovate. There are plenty of companies that have nothing to do with any of this.

      It's actually sad that you see things in such a black and white way. I feel sorry for you.

    2. Re:WHat is all the fuss about by Cederic · · Score: 2

      Sorry that they have to have The Same Argument, all over again, in every single petty-jurisdiction in The Known Universe.

      This is easily avoided: Stop raising stupid fucking court cases in every single petty-jurisdiction in The Known Universe.

      Apple's patents are just fucking bullshit. Trying to use them to stifle competition (while refusing to pay for other peoples' patents - including Samsung, who you suggest failed to Have Even A Single Original Idea, despite their patents being far more innovative than the crap Apple are suing over) deserves derision.

      Apple isn't being asked to be sorry. Apple is being asked not to act like complete cunts. So far, they're failing miserably.

    3. Re:WHat is all the fuss about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When was the last time Apple innovated? I think it was about the time they put iOS on the original iPhone, everything else they have done has been incremental improvements, you might say Siri was innovative but remember that they bought Siri.

  146. Re:who cares by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

    Judges in UK don't get "sacked". Even if they make a bad bad judgment.

    Though, if his judgments don't at least make a pretense of fairness and impartiality, he wouldn't ever have the chance of becoming a judge in the first place.

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  147. I say Good For Them by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

    Being lawful has always been about obeying the exact and explicit letter of the law.

    Nothing more and nothing less.

    HINT: that's why lawyers EXIST, to argue what the exact explicit letter of the law actually said.

    As long as Apple do exactly what they exact literal words said in the ruling then they are in compliance.

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    1. Re:I say Good For Them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Lawyers EXIST so that there is a pool of available people with an in-depth knowledge of the legal code so that the common man doesn't need to be bothered with the intricacies.

      For further reading, might I direct you to difference between the letter of the law and the spirit of the law. I'm sure Wikipedia has an entry for it. Hopefully it will also source the plethora of cases where judges struck unholy terror into people who purposely skirted the spirit.

    2. Re:I say Good For Them by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Being lawful has always been about obeying the exact and explicit letter of the law.

      Of course. That'll be why despite Apple being letter-perfect to the original ruling, the court said, "Stop being fuckwits" and demanded a change.

      Or maybe in this country obeying the exact and explicit letter of the law would obviate a few centuries of common law, and the judges provide a rather more rounded level of justice.

  148. though it's clearly done on purpose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and juvenile... scrolling is such a common thing, especially on mobile devices... and since it explicitly shows scrollbars, I'm not sure this is anything to squabble over. The original punishment is silly in the first place. I can see why someone can think that Samsung didn't infringe on Apple's design, fine... but this sort of punishment is only appropriate if you think that Apple did this without merit.

    Clearly there are multitudes of similarities in the products... Apple does believe in earnest that their were infringed upon. To have the judge assign a punishment this way is just plain silly.For the Judge to do this, they're really just saying the UK courts have no real power. I think Apple is trying to point this out.

    What did the judge think would happen?

  149. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I'm saying that. Hardly Apple's fault most of the PC industry and LCD manufacturers are stuck in the year 2000.

    Says the guy still using an ancient and long obsolete 4:3 aspect display.

  150. Re:who cares by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

    I don't doubt that, but the point is that the company doesn't have to (unlike if you cut their revenues so much they were actually taking a loss). If they choose to do that, the blame rests with them and not with whatever caused the loss in profits.

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  151. Re:This stunt by Apple by LiENUS · · Score: 1

    Which is weird because I loaded it in a vertically oriented portrait screen and... http://imgur.com/63l9U

  152. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, I've occasionally used a 9" netbook held sideways (like a paperback) for reading ebooks & comics.

    But yes, he's absurd.

  153. Think about the secondary result! by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    You obviously aren't thinking about the secondary effects. A story on Slashdot advertises it to mainstream media. A Google search for Apple Hides Samsung Apology So It Can't Be Seen Without Scrolling gives a link to this story on the 22nd page of the search results: Apple accused of hiding U.K. Samsung 'apology' with code. A story on CNet may become mainstream news. Even if it doesn't, the story is traveling fast with 21 other pages of web sites.

    A lot of people on Slashdot make comments that show they aren't thinking carefully. However, many people who do think carefully read Slashdot. The kind of person who thinks carefully has social power.

    Apple has loudly advertised, "We can't be trusted. We're dishonest." People may think that, if Apple can so easily be sneaky about that, maybe the company can't be trusted to provide good hardware or service. Remember, those who buy hardware now are depending on the supplier for years to come.

    1. Re:Think about the secondary result! by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      You obviously aren't thinking about the secondary effects. A story on Slashdot advertises it to mainstream media.

      Oh come on - most Slashdot stories come even later than mainstream reports. And in this case (like many before) the CNet article quotes the original sources Slashdot's sources refer to.

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  154. Re:who cares by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

    Not sure what you are seeing, but I just went to the site. Turned my monitor so that it's 2560 pixels high and then maximized the browser. There the statement was, right at the bottom of the content, with about a thousand white pixels below it. Only thing different is that the layout of the page changed to be more appropriate for the shape of the display (1440x2560 rather than 2560x1440.) The script that manages this was last changed two weeks ago, long before the notice was added.

  155. Re:Does the EU ever get tired of being someone's m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You seem to have forgotten that I devices were running around with 320x480 resolution despite ALL other equivalent devices having at least 800x600? For a good year?

    You have to go a few generations back to find a lower resolution screen I see. Have other phones even reached the pixel density that the iPhone introduced three generations ago?

    Sad, sad fanboy.

    YES, the other phones reached and exceeded iPhone's 326ppi at least 18 months BEFORE the iPhone "introduced" it.

  156. Re:How long until they just reach for a big hammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    500k is what? Two pirated CDs? Yeah, Apple is so going bankrupt over that.

  157. Why is everyone so angry at Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a happy Android user and I don't own an Apple device, but i'm shocked at the childish responses here. It sounds like every one here really has a personal vendetta against Apple. Why is this?

    Sure, they've engaged in patent suits, just as every other company in this industry has. Yet it seems like the demonization of Apple is relentless in comparison with any other related company. As I see it, they were asked to publish an apology on their website's front page, and as absurd as that judgement is, they've complied with that. Responsive design and content folding are old concepts... when did it become such a big deal?

    1. Re:Why is everyone so angry at Apple? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, they've engaged in patent suits, just as every other company in this industry has.

      There. There's why you don't understand.

      Go read about what's going on. Then read some more. Then when you think you understand it, read some more. Then when you actually understand, come back and give us a quick update.

  158. Thank you Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My wife has been using Apple iPhones since version 3 and recently was considering an iPhone 5. A close friend showed her a Samsung Galaxy S3 with the larger screen and kept hearing how the screen was so nice in comparison to her iPhone 4. Today she surprised me by going out and buying the Samsung.

    If my non-techy wife decided to swap phones, not in part due to litigation but rather innovative features, I would say that Apple is in trouble.

  159. Re:courts are stupid by Tourney3p0 · · Score: 1
    Alternatively, "If you live in a country where the judge likes Apple, click here."

    Not that your whole post comes off as incredibly biased or anything.

  160. Contempt of court? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this the sort of things courts really dislike? It's pretty clear that they do not want to honour the spirit of the ruling. They keep weasling out of this in contemptuous ways,
     

  161. Re:This stunt by Apple by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

    The image in question (http://images.apple.com/uk/home/images/hero.png) is 828x809 pixels. It's been there since 22 Oct 2012. The day before the announcement of the iPad mini:

    $ telnet images.apple.com 80
    Trying 184.84.183.155...
    Connected to images.apple.com (184.84.183.155).
    Escape character is '^]'.
    HEAD /uk/home/images/hero.png HTTP/1.0
    Host: images.apple.com

    HTTP/1.0 200 OK
    Last-Modified: Mon, 22 Oct 2012 21:24:46 GMT
    Server: Apache
    nnCoection: close
    Accept-Ranges: bytes
    Content-Length: 448138
    Content-Type: image/png
    Cache-Control: max-age=2070
    Expires: Sun, 04 Nov 2012 05:46:54 GMT
    Date: Sun, 04 Nov 2012 05:12:24 GMT
    Connection: close

    They're not making the image bigger when you make your browser window larger. They are making the image smaller to fit crappy small browser windows.

  162. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by aztracker1 · · Score: 0

    Honestly, the few times I've tried using google docs, the biggest hindrance imho is the lack of proper tabstop alignment.

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  163. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by mrbluze · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Apple's more recent success was in creating and filling a market that hadn't previously been properly established and expanded. Full credit to it for its imagination and high standards with regards to usability. Its success has also been to exploit the lackluster performance of Microsoft, which seemed to have become complacent in its market dominance. However Apple plays dirty, and it is worse than Microsoft in its lock-down and lock-in attitude to its systems. That is its weakness, and Google has had some success with Android because of this. Microsoft is the dark horse this time I think because if it can produce a software development platform that straddles the x86 architecture and also ARM, it can kick Apple's arse. Sadly, Linux once again is left a bit in the cold, except in its Android incarnation. I wish the hardware on smartphones and tablets was more open.

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  164. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not revenues. Profits. Profits come after wages have been paid out.

  165. Re:Does the EU ever get tired of being someone's m by babyrat · · Score: 1

    So neither Apple nor Samsung nor microsoft invented NFC...

    Noise cancelling is licensed from Audience...

    But Apples superior screen resolution is a revolutionary feat by Apple, and not simply sourcing a high resolution display form whatever non-Apple company makes them?

  166. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Apple still has a PE ratio of 13.06; Google has a PE ratio of 21.55. Apple has a debt to equity ratio of 0; Google has a debt to equity ratio of ~.09.

    Apple sells numerous devices to happy customers; Google makes money by violating user privacy for the benefit of its customers, the advertisers.

    Which company is the tremendously overvalued one, again?

  167. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by fredprado · · Score: 1

    Obviously the one that can't possibly grow much longer for lack of where to grow to, i. e., Apple. Everything else you posted is irrelevant to the argument in hand. You may dislike Google's policies and like Apple, but that has very little to do with both companies capacity to keep growing.

  168. Re:This stunt by Apple by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

    If you're going to make a claim like that, you might want to spare thirty seconds to check out the actual web sites.

    US Site: No picture scaling UK Site: Picture scales to hide the bottom of the page.

    Interestingly, it seems that every country site for Apple except the US one does the picture scaling.

  169. Re:who cares by Score+Whore · · Score: 2

    Maybe you should go read the ruling, it's conveniently linked from Apple's website. But to save you the trouble, here is the link to the ruling of the Court of Appeal:

    http://www.bailii.org/ew/cases/EWCA/Civ/2012/1339.html

    Go read paragraph 85. I'll wait.

    What do you know, Apple is in complete compliance.

    What's more if you read paragraph 82 you'll note that the Court of Appeal didn't even have a problem with the quotes ("not as cool", etc.) being included. It was their inclusion of the ruling from the German courts that the Court of Appeal felt was confusing. Oh, and in paragraph 86 the judge reduced the amount of time that they have to maintain the statement.

    Looks to me like Apple is complying and the Court of Appeal isn't too fussed in general.

  170. Not the lawyers. by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The lawyers are probably going to get put in front of the bar for their shite advice to these pricks too.

    You think the lawyers are advising MS to do this. I doubt it. More likely the lawyers are trying to tell Apple not to do this. If Apple keeps it up much longer, no lawyer in the EU is going to want to represent Apple.

    1. Re:Not the lawyers. by GNious · · Score: 1

      I think the judge should consider throwing the UK lead for Apple in jail until the message is displayed correctly, and demand to see proof that the legal-team counseled against the chosen "evasions" or have the lead-counsel for Apple UK join in the jail-time.

      Should send a clear-enough message all around.

    2. Re:Not the lawyers. by oreiasecaman · · Score: 1

      If Apple keeps it up much longer, no lawyer in the EU is going to want to represent Apple.

      With a wallet as fat as Apple's, are you sure?

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    3. Re:Not the lawyers. by YodasEvilTwin · · Score: 1

      Lawyers love money. Especially the money of rich idiots spent on products made at the expense of the health and general welfare of poor people in other countries! (Yes, I know the situation is more complex that that, take your seriousness and GTFO the internet.)

  171. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the resize is on more than just the UK site (it's on the .au too for instance). it's not UK specific.

  172. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PE ratio and debt-equity ratios have nothing to do with growth rates, you dipshit. By any financial measure, Apple is in much better shape - and much better equipped - to withstand downturns than Google. They have a far more diverse product portfolio than Google, and have the experience and knowledge to grow into new markets successfully. It has absolutely nothing to do with me "liking" Google's policies - it has everythign to do with Google building a business around a single product (ads) and saturating that market with no apparent room or ability to grow into new markets.

    Android has been a miserable failure for them, financially - it accounts for a rounding error in their overall revenues; their mobile advertising revenues are shrinking at a time when the *use* of mobile advertising is growing - meaning their desktop advertising revenues are shrinking, and mobile advertising revenues are not replacing the lost desktop revenues. Facebook has eaten their lunch in the social space, Apple and Samsung are making all the money in the smartphone space. Yet Google has tried - and failed - to push its own solutions in both of those spaces, including a very expensive $12.5bn purchase of Motorola Mobility which has done nothing to improve their situation. Anybody looking honestly at Google's future knows they have a tremendously uncertain future, and a huge number of bad signs to be worried about.

    If either company is overvalued, it is Google. And yet you keep jocking them as if your paycheck depends on it.

  173. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And last time, they were right. They're very likely to be right again. Judges don't like having their judgements manipulated by some smart ass pedant.

  174. Re:Nothing sinister, just good web page templates. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple AU does too.

  175. Re:who cares by Cederic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So tell me, which jobs would be shed?

    Which people are Apple employing unnecessarily, that they could currently shed to gain 10% additional profits, and have decided against shedding, but would shed to regain 10% of their profits?

    If those jobs were surplus to the efficient and effective operations of the business, a corporation would already have shed them.

    Sorry, I don't trust you at all.

  176. Re:This stunt by Apple by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    They're not making the image bigger when you make your browser window larger. They are making the image smaller to fit crappy small browser windows...

    ...and then, they're stacking the heading on top of the image, with the link buttons underneath when you make your browser window larger.

    If you can't make your window large enough to see it, try zooming the page out. Personally, at 1080p, I have to zoom out 4 times to see the footer without scrolling, making the text on the page smaller (in resolution, even a physically larger display wouldn't help that) than the average person would be able to read. Yes, I can read it at that zoom level, even on my 164." display, but that's only due to my 20/8 vision.

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  177. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by fredprado · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Exactly, PE ratio and debt-equity have nothing to do with growth ratios, and stagnation in growth ratio is what burst bubbles. Share prices can only keep artificially high while there is perspective of growth. As soon as growth stops share prices are soon to follow and companies start to sink.

    Apple has an extremely restrict product portfolio, especially compared to Google in the real world (which is not your fantasy world), and Android is far from being a economical failure for Google as you paint, quite the opposite, actually.

    But keep to your delusions. Lets see in a few years where Apple and Google stand and then you can come and apologize to me. I will be waiting.

  178. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Exactly, PE ratio and debt-equity have nothing to do with growth ratios, and stagnation in growth ratio is what burst bubbles.

    *sigh* You have no idea what you're talking about. For a bubble to exist, the stock must be *OVERVALUED*. Of the two stocks, Google is the one which is MORE overvalued by any measure you care to look at.

    Apple has an extremely restrict product portfolio, especially compared to Google

    Really? Let's compare the two companies, based on the major components of their revenue streams:

    Apple: Laptops, desktop computers, peripherals, tablets, phones, music players, set top boxes, music sales, app sales, software sales.
    Google: Advertising.

    Or did you think Gmail, G+, Youtube, and Chrome were Google's "products"? Those are known as loss leaders, which get people into Google's infrastructure, so Google can rape their privacy and sell the resulting data to their CUSTOMERS, the advertisers.

    Android is not far from being an economical failure for Google - it *is* a financial failure. It makes them almost no money directly - Google dumped it into the market in order to prevent from being frozen out of the mobile advertising space. Except it turns out that that mobile advertising space isn't very lucrative, and now Google is struggling to find a way to make money off mobile advertising to replace its declining desktop advertising revenues. This is in their very public SEC filings - I'm not sure why you're trying to claim that I'm making this up - this is GOOGLE saying it.

    This doesn't mean Android itself will fail - it won't fail any more than Linux could fail - the problem is, SAMSUNG is making all the profit off of Android, not Google. Which means that when Google eventually crashes and can't afford an Android development team, they'll either try and restrict it to their Motorola division only, leaving Samsung to try maintaining their own forked version, or they'll simply stop development, and all the handset manufacturers can go do their own thing with the latest code drop. It's not making Google money, it was intended to be a loss leader: "you get this awesome phone os to build phones with, and in return... we get all the money from advertising on them!"

    In a few years, Apple will still be making strong money off its many devices (do you REALLY think they don't have additional products and features in their pipeline? please), Google will still be struggling to make money off advertising, and Microsoft will have chiseled a sizable (but still minority) share of the smartphone market largely on the backs of Android manufacturers leaving the market since they can't profitably compete with Samsung. At that point, I'll gladly welcome your concession that I was right, though i won't hold you to it - I know how hard it is for you without the constant pacifying effect of Google's dick in your mouth.

  179. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So? Apple wants to be assholes, gets seriously fined and people lose their jobs......... and you somehow manage to find this the fault of the judge? Put that pipe down, before you manage to damage what used to be your brain any further!

  180. fanbois by Any+Web+Loco · · Score: 1

    How about less fanboi?
    I've had a look back through your comment history and I have to say you do seem to me to be a bit of an Apple fan, and you're certainly someone who seems to think Apple gets too much criticism on this site.
    But in this instance you're flat-out wrong - as others have pointed out, getting a change this simple through on a major site really shouldn't take too long (48 hours should be more than adequate), and the code they've used makes it pretty clear they're being sleazy.
    It's not unjustified criticism.

    1. Re:fanbois by imagined.by · · Score: 1

      I use Windows on my workstation and game computer, freebsd on my fileserver, Mac OS on my MacBook, iOS on my iPad and Android on my Galaxy S3. I'm not a fanboy. I use whatever tool is best for the task.

      However, I'm sick of a community that jumps on every news about Apple, taking everything for granted what they're mouth-fed and dismissing any fact-checking.

      48hrs is not adequate to change a responsive layout. Designers and programmers have to work in hand and you have to test the entirety of your website in at least a dozen browsers.

      Oh, and according to your comment history, a lot of your posts are flamebait. Why not try contributing for once?

  181. Re:courts are stupid by Cederic · · Score: 1

    It's pretty obvious that Apple was the victim of Samsung making a concerted effort to copy their industry-leading product.

    No, it's not. It's pretty obvious that technology advances build on previous advances, leading to different people/companies reaching the same point at the same time. It's also pretty obvious that Samsung devices were already exhibiting the characteristics that Apple are so precious about before Apple even released the iPhone.

    Still, feel free to demonstrate some actual evidence. Because so far, it's been pretty fucking lacking.

  182. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, because $500 lightweight netbooks have clearly killed off Apple, who is still happily selling $1500+ Macbook Airs as if they're made out of chocolate and pussy.

    And the existence of $800 "professional" laptops has clearly killed off Apple, who is still happily selling $3000+ Macbook Pros as if they're made out of fine wine and delightful perky C cups.

    I'd really like to subscribe to your investing newsletter - clearly you have a great handle on how the market works!

  183. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    The fact that there is an Android incarnation shows the strength of Linux.

  184. Re:This stunt by Apple by omfgnosis · · Score: 1

    Note that the screenshot I provided is for an external third-party display. No Apple display I'm aware of supports rotation, but the OS does support it for those third-party displays which can be rotated. I expect that the share of Mac users who rotate their non-Apple displays is roughly proportionate to Windows or Linux or other OS users who do the same, but I'm not aware of any data for that. But I doubt the feature would exist if it isn't used.

  185. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Luckyo · · Score: 1

    Which is because they have profit margin of a fashion company, rather then a tech one.

  186. Re:who cares by Patch86 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Since when are judges supposed to care about numbers of jobs? They're law-interpreting machines, not economic strategists. That's for the politicians to worry about.

  187. Re:Does the EU ever get tired of being someone's m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You say hardest thing foxconn has ever assembled as if it's a good thing.
    It's a stinking failure on Apples part. It's their engineers job to make their things easily produceable and proper hardware companies have entire R&D departments assigned to this.
    If anything I imagine Apple doesn't want their stuff to be opened and has an entire R&D department assigned to complicating it.

  188. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple is an American company - it doesn't matter how much revenue it makes in the UK, dodgy accounting can mean that it only declares a very small profit, so that avoids paying tax. Only small companies that can't afford expensive tax avoidance lawyers have to pay tax in the UK.

    E.g. Apple's UK turnover in the UK for the last 3 years is £3,000,000,000. How much profit, and hence tax does it pay in the UK. 0%.

    Actually, you could argue that you would be doing Apple a favour by banning all of its products in the UK - it apparently doesn't make any money on them so you would be doing them a favour ;-)

  189. Huh? by Barny · · Score: 0

    I bring up the Apple UK site and I see the message without scrolling. In fact, I see the whole site without scrolling. Maybe it is time for people to get rid of their 1024x768 monitors and get something with a real resolution?

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    1. Re:Huh? by Maritz · · Score: 1

      How strange, the consensus is that you have to scroll, and that regardless of your resolution the bottom is hidden even when you resize the window (again unless you scroll). Weird how you have a different experience to almost everyone else. Do you use noscript perchance? Or maybe the rest of us are using 1024 resolution without realising.

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  190. Apple is going to have their asses handed to them. by multicoregeneral · · Score: 2

    The judge is going to smack them in the head for this. If they let it go, I would be absolutely shocked. It would have been easier to just do this in good faith the first time, and have it over with. Now, as I predicted, they're going to have to do this a third time. Just watch. Next week, we'll see an article. Judge might even hold them in contempt. I'm buying extra popcorn this week.

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  191. short sighted by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

    Catching burglars would put them and their families out of income, yet, burglars are being caught and put in jail sometimes. Why would other criminals not get punished? If I was a judge, a company that openly defies the law repeatedly, would get all their assets confiscated and the management would be put in jail for leading a criminal organization. Apple is taking a big risk here and they are responsible for the consequences to their workers, not the judge.

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  192. No jurisdiction? by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

    The USA courts never bothered about such a minute technicality. Why would the UK be any different?

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  193. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UK and Samsung... the beast at Tanagra!

  194. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think you know what the word "profit" means.

  195. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by narcc · · Score: 1

    Sorry, way off-topic, but can you elaborate a bit on that?

  196. Re:who cares by spd_rcr · · Score: 1

    Good point.
    And kudos to whomever spotted that script. I thought they were being sneaky using the light grey font so it didn't stand out. I popped the page over to my portrait monitor and sure enough the layout changes quite naturally to keep the Samsung notice out of sight.

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  197. Hey Judge. by Sable+Drakon · · Score: 1

    I see Apple once more under the effects of a court order related to this. Here's to hoping there's a sizable fine on the next order. If Apple's going to be that childish, they deserve to be slapped around a bit more.

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  198. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear customers, we've been found before British court to have falsely accused samsung of theft. Moreover we've been found also by the british court, in contempt of court for not informing our british customers of such. and found guilty on every count

  199. Getting old. by Volguus+Zildrohar · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else find it funny that people who hate Apple continue to call it an "apology" when a statement of facts is all that was required, or expected?

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  200. Re:who cares by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    Not only that, but the text color is light gray, a low contrast with the background. This is the sort of game cigarette companies used to play with cancer wanrings before the courts made it clear that such games would cost them dearly.

    Look, Thug Apple using cigarette company tactics. Who woulda thinkit?

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  201. Re:who cares by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    UK judges have more leeway if anything. I'm looking forward to Monday.

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  202. Re:Does the EU ever get tired of being someone's m by narcc · · Score: 0

    Have other phones even reached the pixel density that the iPhone introduced three generations ago?

    Yeah. They have. A while ago. So far back, in fact, that they actually reached and exceeded the pixel density of the display used in Apple's iPhone 4 more than a year before it was released!

    Today, it's tough to find a phone that doesn't have a higher PPI than Apple. Even the Dev Alpha, the phone RIM passes out to developers, has a significantly higher pixel density than Apple's latest product.

    You might want to take a look at the other products on the market -- you're missing out on some pretty good stuff.

  203. Re:who cares by Tough+Love · · Score: 3, Informative

    Looks to me like Apple is complying and the Court of Appeal isn't too fussed in general.

    Ha ha, you Apple apologists really break me up. Here's what really happened.

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  204. Your CoolAid's been drugged by terjeber · · Score: 1

    It must really piss off the Linux community that the biggest *nix based consumer share doesn't belong to Linux, but OS X

    You're on drugs man. The Android market share is five times the market share of iOS in the mobile space. Android is Linux. If you think Apple has the highest market share someone has put drugs in your CoolAid.

    1. Re:Your CoolAid's been drugged by rioki · · Score: 1

      Ha ha ha ha ha! Good joke. Android uses the Linux kernel, but is definitely not GNU/Linux. That operating system commonly refereed to "Linux", you know Ubuntu, Debian, SUSE, Red Hat and friends is so far from Android as IOS is. OS X on the other hand is a (mostly) POSIX compliment operating system and than means that there is a good chance that you can get a source compatible compile of a GNU/Linux program. The kernel, although important in it's core operation, is irrelevant to the user space programs; it is all about API / ABI. I would not care if I had the Windows kernel on my system as long as the surrounding operating system is POSIX compatible. OS X is a "Unix" operating system period; GNU/Linux is POSIX compliant and you can make an argument that they share the same market... But Android is NOT a POSIX operating system and is a totally different market, irrelevant which piece of software they use.

    2. Re:Your CoolAid's been drugged by terjeber · · Score: 1

      OK, I agree with you.

  205. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by moronoxyd · · Score: 1

    Understanding the written word isn't your strong suit, right?

    First, he doesn#t claim that these numbers where measured at the same time (Blackberry: at their peak, Windows: still)

    Also, these numbers are in part from different fields (Blackberry: smartphones, Windows: desktop/notebook OS, Samsung: smartphones)

    And finally, it seems you made up the number for Samsung.

    So: fail

  206. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by terjeber · · Score: 1

    So OSX is still the biggest but you have trouble accepting reality

    Yes, you are right, OSX, with a 15% market share, is MUCH bigger than Android with 75% market share. Are you that mathematically challenged?

  207. Web Crawlers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I suspect the reason behind this was less of a "hide this from the user" (although that may well have been a factor), but primarily one of "hide this from the web crawler". Judgments come and go, but web crawlers cache stuff forever. Apple probably doesn't want to have search results associate the judgement fiasco with it's main marketing site in perpetuity, hence this JS (the scrolling part ensures that even a web crawler which executes page onLoad JS, would likely not see this message and thus not cache it.

    1. Re:Web Crawlers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's still there with noscript running though isn't it?

  208. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    except in its Android incarnation

    And even that is woefully fragmented. How many devices RIGHT NOW are running the latest OS or are at least upgradeable to the latest OS? Only a tiny sliver of the total number of OS devices out there. Is there some minimum requirement of upgradability imposed? If not, there should be. Otherwise, while the total number of devices will grow and grow, the number of devices running the latest OS will always grow much slower as a percentage of all devices.

  209. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Daengbo · · Score: 1

    Wow. You need to work on your reading comprehension.

  210. So is Lilo gonna start making computers now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would love to hear all Apple products banned permanently there for their pathetic games, and for warrants for the arrest of all the people in charge so they can't go there without being jailed. But too many people there like Apple's products. Shame Apple is acting like fucking Lindsay Lohan. Remember when she was quietly flipping off the judge? Yeah, apparently she's Apple's inspiration.

    1. Re:So is Lilo gonna start making computers now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I wasn't on the Slashdot, home of the Google apologist, I would have assumed your comment was satire, such is it's idiocy and childishness.

    2. Re:So is Lilo gonna start making computers now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go back to being an appleologist. A company that has children leaping to their death to escape from the factory where they're forced to build admiteddly shiny and desireable apple gagdets which sadly contain shitty old-fashioned operating systems and are surrounded by the unpleasant smell of vendor lock-in.

      What a great way to suck the life out of people and convert it into apple dollars. Ghouls. Keep buying iPad, you ghouls. iGhouls.

  211. bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I agree I could fix something like that in 5 minutes, you just don't fiddle around in the CSS of such a website. In addition to drafting a new text, you have to adjust the code and actually test it, which can't be done in a few days.

    Absolute bullshit.
    Yes, this change can be made in a very short amount of time, less than 2 hours in any corporate environment will full change and release control in place. CSS? Fiddling? WTF?

    How about 'insert this code on this page'. Test it in Dev. Promote it through the system to Production. Done.

    Complete bullshit.

  212. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patent lawyers.

  213. Re:This stunt by Apple by Daengbo · · Score: 1

    Because he zoomed out.

  214. Re:This stunt by Apple by terjeber · · Score: 1

    It's posted and in full compliance

    Actually, it appears not to be. This time the wording is wrong. Court stated the apology had to be on the first page linking to the verdict if so desired, but that is clearly not the case at the moment.

  215. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once had a DPS trooper chase me on 35 while I was on my Ninja all the way from Kyle to school in San Marcos without my knowing it (extreme speed). He finally caught me at the Aquarina Springs drive exit. What a bad day that was.

  216. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    More importantly Samsung has diversity. Their top end Galaxy S3 has recently passed the 30 million sales mark, but they also do a large number of other phones and tablet devices. They also manufacture many of the components, including the CPUs and screens. Samsung has valuable patents on key phone related tech.

    Apple has the iPhone and iPad. If they ever go out of fashion Apple is screwed.

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  217. Re:who cares by shentino · · Score: 2

    And Apple probably knows that.

    Maybe they think they have the UK economy by the balls and can get away with it.

  218. Screw Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut them down locally until they comply, it is the only way the spoilt little bitches are going to do it.

  219. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, exactly, about the posted information is a lie? Methinks someone doesn't know the definition of LIE.

    LIE (verb)
    1. to speak falsely or utter untruth knowingly, as with intent to deceive.
    2. to express what is false; convey a false impression.

  220. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    The Galaxy S3 just passed 30m sales, and is higher spec than the iPhone 5. The Nexus 10 and Nexus 7 are selling well and higher spec than the latest iPad and iPad Mini respectively. That would seem to suggest that this is a race to the top, one which Apple is now being overtaken in.

    As for the lower end just look at Samsung's product line up. They have a lot of phone models, and they are selling a lot of units. They are developing their own new markets like the phone/tablet hybrid Galaxy Note range.

    Apple does not have a monopoly on innovation, profit, creating new markets or aiming to be a leader at the high end.

    Mark my words you'll see dual core 7 inch tablets for $50

    You can already buy a reasonably usable Android phone for well under £100, and yet the Galaxy S3 which costs several times more is selling extremely well. Similarly you can buy a cheap car for £5000, but £20,000 cars still seem to be selling okay. You can buy a laptop for £300, but £1000 Ultrabooks and gaming laptops are still selling. Your logic is flawed.

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  221. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Zemran · · Score: 0

    "Understanding the written word isn't your strong suit, right?"

    From the original "windows is still dominating (75%+), Samsung has always sold more smartphones."

    != "And finally, it seems you made up the number for Samsung."

    Maybe my sarcasm is too much for you but try to understand the written word...

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  222. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Zemran · · Score: 1

    Not my claim, I was quoting, so do not expect me to be the one to defend his figures.

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  223. _R____E_O___ by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    To recycle an old joke (from Drop the Dead Donkey or Spitting Image)

    "3 Across: not a racist comedian (7,5)" doesn't really count as a retraction.

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  224. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    First, he doesn#t claim that these numbers where measured at the same time (Blackberry: at their peak, Windows: still)

    Also, these numbers are in part from different fields

    In other words, whoever originally quoted the figures is retarded.

    It's like saying that a cricket team are better because they hit more runs than a boxer.

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  225. Re:OK, stick a cock in them, they're done. NOT! by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

    made out of chocolate and pussy. ... they're made out of fine wine and delightful perky C cups.

    Ironically, at least two of the things you mention are of no interest at all to most of Apple's customers.

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  226. Correction. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More likely "the Snow Leopard".

  227. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shieet, I'm typing this on a Thinkpad T61p that's got exactly that resolution on a 15" display. DDR2 Core2duo era computer, too. Made in 2007.

    Microsoft has been holding back higher DPI for _ages_ now.

  228. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by andydread · · Score: 2

    Really, troll, who cares? Apple is rapidly gaining a shit reputation in the tech world and this will spread to the broader markeplace in time. Just like what happened to Microsoft. Apple has publicly vowed to use the courts to destroy competition and ruin open source in the marketplace with dubious,obvious software-patents that should have never been filed and should have never been granted. This will come back and bite them in the ass eventually. Samsung has already vacated their touchscreen contract with Apple, and Sharp(Apple's new LCD partner) has just claimed that they don't know if they will remain in existence next year, leaving LG to pick up the slack. LG does not have the capacity nor the quality of Samsung screens. Apple may well have to spend some of their "thermonuclear war" money and get into the screen manufacturing business or come to market with substandard screens. Their antics in court (telling a judge to set a price for FRAND patents below $1 or they will not repect the price the judge sets, and, disrespecting a UK court order. among other arrogant behaviour) showcases their arrogance to the world. Already I meet people who are not technically inclined and they would not purchase Apple products because they have "heard" that Apple is a litigious company and sues their competitors for a rectange with rounded corners. I never though regular Joes would know about these things but the truth is going mainstream now so give it time. The market will eventually come around.

  229. From Spain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it normal that it does not show up in Spain. I'm in Spain and a quick visit to "www.apple.com / es" did not show any notice anywhere. Should it show up? Is the UK ruling binding for ALL of the EU? Just asking ^^

  230. This has gotten old. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    The judges should require that since Apple will not do the right thing, that they must put the apology on their front page, OR, they will recquire that Apple take out full page ads in ALL of the major papers in the USA and UK.

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  231. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So your logic dictates if the police were bust a criminal organization that "hire" hundred criminals, it is bad!?
      What apple has done is to harm the profits of Samsung and possibly the amount of jobs that Samsung has to cut.

  232. It's funny that by fucking around with the notice by Flipao · · Score: 1

    They keep drawing more press coverage to it. The sheer stupidity of their decision making is baffling, had they done it properly this would have been out of the news a week ago.

  233. Re:This stunt by Apple by Angeret · · Score: 1

    Reading through the comments I used your links to compare sites but couldn't see anything odd - I could see the notice at the bottom of the UK site when bringing the browser to fullscreen. THEN I turned off NoScript.

    Aah. Right. Any hint of the declaration and link got shoved off the bottom as the iMingy ad expanded to fill the client area.

    The HTML source makes interesting reading too, mainly for the position of the declaration and link - at the bottom of the footer instead of being within the main body. No hint of contempt, is there? Not just to the court but to everybody - probably including the iFaithfull.

  234. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, what this would seem to indicate is that you cannot understand specs or performance beyond mere Ghz or core count. The iPhone 5 outperforms the S3 in most ways. In fact it even outperforms Google's latest and greatest 10 inch tablet in most ways. Head on over to Anandtech my young friend and free yourself of the Google Reality Distortion Field.

  235. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

    " The Nexus 10 and Nexus 7 are selling well and higher spec than the latest iPad and iPad Mini respectively"

    Uh really -higher specced?

    http://www.anandtech.com/show/6426/ipad-4-gpu-performance-analyzed-powervr-sgx-554mp4-under-the-hood

    As far as "selling well"....

    Less than 3 million in 3 months?

    http://news.cnet.com/8301-1035_3-57542796-94/asus-nexus-7-sales-climb-toward-1-million-a-month/

  236. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 2

    Apple and Samsung, at Tanagra.

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  237. Re:How long until they just reach for a big hammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    submit an apology

    Look, I know you fat virgins are vested in the Holy Google but, really, how many times does it need to be said before it penetrates your fat, neckbeard having head? The court did not order an apology. Neither did the court order that there should be no scrolling required.

    Honestly, the Google/Samsung Defence Force shit on Slashdot is just fucking ridiculous. It's 1000% worse than any Apple fanboyism ever was and it just ruins this site.

  238. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they don't make profit in the UK. No American companies do. The subsidiary pays a "licensing fee for use of the brand" to the parent company (or their Ireland based European head office) which conveniently sweeps up all the money that would have been "profit" and would have resulted in the payment of tax, so they don't do that.

  239. Re:I blacklisted Apple in my HOSTS file! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blimey.....

    I feel mentally ill after looking at that site :(

  240. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    B..b..but the Crapple iSheep are mindlessly defending a multi-national corporation that is hurting the multi-national corporations that I have a boner for. Google and Samsung love me and only have my best interests at heart and I won't hear differently. Making up imaginary URLs is therefore justified as part of the holy war.

    Please iSheep, I implore you. Leave poor, defenceless Samsung alone.

  241. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple has an extremely restrict product portfolio, especially compared to Google in the real world (which is not your fantasy world), and Android is far from being a economical failure for Google as you paint, quite the opposite, actually.

    You're kidding, right? The overwhelming majority of profit (i.e. not just revenues) comes from advertising. Android and almost everything else they do is there for brand recognition and/or to feed people in to their core advertising business. Google is obviously very strong in search and online advertising.

    Apple has a healthy desktop & portables business, software, mobile phones, music players, tablets, mobile advertising, and content delivery (to name but a few areas).

    Both companies are strong in their fields. To say that Google has a more diverse product portfolio is plain unrealistic. You think a supermarket can consider its regular milk sales to be a serious part of their product portfolio? No. Staples like milk are sold at little to no profit because customers typically buy more expensive goods while they're at the store. I've no idea how things will stand in 5, 10 or 20 years. If I were to predict the future, I think I'd at least attempt to demonstrate understanding of the present. People should no more apologise to you than they should me if I were to predict the success or failure of company x by scattering animal bones on the ground.

  242. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Rockoon · · Score: 1

    It isn't necessarily about making money, IMO. It is about creating an ecosystem that allows their existing product to continue to thrive.

    I think that you have missed the fact that Microsoft is foremost a software company and have had no problems in the past being the dominant player in other peoples ecosystems. Pretty much every home computer that you could buy in the late 70's to early 80's featured at its forefront a Microsoft BASIC, often baked right into a ROM chip that they booted to. Even Apples computers ran Microsoft BASIC. While at the time software companies werent making much money (any of them), Microsoft was already at the forefront.

    When Microsoft bailed Apple out the year noted in my signature, one of the conditions that Apple insisted on is that Microsoft continued to produce Office for Macintosh computers. Microsoft was so dominant on Apple's ecosystem that the very survival of Apple depended upon Microsoft continuing to support the platform.

    Currently Microsoft is trying to get into the hardware game, but this is probably a mistake, but not because it wont work.. but because its much easier to just write software for whatever is in vogue. Microsofts biggest recent mistake is probably neglecting to jump early onto the Android bandwagon. They seem to be moving to rectify this, as a Microsoft product manager has recently confirmed Office 2013 for both iOS and Android.

    Look at how quickly hardware manufacturers go from top-3 to being seriously fucked. Motorola? Palm? Nokia? RIM? Being a hardware manufacturer is only great if you continue to be great at it. Once you make a single mis-step, or if someone else comes along and is even better at being great, then you lose your user base so you also lose the edge in your software base and there is simply no recovery from that.

    Its good to be a software company.

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  243. sosumi by drew30319 · · Score: 3, Funny
    The copyright DIV appearing directly above the "Samsung apology" is aptly named / placed:

    </div> <!--/sosumi--><p class="statement">On 25 October 2012, Apple Inc. published a statement on its UK website in relation to Samsung's Galaxy tablet computers. [ ... ]

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    1. Re:sosumi by Yaztromo · · Score: 1

      That's actually quite old, having originated in 1991, and having been an in-joke on their website for quite some time. See: Sosumi

      Yaz

  244. Pointless linkage by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

    Really? FOUR links in the summary and not a single one to the actual web page in question? Good grief.

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  245. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's like saying that a cricket team are better because they hit more runs than a boxer.

    No, it's like saying that a cricket team is the best cricket team because they hit the most runs, and also that a boxer is the best boxer because he wins the most fights.

  246. Dear Slashdot Editors by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    Stop being a fucking prick and post an article that has a link to the actual offending site instead of three links to sites that talk about the offending sites. In other words, stop being a fucking prick, timothy.

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  247. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are you replying to your own post with a counter argument? Whoops... I think you forgot to log in with your alt!

    Whoops... I think you forgot that Slashdot stops displaying posts hierachically when the reply depth reaches a certain level!

  248. Re:How long until they just reach for a big hammer by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 1

    Why isn't it up to the court to dictate what's acceptable? If Apple is complying with the letter of what the court demanded, how are they being contemptuous?

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  249. Apple IIe still works ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My late father's secretary still uses the Apple IIe with Appleworks 1.x to do all her work for the remaining totally non-technical law partner.
    Sorry, but the Apple IIe is still alive and well in many many places; do not hear that so much about MicroSerf DOS machines.
    Apple made it work for the users, not the stockholders.

    1. Re:Apple IIe still works ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fucking bullshit. Just because some moronic secretary still runs that worthless piece of crap doesn't mean it isn't dead. Lots of machines are still running DOS and I'm 100% certain they outnumber those totally crappy Apple doorstops.

    2. Re:Apple IIe still works ... by CodeheadUK · · Score: 1

      I've stumbled across a couple of machines running MS-DOS and ancient accounts packages when auditing organisations. They're normally tucked away in a long forgotten corner and run by some old dear who has been using it for years and knows all the quirks.

      The problem isn't the software, it still works and does the job, However, people insist on replacing the old hardware with a network manageable PCBox, breaking the old app in the process. Why these things can't be treated as a standalone appliance and left alone is beyond me.

  250. Letter of the law by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Following it in black and white, that is all they are obligated to do. They dont have to comply with the 'spirit' which is a nebulous concept that isn't a legal definition. If the judge doesn't like the results, he can add more requirements i assume. Then he can be disbarred for having a personal agenda perhaps.

    Not a apple fan-boy here, just begin realistic. This is all anyone has to do, follow the law, as it is written.

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    1. Re:Letter of the law by udoschuermann · · Score: 2

      IANAL, but the spirit of the law is no vacuous concept. When the letter of the law subverts the spirit, the result is a bad law that invites violations. In this case, Apple refuses to comply with the of the judge's decisions: A simple, clean apology is demanded, but while Apple says "so sorry," they also lift the middle finger. Twice.

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    2. Re:Letter of the law by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Lets see, they were required to make an apology and it sounds like they did. Unless the judge specifed where/etc then he blew it and should learn something for next time.

      "bad law" is stil law. ( even its its bad for you and i, it still stands until struck down )

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  251. What the hell happened to Apple?! by udoschuermann · · Score: 1

    I there any company that has so swiftly turned from the path of innovation to litigation, and proven itself a more sore loser than Apple? The cynic in me says that Apple is on the swift, sure way to suicide.

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  252. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by thaylin · · Score: 1

    Google makes money by violating user privacy for the benefit of its customers, the advertisers.

    I think you are reaching a bit there. Or I could say apple makes money selling crap to fanbois that lock them in so they cant use anything else.

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  253. Re:I blacklisted Apple in my HOSTS file! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello Paul.

  254. Re:I blacklisted Apple in my HOSTS file! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello Paul!

  255. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Vairon · · Score: 1

    The beast at Tanagra.

  256. oh joy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    poor slave labour gets laid off and instead of being worked to death can go tend a field and eat well....
    yea fine them to death i say

  257. Re:This stunt by Apple by mattr · · Score: 1

    I don't know, I just opened the UK site on my MacBook Pro 17" and a simple scroll down one screen height easily shows the statement. Scrolling with two finger gesture as normal on the Mac trackpad, it automatically stops at the bottom of the page. With the U.S. site it is a shorter page, granted, but it would still be on the second page and would still show up the same way. The U.S. design is also very "in-your-face" to an embarrassing extent, whereas the UK design is more conservative and I do not think it reflects the kind of weaseling that everyone is freaking out about - that I was angry about too "they are so going to get clobbered" I thought, until I actually checked the links you kindly posted.
    You and everyone else are absolutely blowing it out of proportion. What a dumb story. Apple does plenty of dumb things, and I have had a love-hate relationship with them for 30 years (loved Apple ][ and Apple ///, then hated them to the core when they killed the ///... it continues from there). As for the person who said they would fine Apple 10% of profits for this, I think it is crazy. Not a dizzy fanboy though I like my 2009 MBP, this story is just not news.

  258. Don't be petty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't be petty, everyone knows you got your hand slapped. This only calls more attention to you than it would otherwise and makes even strong supporters of Apple, like myself, cringe.

  259. Looks fine to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tested with my 28" monitor, you don't have to scroll!

  260. Edge case does not imply absurd by tepples · · Score: 1

    How many people stand sideways to work on their laptop?

    Very few. It's more likely to see someone plugging in an external monitor, and as BasilBrush and omfgnosis point out, Mac OS X supports third-party portrait monitors. The next question is how many people actually buy one of those for their Mac.

    obviously the primary displays on those are not portrait displays

    Your argument is absurd.

    It's not absurd, just an edge case. Though third-party portrait monitors work fine, a Mac user who is not a print graphics professional more than likely doesn't own one.

    1. Re:Edge case does not imply absurd by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Though third-party portrait monitors work fine, a Mac user who is not a print graphics professional more than likely doesn't own one.

      I agree it's an edge case. But far more people own them than you might imagine, as Dell has shipped lots of monitors with stands with rotatable mounts with perfectly ordinary PCs. A lot more people will have them than realise they have them. That's how I got mine. I use it with my Macbook when doing iOS development. It's great for displaying the iPad simulator in portrait mode.

  261. Judges pissed on twice are less than happy by aurizon · · Score: 1

    Well, they pissed on the judge once, and he was a little pissed-on, now they have pissed on him twice, so I expect him to tell Apple to place a large banner right up front and on top, and to use a visible type face...

  262. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't help. With a higher resolution the picture just resizes to just large enough to hide the statement, even at 1600 pixels (whereas 1050 and 1080 are the most common vertical resolutions these days). It probably has a fixed size just for iPads in portrait though, to avoid horizontal scrolling. Try turning your iPad on its side.

  263. Re:This stunt by Apple by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    How many people stand sideways to work on their laptop? Your argument is absurd.

    Nobody. As I said the primary displays are not portrait on laptops and the iMac. But secondary displays can be. There's nothing absurd about my answer to the OPs question. Just your lack of comprehension.

  264. The best apology ever by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

    The greatest apology ever written was one Mark Steyn wrote to himself, on behalf of a newspaper that had screwed up an earlier apology to him. The paper had to print Steyn's new apology as a settlement with him.

    "The Ottawa Citizen and Southam News wish to apologize for our apology to Mark Steyn. In correcting the incorrect statements about Mr. Steyn, published Oct. 15, we incorrectly published the incorrect correction. We accept and regret that our original regrets were unacceptable, and we apologize to Mr. Steyn for any distress caused by our previous apology."

  265. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by C0R1D4N · · Score: 1

    First, I laughed. Then I cried when I realize how sad it is I got the joke.

  266. This sort of thing never turns out well by cundare · · Score: 1

    So after pissing off the court once by refusing to comply with a legitimate order, Apple tries once again to "outsmart" the judge. I can't imagine what the company thinks it's going to accomplish with these shenanigans or how it could possibly think that this is a good idea. It's merely broadcasting the message that: a) it doesn't understand how legal systems work; but b) it thinks it's smarter than the judge; and c) it has contempt for both. "Well, Your Honor, I know you ordered me to stop harrassing my wife, but I merely burned her house down. I never said a word to her personally. So you can't touch me, ha-ha!" Fanboy geeks out of control trying to play with the grownups and just looking foolish. Incomprehensible behavior.

  267. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't pay too much attention to the assets ranking.

    Most of the top ranked companies in terms of assets are financial companies which count customer assets under management as their own. The asset number is nearly worthless without knowing the liabilities. For example JP Morgan Chase had 2.2 trillion in assets but 2.1 trillion in liabilities, meaning it ranks below Apple in real terms.

  268. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    E.g. Apple's UK turnover in the UK for the last 3 years is £3,000,000,000. How much profit, and hence tax does it pay in the UK. 0%.

    That isn't true. They might pay no Corporation Tax, and we can debate the economics and/or ethical implications of that. However, they almost certainly pay large amounts of VAT, make a lot of employers' National Insurance contributions, and pay various other taxes connected with the operations of their business within the UK.

    (Posting AC to avoid undoing moderations. Sorry, I don't usually abuse the system like this, but the position in the parent post is unfortunately common even though it's completely wrong, so I think someone had to correct it.)

  269. No downside by AbrasiveCat · · Score: 1

    Maybe in Apple's eyes there is no downside. To them, and their customers, poking the Judges in the eye is funny. If they have to do it again that's OK and they will do something else they think is funny.

  270. Re:How long until they just reach for a big hammer by ahabswhale · · Score: 1

    They are following the court order so what exactly is the problem?

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  271. Re:How long until they just reach for a big hammer by mark-t · · Score: 2

    It required that it be on their "home page" The obvious subtext here is that the intent is such that user interaction would not be required (clicking a link, to give an example) in order to see the notice... if that were not the case, the requirement that it be on their home page, explicitly, would not exist, and they simply would have made the requirement that it be *easily accessible* from their home page

    While yes, they do have something on their home page about this, it is *NOT* positioned such that it does not require user interaction to view. They are resizing the contents of their page to always keep the footer of the browser window below the bottom of the window, which quite strongly comes across as an even more deliberate attempt to hide it than a plain old link on their home page.

  272. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Slashdot thread in winter.

  273. Re:This stunt by Apple by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    Not everyone has a piss-poor memory.

    Not everyone is as big a liar as you.

  274. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    Nexus 10 vs. iPad 4

    Screen - Nexus 10 has higher resolution, higher DPI
    Sound - Nexus 10 has better front facing speakers
    Weight - Nexus 10 is lighter
    Wifi - 300Mbps on both
    Multitasking - Nexus 10 by far
    Connections - Nexus 10 has USB and HDMI
    NFC - Nexus 10 has dual NFC, iPad has none
    Battery - About the same
    Browser - Nexus 10 supports flash
    Maps/Navigation - Nexus 10

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  275. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    They can't keep up for the simple reason that they are riding a bubble, and sooner or later the bubble will pop, as it happens to all bubbles.

    You are right, Android is doomed.

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  276. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

    "Weight - Nexus 10 is lighter"

    A whopping .11 pounds -- for a tablet that is much slower.

    "Wifi - 300Mbps on both"

    And no cellular option....

    "Multitasking - Nexus 10 by far"

    So real world how is the multitasking better?

    "NFC - Nexus 10 has dual NFC, iPad has none"

    And what exactly can you do with NFC today?

    "Browser - Nexus 10 supports flash"

    Uhh no. You have heard that Adobe has abandoned Flash for Android haven't you?

    "Maps/Navigation - Nexus 10"

    So Google Maps is better than *every single maps app* available for the iOS? And seeing that the only way that a GPS is usable is that you have to pay for an app that downloads all of its data to the device -- since the Nexus 10 doesn't have any cellular options.-- that;s really a wash.

  277. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    Which is because they have profit margin of a fashion company, rather then a tech one.

    I'm sure Cisco has higher margins on their stuff than Apple. And certainly is not the only tech company who does. What you wanted to say was "commodity tech company".

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  278. Apple v Samsung? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the winner is this

  279. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Luckyo · · Score: 1

    Cisco has large scale B2B profits. This is yet another different market.

    Unlike popular culture would have you believe, there's far more to the economy then private consumption.

  280. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    A whopping .11 pounds -- for a tablet that is much slower.

    Didn't seem to stop Apple touting how the latest iPhone was a few grammes lighter and 1mm thinner than the last one. Actually the Nexus 10 is thinner than the iPad 4 as well.

    So real world how is the multitasking better?

    You can switch between apps without closing them. I do it all the time, flicking from G+ to the browser to notes to email to Currents or any of half a dozen newspaper apps. I can run a speed camera warning app in the background as I drive, listening to music or taking hands-free calls or doing navigation. I run a GPS logging app when out taking photos on my DSLR camera so I can geotag them later, and can still use the phone normally thanks to true multitasking.

    And what exactly can you do with NFC today?

    Transfer contacts, URLs, photos, videos, anything really. I can also pay for stuff.

    And no, you can't pay for stuff with Passbook, and yes there are a dozen equivalent apps for Android that have been around for years. I was kind of surprised when Apple announced Passbook actually, were there really no apps like that for iOS before?

    So Google Maps is better than *every single maps app* available for the iOS?

    Yes.

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  281. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    Cisco has large scale B2B profits. This is yet another different market.

    Unlike popular culture would have you believe, there's far more to the economy then private consumption.

    So you admit you were wrong, and I was right, and still pretend it was the other way around.

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  282. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reaching? Not really.

    Google violated user privacy of IE and Safari users for a long-ass time at all by refusing to properly support clearly marked user preferences.

    Google sniffed gigs (or was it terabytes) of data while "mapping wifi".

    Google allowed invasive spyware apps on their store by turning a blind eye to the activity, so long as they got their cut of sales fees and any in-app advertising.

    No, you're right - they're rigorously dedicated to preserving user privacy at all costs.

    Unless doing so would cost them some lost advertising fees, that is.

  283. And the UK matters... because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who really gives a rats ass what the UK courts think? They're not God and they're not the end all be all. The spirit of compliance, albeit unwillingly, all they're gonna get. Apple will NEVER kiss their asses - regardless of the vaporlock that most of the UK posters apparently have on the UK court system.

  284. Re:OK, stick a cock in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, slim and sober is how you get the tits & ass. It's no wonder Apple fans don't go too much for chocolate or wine - they're too busy drowning in pussy.

  285. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Errrr... shouldn't this be 5, Funny?

  286. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Luckyo · · Score: 1

    1. Apple has profit margins of a fashion company, not a tech one.
    2. Cisco has most of its profit margins in large scale B2B.

    What exactly is wrong with either of two above statements?

  287. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what percentage of the population suffers from what you describe as "piss-poor memory". Let's be conservative, and say 50%? Perhaps the judge's intent is that a public apology should be accessible to more than 50% of the visitors to apple.co.uk?

  288. Not hidden for me? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    It doesn't look hidden to me at all. It's right there at the bottom of the page, and I can see it without scrolling at all.

  289. Re:This stunt by Apple by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    You never let the opportunity to lie for Apple's advantage go past you. I have to admire your tenacity, yet loathe your dishonesty.

    I always feel like I got something on me after seeing a BasilBrush post.

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  290. Be uncool, save some bucks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Copying the last 3 sentences before the "conclusion" line, with the judicium:

    [...]
    They do not have the same understated and extreme simplicity which is possessed by the Apple design.
    They are not as cool.
    The overall impression produced is different.

    Wow, that's cool!

  291. Apple Just Moved Resized Function To Script File! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even more interesting now is that it appears that with many tech news websites catching onto this abherration, it looks like Apple has been alerted and has now moved the resize function into a javascript file to load automatically instead. See "http://images.apple.com/v/home/n/scripts/hero_resize.js"

    "var HeroResize=AC.Class({initialize:function(b){this._height=null;this._hero=$(b); .........(window.document.documentElement.clientHeight||window.document.body.clientHeight),10)-310);

    this.hero().style.height=this.height()+"px"}});Event.onDOMReady(function(){var b=new HeroResize("billboard") }); "

    LOL. Take a look at the page source of http://www.apple.com/uk/

  292. Re:This stunt by Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what percentage of the population suffers from what you describe as "piss-poor memory". Let's be conservative, and say 50%? Perhaps the judge's intent is that a public apology should be accessible to more than 50% of the visitors to apple.co.uk?

    Congratulations, what you just posted had literally nothing to do with the topic of this subthread.

  293. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

    "You can switch between apps without closing them. I do it all the time, flicking from G+ to the browser to notes to email to Currents or any of half a dozen newspaper apps. I can run a speed camera warning app in the background as I drive, listening to music or taking hands-free calls or doing navigation. I run a GPS logging app when out taking photos on my DSLR camera so I can geotag them later, and can still use the phone normally thanks to true multitasking."

    You've been able to do that since iOS 4 -- released in 2010.

    "Transfer contacts, URLs, photos, videos, anything really."

    You mean all the things you can do with SMS.....

    "I can also pay for stuff."

    So you're going to take out a 10" tablet to pay for stuff?

    "Yes."

    And you've tried them *all* And I'm sure Google Maps is just great without 3G coverage...that none of the Nexus 10's have,

  294. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fining 10% of profits does not in and of itself cost jobs, as those are profits - therefore, the jobs can still be kept without causing loss to the company. So if Apple decides to fire people just to reinflate profits, I wouldn't exactly blame a court judgement for that.

    You do realize that no corporation ever has or ever will pay a single penny in fines. They just raise prices enough to pass the fine onto the consumer.

  295. Re:This stunt by Apple by Andy+Prough · · Score: 1

    I once had a DPS trooper chase me on 35 while I was on my Ninja all the way from Kyle to school in San Marcos without my knowing it (extreme speed). He finally caught me at the Aquarina Springs drive exit. What a bad day that was.

    Hahaha - cops around here love a good chase! As you can imagine, I live way out in the countryside. About once a year, someone tries to run from the police out towards our neck of the woods, and they invariably wreck their car and try to run into the corn fields. The police bring a team with dogs and machine guns and dig them out. Happened again about 6 weeks ago - three 19-year old burglars from Buda and South Austin. One stayed in the car and two others took off into the fields and hid - one of them hid out for 5 hours before getting caught. Crazy stuff!

  296. Re:How long until they just reach for a big hammer by rkww · · Score: 1

    Why isn't it up to the court to dictate what's acceptable? If Apple is complying with the letter of what the court demanded, how are they being contemptuous?

    Because of an expectation of integrity. Introducing a mandatory user action (a scroll) takes the content off the home page.

  297. Re:Does the EU ever get tired of being someone's m by gelfling · · Score: 1

    That seems to be what was once true. What's becoming apparent is that Tim Cooke has a radically different view of where to take Apple than Jobs ever did. For instance I don't see Jobs ever seriously entertaining the idea of introducing products which don't expect to succeed on their own so much as simply take up space and market share in order to chase out competitors as the current roll out of iPad models seems to indicate. Cooke appears to view his product line more like endless rows of vaguely different cereal boxes in the supermarket which are there just to occupy the most shelf space.

  298. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by mjwx · · Score: 2

    Apple has no debt. Did you factor that in?

    70% of Apple shareholders are institutional share holders (banks, credit unions, governments). Did you factor that in?

    Obviously you didn't as you're still banging on about other numbers. Apple's stock is still overpriced, their product is nearing the point of maximum saturation (currently in the laggards part of the diffusion of innovation) and when that happens, the stock will drop. After that happens, the institutional stock holders will cash out (as that's their entire reason for holding stock that doesn't pay divs), with approx 70% of stockholders doing this the drop becomes more of a snowball effect, sales of the stock cause the price to drop even further.

    Basically, Apple's stock value is a giant bubble waiting to burst. When the institutional share holders cash out, it's the mum and pop share holders that will be left with stock that is not worth what they paid for it.

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  299. Slashdot hate Apple? by David_The_Expert · · Score: 0

    Why is every single Apple-related article on Slashdot something negative? Why does Slashdot hate Apple?

    1. Re:Slashdot hate Apple? by lpq · · Score: 1

      It's not slashdot, "per se", but the readership is generally composed of computer nerds/geeks who like to get into the internals of SW + HW -- both things apple tries to prevent. I.e. Apple is closed source, closed platform, and tries to keep most of the curious readership here, out of their stuff. They shut us out -- and try to control those who develop for their platform in odious fashion.

      Why *wouldn't* your average slashdot reader dislike Apple? They are worse than MS -- and things have never been real positive about MS -- but Apple is by far worse -- as it's also trendy and into image over substance -- something something nerds/geeks usually aren't.

      Apple tends to sue people who try to develop compatible solutions -- not open source or open platform -- again.. anathema to slashdot's roots.

      Why wouldn't any SW / HW / computer person being against Apple -- they are against user's being able to "own" their devices... and tinker with them.. They are against the soul of most computer developers/geeks/nerds.

  300. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Billlagr · · Score: 1

    *sigh*..I second that. I saw it only a few weeks back, too.

  301. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by psiclops · · Score: 1

    i would believe your failure comes from assuming that if windows has a market share of 75%+ and samsung sells more smartphones, then it must have a market share of at least 75%.

    windows is not a smartphone manufacturer. it is an operating system for PCs, tablets and phones.

    windows and samsung could both have 100% market shares in their areas at the same time.

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  302. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by psiclops · · Score: 1

    it's more like saying the Ugandan olympic team isn'tdominating because the british soccer team - in their prime averaged twice as many goals as them, the current south african boxer is better than theirs, and the norweigan runner is faster than theirs.

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  303. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    Samsung make the Apple A series CPUs too.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_A6X

    Manufactured by Samsung on a High-K metal gate (HKMG) 32 nm process

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  304. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by psiclops · · Score: 1

    And I'm sure Google Maps is just great without 3G coverage...that none of the Nexus 10's have

    luckily i can quite easily use my phone which has 3G coverage as a wi-fi hotspot. i'd be surprised if there are any smartphones that can't do this out of the box. id also be surprised if many people who owned a tablet didn't have a smartphone.

    as i cant ever see a time anyone would have their tablet and not their phone - i don't understand the purpose of having 3G in a tablet. why pay for two 3G services when you can just have both devices use the one?

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  305. Re:who cares by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

    And if you actually do happen to notice the apology text and click on the link to the judgement info, the font that they use is not the same as what they use everywhere else on their site. It is so small and tight that it hurts the eyes to read it.

    http://www.apple.com/uk/legal-judgement/

    Good work, Apple!

  306. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    one fact, out of 7 billion humans, the majority are poor, the majority will use android phones as they cost $50USD. None except rich top 1% will use iOS.

    So 5 billion android users, vs 1-2 billion iOS.

    Apple has no chance.

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  307. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

    So if that's the case, what's the use of having NFC on a tablet?

  308. If they're paying 2% taxes is that Wise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought Apple was making a killing funneling profits through the UK.

    It's that a little like cutting your Air supply?

    I could be cruder.. but it really seems "not too smart"

  309. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by fredprado · · Score: 1

    You seem to be in the same fantasy world where people think the next quarter is all there is. Very few Google services endure losses. Most of them give them modest revenues but a solid, and most time dominant, market presence. Unlike most companies Google works with long term goals and understands that market dominance and diversity, as long as they can be banked are worth a lot in the long term.

    Apple does not manufacture its own hardware, and a great part of its software is made by third parties. Following your own poor excuse for a logic, while Google lives solely from advertisement, Apple lives solely from aesthetic design and brand, and those things are only as good as the next trend.

    But enough of nonsense. If you are so confident about Apple, by all means, Invest all your money in Apple shares and just wait. We will see who is right soon enough.

  310. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by fredprado · · Score: 1

    Depends, my friend. If milk suddenly becomes scarce it will be important to have the milk market cornered. Google has dominance in a lot of markets and although some give modest revenues today, and some may even endure with small losses. Unlike most myopic companies we have these days, Google plans for the long term, and they do it very well.

  311. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by epine · · Score: 1

    The bottom line is they sell in the high end of the market, where people spend money

    Once Android's long tail integrates to more than Apple's gated community (as it must if Apple holds firm on price), Android application development begins to take front seat to iOS applications, eating away at the prestige of Apple having the largest buffet.

    It's a nice middle game and a lousy end game.

  312. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by daver00 · · Score: 1

    Debt is just an operating cost as long the company can afford it. I don't see how it changes the equation?

  313. "Rotation" is in the 2nd drop-down-list selection by girlinatrainingbra · · Score: 1
    Do you see the two drop-down lists on the right-half column of that image you pointed to? The top drop-down list says "Resfresh Rate" and currently is selected to be "60 Hz". That second drop-down list is labelled Rotation and currently is selected to be "Standard."

    .

    Select that second drop down list and switch from "Standard" to "Portrait" and the selection of x\by-y resolutions will change to a valid set of portrait-mode resolutions.

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    Tadaa! or La voila (with an accent placed as necessary)! whichever you prefer.

  314. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

    Also, MS isn't playing the race to the bottom game. They are happy to let their oem friends handle that. The Surface is *very* nice hardware and is priced accordingly.
     

  315. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jobs was quite an excellent surfer: that's the art of jumping onto the next bubble before the current bubble bursts. The problem with most large companies including current Apple is that they try latching onto bubbles. That includes defending them in court rather than moving on. What they don't understand is that they are focusing on backward-directed battles.

    It does not matter in the long run whether they manage to win them or not. What matters is whether they manage to stay ahead. And by fighting for the exclusive right to stay put, they are literally making their competition run circles around them.

  316. Re:who cares by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

    Ooohh contempt of court!!! The judge can send them to jail for as long as it takes them to do the appologie correctly :)

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  317. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple has the iPhone and iPad. If they ever go out of fashion Apple is screwed.

    ... and computers (iMac, Macbook, etc), misc other hardware (routers, TVs, etc), software, iTunes (media delivery network), ...

    I'm not particularly fond of Apple, but it'd be a gross understatement to say that they only have mobile devices.

  318. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cricket and boxing are different games. Desktops and mobiles are different games. You are as retard.

  319. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple has no debt. Did you factor that in?

    Since assets usually means net assets, it would seem that somebody did.

    Did the DeVry MBA course finish early today?

  320. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, google's "product portfolio" is 96% advertising, which can be a very fickle market

  321. Re:who cares by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    They could make the regional redirect for UK visitors push them to the click-through, though. The Judge could also stipulate size, placement, wording, and pretty much any other factor governing it.

    Bonus points is he makes Apple put the "I've read this" check box in the exact same script currently used to hide the bottom of the page.

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  322. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I call bullshit. As a public company AAPL's job is to make as much profit as possible (the so called shareholder value) and if they could make more of it by laying off people they would have done so already.

  323. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by rioki · · Score: 1

    Irrelevant. 15% of the personal computer market and 75% of the smartphone market, really is not comparing apples and oranges, right? Right?

  324. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have very out of day numbers -
    AAPL
    EBITDA $58.5 Billion
    Assets $176 Billion (of which $30 Billion is cash and they have no debt but do have $118 Billion in equity!)
    Sales $221 Billion

    Source - Bloomberg

  325. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Zemran · · Score: 1

    Wrong, my failure comes from assuming that other people can read what was written. I am stupid enough to think that other people will follow... The original said 50%, 75% and 75%+ of users. If you really want to argue you should be masturbating about users can use more than one system but that would still fail to correct his mistake as the figures he laid out are still wrong even if that was what he was trying to say.

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  326. This is the most retarded Fanboi thread by metaforest · · Score: 1

    I have ever seen on /.
    What a fucking waste of bandwidth.
    Fuck you very much.

    That is all.

  327. Re:who cares by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    What jobs? Oh, you mean those indentured workers over in China? You really think people are going to cry about that?

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  328. Re:OK, stick a cock in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True. There are a lot of fag hags out there. I guess they feel more comfortable discussing emotions and yeast infections with effeminate, jobless males, such as the entirety of Apple's customer base.

  329. Re:who cares by thaylin · · Score: 1

    No more then a judge would not have the power over other countries judgement, oh wait that already happened in the microsoft case.

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  330. Re:who cares by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

    No more then a judge would not have the power over other countries judgement, oh wait that already happened in the microsoft case.

    Going on the assumption that you're not trolling, but have simply been fed the wrong information, I'll help: the judge there didn't override the other country's judgement or otherwise exceed his jurisdiction. Rather, in Germany, it's not a court that enforces an injunction, but a plaintiff. The judge here placed an injunction on Google ordering them not to exercise their power to enforce the German injunction.

    Here's an analogy... A German court says "you win this case, and will receive $10 fro the defendant. But first, you have to come here, visit the clerk's office, and sign this form." The US court then says, "you aren't allowed to travel to Germany." It's not exceeding its jurisdiction, nor is it overturning the German decision... but you're nonetheless stopped from enforcing that earlier judgement.

    From a policy perspective, it makes sense too... The Microsoft-Google case was already going on in this country, when Google tried to run around it by doing a fast-track decision in Germany. That's not fair, because it allows you to game the system by filing in multiple places simultaneously on the same case, taking the winning judgement and dropping all of the others. In this country, to prevent exactly that, we have systems of estoppel and res judicata that makes someone bound to a decision by one court on an issue - or bound to argument they make on that issue in court - even if they try to go to another court. There's no such international rule, but it still should be prevented in the interests of fairness.

    Clearer?

  331. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perception in iPad mini is that the only high end thing about it is the price.

  332. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by psiclops · · Score: 1

    he never said 75+ for samsung.

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  333. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by psiclops · · Score: 1

    not all phones have NFC so it could still be useful for Paypass/unlocking things e.t.c. *although i personally wouldn't want to get a tablet out to do these things - wallet/security cards would be easier.

    also NFC is 2 way communication so is also good for transferring content and has many other uses

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  334. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

    So let me get this straight, NFC is useful on a tablet because not everyone has a phone but having cellular connection on a tablet is not useful because everyone has a phone....

  335. You can't argue the same, that's just stupid again by Quila · · Score: 1

    Hidden in the Bible? Get real. Six paragraphs, and the first and fifth constitute the required message. The second introduces short excerpts from the judgment in the third and fourth. The sixth refers to rulings in other jurisdictions. In addition, only the two required paragraphs have links, which immediately makes them stand out to the reader.

    That's not hidden. That just contains stuff that Apple haters and the judge would rather people not know.

  336. Re:Does the EU ever get tired of being someone's m by Quila · · Score: 1

    Today, it's tough to find a phone that doesn't have a higher PPI than Apple

    Really? I just looked at Wikipedia's page on List of Displays by Pixel Density for current phones. iPhone at 326 ...

    The just released in China Huawei Ascend D has barely more at 330 (although stated 326 elsewhere), but it's a pentile display, so it doesn't quite compare, having fewer actual elements on the screen than the iPhone.

    I see a few of LG's latest phones equal or barely exceed the iPhone, and a Nokia does.

    Looking down I see a few other modern phones that have surpassed the iPhone.

    However, this group of phones at or higher than the iPhone are the small minority of phones on the market. Thus, "it's tough to find a phone that doesn't have a higher PPI than Apple" is absolutely false.

    Now that it appears Android phones have caught up in resolution, they will be in the running when I'm looking to upgrade from my 4S, if their screen isn't too big, and they aren't pentile. With this race for ever-bigger screens, I'm not holding out hope on the screen size.

  337. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by psiclops · · Score: 1

    NFC is usefull on a tablet because 1. not all smartphones have NFC. And 2. NFC has uses that make it worthwile on every mobile device one person owns as opposed to just needing one device with NFC.

    cellular connection is not all that usefull as all* smartphones have both a cellular connection and can be used as a hotspot, therefore there is only the need to for 1 device with cellular connection per person.

    to recap -

    NFC: 1.usefull on all devices a person owns & 2. Not available on all smartphones.
    Cellular Connection: 1: only required on one device a person owns(as long as that can be shared) & 2. available on all* smartphones(to be shared)

    *there may be current smartphones that can't be used as a hotspot but i don't know of any.

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  338. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of smart phone plans that don't allow tethering - including the grandfathered unlimited plans on both AT&T and Verizon. Besides that, smart phone penetration is only 50% in the US.

  339. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by psiclops · · Score: 1

    my stated assumption was that people with tablets generally own smartphones.

    carriers can't restrict/overcharge tethering in Australia, and i was under the impression the case was the same in the U.S (as part of the Open access provisions on the 700MHz C Block spectrum.)

    Back in July Verizon was supposed to drop objections to the 11 tethering apps it had pulled from the android marketplace

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  340. Re:Does the EU ever get tired of being someone's m by Quila · · Score: 1

    But Apples superior screen resolution is a revolutionary feat by Apple, and not simply sourcing a high resolution display form whatever non-Apple company makes them?

    Except Apple actually has patents for their displays, and has a history of helping manufacturers get up to speed in producing their products. In some cases Apple blindly sources like everyone else, but in many Apple was involved in the building of the production facilities, the tooling, and the design of the production system itself.

  341. Re:Does the EU ever get tired of being someone's m by Quila · · Score: 1

    Let's see them innovate a mid level graphics workstation like a quad core i7 with a pair of PCIe slots for discreet GPU's.

    You mean something any kid can put together in his bedroom? It is sad though that Apple seems to be neglecting the pro market. The Mac Pro is downright embarrassing in that otherwise top-end product lineup.

  342. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by hjf · · Score: 1

    And the word ecosystem is thrown in as if Apple is the only company that can pull that one.

    I don't have a Surface and I don't intend to, but I heard it's supposed to discover an XBOX at your house and connect to it, and do things such as show maps on the display, etc. Not bad - and not impossible to make.

    Same thing with the Zune. I don't know what was bad about it - it just got bad press from Apple blogger/cocksuckers. But it had interesting features (like sharing music with other zunes in the room). And it didn't look bad, and the UI didn't look bad either. Zune is an example of a product that failed because of bad press from competition.

    I'm not a microsoft apologist - but I don't think it's fair to say only apple can make an "ecosystem".

  343. Re:How long until they just reach for a big hammer by idontgno · · Score: 1

    In the holy words of the meme, "obvious troll is obvious".

    The irony is that your post shows promise, including a few bits of factual truth mingled in with the fanboyish flamebating. It's just that good trolling requires a lighter touch. As it is, your post is only half a step above GNAA, and only by virtue of being at least peripherally on-topic.

    Better luck next time, and remember... subtlety will serve you much better.

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  344. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Largest company by stock market value.

    Which is based not on real company value, but estimated by the market and highly influenced by investor perception of the brand. It's susceptible to bubbles, like the dotcom bubble.

    It's not the largest US company by either revenue or profit, which is a far more material way of measuring the size of the company.

    And whatever the size of Apple as a US company, Samsung is not a US company so wouldn't even be included in that comparison you linked to.

    Incidentally Apples shares dropped 2.88% so far today, Samsungs only 0.88%. Since they trade on different exchanges in different currencies you can't accurately compare their share prices directly, but Apple's share price is currently $542.16 while Samsungs 1350000 KRW is $1238.95 - 2.3 times larger than Apple's.

  345. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So wait, in your first paragraph you're comparing the most successful OS developer of desktop PCs with a mid level manufacturer of mobile device hardware. You're doing it wrong. Microsoft's direct comparison in the mobile sector is Google, and HTC's direct comparison in the PC industry is HP or similar system builders. Premade PC companies have had more than their fair share of bad quarters, but MSFT never feels their pain because once they set a sale price, the OEMs must buy Windows from them at that price or face certain extinction. OS distributors on the other hand have no such problem, as they are literally equivalent to energy companies is this arena, and when the prices go up, you just have to take the hit.

  346. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by MonkeyBoy · · Score: 1

    If Apple has the margins of a fashion company, does that make Cisco even more fashionable since their margins are higher?

    The market they sell into is meaningless, your original statement said absolutely nothing about their customer base, just their profit margins. Since Cisco's profit margins are higher than Apple's, therefore they must be even more of a fashion company than Apple, according to your original statement.

    Changing your statement now, to try to make it mean something completely different, isn't helping. What you said is right there for all the world to see.

    Just take your lumps. We all make mistakes.

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  347. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Luckyo · · Score: 1

    "I refuse to use my common sense to even the tiniest amounts and will instead engage in fox news-like rush to the lowest denominator while pretending to be upholding the discussion".

    I apologize for my mistake in assuming that slashdot visitors were not in that particular group and holding the local readership to a somewhat higher intellectual standard. Your correction has been duly noted.

  348. Re:OK, stick a fork in them, they're done. NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Captain says move out of parents Basement... Make it so!! lol

  349. Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess you can't just post a link to what you're talking about? you have to post to a bunch of other garbage. Asshole