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But fuck is just such a flexible word...

On: Swearing at Work is Bleeping Good For You

It has so many shades of meaning, so much depth.
Its a verb ("go fuck yourself"), a noun ("you fucker"), an adjective ("she's fucking hot").
A greeting ("how the fuck are you").

See here for many many more uses of this tremendous word.

Love
The fucker.

Here's what MS should do to REALLY take over...

On: Microsoft Will Allow Vista Reinstalls

(not that they already haven't anyway...).

Look - they've got anti-piracy sorted.
Their software phones home.
It updates the phone-home and key-checking code regularly.
You can't get security updates and new software (e.g. IE, .NET)
without it.
Even if the locks get broken, they'll just update.

So here's what they should do... give away CDs.
Vista CD's should be distributed like AOL's once
were. They should be everywhere, in every mag, in
every box of Captain Crunch cereal. Let people download
it from MS's website.

Let it run for a month for free before it starts
to ask you to buy. You've got them hooked by this
stage.

Vista will be like heroin - once you get a taste its very
addictive. Make it trivial to buy - just take
a credit card number right from the login screen.

Do the same with Office. All good pushers know they've got
to give free samples to lock in their 'customers' for
life. And it works.