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  1. Telomeres on Scientists Have Re-Cloned Mice To the 25th Generation · · Score: 3

    What's with telomeres? That's all I have. And I expect this comment to disappear underneath a delugh of "Let's clone Natalie Portman" posts, but seriously, is this thing on? What's with telomeres and DNA end funtions and all this other shit we've been reading about here and all l the rest of the sites? Why is this viable and how does it relate to us?

  2. 500 gigs? How are old machines staying ualoft? on Boeing 787s To Create Half a Terabyte of Data Per Flight · · Score: 1

    What percent of that "data" is bad scripting, really bad mark-up and AdSense shit? Is there maybe an address like "m.part_number.plane_number.location.internalsite.boeingcorp.com" so the people who fix the problems can get the info without being tracked and spammed by OK Cupid and 100 different tool sellers?

  3. Re:lag on Future Fighters Won't Need Ejection Seats · · Score: 1

    I wonder what would happen if someone ever discovered a method to jam radio frequencies or fill pipes with garbage, interrupting normal communications.

  4. You hippie. on Future Fighters Won't Need Ejection Seats · · Score: 0
    As I wrote in another comment, Star Trek's episode A Taste of Armageddon says this. But your fantasy world of what should happen has nothing to do with the real world or there wouldn't be a war to fight.

    As Patton said, "I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country."

  5. Re:No on Future Fighters Won't Need Ejection Seats · · Score: 1

    A Taste of Armageddon, one of the few ST episodes I ever reference because it not only remains relevant (or has become moreso), it isn't too heavy-handed in driving its point home. Patterns of Force, OTOH, is too fucking preachy and hackneyed for my taste.

  6. What's the rush? on Future Fighters Won't Need Ejection Seats · · Score: 5, Funny

    Install ejection seats on the remote pilots' chairs would certainly serve as a strong deterrent to unsafe manoeuvres as well as providing a means for a broad range of disciplinary actions.

  7. Scientology tactics become mainstream on Buying Your Way Onto the NY Times Bestsellers List · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Criminal Cult of Scientology has been doing this for decades. The only surprise is how long it took others to start.

  8. When did that happen? on HR Departments Tell Equifax Your Entire Salary History · · Score: 1

    I cleaned up our credit after my (ex-)wife's card was stolen by a waiter. It took two years (because shit was being transferred between the credit bureaux or restored from back-ups faster than we whack the moles, but I finally succeeded. In EVERY case it was, "Not mine, not me, not then, Prove it or delete." It was only icing on the cake when I was able to show documentation which showed such a charge or action was impossible.

    Line by line through each entire report. The creditor has (had?) to respond within 30 days or the entry must be (had to have been) removed. A new report may be requested to confirm. Lather, rinse, repeat.

  9. Assange gets hold of leaked script SHOCKER! on Julian Assange Pans WikiLeaks Movie · · Score: 1

    Film at 11. And now, sports.

  10. I'm going to party like it's 1997-1999 on You've Got 25 Years Until UNIX Time Overflows · · Score: 1
    I look forward to my impending forced retirement secure in the knowledge that I will be better qualified than most of the people older than me (who have died) and most of those younger (who spend time on reddit going on about %ThisWeek'sLanguageOfTheCentury%) when it comes time to slog through the shit I recoded 15 years ago as they told me that:
    • 1) time integers should indeed be signed because "fuck you, consistency"; and
    • 2) 32 bitses is enough for anyone
  11. More charades. on USPTO Asks For Input On Software Patents · · Score: 2

    The USPTO was "asking for input" since before software patents were allowed some 30 years ago. They ignored it then ("already covered by copyright") as they will continue to do because the then-outrageous and intractable idea of USPTO-as-Service-Provider under Reagan has become the de facto standard rather than the egregious outlier. Fallacy of the Middle Ground.

  12. Eeeee Villllll on Official Doc Reveals Oracle's Cloud Rules · · Score: 1
    > Like the one that allows Oracle to turn off access to accounts in the event of a dispute or account violation

    So... exactly what every other company out there does but they're telling you this right up front. BURN THE WITCHES!

  13. Re:The joke in question on UK Man Arrested For Offensive Joke Posted On Facebook · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > The UK has excellent freedom of expression. As the Clash wrote, "As long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it," a revelation which might pop your little two-volt cork. A little insight into what "incite" means (since you don't even know the difference between the two words): To incite someone isn't to simply make them angry or feel violent, it means to provoke them to taking violent and illegal action, such as rioting or killing. Making someone mad isn't "incitement" you buffoon. Likewise, the US Constitution explicitly makes the freedom of speech/thought/expression "inalienable".

    It's downright scary that same people who so bitterly complain about the saccharine superficiality world of the US are the same people who now defend a law which so stifles and criminalises speech that as it stands, even the conflict in an episode of Teletubbies or Zingzillas could have you arrested, defending yourself in court while facing years of imprisonment. All you have to do to find yourself in that position now is simply refuse to accept Islam when pressed (that's "grossly offensive" to a Muslim) or tell a dumb joke.

    It's such stupidity and grievous censorship of thoughts and ideas that tipped the balance in favour of staying in Germany rather than moving back to the UK.

  14. Business model: Annoy your users on Mozilla To Bug Firefox Users With Old Adobe Reader, Flash, Silverlight · · Score: 1
    Pissing me off after forcing an update onto me that WILL NOT install but which retries that install EVERY FUCKING TIME I start each and every Mozilla program; an "update" which can't be removed without a full uninstall and which requires a confirmation in the focus-stealing pop-up after each time it fails.

    Then there's Chrome constantly bugging me to log in and give other details so I can be tracked as if I was the star of The Running Man.

    Why hello, Opera. How've you been?

  15. Yet Another Misleading Story on US Court Says Motorola Can't Enforce Microsoft Injunction In Germany · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Appeals Court turned down the preliminary because the full case is still active in District. The German case will almost certainly influence the finding but the case is still on-going. Appeals Courts are for after a decision has been reached by the lower court.

  16. I sent a message but didn't mark it PRIVATE on Facebook Denies Leak of Users' Private Messages · · Score: 1
    And I did it within a system that:

    10) automatically treated direct messages as private; and
    20) had no mechanism to mark direct messages as private because;
    30 GOTO 10

    > > no evidence the messages in question had been private

    ahem.

  17. Re:Damn the summary on Terabit Ethernet Is Dead, For Now · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As a parent of a young one I also hear this 500×/day. But what's the cost of "Terabit now and you're safe for a decade" versus "400Gb now, then rewire & replace all your gear in 3-5 years for 750Gb (if there isn't a standards war you have to gamble on), and then do that all over again in another 3-5 years for 1.1Gb"? Because that's the kind of creep we've seen since the early days of token ring and then 10BaseT. Manufacturers certainly want the step-by-step option but the admins and engineers? Not so much so.

  18. Making it appropriately on Steve Jobs Joins House of Wax · · Score: 1
    I expect it to be made in a foreign country with an abysmal record on human rights by forced student labour paid 9/day.

    Will it be very angular like Max Headroom or will the wax museum get a licensing deal for the rounded edges?

  19. What good is free fibre when what it carries is on Woz Applying For Australian Citizenship Because of the NBN · · Score: 1
  20. In 10 years you might catch up with 2007 Korea on Chattanooga's Municipal Network Doubles Down On Fiber Speeds · · Score: 2

    These sorts of speeds are something to be ashamed of.

  21. So /.now advocates pushing unwanted OS versions. on Maybe With Help From Google and Adobe, Microsoft Can Kill Windows XP · · Score: 1
    All the anti-MS fanatics can suck a fart out of my ass. You'd be fucking howling if you were forced to use a different kernel or even different desktop skin on a system which you had spent a lot of time optimising so that it ran a particular app or set of apps as best as possible given the known limitations.

    I'm stuck with XP on a lot of machines because of the apps that need to run. I have it tuned a hell of a lot faster than WINE or any other emulator could ever hope to accomplish. But your sorry know-it-all ass really believes you know best what my system needs?

  22. A user announcing this speaks volumes on Dice Buys Geeknet's Media Business, Including Slashdot, In $20M Deal · · Score: 0
    A user provides sketchy details and a link to a content-less press release, and that gets posted, while Taco et al. sit around & scratch their asses. Par for the course, really. At least there won't be another 10,000-word navel-gazing post from Malda about temporarily becoming a "millionaire". At least, not until FB buys out this deal when it all rolls over.

    woof.

  23. Executive Orders vs. Checks & Balances on White House Circulating Draft of Executive Order On Cybersecurity · · Score: 5, Interesting
    On one hand, efficacy and direct, immediate action.

    On the other hand, the complete usurping of the very principles of enumerated and separated branches of gubmint in order to prevent abuse and provide for accountability.

  24. Competition on Google Warned Samsung Galaxy Tab Was "Too Similar" · · Score: 0

    How about Apple, Samsung, Google and the rest of them SHUT THE FUCK UP and just compete on features & abilities? I'm sick of this soap opera and even sicker of the technology stifling they're ALL trying to do while complaining that the rest of them are doing it.

  25. The phrase is 'TOAP' on The Rise of the Junkweb and Why It's So Awesome · · Score: 1

    "Text On A Picture", and b3ta has been bitching about it and LARTing n00bs over it for years.