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The Rise of the Junkweb and Why It's So Awesome

Hugh Pickens writes writes "Have you noticed your Facebook stream or looked at reddit lately? A huge chunk of what goes by lately are photos with text over them, usually quotes about this or that. 'It's the Junkweb,' writes Chris Brogan. 'Why "junk?" Because the original intent of the Internet was that links were gold, that searchability was key, that this ability to find anything and use resources from wherever was magic. And this new web? The web of pictures with text over them? They're junk. They're a dead end. The picture is the payload.' Facebook and Pinterest are doing what so much of our 'awesome' tech hasn't been able to do well: let the everyperson into this universe. For whatever reason, the 'photos with text' experience gives us that feeling we get when we read magazines. 'It makes the texty text of blogging a lot less stark. It draws our eyes in. It's fast to consume, and it brings an emotional response faster.' Now with the release of Google's Panda search technology, it has been acknowledged that links and pages aren't everything and with Google+ goes the realization that it's no longer a links-only world. who shares is as important as how it's shared. 'I'm spending far more time on the Junkweb than I am on the Smartweb,' concludes Brogan. 'Deny it, if you want. The numbers show otherwise. We are in love with this new method of interacting.'"

181 comments

  1. It's ugly by pubwvj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hate the text of photos. People should post the actual text and have a photo with it if necessary. But the text over photo is awful for a whole lot of reasons.

    1. Re:It's ugly by datavirtue · · Score: 2

      Now get off my lawn!

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    2. Re:It's ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Never seen Lolcats, I guess?

      Yeah, it's funny when geeks were doing it. Now that everybody is doing it, it's awful. It's junk. Got it.

    3. Re:It's ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I immediately block anyone who posts pics with text on Facebook.

    4. Re:It's ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never seen Lolcats, I guess?

      Yeah, it's funny when geeks were doing it. Now that everybody is doing it, it's awful. It's junk. Got it.

      No, actually, it was stupid the entire time. And it didn't start with geeks, it started after the unwashed masses figured out that they could take a picture of their cat with their camera phone and then add text to it and get attention.

      I don't really notice this "junkweb" the author claims exists. But then again, I don't spend all my time browsing memebase and hanging around places frequented by teenage girls and sexually frustrated housewives.

    5. Re:It's ugly by Oligonicella · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Horse shit. I was around at the time. It was geeks.

      They first started it all with overlaid ASCII characters making The Mona Lisa, Statue of Liberty, etc. Oh yes, and porn.

      Then, when they got their hands on graphic software, they did it with pics and text.

      Every example of the presence of bad/crappy/funny/intelligent/etc..... can be traced back to a geek doing it. That group has the same humorous and degenerate proclivities and impulses as everyone else and they had the first access.

      By the way, don't use "unwashed masses" in the future. It's a red flag.

    6. Re:It's ugly by AngryDeuce · · Score: 3, Funny

      So, in other words, you don't use Facebook?

    7. Re:It's ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. When we were doing it, it was great. Now that our moms, kids, loud neighbours, and jocks are doing it, it's junk. Obviously.

    8. Re:It's ugly by Hatta · · Score: 2

      Isn't this what the Alt attribute to the IMG tag is for?

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    9. Re:It's ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      By the way, don't use "unwashed masses" in the future. It's a red flag.

      Funny, for me the red flag is when people command other people they don't know not to do something that annoys them. And then say "it's a red flag" as if that was an objective thing rather than a subjective thing.

      You mean it's a red flag for you. But of course if you wrote it that way you might realize that nobody gives a shit what your red flags are, and elide the passive-aggressive ending from your comment entirely.

    10. Re:It's ugly by xerxesVII · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I get the spirit of what you're saying, but there is a deeper truth here.

      They don't have the same sensibility as us, so we're disinclined to like the things that they generate and/or circulate.

      Subjectively speaking, anything that we like cannot help but suck once they get their hands on it.

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    11. Re:It's ugly by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Or, hide the text in the photo using steganography (see sig link)

    12. Re:It's ugly by ReallyEvilCanine · · Score: 4, Informative

      Horseshit.
      Almost all of that ASCII art was done decades before by the RTTY radio geeks, and most of the best stuff was porn.
      .
      So yes, it can be traced back to geeks, but a lot further back than you seem to know about, you young whipper-snapper.

    13. Re:It's ugly by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      Isn't this what the Alt attribute to the IMG tag is for?

      Nope, that's not it at all. ALT represents the text a user agent should substitute to the image on a device that has no image displaying capabilities. Think Lynx, Google, Browsers for disabled people, etc.

    14. Re:It's ugly by __aaqvdr516 · · Score: 2

      I hate the text of photos. People should post the actual text and have a photo with it if necessary. But the text over photo is awful for a whole lot of reasons.

      I believe this is what you were looking for.

    15. Re:It's ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't use Facebook.

    16. Re:It's ugly by mcgrew · · Score: 2

      Well, I'm not on facebook and have never visited reddit, so I'm afraid I don't feel your pain. At least, in this respect. From TFS: Because the original intent of the Internet was that links were gold, that searchability was key, that this ability to find anything and use resources from wherever was magic.

      And now search has been trashed. My car's AC went out, a mechanic buddy told me it was the temperature control module and one from an auto parts store was $500, $75 from a junkyard. So I figured, nerd that I am, I'd find schematics for it and could probably build one for ten bucks.

      Google failed me. I googled for "2002 concorde temperatre control schematics" and not a single result ha dthe word "schematics" in it. I was horrified that advanced search is GONE now, and "+schematics" still didn't return anything with that word.

      So I tried Bing (I googled "Bing" just so Google would know they failed me) and the results were even shittier, every other result wanting to sell me something and half having nothing to do with climate control, goving me results for cruise controls.

      I think there's an opening for someone to best Google in teh search area, they have REALLY gone downhill in the past couple of years.

      BTW, anybody know where I can find a copy of that schematic? There is surley no more than $20 worth of off the shelf parts in that $500 ripoff!

      I'll be glad when this facetwit fad blows over (like MySpace before them and Geocities before THEM).

    17. Re:It's ugly by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      No, alt is for captioning for the blind, title is what you're looking for. As in
      <a title="e.coli"><img="ecoli.jpg" alt="photograph of a microscope slide depicting an e.coli"></a>

    18. Re:It's ugly by ukemike · · Score: 3, Informative

      Google failed me. I googled for "2002 concorde temperatre control schematics" and not a single result ha dthe word "schematics" in it. I was horrified that advanced search is GONE now, and "+schematics" still didn't return anything with that word.

      Perhaps if you tried "2002 concorde temperature control wiring diagram" you might get better results. Sorry but google is an american company, chrysler is an american car company you'll get better results if you use american words and spelling. Using search engines well is a skill.

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    19. Re:It's ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lolcats? Huh, newbie. Anyone else remember "Mr. T. Ate My Balls"?

    20. Re:It's ugly by Catiline · · Score: 1

      We all knew that! Of Course "Anonymous Coward" doesn't use Facebook -- you have to log in first.

    21. Re:It's ugly by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      .. it will not survive resharing if the text isn't attached to the image.

      it's old as bbs's, really.

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    22. Re:It's ugly by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1
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    23. Re:It's ugly by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Almost all of that ASCII art was done decades before by the RTTY radio geeks, and most of the best stuff was porn [roysac.com].

      Partially nude women == porn? What a strange definition.

    24. Re:It's ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinda like a joke is funny when Carlin recites it on stage, not so much when the awkward kid no one really likes stumbles through it and forgets the punchline.

    25. Re:It's ugly by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      places frequented by teenage girls and sexually frustrated housewives.

      [citation needed]

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    26. Re:It's ugly by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      You stand a better chance of getting cool by arguing the price down to $20 at the junkyard. Why would that schematic be on the Internet? It's a cheap PCB module made by some unknown Mexican / Chinese / whatever module maker. The actual schematic probably doesn't even exist at this point - once the printed up the PCB and the pick lists, it probably got overwritten when the designer's 100 meg hard drive got filled up with porn.

      You COULD spend entertaining hours reverse engineering that thing, but instead you're wasting time on Slashdot.

      Your mother would be ashamed....

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    27. Re:It's ugly by Ja'Achan · · Score: 1

      They are REALLY EASY to share though. You can't do that so easy with a HTML file with embedded image. If it's so popular, maybe we should design an image file format it that makes the text parseable by browser and search engine. Though really, who'd go through the trouble to use that?

    28. Re:It's ugly by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      No, that would by hypocritical.

    29. Re:It's ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well spoken, sir. (Or well spoken, madam, depending.)

    30. Re:It's ugly by pnutjam · · Score: 2

      Here is the Haynes manual It's worth every penny. I buy one for every car I work on.

    31. Re:It's ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean it's a red flag for you.

      Yes: It reminds him that his next shower is long overdue. ;-)

    32. Re:It's ugly by ffflala · · Score: 1

      I was horrified that advanced search is GONE now...

      Google advanced search is not gone, and there are a number of ways to access it. Try googling "advanced search".

    33. Re:It's ugly by Andtalath · · Score: 1

      Porn=Anything made with the intent of arousal.

      And, yeah, Playboy is DEFINITELY porn, just quite innocent porn by our current standards.

    34. Re:It's ugly by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      There are many manufacturers that keep their schematics unpublished and proprietary for the exact reasons that you want them. When schematics are published it is usually for larger appliances like refrigerators, but the components are not (usually) soldered to a PCB. In some of these cases the arrangement of the components in the schematic is "low tech", and everybody in the industry uses the same approach, so there is no real risk of losing intellectual property. Maybe one day you'll be able to get an OScar and you'll have access to all the schematics, drawings, and firmware code you need www.theoscarproject.org.

    35. Re:It's ugly by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Actually... Alt was for the text-based browsers. It just happens to also be a good idea for the blind, especially now that people rarely use text-based browsers anymore.

    36. Re:It's ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The alt tag is for making html validators stop complaining. And for taunting people who can't view images for whatever reason. "Here's a really cool picture of a cat, too bad you can't see it."

      I'm sure there are some cases where you could provide a meaningful and useful alt tag, but usually I think the user would be better off if the browser just ignored that image.

    37. Re:It's ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still, if I search for "X Y Z" I expect terms X Y and Z to be in every result.

    38. Re:It's ugly by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      have you been to facebook? thats all of the citation needed

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    39. Re:It's ugly by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if you tried "2002 concorde temperature control wiring diagram" you might get better results

      And if you knew that the last Concorde was built in 1979, you'd have some idea of why you were getting the wrong results.

    40. Re:It's ugly by pepty · · Score: 1

      Still, if I search for "X Y Z" I expect terms X Y and Z to be in every result.

      You should expect the phrase "X Y Z" to be in every result for that search. If you want X, Y, and Z to all be in every result, google "X" "Y" "Z". They seem to have retired the + operator last year without bothering to tell anyone, now you use quotes around a single keyword to get the same effect.

    41. Re:It's ugly by Guignol · · Score: 1

      WOW ! amazing :)
      Can I buy you a beer some time ?
      I am going to abuse this new found website until my coworkers stop sending me screenshots of the error messages they see in the web application I support :D
      Of course, for those of them who send said screenshot embedded in an MS Word document, it probably won't be enough to convey the message, but it's a start ;)

    42. Re:It's ugly by pepty · · Score: 2

      Yep, they hid advanced search and google scholar. I guess Google doesn't need for data on people's use of those search tools anymore.

    43. Re:It's ugly by choprboy · · Score: 1

      Horseshit.

      Almost all of that was done by wireless telegraph operators decades before RTTY radio geeks, probably one of the earliest being the lewd and suggestive poems inserted into the stream of Marconi's new-fangled "secure" wireless transmission device.

      I see your young wipper-snapper and raise you a 1903 old timer.

    44. Re:It's ugly by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      No, "alt" was included because HTML is semantic markup, and there should be no assumptions made about rendering technology. The IMG tag was always a bit of a (necessary) hack, because an image file isn't semantic.

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    45. Re:It's ugly by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      The appropriate way of dealing with an unimportant image is to use an empty alt attribute (alt=""). This is intended to force the author to think properly about what they're doing.

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    46. Re:It's ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the U.S. they are also call schematics.

      The + operator now does nothing. Or rather, it's considered part of the word being searched for, such as "Google+". At the same time, teh default search includes synonyms, which can wildly change the meaning of some searches. (For example, "auto" is a dangerous word to use, since it appears in almost every field, but will usually trigger on car, van, automobile, etc.) If you want to force the results to include only those that contain a specific literal, you need to wrap it in quotation marks.

    47. Re:It's ugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Horseshit.

      Almost all of that ASCII art was done decades before by the RTTY radio geeks, and most of the best stuff was porn.

      .

      So yes, it can be traced back to geeks, but a lot further back than you seem to know about, you young whipper-snapper.

      "Get off my lawn!"

    48. Re:It's ugly by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Wiring diagram came up in the results, but none pertained to schematics of the control unit, but rather the harness wiring.

    49. Re:It's ugly by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You're wrong. I own a 2002 Concorde.

    50. Re:It's ugly by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You COULD spend entertaining hours reverse engineering that thing

      I've thought about having Kevin take the dash out and remove it so I could do just that. Chances are it's an off the shelf microcontroller with a ROM and maybe a few diodes and resistors, if so it should be cheap and easy to repair. Any discrete components would be easy to test, and if they['re good it's a 50/50 chance that the microcontroller is bad. Of course, if it's a bad ROM I'll have to replace the module.

    51. Re:It's ugly by FishOuttaWater · · Score: 1

      It now returns a hit with "schematics" as the first result. It's this slashdot story. xD

    52. Re:It's ugly by Minwee · · Score: 1
    53. Re:It's ugly by TranquilVoid · · Score: 1

      Google failed me. I googled for "2002 concorde temperatre control schematics" and not a single result ha dthe word "schematics" in it. I was horrified that advanced search is GONE now, and "+schematics" still didn't return anything with that word.

      Google appears to make only the first three words compulsory, and even then only if there are a certain amount of matches for them together.

      The + operator has been removed in favour of quotes, I think for syntactical consistency with some other product of theirs. The - still works though. I'd start with;

      "2002" "concorde" "temperature control" "schematics"

      and go from there. There's also a way to set your Google preferences to consider everything as-you-damn-well-typed-it.

    54. Re:It's ugly by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      A couple of special purpose CSS properties would do the trick, and give you a free in-line subtitles format for video tags.

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  2. "We are in love with this..."? by Cornwallis · · Score: 3, Informative

    Speak for yourself. Reminds me of how TV dumbed us down. Thanks for making it sound so important.

    1. Re:"We are in love with this..."? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself. Reminds me of how TV dumbed us down. Thanks for making it sound so important.

      Yeah. I spend most of my leisure time reading /., some Fark links, and occasionaly Hacker News. Just about everything else aside from the business portals - like my credit union and broker - there really isn't much keeping my attention anymore.

      The upside? I'm spending less and less on the internet - which is a good thing. I'm reading more books again and wearing out my library card.

      This happened with TV, too. When I travel every once in while, I turn on the TV to see what's there and so far, I've been always disappointed. When the cable people come by to sell me their packages, I ignore them because it's all crap. I'm not trying to sound all sanctimonious and better than everyone who watches TV - it's just that it just not worth it. And with the very very few things I do like to watch, I can stream it - documentaries, long canceled sci-fi shows and one currently Eureka on Hulu I'm actually enjoying - especially with this dark turn they're taking in their last season.

    2. Re:"We are in love with this..."? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Brogan's probably the kind of guy who likes watching the ads on TV, too. "Infomercials 24/7, the numbers show we're in love with them!"

    3. Re:"We are in love with this..."? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The article isn't important or even insightful. It's another lament about people using the internet in "non-approved" ways. Today's villain is the lolcat, apparently. It used to be people tweeting about what the dog is doing, or posting family pictures online, or blogging about what one had for dinner, or mailing each other jokes, or top-posting on Usenet, or whatever. It's all "junk" and yes, a lot of people are doing it. And in the mean time the rest of the Internet is moving along just fine. Nothing to see here, move along.

      What a surprise: technology that enables us to create and enjoy wondrous works of art can and will also be used to produce lowest common denominator crap. Hell, even Gutenberg's printing press wasn't used at first to print new works, or even to make existing works (like the bible) available to the masses. It was used to mass-produce indulgences for the church to sell to sinners; the clergy couldn't hand-write the things fast enough to meet demand.

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    4. Re:"We are in love with this..."? by NReitzel · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm entirely content with letting Joe Sixpack have an outlet (or inlet) from this cyber universe. His (or her) treatment of the medium as "funny looking TV" will provide the capital support for those of us who actually use the net as an information source.

      The net is evolving. Much like our genome, which if you haven't looked, is 95% nothing. Those of you who believe in intelligent design should ask yourself, "What intelligence would design something so poorly." The net is stuffed with junk, and unlike television, nobody is succeeding in inventing ways to force us to take it in. Look at how advertising revenues are dropping, as advertisers figure out that most of the adverts on the internet are studiously ignored or even blocked, by more of that marvelous technology that isn't captive to a corporate bottom line.

      The sea of unwashed humanity who inhabit the infobahn for the pretty pictures and pirate music and hi-def videos will keep the infrastructure expanding. We owe a debt of gratitude to these people. Without them, _we_ could scarcely afford all this connectivity. And the very same connectivity that lets Trudy post what she's having for breakfast and keep track of Aunt Millie's kittens, allows me find an obscure article in a journal or find out what side effects the expensive drug my doctor wants me to take might have. To each their own.

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    5. Re:"We are in love with this..."? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The numbers show otherwise? No actual numbers are quoted. Furthermore, almost all of the web is text, so I think no numbers were quoted because it isn't actually true.

    6. Re:"We are in love with this..."? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      yeah the same tv that brought the world to billions of barely literate dumbos?
      your neighbours would be some real dumb fucks without tv. evidence: any fucking country without tv and a famine going.

      of course funny gifs don't do as much, but if you don't hunt for them the chances are that the one's you see are funny or thought provoking.

      photography and tv were the biggest attitude changers of 20th century - they forced billions of people to think things over, things like consequences of war and so on.

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    7. Re:"We are in love with this..."? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, why does some dickhead have to introduce atheist theory into topics and discussions which have no relationship? Blah blah blah, but atheism is really cool, blah blah. The comments do not even relate to the rest of what you were talking about!

      You are Trolling!

    8. Re:"We are in love with this..."? by s.petry · · Score: 1

      It also allowed for cover ups, deceit, and distraction from everything you state in your last statement. Like any other media medium, it is a medium that has many purposes. Since we no longer teach concepts like "The good of Humanity" and instead teach bullshit, the medium is more often abused than used for the benefit of society.

      The point is, everything you stated is a fallacy. Your statement regarding not having a TV causing famine is completely irrational (perhaps you meant that as sarcasm?).

      Media has always been used for three main purposes, the difference with the internet and TV is that it allows nearly instant transfer of information. The main purposes are for propaganda, information, and entertainment.

      TFA is simply talking about 1 aspect of the medium (entertainment). It's not the most important contrary to their position since each has a purpose and share importance. How good is would a News Paper be if it was nothing but comics? How many people would stop reading it if there was no entertainment? Internet trends will hopefully keep this in balance (though I have doubts since I have seen what happened to TV).

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    9. Re:"We are in love with this..."? by Sentrion · · Score: 2

      When one of my kids had some massive medical bills a few years ago (and yes, I had insurance) I cancelled cable TV, along with many other non-essentials, but kept internet since I needed it for work. Netflix was only $8/mo so I went with that. Well, I got caught up with finances and just recently signed up for cable again. To my shock and horror I find that the History Channel now only airs "reality" TV shows about rednecks and used junk. I live in Texas, so I just have to look over my neighbor's fence if I want to be entertained with that kind of "reality". There used to be so many channels on cable that had such well produced, informative, and interesting documentary type programs. Where are they now?

    10. Re:"We are in love with this..."? by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      Agreed. We used to do this 10 years ago (and probably before then) when we (friends, families, coworkers) would forward funny emails to each other, and often times it was a funny pic with text. No big deal then or now. Except that facebook is on the web, not actual email, but people are using facebook like a "reply to all" application so somehow that makes it special.

    11. Re:"We are in love with this..."? by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      The same is true with p0rn. Those who seek it out are absolutely convinced that 90% of all web content is p0rn. In reality it is much less...probably just 80%.

    12. Re:"We are in love with this..."? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      The net is evolving. Much like our genome, which if you haven't looked, is 95% nothing. Those of you who believe in intelligent design should ask yourself, "What intelligence would design something so poorly."

      I'm a cystic fibrosis carrier. It's a disease caused by a genetic mutation. If that mutation had happemed in "nothing" as you put it, it would be harmless. Maybe "nothing" is an insurance policy against random, radiation-induced mutations.
      I'd ask my wife, as she's the geneticist, but she's not here....

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    13. Re:"We are in love with this..."? by superflippy · · Score: 1

      Today's villain is the lolcat, apparently.

      =^..^= Iz not evil, i swears! Iz just want u 2 lub meh!

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    14. Re:"We are in love with this..."? by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Junk DNA" is a myth. Some idiot decided that just because he didn't know what it did, that it must do nothing. Now go away and learn some science.

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    15. Re:"We are in love with this..."? by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      I think the cause of this "junkweb" is that the lowest common denominators now have the ability to create and post content to the internet. Whereas in the past you had to at least be intelligent enough to create your own website.

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    16. Re:"We are in love with this..."? by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      On the upside I've been getting fewer chain mails and other junkmail forwards on my email

  3. Nah... by Quakeulf · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This is just the result of the technically retarded untermensch getting access to something they don't understand in the hopes that money will be made off their involvement with things they will continue to not understand.

    1. Re:Nah... by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      I have to admit that these memes are fun, and sometimes really funny, but to blow this up to profound importance almost makes me want to vomit. It can be viewed as a form of art and expression that is somewhat valuable. I have been enjoying the new Romney memes--seriously funny stuff.

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    2. Re:Nah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just another hipster-esque sort of thing. Yeah, text with pics, I was totally into that ten years ago, but now it's soooo overdone. I'm so past pics with text that I dug my eyes out. . . . .

    3. Re:Nah... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      retarded untermensch

      Yeah, I know Goodwin's law etc etc, but really?

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    4. Re:Nah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awww, is the "1337 h4x0r" mad because everyone can use the Internets now? Maybe if you call your mom she'll come down into the basement and let you cry in her lap?

    5. Re:Nah... by Oligonicella · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You understand that using "technically retarded untermensch" is simply a red flag to be interpreted as "I am emotionally twelve and have a comnputer", right?

    6. Re:Nah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You understand that simplifying commenters with "red flag" so much is a red flag, right?

    7. Re:Nah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      untermensch? Seriously? Waaa ha ha ha ha! Did you look that one up in mommy's dictionary? Ooooo! You the big bad master race member, eh? Absolutely 100% LOL right in your sad little loser face!

    8. Re:Nah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe reusing the same picture and putting unfunny captions (the equivalent of explaining the joke before you've even told it) just isn't funny. Nah, I'm sure it's just hipsters telling people the flood of TF2 videos from Source Filmmaker are shit. After all, they where funny when Valve did them, so it must be funny when a preteen with no sense of comedic timing or skill in animating does it.

    9. Re:Nah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why u mad bro?

      or vagina

    10. Re:Nah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ACommie! I found you!

  4. I would imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all know what effect a diet of solely junk food does to one's body. I imagine the effects of a diet solely of junk web aren't too dissimilar for one's mind.

  5. In general, I HATE it, but LOVE it by acidfast7 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    when it's actually funny. I don't have a problem with the medium per se, but content is usually horrendous. Maybe 5% of the time is either stunning or hilarious, but the other 95% is just trash :(

    1. Re:In general, I HATE it, but LOVE it by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, pretty similar to the rest of the web...

    2. Re:In general, I HATE it, but LOVE it by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 4, Insightful
      When I see a particularly insightful quote on one of these photos, the first thing I do, I usually type it (not copy-paste...) into google to learn more about the quote, who said it, the backstory, etc.

      But what's more annoying than these Facebook photos are all those "tutorial" or "news" videos. Not only are they almost always flash, but often the "news" videos don't show any actual footage of the event they're about, but just a guy reading off a script...
      Result: I cannot use this in my open-office without bothering the neighbours. I cannot quickly skim or skip over those parts that I already know. I cannot search through it, to go straight to the juicy bits. I cannot copy-paste command line examples from those tutorials directly into my shell. When I try to save them for later reference, they are huge... Give me back text any day!

    3. Re:In general, I HATE it, but LOVE it by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      5% stunning/hilarious is a dream for almost all forums of media, especially TV and newspapers.

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    4. Re:In general, I HATE it, but LOVE it by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      ...or newspapers?

      Or...everything?

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    5. Re:In general, I HATE it, but LOVE it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What annoys me most about facebook is if some interesting thing comes up in someones news feed, clicking on the link will inevitably not bring me to the news article or whatever information, but instead to a "oh hey, you clicked on this. Click HERE to install yahoo news feed in facebook' or whatever, with no way to just read the goddamn article without installing this app on your facebook profile.

      At that point, 90% of the time I just say 'screw it', and leave. If I'm actually still interested at that point, I'll just google-search the headline from the initial facebook feed and find a direct link to the article itself.

      Stop trying to make me install a million apps in my facebook profile. I'd wonder if facebook has noticed that as those have become more common, my visiting of facebook has become less... but that would imply the majority of people don't just install every damn app, making me the microscopic, ignorable minority.

    6. Re:In general, I HATE it, but LOVE it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or...everything [wikipedia.org]?

      Especially the bits about life and the universe. It pains me just to think of it.

    7. Re:In general, I HATE it, but LOVE it by ffflala · · Score: 2

      Amen. I suppose I'll get over the feeling of surprise eventually, but I'm still a bit startled at how little I want to watch video or listen to audio feeds now. Watching/listening is a huge time sink, and that's not even counting the doubling of the length with the inevitable ads.

      For quite some time now I've been at the point where my instant reaction is to immediately close and move on if I follow an interestingly titled link, only to land on a video/audio clip that has no text transcript. (The only notable exception to this behavioral preference is listening to audio feeds while driving.)

    8. Re:In general, I HATE it, but LOVE it by joostje · · Score: 1

      "oh hey, you clicked on this. Click HERE to install yahoo news feed in facebook' or whatever, with no way to just read the goddamn article without installing this app on your facebook profile.

      At that point, 90% of the time I just say 'screw it', and leave.

      Just copy-paste the title in google, and go to the article from there.

    9. Re:In general, I HATE it, but LOVE it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes...I really love watching someone unbox my ASUS M5A97 EVO and KILLA ...graphics card on utube.

    10. Re:In general, I HATE it, but LOVE it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen. I suppose I'll get over the feeling of surprise eventually, but I'm still a bit startled at how little I want to watch video or listen to audio feeds now. Watching/listening is a huge time sink, and that's not even counting the doubling of the length with the inevitable ads.

      For quite some time now I've been at the point where my instant reaction is to immediately close and move on if I follow an interestingly titled link, only to land on a video/audio clip that has no text transcript. (The only notable exception to this behavioral preference is listening to audio feeds while driving.)

      This has become a major pet peeve of mine, I hate how often I go looking for a review or an article on something and instead of some text I can skim in under a minute I just find several minute long videos of just some dude talking to a camera. Tutorials are really bad about this, especially as often the video adds no benefit, and having no text prevents me from looking back quickly when I need to review a step, instead I have to replay part of the video and try to remember what part it was.

  6. Waste of Time by GeneralTurgidson · · Score: 2, Funny

    If all you're doing on the Internet is looking at pictures with text on it, maybe you should re-evaluate your goals in life. Like posting on slashdot.

  7. a prime example of photos with big text over it by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 2

    Go to Google Images and search for lolcats.

  8. POTOAP? by Stoopiduk · · Score: 1

    Post on text on a picture?

    1. Re:POTOAP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Apple is trying to patent that...

  9. junkweb has always been there by alen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1990's people used to email this crap to each other. stupid pictures and the dumb dancing baby animation
    with the rise of facebook and other social networking people share this crap and its more viral. and the sites that carry it found a way to monetize on the junk

    1. Re:junkweb has always been there by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      1990's people used to email this crap to each other.

      That's true. And I haven't had a "Re: re re Re re Fwd re fwd fwd Re re: fwd: re Re re Fwd fwd:" email for years now.

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    2. Re:junkweb has always been there by __aaeihw9960 · · Score: 2

      That's true. And I haven't had a "Re: re re Re re Fwd re fwd fwd Re re: fwd: re Re re Fwd fwd:" make it through my email filters for years now.

      FTFY

      Or, your other option is that your mom has passed away; moms always send that stuff. (but only because they just want you to call, they just need someone to talk to, because since your dad died, they just haven't been the same; too much time on their hands, maybe a bit depressed, and the kids are all gone. Like what, they're supposed to get a hobby? What can they do, they're on a fixed income and have arthritis. Oh, go on a date? Who wants to date a post-menopausal white-haired old lady? All they want is for their son/daughter to call to see how its' going. Is that too much to ask?)

    3. Re:junkweb has always been there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, you are not in my mom's address list!

    4. Re:junkweb has always been there by Rei · · Score: 1

      Ah, the good 'ol days of Hampsterdance, grandfather of the Rickroll. ;)

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    5. Re:junkweb has always been there by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      I haven't had a "Re: re re Re re Fwd re fwd fwd Re re: fwd: re Re re Fwd fwd:" email for years now.

      That's because most mail agents won't ass a Re in front of a subject line starting with "Re" anymore. Programs evolve too.

    6. Re:junkweb has always been there by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      I haven't had a "Re: re re Re re Fwd re fwd fwd Re re: fwd: re Re re Fwd fwd:" email for years now.

      That's because most mail agents won't ass a Re in front of a subject line starting with "Re" anymore. Programs evolve too.

      Hummmm. s/ass/add/g. How did I let that through? And more important, how did /;'s lame filter let me do it?

    7. Re:junkweb has always been there by Lev13than · · Score: 3, Interesting

      1990's people used to email this crap to each other. stupid pictures and the dumb dancing baby animation
      with the rise of facebook and other social networking people share this crap and its more viral. and the sites that carry it found a way to monetize on the junk

      And before the internet it was all done with photocopiers, fax machines, (to a much lesser extent) VCRs and (even more rarely) BBSs. People used to keep binders full of these things at their desks. Before photocopiers showed up it was done via mimeograph, and one assumes that before that people were tracing boobs through eight layers of carbon paper.

      Just as porn is at the forefront of all consumer technology, any office technology gets immediately co-opted for cartoons, kittens and breasts.

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    8. Re:junkweb has always been there by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

      Just as porn is at the forefront of all consumer technology, any office technology gets immediately co-opted for cartoons, kittens and breasts.

      Often, all three at once.

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  10. Obvious solution is obvious... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    Why would anybody be surprised by the ubiquity of these 'photos with text on them'? Lo, such things are truly the chosen of ceilingcat and his blessing is upon them and their remixes unto the 7th generation.

  11. people spend a lot of time on the SmartWeb, too by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wikipedia is the #6 most visited website on the internet, and is a textbook example of hypertext: it's mainly text, with some illustrations, intended to be informative, with an emphasis on making the documents hyperlinked and searchable.

    I will admit that the idea's been losing some traction outside of Wikipedia, but partly because many people have started pooling their efforts there. Ten years ago I ran websites with information on subjects of interest to me. But today I just edit Wikipedia articles. There's little reason for me to create Trepidity's Ancient Greek Temples Homepage when there's no way it could ever compete with the information Wikipedia already has on them.

    1. Re:people spend a lot of time on the SmartWeb, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There's little reason for me to create Trepidity's Ancient Greek Temples Homepage when there's no way it could ever compete with the information Wikipedia already has on them.

      What if editors on Wikipedia decide that the articles are "too detailed" ( a complaint I received ) and remove sections?

      What if Wikipedia decides that the Temple articles are to be protected and you don't make the grade as an approved editor?

      What if Wikipedia shuts-down?

      In other words: please, please, please keep creating your own pages on your own site. The Web needs to remain decentralized.

    2. Re:people spend a lot of time on the SmartWeb, too by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      Forking Wikipedia (or parts of it) is one possible solution to the very real objections you raise.

      (Interestingly enough, Jimbo Wales is ready with his for-profit wiki site to offer you space to have a specialized wiki on whatever subject interests you. It is interesting to me how once that site started to take off, suddenly the standards of notability on Wikipedia got a lot more stringent, and you quit hearing people emphasize that the wiki medium was not paper and would not run out of space.)

    3. Re:people spend a lot of time on the SmartWeb, too by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, make a complete copy of the Wikipedia page, reformat it, and then look on with joy when it is cited as a reference by Wikipedia a month later.

      "At first I thought that that crap about the Temple of Athena Nike having a giant 'swoosh' inscribed on the stylobate was just someone's idea of a joke, but Trepidity's has confirmed it. It must be true."

    4. Re:people spend a lot of time on the SmartWeb, too by sootman · · Score: 1

      > But today I just edit Wikipedia articles. There's little reason for me to
      > create Trepidity's Ancient Greek Temples Homepage when there's no
      > way it could ever compete with the information Wikipedia already has
      > on them.

      Actually, you create Trepidity's Ancient Greek Temples Homepage first, then go make the page on Wikipedia and cite it.

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    5. Re:people spend a lot of time on the SmartWeb, too by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      I wish there was a git backed wiki CMS, so forking wikipedia would be a more common occurence.

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  12. U MAD? by Megane · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:U MAD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your point?

    2. Re:U MAD? by Minwee · · Score: 1

      That you appear to be mad?

  13. Eww by yahwotqa · · Score: 1

    I especially "love" the hundreds of pixels tall images which tell some very old joke in many poorly drawn comic panels. Reading the same joke few years ago meant reading few lines of text, now it means scrolling through several screens and trying to understand the ugly graphics. Quite sad.

  14. Meaningless Dreck by Phrogman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am far more concerned about the proliferation of endless pages that are designed only to echo content to gain page rank for some pointless website I have little interest in, or to garner the display of as many ads as possible. Often I will be reading something that I find interesting but when I follow a link in the text - or in the sidebar - I get a page that is an aggregate of pointless links (but has ads) and if I try to click on the link to the original thing that interested me, I get yet another page and so on and so on. There is a massive amount of this dreck out there on the web, and I think its sole purpose is to gain pagerank mostly.
    When the internet was academic primarily, there was not much data but it was perhaps a bit more informative, now that we have the commercial internet the bulk of the it seems to be almost devoid of purpose and content.
    The LOLCat meme and others like it - endless motivational posters etc - is at least created by someone who thought it was funny and hoped to create a meme that lasts. Its tiring and its jumped the shark IMHO but its far preferable to webpages without meaning or purpose.

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    1. Re:Meaningless Dreck by Megane · · Score: 1

      I am far more concerned about the proliferation of endless pages that are designed only to echo content to gain page rank for some pointless website I have little interest in, or to garner the display of as many ads as possible

      This is what I thought "junkweb" meant when I read the title, before I read TFS.

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    2. Re:Meaningless Dreck by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      I read TFS.

      You must be new here.

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    3. Re:Meaningless Dreck by John+Bokma · · Score: 2

      "endless pages that are designed only to echo content to gain page rank for some pointless website"

      That's actually what slashdot is (and always has been). One could argue if it's pointless or not, but one's pointless is another's treasure, of course.

      As for PageRank: I think that one got mostly pointless several years back. It's a system that's way too easy to game, hence Google uses a lot of other ways to come up with the actual rank (position) on a search results page (SERP).

      And aggregating happens because it's cheap and easy. Look at sites like LifeHacker: most of their content is just a short summary and a link to the original (or "original"). It's not done for PageRank as far as I know, just to become a major aggregating site. A lot of people are OK with consuming a short summary and don't care much about the original.

      I blog here and some of the stuff took me 8+ hours to write. And some people are just happy with a 10 lines summary on an aggregation site and a link to what I wrote (or now and then via via via). Case in point, Slashdot; most people don't RTFA: the summary, no matter how wrong or badly written is enough. Moreover, most people just click "post" and off they go. Traffic, traffic, traffic.

      And Google just had to get along: those copy pasta sites are important to people, hence they score well (and hence PageRank became more and more meaningless. (My blog had, and maybe still has, a PR of 7)

    4. Re:Meaningless Dreck by Megane · · Score: 1

      I'll have you know, I did not read TFA!

      (tune of "I Shot the Sheriff")
      I read the summary...
      But I did not read the article...

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    5. Re:Meaningless Dreck by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Isn't there a picture meme for this yet?

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  15. I gotta confess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I visit Cute Overload several times per day. Pictures of cute critters often doing cute things. Clever text and ... hover text. So pictures and text and more text.

  16. Photos With Text = Loss of Value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Consider all the visually impaired people who find this junk web even more Junk like than before.

    Plus, most of the photos with text on is usually guff. I don't feel rewarded seeing someone write 'ihazcheezburgerz' type quotes over photos of a cat wearing a tuxedo.

  17. Bla Bla Bla.... by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The author can wax poetic all over it. I think it's worthless garbage. So much so that I now filter my facebook stream and have it hide anything posted by friends that has the word "Shared" in it or "Liked" in it.

    I personally look at this new trend as proof that Facebook has jumped the shark like MySpace did. so the next big Exodus is about to happen to the next social website service....

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    1. Re:Bla Bla Bla.... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      The author doesn't just wax poetic, he links to some SEO slime who has an entire series of articles bemoaning how retro and 'undemocratic' it is for search engines to use links, rather than 'social', to assign pageranks...

      I'm not sure when the grand act of mental inversion that convinced SEO scumbags that search engines are supposed to be working for them, rather than working took place; but it's the bloody twilight zone over there now...

    2. Re:Bla Bla Bla.... by gunnk · · Score: 2

      Agreed! I'm spending less and less time on Facebook because of the rise of the "junkweb". I still go there to catch up on the activities of a few friends, but I'm filtering my stream more and more every day. Fewer and fewer people seem to be contributing original content.

      Google+ also tends to be a big "repost-fest", but the reposted material is sometimes a bit more interesting. Even so, I'm not really interested in re-posts - they are a mediocre substitute for sharing *your own* thoughts, beliefs and ideas.

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    3. Re:Bla Bla Bla.... by AlienIntelligence · · Score: 1

      The author can wax poetic all over it. I think it's worthless garbage. So much so that I now filter my facebook stream and have it hide anything posted by friends that has the word "Shared" in it or "Liked" in it.

      I personally look at this new trend as proof that Facebook has jumped the shark like MySpace did. so the next big Exodus is about to happen to the next social website service....

      Seconded...

      and please alert your single lady friends (who am I kidding) that when they start to put
      those sappy ass, trust or relationship or the meaning of love crap, we get it... someone
      shat on you and now you're depressed... thanks for sharing it with your 60 friends.

      BTW. Didja know only a tiny percentage of your "friends" see your posts?

      -AI

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    4. Re:Bla Bla Bla.... by Phrogman · · Score: 1

      Sadly a lot of users out there on the intertoobs don't seem to have any original thoughts, beliefs or ideas. Reposting something that someone else found is a way to seem active, and doesn't require much thought.

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  18. I thought it was text with pictures underneath by billrp · · Score: 1

    I didn't know the pictures came first...

  19. block them all by cuby · · Score: 2

    I usualy block users who post a lot of lame images with text. I noticed a reduction in my Facebook usage since this fenomenon started...

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    1. Re:block them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I noticed that nobody phoned me anymore to say happy birthday, and they would rather post their compliments on my wall. I felt disgusted. I too noticed a reduction in my Facebook usage. If they wouldn't spam me with their shitty 9gag photos or games, perhaps I would actually care.

    2. Re:block them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fenomenon

      Isn't that that weight-loss drug?

    3. Re:block them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this any different from friends who continually email you links to things "You'll really like" or that "Just up your alley' that you have no interest in whatsoever? Hardly a new phenomenon. It's usually your well meaning and most warm hearted friends, too. Unfortunately, most of them just don't recognise banality when they see it.

  20. Feeling from magazines by SirGarlon · · Score: 2

    the 'photos with text' experience gives us that feeling we get when we read magazines

    Obviously the poster is referring to magazines like People: the feeling that it is so vapid, I want to throw it across the room. I am looking for an experience more like that of Scientific American and National Geographic. I'll stick to text, thanks. (Note the relative scarcity of pictures on Slashdot.)

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  21. For Facebook "spammers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just hit "important only" on your mother's feed (and other spammers), so that all their beautiful photos with text do not show in your feed!

  22. Indicative of how we use the web by water-and-sewer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm not sure invention of the new catchphrase "Junkweb" was necessary. It's subjective after all - one man's junk is another man's treasure. I'm also not sure the new phenomenon of text-on-picture is all that big a deal - when people get sick of it, the trend will die out. I'm old school by most measures - born in the early 70s, grew up on a Commodore Pet and later C64, remember Gopher and Telnet, etc. But I think the stuff getting floated on Reddit is pretty funny, and it makes me laugh.

    If there's anything worth talking about at all, it's not the rise of something someone calls a "Junk Net," it's how the utopian promise of the Internet - liberated conversation, connection, and access to information - has been somewhat diluted by lots of other stuff, and as more and more people have gotten connected their tastes have swayed the general trend of what's on the web.

    I've got a forum that runs on Usenet era technology (http://dictatorshandbook.net/ and it's not exactly been a blistering success. People find usenet and even the web-based front end to it to be too "texty" and dry. They want pictures and LOLcats and stupid memes. OK, fair enough - that's not the audience I'm trying to attract, and the folks that are interested in educated conversation about dictators will probably enjoy my site and its text forum while everyone else will go bugger off.

    So if there's an issue here, it's just that increasingly people go to the internet not for information but for entertainment, and the companies have teed up to make that happen - look at the ipod ferfucksake, now I can watch TV in bed! YAY! I think this is a failure of society over all, not of technology.

    Fact is, there are good, knowledge-intensive sites out there. Go hang out on them if that's what you want. And if you want a good laugh, enjoy the latest meme. It's all good.

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    1. Re:Indicative of how we use the web by nine-times · · Score: 1

      So if there's an issue here, it's just that increasingly people go to the internet not for information but for entertainment

      More than that, that people are increasingly going to the internet for *everything* related to communications and information and entertainment. We've seen the isolated stories: physical album sales are down, newspaper sales are down, phone companies have lost a lot of ground to VoIP, people are "cutting the cable" and using Netflix/Hulu instead, the post office is seeing less distribution, etc. These sometimes get treated as individual stories, but the reality is they're all part of the same process.

      What's almost funny is how unsurprising we find it all. Our way of life has been changing in significant ways over the last 2 decades, and each change is greeted with an initial, "Oh, that's cool," followed by us taking this new technology for granted. I guess that's the march of progress.

  23. In other words - an interwebz for the by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

    instant gratification generation, and the people that have never heard an analog modem. I'm not even 35 and if I feel this cynical, I cannot imagine how some of my seniors reading this must feel (even in re: to the way my generation views tech)

  24. It's just a Facebook bug by michaelmalak · · Score: 3, Informative

    Get over it. It's just a Facebook use-case bug. When you click "share" to share an image, the poster's comments don't get shared with it, so the only way to caption an image is to photoshop the text directly onto the image.

    1. Re:It's just a Facebook bug by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      its not like it started with FB anyways.
      it's fuckin old thing. because the only way the text is going to be attached to the photo is .. burning the text on the photo. sulplize and ninjas from cupboards.

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    2. Re:It's just a Facebook bug by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Right - and it's the only way to do styled text on Facebook. Despite the HTML5/CSS3 world that Facebook exists in.

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  25. Why you no indexable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, sure. But that's not a new problem. Images with text stamped into them, or text that simply *is* an image for the sake of some artsy "web design"/Flash horror have been around for ages. If it's worth it, then someone takes the time to associate a text tag with the image on a web page. If it's really worth it, then someone re-creates the equivalent of lolcats/ICanHasCheezburger with a sophisticated database. If it's not worth someone doing that, then let it languish in dark, unsearchable corners of the intertubes. It's no loss.

  26. What? by forgent · · Score: 1

    Maybe I missed the whole "why it is awesome part" but this trend, IMO is one of the worst things to happen to the internet. We have turned much of the net into the cover of a fucking trapper keeper. Fuck that. It started off decently enough, much like rage comics... but quickly devolved into being more like visual "dear diary" entries, much like rage comics. Once again: Fuck that.

  27. I can has? by AttyBobDobalina · · Score: 2

    And to think that cat hungry for cheezburger started us down this road....

  28. Lolest-catty-demoninator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This story is from the "lowest-common-denominator" dept.

    Maybe it should have been "Lolest-catty-demoninator"?

  29. My blather appears more important this way by superflippy · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's not just a bunch of text, it's a square with some words in it!

    If this subject interests you, here's a post that got a lot of attention earlier this year: Facebook, Twitter and Google Plus shun HTML, causing the infographic plague.

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    1. Re:My blather appears more important this way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just a bunch of text, it's a square with some words in it!

      ...

      I couldn't help to think "Metro design language".

  30. What the 'author' really wrote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Blah, blah, blah. I made up this new word - JunkWeb. Bleh, bleh, bleh. And here's what it means. Blah, blah, blah. I sure do hope the word catches on so everyone will think I saw this 'new trend' first.

    1. Re:What the 'author' really wrote by Sentrion · · Score: 1

      Too bad. He should have twitted it or posted it on facebook and it might have gone viral.

  31. Web accessibility? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just curious about the consequences for web accessibility. Thanks.

  32. Ivory Tower Inhabitant Dispairs of Human Nature by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    Film at 11.

    Since time began, the educated scholarly class have looked askance at the behavior of the mass of humanity with disdain.
    The heathen, clogging up our wonderful invention with meaningless amusements when they could be educating and improving themselves.

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  33. *sniff* by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2

    This article needed more haughty sniffing.

  34. The phrase is 'TOAP' by ReallyEvilCanine · · Score: 1

    "Text On A Picture", and b3ta has been bitching about it and LARTing n00bs over it for years.

  35. OCR, anyone by HikingStick · · Score: 1

    If MS's OneNote can do it without twitching, it won't be long before every browser will be able to do it. To me, the only limitation is the present.

    I've created many text-over-photos images. Most get used in slide shows, but I have shared a couple via social media. In my opinion, they convey a stronger message than text alone, or even alongside an image.

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  36. I am blissfully unaware by VFA · · Score: 1

    It may be just me, but I had no idea this existed. I am not on FB, G+ or any other social network. My phone is not "smart" and I still think I want a dumber one (B&W display that I can see in sunlight would be nice. I have no need for video or photo on my phone, but I would love it if I could have a clear conversation on it in somewhat noisy environment). I still treat internet as mostly a search and entertainment vehicle. Is that why? I am just not aware of existence of this text with pictures thing. In my everyday internet use I just do not see the crap that most people see. Then again, I don't watch TV and am really lost when people discuss commercials or TV show characters. I don't put much effort into avoiding the shit, just make a conscious decision to do it and it just gets done. Try it, your life will get a whole lot simpler and you may actually see human being next to you (in your life or on the subway). I recommend it. It's like a toilet flush of your mind.

    1. Re:I am blissfully unaware by Fierlo · · Score: 1
      It's like the old saying goes...

      Q: How do you know when someone doesn't watch TV?

      A: Don't worry, they'll tell you.

  37. KITTEH WITH THE LIME ON HEAD!!!!! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

    ++++AWESUMZ!

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  38. Shitty article by DogDude · · Score: 1

    What a stupid fucking article. "Junkweb". Are you kidding me? Most people are really fucking stupid. They do stupid things. End of story.

    Of course, the guy who wrote it is "President of Human Business Works, helping (mostly larger) companies with customer acquisition and community nurturing by amplifying the human digital channel". Even his job title/business(?) is bullshit.

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  39. Original intent of what now? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because the original intent of the Internet was that links were gold, that searchability was key, that this ability to find anything and use resources from wherever was magic.

    Um, no. The original intent of the Internet was to allow computers to communicate. The above quote doesn't even describe the World Wide Web. What it does describe is GOPHER. Why should anyone take seriously the comments of someone who obviously has no clue about the subject of which he speaks?

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  40. Missing the point by spikesahead · · Score: 1

    The point of images with text over them is to provide an expressive context for the words. Words by themselves are dry, with the only indication for tone available the punctuation at the end of the line.

    Punctuation is ridiculously limited! There are whole ranges of emotions and nuance that can't be captured with a period or a bang, sarcasm for example! Many times I've watched someone be sarcastic in text and have it totally miss the mark, because they fail to express the tone required to indicate sarcasm!

    When we talk face to face, we use nonverbal queues to provide context for the words we are saying, image macros (not junkweb, they're called image macros and have been for years) are the face saying the words, the expression and the nuance, and this makes it so much more engaging than simply typing the words and ending with a period.

  41. Re:Durrr..? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    What? I didn't understand you!

    Here, let me illustrate with a picture.

  42. Webcollage by lahvak · · Score: 1

    That's not really new, I remember JWZ commenting on his webcollage xscreensaver hack, noting how much of the web is really just images of text.

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  43. This just a meme, not a "web" by istartedi · · Score: 2

    OK, people like to put the caption in the image sometimes. There are some apps that do it for you. It's in a lot of places, and you can sort of suss out a certain shared style among the people that do it. This isn't a "web". It's a meme on the web. It may or may not have staying power. You may or may not like it. You may simply use it as a marker to guess certain things about what kind of a site you just stumbled on. Whatever. It's NBD. The Economist is not going to replace paragraph after paragraph of analysis and commentary with a picture of Ben Bernanke pseudo-aged and the words STUCK RECORD superimposed on it.

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  44. Informix, back on 97-98 by geekoid · · Score: 2

    had beta technology that would search photos for certain graphical elements. IT was pretty cool. Anyways, I'm sure someone will create an app that figures out the text, and then display that in a searchable field.
    The demo I say, that had 200 pictures of flowers in BLOB fields and do something like: Select * where image = 'Rose"; color "Red"
    It would return the picture with the Red rose. (not exact syntax).
    Shame they could figure out how to market their superior database tech against Oracle.

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  45. JunkFood + Junk Web by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    With Junk Food and JunkWeb we convince both the body and the mind that they're getting all the nourishment they need without giving them any at all. Clever. You developed a way to use neither part of your existence.

  46. With the development of OCR technology by BettyJJ · · Score: 2

    With the development of OCR technology, pictures with text will no longer be a dead end. They will be searchable.

  47. Junk is right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's junk, period. It's not awesome. I guess I am not part of the "we" who are in love with it.

  48. Lameness filter is shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

  49. Huh? by PJ6 · · Score: 1

    'Why "junk?" Because the original intent of the Internet was that links were gold, that searchability was key, that this ability to find anything and use resources from wherever was magic. And this new web? The web of pictures with text over them? They're junk. They're a dead end. The picture is the payload.'

    Everything is junk that doesn't conform to the "Original intent of the internet?" Seriously?

  50. Words in mouth, not in mine you don't! by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

    Speak for your self - aside from demotivational posters, I have no sympathies for LOLCAT style data presentation. Give me a plain-text backed PDF my desktop search can handle. I'm tired of holier than thou articles from intellectually 12 y.o. girls.

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