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  1. Re:Trademark all permutations. on IOC Trademarks Part of Canadian National Anthem · · Score: 1

    Beware of potential patents in this area.

  2. Re:Olympics about openness and freedom... on IOC Trademarks Part of Canadian National Anthem · · Score: 1

    From Wikipedia:

    "The sportive, knightly battle awakens the best human characteristics. It doesn't separate, but unites the combatants in understanding and respect. It also helps to connect the countries in the spirit of peace. That's why the Olympic Flame should never die."

    - Adolf Hitler, commenting on the 1936 Berlin Olympic Games

  3. Re:Phase change on Another Way the LHC Could Self-Destruct · · Score: 1

    Okay, I barely RTFS, almost never RTFA, now I'm supposed to RTFSig? My head hurts.

    P.S. My sig is the same as it has always been. Please, do not construe it as an endorsement of the sig of the NAMBLA member above.

  4. Re:Hollow Men on Strong Methane Emissions On the Siberian Shelf · · Score: 4, Funny

    This dinosaur's last gas(p).

  5. Re:We're scientists, trust us. on Another Way the LHC Could Self-Destruct · · Score: 1

    1. I respond to your post.
    2. I bet you every penny you've got.
    3. ???
    4. Profit!

    Finally we know what step three is: nothing!

  6. Re:FUD on Another Way the LHC Could Self-Destruct · · Score: 1

    So, the LHC is skipping straight to the good part.

  7. Re:That would be bad on Another Way the LHC Could Self-Destruct · · Score: 1

    Whoever modded this Insightful watch this and get back to us.

  8. Re:Phase change on Another Way the LHC Could Self-Destruct · · Score: 1

    Voter:

    You've got me convinced but I'd be interested to know how you came to that conclusion and what qualifies you to make it.

    Politician:
    "I'll tell you after the election."

  9. Re:Phase change on Another Way the LHC Could Self-Destruct · · Score: 5, Funny

    And now we finally know how the ancient Atlantians created the moon and killed off the dinosaurs all at once.

  10. Re:Video? on On Fourth Launch Attempt, SpaceX Falcon 1 Reaches Orbit · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I'm not sure either.

  11. OOPS... on On Fourth Launch Attempt, SpaceX Falcon 1 Reaches Orbit · · Score: 1

    Sorry everybody, we recently outsourced our PR department to China. It seems they released the news of our successful launch a few days ahead of schedule. Live streaming video of the actual launch will be available on Wednesday.

    -SpaceX

  12. Re:Learn some fucking maths on On Fourth Launch Attempt, SpaceX Falcon 1 Reaches Orbit · · Score: 1

    if you took the 5 seconds itd take to go and check the spacex website

    You must be new here.

  13. Re:Video? on On Fourth Launch Attempt, SpaceX Falcon 1 Reaches Orbit · · Score: 1

    They couldn't get the license issued in time, so they had to remove the camera.

  14. Re:nice on Google Reveals Wireless Vision — Open Networks · · Score: 1

    I hear their sharks are now equipped with broad spectrum, collision avoiding, frickin lasers!

  15. Re:And the first thing they do after connecting... on Google Reveals Wireless Vision — Open Networks · · Score: 1

    It's a 767-200 you insensitive clod.

  16. Re:GoogleSat Raise-Your-Hand Voting . . . on California Sec. of State Wants Open Source E-Voting Systems · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's you choice, but you may be charged with indecent exposure.

  17. Re:Ok - where do i donate for this ? on Google Reveals Wireless Vision — Open Networks · · Score: 2, Informative

    They started contributing just in time.

  18. Re:Toodlers on PETA Urges Ben And Jerry's To Use Human Milk · · Score: 1

    This all sounds like more of an attempt to grab headlines then produce any real change.

    I'm shocked, shocked I tell you, shocked!

  19. Dumb pipes? on Google Reveals Wireless Vision — Open Networks · · Score: 3, Funny

    Essentially, wireless operators' networks would be reduced to 'dumb tubes.'

    There, fixed that for you.

  20. Re:Ok - where do i donate for this ? on Google Reveals Wireless Vision — Open Networks · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You are not required to purchase laws. Think of them as optional services. Buy only what you need. The only required purchase is protection, just ask Microsoft. If they'd given more, sooner that whole anti-trust thing may never have happened.

    Any sufficiently advanced protection racket is indistinguishable from government.

  21. Re:I hope they're removed, on Barr Sues Over McCain's, Obama's Presence on Texas Ballot · · Score: 1

    You can't "phase out" evil!

  22. Re:I hope they're removed, on Barr Sues Over McCain's, Obama's Presence on Texas Ballot · · Score: 1

    If the constitution had been any more centralized it wouldn't have been ratified.

  23. Re:I hope they're removed, on Barr Sues Over McCain's, Obama's Presence on Texas Ballot · · Score: 1

    We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union...

    Note the most important word.

  24. Re:I hope they're removed, on Barr Sues Over McCain's, Obama's Presence on Texas Ballot · · Score: 1

    That style was quickly abandoned because it was discovered that some lazy people refused to work in the field, and yet they still got the reward (free food) off the backs of their industrious neighbors.

    I'm glad we got rid of that system!

  25. Re:Secret mission details. on Indian Moon Mission To Launch Next Month · · Score: 1

    One usually begets the other.