The greatest (Canadian) comic writer of all time... "A 4 hour video of you masturbating does not count as a master's thesis in film study." In fact, that may be my new signature:)
While this feature isn't for those well versed in POP3 and IMAP, people like my parents/grandparents would love something they could just download, didn't have to configure with "scary" pop3 info, and just worked. I won't use it, but I certainly see a portion of the population that would enjoy such it.
... when it's convenient to do so (i.e., bad economy) just to trim the fat, whether they need to or not. Some companies just trim every couple years just to streamline. I'd like a company to have the balls to say "hey, we could weather the storm, but we owe it to our shareholders, NOT our employees, to make them money."
Not that I don't think it's shitty, but some honesty would be nice.
Oh it was just a quote from a political strategist in a state where there are elected judges. Basically speaking to the fact that if you can get who you want on the bench at a high level, the theory is that it is more effective (and a lot easier) than having your people in Congress. Not a perfect quote, but I thought it was pretty interesting!
"WARNING: Excessive exposure to Congress and other politicians has been linked to all types of ill shit, including but not limited to: sexual harassment, infidelity, wanton abuse of taxpayers' money, and just being an all-around douche."
Dude I'm sure I'll take a Karma hit but I'm willing to do so. That shit had me laughing out loud. All y'all need to lighten the fuck up. That was straight up funny. Hate to see a good joke modded down like that.
they have scruples and no loyalties or moralities to anything unless it could ultimately hurt them like knowing a client is guilty through the clients own admission but hiding this fact
For general litigators, I agree with you completely. I vehemently disagree with you in many other areas. For example, most public defenders and private criminal defense attorneys are deeply loyal to the Constitution, protecting 4th and 5th Amendment rights, even in the face of potential guilt. It's not so much about the guilt as it is about proper police procedure. As in Blackstone's Formulation it is "better that ten guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer".
District Attorneys, while equally passionate, go to the other extreme in their allegiances.
Did anyone else start laughing like a 14 year old boy when they read that?
Yes. Dammit. Now we're running into trademark problems too.
Due to copyright concerns, OO3.1 will have "Stapley" as the office assistant
"I see that you're writing a document that will undoubtedly take up more than one page. Would you like help affixing these multiple pages together?"
The greatest (Canadian) comic writer of all time... "A 4 hour video of you masturbating does not count as a master's thesis in film study." In fact, that may be my new signature :)
Totally. I'm so going to install Linux on mine!
YES! I'm going back to college as a CS major and am going to pull mad trim!
This is the funniest variation of these meme that I've seen. Great visual. Laughed my ass off.
I'll assume that Windows kernel, IE, Office, and that new song making program are next!
What is says to me is that this is just more evidence that if you play videogames you will shoot up a school. :)
... let's just go big and get Uwe Boll in on it.
While this feature isn't for those well versed in POP3 and IMAP, people like my parents/grandparents would love something they could just download, didn't have to configure with "scary" pop3 info, and just worked. I won't use it, but I certainly see a portion of the population that would enjoy such it.
Dude it's only EIGHTEEN years (20 years from the filing date). See, doncha feel better now?
WTF is that?
"it would be a crime against computer history not to buy it, open it, install it, and use it" AND install Linux on it. :)
... when it's convenient to do so (i.e., bad economy) just to trim the fat, whether they need to or not. Some companies just trim every couple years just to streamline. I'd like a company to have the balls to say "hey, we could weather the storm, but we owe it to our shareholders, NOT our employees, to make them money."
Not that I don't think it's shitty, but some honesty would be nice.
Perhaps it's a maturity level far below my age, but I really want to get this game to see how many puzzles I can solve drawing penises.
Oh it was just a quote from a political strategist in a state where there are elected judges. Basically speaking to the fact that if you can get who you want on the bench at a high level, the theory is that it is more effective (and a lot easier) than having your people in Congress. Not a perfect quote, but I thought it was pretty interesting!
"One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats."
"WARNING: Excessive exposure to Congress and other politicians has been linked to all types of ill shit, including but not limited to: sexual harassment, infidelity, wanton abuse of taxpayers' money, and just being an all-around douche."
Dude I'm sure I'll take a Karma hit but I'm willing to do so. That shit had me laughing out loud. All y'all need to lighten the fuck up. That was straight up funny. Hate to see a good joke modded down like that.
... that senior citizens cause bottlenecks on the internet just like in cars! :-)
Lord knows my grandma on the internet is a disaster.
For general litigators, I agree with you completely. I vehemently disagree with you in many other areas. For example, most public defenders and private criminal defense attorneys are deeply loyal to the Constitution, protecting 4th and 5th Amendment rights, even in the face of potential guilt. It's not so much about the guilt as it is about proper police procedure. As in Blackstone's Formulation it is "better that ten guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer".
District Attorneys, while equally passionate, go to the other extreme in their allegiances.
Where's the ASCII Goatse guy when you need him?
... but seriously when is porn going to get into the streaming scene? (insert joke)
Oops. Yes minor oversight and I stand corrected.