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  1. "Sony R&D whipped out a purple-headed rod..." on Sony Unveils PS3 Motion Controller · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else start laughing like a 14 year old boy when they read that?

  2. Re:What, half a million lines of code changed... on OpenOffice 3.1 Released · · Score: 1

    Yes. Dammit. Now we're running into trademark problems too.

  3. Re:What, half a million lines of code changed... on OpenOffice 3.1 Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    Due to copyright concerns, OO3.1 will have "Stapley" as the office assistant

    "I see that you're writing a document that will undoubtedly take up more than one page. Would you like help affixing these multiple pages together?"

  4. Re:I just wanna know on The Best American Comics 2008 · · Score: 1

    The greatest (Canadian) comic writer of all time... "A 4 hour video of you masturbating does not count as a master's thesis in film study." In fact, that may be my new signature :)

  5. Re:I predict... on EVO Linux Gaming Console Opens Pre-Orders · · Score: 3, Funny

    Totally. I'm so going to install Linux on mine!

  6. Re:Cool? on Computer Science Major Is Cool Again · · Score: 1

    YES! I'm going back to college as a CS major and am going to pull mad trim!

  7. Re:pist fr0st!!!111!one on Microsoft Releases Source Code For Web Sandbox · · Score: 1

    First poooooooooooossssst! *jazz hands*

    This is the funniest variation of these meme that I've seen. Great visual. Laughed my ass off.

  8. Excellent. on Microsoft Releases Source Code For Web Sandbox · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll assume that Windows kernel, IE, Office, and that new song making program are next!

  9. Re:Video Game is just the vehicle on Video Game Conditioning Spills Over Into Real Life · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What is says to me is that this is just more evidence that if you play videogames you will shoot up a school. :)

  10. As long as this is going to suck... on Please No, Not a Blade Runner Sequel · · Score: 1

    ... let's just go big and get Uwe Boll in on it.

  11. Re:IMAP on Offline Gmail Launched · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While this feature isn't for those well versed in POP3 and IMAP, people like my parents/grandparents would love something they could just download, didn't have to configure with "scary" pop3 info, and just worked. I won't use it, but I certainly see a portion of the population that would enjoy such it.

  12. Re:Waiting.. on Apple Awarded Patent For iPhone Interface · · Score: 3, Informative

    Dude it's only EIGHTEEN years (20 years from the filing date). See, doncha feel better now?

  13. japanesepussies tag? on Energy Star Program Needs an Overhaul · · Score: 2, Funny

    WTF is that?

  14. Allow me to add something on Unboxing a 1984 Atari Peripheral, 25 Years Later · · Score: 4, Funny

    "it would be a crime against computer history not to buy it, open it, install it, and use it" AND install Linux on it. :)

  15. Companies lay off... on Tech Publisher O'Reilly Slashes Jobs · · Score: 1

    ... when it's convenient to do so (i.e., bad economy) just to trim the fat, whether they need to or not. Some companies just trim every couple years just to streamline. I'd like a company to have the balls to say "hey, we could weather the storm, but we owe it to our shareholders, NOT our employees, to make them money."

    Not that I don't think it's shitty, but some honesty would be nice.

  16. My inner 12-year-old... on Crayon Physics Combines Science and Puzzles · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps it's a maturity level far below my age, but I really want to get this game to see how many puzzles I can solve drawing penises.

  17. Re:No on Congressman Wants Health Warnings On Video Games · · Score: 1

    Oh it was just a quote from a political strategist in a state where there are elected judges. Basically speaking to the fact that if you can get who you want on the bench at a high level, the theory is that it is more effective (and a lot easier) than having your people in Congress. Not a perfect quote, but I thought it was pretty interesting!

  18. One Toke Over The Line on Bats Inspiring Future Micro Unmanned Aircraft · · Score: 1

    "One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats."

  19. Re:No on Congressman Wants Health Warnings On Video Games · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "WARNING: Excessive exposure to Congress and other politicians has been linked to all types of ill shit, including but not limited to: sexual harassment, infidelity, wanton abuse of taxpayers' money, and just being an all-around douche."

  20. Mod Parent +1 Funny on Researchers One Step Closer To Creating Life · · Score: 0

    Dude I'm sure I'll take a Karma hit but I'm willing to do so. That shit had me laughing out loud. All y'all need to lighten the fuck up. That was straight up funny. Hate to see a good joke modded down like that.

  21. This just might prove... on Researchers Apply P2P Principles To Car Traffic · · Score: 1

    ... that senior citizens cause bottlenecks on the internet just like in cars! :-)

    Lord knows my grandma on the internet is a disaster.

  22. Re:Not the end by a longshot on RIAA Gives Up In Atlantic Recording v. Brennan · · Score: 1

    they have scruples and no loyalties or moralities to anything unless it could ultimately hurt them like knowing a client is guilty through the clients own admission but hiding this fact

    For general litigators, I agree with you completely. I vehemently disagree with you in many other areas. For example, most public defenders and private criminal defense attorneys are deeply loyal to the Constitution, protecting 4th and 5th Amendment rights, even in the face of potential guilt. It's not so much about the guilt as it is about proper police procedure. As in Blackstone's Formulation it is "better that ten guilty persons escape than that one innocent suffer".

    District Attorneys, while equally passionate, go to the other extreme in their allegiances.

  23. My favorite, but absent on Banned Words List Carries Its First Emoticon · · Score: 1

    Where's the ASCII Goatse guy when you need him?

  24. Maybe I'm just not aware of it... on Roku Box Adds HD, Grows Beyond Netflix · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... but seriously when is porn going to get into the streaming scene? (insert joke)

  25. Re:Not really news? on Security Flaws In Aussie Net Filter Exposed · · Score: 1

    Oops. Yes minor oversight and I stand corrected.