You're all a bunch of loserboy nerds. No need to get riled. That teacher wants to get me prosecuted? Be my guest.
Do it, little teacher. Bring me to court on a false accusation, and I'll sue you for libel and defamation.
I'll take all of your money, little teacher. ALL of it. Sorry, no university for your kids. Oops, sorry, no more work for you because when the school you work for gets to hear this, you'll be lucky to get a job sweeping floors.
That's the way you do it, loserboys. Don't get mad, beat them up. And shit on their faces.
You mean the masturbating kids like you? I'd rather change the diapers of a thousand Ackermans than allow one loserboy nerd to exist. Shitting on your face would be a waste of excrements.
Why should the French, Italians, Polish, all of Europe spend much on defense when the US taxpayer is so dumb as to be willing to provide it? That's what NATO is for, protection for Europe. In return, they must only send some troops in Afghanistan and show up.
The day the EU will have to pay for its defence and play superpower on its own strength will be the day it goes bankrupt. Check out this side of the pond and you'll see. They couldn't take on Montenegro.
Get a clue, loserboy nerd. The EU would not be able to stand an attack by the US, because it would wipe out its industrial infrastructure first. The EU is a "superpower" in the economic sense only, and has no significant military power to successfully oppose a determined attack, much of which would be carried out by cruise missiles. The EU would be financially destroyed, which is something their public opinion would never accept. They would sue for peace before the first volley.
China and Russia are another matter. Their people is used to privations, much more so than the average European who would rather kill his firstborn than give up his cellphone. I know the place and I know the folk, so let there be no doubt about it.
There's nothing you can do. Everything that defined you as a geek is rapidly decaying. If life hadn't been cruel enough to pidgeonhole you squarely in the "geek" lowlife caste, now even that is being taken from you, irrimediably.
All the taunting, the bullying, the beatings, the humiliations you suffered through were for nothing. You chose to be a loserboy and you'll now be more of a loserboy as the very fabled "intellectual superiority" you wrongly claimed is being destroyed minute by minute.
Soon you'll be an utterly inferior specimen, deprived even of the meager illusory satisfaction your little mind trinkets allowed you. You will finally come to realize that the never fulfilled dreams of a high-level IT job you had once will simply not come to pass. Not only those jobs have long been exported to India, but with your quickly obsolescent brain even those illusions are now forever out of reach.
The walls of reality will come crashing down on you and you will come to understand how empty, how utterly useless your life has been. You have been living a lie. Those who humiliated and beaten you up were right. You have been wrong all along.
The geeky stuff you once thought cool appears now in all its empty, childish uselessness. You have wasted the best years of your life on hollow pursuits, and the time you threw away will not come back. Too old to learn a new way of life, too defeated for another attempt, you will sink to the bottoms of the Ocean of Feces where the pressure will CRUSH you utterly.
Your life is over. Suicide is only a formality./me shits on your face.
Well said. And that's why you should consider yourself a jock, a real Alpha.
You did exactly the right thing, and you speak the truth: even if you lose, you still win in this case, because bullies are after *easy* victims. If you fight back, they risk to lose and if they lose once, they have lost forever.
"I was bullied at school a lot and when not being beaten was subject to horrendous psychological bullying."
Oh, poor loserboy nerd. Do you want the almighty State to protect you? Do you want someone else to make up for your own inadequacy? Expect no sympathy, you ain't gonna get it.
EVERYBODY gets bullied, that's a fact of life. The nerd is bullied, the jock is bullied. But the jock FIGHTS BACK. The bully is an insecure, wannabe Alpha who needs to resort to bullyism to make up for his inherent weakness. True Alphas - like jocks - do not need any reassurance. They ARE superior, they know it. Someone bullies you, you punch his lights out. You beat him up. You show no fear, you pummel the guy and make him bleed. He harasses you psychologically? So what, is your mind so weak it cannot stand it? Then resort to physical violence. If you're a weakling, then grow strong. It's a freakin' fact of life: if you're weak, you're preyed upon so toughen up. Nobody messes with the tough guy. To psychological bullying you respond with massive violence. Bash his head against a table corner until the skin breaks. The bullies travel in pack? Target the leader, if you rough him up in front of his underlings he will lose respect and never gain it back.
Afraid to do it on school ground because the system likes to punish the victim? Then do it outside. Plenty of occasions to do it there. Learn to punch right, dammit, flailing your scarecrow arms in the air ain't no fighting. Hit the body, hit it hard, hit it where it hurts. Strike the head, the temples, the jaw. Kick the joints. Don't be afraid to use improvised melee weapons. Your target will have no mercy, so you need to forget about compassion. The bully's destruction is your salvation. That's the way a jock thinks, and that's why jocks rule.
But you can't fight, can you? No, you can't because you're a nerd. You're a born victim. It's your role. You crave it. You want to be an underdog and think some magical inexistent intellectual quality makes you better than others. News for you, genius, it ain't so. You ain't special. You're just a willing victim, which is an offence towards REAL victims who would like to fight back. You're an embarassment to evolution.
Now, this is why we jocks beat you nerds up. It ain't bullying, it's nature. You are non-competitive weaklings, we're highly competitive specimens. We cannot tolerate your existence. Even shitting on your faces is becoming a waste of excrements.
"It's my money, I need the information to make sound decisions."
Got news for you, loserboy nerd: YOU do not make decisions, THEY make them and they don't fucking care what you think.
Your money? They'll take it from you through taxes and there's nothing you can do about it.
Get over yourself: you're an expendable cog in the works, a nobody among millions. Thousands of EU citizens are crunched, crashed, blown to pieces and burned in car accidents each frickin' year, you could be one of them for all they care.
"Are you spraying rat semen all over your IT cubicle, spinning your bloated corpse in your ergonomic chair as you do so, like a lawn sprinkler?"
This is PRICELESS! Too bad humour will be lost in the miserable new world, where THOUSANDS of youth will be SHANKING each other through the eyes and slashing ARTERIES in a massive KILLFEAST!
Imbecile. People in their 50s, 60s and 70s are the ones who came up with teh interweb and the crappy computer you're using. Are you one of those turdbrained kids who think the tech you worship was invented by teenagers?
Those people have the technical skills, and if not they can learn. Those geezers are smarter than kids because, surprise surprise, they didn't leave pampered lives like you jerkoffs.
HA! Poor deluded loserboy nerd! The younger generations are about to enter a world of abject poverty and debt slavery as the economic crisis will turn million of families into paupers! You will live your life as wage slaves, working 3 jobs only to make it to the end of the month, and will die of a stroke before you even turn 60!
The recession will slow down technology development, the space program will be cancelled, the world will turn inwards for the next half a century! Even if life-extension tech could be made available, it would be so expensive that only the very rich could afford it.
The Paris Hiltons of this world will keep on living while the rest of you will drown in shit!
Typical loserboy attitude. Jocks come from all the political spectrum: there are conservative jocks and there are liberal jocks. There are religious jocks and there are atheist jocks. What they have in common is a love of competition and a complete distaste for nerds.
You cannot understand this basic fact of life: the most kind, the most gentle jock who ever will live is still going to rip a nerd's face off, wipe his ass with it and stitch it on back inside-out after pissing on the nerd's raw flesh. It has nothing to do with personal convinctions but with nature. We, who have embraced competition as a way of life, cannot bear the existence of the inferior, cowardly nerd with his non-competitive loserboy attitude, and therefore we will submit each and every nerd we happen upon to a harsh and merciless beating.
Nerd loserboys, there's nothing you can do about it: you will be humiliated, beaten and shit upon. The high-school jock of today is the corporate jock of tomorrow, on whose whims your livelihood will depend. Already we have destroyed your dreams of grandeur, by outsourcing and offshoring the jobs you dreamed about, already we have gamed the system so that you'll always occupy the lower levels of the social pyramid.
Yes, you are "prepared" to do something about it: you whine and cry for your government to protect you. You giddily ask for "MORE LAWS, MORE LAWS", because you don't want to take any responsability for the shit you're in.
You limeys decry violence? Hypocrites. Your wretched nation has wrought violence on the whole world. You enslaved, robbed, killed, raped entire peoples. The stench of british "influence" is still felt all over the planet. Do you expect any sympathy because your clueless youth is happily knifing itslef into oblivion? Well, you won't get it. You deserve it. Enjoy your fading into irrelevance, while the world shits on your face.
In this case, it means that limeys as a people are too stupid to be trusted with their lives. The best course of action would be to cut them off the internet and put each and every british subject under strict tutelage from the cradle to the grave. Then the island should be cut off forever from any contact with the outside world, lest some dark-skinned individual (GASP!) come around and give the gullible limeys some dangerous idea.
Loserboy nerd, you know NOTHING about bullying. Bullying has nothing to do with belonging to a clique or not. A bully is a wannabe alpha male, insecure of his capabilities, who resorts to petty cruelty to affirm himself, much as a gay-basher is a loser who is unsure about his sexuality.
Jocks are bullied as much as nerds, but with a difference: a jock fights back. Competitive by nature, a jock rises to the challenge and BEATS the wannabe alpha into submission, because the jock IS the real alpha. Accept no substitutes.
A nerd, instead, is a loserboy by nature and will always be victimized by his own choice. He has elected to be inferior, and is treated as such.
The jock does not beat up the nerd because of some petty reason, it's not bullyism: what we do is social extermination. As competitive alphas, we cannot allow the existence of uncompetitive inferior specimens to continue. It would be a crime against nature. And since it's hitherto illegal to simply dump you into a car crusher and push the button, we resort to massive psychological and physical abuse, resulting in long-term damage that will drive you to self-destruction.
You see, you loserboys are the Thals. We jocks are the Daleks. We EXTERMINATE you.
HA! Your loserboy hopes will be SHATTERED! He won't win, he will LOSE, and he will be dealt with HARSHLY!
He will end up as Bubba-fodder, as he deserves. He will know a new definition of pain and gibbitude! His arms will be twisted, is facial bones broken, his head will be bashed against walls until its top will flatten! There will be massive, unrestrained sexual abuse of him! And there will be shitting, aye, there will be much shitting upon him!
And should he survive his time behind bars, HE WON'T FIND ANOTHER QUALIFIED JOB EVER! He will be condemned to flip burgers FOR LIFE, eking out a meager wage and looking forward to a life of HUMILIATION and MISERY from which there will be NO ESCAPE!
But he WILL NOT survive! The ordeal will push him to suicide and he will HANG HIMSELF with a rope made out of his TWISTED NOSEHAIRS! The RATS will feast on his ROTTEN CARCASS and there will be much REJOICING and CONSUMPTION on the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats!
It's not enough. When you meet a loserboy moon hoaxer, you beat him up, hard. You twist his arms so that he won't jerk off anymore for months. You kick him in the ribs until they break. You steal his lunch money, then force him to eat dog feces. You bash his head against a wall, then into a locker. You drown him into a toilet, then you shit on his face.
Seriously, if he's so stupid what makes you think he will be able to react to the LLRE story with more than a blank, stupid stare? And then a snicker? The kind of stare and snicker that makes you want to punch his face in?
Then do it. Punch his face in. Destroy it. Use a brick if you will, or some rebar. Inflict permanent, disfiguring, crippling damage. Turn his face into a bloody mess of broken teeth and smashed bone. Don't waste your time arguing with idiots, they'll draw you to their level and they're more experienced than you.
Just as the jock doesn't lower himself to the level of the nerd, but rather beats him into a pulp without any second thought, you should do the same to those clowns. Or are you a loserboy nerd yourself?
"Although I think direct democracy would have its own problems too - we'd be under the will of the masses."
That's exactly what constitutions are meant for, loserboy nerd. In nations with direct democracy, any popular initiative must run the constitutional gauntlet, and if it fails it, it doesn't even get voted.
You are familiar with separation of powers, aren't you? No, you aren't because you're a loserboy nerd. Anyway, that's one reason a constitution is so important: it clearly define (or should define) the extents and the limits of the government's powers, and in a direct democracy the will of the people IS part of the government, so it gets its limitations too. You've got them legislative branch, you've got them executive branch, you've got them judicial branch and the last one is responsible to watch over the constitution so that the other two don't fuck it up.
For instance, do you know what an "inalienable right" is, loserboy nerd? No, you don't because you're a loserboy nerd. An "inalienable right" is something that can't be taken away and that you can't give up yourself, period. Were the US a direct democracy, you couldn't hold a vote to repeal your fucking right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness because, loserboy nerd, it would be unconstitutional. It's not a legislative issue, it's not an executive issue, it's a judicial issue and you can't touch it by popular vote, period. You can vote a constitution in, that's OK, but once it's there it's there. And that's why a constitution should limit itself to stating with absolute clarity the rights of the people, the shape of the state and the role of the government.
But europeans loserboy nerds do not understand this, and they have written a roll of used toilet paper chock-full of shit they can't enforce. Popular vote flushed it down the toilet where it belongs. And european loserboy government nerds won't ever write a constitution as it should be written because it would limit their fucking authoritah.
Spoken like a true loserboy nerd. Manned space exploration is the ultimate sport, which requires a particular brand of über-jock. The astronaut is the ultimate jock: he is physically fit, mentally sharp, fully concentrated and ready, willing and able to take risks unlike the cowardly nerd who takes refuge behind his puny keyboard.
The spacefaring über-jock straps high-explosive rockets to his ass and rides them to orbit and beyond while the whole world cheers for him (apart for some loserboy cowardly nerd who whines about the expenses of it or babbles about "robots being able to do as much as a human can").
The spacefaring über-jock doesn't shit on nerds' faces because his shit is too precious. Instead, he shits in space and his shit re-enters atmosphere and vaporizes, so it spreads upon entire continents where people below breathe it in. Even now as you're reading this, you're breathing vaporized spacefaring über-jock shit.
The astronaut jock is the quarterback of the Cosmos: the Universe is his playing field and gravity is his ball. All hail the rocket-riding über-jocks!
Wiki-shitty-pedia? That loserboy place should be burned out and the admins stuffed heads down into an industrial incinerator. Anyone with half an interest in space exploration knows this stuff by heart, except ignorant nerds who know shit about it but believe everybody should listen to their half-assed theories.
Loserboy nerd, you know nothing of rocket design so stop spewing bullcrap. The Saturn V was made to lift a CSM and LM into LEO, along with a restartable stage to throw the whole bunch into a translunar trajectory. This is horribly wasteful since you're going for LOR (Lunar Orbit RV) instead of EOR (Earth Orbit RV) which is the approach NASA is going with Ares and was originally proposed by Von Braun. The Russkies wanted to do the same thing and that's why the Soyuz program was geared towards perfecting orbital RV right from the start. Google it up if you can find the letters on your loserboy keyboard. EOR is an ideal technique for Moon missions because you can launch the crew on a separate vehicle instead of putting everything on the same LV. The Ares moonbound stack will be heavier and more capable than the Saturn's. But you can't understand that because you're a loserboy nerd who is rightfully beaten up in school for being a failure. Begone, cry on MySpace, you sissy.
Easy. The muscular, well-trained jock is richer. Why? Because he can force the inferior, weak, whiney nerds to work for him or he will beat them up.
Lack of tools, especially technological toys, will condemn the geek to complete irrelevancy while superior people, who have taken good care of their bodies, will still have their physical prowess to rely upon.
And they will make use of that prowess, mind you. The inferior nerd will be enslaved, beaten, forced to perform hard labor which is below the jock. He will be condemned to shovel shit with his bare hands, to clean latrines, and in the end he will be recycled for pig food.
"Someone who would rather shoot someone dead on sight than actually try to understand what's happening and formulate a rational response like an intelligent human being."
Then, loserboy, formulate a rational response to the following sentence as spoken by someone with a large knife: "I'm going to rape your wife, burn your kids alive, then flay off the face from your skin and wipe my ass with it."
When your brain has been properly bashed in by a large hammer, you won't be able to formulate anything. But I guess you would be more than willing to let a creep rape your wife and kill your kids, as long as he would allow you to live. You would probably offer to suck his cock, too. Ain't that hard when you're masquerading your sniveling coward's attitude behind a screen of self-righteousness.
You're all a bunch of loserboy nerds. No need to get riled. That teacher wants to get me prosecuted? Be my guest.
Do it, little teacher. Bring me to court on a false accusation, and I'll sue you for libel and defamation.
I'll take all of your money, little teacher. ALL of it. Sorry, no university for your kids. Oops, sorry, no more work for you because when the school you work for gets to hear this, you'll be lucky to get a job sweeping floors.
That's the way you do it, loserboys. Don't get mad, beat them up. And shit on their faces.
You mean the masturbating kids like you? I'd rather change the diapers of a thousand Ackermans than allow one loserboy nerd to exist. Shitting on your face would be a waste of excrements.
Yes, it is, loserboy nerd.
"Doctor! There's an axe murderer in my house!" .38 shots into his head and call me tomorrow".
"Fire two
Why should the French, Italians, Polish, all of Europe spend much on defense when the US taxpayer is so dumb as to be willing to provide it? That's what NATO is for, protection for Europe. In return, they must only send some troops in Afghanistan and show up.
The day the EU will have to pay for its defence and play superpower on its own strength will be the day it goes bankrupt. Check out this side of the pond and you'll see. They couldn't take on Montenegro.
Get a clue, loserboy nerd. The EU would not be able to stand an attack by the US, because it would wipe out its industrial infrastructure first. The EU is a "superpower" in the economic sense only, and has no significant military power to successfully oppose a determined attack, much of which would be carried out by cruise missiles. The EU would be financially destroyed, which is something their public opinion would never accept. They would sue for peace before the first volley.
China and Russia are another matter. Their people is used to privations, much more so than the average European who would rather kill his firstborn than give up his cellphone. I know the place and I know the folk, so let there be no doubt about it.
There's nothing you can do. Everything that defined you as a geek is rapidly decaying. If life hadn't been cruel enough to pidgeonhole you squarely in the "geek" lowlife caste, now even that is being taken from you, irrimediably.
All the taunting, the bullying, the beatings, the humiliations you suffered through were for nothing. You chose to be a loserboy and you'll now be more of a loserboy as the very fabled "intellectual superiority" you wrongly claimed is being destroyed minute by minute.
Soon you'll be an utterly inferior specimen, deprived even of the meager illusory satisfaction your little mind trinkets allowed you. You will finally come to realize that the never fulfilled dreams of a high-level IT job you had once will simply not come to pass. Not only those jobs have long been exported to India, but with your quickly obsolescent brain even those illusions are now forever out of reach.
The walls of reality will come crashing down on you and you will come to understand how empty, how utterly useless your life has been. You have been living a lie. Those who humiliated and beaten you up were right. You have been wrong all along.
The geeky stuff you once thought cool appears now in all its empty, childish uselessness. You have wasted the best years of your life on hollow pursuits, and the time you threw away will not come back. Too old to learn a new way of life, too defeated for another attempt, you will sink to the bottoms of the Ocean of Feces where the pressure will CRUSH you utterly.
Your life is over. Suicide is only a formality. /me shits on your face.
Well said. And that's why you should consider yourself a jock, a real Alpha.
You did exactly the right thing, and you speak the truth: even if you lose, you still win in this case, because bullies are after *easy* victims. If you fight back, they risk to lose and if they lose once, they have lost forever.
"I was bullied at school a lot and when not being beaten was subject to horrendous psychological bullying."
Oh, poor loserboy nerd. Do you want the almighty State to protect you? Do you want someone else to make up for your own inadequacy? Expect no sympathy, you ain't gonna get it.
EVERYBODY gets bullied, that's a fact of life. The nerd is bullied, the jock is bullied. But the jock FIGHTS BACK. The bully is an insecure, wannabe Alpha who needs to resort to bullyism to make up for his inherent weakness. True Alphas - like jocks - do not need any reassurance. They ARE superior, they know it. Someone bullies you, you punch his lights out. You beat him up. You show no fear, you pummel the guy and make him bleed. He harasses you psychologically? So what, is your mind so weak it cannot stand it? Then resort to physical violence. If you're a weakling, then grow strong. It's a freakin' fact of life: if you're weak, you're preyed upon so toughen up. Nobody messes with the tough guy. To psychological bullying you respond with massive violence. Bash his head against a table corner until the skin breaks. The bullies travel in pack? Target the leader, if you rough him up in front of his underlings he will lose respect and never gain it back.
Afraid to do it on school ground because the system likes to punish the victim? Then do it outside. Plenty of occasions to do it there. Learn to punch right, dammit, flailing your scarecrow arms in the air ain't no fighting. Hit the body, hit it hard, hit it where it hurts. Strike the head, the temples, the jaw. Kick the joints. Don't be afraid to use improvised melee weapons. Your target will have no mercy, so you need to forget about compassion. The bully's destruction is your salvation. That's the way a jock thinks, and that's why jocks rule.
But you can't fight, can you? No, you can't because you're a nerd. You're a born victim. It's your role. You crave it. You want to be an underdog and think some magical inexistent intellectual quality makes you better than others. News for you, genius, it ain't so. You ain't special. You're just a willing victim, which is an offence towards REAL victims who would like to fight back. You're an embarassment to evolution.
Now, this is why we jocks beat you nerds up. It ain't bullying, it's nature. You are non-competitive weaklings, we're highly competitive specimens. We cannot tolerate your existence. Even shitting on your faces is becoming a waste of excrements.
"It's my money, I need the information to make sound decisions."
Got news for you, loserboy nerd: YOU do not make decisions, THEY make them and they don't fucking care what you think.
Your money? They'll take it from you through taxes and there's nothing you can do about it.
Get over yourself: you're an expendable cog in the works, a nobody among millions. Thousands of EU citizens are crunched, crashed, blown to pieces and burned in car accidents each frickin' year, you could be one of them for all they care.
"Are you spraying rat semen all over your IT cubicle, spinning your bloated corpse in your ergonomic chair as you do so, like a lawn sprinkler?"
This is PRICELESS! Too bad humour will be lost in the miserable new world, where THOUSANDS of youth will be SHANKING each other through the eyes and slashing ARTERIES in a massive KILLFEAST!
Imbecile. People in their 50s, 60s and 70s are the ones who came up with teh interweb and the crappy computer you're using. Are you one of those turdbrained kids who think the tech you worship was invented by teenagers?
Those people have the technical skills, and if not they can learn. Those geezers are smarter than kids because, surprise surprise, they didn't leave pampered lives like you jerkoffs.
Bend over backwards and piss up your nostrils.
HA! Poor deluded loserboy nerd! The younger generations are about to enter a world of abject poverty and debt slavery as the economic crisis will turn million of families into paupers! You will live your life as wage slaves, working 3 jobs only to make it to the end of the month, and will die of a stroke before you even turn 60!
The recession will slow down technology development, the space program will be cancelled, the world will turn inwards for the next half a century! Even if life-extension tech could be made available, it would be so expensive that only the very rich could afford it.
The Paris Hiltons of this world will keep on living while the rest of you will drown in shit!
Typical loserboy attitude. Jocks come from all the political spectrum: there are conservative jocks and there are liberal jocks. There are religious jocks and there are atheist jocks. What they have in common is a love of competition and a complete distaste for nerds.
You cannot understand this basic fact of life: the most kind, the most gentle jock who ever will live is still going to rip a nerd's face off, wipe his ass with it and stitch it on back inside-out after pissing on the nerd's raw flesh. It has nothing to do with personal convinctions but with nature. We, who have embraced competition as a way of life, cannot bear the existence of the inferior, cowardly nerd with his non-competitive loserboy attitude, and therefore we will submit each and every nerd we happen upon to a harsh and merciless beating.
Nerd loserboys, there's nothing you can do about it: you will be humiliated, beaten and shit upon. The high-school jock of today is the corporate jock of tomorrow, on whose whims your livelihood will depend. Already we have destroyed your dreams of grandeur, by outsourcing and offshoring the jobs you dreamed about, already we have gamed the system so that you'll always occupy the lower levels of the social pyramid.
You live in a toilet, and we shit into it.
Yes, you are "prepared" to do something about it: you whine and cry for your government to protect you. You giddily ask for "MORE LAWS, MORE LAWS", because you don't want to take any responsability for the shit you're in.
You limeys decry violence? Hypocrites. Your wretched nation has wrought violence on the whole world. You enslaved, robbed, killed, raped entire peoples. The stench of british "influence" is still felt all over the planet. Do you expect any sympathy because your clueless youth is happily knifing itslef into oblivion? Well, you won't get it. You deserve it. Enjoy your fading into irrelevance, while the world shits on your face.
In this case, it means that limeys as a people are too stupid to be trusted with their lives. The best course of action would be to cut them off the internet and put each and every british subject under strict tutelage from the cradle to the grave. Then the island should be cut off forever from any contact with the outside world, lest some dark-skinned individual (GASP!) come around and give the gullible limeys some dangerous idea.
Let them rot.
Loserboy nerd, you know NOTHING about bullying. Bullying has nothing to do with belonging to a clique or not. A bully is a wannabe alpha male, insecure of his capabilities, who resorts to petty cruelty to affirm himself, much as a gay-basher is a loser who is unsure about his sexuality.
Jocks are bullied as much as nerds, but with a difference: a jock fights back. Competitive by nature, a jock rises to the challenge and BEATS the wannabe alpha into submission, because the jock IS the real alpha. Accept no substitutes.
A nerd, instead, is a loserboy by nature and will always be victimized by his own choice. He has elected to be inferior, and is treated as such.
The jock does not beat up the nerd because of some petty reason, it's not bullyism: what we do is social extermination. As competitive alphas, we cannot allow the existence of uncompetitive inferior specimens to continue. It would be a crime against nature. And since it's hitherto illegal to simply dump you into a car crusher and push the button, we resort to massive psychological and physical abuse, resulting in long-term damage that will drive you to self-destruction.
You see, you loserboys are the Thals. We jocks are the Daleks. We EXTERMINATE you.
And shit on your faces along the way.
HA! Your loserboy hopes will be SHATTERED! He won't win, he will LOSE, and he will be dealt with HARSHLY!
He will end up as Bubba-fodder, as he deserves. He will know a new definition of pain and gibbitude! His arms will be twisted, is facial bones broken, his head will be bashed against walls until its top will flatten! There will be massive, unrestrained sexual abuse of him! And there will be shitting, aye, there will be much shitting upon him!
And should he survive his time behind bars, HE WON'T FIND ANOTHER QUALIFIED JOB EVER! He will be condemned to flip burgers FOR LIFE, eking out a meager wage and looking forward to a life of HUMILIATION and MISERY from which there will be NO ESCAPE!
But he WILL NOT survive! The ordeal will push him to suicide and he will HANG HIMSELF with a rope made out of his TWISTED NOSEHAIRS! The RATS will feast on his ROTTEN CARCASS and there will be much REJOICING and CONSUMPTION on the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats!
It's not enough. When you meet a loserboy moon hoaxer, you beat him up, hard. You twist his arms so that he won't jerk off anymore for months. You kick him in the ribs until they break. You steal his lunch money, then force him to eat dog feces. You bash his head against a wall, then into a locker. You drown him into a toilet, then you shit on his face.
Seriously, if he's so stupid what makes you think he will be able to react to the LLRE story with more than a blank, stupid stare? And then a snicker? The kind of stare and snicker that makes you want to punch his face in?
Then do it. Punch his face in. Destroy it. Use a brick if you will, or some rebar. Inflict permanent, disfiguring, crippling damage. Turn his face into a bloody mess of broken teeth and smashed bone. Don't waste your time arguing with idiots, they'll draw you to their level and they're more experienced than you.
Just as the jock doesn't lower himself to the level of the nerd, but rather beats him into a pulp without any second thought, you should do the same to those clowns. Or are you a loserboy nerd yourself?
"Although I think direct democracy would have its own problems too - we'd be under the will of the masses."
That's exactly what constitutions are meant for, loserboy nerd. In nations with direct democracy, any popular initiative must run the constitutional gauntlet, and if it fails it, it doesn't even get voted.
You are familiar with separation of powers, aren't you? No, you aren't because you're a loserboy nerd. Anyway, that's one reason a constitution is so important: it clearly define (or should define) the extents and the limits of the government's powers, and in a direct democracy the will of the people IS part of the government, so it gets its limitations too. You've got them legislative branch, you've got them executive branch, you've got them judicial branch and the last one is responsible to watch over the constitution so that the other two don't fuck it up.
For instance, do you know what an "inalienable right" is, loserboy nerd? No, you don't because you're a loserboy nerd. An "inalienable right" is something that can't be taken away and that you can't give up yourself, period. Were the US a direct democracy, you couldn't hold a vote to repeal your fucking right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness because, loserboy nerd, it would be unconstitutional. It's not a legislative issue, it's not an executive issue, it's a judicial issue and you can't touch it by popular vote, period. You can vote a constitution in, that's OK, but once it's there it's there. And that's why a constitution should limit itself to stating with absolute clarity the rights of the people, the shape of the state and the role of the government.
But europeans loserboy nerds do not understand this, and they have written a roll of used toilet paper chock-full of shit they can't enforce. Popular vote flushed it down the toilet where it belongs. And european loserboy government nerds won't ever write a constitution as it should be written because it would limit their fucking authoritah.
Got it, loserboy nerd?
Spoken like a true loserboy nerd. Manned space exploration is the ultimate sport, which requires a particular brand of über-jock. The astronaut is the ultimate jock: he is physically fit, mentally sharp, fully concentrated and ready, willing and able to take risks unlike the cowardly nerd who takes refuge behind his puny keyboard.
The spacefaring über-jock straps high-explosive rockets to his ass and rides them to orbit and beyond while the whole world cheers for him (apart for some loserboy cowardly nerd who whines about the expenses of it or babbles about "robots being able to do as much as a human can").
The spacefaring über-jock doesn't shit on nerds' faces because his shit is too precious. Instead, he shits in space and his shit re-enters atmosphere and vaporizes, so it spreads upon entire continents where people below breathe it in. Even now as you're reading this, you're breathing vaporized spacefaring über-jock shit.
The astronaut jock is the quarterback of the Cosmos: the Universe is his playing field and gravity is his ball. All hail the rocket-riding über-jocks!
Wiki-shitty-pedia? That loserboy place should be burned out and the admins stuffed heads down into an industrial incinerator. Anyone with half an interest in space exploration knows this stuff by heart, except ignorant nerds who know shit about it but believe everybody should listen to their half-assed theories.
Loserboy nerd, you know nothing of rocket design so stop spewing bullcrap. The Saturn V was made to lift a CSM and LM into LEO, along with a restartable stage to throw the whole bunch into a translunar trajectory. This is horribly wasteful since you're going for LOR (Lunar Orbit RV) instead of EOR (Earth Orbit RV) which is the approach NASA is going with Ares and was originally proposed by Von Braun. The Russkies wanted to do the same thing and that's why the Soyuz program was geared towards perfecting orbital RV right from the start. Google it up if you can find the letters on your loserboy keyboard.
EOR is an ideal technique for Moon missions because you can launch the crew on a separate vehicle instead of putting everything on the same LV. The Ares moonbound stack will be heavier and more capable than the Saturn's.
But you can't understand that because you're a loserboy nerd who is rightfully beaten up in school for being a failure. Begone, cry on MySpace, you sissy.
"I am your father, JockTroll..."
No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Easy. The muscular, well-trained jock is richer. Why? Because he can force the inferior, weak, whiney nerds to work for him or he will beat them up.
Lack of tools, especially technological toys, will condemn the geek to complete irrelevancy while superior people, who have taken good care of their bodies, will still have their physical prowess to rely upon.
And they will make use of that prowess, mind you. The inferior nerd will be enslaved, beaten, forced to perform hard labor which is below the jock. He will be condemned to shovel shit with his bare hands, to clean latrines, and in the end he will be recycled for pig food.
"Someone who would rather shoot someone dead on sight than actually try to understand what's happening and formulate a rational response like an intelligent human being."
Then, loserboy, formulate a rational response to the following sentence as spoken by someone with a large knife: "I'm going to rape your wife, burn your kids alive, then flay off the face from your skin and wipe my ass with it."
When your brain has been properly bashed in by a large hammer, you won't be able to formulate anything. But I guess you would be more than willing to let a creep rape your wife and kill your kids, as long as he would allow you to live. You would probably offer to suck his cock, too. Ain't that hard when you're masquerading your sniveling coward's attitude behind a screen of self-righteousness.
Bend over backwards and piss up your nostrils.