I'm getting used to it. But there are some flaws, like that you don't get a standard file selector from "Open" that lets you enter a file name: you have to use "Open Location" instead (it should be one function), and the oddity of having two "Rotates", one crippled and one not. The more useful one is buried deeper.
"Anyway he retires - John Crighton is now in charge of the SG1 team."
But unlike McGyver, Crichton can't fashion a complete working stargate out of a hula-hoop and parts from an 1987 Toyota Celica. Even if he did used to hang around a blue chick and a Muppet mushroom-guy.
Laser mouse steps: Up, Up, Down, use fire extinguisher to put out burning lampshade, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, wipe up melted monitor plastic on floor, Left, Left, B, A, call 911, Left, Right, B, A.
Give him an optical mouse, a paperclip, and some belly-button lint, and he'll have a laser weapon strong enough to take out a battlestar before the next commercial break comes along.
This could be useful for tracking sensitive documents in archives, and tracking when someone like Sandy Berger violates security and steals documents to use in a political campaign.
Informative! I did mean Ents, as I mangled a Tolkien reference into the "tree" topic. I had somehow forgotten entirely about those ergs "used to drive Treeships through space."
Read "Hyperion" by Dan Simmonds to find out about the guys who fly trees through space. Most remember those books for the walking ginsu dude, not for the trees.
What can be more green than trees in space? Just make sure they are crewed by Ents.
"Just for added security, have the thing self-destruct if it is moved or tampered with, and have an armed guard ready to "shoot the disk" if anyone unauthorized gets near"
You realize that all of this can be defeated with Tom Cruise lowering himself into the room on wires. Keeping a nice health population of large black widow spiders inside the room would greatly reduce the chance of success of such missions.
"Warning: mysql_connect(): Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/lib/mysql/mysql.sock' (11) in/home/l1lmucke/public_html/functions.php on line 383"
Didn't you read? All the bugs at that site are Microsoft's fault. You should not have used Microsoft. And, if you really were not, then your Aunt Doris who uses Microsoft is to blame.
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I'm getting used to it. But there are some flaws, like that you don't get a standard file selector from "Open" that lets you enter a file name: you have to use "Open Location" instead (it should be one function), and the oddity of having two "Rotates", one crippled and one not. The more useful one is buried deeper.
Give the man some credit. It was dangerous work back then. I lost my arm playing the early version of Pac Man. We used real monsters back then.
But unlike McGyver, Crichton can't fashion a complete working stargate out of a hula-hoop and parts from an 1987 Toyota Celica. Even if he did used to hang around a blue chick and a Muppet mushroom-guy.
The mouse does not work? No, but I do think it runs Linux.
Do not stare into laser mouse beam with remaining eye.
Laser mouse steps: Up, Up, Down, use fire extinguisher to put out burning lampshade, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, wipe up melted monitor plastic on floor, Left, Left, B, A, call 911, Left, Right, B, A.
Give him an optical mouse, a paperclip, and some belly-button lint, and he'll have a laser weapon strong enough to take out a battlestar before the next commercial break comes along.
I thought it was Atari Worriers, myself.
If it does, look for the sperm whale to materialize out of the vortex and begin its plummet to the ground.
Captain Obvious! So nice of you to join us! I'm sure that no-one else on Slashdot had ANY IDEA that this came "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"!
"As the result of a miscalculation involving metric vs imperial units, the entire NASA shuttle fleet was swallowed by a small dog"
This could be useful for tracking sensitive documents in archives, and tracking when someone like Sandy Berger violates security and steals documents to use in a political campaign.
Informative! I did mean Ents, as I mangled a Tolkien reference into the "tree" topic. I had somehow forgotten entirely about those ergs "used to drive Treeships through space."
He got tired of people calling him "Ben", right? Not to mention the drunk U.S. senator who kept calling him Barak Obama.
What can be more green than trees in space? Just make sure they are crewed by Ents.
Exactly. Protectionist trade laws too often are mainly to "protect" those who do a bad job of producing something.
Sounds good to me: it would lower the price of the goods.
Depends on if you put airholes in the jar. Jar...
Well, I guess you could say that DOS is really done when you replace it with Linux on the PC, but...
Really? All I could find on it was this cool French airline company logo
mmmmm. free government cheese. mmmmmm.
You realize that all of this can be defeated with Tom Cruise lowering himself into the room on wires. Keeping a nice health population of large black widow spiders inside the room would greatly reduce the chance of success of such missions.
Forgot? Read parent: "After this, it is encased in carbonite". Maybe you thought I said corbomite, which would also be very secure!
Thanks. I always wondered why Greedo was called Greedo. I had no idea it was really Bill Gates wearing a mask.
Didn't you read? All the bugs at that site are Microsoft's fault. You should not have used Microsoft. And, if you really were not, then your Aunt Doris who uses Microsoft is to blame.