According to the old goat they are coming out with a line of official goatse.cx merchandise. I know it's old news to most goatse regulars and most Slashdotters, but I just haven't visited her in a while.
IMPORTANT NOTE: There are many merchandising attempts for goatse.cx around the web-- none of them are real, none of them are official. Do not buy this gimmick merchandise. The official goatse.cx merchandise is coming soon!
Hi. I'm twenty five years old, and up until two weeks ago, I was a virgin. Too many celibacy had worn my self-esteem down to the point where I was finally willing to pay for sex. I'll spare you the details of the event, as this is not what I am writing about.
After having completed the act, the prostitute whose services I had rented immediately exclaimed that something had felt weird. With no particular ceremony, she grabbed my now-flaccid member and subjected it to an intense examination, while biting her thumbnail in consternation.
After a brief period, she informed me that my penis was deformed, in her professional opinion. I had spent my entire life without ever seeing another man urinate, so I was not aware that the output usually emits from the end of the head, not the underside, where mine does.
I'd like to know if I should seek the advice of a doctor or plastic surgeon? Is this the sort of thing that can, or even should be corrected? I've lived with it for twenty five years, and it hasn't bothered me. Is there really any reason to worry about this?
I was going to post a song but the fucking lameness filter said not enough characters were on each line. They must have increased it's sensitivity or some shit. Even 31.7 chars/line is not enough. And the song wouldn't even post on Code mode. Fucking Taco.
Maybe if the computers are stored outside you fucking shithead. Now would they really put them outside with the polar bears and eskimos around. I think not.
Slashdot Mirror
I've gone away and came back with a first post
Hmm, I wonder what has a greater chance of turning a someone gay: reading, or actually writing such a display of homosexuality.
According to the old goat they are coming out with a line of official goatse.cx merchandise. I know it's old news to most goatse regulars and most Slashdotters, but I just haven't visited her in a while.
IMPORTANT NOTE: There are many merchandising attempts for goatse.cx around the web-- none of them are real, none of them are official. Do not buy this gimmick merchandise. The official goatse.cx merchandise is coming soon!
CmdrTaco?
That it's been over a month since I last posted.
http://geocities.com/metrollica/
If anyone's interested, my Geocities page has been viewed 55 times since I put the link up on Slashdot.
You never get IP banned this way.
I forgot to mention that I claim my FP in the name of http://geocities.com/metrollica/
FP?
Post more songs like this!
Hi. I'm twenty five years old, and up until two weeks ago, I was a virgin. Too many celibacy had worn my self-esteem down to the point where I was finally willing to pay for sex. I'll spare you the details of the event, as this is not what I am writing about.
After having completed the act, the prostitute whose services I had rented immediately exclaimed that something had felt weird. With no particular ceremony, she grabbed my now-flaccid member and subjected it to an intense examination, while biting her thumbnail in consternation.
After a brief period, she informed me that my penis was deformed, in her professional opinion. I had spent my entire life without ever seeing another man urinate, so I was not aware that the output usually emits from the end of the head, not the underside, where mine does.
I'd like to know if I should seek the advice of a doctor or plastic surgeon? Is this the sort of thing that can, or even should be corrected? I've lived with it for twenty five years, and it hasn't bothered me. Is there really any reason to worry about this?
Eye gouging post
I was going to post a song but the fucking lameness filter said not enough characters were on each line. They must have increased it's sensitivity or some shit. Even 31.7 chars/line is not enough. And the song wouldn't even post on Code mode. Fucking Taco.
>This site is ghey.
Don't forget about the person who created it and the people who run it. Thanks!
What's the image in that Magic Eye? I can never seem to get those.
So take a penis bird, shove it down your pants, let it eat hot grits, while you stare at Natalie Portman naked and petrified...
Lethyos?
So who's Britney fucking now that she broke up with Justin?
How the fuck did this get modded up?
Everyone knows that computer power is nothing if you don't have the bandwidth to handle the many requests after a Slashdotting.
Best Part
Jar Jar Binks came for five minutes, Padme had give up trying to swallow. Jar Jar covered her face with his goo.
Amidala asked him to take them to his world, Jar Jar told her he wasn't finished yet.
Padme looked and saw Jar Jar was still erect, Jar Jar said, "Me only shoot pre-cum, me need more."
To study the migratory patterns of polar bears?
Are you Weenus?
Maybe if the computers are stored outside you fucking shithead. Now would they really put them outside with the polar bears and eskimos around. I think not.
Made from a Beowulf Cray Cluster.