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That's for wimps. Badasses use Shady URLs. I mean, how can you not feel good going to http://5z8.info/38--start.spamBot--this-ip--_s1h7hw_racist

Yo momma is lazy! She's probably black The race that stops a nation... http://5z8.info/back-to-africa_d7n3mc_startdownload

Long story short my current job blows very badly. I have been looking at job postings for computer security positions. In the last week I have been seeing lots of SAIC postings.

Please excuse short url below.

http://5z8.info/freeanimalporn.com-start-download_h2f2ci_mydick

Looks like they are hiring security people at a coincidental time. I wonder who got fired or if there was anyone to even get fired.

Good day,

This is an important message to you.The lord directs me to share this with you. As you read this comment, you should sympathize with my current situation and assist me. My name is Isabella Carmel the only survivor from family of four. I was narrowly escaped from the tsunami disaster which affected my spinal cord and also my ear drum and claim the lifes of my entire family, husband (Denis caromel) and two sons (Ugo and Tom) who went for holidays in Sri-Lanka.

Right now I am currently in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia. After staying a week in my family hospital, I was disabled by the catastrophe and now on a wheel cheer after all the treatment.This has defiled all forms of medicine and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.I have not lived my life so well as my primary interest and focus was only on my late fathers business. Though my father is very rich and was never generous. But now I regret all this, as I know that there is more in life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.The bible says what shall it profit a man to wine the whole world and loose his soul. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I will live my life a different way from how I have lived before. I have willed and given most of my fathers properties to the less privileges because I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul. I have decided to give arms to charity organizations and give succor and comfort to the less privileged in our societies. I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth since my father has never recognized that.

So far I have to distribute money to charity organizations now that my health has deteriorated so badly,I cannot do this myself anymore that is why am soliciting your assistant to make this donation through you. The last of my late fathers money that am willing to donate to the less privileged right now is the huge sum of $10.6M USD that is concealed in a consignment and deposited in (OVERSEA CREDIT COMMISSION ABROAD) for safekeeping which he intends to invest on profitable factory.

I want you to help me claim this funds where is deposited and disburse it to charity organizations and the less privileged in the society.Please I will appreciate you to indicate interest for the disbursement and also include your contact telephone/fax numbers that I will forward to the(OVERSEA CREDIT COMMISSION ABROAD) to be able to contact you as the appointed beneficiary. I will provide you the certificate of deposit and the letter of authority to enable you claim the consignment of the funds.

If you are willing and ready to assist with this project, please follow this link without delay, while I wait to hear from you. Thanks once again for your kindness may God guide and reward you in all your endeavors as you make me realize my last dreams and wishes.

Remain blessed,
Mrs.Isabella Caromel

Don't just shorten your URL, make it suspicious and frightening.
http://5z8.info/white-power-rides-upon-stallions-unstoppable_p1i3zc_PIN-phisher

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http://5z8.info/autoinstall_d5c0p_russian-brides or http://5z8.info/olive-loaf-penetration.gif_j9z1b_snufffilms

http://5z8.info/refugee-murder_g6m3x_cockfights

Darn, you beat me to it. Definitely one of the best! :)

Here's slashdot: http://5z8.info/gain-inches_d1p0h_launchexe

Still not as good as shadyurl :

http://5z8.info/bomb-plans_p7p8n_stalin

Just give in and use Shady URL instead. For example, link to this article: http://5z8.info/5waystokillwithamelon_f9j6f_hitler.

Myself, I prefer shady urls.

http://www.shadyurl.com/

http://slashdot.org/
becomes
http://5z8.info/aryanbr0ther00d_l9e5b_malicious-cookie

This is amazing...

http://5z8.info/alqaeda-message-boards_e5h9r_top-ten-vietnam-massacres

Personally, I find the trend of redirecting to innocent sites via shady URL's much more alarming: http://5z8.info/foodporn_e0g0l_taliban-meetup

(I promise I'll get modded "troll" by someone who glanced at the link and assumed the worst. Hard to blame them, but I do love using those links whenever possible...)