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It also looks impressive to the ladies without being hard at all.

Unless you go swimming, and there's significant shrinkage.

As chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my privilege to extend a laurel and hearty handshake to our new ... N....

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"SHERIFF BART:" (in a deep voice) Hold it. That next man makes a move, the nigger gets it.
"OLSON JOHNSON:" Hold it men. He's NOT bluffing.

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solved. this is the equivalent to the end scene in caddyshack where bill murray blows up all the gophers with C4. The only difference is that the golf course remains intact.

1) How do you know that there isn't some sentience behind asteroids? I think we should all listen to Jack Handey: "Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet." Plus, "When Armageddon comes, it would be good to be an Olympic athlete, because running real fast and jumping over stuff could come in handy." Wise, wise words.

2) I get your point about the MIRVs. I kicked butt on the early levels, but once those missiles started splitting, man my Atari joystick couldn't move fast enough to shoot 'em all down. And for the record, it took more than 1 or 2 missiles to knock out all your bases...

3) I still think the US should've hired Dan Akroyd and Chevy Chase and sent them to Afganistan again. Not only do they have field training, but they've been on the ground in Pakistan are quite resourceful, and they also have had some success in defending the US from nuclear attack. They could've found bin Laden by now, and figured out an Asteroid Defense Plan...

1) How do you know that there isn't some sentience behind asteroids? I think we should all listen to Jack Handey: "Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet." Plus, "When Armageddon comes, it would be good to be an Olympic athlete, because running real fast and jumping over stuff could come in handy." Wise, wise words.

2) I get your point about the MIRVs. I kicked butt on the early levels, but once those missiles started splitting, man my Atari joystick couldn't move fast enough to shoot 'em all down. And for the record, it took more than 1 or 2 missiles to knock out all your bases...

3) I still think the US should've hired Dan Akroyd and Chevy Chase and sent them to Afganistan again. Not only do they have field training, but they've been on the ground in Pakistan are quite resourceful, and they also have had some success in defending the US from nuclear attack. They could've found bin Laden by now, and figured out an Asteroid Defense Plan...

1) How do you know that there isn't some sentience behind asteroids? I think we should all listen to Jack Handey: "Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet." Plus, "When Armageddon comes, it would be good to be an Olympic athlete, because running real fast and jumping over stuff could come in handy." Wise, wise words.

2) I get your point about the MIRVs. I kicked butt on the early levels, but once those missiles started splitting, man my Atari joystick couldn't move fast enough to shoot 'em all down. And for the record, it took more than 1 or 2 missiles to knock out all your bases...

3) I still think the US should've hired Dan Akroyd and Chevy Chase and sent them to Afganistan again. Not only do they have field training, but they've been on the ground in Pakistan are quite resourceful, and they also have had some success in defending the US from nuclear attack. They could've found bin Laden by now, and figured out an Asteroid Defense Plan...