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Latest IE Hole Lets Gopher Root You

rvaniwaa writes "Another hole in internet explorer has been discovered. This hole allows a hacker to root a user's computer whenever the user clicks on a gopher link. All versions of IE are affected and a Microsoft spokesman stated that the company is "moving forward on the investigation with all due speed""

533 comments

  1. My thoughts: by FortKnox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Written in one of my journal entries.

    See if this story follows pattern (I think it will).

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    1. Re:My thoughts: by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      couldnt agree more with your comment "MS gets railed on for products that either no one (in the audience) has tried, or no one has tried for years."

      Especially since the average web user wont run into gopher, that statement holds true. Even for non-average users, they still dont run into it. I think one comment asks how many people use it - three?

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    2. Re:My thoughts: by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 3, Informative

      thats not the point -

      if you make a link to a gopher site in an html page, the average MS surfer will not hesitate to click on it.

      which is what the web was supposed to do, make it transparent.

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    3. Re:My thoughts: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think you missed his, how many people run servers using gopher? Average MS user or not, the chances of running into a gopher:// link is incredibly small.

    4. Re:My thoughts: by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 3, Informative

      first of all, its an URL buffer overflow, a gopher link isnt needed.

      al thats needed is for someone to disguise an "evil" link, and whammo - you've got r00t.

      big big big remote exploit.

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    5. Re:My thoughts: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you missed most of the idea of computers. It is trivial to install a gopher server. It is trivial to add links. Most users won't even notice if it says gopher, and most will click anyways.

    6. Re:My thoughts: by FatherOfONe · · Score: 1

      I see your point, and would agree with you if the security hole that was left would just let the server crash your browser or lock up your machine. It doesn't though, it opens up a huge hole.

      Look at it this way, if you have a server that is RAID protected, the chances of you loosing data is small, but does that mean you shouldn't do backups? The risk is low, but the damage could be huge.

      The point that needs to be driven home is that Microsoft does NOT take security seriously. It appears that they are just now beginning to take it more seriously than ever, but they have a bunch of code out there that needs fixed. Please remember that .NET was in final beta (RC?) when Microsoft formed their security team to start taking security seriously. What this tells you is that 99.99% of the code of .NET was written before they formed this team, and that this code will probably suffer all the same security problems that their old code has had.

      I realize that the chance of a problem is incredibly small but the damage possiblity is huge. Imagine a few thoughsand "bots" out there that are now running Windows2k, and they can now spoof their IP address... That is going to suck.

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    7. Re:My thoughts: by phatStrat · · Score: 1

      Does the link even need to be clicked? Wouldn't a do the trick?

    8. Re:My thoughts: by hkmwbz · · Score: 2, Redundant
      Your journal entry looks like a carefully crafted troll. Of course people complain about Microsoft. Just look at their track record when it comes to security flaws. Compare a product like Apache, which has the greatest market share in the web server market, to IIS. IIS har far more serious flaws, including security holes that have lead to viruses and worms spreading even easier than before. Why? Because their e-mail clients and browsers are vulnerable as well.

      They should have worked with security in mind in the first place. Now, we are at their mercy. We have to wait for them to release patches. If they screw up the patch, it just makes things worse. What are we to do when the patch fixes one thing but messes up something else? It has happened before, and it will most likely happen again.

      I see no reason to cut Microsoft any slack until they get a grip and fix their security.

      The problem is that it's too late, at least for now. Most people will probably never patch their systems. Let's take my aunt as an example. She is a PC user, but doesn't understand what's going on. I could explain to her in detail what security holes are about and what they can do. She still wouldn't have a clue as to how install security updates.

      Perhaps Microsoft's next line of products will be released with proper security in mind. If so, perhaps in 5-10, or even 15-20 years, no one will be using the current flawed products. That is when the problem is gone.

      For now, Microsoft can try to put out the fire, but it's no use putting out a huge forest fire with a water pistol.

      People's criticism of Microsoft is well deserved, and there is no "bigotry" or "elitism" involved for the most part. It is people being sick and tired of the monopolist which doesn't even take the responsibility involved in having such a huge market share in these areas.

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    9. Re:My thoughts: by jonadab · · Score: 1

      The user wouldn't even have to click on a link
      to a gopher site. If all that is necessary is
      to visit a (hostile) gopher site, then it would
      be enough to visit a site that contains
      javascript of dubious merit, which could foist
      gopher content on the user, possibly in a
      background window, resized to tiny and moved
      off the screen.

      All that has to be done is convince the users
      to visit a site with javascript that does this.
      There are assorted ways to convince users to
      visit a site, but the most obvious is to offer
      porn.

      When the patch comes out and the exploit is
      made public, it would be a public service for
      some major site (microsoft, cnn, or the ultimate
      would be yahoo) to use the exploit to install
      the patch on vulnerable systems. Only if the
      User-Agent seems to be an unpatched IE, of
      course. Probably nobody wants to use their
      bandwidth that way, though.

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    10. Re:My thoughts: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your journal entry looks like a carefully crafted troll.

      LMAO!
      A n00b logs in to tell the world a low PID user is a troll. CLASSIC!

      He's already been called a troll time after time again, yet he has always had a +1 bonus and always modded up. Good call.

    11. Re:My thoughts: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not really. b and c don't work well either.

    12. Re:My thoughts: by perlyking · · Score: 2

      They'll run into it soon enough when some script kiddie wants to fuck over their box. Its only one click away.

      Sorry for the language.

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    13. Re:My thoughts: by jonadab · · Score: 2
      How about this pattern:
      1. The existence of the exploit is announced. Geeks complain loudly about the potential problems it could cause. Microsoft says they are working on the problem.
      2. Some time later, someone familiar with the details of the exploit tires of waiting for Microsoft to develop a patch, and releases a relatively harmless version of the exploit that doesn't really do any serious harm, but demonstrates the exploit. Microsoft says they are working on the problem.
      3. Microsoft releases a patch. Admins who are on the ball (a relative few) install it. Nobody else notices or cares, and the majority of systems remain vulnerable.
      4. Months later, somebody releases a more serious version of the exploit, that does real dammage and self-propagates. Work grids to a halt at millions of companies worldwide.
      The existence of the exploit in the first place is troubling, but the *really serious* problem is #3, where almost nobody installs the patch until it is too late. Basically, Microsoft may not care as much about security as the security experts do, but the sad truth is that many users and even sysadmins care even less.
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    14. Re:My thoughts: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at it this way, if you have a server that is RAID protected, the chances of you loosing data is small,

      Losing! One o!

    15. Re:My thoughts: by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      Microsoft releases a patch. Admins who are on the ball (a relative few) install it. Nobody else notices or cares, and the majority of systems remain vulnerable.

      FYI, XP autoinstalls patches. Anytime you are online it checks for patches. They are d/l'ed on idle time, and you simply hit "yes" when the popup says a patch was d/led and wants to be installed.

      You musta missed my "last point" in my journal entry...

      Keep in mind, the popular are the one's who get preyed on...

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    16. Re:My thoughts: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The existence of the exploit in the first place is troubling, but the *really serious* problem is #3, where almost nobody installs the patch until it is too late.

      I'm really sick of reading stuff like this. Perhaps if MS announced these patches as widely as Firestone announced its recalls, you would have a point, but they don't. Users have to go to MS's website and check for updates. Maybe sysadmins should know this, but Grandma User doesn't, never will, and frankly shouldn't have to. Name one other product for which the customer is responsible for going out of his way to fix manufacturer defects.

      The real problem is and always was #0: MS has the defect in the first place. Until they are financially motivated to take quality seriously (e.g. by ruling EULAs unenforceable and holding software companies liable like everyone else), don't expect any real change.

    17. Re:My thoughts: by Ben+Edwards · · Score: 0
      Actually, if you were to send out an email message with a gopher link in the message, you could trick untold thousands of people to click on that link. Set up right, you could have that gopher link:
      1. send you information from that person's PC;
      2. install a backdoor so that you could easily access that PC later, at will;
      3. install code for use in a DDOS attack;
      4. send a new message from that user's mailbox to further spread your email.

      Think what CodeRed and Nimda did...this could be worse, because instead of attaching servers, this would attack user's PCs. All because a user could be tricked into clicking on a gopher URL, thereby opening themselves up to whatever you want to do to them.

    18. Re:My thoughts: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I see no reason to cut Microsoft any slack until they get a grip and fix their security.

      And bitchin' about it on Slashdot really helps solve their security problems doesn't it? "Look everybody, MS has another security problem let's laugh at them (again)."

      I am aware that MS is crap. I know they will continue to have security issues. Suits at Redmond, service packs and hotfixes and MS glitches/bugs/gaping security holes really don't piss me off at all. I expect that from MS. What I don't expect is this kind of playground shit from morons like you. I thought we lived/worked in a community that didn't stoop this low to get the edge. Once for a laugh - fine, but repeatedly to the extent that it becomes boring and tedious and fills my life with more shit than MS is way off the mark.

      So, MS bugs - expected. Linux guys constantly pointing and laughing - not expected and bloody annoying, so shut your trap and make room for people who do have something to say.

    19. Re:My thoughts: by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      I must admit, I find Slashdot more useful for supporting my Windows users than my Linux users. For Windows, we get up-to-the minute bug alerts - sometimes faster than the mailing list I'm on (non-MS), for Linux we get... point oh minor build releases of kernels.
      Linux (or any other *nix for that matter) will be much the same tomorrow as yesterday. No "news".
      Microsoft Windows is subject to the "Bug of the Month" syndrome (week? day??). News. Some of it matters. Whenever the "Big One" hits, Slashdot will most likely be the only competent resource for dealing with it.
      Why do you think Microsoft keeps spreading the myth about UNIX requiring expensive trained administrators? Set it up half-way decently and ignore it works for *nix, doesn't really work for Microsoft products. Further, *nix systems tend to be "informative" about what is going on. Microsoft systems tend to hide useful information. Slashdot is maybe the only source of unbiased information about Microsoft products. (Yeah, I know there's bias.)

    20. Re:My thoughts: by Hestas+Coyote · · Score: 1

      Yes, XP does do that. So does ME. And 2000 can be configured for that. However, bearing all that in mind, critical updates form Microsoft 9 out of 10 times require a reboot before the changes go into effect. Now most NT Admins will not set this to autoupdate simply becuase they need to be around for a reboot. So, even though XP will auto-download the fixes, you still need to indicate they should be installed, and confirm a reboot if needed, which in the case of a fix for IE is 99% of the time.

    21. Re:My thoughts: by hkmwbz · · Score: 1
      He doesn't always have to be trolling, but his journal entry seemed like trolling. His points are vague, and he does not appear to realize the impact security holes in Microsoft products has, especially for their desktop products. Do I even have to mention Nimda or Klez?

      I also fail to see what either his or my number has to do with this. I've read Slashdot for a long time (I actually "lurked" the first few years). And as we all know, it is entirely possible to:

      a) Create different users
      b) Post anonymously

      I would imagine that most people post anonymously when they are afraid to lose karma. Much like you, perhaps?

      The bottom line is: Microsoft deserve criticism, and if people also want to crack jokes about this (even though it is very serious), they can feel free to do so. Satire and similar can be very powerful.

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    22. Re:My thoughts: by hkmwbz · · Score: 1
      I'm not even talking about Linux here. I use Windows a lot myself. Though, I find browsers like Mozilla and Opera to do better than IE, also in the security department.

      As for "bitching" on Slashdot, it's our right to do so. People tend to like to express when they are unhappy with something. A security hole like this in IE is a major issue. What do you expect, people to sit around and praise Microsoft for yet another serious security hole?

      Why are these things reported on Slashdot? Because everyone loves bashing IE or because it is a huge issue, due to the fact that IE has just about a monopoly in the browser market?

      It doesn't really matter. The simple fact remains that this flaw affects millions, and every time Microsoft's lazy attitude towards security is shown, people have the right to complain about it.

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    23. Re:My thoughts: by sphealey · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The existence of the exploit in the first place is troubling, but the *really serious* problem is #3, where almost nobody installs the patch until it is too late. Basically, Microsoft may not care as much about security as the security experts do, but the sad truth is that many users and even sysadmins care even less.
      Well, yes. OTOH, you missed Step 3a, where the Microsoft patch breaks numerous mission-critical non-Microsoft applications. Office 97 SP2 was a classic here: Novell Netware clients never worked the same after that one was installed. Necessary for security I am sure. And NT SP6, which broke Lotus Notes.

      You also missed step 2.9, where the hapless sysadmin spends 3 days trying to figure out Microsoft's patch dependency tree, which is not published. And even M$ admits that they use different, and incompatible, patch mechanisms for different product lines. So if I pull out the install disk to add an additional function to Visio, do I have to reinstall Office XP patches? Why or why not?

      sPh

    24. Re:My thoughts: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine, for those folks using WinXP and have a fast, continuous connection. What's your excuse...or, sorry, explanation for those who don't have either or both?

      And whenever I see a comment like yours I have to ask: how big is your interest in the success of Microsoft? Considering MS's past astroturf campaigns comments like yours are always suspect. Not your fault, mind you, but Microsoft's.

    25. Re:My thoughts: by shepd · · Score: 1
      From your message board:

      My true belief... *IF* Microsoft FREELY RELEASED (BSD license) all its products (including source), and the open source community fixed everything, the slashdot community would stay with Linux and continue to rail on the products.


      Have you considered that even if all the problems were fixed, windows itself isn't a particularly powerful operating system for geeks?

      It might work perfectly, but any O/S that lacks even simple utilities like grep and tar and doesn't come with X support is NOT going to be popular with true techies!
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    26. Re:My thoughts: by e_AltF4 · · Score: 1

      > Does the link even need to be clicked? Wouldn't a do the trick?

      just enable JavaScript and you're done :-)

    27. Re:My thoughts: by Tempura_Roll · · Score: 1
      Keep in mind, the popular are the one's who get preyed on...

      Get over it, this is news for nerds, not news for MSFT fans.

      For every anti-microsoft message, there's a message complaining about how there are too many anti-microsoft messages. Someone is always complaining about something. But the complaining about the complaining needs to stop.

      Here's a pattern for you:

      Someone complains about something

      Someone complains about someone complaining about something

      Someone complains about someone complaining about someone complaining about something

      ...Someone complains (about someone complaining)^N about something
      And here I am caught in the middle of it...

    28. Re:My thoughts: by Tempura_Roll · · Score: 1

      As for "bitching" on Slashdot, it's our right to do so. People tend to like to express when they are unhappy with something. A security hole like this in IE is a major issue. What do you expect, people to sit around and praise Microsoft for yet another serious security hole?

      Right on.. I was bitching back in the days when Windows 3.x was starting to gain popularity. I hated Windows then because it sucked, and I hate Windows and Microsoft now because they suck.

      At least around the time of Windows 3.x there was plenty of good alternatives that could've become popular. But Microsoft muscled everybody out and now most people are stuck with a half-baked OS, and somehow their shoddy web browser has become standard.

      I remember the days when the Internet was populated mostly by UNIX machines. As you can see animosity for Microsoft runs deep in some of us, and it isn't going to go away just because a few people think it should be kept quiet.

    29. Re:My thoughts: by Jim+the+Anti-Bob · · Score: 1

      I do use and manage M$' "latest and greatest" on a daily basis and still hate them. The fact of the matter is that the hole is there, has always been there, and there's a good chance that it would still be there if M$' "Security through Obscurity" doctrine actually worked.

      BTW, a security hole is a security hole is a security hole. If I remember correctly, NIMDA used 4 different M$ vulnerabilities to propogate. Are you implying that we should ignore this until someone figures out how to write a virus that uses this exploit? I don't believe you can disable the GOPHER protocol, can you?

    30. Re:My thoughts: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I noticed something else, as I was installing an old version of Windows 98 on a spare partition yesterday. I went to windows update to get the last 4 years of security patches, and noticed that it installed them with the latest patches first. Hmmm. Does that mean earlier patches to the same files overwrote the more recent (but previously installed) patches? Anyone know?

    31. Re:My thoughts: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You stupid fuck. Windows does not include grep, but you can do the _exact same fucking thing_ with this little trick:

      dir | find "expression"

      or whatever pipes you may wish to use. Thank you very much. God damn troll.

    32. Re:My thoughts: by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      Nimda exploited 8 holes, and no it shouldnt be ignored, even though MS probably will until there's a working exploit demo'd to them. Also, age has no bearing on how long until a hole is found. If you read security literature (ie, ACM, IEEE, USENIX, etc), you'll see frequent reference to a February 2000 BugTraq email "Wu-FTP, providing remote root since at least 1994."

      Also, if you read the linked article (or was a post somewhere in this article?), you'll see that you can set IE to look for a proxy for the gopher protocol on an unused port at 127.0.0.1, effectively blocking the protocol.

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    33. Re:My thoughts: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      me win not important. you do.

      great grammar.

    34. Re:My thoughts: by TeraCo · · Score: 1

      It's funny you should mention that.. we have a raid 5, however one of the disks failed silently several months ago, and a second failed [with alarms and also a server crash] just the other day.

      Luckily we had backups and the server was restored within a few hours.

      When a fire starts to burn.. there's a lesson you must learn.. something something, then you'll see, you'll avoid catastrophe!

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    35. Re:My thoughts: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can get grep for Win32. You can get tar for Win32. You can get X support for Win32.

      You're confusing the OS and the applications, which makes the anonymous rant below (if it is you) look even stupider.

    36. Re:My thoughts: by shepd · · Score: 1

      >You're confusing the OS and the applications

      You're confusing another discussion with this one.

      Well, let me break it down into smaller pieces so its easier to digest (emphasis mine):

      *IF* Microsoft FREELY RELEASED... ...all its products

      Afaik, Microsoft has no quality grep or tar tools. Perhaps they're buried in MSVC (never bothered checking -- although I do know it comes with a horribly broken make, and I think it includes touch), but I'm pretty sure that they aren't of the same caliber as the GNU project's set of tools. As far as most of the UNIX toolset goes (which I would suggest is the basis of why "geeks" like Linux so much -- It sure is why Linus created it), Microsoft has created very little (they couldn't even get FTP [along with many other utilities, such as ping, route, and tracert, IIRC] right, so they had to take that from BSD).

      ...and the open source community fixed everything

      Fixing something does not mean creating something that doesn't exist. If that's how you fix things I'd put forth that you're inventing, not fixing.

      If Microsoft has coded an entire set of UNIX utilities, please point it out to me. While pointing out a Microsoft tar/grep exists (if they do) might make you feel good, I'm still right in principle.

      >You can get grep for Win32. You can get tar for Win32. You can get X support for Win32.

      Sure, you can download cygwin and install third party tools that never touched a Microsoft codebase in their life (if any are GNU I'm sure RMS would love to talk with the cygwin people). But that doesn't count, since we're talking about fixing Microsoft's software here, not GNU/BSD software.

      And yes, that very much was me. I don't take kindly to people as cowardly as that moron. And I certainly don't understand why someone without even a basic understanding of DOS wouldn't at least read slashdot a while and get a feeling for the community. Slashdot doesn't take well to people who can't even use DOS properly, and most certainly doesn't take well to trolls.

      Oh, putting the finishing touches on this post: Inferring my post was stupid when you didn't even bother to read what you're replying to would come under PKB.

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    37. Re:My thoughts: by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      And bitchin' about it on Slashdot really helps solve their security problems doesn't it? "Look everybody, MS has another security problem let's laugh at them (again)."
      MS bugs - expected

      What to do about them - not so expected.
      Whatever makes you think it's the Linux guys constantly pointing and laughing. The only thing that has a chance of causing the holes to be fixed is ridicule. Long, persistent, and annoying ridicule. The image of Microsoft's gopher holes is too good to pass up.

    38. Re:My thoughts: by groomed · · Score: 1

      "Those that give up freedom for security deserve neither", is what your sig says -- but here you are, suggesting that Microsoft curb freedoms (i.e. easy of use) to allow for greater security.

    39. Re:My thoughts: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumb suggestion. If you can't rely on them being there, or working in a certain way, then they might as well not be there at all. Equally I could install Wine. That doesn't make it a solution.

    40. Re:My thoughts: by Jim+the+Anti-Bob · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... let me rephrase...

      M$ is the only org that can view its source code, yet they never seem to find any of these problems on their own - it's always security companies or WhiteHats and they find them on an extraordinarily regular basis.

      How many little bugs like this have been discovered by parties not so eager to publish their findings so M$ can create a fix for it?

      What would happen someone with know-how and malicious intent had 8-or-so new buffer overflows and decided to write a new NIMDA-like concept virus?

      No offense to the security firms and WhiteHats out there, but it doesn't appear to be TOO impossible of a task to find holes in M$' products... that's why I brought up the 'christ, its been here since IE was originally coded' comment - well, that and it indicates that M$ never went back to check the more obscure parts of their OS code (and let's admit it, IE is part of the OS) when Bill 'discovered' security earlier this year.

      Really it's the sheer volume of holes that pisses me off - it says to me that M$ doesn't give a damn about the code they throw together and charge us out the a$$ for because they believe if no one can access the source code they can get away with it...

    41. Re:My thoughts: by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Maybe sysadmins should know this, but Grandma User doesn't

      Yes, I know this. That's why it's troubling. We know there
      will be droves and droves of unpatched systems out there.

      I'm not sure what the solution is for that. Auto-installation
      of patches (as someone has pointed out XP does) has possibilities,
      but it has its own troublesome issues.

      The real problem is that most users know nothing about
      security and care less. I don't think it's reasonable to
      expect that to change soon, either.

      I also did not mean to completely exonerate Microsoft.
      They know and care more about security than a typical
      home user, but they leave something to be desired as
      well. Still, the problem would be difficult even if
      they cared enormously.

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  2. Too damn obvious by CaseyB · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let the "gopher hole" jokes begin.

    1. Re:Too damn obvious by Bob+McCown · · Score: 2, Funny
      OK...

      Here's one

    2. Re:Too damn obvious by garcia · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Dude, he said there would be 6 months before the next security hole was patched!

    3. Re:Too damn obvious by purpledinoz · · Score: 0, Troll

      I hope they plug this Gopher hole real fast.

    4. Re:Too damn obvious by InnereNacht · · Score: 1

      Let me tell you, theres nothing worse than a hostile gopher hole.

    5. Re:Too damn obvious by GrenDel+Fuego · · Score: 1

      Thinking about groundhogs?

    6. Re:Too damn obvious by kesuki · · Score: 4, Funny

      If this proves anything, It proves that you can't trust gophers. It's just like caddyshack all over again... those mangy critters, rooting IE.

    7. Re:Too damn obvious by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 4, Funny
      Is it wednesday already? Time sure flies.

      I didn't expect the next roothole announcement to appear so soon.

    8. Re:Too damn obvious by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Just one question:

      Why the h3ll is anyone motivated to find bugs in IE's gopher protocols?!? It must have been a real slow day at Oy Online Solutions for them to find this.

    9. Re:Too damn obvious by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      Thinking about groundhogs?

      You've never watched Caddyshack, have you?

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    10. Re: Too damn obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL

    11. Re:Too damn obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      gopher://goatse.cx/

    12. Re:Too damn obvious by Wolfier · · Score: 2

      Maybe it has to do with the way the QA in MS test their software? Hm...let's see...this part is fixed...let's just test this part...oh some people reported bug on that part too, so let's test that part as well...

      As a result, the least executed branches contain a large number exploitable bugs. Gopher is just one of them I believe.

    13. Re:Too damn obvious by btellier · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're looking at security research backwards. When I do security audits, particularly closed-source ones, I look at the more "obscure" features first. The benefits to this are numerous:

      - The program's maintainers are less likely to check these portions of code for errors because users don't complain about them as much.

      - The legacy protocols probably contain code from the pre-security awareness days. They're more likely to contain such "new" security concerns as Format String bugs and signed/unsigned conversions.

      - Other people doing audits on the same software have probably been over all the basics many times using automated tools and buffer overflow spamming.

      I know the above post was probably meant as a joke, but the guys above are probably more clever than you think.

    14. Re:Too damn obvious by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

      Your use of the word "h ll" offends me beyond measure. In future please consider using the word "hell" instead.

      graspee

    15. Re:Too damn obvious by mnordstr · · Score: 2

      "It must have been a real slow day at Oy Online Solutions"

      From the web page: "Online Solutions Oy on Jyväskyläläinen tietoturvan asiantuntijayritys." Translated: "Online Solutions Inc. is a small security firm in the middle of the forest, in the middle of nowhere". If they don't try to find some weird bugs like the bug in IE's gopher protocol, they might just as well go outside and shoot a bear to get some excitment in their day...

    16. Re:Too damn obvious by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "Your use of the word "h ll" offends me beyond measure. In future please consider using the word "hell" instead."

      Um, why? Is it an insult in your country or religion?

      Just curious.

  3. Not thursday yet by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1, Funny

    Humm, it's early this week.

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    1. Re:Not thursday yet by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

      I realized my mistake. The PATCHES are thursday. This is only the security flaw announcement

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  4. are there still any gpher severs out there? by g0hare · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I haven't seen one in ages 1st post too

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    1. Re:are there still any gpher severs out there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moderators, the correct moderation for this post is Redundant, not Offtopic. While I don't much like Slashdot's moderation system, fucking learn to use it.

    2. Re:are there still any gpher severs out there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  5. All three gopher links left.. by sphealey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Speaking as a person who used to use gopher quite a bit - how many gopher links are left on the WWW? Three?

    sPh

    1. Re:All three gopher links left.. by linderdm · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree that there may not be many gopher links that look like gopher links, but what stops the malicious from disquising their gopher links to look like regular hrefs?

    2. Re:All three gopher links left.. by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      Of course if all you need to do to take over an IE users computer is run a gopher server and get some hapless schmoe to click on a gopher link you can bet there will be a sudden resurgence in this venerable protocol. I imagine mixing in a link in pornography spam would probably net you quite a few computers. Some of them would almost certainly have useful information.

    3. Re:All three gopher links left.. by shadow303 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Funny you should mention a resurgence. I just found this manifesto of people wanting to revive gopher.
      http://www.scn.org/~bkarger/gopher-manife sto

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    4. Re:All three gopher links left.. by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 2

      1. This is all the evidence Jon Katz needs to prove that Gopher is making a comeback and it's hackers like us who are doing it and we will overthrow the digerati and the ??AA and it could only be possible in a post 9/11 world.

      2. Since gopher's used very rarely, if at all anymore, that's probably why MS hadn't bothered to keep the code up to date. /Gs isn't all it's cracked up to be :(

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    5. Re:All three gopher links left.. by zangdesign · · Score: 2

      What would be the advantages of reviving gopher? I can't think of any.

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    6. Re:All three gopher links left.. by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 5, Informative
      Speaking as a person who used to use gopher quite a bit - how many gopher links are left on the WWW? Three?

      That really isn't the point. It would not take many minutes to put up a gopher server with a Win 32 rootkit as content, and then put an innocent but interesting looking link into a web page ('free live world cup scores' would do nicely just now) with an href pointing to that server, and, ideally, one of those annoying JavaScript scrollers in the browser status display to prevent the user from noticing they're about to click a gopher link, and, hey! That's a few more suckers rooted. It will probably go through most firewalls, too.

      If you (or your organisation) still use Internet Explorer, I would treat this as serious. Change your default IE install to have gopher point to a safe machine of your own; block gopher at your firewall; and, ideally, switch to Opera 6, Netscape 6, or Mozilla as your organisation's default browser.

      This isn't going to be the last security hole found in IE.

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    7. Re:All three gopher links left.. by Zocalo · · Score: 2
      There are over a million Gopher links according to Google. Which, I have to admit, is a few orders of magnitude more than what I was expecting.

      Hmm. Now I'm going all nostalgic for Archie, Veronica and WAIS. Well, maybe not WAIS.

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    8. Re:All three gopher links left.. by kesuki · · Score: 5, Insightful

      nothing... a simple redirect page can force the gopher link to be opened without the user even being asked to click anything. Not to mention javascript. Anything that allows all those pop-up and pop-under ads can just as easily open a gopher link.

    9. Re:All three gopher links left.. by br0ck · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Exactly.. it wouldn't take long for a page that says Download the UT 2003 demo to nuke a bunch of computers. (Where's the demo anyway, dammit, I'm dying to play!)

      As I pointed out yesterday, there's more info about the bug and it's prevention available from Oy Solutions, who found the exploit.

    10. Re:All three gopher links left.. by silicon_synapse · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why does a user need to click on the link? Why not just use a javascript location.href= or whatever to automatically load the link? It's my understanding that Yahoo Profiles still lets you embed javascript in a picture URL. What's to stop someone from creating an automated attack and then getting chatters to check your profile? The possibilites seem endless.

    11. Re:All three gopher links left.. by gosand · · Score: 2
      I agree that there may not be many gopher links that look like gopher links, but what stops the malicious from disquising their gopher links to look like regular hrefs?

      Or better yet, auto-forwarding to them. Throw up a hit page for Google to find, and sit back and wait for the hits. Or spam with the address. It isn't like someone who would exploit this is scrupulous or anything.

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    12. Re:All three gopher links left.. by Cmdr+Taco+(luser) · · Score: 1

      Ummm... it appears that most of those 'gopher link' to which you refer are actually http links that matched your 'gopher://' keyword but were not actual links utilizing the gopher protocol (RFC1436). Repeating the search with -www added yields about 131,000 hits, most of which are still http links.

      The prevalence of active gopher links still appears to be limited.

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    13. Re:All three gopher links left.. by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 3, Interesting
      "I agree that there may not be many gopher links that look like gopher links, but what stops the malicious from disquising their gopher links to look like regular hrefs?"

      <a href="gopher://hostile-link" on mouseover status.text="http://www.friendlysite.com" return true>click here!</a>

      Now my javascript is rusty and I have not tried this ... but you get the idea.

    14. Re:All three gopher links left.. by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 2

      Youll notice in the article that you dont actually have to have a gopher server running. MSIE just has to connect to the trap via a gopher-like URL.

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    15. Re:All three gopher links left.. by pstreck · · Score: 1

      it's going to be in the next outlook virus.. gopher links thru html enabled email..

      got pine?

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    16. Re:All three gopher links left.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this story was all the evidence some troll needed to go off on yet another johnkatz rant. Which is worse?

    17. Re:All three gopher links left.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It is a very light protocol, there was some talk of using it for phones instead of the awful WAP junk

    18. Re:All three gopher links left.. by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

      It's really good? No distraction by all the crap that's infected the www? It's fast and orderly.

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    19. Re:All three gopher links left.. by BlowCat · · Score: 3, Funny
      This reminds me a joke about a sword incompatible with non-certified dragons :-)

      Just because nobody uses something legitimately, it doesn't mean that nobody will use it maliciously.

    20. Re:All three gopher links left.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, they are just matches for the "gopher" keyword.

    21. Re:All three gopher links left.. by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a person who used to use gopher quite a bit - how many gopher links are left on the WWW? Three?

      And how many will there be next week? Three thousand?

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    22. Re:All three gopher links left.. by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      There's one on my web site. Check it out.

      (So much for security by obscurity, huh?)

    23. Re:All three gopher links left.. by DerekTheRed · · Score: 1
      This isn't going to be the last security hole found in IE.

      You know, I figured that the one last week was the last one. I mean, you can't keep having security holes all the time like this, can you? But then this one came out...I'm beginning to think you may be right!

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    24. Re:All three gopher links left.. by julesh · · Score: 1

      Note that if people are downloading (and presumably running) executable code from your site anyway, why bother with an exploit to run your code that will only work if your victim is on IE?

    25. Re:All three gopher links left.. by julesh · · Score: 1

      While blocking gopher at the firewall may work in many cases, a URL of the form gopher://server:80/blah will trick IE into connecting to a gopher server on a non-standard port, which will probably go through most firewalls.

    26. Re:All three gopher links left.. by phayes · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Gopher was a protocol devised to replace FTP. Anyone who has ever taken a look at the protocol FTP uses or set up a firewall knows how crufty FTP is (FTP needs 2 ports, a get implies a connection from the server tu the client, etc).

      Gopher had the advantage of a clean protocol & easy to use clients.

      FTP had the advantage of being widely deployed.

      Had not prettified clients like web browsers come along at the time they did, ftp was doomed, but once the clients were easy enough to use there wasn't enough incentive to replace crufty old FTP.

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    27. Re:All three gopher links left.. by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Interesting point. Microsoft could probably resolve this security issue just by removing gopher support from IE (doubtless easier than fixing the real problem), and almost nobody would care. Anyone who still needs gopher could be advised to go get a freely available gopher client.

      They won't do that, though.

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    28. Re:All three gopher links left.. by xtremex · · Score: 2

      Actually, I've always believed that the gopher protocol was better than WAP for wireless. It offers EVERYTHING WML can offer, plus it's easier to use. Gopher is an exisitng protocol that works perfectly well for Wireless Sites

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    29. Re:All three gopher links left.. by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a person who used to use gopher quite a bit - how many gopher links are left on the WWW? Three?

      I use the gopher protocol all the time - to read mailing list archives. For that purpose, it can't be beat. Of course, I usually use Lynx to do so, but every once in a while I actually use a browser (I even used IE6 on one today).

    30. Re:All three gopher links left.. by jonadab · · Score: 1

      switch to Opera 6, Netscape 6, or Mozilla Don't switch to Netscape 6. It's hopelessly out of date. If you're going to switch to Netscape, at least get Netscape 7.

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    31. Re:All three gopher links left.. by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      "I agree that there may not be many gopher links that look like gopher links, but what stops the malicious from disquising their gopher links to look like regular hrefs?"

      <a href="gopher://hostile-link" on mouseover status.text="http://www.friendlysite.com" return true>click here!</a>

      Mozilla has a fix for that...under "Advanced: Scripts & Windows" in preferences, uncheck "allow webpages to change status bar text." It's also handy for getting rid of the annoying scrolling text that some sites like to put in the status bar. I want to know that a link goes where I want it to go and not to goatse.cx or whatever.

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    32. Re:All three gopher links left.. by kryptobiotic · · Score: 1

      Google ingnores special characters like : and / so your search for "gopher://" includes links to all the little furry critters as well.

    33. Re: All three gopher links left.. by elemental23 · · Score: 2

      But that's ok because someone doing this is going to be targetting IE users, not Mozilla. There is no comparable option in IE.

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    34. Re:All three gopher links left.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, in the sciences there are quite a few. I'm working on a project to update the links on a biodiversity website, and there are quite a few gopher links in it --- at least half a dozen. And this doesn't count the ones I've seen on other sites that weren't in our database. So they *are* out there, though admittedly mostly in the sciences and other sectors that have been online for a bit longer than dad & his iMac. . .

    35. Re:All three gopher links left.. by twoflower · · Score: 2
      2. Since gopher's used very rarely, if at all anymore, that's probably why MS hadn't bothered to keep the code up to date.
      You're missing the point -- the code shouldn't have to be "kept up to date"; it should have been written correctly in the first place.

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    36. Re:All three gopher links left.. by snake_dad · · Score: 4, Funny
      (Where's the demo anyway, dammit, I'm dying to play!)

      You mean you haven't found it yet? It's right here!

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    37. Re:All three gopher links left.. by medscaper · · Score: 1

      This isn't going to be the last security hole found in IE.

      Yes it is. I called Microsoft and asked.

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    38. Re:All three gopher links left.. by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1

      Disabling javascript has always been a good idea, and not just on IE.

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    39. Re:All three gopher links left.. by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Oh please. How much code is written correctly in the first place? The problem is that Microsoft's testing procedures and release policies didn't catch or fix this problem at any point in the last several years (assuming it *is* older code that is at fault here). The further problem is that without public embarrassment and probably a benign exploit or two, MS won't even fix the problem, preferring instead their securityThruObscurity algorithm.

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    40. Re:All three gopher links left.. by caca_phony · · Score: 1
      got pine?

      I know you mean well and all, but pine is only saved from problems like this through lack of functionality. Pine is in fact a poorly designed program from the nice folks who brought you wu-ftpd (the security skeleton in Open Source's closet). Try good old Berkely mail[x] for just reading text or mutt for the fancy stuff.

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    41. Re:All three gopher links left.. by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Using my trusty gopher client to goto gopher.ptloma.edu/v2 and clicking on
      veronica 2 database and robot status gives
      Veronica-2 database statistics as of Wed Jun 5 21:41:25 2002
      The robot is not currently running.
      The robot is presently quiescent, awaiting data for its next search run.
      The last update of the live database was Mon Dec 31 20:38:30 2001.
      This modification time does not reflect any changes made in the search system.
      So far, Veronica-2 has found 7233660 unique and verified selectors,
      generated by 555 unique servers (counting host and port pairs).
      Dave, still using OS/2

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    42. Re:All three gopher links left.. by |<amikaze · · Score: 1

      it appears that slashcode doesn't tell you what protocol the site is using... although it says in the status bar... but what if the status bar was turned off?!?!

    43. Re:All three gopher links left.. by Isofarro · · Score: 1

      Disable ActiveX scripting too, otherwise you'll hit an IFrame with a src of a gopher URL.

  6. Gopher? by TV-SET · · Score: 1

    The fact that this bug was found makes me feel like someone is still using gopher. :) Haven't seen such person in a while myself.

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    1. Re:Gopher? by palfreman · · Score: 1
      Seriously, why is this even newsworthy?

      Yes, its very news worthy. Every cracker and script-kiddie out there is putting gopher links into the sites as we speak. Just because people don't use gopher any more doesn't mean you can't put a link into a webpage.

    2. Re:Gopher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess putting something like

      <img src="gopher://evil...." heigth=1 width=1>
      is enough to exploit this vulnerability

  7. hostile Gopher site? by Fantanicity · · Score: 4, Funny

    "hostile Gopher site"? Ouch ... I think shall wear kevlar underpants while using IE in future.

    1. Re:hostile Gopher site? by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

      Yes, come to my evil, eeeeeevil
      gopher site

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  8. And how's that working for ya? by jimmu · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the article:

    In January, Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates instructed employees to make software security a top priority.

    Yeah, looks like everythings moving full steam ahead on that front.

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    1. Re:And how's that working for ya? by liquidsin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hey, cut them some slack. It only took five months to find a hole in a protocol that nobody's used in...what...seven, eight years? We should have all the IE/Outlook bugs patched up sometime around 2026.

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    2. Re:And how's that working for ya? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, looks like everythings moving full steam ahead on that front.

      Yeah, and "steam" is the operative word here.
      Ever seen a steam locomotive accelerate(sic)?

    3. Re:And how's that working for ya? by dpilot · · Score: 1, Redundant

      They should ask for their money back on that study that claimed that Open Source would open us up to terrorists.

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    4. Re:And how's that working for ya? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, looks like everythings moving full steam ahead on that front.

      You've got to give them some credit. They DID get that punch card security hole fixed last month.

    5. Re:And how's that working for ya? by Rift_Valley · · Score: 1

      Why would they do that when the study said exactly what they paid for it to say?

    6. Re:And how's that working for ya? by archen · · Score: 1

      We should have all the IE/Outlook bugs patched up sometime around 2026.

      But what about the next version?

    7. Re:And how's that working for ya? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You spelled accelerate correctly, but then you went and used sic inappropriately. In Latin, sic means "so" or "thusly". It is used to indicated that a quoted passage is being reproduced exactly, spelling and all. It is not used to indicate spelling mistakes in your own writing - Internet convention is (sp?) or often nothing at all.

    8. Re:And how's that working for ya? by suffocate · · Score: 1

      OMG, this is the funniest comment i've ever read! It's original and hilarious!

    9. Re:And how's that working for ya? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love you.

    10. Re:And how's that working for ya? by whovian · · Score: 1

      This is a good point. From time to time the major companies have abandoned previous implementations of hardware and software. Companies IMO should strike a balance between ensuring their revenue streams, advancing technology, and not alienating their users. Killing gopher from web browsers is waaay overdue.

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    11. Re:And how's that working for ya? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bugs in version 4 will be patched in 2026. Version 6 will take longer to fix.

    12. Re:And how's that working for ya? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that the bug has been found suggests that things are working. If everything were completely silent with no new bugs being found, THEN something would be wrong.

    13. Re:And how's that working for ya? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought sic meant 'Spelling InCorrect'.
      The columns of everything I thought be true are crumbling down around me.

    14. Re:And how's that working for ya? by luteijn · · Score: 1

      It's the first word of a longer sentence, sic transit gloria mundi. An English version could be "Thus passes the glory of mankind". Or maybe something along the lines of "So much for this guy's credibility, he can't even spell his way out of a paper bag".

    15. Re:And how's that working for ya? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, looks like everythings moving full steam ahead on that front.

      Full steam ahead?
      Full stearn ahead surely.

      I can see how it might be possible to confuse the two.

    16. Re:And how's that working for ya? by ehiris · · Score: 2

      Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates

      As Microsoft chairman he should fire the Chief Software Architect.

      Obviously that guy is not up to his job.

    17. Re:And how's that working for ya? by Cuthalion · · Score: 1

      Yes, clearly it's unreasonable for them to ship software with any bugs in it. That chief software architect should have personally looked at each of the 10 million lines of code and formally verified its correctness, and refused to ship the product until he was done. THAT'S a winning strategy.

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    18. Re:And how's that working for ya? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One small detail, was not Microsoft security team that found it in 5 months, was (again) an outsider.

    19. Re:And how's that working for ya? by ehiris · · Score: 2

      Maybe not look through the code personally but the chief software architect isn't capable of getting his software architects to verify that correctness.

  9. ...and yet by rknop · · Score: 2

    And yet, despite regular reports like this, posters on Slashdot keep asking why anybody who "cares about the web" would bother using a browser other than IE, and suggest that somebody who wants to use another browser (and, heavens, support cross-platfrom and cross-platfrom browsers) is a naive moralistic high-horse-rider who needs to wake up and get with the program.

    With the program doesn't look like a very nice place to get to me....

    -Rob

    1. Re:...and yet by Fantanicity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When are the writers of other browsers going to release the documentation proving that the gopher handling code has been security auditted, that sufficient gopher testcases have been built, and that the browser passed all the gopher handling tests?

      The reason there are aren't reports of security holes in gopher code in other browers is that no-one has looked, not that the holes don't exist.

    2. Re:...and yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another Micros**t employee!

    3. Re:...and yet by rikkards · · Score: 1

      I find it funny that RedHat errata can come down the pipe and it never gets a main page posting. I mean sometimes I wonder if Microsoft is being isolated as a target for ridicule
      Granted Microsoft has not always been forthcoming with security alerts but hell even since 98 with WindowsUpdate you can more or less stay on top of these.

      Trying not to get this modded as flamebait

    4. Re:...and yet by Craig+Maloney · · Score: 2
      I think the big difference here is not every single Linux exploit is applicable on all systems. Internet Explorer is on virtually every machine out there. Remember the BIND exploit a while back? That made front page news as well.

      Granted it's more fashionable to laugh when it's Microsoft's code, but Linux isn't beyond reproach as well.

    5. Re:...and yet by jpdbest · · Score: 1

      Granted Microsoft has not always been forthcoming with security alerts but hell even since 98 with WindowsUpdate you can more or less stay on top of these.

      Actually, there's been a lot of discussion on the NTBugTraq mailing list in the last few months about how innadequate windowsupdate is. Most of the problems stem from Microsoft having multiple security and patch sites in addition to windowsupdate which sometimes offer patches not found or listed on the other security pages, windowsupdate included. You can download and install everything listed in windowsupdate, but there may be other hotfixes which you still have to download and install from elsewhere. Here's a link to the original posting by Russ Cooper, NTBugTraq Editor:

      So Windows Update is a dog, now what?

    6. Re:...and yet by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      The reason there are aren't reports of security holes in gopher code in other browers is that no-one has looked, not that the holes don't exist.

      Logic error: Unless you can provide documentation indicating a successful gopher exploit in, say, Opera, all that you can validly say is

      The reason there are aren't reports of security holes in gopher code in other browers is that no-one has looked, not necessarily that the holes don't exist.


      It is logically quite possible that Opera, or Mozilla, or whatever is in fact secure, since we have no evidence to the contrary. Of course, absence of evidence is not evidence of absence ... there might be a hole in Opera, or whatever. But since you're making a positive definite claim -- that such a hole does exist -- the burden of proof is on you.
    7. Re:...and yet by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Granted Microsoft has not always been forthcoming with security alerts but hell even since 98 with WindowsUpdate you can more or less stay on top of these.

      Sure, when Microsoft finally gets around to releasing a patch. They've known about this explot for nearly three weeks. I disbelieve that mozilla, for example, would leave it in place this long.
    8. Re:...and yet by Fantanicity · · Score: 1

      When it comes to security, getting root access to your machine in this case, many people would feel safer if the burden of proof was on the browser writer (MS included).

      Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could say "we're not using IE until you prove it is safe" rather than you saying "it is safe to use browser X until someone proves it isn't"

    9. Re:...and yet by Nehemiah+S. · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as "provably safe". There is only "provably unsafe", and "not yet proven unsafe".

      Of course, you'll have a much easier time proving mozilla is unsafe than you will proving IE is unsafe, since you can look at the code and find holes. Since it hasn't been done, I'm forced to assume it is safer than IE. Go ahead, prove me wrong, I'll give you a cookie.

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    10. Re:...and yet by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      And also take into account the huge amount of software which comes with a recent version of redhat, Compared to the number of vulnerabilities being discovered.
      Compared to the amount of vulnerabilities being discovered in a SINGLE (by their own definition) microsoft product, redhat starts to look pretty secure.

      I group windows, media player and ie together as a single product because that`s what microsoft claims they are.

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  10. New MS Hacker Slogan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Where do you want to gopher today?"

    1. Re:New MS Hacker Slogan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What will your data gopher?

    2. Re:New MS Hacker Slogan by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      What will your data gopher?
      Where will your data gopher today?

    3. Re:New MS Hacker Slogan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably gopher a few $$ on Ebay.

  11. ObCaddyshack: by kafka93 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think."

    1. Re:ObCaddyshack: by fdisk3hs · · Score: 1

      'It's in the hole! It's in the hole...'

      :)

    2. Re:ObCaddyshack: by grytpype · · Score: 2

      "See your future. Be your future. May... make... make it your future. I'm a veg, Danny."

      --

      - Have a picture

  12. Thank God by Wind_Walker · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I'm just happy that it doesn't crash the browser when you click on a Dancing Hampsters.

    1. Re:Thank God by shadowlight1 · · Score: 1

      You mean Hampsterdance.com, my friend. And please don't forget about our friend the Naked Dancing Llama.

  13. And we all know by TheDick · · Score: 1, Funny

    How damn common those gopher links are, I click on hundreds per day, whatever am I going to do?

    Use Archie!

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    1. Re:And we all know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And we all know How damn common those gopher links are, I click on hundreds per day, whatever am I going to do?

      Alright genious. How about if I set up a gopher server and send you a disguised link for turtle porn? I'm sure you'd be all over that link, and likewise, I'll have your r00t.

      Dumbass.

    2. Re:And we all know by CaseyB · · Score: 2
      Use Archie!

      Archie was for FTP. The Gopher equivalent was Veronica.

    3. Re:And we all know by TheDick · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Damn being in the 3rd grade when this stuff was actually useful.

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    4. Re:And we all know by V.+Mole · · Score: 2

      You don't have to click. All the cracker need do is force a redirect to a "gopher" site via HTTP or Javascript or whatever. And it doesn't have to be a real gopher site, just a server that injects the exploit.

    5. Re:And we all know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what you mean...

      I gopher this and I gopher that all the time!

  14. Honestly.... by qurob · · Score: 1


    Who the hell uses Gopher anymore, especialy 'doze newbies?

  15. ...on an almost regular basis by LISNews · · Score: 1

    "After being embarrassed on an almost regular basis by security flaws in its products -- including a debilitating problem found in its latest Windows XP operating system just days after its release -- Microsoft began a companywide training program on security issues earlier this year."

    D'Oh!

  16. more holes by lokor · · Score: 1

    I can see thrue IE

    --
    every thing burns, all you have to do is make the fire hotter
  17. On a vaguely related note by Echemus · · Score: 1

    What has happened to gopher?
    Is there still a large number of gopher sites out there or has it really died a death having succumb to the "world wide web"?

    I suppose it is why the bug wasn't discovered before. 90% of current Internet users probably never used gopher or have even heard of it.

    1. Re:On a vaguely related note by Quixotic+Raindrop · · Score: 1

      Actually, a lot of sites are still using gopher, in particular education, library, and government sites that simply make gopher:// accessible through an html file. I have run across a number of them while doing various kinds of academic research.

      Sure, it's not as prevelant now as it was in 1991, but it still provides access to a fair amount of 'Net-accessible information.

      --
      Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. (Einstein)
  18. well you can't expect... by arson1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well you can't expect Microsoft to keep up with all these new technologies and formats!

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    1. Re:well you can't expect... by Angry+Black+Man · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Actually, the Gopher protocol is quite old. If my memory serves correctly, it originated in the late 80's and was actually a predessescor (fuck it) to HTTP, which is the current protocal in use.

      Of course, anything bashing MS's inability to keep up with new technology would get modded up here... Good job idiot crack-whore mods. Its not even new technology.

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    2. Re:well you can't expect... by Jobe_br · · Score: 1

      I believe the poster was being sarcastic .. which is why the "idiot crack-whore mods" marked it as "Funny"

    3. Re:well you can't expect... by SethJohnson · · Score: 2, Funny


      You have a strong understanding of the obvious, but a weak sense for sarcasm. Congratulations. You'll probably be promoted into management.
    4. Re:well you can't expect... by arson1 · · Score: 2

      I'm aware, somehow my sarcasm escaped you. Gopher was developed at the U of Minnesota, thus the name Gopher (the school's mascot).

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      Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
  19. Wow... by TweeKinDaBahx · · Score: 2, Troll

    ...I can only imagine how someone found this one.

    However dangerous this hole may be, there are a few reasons why it probably won't create an end of the world scenario, most imporatant of these that gopher is absolutly archaic. I personally havn't seen a gopher server since 1996 (at MIT).

    Second, as always, Microsoft will have a patch out fairly quickly, which is more that can be said for mozilla half of the time...

    *Ducks and covers due to flying penguins*

    1. Re:Wow... by kafka93 · · Score: 1

      All it takes is for someone to set up a dodgy gopher server to exploit the problem, send out a few thousand emails (or include a link or whatnot in an otherwise harmless outlook email virus, etc.) for this to become rather more of an issue.

      Think of an "I love you" variant - "click on this link to pick up your card!", for example - and the problem quickly becomes larger.

    2. Re:Wow... by TweeKinDaBahx · · Score: 1

      This is true, but I was just trying to make a point.

      The guy who found this hole needs to go outside DURING THE DAY!

      AND TAKE A SHOWER

    3. Re:Wow... by jaseuk · · Score: 1

      Its a URL buffer overflow.. No gopher server is required.

      Jason

    4. Re:Wow... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      If he lives anywhere near me (same hemisphere) I would recommend that he not go outside to take a shower. It's probably illegal, and it is very likely that some innocent bystander could get hurt.

    5. Re:Wow... by Gerv · · Score: 5, Insightful

      most imporatant of these that gopher is absolutly archaic.

      <script>
      document.location.replace("gopher://ev il.gopherser ver.com:7000/buffer_overflow/");
      </script>

      Second, as always, Microsoft will have a patch out fairly quickly, which is more that can be said for mozilla half of the time...

      I'm amazed at how you split one security hole (XMLHTTPRequest) in two to make a "half the time"... :-)

      Incidentally, the patch for XMLHTTPRequest was in nightly builds within 48 hours of the bug report, and in the next milestone within about a week. In contrast, there are currently 17 unpatched holes in IE. What was that you were saying about "quickly"?

      Gerv

    6. Re:Wow... by thesolo · · Score: 1, Redundant

      most imporatant of these that gopher is absolutly archaic. I personally havn't seen a gopher server since 1996 (at MIT).

      Had you read the article, you do not need to have a Gopher server running. It is a URL buffer overflow in the Gopher protocol.

      Second, as always, Microsoft will have a patch out fairly quickly

      Again, had you read the article, you'd see that MS was informed of this back in May. I would hardly consider 3-4 weeks for a critical patch to be "fairly quickly". I would consider that to be atrociously slow. We are talking about full-on compromise of a system just by clicking a link. 3-4 weeks is NOT acceptable.

      Oh, and as for your comment about Mozilla, the Moz team had the last critical security error patched in less than 24 hours.

    7. Re:Wow... by xercist · · Score: 2

      Yes it does. I just did. *shrug*

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      grep "xercist" /dev/random ...you'll find me in there someday
    8. Re:Wow... by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1

      Dont forget, Microsoft was probably notified about this weeks ago. Microsoft has a way of getting a bug fixed soon after it's public, but never before.

      --
      "And we have seen and do testify that the Father sent the Son to be the Savior of the World"
      1 John 4:14
    9. Re:Wow... by slamb · · Score: 2
      Had you read the article, you do not need to have a Gopher server running. It is a URL buffer overflow in the Gopher protocol.

      No, the article doesn't say that. And from the bugtraq posting:

      The attack can be launched via a web page or an HTML mail message which redirect the user to a malicious gopher server when the victim views them. The server can be very minimal, ie. a program that can listen on a TCP port and write a block of data; a fully operational gopher server isn't necessary in order to carry out the attack.

      So it seems it is a buffer overflow in handling responses from gopher servers, not in the gopher URL. And they propose the workaround mentioned here of setting a proxy server for gopher that can never be accessed (localhost:someunusedtcpport).

    10. Re:Wow... by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Could be a way to increase the gopher servers in internet. Imagine a worm that send an html mail message with a gopher link to the sender machine, and that link download and install a gopher server in the new infected machine.

      Soon will be more gopher servers than http servers in internet

    11. Re:Wow... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Right, the _exploiter_ has to have something listening for gopher connections, but the _exploitee_ (i.e., the user being rooted) only has to click on a link or visit a site that happens to be malicious.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    12. Re:Wow... by slamb · · Score: 2
      Right, the _exploiter_ has to have something listening for gopher connections, but the _exploitee_ (i.e., the user being rooted) only has to click on a link or visit a site that happens to be malicious.

      No, you misunderstood. The connection must actually be completed for the exploit to work. That is the key distinction here, between a buffer overflow in the URL handling and a buffer overflow in interpreting replies from the gopher server. That is why the proxy workaround is successful.

  20. kids these days by Jacer · · Score: 1

    i've no clue what gopher is...........however i'd thank you kindly to stay away from MY gopher hole!

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  21. The remedy by sh0rtie · · Score: 5, Informative

    To protect from potential exploiting, you can temporarily disable the gopher
    protocol like this:

    Go to Tools -> Internet options -> Connections. Click on "LAN settings".
    Check "Use a proxy server for your LAN". Click on "Advanced...".

    Go to the Gopher text field
    and enter "localhost", and "1" in the port field. This will stop Internet
    Explorer from showing and processing any gopher pages.

    this will protect you for now, at least until M$ pull their finger out

    1. Re:The remedy by indiigo · · Score: 1, Insightful

      better yet just block port 70 on the firewall. Noone uses it anymore. This is one protocol that is deader than a doornail, and the solution takes a firewall admin probably less than a minute.

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    2. Re:The remedy by slamb · · Score: 2
      better yet just block port 70 on the firewall.

      That won't help. The port can be specified in the URL. Haven't you seen links like <a href="gopher://nowhere.com:79/bob">finger bob@nowhere.com</a> before? (An old trick - using the gopher support for finger instead.)

    3. Re:The remedy by Grax · · Score: 2

      The original notification of the security flaw includes the above, perfectly workable fix. I find it irresponsible that the news organizations that I have seen, CNN and Yahoo, reproduce news of the flaw without including the working workaround.

    4. Re:The remedy by crimoid · · Score: 2

      Of course this "workaround" does nothing to fix the problem. Instead it just cripples IE's ability to use gopher.

    5. Re:The remedy by Grax · · Score: 2

      I don't see the problem. Most of CNN's readership have no clue what gopher even is and have never been to a gopher:// link.

  22. fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so where's an exploit?

  23. Yay I'M SAFE! by ramdac · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't have a root user...this must mean my M$ machine is perfectly safe!?

    1. Re:Yay I'M SAFE! by Kizzle · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thats what sucks about windows, you can't say that you rooted some one. Saying "I AMINISTRATORED YOU!" just doesnt sound cool.

    2. Re:Yay I'M SAFE! by zulux · · Score: 5, Funny

      The best thing about Windows?

      It forced me to learn to spell 'administrator.'

      Kinda like how FTP forced me to learn to spell 'anonymous.'

      Or somthing.

      --

      Moneyed corporations, non-working 'poor' and criminal prisoners are turning productive citizens into tax-slaves.

    3. Re:Yay I'M SAFE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn Trators!

    4. Re:Yay I'M SAFE! by spongman · · Score: 2

      you can use the 'ftp' user instead of 'anonymous'

    5. Re:Yay I'M SAFE! by aoven · · Score: 1

      Thats what sucks about windows, you can't say that you rooted some one.

      It is possible to rename the administrator account to anything else (even root)... =)

    6. Re:Yay I'M SAFE! by mithras+the+prophet · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah, but it's not such an accomplishment to learn to spell 'ftp', is it?

      "Uh, wait, pronounce it again? efteepee? Howz that spelled?"
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    7. Re:Yay I'M SAFE! by cscx · · Score: 2

      I have a linux-type friend who renamed 'Administrator' to 'root' on his NT box cause he couldn't remember how to spell it... :o)

    8. Re:Yay I'M SAFE! by LiKeAcAt · · Score: 1

      ...You'll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek. *I'LL* take FAMOUS TITTIES for $400... DOLLY PARTON!

  24. Gopher? by salsashrk · · Score: 1

    Due to the currently proliferation of gopher sites still left on the internet, this could be the death knell for Microsoft!!

    Seriously, why is this even newsworthy? It's like bitching that the Titanic might need the watertight compartment partitions to extend a little higher than E-Deck in the future..

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  25. Stats, anyone? by DesScorp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Has anyone ever tried to compile stats on security holes in browsers? What I'd like to see is a comparison of browsers in this case, with each version listed with the various vulnerabilities found? Obviously, IE is going to come out on top here, but I'd be interested to see such a list anyway. I've looked around the SANS site and didn't see anything like that. I'd even settle for a short summary. Something like IE has X amount of holes, Netscape has Y amount of holes, Opera has Z amount, and so on.

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    1. Re:Stats, anyone? by sh0rtie · · Score: 5, Informative


      Yep this site specialises in just that
      Here

      also George Guninski does some research here
      Here

      and Mr Malware
      Here

    2. Re:Stats, anyone? by InfiniteVoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There is no way these type of statistics are going to be accurate.

      First, there's the question of what constitutes a security hole. some might say allowing rampant JavaScript popups is a security hole. Others might require that binary code actually be executed on the machine, or that the HD is modified.

      Second, the number of security holes found, in the case of closed-source browsers, is the number of security holes that its company wants to bother telling you about. It's entirely possible that there are hundreds of security holes in IE that MS knows about and hasn't divulged. Maybe they were quietly fixed in previous IE patches. Maybe they're left unfixed so MS can look like it's making speedy repairs when someone finally finds the bug on their own and tells the press. Again, there's no way of knowing how many of the bugs are being reported.

      Finally, the number of security holes found may correlate strongly with how insecure a browser is. But it could also be that said browser is just used more. Or its code is readable, so such bugs can be found. Or it is actively being developed by coders who care about security. Or no one uses the browser and it's insecure as hell but nobody cares.

      Too many variables. Any study on the number of security holes known is only going to tell you one thing: the number of security holes *known*.

    3. Re:Stats, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well its all retarded because when you have 90% of the borwser market you make a bigger target. If netscape was the dominant browser slashdot would be anti netscape and pro IE, and everyone would make a big deal about the security holes in Netscape.....ppl around here are so hypocritical.

    4. Re:Stats, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of those rare instances where a reply gets a higher rating than it's mastah parent. I bow before you.

    5. Re:Stats, anyone? by mtrupe · · Score: 1

      This would only be true if Netscape was led by the world's richest dork. Ppl around here hate wealth and capitalism. Well, most of them anyway. Then they grow up...

    6. Re:Stats, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.searchengineworld.com/opera/faceoff.htm

      great comparison between Opera, Moz, and IE. My favorite qoute:

      "Mozilla and Opera enjoy a deeply loyal and active user base. MS on the other hand is involved in court cases. We believe that there are few companies on the planet today are more despised than Microsoft by its own customers."

    7. Re:Stats, anyone? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Netscape WAS the dominant browser, but comparatively few vulnerabilities were found in it.. sure there were a few, but not as many as ie has. look at jscript.dk/unpatched - 17 outstanding unpatched vulnerabilities which are PUBLICLY KNOWN. Not to mention whatever vulnerabilities blackhats might have found and not disclosed to anyone.

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    8. Re:Stats, anyone? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      This comparison seems to be heavily biased towards opera however. A lot of the comparisons are unfair especially against mozilla, for instance they often accuse mozilla of being propriatory.. when in reality it is far less propriatory and more customizeable than opera. Things such as the "1 click to stop image loading" are also possible in mozilla with appropriate configuration.

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  26. Or... by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't use IE!

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    You're using her as bait, Master!

    1. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad that I have to use MSIE at work - I'm sure I'm not the only one who has to, either.

    2. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we know, thanks.

      (Don't want to discourage the little fellah.)

    3. Re:Or... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "Don't use IE!"

      I wish it was that simple. There are hordes of people out there who have jobs where if they install anything on their work computer they will get in trouble.

      I am one of these people. I have no choice but to use MSIE and Outlook on NT at work.

      I feel so dirty.

      And thus the previous comments about blocking gopher are important to many.

    4. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Might I recommend emailing your boss with the current lists of IE holes? I did, and guess what I'm now allowed to browse the internet with? Mozilla.

    5. Re:Or... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "Might I recommend emailing your boss with the current lists of IE holes? I did, and guess what I'm now allowed to browse the internet with? Mozilla."

      I already went through all of that with my manager and the sentiments are similar throughout my department.

      The company is work for is huge ($billions in assets, thousands of employees) and there are support contracts which complicate matters immensely. I only wish it was as simple as you describe.

    6. Re:Or... by SethJohnson · · Score: 4, Funny


      I think it is then your responsibility to intentionally fall victim to every IE / Outlook exploit that comes around. Make your suffering public within the company. Demonstrate how your productivity is reduced due to the draconian browser and mail client policies of your company. After repeated episodes of the IT crew re-imaging your machine, perhaps they'll reconsider.
    7. Re:Or... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "I think it is then your responsibility to intentionally fall victim to every IE / Outlook exploit that comes around. Make your suffering public within the company. Demonstrate how your productivity is reduced due to the draconian browser and mail client policies of your company. After repeated episodes of the IT crew re-imaging your machine, perhaps they'll reconsider."

      I am a computer engineering student who was hired for computer programming skill. That's not supposed to happen to me. But I do understand your point. At least this is co-op ... I will only be working like this for the next few months.

      And yes, I have explained to the management about the fire they are playing with. There are honestly FAR bigger company issues right now. I don't want to identify my employer (it's not MSFT) but if you lived in the area we are in, you would agree that this is a small fry issue.

    8. Re:Or... by mobiGeek · · Score: 2
      I wish it was that simple. There are hordes of people out there who have jobs where if they install anything...

      ...it automatically installs IE.

      They're called "MS-Windows developers"....

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      ...Beware the IDEs of Microsoft...

    9. Re:Or... by blueskies · · Score: 1

      I thought this was a great idea, but then i remembered the inflexibility of bureacracies. More than likely the company would either come up with policies banning internet browsing or force users to use a set of shared computers for any internet browsing. Anything to combat the symptoms of the problem. ;)

    10. Re:Or... by rcs1000 · · Score: 2

      The problem is that they might reconsider employing you: after all, it takes a rare skill to bring your machine down on a regular basis!

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      --- My dad's political betting
    11. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't be silly. there are millions of business users who use IE. how many of them will probably have their "productivity reduced" because of this exploit? none.

      the reason that the slash dotters will never have their open source utopia is because of this obvious glaring anti-ms bias (sorry, its M$ isnt it d00dz?) gets in the way of common sense.

      i work for a fortune 100 company that still uses ie 5.0 as the standard supported browser. keeping thousands upon thousands of desktops up to date is a very expensive task, and each of these machines can probably be exploited 100s of ways easliy. don't forget the companies are all about making MONEY. if it cost too much to maintain IE on the desktop, companies just wouldnt do it.

      this hole will not get repaired on the vast majority of desktops, and there will be very little, if any, fallout from it.

      but you go ahead and whine to your boss about how IE is "reducing your productivity." if you worked for me and bothered me with that kind of crap, you'd be reducing my productivity!

    12. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are hordes of people out there who have jobs where if they install anything on their work computer they will get in trouble.

      I am one of these people.


      then quit. the only thing more disgusting than this sort of demeaning policy are the people who just accept it.

    13. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't be whining. I would be calling the help desk describing the symptoms of the . My coworkers would also be calling. My boss would be whining about why his department can't get anything done because the members of the team can't send e-mail because the server is flooded. If you really work in the capacity that you're describing, you haven't been there long enough to see your company crippled by things like melissa.

    14. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, i "really" work in the capacity described, and yes, we did get hit my melissa. this issue is no melissa. let's say that really nasty worms like melissa that have a major affect on productivity twice a year. while a major pain in the ass, the cost of dealing with it is less than the cost of retraining thousands of users on a new mail client and browser. yes, people would have to be trained to use a new browser. not to mention flushing away millions of dollars spent on licensing.

      calling the helpdesk and whining...and it IS whining, about using MS products is obviously transparent. you dont like microsoft as a company and dont want to use their products. a minor security revelation such as this gopher thing is a excuse to forward your agenda. and a help desk person is not going to care no have the say so to make a change anyways.

      sometimes i wonder if anyone posting here has a real job.

    15. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      again, people will start hearing your cause more if you spoke in terms of realities. most of these vulnerabilities do NOT bring down machines on a regular basis. this one almost certainly will not.

      people who make decisions on what products to use throughout their enterprise are not morons. they are making business decisions and have other concerns others than you not liking microsoft.

    16. Re:Or... by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      The company is work for is huge ($billions in assets, thousands of employees) and there are support contracts which complicate matters immensely.
      The question is whose neck is on the chopping block when (unless you believe there is no one both evil and intelligent in the world) something actually damaging hits. Remember Melissa? Melissa was nice.

    17. Re:Or... by cscx · · Score: 2

      Of course, since Mozilla (nor NS6 for that matter) doesn't correctly support some proxy auto-configs, you could be SOL.

    18. Re:Or... by Dahan · · Score: 2
      sometimes i wonder if anyone posting here has a real job.

      I was wondering the same thing about you, actually.

    19. Re:Or... by SethJohnson · · Score: 2


      When the fuck did anyone train your users in IE? Why will they need to be retrained?

      And licensing? Since when did any other browsers require licensing fees?

      Of course the help desk tard isn't going to have any decision making power over whether to switch the company to another browser, etc. I'm not encouraging people to call up the help desk and tell that person to switch the company. I'm simply encouraging people to stumble over this exploit and call the help desk to get their computers repaired from the damage done. If the help desk is tied up with enough IE security headaches, then the real phbs (pointy-haired-bosses) will take notice and perhaps listen to that one pasty-skinned guy with long hair who keeps suggesting at meetings that the company ween itself away from the Microsoft tax.

  27. Other remedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Press alt+F4 whenever the IE splash screen comes up.

    1. Re:Other remedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and when was the last time you saw the ie splash screen on windows, you goddamned dumbass?

    2. Re:Other remedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whenever it starts in win95, dumbfuck

    3. Re:Other remedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that would be what, 7 years ago now? Fucktard.

    4. Re:Other remedy by zsmooth · · Score: 1

      Mr. Coward is seeming especially schizophrenic today...

    5. Re:Other remedy by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

      Schizophrenia is not what you think it is.
      What you are thinking of is Multiple Personality Disorder.

      graspee

    6. Re:Other remedy by zsmooth · · Score: 1

      Yes I know, but 'schizophrenia' sounded much funnier. Which was the point.

    7. Re:Other remedy by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

      With even people who know the definitions of words misusing them for the benefit of people who don't, what hope for the English language, the human race ?

      graspee

    8. Re:Other remedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what hope for the human race if everyone was as humorless as you? It was a joke, and a pretty funny one at that. It's too bad /.'ers are so freaking anal retentive they can't just chuckle and move on every once in awhile.

    9. Re:Other remedy by cheezedawg · · Score: 1

      Multiple Personality Disorder is not what YOU think it is. You might want to get your terminology straight before you try to slam somebody for a harmless (and pretty funny) joke. Multiple Personality Disorder doesn't even exist. What you are thinking of is Dissociative Identity Disorder. And both dissociative identity disorder and schizophrenia work for the joke.

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    10. Re:Other remedy by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

      1) I didn't exactly "slam" the poster, I merely offered information, which the poster agreed was correct.

      2) It's a while since I did my Psychology degree, so I had to recheck the DSM-IIIR, but I was in fact right, and the code 300.14 is given to "Multiple Personality Disorder".

      3) " both dissociative identity disorder and schizophrenia work for the joke." Haha, jokes about debilitating mental illnesses- I'm really laughing.

      graspee

    11. Re:Other remedy by cheezedawg · · Score: 1

      1) I guess I misread your post- you seemed a little hostile. Sorry.

      2) Multiple Personality Disorder was dropped in DSM-IV. There is still a lot of debate about whether it is a real disorder- most of Europe discounts it as fiction. If it is real, it is extremely rare - Norman Bates excluded of course :)

      3) I didnt think the joke was in bad taste, but then again I am not schizophrenic.

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  28. **Sigh...** by TweeKinDaBahx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most of the other browsers have security holes found in them from time to time as well, but most of the kind crackers out there seems to take a diabolical pleasure in focusing on IE (and since it's one of the core technologies of it, Windows...). If people spent as much time trying to break many of the other Browsers out there, I'm sure they would find they're all their own brand of swiss cheese.

    No software is rock solid, even when it's written to be. There's always a european teenager with way too much time on their hands just waiting to turn you Titanium fortress into a window screen...

    1. Re:**Sigh...** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      european? Don't all teenage crackers come from Canada?

    2. Re:**Sigh...** by belbo · · Score: 2

      You don't think that a 90% market share comes with a special obligation and responsibility, then?

      b.

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    3. Re:**Sigh...** by Albanach · · Score: 1

      well, perhaps. As you say faults will turn up in other software, but two points. 1. IE is an integral part of windows. As we all know, you can't uninstall it. 2. With an open source browser you don't have to wait for Microsoft to decide when and indeed if a browser upgrade is necessary.

    4. Re:**Sigh...** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that is THE reason for many choices that avoid Microsoft products.
      Whenever you choose or market a Microsoft product you are just acting like Microsoft, conveniently !

    5. Re:**Sigh...** by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that they're all from Germany or Scandinavia.

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    6. Re:**Sigh...** by TweeKinDaBahx · · Score: 1

      But with open source, it takes the will of some charitable indivdual to fix it. At M$ they have a team of 500 code monkeys working on it ASAP...

      Makes me wonder how holes get in there in the first place with that many people working for them...

    7. Re:**Sigh...** by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Insightful
      No software is rock solid, even when it's written to be


      Perhaps so, but avoiding buffer overflows isn't rocket science. It's a simple matter of bounds checking. There's really no excuse.

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    8. Re:**Sigh...** by julesh · · Score: 2, Informative
      Most of the other browsers have security holes found in them from time to time as well, but most of the kind crackers out there seems to take a diabolical pleasure in focusing on IE (and since it's one of the core technologies of it, Windows...). If people spent as much time trying to break many of the other Browsers out there, I'm sure they would find they're all their own brand of swiss cheese.

      If you read any of the security mailing lists you will find that probably about half of the IE holes we've seen over the last few years were discovered by Georgi Guninski. Georgi has also researched other browsers, as you will see from his site. He just hasn't found as many holes in the others.

      OK, so IE gets the focus from most people. But just because its in the centre of attention doesn't mean it doesn't actually have more problems than the rest of them...

    9. Re:**Sigh...** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called the realities of software engineering and sales. Even if the security hole is wide enough to drive a truck through, if the product manager(s) think that it's too obscure or that no one will care or "Oh, it's just another Microsoft Bug..." they'll put it off in favor of other feature improvements, deadlines or schedules.

      One of the problems posed by security issues is that security exploits don't follow a set project schedule. You can be in the middle of going gold and get notice of an exploit that brings a server to its knees. Guess how likely it is that someone's going to halt the rollout schedule to patch the binaries.

    10. Re:**Sigh...** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > But with open source, it takes the will of some charitable indivdual to fix it. At M$ they have a team of 500 code monkeys working on it ASAP...

      Not "ASAP"; "ASATheCompanyDecidesToDoSo". MS may decide not to work on a particular hole if it pulls too many programmers off another program they consider more critical.

      Those open source 'charitable individuals' usually act very quickly out of enlightened self-interest, which often has a different outcome than a corporation's self-interest.

    11. Re:**Sigh...** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes me wonder how holes get in there in the first place with that many people working for them...

      cause you don't know shit about software

    12. Re:**Sigh...** by Isofarro · · Score: 1

      At M$ they have a team of 500 code monkeys working on it

      And they'll probably ignore the complete works of Shakespeare when its produced by bitching how it doesn't compile.

  29. Very funny. by Ted+Maul · · Score: 1

    The sad thing is, so much stuff doesn't work on NT/2000/XP if you're not a local admin. How many apps out there feel the need to store their stuff in HKLM? Crap really.

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    1. Re:Very funny. by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      I agree. This is just criminal on software makers part to say something is 2K compatible, but obviously never tested at the non-admin level. I tried having my wife's account in the "power users" level (just so there were certain things she wouldn't inadvertently do) and I got tired of stuff not working correctly and eventually put 'em in the admin.

      I went round and round with a scanner manufacturer (agfa, anyone?), finally the POS scanner broke and I bought a new one. I actually did a security audit on registry and this is exactly what they were doing. I emailed the info to tech support, told them to please send to their developers. Never did hear anything. What morons are programming this stuff? Who QA's it? I mean, are they not capable of creating an account that isn't an admin? Biz software is fairly good at this (because at your office, you probably not an admin of the box), but home software is bad. Really bad.

    2. Re:Very funny. by cperciva · · Score: 2

      The sad thing is, so much stuff doesn't work on NT/2000/XP if you're not a local admin.

      Really? I've been using W2K since beta 3 came out, and the only thing I haven't been able to do as a normal user is run Windows Update. (And I'm not exactly complaining about that.)

    3. Re:Very funny. by ahde · · Score: 2

      There are some things that don't require Admin access, but I'd say installing hardware drivers should.

    4. Re:Very funny. by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      I agree, but I wasn't very clear. This was just USING the software. It flat out wouldn't work without admin access.

      Actually, I've ran across some stuff that has the opposite problem of putting stuff in HKLM section. It ONLY put it in the current user. IMHO, a product shouldn't be able to say it is nt/2k/xp compatible without giving you the option of installing for the current user only or ANY user of that machine. Sometimes you have to run the install twice or more (once for each user), overwriting files, just to insure everyone gets the registry entries.

    5. Re:Very funny. by cscx · · Score: 2

      tried having my wife's account in the "power users" level (just so there were certain things she wouldn't inadvertently do)

      Wow. You've taken the BOFH persona to a new level...

  30. Sadlly... by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 2

    segfault.org is temporarily out of busines or it'll be a good time for an "arcticle" in the lines of "no IE security flaws found this week".

    now seriously, this is getting anoying. since I started to rely on mozilla only (or since I ditched netscape 4.x for good) some 6 months ago I saw only ONE serious security flaw reported on it and it was corected in a week or so. but with IE we have at least 2 anoucements a month. this is getting so frequent I'm here asking /. to only publish news about IE when the head line is someting in the lines of the segfault.org's style headline above. It'd save a lot in terms of my patience and bandwidht.

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    1. Re:Sadlly... by nirvdrum · · Score: 1

      You don't think that this is due to any sort of bias do you? Do you really think that /. would report on the 462 new bugs filed for Mozilla this week (according to bugzilla at least)? Take for granted, not all are security, but surely some are. What about the one (don't think it was fixed until RC2, but I never really cared) that allowed arbitrary file writing that existed in all versions up to and including RC1 or something (which btw sucked for the debian freeze -- i haven't apt upgraded in a week or so, but i had one system still with 0.9 and the other with RC1)

      In any case, what you're seeing is an illusion. Hype up IE security flaws (is this even newsworthy -- btw read my post the other day about how /. just keeps posting submissions from the freshmeat link bar), and ignore the Konqueror or Mozilla, or anything non-IE ones.

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    2. Re:Sadlly... by davmct · · Score: 1

      if you're so worried about your bandwidth, then why did you click through and post? you could've deduced from the front page that this would have taken 100K or so to download all 250+ comments. Sorry, I'm probably adding .0002 cents to your bandwidth problem. maybe you should stop surfing slashdot, save your money and buy a plane ticket out of Bora Bora and hook up a fat T-1 to your door.

    3. Re:Sadlly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You don't think that this is due to any sort of bias do you? Do you really think that /. would report on the 462 new bugs filed for Mozilla this week (according to bugzilla at least)? Take for granted, not all are security, but surely some are.

      No, not all 462; the security-related ones, though, do get attention because their - doh! - security-related.

      You don't see notices here of ordinary IE bugs, either, just the security-related ones.

    4. Re:Sadlly... by vsavkin · · Score: 1

      How a T1 can be fat? Surely you meant OC-192.

  31. Slipping off the treadmill by babbage · · Score: 2
    The last gopher server I used to visit regularly shut down something like three years ago. As far as I know -- no, I haven't checked -- there are no active gopher servers anymore.

    And Microsoft is just getting around to hunting down security holes *now*? What does this say about more current protocols?

    I predict that by 2005, they'll start looking for holes in SOAP )

  32. Internet Sieve by lionchild · · Score: 1

    At what point do we shift the name of a product like this from Explorer to Sieve? How many previous 'security holes' have there been?

    MS is starting to look more and more like the little boy whose plugging the leaks in the dike with their fingers.

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  33. CaddyShack by tswinzig · · Score: 2

    Sandy: "I want you to kill all the gophers on this course."

    Spackler: "Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they'll lock me up and throw away the key."

    Sandy: "The GOPHERS, man! Kill all the GOPHERS!"

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    "And like that ... he's gone."
    1. Re:CaddyShack by curtoid · · Score: 1

      Don't worry about theses wires on your gopher link, those are "doctor's orders" heh. heh.

  34. New Product: Microsoft Door by Ghengis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Keep the burglars out of your house with the new Microsoft Door. Complete with not dead-bolts, but tape, yes TAPE to keep it locked. Also, we've reached an all new level of user friendliness with the omission of door-knobs!!!

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  35. When was the last time... by istartedi · · Score: 2

    ...anybody clicked on a gopher link?

    If there isn't a patch yet, or if MSFT says you gotta have IE6 or something, easiest thing to do is just block gopher. What is the gopher port anyway?

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    1. Re:When was the last time... by Permission+Denied · · Score: 2
      gopher is 70/tcp according to assigned numbers, but all the gopher links I still see around (I know of three or four - not joking) run on non-standard ports.

      One fun thing is that our directory services only have a gopher interface and don't have an http interface. This means I publish my email address, postal address and telephone number using gopher. This is great because the spambots don't do crawl gopher, so I get zero spam, but most people using a web browser can still view my contact information.

    2. Re:When was the last time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An attacker would publish a gopher link activategd via an auto-redirect and using a nonstandard portnum. No firewall filtering would help you in such cases.

    3. Re:When was the last time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What bothers me is that I didn't have to look the port number up.....

  36. yet another reason... by tps12 · · Score: 1

    ...to "root" for Linux!

    ;)

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  37. Official Bugtraq Post by PunchMonkey · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Official Bugtraq Post:

    OVERVIEW
    ========

    Gopher is a protocol developed at the University of Minnesota in the
    early 1990's. Gopher servers offer hierarchically organized directories
    and files. These form a "gopherspace" which can be thought of as the
    predecessor of the World Wide Web. Gopher was mostly abandoned soon after
    HTTP and the World Wide Web started gaining popularity.

    Microsoft Internet Explorer has a built-in gopher client. Gopher pages can
    be accessed via URLs starting with "gopher://". The part of code in IE
    which parses gopher replies contains an exploitable buffer overflow
    bug. A malicious server may be used to run arbitrary code on an IE user's
    system.

    DETAILS
    =======

    When the overflow is triggered, a fixed sized buffer in stack gets
    overwritten with data from the gopher server. This data can contain most
    octets from 0 to 255 (also nulls) which makes it particularly easy to
    inject a working shellcode in it. This is a traditional, trivially
    exploitable buffer overflow. A test exploit has been successfully used to
    run arbitrary code without user intervention with various IE versions and
    systems including IE 5.5 and 6.0.

    The attack can be launched via a web page or an HTML mail message which
    redirect the user to a malicious gopher server when the victim views them.
    The server can be very minimal, ie. a program that can listen on a TCP
    port and write a block of data; a fully operational gopher server isn't
    necessary in order to carry out the attack.

    The exploiter could do anything that a regular user could do on the
    system: retrieve, install, or remove files, upload and run programs, etc.

    Full technical details aren't disclosed at this time to prevent
    exploitation.

    WORKAROUND
    ==========

    Internet Explorer users can protect themselves from the flaw by disabling
    the gopher protocol. Barely any gopher servers exist on the Internet
    today, so this is unlikely to cause problems. If needed, a gopher client
    or some other web browser can be used to access the gopherspace.

    An easy way to disable processing and displaying gopher pages is to define
    a non-functional gopher proxy in Internet Options. Select Tools ->
    Internet options -> Connections. Click on "LAN settings". Check "Use a
    proxy server for your LAN". Click on "Advanced...". Here you can define
    proxy servers to be used with different protocols. Go to the Gopher text
    field and enter "localhost", and "1" in the port text field. This will
    stop Internet Explorer from fetching any gopher documents.

    After installing the patch from Microsoft you can remove these gopher
    proxy settings (or restore them to values they had before).

    For more information and a vulnerability test see
    http://www.solutions.fi

    VENDOR STATUS
    =============

    Microsoft was contacted on May 20th. At the moment of writing this
    advisory, Microsoft has started designing and coding a fix, but hasn't
    given any approximation of when it would be released. The patch will be
    available at

    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/current. asp

    when it is completed.

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    1. Re:Official Bugtraq Post by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      I could have sworn that Gopher was around before 1990.

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    2. Re:Official Bugtraq Post by PunchMonkey · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Woohoo! My first karma whore post. Mom would be so proud.

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  38. URL for technical info on the hole by Knytefall · · Score: 1

    This site contains technical info on the hole. It's a buffer overflow.

  39. Workaround by DeadSea · · Score: 2
    Is there a workaround for this? Probably not. I don't think any of the major browsers have a way to selecivly disable browser features. It would be nice if you could disable gopher: hyperlinks until this got fixed.

    A nice browser feature would be a regular expression based prefilter of web pages. If a file called prefilter.rules exists, the browser would run the raw html of each pages it downloaded through the filter. This would allow admins to make the browser safe again (with some lost functionality) until the browser was patched.

    In this case you might want to use a rule something like:
    s/(gofer\:[^'" \n\r\t]*)/about:blocked.html?$1/

    I should see if this is a requested feature for mozilla yet. With browsers knowing about regexp for javascript this probably wouldn't be too hard to implement. Plus once it was implemented, you could use it for blocking ads and other annoyances.

    1. Re:Workaround by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus once it was implemented, you could use it for blocking ads and other annoyances.

      Which is why you will NEVER see it in Microsoft Internet Explorer or AOL's Netscape products. Mozilla might include something like that, but I'm sure they'd be forced to make it some obscure option in the prefs.js file to even turn it on. You could always install Junkbuster or some other filtering proxy if you want to regain control over your corporate browsers' viewing habits. You can also block porn sites or competitors' pages while you're at it.

    2. Re:Workaround by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proxomitron does exactly what you want, as a proxy server. (http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/proxomitron/)

      Here's a web page filter you can copy and paster into your proxomitron default.cfg:

      Name = "Replace Internet Explorer Gopher links with warning of IE bug"
      Active = TRUE
      Bounds = "<a*>"
      Limit = 256
      Match = "<a*HREF=*gopher://*>"
      Replace = "<font size=2 color=red>"
      "[Gopher link removed:<\font><font size=1 color=red>"
      " Thanks to an Internet Explorer bug, this Gopher link may be used"
      " to gain control of your computer. As the Gopher protocol is little"
      " used anymore, and as the Internet Explorer bug can make you"
      " vulnerable to such a great extent, this link should be viewed"
      " with extreme suspicion.</font><font size=2 color=red>]</font>"

    3. Re:Workaround by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      1) running a substitution on every page would get processor intensive.

      2) It would be ineffective anyway, a document.write("A HREF=\"g" + "opher..... would get around your filter.

    4. Re:Workaround by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Proxomitron manages to run several dozen substitutions for each page (and I run Proxomitron as my SECOND proxy, the first proxy re-scans Proxomitron's output and parses it yet again) without noticable performance degradation.

      2) One of those substitutions replaces document.write with a dummy function that's a no-op. Other replacements get rid of other obnoxious script calls.

      3) Should the transformation remove functionality, a simple click on a bookmark("Bypass") restores the original, non-filtered page.

      4) And Proxomitron's free and user-customizable.

  40. All IE Versions? by toupsie · · Score: 2
    What about the MacOS 9 and MacOS X version of Internet Explorer? Generally when the press says there is an IE security issue, it doesn't effect us but I could not gleam that info from the short! Yahoo! article!

    Microsoft is so good at screwing up its own OS, thank God they seem to do a good job with Mac apps (though 90% of our security problems are due to M$).This will be moot for Mac Users anyway with Chimera looking better every day (nightly build).

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    1. Re:All IE Versions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you click the fucking link and find out, you fucking dolt.

      Evading the lameness filter. bla bla bla bla bla bla blab lalasd;sdlfjkas;d

    2. Re:All IE Versions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately, the Mac IE and Windows IE teams are completely separate (hence the overall betterness of Mac IE), so Mac users may well be safe from this.

    3. Re:All IE Versions? by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      Even if the code has the same holes (maybe, maybe not, there are significant code base differences in the Mac version, though the back end stuff is probably the same) it is extremely unlikely the payload would work. Remember, this is not a script virus (with the same script lang on Mac and PC), but a buffer overflow that has to gork the stack. The payload is essentially assembler, so it works on only one chip/ABI. Probably not enough Mac folks to make it worth spreading the bug.

      Also, (AFAIK) gopher protocol has no concept of "User-Agent" so a malicious server wouldn't know what platform the client is on, so you might as well target the most common (IA32) one.

    4. Re:All IE Versions? by CPM+User · · Score: 1

      This Vulnerability test :

      http://www.solutions.fi/iebug2/run.cgi

      crashes my IE on OSX, so I presume the exploit is open.

  41. Kinda funny actually by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Troll

    Hmmm... Two headlines I saw immediately on going to /. today:

    One about a company releasing a report indicating that Open Source software is inherently insecure.

    Another about a new security hole in IE (Thank god I use Konqueror ;))

    Now we need the good PR people at Microsoft to release the source code to Internet Explorer and IIS so that they can prove their first point...

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    1. Re:Kinda funny actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take notice; this person mocks Microsoft. This person alludes to how good Open source is. This person has been modded down.

      The next idiot thinking of whining about how the big bad moderators only mod down pro-MS and anti-Linux posts should just shut up now.

  42. Exploit Vulnerability Test by PunchMonkey · · Score: 1

    You can go here http://www.solutions.fi/iebug2/run.cgi to test your system to see if it's vulnerable.

    Odd though, when I hit it in IE, it asks me if I want to download the program or not.... maybe this isn't as serious as originally thought.

    Of course in Mozilla it just shows the code in the browser :-)

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    1. Re:Exploit Vulnerability Test by mrbester · · Score: 1

      I note that clicking the gopher link listed at http://www.solutions.fi/index.cgi/news_2002_06_04 redirects me to http://www.infospace.com/info.gopher/ in IE but Mozilla 0.9.9 ignores the click on the link completely. Going to http://www.solutions.fi/iebug2/run.cgi gives me a broken QuickTime graphic in IE, but the text document in Mozilla. What's going on? Is this a bug or isn't it?

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  43. Google Search Returns about 421 results... by jea6 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Searched the web for link:gopher://. Results 1 - 10 of about 421. Search took 0.03 seconds.

    Not an excuse for Microsoft, just an excuse to get modded 'Informative' :)

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    1. Re:Google Search Returns about 421 results... by DustMagnet · · Score: 1
      Except that only shows that the word "gopher" appears after the work "link" 421 times.

      Searched the web for "link gopher". Results 1 - 10 of about 424. Search took 0.06 seconds.

      I could not figure out how to do the search you thought you wanted.

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    2. Re:Google Search Returns about 421 results... by shepd · · Score: 1

      1,380 gopher links?

      Try this.

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  44. root? by baywulf · · Score: 1

    Since a windows system has an administrator account instead of a root account, shouldn't that be "lets you administrate a user's computer"?

    1. Re:root? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...err, in ENGLISH, that would be 'administer'

  45. Oh the irony by retro128 · · Score: 1

    This is especially rich after reading this.

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  46. Gopher Info Links by digital_freedom · · Score: 2

    For those of you who don't know what gopher is or where it's being used, here is a little info and some links to projects and sites related to this good old protocol.

    About gopher:
    Gopher is an infoserver which can deliver text, graphics, audio, and
    multimedia to clients. Keeping documents "link clean", making linking a
    function of the server info-tree and not in the doc, layout is kept to
    its most frugal minimum, and is standard across all docs. No graphic
    design means its the ideal navigable interface, a hypertext Eden. It
    gives simplified usage for sight-impaired users, same contents for
    wired/wiredless, and requires no capital investments in layout and
    "design". Gopher is real -- and it was fully functional in 1992, even
    without advertisements!
    Taken from the gopher manifesto

    Google's Gopher stuff
    Yahoo's Gopher stuff

    For those that want to go gopher hunting. Here's a link to a gopher server at the University of MN. I don't think they will install BackOrifice or something, but user beware!

    I wonder how secure a gopher server is?

  47. Active gopher sites. by AJWM · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The last time I actually used a gopher site was about a year ago, some wire service was running it for its news stories.

    However, a quicky search turns up several still-active gophers, for example:
    gopher://gopher.umsl.edu/
    gopher://gopher.cac.psu.edu/
    (These actually return data -- some others I found the server up but no data returned).

    As to why gopher died out, Tim Berners-Lee offers the following:

    "It was just about this time, spring 1993, that the University of Minnesota decided that it would ask for a license fee from certain classes of users who wanted to use gopher. Since the gopher software being picked up so widely, the university was going to charge an annual fee. The browser, and the act of browsing, would be free, and the server software would remain free to nonprofit and educational institutions. But any other users, notably companies, would have to pay to use gopher server software.

    "This was an act of treason in the academic community and the Internet community. Even if the university never charged anyone a dime, the fact that the school had announced it was reserving the right to charge people for the use of the gopher protocols meant it had crossed the line. To use the technology was too risky. Industry dropped gopher like a hot potato."

    (from his book, Weaving the Web)

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    1. Re:Active gopher sites. by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      "To use the technology was too risky. Industry dropped gopher like a hot potato."

      Tim is certainly right that this was a factor, however the MN policy change came after HTTP had passed gopher in terms of usage (as measured on the NSF backbone).

      The Web was winning largely because Gopher had a very puritanical outlook. They wanted to hold the net back in the era of VT100 terminals, fixed width fonts and the only formatting being normal, bold and inverse font.

      Another problem was that they really had their heads up their asses when it came to URLs. Their idea of muiltimedia content was that a file could be a text file or a picture. The idea of pictures in the text was anathema.

      Now there have been claims made by the Netscape FUD dept. that there was also opposition to images in the Web community. Actually nothing could be further from the truth. There were a lot of complaints about the botched design of the IMG tag. To be fair to Marc he did give the world 8 hours to comment on his proposal, two of which were actually business hours in Europe (none of which were business hours in the US however).

      By the time the university tried to cash in gopher was already on a downturn. The university action was simply the coup de grace. If it had come when gopher was more popular someone would have forked the source tree or developed an open version.

      Today a lot of the 'gopher' servers are actually Web servers that have the ability to serve multiple protocols.

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    2. Re:Active gopher sites. by bluGill · · Score: 2

      To be fair to the UofMN, gopher didn't have a concept of homepage or URL. So every gopher client in the world connected to the UofMN home gopher page (by default, and this was often hardcoded). Even if you did set your home connection elsewhere, for anything useful you ended up following the link to the UofMN home gohper page and from linking to all the servers in the world, the geographical location, and then to a link from there. In other words every server registered with the UofMN, and to get to their server you had to go to the UofMN. This took a serious amount of bandwidth in the days when there wasn't a lot of it. (though the UofMN did have a big connection, gopher traffic was a significant part of it)

      Still I have to agree with the other criticisms.

    3. Re:Active gopher sites. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not true.


      Every university which had a gopher server had its own homepage and published the 'url' for that page. Anyone could jump directly to any 'url'.

    4. Re:Active gopher sites. by bluGill · · Score: 2

      Sure, but everyone who wanted to tell show you their gopher page ended up giving you the steps to link there from the UofMN home gohper page. I remember getting several such links at the time.

      You could set a different homepage, but you still had to use the main gohper at the UofMN for most of what you did.

    5. Re:Active gopher sites. by coupland · · Score: 2

      I'd click on your links to check out some active gopher sites but sadly I'm at work where I use IE6.0. Clicking on your links may format my hard drive or allow you to see critical corporate data hidden on my system. (Like my Freecell win/loss statistics.) I feel like the sad little kid sitting in the house practising violin (AKA using a Microsoft browser) while all the cool Linux kids are outside playing baseball...

    6. Re:Active gopher sites. by plaa · · Score: 2
      However, a quicky search turns up several still-active gophers, for example:
      gopher://gopher.umsl.edu/
      gopher://goph er.cac.psu.edu/
      (These actually return data -- some others I found the server up but no data returned).


      From gopher://info.psu.edu/00/about/About this gopher:
      *** Gopher status update 4/24/1998:
      *** The articles and data concerning Penn State are now on the web.
      *** No new data is being or will be added to this gopher server.
      *** Please visit the Penn State web page at http://www.psu.edu/


      From gopher://gopher.umsl.edu/00/dummy.file, labelled "If you like our Gopher, you'll love our WWW Server":
      Our web is located at http://www.umsl.edu

      (Many of the other files are similar, though some contain also some information.)

      Of course, it is admirable that they still have them up, but they don't seem useful for anything. Quite sad actually, I never learned to use them...
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    7. Re:Active gopher sites. by LadyLucky · · Score: 2

      Would that be the first known gopher slashotting, then?

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  48. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  49. Oy Online Solutions Ltd. of Finland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oy? More like Oy Vey!

  50. 9 out of 10 Terrorists agree! Microsoft's secure! by JohnDenver · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obligitory reference to story posted earlier today...
    'Think Tank' Issues Microsoft-Funded Troll

    According to this ZDNet article, a Washington think tank known as the Alexis de Tocqueville Institution is soon to release a study stating that Open Source Software allows terrorists an easy time hacking into our systems. It's little suprise that this group takes money from Microsoft." The Register's story is good too. All the whoring reports in the world won't make open source any less secure.

    Everybody knows terrorists love to target Mozilla users by sending them links which causes there system to email Star Office attachments to everybody with payloads that will delete all your OGGs and PNGs by exploiting security holes in Sendmail.

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  51. Woops! Ignore that :-) by PunchMonkey · · Score: 1

    Ignore that, that's a test for a slightly older IE bug from a year ago. Didn't do enough reading on the google link :-)

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  52. Not necessarily... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The gopher URL is most likely bogus to begin with. Processing the URL is what roots you, not connecting to the actual Gopher site. i.e. you need a proxy that filters out all Gopher links from the HTML to keep them from ever reaching your browser (Just like the only way to protect Outlook from some classes of worms is server-side filtering)

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    1. Re:Not necessarily... by zzyzx · · Score: 2

      Where are you getting that? The related article says, 'According to Oy Online, a hacker could take over a user's computer simply by having the user click on a link to a "hostile Gopher site." That one click would install and run any program the hacker chose on the victim's computer, and the victim might never know'

      According to the oy online page "The part of code in IE which parses gopher replies contains an exploitable buffer overflow bug... . The server can be very minimal, ie. a program that can listen on a TCP port and write a block of data; a fully operational gopher server isn't necessary in order to carry out the attack. "

      It looks like an accurate link to a gopher server is needed for this attack.

      It looks like there needs to be a hostile site existing, unless you have another link.

    2. Re:Not necessarily... by zzyzx · · Score: 2

      "It looks like an accurate link to a gopher server is needed for this attack.

      It looks like there needs to be a hostile site existing, unless you have another link."

      It also looks like I should actually read what I write when I preview instead of just checking to make sure that the links work.

  53. name for the upcoming IE patch... by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

    The Caddyshack Release. With this new brilliant marketing scheme, all subsequent IE patches will then be named after stars in the series, e.g. the Chase release, the Ackroyd release, the Dangerfield release

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  54. what needs to be done... by OklaKid · · Score: 0

    i don't care how many people disagree with this but what needs to be done is all web browsers should be made to never access local harddrives, and file managers should never be able to access the internet, merging these features with either app only invites trouble...

  55. Technical details straight from the source by DeadMeat+(TM) · · Score: 2
    here.

    Well, sort of, anyway. They don't go into much detail because of fear of people exploiting it, but it's some kind of buffer overflow (big surprise there) triggered by a malicious Gopher server.

  56. Whack-a-Mole (not quite a gopher joke, but... by dpilot · · Score: 4, Funny

    certainly more applicable to the concept of fixing security holes in Microsoft software.

    FYI: Whack-a-Mole is an old arcade game where you hold a padded mallet facing a slightly inclined surface with a half-dozen or so holes. Periodically a little mole pops up from a hole, and you try to whack him before he goes back down on his own. A little bit like playing XBill, only in the Real World.

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    1. Re:Whack-a-Mole (not quite a gopher joke, but... by gmanske · · Score: 1
      For what it's worth, Whack-a-Mole was also a favoured delivery vehicle for the netbus trojan, details here.

      Gmanske.

  57. Re:Watch out! by gazbo · · Score: 1

    That's strange - it's exactly how I like my dates to end.

  58. bad article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    The problem concerns Gopher, an Internet protocol that predates the World Wide Web with pages like Web pages except that they are unable to store audio and video content.


    Gopher is quite capable of serving audio and video files.

    According to Oy Online, a hacker could take over a user's computer simply by having the user click on a link to a "hostile Gopher site.

    A "hostile gopher site"? like gopherse.cx?

  59. In that case... by Mr.+Smoove · · Score: 1

    Did I hear someone say Mozilla 1.0 was immenent :-)

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  60. BugTraq by kylus · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here is another article from SecurityFocus about the issue, along with the original post to the BugTraq mailing list about this problem.

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  61. And the spokesman added.... by beme · · Score: 1

    And the spokesman added, "Responsible security researchers work with the vendor of a suspected vulnerability issue to ensure that countermeasures are developed before the issue is made public and customers are needlessly put at risk."

    Nice to know that they want te ensure customers are needlessly put at risk.

    I know, I know... still. :)

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  62. Re:!!!GO USA!!! by elefantstn · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    Although as a young footballing nation, you wouldn't know about that, would you?


    Do you remember the last time the US and England met in a World Cup? USA 1:0 England. Have fun watching us in the second round. You're going home early.
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  63. Duh... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

    Because legit gopher sites that already aren't the problem.

    It's bogus trap Gopher sites (Or likely merely URLs) that are.

    I'm guessing that the attack doesn't even involve contacting a Gopher server, it is likely to be a buffer overflow attack in the URL. (I'm guessing that it's a relative of previous URL BO attacks that both NS and MSIE were vulnerable to.)

    It's just as newsworthy as bogus HTTP URLs rooting your system were. Because these gopher links look just like HTTP links unless you look at your browser's URL display. Most of us, including myself, don't bother looking unless we have reason to be suspicious. (Like any link in a /. post)

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  64. Re:Yes necessarily... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quote:
    "This will stop Internet
    Explorer from showing and processing any gopher pages"

    of course if you have evidence and an example that shows different, please demonstrate it

  65. Let's not forget Jughead ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 1

    Whereas Veronica helped you search gopher systems for documents, Jughead searched directory titles only.

  66. Re:WE NEED MORE CHICKS ON THIS SITE! by Grech · · Score: 0, Informative

    Just a minor point. She's at least 21, and works for Linuxcare. The BSDi like her anyway, though.

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  67. Since When by quantaman · · Score: 3, Funny

    A Microsoft spokesman who refused to be identified said Tuesday that the company is "moving forward on the investigation with all due speed" and will take the action that best serves its customers.

    Since when did M$ start offering downloads of Mozilla?

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  68. Yes, there is a workaround. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An easy way to disable processing and displaying gopher pages is to define a non-functional gopher proxy in Internet Options. Select Tools ->
    Internet options -> Connections. Click on "LAN settings". Check "Use a proxy server for your LAN". Click on "Advanced...". Here you can define
    proxy servers to be used with different protocols. Go to the Gopher text field and enter "localhost", and "1" in the port text field. This will stop Internet Explorer from fetching any gopher documents.

  69. This was in the works for some time by BoxJockey · · Score: 2, Funny

    As you can imagine, "the gopher hole" was a project microshaft envisioned early-on. They couldn't let this go public until they had something to catch the little beasts with. Fortunately now they can catch the gophers with microshaft's giant .net.

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  70. MS & Security by autarkeia · · Score: 1

    I hate MS as much as the next guy, but my bet is that they will follow the exact pattern they have for years: announce what they are going to do (make their products secure), and then throw $40 billion at it for a couple of years until they have what they claimed. It's happened before and I would put money on it happening again. Mark my words: MS will, at some point, start shipping products that do not have these security flaws.

  71. Freeze, Gopher! by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

    I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang. Freeze, Gopher!

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  72. Whoops... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

    I just found a site with more details. Turns out that a hostile server has to be set up.

    So it is a valid remedy.

    The site's URL (It's all over this story, but for good measure...) - http://www.solutions.fi/index.cgi/news_2002_06_04? lang=fi

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  73. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Of course we all know how secure Netscape is

    here &
    here

  74. Not a URL buffer overflow, but nearly as dangerous by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

    It's a buffer overflow originated by a hostile Gopher server.

    Just as dangerous, unless you block all Gopher sites using your firewall preferences. As I said before - It's not the legit links (Of which almost none still exist) that are the problem, it's the hostile servers whose links are displayed identically to HTTP links.

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  75. Great by Stupid+Dog · · Score: 1

    Wow, I am impressed... the first two gopher servers slashdotted!

    1. Re:Great by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 2

      If you are using Mozilla then it appears that it has a few problems handling the gopher protocol, since those same links work fine in MS-Internet Explorer.

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    2. Re:Great by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Mozilla displays gopher sites just fine here... the only gopher sites it wont display, are all the new ones that will be cropping up as part of various ie worms.

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  76. Lynx would win. by Stoutlimb · · Score: 1

    It's rock solid.

    1. Re:Lynx would win. by germinatoras · · Score: 1

      Lynx Royx.

    2. Re:Lynx would win. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      black and white TV is great too

  77. You see... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

    ... this is why I'm still using Lynx. I'll maybe give one of these new fangled "GUI port 80 telnet clients" a whiz once they're robust enough to deal with ten year old technology.

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  78. What has more holes? by steveargonman · · Score: 1

    Which has more holes? Internet Explorer or Swiss Cheese..

    1. Re:What has more holes? by archen · · Score: 1

      The real question is which is easier to patch?

      IE: - reqires finding the patch, or using windows update. Then requires you to reboot your computer because it's integrated into the OS. New holes are found in IE all the time.

      Swiss cheese: - generally secure and stable unless it has mold. For the most part only integrates with food. Most holes are known by looking at it, although once consumed it requires you to purchase more swiss cheese with a new set of holes. Can be patched with plastic wrap.

      Right now I think swiss cheese is in the lead

  79. Shoulda seen it coming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who's seen "Caddyshack" knows the damage that gophers can do!

  80. mosiac money by OpenMind(tm) · · Score: 2, Funny

    The possibility of this being a Mosaic hole reminds me of one of life's fun little ironies:

    Marc Andreessen wrote Mosaic while at the University of Illinois. After he went on to found Netscape, Microsoft came to an agreement with the University of Illinois to license the Mosaic source code to use it as the core of the Internet Explorer browser. The fact that they still license it is referenced in IE's "About Box". Now the UofI's intellectual property policy is that the creators of the property get ~40% of the licensing money. So, the odds are pretty good that Marc gets annual checks of Microsoft money to pay for his old source code, which was used to destroy his beloved company. Makes me feel bad for him.

    Still, it is kind of funny that Microsoft ends up paying some miniscule part of my University salary because they've never been able to write a web browser from scratch.

    1. Re:mosiac money by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Marc Andreessen was a member of the team that wrote Mosaic, and reports are that he didn't sling the majority of the code.

      There's a big complicated mess about UIUC and the Mosaic mess, with text written by all sides in the affair.

      About the only facts that are undisputed is that Andreessen and Netscape aimed to make big bucks by closing the source to the pre-eminent web browser, and then introducing proprietary features to the protocol.

    2. Re:mosiac money by OpenMind(tm) · · Score: 1

      Excuse my choice of words. You are correct, he was a member of a team, Lead Developer, I think. I merely meant to say he was one of the authors, and thus a likely recipient of licensing dollars. Concerning your other comments, I don't know enough about the technology transfer details to agree or disagree. I will note, however, that the UofI has been perfectly happy to try and sell Mosaic through Spyglass and collect licensing fees for the code in commercial use, so its chance of being true "free as in speech" software might not have been good anyway. And Netscape deserves props for open sourcing Mozilla at a later date.

    3. Re:mosiac money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IE6 is offered for free. 40% of zero is not big money.

    4. Re:mosiac money by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Netscape rolled over and hollered out 'Uncle' if that's what you mean about them opening the Mozilla source.

  81. This is an outlook exploit waiting to happen by ILikeRed · · Score: 2

    How long till this is put in a javascript / html email exploit???

    Why do we need anything but text in email? I could even live with a subset of html that would display graphics, but full html???

    scary....

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  82. Being rooted by a gopher? by jlmcgraw · · Score: 1

    Sounds a wee bit kinky to me

  83. New MS Slogan! by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft: Now with more exploited holes than a two-dollar hooker.

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  84. is client-server intrinsically buggy? by dikappa · · Score: 1

    For anybody following bugtraq this was an important issue, obviously, ma it was mixed with tons of other security issues

    it seems that every software (well, almost: god bless djb) has security bugs, and usually (obviously) concenrning input from outside (being "outside" client input to the server or vice-versa).

    tons of white-papers have been released pointig out which errors drive to which vulnerabilities, mailing lists and forums do exist about this.

    Forgetting for a while that we are "just humans" and we are prone to ewwows... is there something deeper? Something in how we design the software? Something wrong in how we relate to writing software?

    Every time a vuln hits the news I just ask myself if something will change... if we will finally break free from insecure-programming issues, eventually redirecting more brain power to innovation, rather than stabilization of what already exixst?

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    1. Re:is client-server intrinsically buggy? by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2

      There's an intrinsic problem, but it's not specific to client-server. The basic problem is programmer attitude. There's two basic attitudes towards input data:

      1. All input data is assumed to be valid and legal until proven otherwise.
      2. All input data is assumed to be invalid and illegal until proven otherwise.
      The correct attitude to take is #2: assume anything handed to your program from outside is completely screwy until you can validate it. So, for example, you assume an input stream is infinitely long and will overflow your buffers until you determine, by hitting an end-of-data mark without having overflowed your buffer, that it isn't. But this is hard to do, because your code has to handle arbitrary input and be prepared to handle anything thrown at it. It's easier to code to handle correct input and throw in a bit of error handling that you hope will catch all the invalid cases. That's attitude #1 at work, and as proven again and again it results in conditions that your program can't handle correctly and can't detect correctly.

      Until attitude #1 is eradicated, we'll continue to see security holes that exploit problems in input data handling.

  85. Last nail in the coffin? by Chase · · Score: 1

    What do you think MS will do? Probably release a patch that disables gopher and call it a day.

    Chase

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  86. Re:9 out of 10 Terrorists agree! Microsoft's secur by jsse · · Score: 1

    I don't know why, but the title itself laugh my shit out. XD

  87. So by ozric2k1 · · Score: 1

    m$ buys a thunk tink to squdge out an opinion that open source is less secure then proprietary closed source software. Later that day. . . . . A security exploit is found in all versions of internet exploder which is far more secure because "evil doers" cannot look at the source code. Chairman bill is doomed to a life of pies in the face. Apparently he has not learned how to duck.

  88. Cinderella story by burgburgburg · · Score: 1

    Coming out of nowhere and .. IT'S IN THE HOLE!

  89. Re:MS & Security -- Microsoft's future by Tune · · Score: 1

    Good point.

    Let's just hope (for their sake) they get there in time. It took them five-ten years to get a stable Windows version, rid of all the DOS heritage.

    Of course, fixing this Gopher bug shouldn't cost them more than a few days/weeks/months, but countless bugs&holes will remain until they get support from millions of volantary peer reviewers. (Which would surely reveal so plenty that people will no longer be able use their products for some time).

    Currently, things are starting to shift, with Microsoft stubornly refusing to open up on any of their sources, or cooperating with any company they don't "own" (like Lernhout&Hauspie). Some governments (like china and germany) are tentatively moving the other direction together with some major companies.

    My guess is that if Microsoft doesn't change course, sooner or later they will loose their monopoly. And without that - or even before they have actually lost it - some of that $40 billion (pfew, that IS a lot!) is going to vapourise on stock markets.

    Afterall, MS is really just a giant marketing machine with a lot of money but little inherently inovative assets.

  90. What the hell is this about? by drew_kime · · Score: 5, Insightful
    A Microsoft spokesman who refused to be identified said Tuesday ...

    And just why should we trust anything this guy says? Their official spokesman won't even stand by what he's saying. And what is he saying, anyway?

    Refusing to confirm the security flaw, the Microsoft spokesman said the company "feel(s) strongly that speculating on the issue while the investigation is in progress would be irresponsible and counterproductive to our goal of protecting our customers' information."

    And the spokesman added, "Responsible security researchers work with the vendor of a suspected vulnerability issue to ensure that countermeasures are developed before the issue is made public and customers are needlessly put at risk."

    So again, as far as Microsoft is concerned, it's the fault of the people who publicized it. It's prudent to assume these guys are not the only ones who know about the problem. Which means my information is already at risk.

    So if there are people out there who can compromise my system, why shouldn't I be able to find out about it and take preventive measures? Why should I have to wait until Microsoft -- who haven't even admitted to the vulnerability yet, two weeks after being told about it -- get around to fixing it?

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    1. Re:What the hell is this about? by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2

      This is the level of service we have come to expect from MS. Good or bad, it is what you paid for and what you are using.

      Microsoft believes it more worthwhile to keep the security vulnerabilities secret until they are fixed. That's their decision.

      You make it sound like you have some kind of rights here or something. Re-read your EULA. You have no rights.

    2. Re:What the hell is this about? by Freija+Crescent · · Score: 3, Funny

      And just why should we trust anything this guy says? Their official spokesman won't even stand by what he's saying. And what is he saying, anyway?

      His identity is being protected through obscurity. If he open-sourced his name, his job/email account/etc would be open to attack.

      So again, as far as Microsoft is concerned, it's the fault of the people who publicized it. It's prudent to assume these guys are not the only ones who know about the problem. Which means my information is already at risk.

      Your information has been at risk ever since installing your operating system. You agreed to the EULA upon installing it, and that paper holds you responsible for data sharing, you agreed to not hold Microsoft responsible for data loss, intrusion, etc. Also what concerns me is that you claim that other people know about the problem. That is unlikely, as the EULA also forbids reverse-engineering the code to find exploits.

      Additionally, you have the DMCA to protect you, which means that if anyone tries to circumvent the data safeguards on your system, they will be prosecuted.

      I think you are being overly paranoid.

      -fc

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    3. Re:What the hell is this about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the spokesman added, "Responsible security researchers work with the vendor of a suspected vulnerability issue to ensure that countermeasures are developed before the issue is made public and customers are needlessly put at risk."

      So again, as far as Microsoft is concerned, it's the fault of the people who publicized it.

      Heck, I'd probably "refuse to be identified" too if I was going to help MS publicly admit that it a sells vulnerabilities to go along with all those "solutions".
    4. Re:What the hell is this about? by kalig · · Score: 1
        • Refusing to confirm the security flaw, the Microsoft spokesman said the company "feel(s) strongly that speculating on the issue while the investigation is in progress would be irresponsible and counterproductive to our goal of protecting our customers' information."

        So again, as far as Microsoft is concerned, it's the fault of the people who publicized it. It's prudent to assume these guys are not the only ones who know about the problem. Which means my information is already at risk.

      This response is not for protecting M$'s users from being exploited. M$ has demonstrated that it is not concerned about security, they're new interest in security has sprung up since 9/11, I guess its a fashionable enough topic for them now. This response is for protecting the vastness of their IE user installation base. If people know about serious exploits in IE, then all of the sudden, Netscrape looks pretty good.

      Like you said, the existence of the bug is what places users at risk, not the public announcement of this bug. At least now people can shut off gopher with the antiquated fix.

  91. Get Your Easy Fix Right Here!!!! by kryzx · · Score: 5, Funny
    It is really easy to fix this problem with this script I wrote. Just click on the link below to get it.

    gopher://gopher.URr00t3d.ru

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  92. Not just gopher by GungaDan · · Score: 2
    IE users should also be wary of "Doc Bricker," "Cap'n. Stubing," and "Isaac the Bartender" sites. All have been routinely employed in rooting the box of one "Cruise Director Julie McCoy," despite the focus of this article on the hapless yeoman purser. Exploits over a variety of ports are known to result in all manner of wacky hilarity, including the devastating "coochie-coochie" attack of the infamous Charo bug.

    Asked to comment on the implications of this discovery for Microsoft security, Bill Gates pointed to the sky, uttered some comment about "ze plane," snapped his fingers and promptly vanished.

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  93. The Gopher manifesto... by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 2

    Hmmm, yet another underground uprising eh?

    Not only does the thing damage IE, they're hell on lawnmowers too.

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  94. Temporary fix by ILikeRed · · Score: 2

    For those with firewalls, be sure to block port 70, if you do not already.
    Port number

    Not sure if a user could redirect gopher to port 80, but at least this will lock out the script kiddies. Be on the lookout for html emails with this stuff. Count your blessings that MicroSoft has not been able to put all traffic on port 80 (yet), and you can still filter some things....

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    1. Re:Temporary fix by elbuddha · · Score: 2


      Blocking port 70 does nothing. The following is a perfectly valid url:

      gopher://lame.scriptkiddies.net:80

      Protocols are independent of ports.

  95. set a course for adventure by tornater · · Score: 1

    I never trusted that guy on The Love Boat. I hear he's a congressman or something now.

  96. Finally, college sports mascots gets power by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine the jocks with the lame gopher mascot getting back after years of abuse from the Mountain Lions: "My mascot is more powerful than yours. It will rape your browser!".

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  97. Rooting a windows box? Don't think so! by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 1

    In windows terminology, isn't this known as "access level escalation"?

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  98. BugTraq? by reflective+recursion · · Score: 2

    This is fine and good, but could we please stop this needless bashing of MS? There are better places for security information than Slashdot. Perhaps show just a hint of optimism instead of negativity all the time.

    Many Slashdot readers have a serious flaw in placing the blame on one entity known as "Microsoft." They forget that MS is divided into many project groups with many developers that most likely do not have contact with other group members. If you want to make a better comparison of MS vs open source then take 80-90% of _all_ open source programs and compare the number of flaws to MS' flaws. Take a simple program like "BitchX," an IRC client. It has had countless security issues, and IRC has been around since '89 or so. We like to conveniently forget about sendmail and bind and focus on the Linux kernel stability. Let's not forget that the Linux kernel has a very poor track record of stability and security. Remember the 2.0.3x series? Nearly every other kernel had a remote exploit. In conclusion: there is no equal or objective comparison between MS and "Linux" (or whatever you want to define as the yardstick of security.. which is typically "Linux" on /.) in terms of security. It is nonsense and articles like this tell me that Slashdot editors are more interested in emotionally attached flamewars to increase page hits and advertisment views than actual unbiased news.

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    1. Re:BugTraq? by WildBeast · · Score: 2

      This is just to Bash MS. Why don't they mention the other security focus news then?

      "O'Reilly & Associates recently exposed their database of approximately 100,000 online users to outsiders, courtesy of a Web coding slip-up"

      "The popular open-source security tool Fragroute is bugged in plain sight by unknown hackers, who may have struck before."

      Both stories are on the cover page.

    2. Re:BugTraq? by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      This is fine and good, but could we please stop this needless bashing of MS? There are better places for security information than Slashdot.

      Like Microsoft.com?

      Search for gopher gives:
      "Error Message: Microsoft Gopher Publishing Service is running. Do you want to stop the service? User Action: If you are troubleshooting or modifying the configuration parameters in the Gopher Service, click Yes. Otherwise, click No."

      After about 3 days, a search for Code Red finally gave results.

      The breaking security information is long dead on /. before Microsoft finally wakes up.

      Perhaps show just a hint of optimism instead of negativity all the time.
      Like you really expect the virus and worm writers to get dumber with time ???

  99. It's soccer for god's sake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would you please do us a favor and call it soccer? Using the term 'football' when speaking of soccer on an American website is derogatory.

    1. Re:It's soccer for god's sake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is actually true.

  100. I.E. helps terrorists by NinjaWorm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    LOL this story after reading that crap about Open Source helping terror.

    Who needs a patch? just download OPRA and bam fixed.

  101. Here is a link to the I.E. Patch by NinjaWorm · · Score: 1

    http://www.opera.com/

    hehehehehehehehehehehehe

    1. Re:Here is a link to the I.E. Patch by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      Opera is cool if you don't mind spyware, or think having privacy is something you should cough up 40 bucks for. I'm not a fan of that browser.

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    2. Re:Here is a link to the I.E. Patch by NinjaWorm · · Score: 1

      Ya I just switched to Mozilla.
      WHat do ya think of that.

    3. Re:Here is a link to the I.E. Patch by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      Good move! There's no spyware and no one asking you for $40.00 with Mozilla. Long live the lizard!

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  102. Buffer overflow, buffer overflow, buffer overflow by dpbsmith · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...why do they have to find and fix them one by one? Can't they switch to a programming language, or debugging tool, or run-time library, that would find and fix all of them?

    Indeed, about the time Windows 2000 was released with 65536 known bugs (or whatever the exact number was), didn't Jim Allchin say that they had such a tool and were using it?

    Should buffer overflows be as outdated as Gopher itself?

  103. like visiting porn/warez sites by Kris+Warkentin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Closing all the pop-up windows that you get at some sites is like playing whack-a-mole.

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    1. Re:like visiting porn/warez sites by seizer · · Score: 1

      If whack-a-mole were REALLY like pornsites, every hole would produce a mole at the same time, and when you hit it, it wouldn't go away :-)

    2. Re:like visiting porn/warez sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your porn sites have moles in every hole at the same time? And I thought goatse.cx was extreme...

  104. OSS vs Closed by kurt555gs · · Score: 0

    I wonder if the 'browser of hackers' Mozilla has this problem?

    After just reading the alex de toker think tank stuff saying open source is the terrorists playground.

    What perfect timing for M$

    I really am supprised that 'Joe 6-pack' isnt willing to at least try Linux.

    To bad he/she cant get a Dell that dual boots right out of the box

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  105. Locks up IE [Re:The remedy] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I tried this wonderful fix (IE 5.5 SP2). As soon as I ok'd the final ok IE locked up and had to be killed. Then I had to go back and do it all again ( once for lan, once for dial-up ), endure the lockup, and kill IE. Now I'm going to the test page to see if it actually worked...

  106. Nitpick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, not due, but overdue.

  107. I didn't know... by mfos.org · · Score: 1

    That IE was open source, because this must of been the only way that such a hole could have been found ... right?

  108. Oh my gosh! Gopher! by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    This could bring the entire Internet community to a halt!

    Next thing you know, they'll discover people using IE for archie searches will allow users to hack your windows box too.

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  109. Question by dmarx · · Score: 1

    Is gopher used anymore? I thought the web supplanted it.

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  110. What I have done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I work for a large, very well-known info-security firm. We are forced to have horribly insecure Windows machines on our desks (next to, and on a separate network from, the Linux machine I at least use for development...) purely for compatability with the PHBs, marketing folks etc. (Of course, I mean that they force us to have these things, not that we couldn't use a proper computer to do the same things.) Nevertheless, a fair amount of production stuff gets done on the Windows machines. If they were all unavailable for a few days, well, let's just say you wouldn't be getting your automated anti-virus updates.

    I just sent this email to my manager and cc'd his manager and the rest of my team. I guess I might have jeopardised my career here, but something snapped... it's the last straw. I'm not prepared to keep quiet about STUPID and DANGEROUS POLICIES forced on us by clueless PHBs.

    begin rant; this is copied verbatim from Outlook.



    This week's REMOTE ROOT IE hole:
    http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/020604/microsoft_security_ flaw_1.html
    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/06/05/148244 &mode=nested&tid=109

    All *known* unpatched security holes in IE (current total: 17, yes SEVENTEEN)
    http://jscript.dk/unpatched/

    Internet Explorer is a chronicly insecure mass of security bugs or networks. Why are we still allowing it even to be installed on production machines? When are we going to eradicate this pestilential crock (that surely has no place in a production environment) from mission-critical systems?

    Or do we just not care about security? It seems to me that it must be one or the other.

    (signed: me)

  111. I was a gophermaster and lived by jhhl · · Score: 1

    I really liked gopher... I was the gophermaster at echonyc.com and wfmu.org. Sorry, both servers are down.
    Gopher made you explicitly name every thing you served so it was hard to maintain, but on the other hand, very secure. It had a crude cgi-like capability that I used to make some funny tricks like a FIGlet server and various calendar programs.
    when I set it up, I made little gopher sites for a lot of institutions that I liked , like Film Forum, Experimental Intermedia, Harvestworks, and of course WFMU. I also made up gopher sites for ECHO's forums, the largest being the Whitney museums' site and High Times magazine, which had gopherized versions of their articles! gopher had a full text indexing feature that I used a lot. gopher was a swell protocol. Its demise was mostly due to the lack of form layouts - which was the case of the original www browsers too (I had the NeXT version, but the only place to surf was cern!) Once netscape put in Forms, that was the beginning of the end. The next part of the end was TABLE and FRAME. It was all downhill from there.
    XML is a little closer to the idea of serving only information and not crapola, and I hope it catches on for this purpose.

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  112. Four by Punto · · Score: 2
    Speaking as a person who used to use gopher quite a bit - how many gopher links are left on the WWW? Three?

    Actually four. But that's not really the point.. Probably none of the existing 'legitimate' gopher sites are 'hostile', so it doesn't matter if it's 4 or 400000000. It's not that hard to publish a _new_ gopher link to a hostile site.

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  113. Even tho gopher is dead, this is a problem by joshv · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everyone keeps saying "but there are like three gopher servers left out there". This is not the point. Any buffer overflow in the IE client code which is exploitable is a huge problem. It doesn't matter that there are damned few servers left that use the exploitable protocol. A malacious server need not even be a fully functioning gopher server, it just needs to listen for requests on the right port and respond appropriately. A worm'ed IIS server could fit the bill quite nicely.

    A smart worm could:
    1. Infect an IIS server via some unfixed hole, or backdoor left by another worm.
    2. Open up a dummy gopher port which responds to all requests with the exploit.
    3. Replace links on the web site the IIS server serves with links to the gopher server exploit.
    4. The worm installs itself on all client machines that click the gopher links and begins scanning for vunerable servers.
    5. Goto 1.

    None of this has anything to do with the number gopher servers left on the Internet.

    -josh

  114. Anybody notice the Yahoo link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder when this story hit Yahoo's page .. maybe about 12:00:01 AM Pacific time?

    http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/020604/microsoft_securit y_ flaw_1.html

  115. Stop and think!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geeeez!

    It doesn't matter how many gopher servers there are!!!!! Someone can set up a web page that links to code that takes over a user's computer.

  116. What's worse? by NanoGator · · Score: 3

    What's worse? Saying "Don't use IE!" as a blatant attempt at karma whoring, or that some idiot moderators modded that up.

    Logic check: "Don't use the browser that most websites are designed for!"

    Do you really think I'd be using IE right now if Opera was cutting it?

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    1. Re:What's worse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Logic check: "Don't use the browser that most websites are designed for!"
      How about: The web is designed to operate on a standard protocol. Web sites designed for a specific browser, instead of being done according to standards, are missing the point.
    2. Re:What's worse? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      Well, I agree with what you're saying, but it doesn't quite fit what I was saying. I can't control whether or not sites 'miss the point'. Why? Because no matter what browser I use, IE is always on my machine.

      I have no love of IE, but telling me 'Dont use it!' is like saying 'Insurance is expensive, so dont drive to work.'

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    3. Re:What's worse? by perlyking · · Score: 2

      Which are these sites that only IE works, or that are so disfunctional they arent usable without it?
      Generally speaking any site that is "designed for IE" is not worth visiting, still i'd be interested in knowing - we can all go visit them.

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    4. Re:What's worse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think I'd be using IE right now if Opera was cutting it?

      Yes

    5. Re:What's worse? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      Okay, I can give you an old example, however it appears to have been fixed recently: When viewing Bestbuy.com using Opera, the 'store locator' button was gone. I was specifically looking for this button to figure out where a store was located, but I had to switch to IE in order to use it.

      Slashdot has a minor bug in it, but it's not the type of thing where you'd say 'ARGH I HATE OPERA!!'. When it says 'This page was generated by a cadre of ninja squirrels for NanoGator', the name 'NanoGator' overlaps the sentence a little bit.

      I've had other sites that weren't rendered very well, causing me to go to IE. Unfortunately, I haven't used Opera in the last couple of months due to a computer meltdown, so I don't have a list on hand.

      Usually the problem was with using DHTML I believe. It wouldn't get interpreted correctly so things like fancy little menus that come down when you hover over them would either not work, or be drawn in the wrong place. Sites that don't use these features have no problem. Is it a problem with Opera? I'm not 100% sure of that. I recently translated my companies website from ASP to PHP, and it uses CSS a lot. They had special cases for rendering it in IE and in Netscape, which was a pain the butt to port, heh. They did a good job, though, because Opera rendered it perfectly. So I'm not 100% sure that the browser is at fault, obviously code can be written that does it's job. (Glad I tested it in Opera, though. I really would like more people to use it.)

      If you use Opera, you'll notice that some of your favorite sites will have little glitches here and there. However, that doesn't stop me from using it. But it does force me to keep my IE button ready on the Quick Launch Bar.

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    6. Re:What's worse? by perlyking · · Score: 2

      I use Opera all the time so I guess I wouldnt notice whats missing/working wrong :-)

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    7. Re:What's worse? by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ah, the ubiquitous inevitibility argument.

      That argument is, of course, bullshit. Use of a modern HTML DTD such as 4.01 strict enforces consistent behavior on the client side. Javascript may still be a problem, but handicapped accessiblity guidelines will require that content be delivered without its use.

      There was a time where I could not browse the web with anything but IE because of the MS incited erosion of HTML standards. But the resurgence of attention to those standards, combined with a significant and growing user population using non IE browsers, have forced most web sites to un-adapt from the defacto Microsoft standard.

      As for Opera specifically, it is the only browser out there which consistently obeys pre- HTML 4.01 strict DTDs. I am a paying user of Opera, and use it on all my GUI systems.

    8. Re:What's worse? by Cuthalion · · Score: 1

      Netscape started eroding the standards first. I blame neither MS nor NS because:

      The goal was never to break standards, the goal was to provide the features developers/designers wanted. Which is why they got used. Which is why now that the standards are catching up, people can write standard HTML and still do stuff more complicated than showing a picture of their dog.

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    9. Re:What's worse? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      The sites i have the most trouble with, are those which perform some kind of browser version check, and often error out and display an "upgrade your browser" page when viewed with mozilla/galeon, often it instructs me to "upgrade" to netscape 4.x 99% of these sites display just fine if you download the html, edit out the check and open it up.

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    10. Re:What's worse? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      But for those of us who either cannot afford to buy windows (or a SUN, Apple or PA-RISC workstation) or simply dont want to waste the money, ie is not an option atall. I have other financial matters to take care of, so my computer upgrades budget is somewhat limited. I would prefer to use $100 to buy a bigger drive, or some more ram, than waste it on buggy software that`s only gonna be obsolete soon anyway.

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    11. Re:What's worse? by rweir · · Score: 1

      Ah, the ubiquitous inevitibility argument.

      You mean the inevitable ubiquity argument?

      -rweir

  117. Re:!!!GO USA!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    (BTW, its Maths, not Math)

    Actually it's "mathematics".
    Economic -- True, The good ole' U S of A is the largest economy on the planet due to its sheer size, so how come a country the size of you smallest state is the fourth largest economy (thats the UK by the way, I think you'll find we invented the computer)

    Strange, it seems you are actually almost 50 times larger than our smallest state, Rhode Island (130,000 km^2 compared to 2700 km^2). England is much closer to the size of Florida, one of our larger states. And I do believe California alone has a larger economy than England (California would be 4th I think). And by the way, California is just over half the size of England (70,000 km^2). Do you see how this is going nowhere? The United States isn't anywhere close to the largest country in terms of land mass or population.
    Social -- Absolutly. I couldnt agree more with a country who would watch someone die in the street if they couldnt afford health care

    This is horrible, yet you can live with the idea that football fans are trampled or otherwise killed at your football matches? I mean, "we'd like to help you but who's going to pay for it" is a rough thing that should be solved, but "England is way better than Italy at football, let's get violent!" is kind of ridiculous. This doesn't happen in American sporting events.
    (thats the UK by the way, I think you'll find we invented the computer)

    That makes it all the more sad that the US dominates you along with the rest of the world in computing. You had a head start, and still couldn't do anything with it.

    England has been a country in decline ever since the World Wars. This is common knowledge. They used to be a world power, now they are the righthand man of the US.
  118. typical.. by Freija+Crescent · · Score: 0

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    Fpber : Zvpebfbsg 0 Bcra Fbhepr 23.8k10^8

    Bu, OGJ, Bcra Fbhepr vf pbzzhavfz, erzrzore? V thrff gur Havgrq Fgngrf FUBHYQ or jbeevrq.

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  119. I know, I know by sphealey · · Score: 2

    But it started off a pretty good thread, eh?

    sPh

  120. There is a fix for this available by JahToasted · · Score: 1

    You can download it here.

  121. I wonder if things like this would exist ... by ninewands · · Score: 2

    if Microsoft's programmers spent more of their time on writing clean code and less time on coding Easter Eggs in Office Applications, Internet Explorer and Windows.

  122. Insightful ?! by apankrat · · Score: 2, Informative

    I agree that moderating this crap up is even worse than posting it.

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  123. Response Time Matters by Rommel · · Score: 1

    This exploit was reported to Microsoft on May 20, according to Yahoo!

    "Oy Online Solutions Ltd. of Finland said it notified Microsoft Corp. of the security hole on May 20 but the software giant has yet to produce a software patch to fix the problem, the Toronto Star reported Tuesday."

    If Microsoft cared, this would be fixed or annonced to the public in a timely fashion. Instead, there have been days of silence.

    They also dropped this little gem, "Responsible security researchers work with the vendor of a suspected vulnerability issue to ensure that countermeasures are developed before the issue is made public and customers are needlessly put at risk."

    Fashionable to bash Microsoft? Sure. Justified this time? Absolutely.

  124. Proxy settings by EnglishTim · · Score: 2

    Set your gopher proxy to something bogus.

  125. No use blocking ports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The bogus-proxy setting workaround seems good for individuals, but we've got a bunch of computers that we'd have to hit. I thought of blocking the "gopher port", but that wouldn't do any good, since any malicious link would likely specify some benign seeming port (like port 80 for example - can't think of anyone who'd want to block that port.

  126. Special Offers by CMiYC · · Score: 4, Funny

    I found it humorous that in the "Special Offers" Box there was a ad/link that read: "Access Your PC from Anywhere - Free Download"

  127. Re:Buffer overflow, buffer overflow, buffer overfl by digidave · · Score: 4, Funny

    The problem is that with only 32-bit addressing it's impossible to programatically store all of the bugs in Microsoft's software.

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  128. I feel so good by Tiado · · Score: 1

    I don't use Internet Explorer (Exploiter?), it seems that there's always a serious hole in IE that can compromise your entire system -- like this latest 'issue'.

  129. For all of you slamming MS by kraf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They don't care.

    Yeah, they made some PR stunts concerning security, but until stuff like this starts affecting their bottom line, they won't care.
    There are just too many morons out there buying their stuff, so the situation won't change anytime soon.

    And don't give me that crap about being forced into using it. Noone is going to hold a gun against your head and say: use explorer or die.
    If your employer makes you use stuff you hate, then you're just a lame pushover and you deserve what you get.

  130. OT: Could gopher be used as a decent WAP client? by Etcetera · · Score: 1


    This gets me thinking...

    A few days ago I was "surfing the Internet" (if you want to call it that) with my crappy SprintPCS 4-line PCS phone, and I got to thinking that a raw, text-only, yet linked hypertext environment is precisely the type of thing that these types of ultra-thin clients need.

    Has anyone explored the possiblity of using gopher as the standard for text-only wireless access to documents instead of some hacked version of HTML (WML)?

  131. moot point, but.... by Erchamion · · Score: 1


    I know this is a moot point since the exploit is for windows IE (i believe), but I found it kind of weird that the gopher protocol for Mac OS X IE is handled by OmniWeb as a 'helper app', another browser entirely. Weird stuff. Perhaps Microsoft's lack of effort in the Mac IE has been a saving grace in cases like this. Just a thought.

  132. Yes, but... by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Yes, but those Moz people have plenty of money. You can't expect poor old Microsoft to keep up.

  133. Root? There is no "root" on a NT machine. by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

    When will Slashdot's editors stop using the term "root" for NT machines? Sheesh.

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    1. Re:Root? There is no "root" on a NT machine. by talks_to_birds · · Score: 2
      This term was directly copied from the article at The Reg®

      Whaddya expect, original writing at /. ?

      t_t_b

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    2. Re:Root? There is no "root" on a NT machine. by alecto · · Score: 1

      It's a joke. You know. Gopher, root. Get it? Aw, never mind.

  134. sic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It wasn't intended to indicate a misspelling, but to indicate sarcasm in that "steam locomotive" and "accelerate" don't really belong together... kind of like "military intelligence"

    Duh.

  135. There is no Microsoft patch!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no Microsoft patch!!!!!

  136. Microsoft Has Already Released A Patch!! by Entropy_ah · · Score: 3, Funny

    Click here to download it.

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  137. just like gophers! by dattaway · · Score: 2

    Close one window, two more pop up!

  138. root? by Transcendent · · Score: 2

    Since when does Windows use Root for its superuser account???

    Stop mixing windows and linux lingo!

  139. MOD PARENT UP [+6 SUPERINFORMATIVE] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod it up...

  140. Re:Mozilla 1.0 is out!!!! by Zurk · · Score: 2

    In related news, Mozilla 1.0 is finally out! celebrate!

  141. coincidence that Mozilla 1.0 now released by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at http://www.mozilla.org
    Mozilla 1.0 has officially been released;
    Source code is of course available,
    as are binaries for many platforms.
    It seems to me like a good time to use IE
    less and less.

    1. Re:coincidence that Mozilla 1.0 now released by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the ability to reject pop-up advertising windows, with a Mozilla preference -- using:
      Edit -> Preferences
      Advanced -> Scripts & Windows
      disallow "Open unrequested windows"

      Now if I could better control animated images,
      like show an indication that animation is desired
      and activate the animation only on the user's click.

  142. How about in an IMG tag? by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 2

    Do you even need to redirect? What happens if you do img src="gopher://site.running.exploit.server"?

  143. wow look another IE hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    better go use that over bloated piece of AOL crap called mozilla instead then huh

    How incredibly lame. UGH.

  144. It's about why you should avoid monopolies. by jbn-o · · Score: 1
    This is the level of service we have come to expect from MS.

    I totally agree, but Microsoft is not the only example of this disservice out there. Speaking to a larger point: This is the level of service you can expect from all monopolies. Proprietary software is a monopoly and software monopolies don't care about your software the way competitors do. Without competition they have little compelling them to want to stay secure (or stay compatible, or whatever the issue at hand is). Microsoft is one of thousands of software proprietors that ship non-free software preventing you from sharing and modifying your software (or have someone modify it for you).

  145. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Wow, so you completely missed the point that they prematurely went from rc2->rc3 just to patch that bug. Within days.

  146. Re:mosaic money by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

    A couple questions:
    IE technically uses Spyglass code, Spyglass being the company the half of the Mosiac folks who weren't in Netscape founded to do browser parts instead of whole browser. Does Andreeson get a cut of this? I'm a U of I alum, and I know students don't automatically get a cut of anything they did as undergrad research, so unless he made a deal with U of I, Andreeson doesn't get cash.

    And if he does get money, how much is this? I know there are a lot of companies that use IE parts: (Yahoo! messenger, AOL, even Morpheus KaZaa/FastTrack client) but how much money is this? I heard Spyglass got f**ked when they signed the code sharing agreement, Microsoft agreed to give them a cut of browser sales (not part sales), which was of course $0.

  147. english link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if'n yer english read about it here

    http://www.solutions.fi/index.cgi/news_2002_06_0 4? lang=en

  148. Karma Whoring?!? My Fucking Karma went down... by Robber+Baron · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    after I posted this! Was 50, now it's 49! Yet another victim of slashdot fuzzy math!

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  149. gopher holes by vinnythenose · · Score: 2

    Damn gopher holes, routing around my backdoor. Guess I'll have to close up my ground floor Windows to stop them from coming in and gnawing at the foundation.

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  150. Avoid these problems. Get a Mac. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duh.

  151. Product Recalls by Nehemiah+S. · · Score: 1

    I do believe you have hit upon the answer here.

    If software companies were held liable for damage done by their defective software, they would be encouraged to either fix problems in that software immediately or issue a product recall. Imagine the repercussions of a monthly recall of Internet Explorer or XP... and $50 million lawsuits over default installations that leave outlook subceptible to viruses.

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  152. Why not just block it at the router? by Absimiliard · · Score: 1

    Any reason we couldn't deal with this in such a simple manner as blocking port 70 at the router?

    Obviously it doesn't solve it for everyone, and does nothing about the hole itself, but blocking 70 should solve the issue for all clients inside the router. Right?

    1. Re:Why not just block it at the router? by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      Nope. Using gopher://somehost.somenet:80 in a URL will bypass your block with ease. The exploit's based on the protocol used, not the port used.

    2. Re:Why not just block it at the router? by moncyb · · Score: 2

      From the article: "Oy Online Solutions Ltd. of Finland said it notified Microsoft Corp. of the security hole on May 20 but the software giant has yet to produce a software patch to fix the problem."

      I don't see why Microsoft just doesn't disable the gopher protocol--that wouldn't take long, would it? I haven't seen a gopher site for five years. I don't see any point in keeping it...

      Anyone want to start with conspiracy theories that M$ wants bugs in its software? ;-)

    3. Re:Why not just block it at the router? by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      No conspiracy theory, just Marketing making the technical decisions. Releasing even a simple "disable Gopher protocol" patch would cost some money and be a PR hit. Ignoring the problem doesn't cost anything nor give any PR hit as long as the general public doesn't know about the hole. Any marketroid knows that means you don't fix the hole.

      That's also why the spokesman was so upset, not at the hole itself, but at it's revelation: they now have to do the technically correct thing instead of the marketing correct thing.

  153. solution to pop-ups by SethJohnson · · Score: 2, Offtopic


    Mozilla >> Preferences >> Advanced >>Scripts > uncheck "open unrequested windows"

    solved. this is the equivalent to the end scene in caddyshack where bill murray blows up all the gophers with C4. The only difference is that the golf course remains intact.
  154. MS Feature by Andrewkov · · Score: 2
    Common, folks, this is a feature! Sometimes you want to put a hyper link on your site that says Click here to format your hard drive.

    Hey, maybe we could use this to our advantage, like Click here to upgrade to Linux!!

  155. you know what this reminds me of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that trojan program that gets installed when you send someone a whack-a-mole game. It's functional, and yet, you know... If I got a corporation big enough to support my whack-a-mole game, would it be no longer classified as a trojan?

  156. Shouldn't that have been? by theolein · · Score: 2

    Refusing to confirm the security flaw, the Microsoft spokesman said the company "feel(s) strongly that speculating on the issue while the investigation is in progress would be irresponsible and counterproductive to our goal of protecting our customers' information."

    Refusing to confirm the security flaw, the Microsoft spokesman said the company "feel(s) strongly that speculating on the issue while the investigation is in progress would be irresponsible and counterproductive to our goal of protecting our company's reputation."

  157. Mod parent up to +5 Funny by theolein · · Score: 2

    He deserves it.

  158. logged in user, not root, on OS X by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here on MacOS X, it looks to me like the Internet Explorer process runs as the logged in user, not root. Still, this security hole is bad, but on OS X it is not as bad as the Slashdot headline would imply.

    To see this, once IE is running, in a shell window use "ps ux" and then see that the executable itself does not run setuid root:

    On a system running OS X 10.1.3:
    /Applications/Internet_Explorer.app/Conte n ts/MacOS:
    -rwxrwxr-x 1 root admin 3631813 Oct 5 2001 Internet Explorer

  159. Re:Buffer overflow, buffer overflow, buffer overfl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Poppycock! 640K should be enough for every bug!

  160. root? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My windows knows not this "root" of which you speak

  161. Yeah, it's all Slashdot's fault! by orius_khan · · Score: 1

    MS can't even try to do something right without slashdot bitching about it.

    Yeah, Slashdot treating Microsoft unfairly in their news stories is the reason my Microsoft "Critical Updates Notifier" has popped up on my screen at LEAST once a week for the past 2 months...

    MS is getting the bashing they have deserved for a long time. There just wasn't any way to publicly display their faults to so many people so easily before the internet (and Slashdot) came along. If you make a product that 90% of all people who use that type of product are using, and your product has countless major security holes, which you don't fix in a timely manner, you deserve to get a verbal ass beating from the public.

    Let's say you made security alarms for cars and houses. And the vast majority of all houses and cars used your company's alarms. And then imagine that people were constantly finding stupid little flaws in your product, like: blowing a dog whistle within 100 yards of the car will automatically disable the alarm, unlock the doors, start the car, and make the headlights flash so you can tell from a distance that the car has been "owned"...

    Some MS bugs aren't even so obscure. Some are exploitable just by using the interfaces as designed, only with some oddly formed input that wasn't tested for. In our alarm example, it would be like being able to go to any house alarm, and hitting the "9" key about a dozen times and it will automatically shut itself off, regardless of what the "security code" was set to. And your company immediately issues "fixes" which consist of instructions telling people to take a screwdriver and pop the "9" key off of their keypad... For what reason should people do anything other than harass the hell out of your company publicly and argue the faults of having such a monopoly in charge??

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    1. Re:Yeah, it's all Slashdot's fault! by shepd · · Score: 1

      > it would be like being able to go to any house alarm, and hitting the "9" key about a dozen times and it will automatically shut itself off, regardless of what the "security code" was set to.

      Erm... we're talking Microsoft here.

      If Bob were to "hack" the security code, he'd just had to type the wrong one in three times and he'd no only have entry to the house, he'd be able to lock the owners out by entering a fresh security code!

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  162. This *could* be intentional... by surprise_audit · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Anyone consider the possibility that it may be policy at Micro$oft to allow such holes in the software?

    Considering that the browser components are supposedly scattered through many DLLs, any patches from M$ could easily include updates for Digital Rights Management lockdown, spyware to tell tales, etc, as well as the 'next big hole' that someone will 'discover' whenever MS feels the need to send out more tracking/spying/crippling patches.

    Heck, they don't even need to include such stuff, just track who downloads the latest patch and correlate with previous data to build a picture of what's out there.

    For example, say ten million distinct folks download the latest patch for Win98. If M$ *know* they've only sold eight million copies of Win98, they know there are 2 million BSA targets out there...

  163. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe I'm thinking of something else, but I remember this site just being a page that had some gifs and a sound file.

    Now there's actually an international company behind it?

    "© copyright 1997-2002 Abatis International, LLC. HAMPSTERDANCE is a registered trademark of Abatis International, LLC. No use of this page or any of these characters is allowed under any condition without the written consent of Abatis International, LLC
    Please read our privacy statement."

  164. I think you may mean this by peterjm · · Score: 1

    MS added some extra switches to their c++ compiler which was supposed to weed out certain buffer overflows but there were apparently some problems with it. You can read about it here on securityfocus.

    1. Re:I think you may mean this by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      The option -check_bounds to the Compaq/DEC compiler is very usefull for routing out potential buffer overflows. I found several in some old code i was updating.

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  165. Don't ignore the great marketing potential here! by Theologian · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind that companies like Symantec would LOVE to exploit this and include the following bullet-point on their next Win32 utility: "STOPS GOPHER PROTOCOL HACKERS!"
    Their solution: Turn off browsers gopher protocol.
    .10 solution, $100 SOUNDBYTE!

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  166. An even smarter worm..... by Catskul · · Score: 1

    ... would be one that is spread through html email, and installs a rudimentary gopher server on every computer it infects an then sends an email to everyone on the address book with a link to itself (new gopher server)... Otherwise if you have a single or (many) static server it will be shut down quickly.

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  167. who uses gopher anymore anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I personally have been on a gopher site in a couple of years, and then it was to show someone what the internet used to look like.

  168. Who coded this ? by Old+Wolf · · Score: 2
    According to this report:

    DETAILS

    When the overflow is triggered, a fixed sized buffer in stack gets overwritten with data from the gopher server

    You have got to be terminally thick in the head to write code that does that. I always hear these stories about the IQ-testing Microsoft entrance exams... did they outsource IE production to some schoolboys or something?

  169. this would be a decent news article.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..if they started calling them fucking script kiddies, hackers have skill, script kiddies don't, get it right!

  170. Microsoft is a bug up the software industry's ass! by moncyb · · Score: 2

    could we please stop this needless bashing of MS

    MS should be bashed...it's like the diner that tries to sell rancid water and stale bread for $100(us). They use whatever means necessary to beat down their competition, so almost all of the other diners (or food producers) have gone out of business or are struggling. You can get better food from homeless shelters for free.

    If you want to make a better comparison of MS vs open source then take 80-90% of _all_ open source programs and compare the number of flaws to MS' flaws.

    Probably 80-90% of all open source programs are made by one or more of: script kiddies, teenagers playing around, hobbists, power users, people that bought "Learn to Program C in 21 Days" who now think they are "experts", and the people can't program so they start a project on SourceForge with a basic description and hope someone bites. None of these people should be expected to create a decent, bug-free program. For you to even think MS needs to be compared with them shows how backwards your position is.

    Anyone and their cat can start an open source project in their garage. It doesn't mean anyone will use these programs, and it is absurd to compare those projects with a funded company that has paid professional programmers. However, from what I've seen, Microsoft would barely scratch by with even this test. If compared with the commonly used (and made by real programmers) Open Source projects, Microsoft wouldn't even have a chance.

    Take a simple program like "BitchX," an IRC client.

    I've used it before. Not to dis the guy who made it (BitchX isn't too bad an effort), but it does seem a bit script kiddie-like. In fact only a script kiddie would choose such a name. ;-) In fact read their page: "BitchX was started by Trench and HappyCrappy as a script for the ircII client."

    It has had countless security issues, and IRC has been around since '89 or so.

    Why don't you compare BitchX with Microsoft's IRC client--assuming they still have one. All I remember about it was almost no features and stupid cartoons. BitchX has lots of features. Not that I'm saying they should be compared, BitchX is made by script kiddies after all--in fact they seem to want to be known as script kiddies--just look at their page!

    We like to conveniently forget about sendmail and bind

    What kind of dumbfuck would use sendmail or bind on their servers??? There are plenty of alternatives to those programs...

    there is no equal or objective comparison between MS and "Linux" (or whatever you want to define as the yardstick of security.. which is typically "Linux" on /.) in terms of security.

    There is no equal or objective comparison between the two because MS doesn't care about security or bugs! Whatever Linus would call a "Brown Paper Bag Bug", Bill calls a "feature". ...and I don't think most slashdot readers define Linux as a "yardstick of security". That would be something more like OpenBSD, who kick the hell out of Microsoft in terms of paranoia and therefore security. Numbers from bug reports aren't a good comparison between them either--the OpenBSD people seem to raise hell when they find the tiniest potential exploit, while Microsoft won't even acknowledge the most horrid of bugs/exploits and will only release a patch if they are embarrassed into it.

  171. The real problem? by Jim+the+Anti-Bob · · Score: 1

    How about this for the *really serious* problem...

    Internet Explorer, Outlook Express, and Windows Media Player are on virtually every M$ machine in a given network - they can't be removed. According to you... when a problem like this comes along, "Admins who are on the ball" need to go around to every desktop and server on their network, apply the patch, and (unless it's the odd 1 out of 1,000) reboot the machine.

    The fact of the matter is that most "administrators who are on the ball" wouldn't install Outlook Express and Windows Media Player in the first place if they were given a choice. Furthermore, I might argue that some would prefer to deploy a more secure browser for desktop users, or uninstall IE completely from their servers. Honestly, why does a server need a browser anyway?

    The real problem (or at least one of them ;) lies with M$ bundling unnecessary, unsecure software with server and desktop OS releases - it means admins have to scramble to keep up with updates to software that they never wanted in the first place.

    1. Re:The real problem? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      More to the point, why does a server that spends 99% of it`s life in a server room with no local users and no monitor attached, need kernel-mode graphics drivers and gui code loaded and running. What`s wrong with a text-screen, using virtually no ram/cpu, which prompts for a username and password... which if entered, loads the user-mode gui for configuration purposes.

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  172. Oh great. by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

    This means that M$ will go ahead with another quick fix. My guess is that internet explorer will refuse to follow gopher links because it is either "a hacker tool", a "vestigal of UNIX", or a "deprecated thingumy that we can't figure out".

    It is pathetically easy to root a windos system. And I'll bet money that a virus will take advantage of this. Fake e-cards anyone?

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  173. Supurized? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I supurized, not at all.

  174. Let's see.. by N0Nick · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Internet Explorer: 17 unpatched vulnerabilities.
    Netscape/Mozilla: 1 patched vulnerability.
    Opera: 1 unpatched vulnerability.

    See http://sec.greymagic.com/adv/

    1. Re:Let's see.. by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Opera was patched like in 2-3 hours and Opera 6.03 was announced. It must be a record for closed source browsers.

  175. You Retarded Troll Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't even know that grep stands for:

    General Regular Expression

    Do you?

    Find doesn't even come close to the functionality of grep. It doesn't support any form of regular expression matching. No, I won't define that term because getting it broken down to your level would require entire volumes of computer books, starting at "Pointing and Clicking on MS-DOS prompt for Idiots".

    And your one liner won't even execute. Find.exe doesn't support any kind of user input, and that's what pipes are for. Did you ask your next door neighbour for help on the problem? Even a goddamned high-school drop out should have taken Comp. Sci. in grade school and would know how to use the pipe function.

    I can't believe you can't even open a fucking MS-DOS for Dummies book and educate yourself. Are you fucking blind, or just too fucking stupid to read an entire book without help?

    You are full shit. Go back to AOL, troll.

    Posted by me, shepd, as an AC because I'm not gonna lose any karma to you, dickwad.

    Now go fuck yourself, assuming you have the intelligence to required to do at least that much.

    But, whatever you do, don't fuck anyone else. We don't need morons like you copulating. I don't suppose you'd be up for a vasectomy, for the good of humanity, would you?

  176. Modern programming language: Lisp by Jon+Howard · · Score: 1

    I personally am a big fan of Lisp, especially Franz's Allegro Common Lisp. The Lisp kernel automatically does handy things like protect against buffer overflows, and allows for debugging and modifying a running program - all of which is optional if you want to get sheer speed out of it.

    Pretty handy, shame that so many people think Lisp is too old, ACL is quite modern and highly optimized - Lisp has undergone a lot of maturation over the last 50 years. Take a look at the list of links in my journal and see some of the things people are using Lisp for nowadays (AMD, Sony, Nasa, even Microsoft).

  177. SLASHDOT MEDIAFORCE!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's fight this disgusting business the best way Slashdot can! Click here to Slashdot Mediaforce!

  178. Computer probably was rooted anyway by bluetoad · · Score: 1

    If Windows is installed I'd consider the computer to be rooted anyway. For the Americans have a look in the Macquarie dictionary for root and rooted.

  179. Re:Microsoft is a bug up the software industry's a by reflective+recursion · · Score: 2
    Be Inc. never had a good marketing plan. They tried to sell to Apple's market (hobbist multimedia) but forgot a tiny little detail--most of those people use _Apple_ computers, which will not run BeOS. The x86 is still considered an office workstation and not much more. Today you finally see big business considering x86 hardware for other things such as databases, rendering, etc. but x86 still has that office stigma. Netscape failed way before you even heard about them. They had no business plan. About the only idea going for them was to create their http server and sell it by adding Netscape proprietary extensions which only work with Navigator/Communicatior. Obviously, there were better http servers around at the time and Netscape could not hack it. That is how capitalism works. If a business can't hack it they fail. I really wouldn't go crying for them. They made out with billions from their IPO--even if they got extremely lazy and incoordinated and ran the business into the ground (which is what happened). I honestly can't get better software from SourceForge. Try obtaining a program that is equal in functionality to MS Office. What about MS Flight Sim? There is only one major open source flight sim that I know of and last time I tried it, it was seriously lacking.
    For you to even think MS needs to be compared with them shows how backwards your position is.
    That is exactly my point. There is no valid comparison between open source software and Microsoft. There have been plenty of amateurs hacking the Linux kernel that probably shouldn't have. Yet someone (many someones) always brings up how better open source is at security, bugs ,etc. Just look in this article and you will see many, I'm sure.
    None of these people should be expected to create a decent, bug-free program.
    And you honestly think that open source hackers should be designing programs without specification? That is exactly what they do every day. The Linux kernel, GNOME, KDE, etc. You will probably hint at the GNOME design guildlines or what have you, but between me and you, those are 100% PR bullshit or masterbation. No one follows them and they don't cover design. The GTK+ manual was produced _after_ GTK+ was written. Most open source manuals come _after_ the software was written. It should be the first thing written, and software should follow _it_.

    Now you will probably say "Well they aren't expected to make bug-free programs," and I will tell you that you do not give a damn about bug-free programs and you simply want to bash Microsoft. If you cared about it then you would have well payed professionals who _designed_ the software. Instead you are using software designed by hobbyists in their spare time which at any given moment could theoretically crash and burn and destroy your entire computer. You won't believe this is possible simply because you are so sold on the Linux hackers reputations of good, honest, giving people.

    To gripe about bug-free programs and to be using software that was not designed, but hacked together is pure hypocrisy.
    I've used it before. Not to dis the guy who made it (BitchX isn't too bad an effort), but it does seem a bit script kiddie-like.
    Actually it is a horrible effort. It is an extremely hacked-up ircII (the original IRC client). Because of the layers upon layers of hacks almost nothing works consitently. There are antiquated features still present with new features simply thrown ontop. But this is my point. Microsoft is not simply one individual, nor are they one group. They have many different groups working independently. I'm sure they have varying degrees of skill level too.
    What kind of dumbfuck would use sendmail or bind on their servers??? There are plenty of alternatives to those programs...
    Many, many people would (and still do).
    Microsoft won't even acknowledge the most horrid of bugs/exploits and will only release a patch if they are embarrassed into it.
    This is FUD. MS released info on the Code Red worm way before Slashdot (and many others) got word. If I remember correctly, it was _months_ before Slashdot posted about it. There was no pressure to say anything about it.
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  180. Re:Microsoft is a bug up the software industry's a by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

    "Anyone and their cat can start an open source project in their garage"

    Whoah! Maybe this would be a good idea for a new claymation by Nick Park (of Wallace and Grommit fame).

    graspee

  181. fp by gibler · · Score: 1

    There should have been a fp here.

  182. It's funny because it's true by laptop006 · · Score: 1

    /me had the same experience...

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  183. Aussie Slang by dhart · · Score: 1

    You know, in Aussie slang, "to root" == "to fuck".

  184. no root on Windows by g4dget · · Score: 2

    Windows doesn't have "root", it has an "Administrator" account. They are substantially different (I think Microsoft's security scheme is considerably worse and more difficult to secure).

  185. Gopher suddenly becomes popular! by bjb · · Score: 1
    I can see two things in regards to Gopher here...
    1. Suddenly every geek in the world seeks out a Gopher site. All the protocol analyzers out there register a huge spike in a dormant protocol. Most think it is a bug.
    2. Some "artsy" or "retro" computer person decides to create a series of Gopher sites simply because it is "creative" to do so. I guess this is kind of like people who release software for obsolete computers or people who play vinyl records just to impress people with how cool they are.
    Note: Just to avoid any flames, I am NOT bashing vinyl; I happen to be an avid vinyl collector for personal reasons (cover art, sound, etc)..
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  186. scriptable fix by Muevelo · · Score: 1

    I had a lengthy discussion on IRC last night on Alternet #gopherfix on how to come up with a better solution to have this fixed in a fashion where it could be SMS scriptable.

    We finally came to the conclusion that you could go in the registry for this setting:
    "HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\gopher\shell\open\com mand="

    And leave the value blank. This will prevent gopher from running commands.

  187. Had MS heard about dinamycal memory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Easy, They'd better use g_list instead arrays in those MicroProducts.