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Links are great and all, but do you think you could tone it down a bit?

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Mac users are FUCKED

That is all.......

Well, here's the problem. FireWire, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a 6-to-4 pin IEEE-1394-compatible digital video downlink cable and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
FireWire is for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. FireWire, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a 6-to-4 pin IEEE-1394-compatible digital video downlink cable and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
FireWire is for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. FireWire, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a 6-to-4 pin IEEE-1394-compatible digital video downlink cable and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
FireWire is for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. FireWire, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a 6-to-4 pin IEEE-1394-compatible digital video downlink cable and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
FireWire is for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. FireWire, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a 6-to-4 pin IEEE-1394-compatible digital video downlink cable and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
FireWire is for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. FireWire, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a 6-to-4 pin IEEE-1394-compatible digital video downlink cable and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
FireWire is for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. FireWire, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a 6-to-4 pin IEEE-1394-compatible digital video downlink cable and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
FireWire is for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. FireWire, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a 6-to-4 pin IEEE-1394-compatible digital video downlink cable and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
FireWire is for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. FireWire, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a 6-to-4 pin IEEE-1394-compatible digital video downlink cable and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
FireWire is for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. FireWire, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a 6-to-4 pin IEEE-1394-compatible digital video downlink cable and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
FireWire is for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. FireWire, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a 6-to-4 pin IEEE-1394-compatible digital video downlink cable and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
FireWire is for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. FireWire, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a 6-to-4 pin IEEE-1394-compatible digital video downlink cable and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
FireWire is for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. FireWire, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a 6-to-4 pin IEEE-1394-compatible digital video downlink cable and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
FireWire is for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. FireWire, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a 6-to-4 pin IEEE-1394-compatible digital video downlink cable and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
FireWire is for different thinkers.

...performing dull little tasks. Here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.
 
In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

...performing dull little tasks. Here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.
 
In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

...performing dull little tasks. Here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.
 
In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

...performing dull little tasks. Here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.
 
In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

...performing dull little tasks. Here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.
 
In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

...performing dull little tasks. Here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.
 
In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

...performing dull little tasks. Here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.
 
In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

...performing dull little tasks. Here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.
 
In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

...performing dull little tasks. Here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.
 
In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

...performing dull little tasks. Here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.
 
In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

...performing dull little tasks. Here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.
 
In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

...performing dull little tasks. Here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.
 
In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

...performing dull little tasks. Here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.
 
In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

...performing dull little tasks. Here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.
 
In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

It's because dull little people performing dull little tasks are naturally insecure, and wish to demonstrate--to themselves, if no one else--that where others succeed, so can they.

This also explains the highly derivative codename. "Sparkle"? It'd be obvious self-parody, if only Microsoft had an ironic penny in its pocket.

Well, here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

Well, here's the problem. The Mac OS, and in fact the entire Apple experience, is intuitive for a certain kind of person. Artists, fashion mavens, scientists, and other creative personalities can sit down with a MacBook Pro running the latest dot-update of Tiger and comprehend its sensitive, tasteful aesthetic. It's a rare instinct, this appreciation for beauty and truth; unimaginative, dogma-bound drones haven't a prayer.

In summary, unattractive squares should stick to Linux and Windows.
Macs are for different thinkers.

Sigh. Only on slashdot. Who cares what [apple]-shift-3 does when this picture is only two pictures to the left.

I mean, there's a freakin' G5 box in that picture. Those things are awesome ; )

No, they aren't. Only an aesthetically oblivious freak would claim these twin cesspools of aborted UI accidents to be anything of the sort.

Why is it that Linux geeks like yourself seem always to lack imagination, inspiration, and flair? And always so critical of lo-fi creativity! Hardly a nurturing environment for the budding artiste, I'd say.

Not only at "some point," sir, but at beginning, end, and everyplace in between: you are the pathetic hack.

Why is it that Linux geeks like yourself seem always to lack imagination, inspiration, and flair? And always so critical of lo-fi creativity! Hardly a nurturing environment for the budding artiste, I'd say.

Not only at "some point," sir, but at beginning, end, and everyplace in between: you are the pathetic hack.