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, a Jesus Dildo, and yes, such a thing exists. I refrain from direct linking to a page that has one. Google is your friend if you're really interested...

I remember encountering such things in the past. Oh yes, plenty of hits. http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php if you like it one way. Or http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/symbolic_dildos.html if you like it lots of other ways.

Though I dunno who sues first, the maker of the dildo or the RC church. Afaik they claim some rights to the cross with a carpenter's corpse and all that stuff surrounding it.

I thought that Jesus ibn Joseph was a failure as a carpenter, which is why he went into the confidence trickster market? You want to be careful saying things like that, you're insulting carpenters.
"RC church" ? Is that like an RC helicopter? http://www.maplin.co.uk/module.aspx?ModuleNo=220841&doy=2m8 Does the RC church come with self-propelled deluded victims who'll auto-navigate to be screwed at the altar? RC opening and closing of the doors to symbolise excluding the victims from Never-Never Land? Wooo, the advances of religion these millennia! I can't wait until experimental theology comes up with an explanation for lightning.

More seriously, .... nah, this isn't really a serious post.

Do you know anything about bl0wf1sh, or was th1s ju5t an att3mpt t0 l33ch s0m3 k4rm4?

Check out http://www.blowfish.com/ :-p

Jesus fucking Christ. Literally. This extremely blasphemous dildo features a fairly realistic dickhead at the tip, and a crucifix complete with a figure of our crucified Lord at the base. A very hefty dildo with lots of ridges and bulges, it's perfect for playing debauched priest, naughty nun, or re-enacting The Exorcist. The Blowfishies are all convinced that we're going straight to hell for carrying this toy; if you want to join us on the trip, we can't think of a better way than buying one for yourself. 10" total length (7-1/4" insertable length), 1-1/2" in diameter at the head, 1-3/4" in diameter at the widest insertable point (Jesus's knees). Do note that the shape of this dildo means it can't be used with a harness. Glow-in-the-Dark White (a pearlescent white).

NO I WANT YOU TO FUCK IT!

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Religious DILDOS!

"Having no sense of humor: another side effect of having a stick up your ass.

Screw Dead or Alive 3... Let's watch Deep Inside Chloe for chicks

(Um. Might be awkward, though, if she's a friend's daughter.)

I'm not trying to troll here, but I swear the first thing that popped to mind when I read the story heading was "Damn, a flexible, charge-emitting polymer?! They're going to have a field-day making electric dildii with that."

Oh, you think I'm joking? Well, there used to be a company called Folsum Electric. Damned if I can find their page anymore. Anyway, there is a listing of their products with pictures here. Personally, I think it's eerie how much that stuff looks like my stereo equipment, well, if my stereo had a 5&3/4" chrome buttplug attached to it anyway... (I wouldn't advise clicking on that if you're easily offended by the sight of objects meant to induce current through various orfices, btw.)