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I love a good parody.

http://www.churchofmyconology.com/

Check out http://www.churchofmyconology.com/

Excerpt:

Myconology is the worship and consumption of huge mounds of manure while living in a stale, lifeless environment and giving yourself entirely to some relentless moron. The Mycon system of belief firmly embraces all of the following:

Mushrooms have it good. They are kept completely in the dark and eat whatever is laying around, with no need for conscious thought. Mushrooms can be harvested for the sole benefit of the reaper without the need for compensation. Why can't humans be more like that? The truth is... they can.

In Myconology, there are no worries about social pressures or making correct decisions, because all the decisions are made for you. Just keep your mouth shut, produce for your owners, and pay the money on time. Anything else is counter-productive and will be punished.

I, for one, welcome our new mushroom overlords. http://www.churchofmyconology.com/

for more info, check these out http://www.lisamcpherson.org/ - she was murdered by scientologists in 1995 http://www.scientology.org/ - they try to look so innocent http://www.churchofmyconology.com/ - hilarious parody or scientology.org (posted anonymously so they don't try to sue me)

Scientology is on the way out as well.

Please welcome MYCONOLOGY!

http://www.churchofmyconology.com/

"Keep 'em in the dark, and feed 'em shit!"

oops, i'm dumb. it is

http://www.churchofmyconology.com/

i must have been thinking of

http://www.scientology.org/