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Are you also this guy?

http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/002539.html

The test already exists. Just hack it into AOL's outbound firewalls and we're good to go.

Internet access CAPTCHAs.

Not only should nerds know what snort is, but a story about a firewall company that involves port security should be at least somewhat confusing.

Fortunately, the defective yeti comes to the rescue to enlighten us about what all the fuss over the ports is.

Some of his other game idea posts include Oval Office, a president sim

I've already played that game.

It's very realistic...depressingly so.

I Am Extreme
Yesterday at work I drank an Extreme Gulp while doing some Extreme Programming, and then I went home and ate Extreme Duritos while watching Extreme Sports on cable.

Today every muscle in my body aches.

Posted on May 01, 2002
http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/000192.html

The guy who wrote this for the Morning News maintains a hilarious blog. One should be so inclined to check it out at www.defectiveyeti.com

I've been to a /. meatup. Vat a sausage party! It was at Swen's Swankatorium. Da Sveedish chef came to our table and he said "dork,dork,dork!"

If only the solution was for some of these people to get a life and a girl.... This is and always will be their lives--what with the R.R. Martin and the smiting and the ay yi yi. That's who they are. Page-loading speed, karma whoring, and modbombing conspiracy theories must never go away. That's what gives the Open Source community its *cough*strength*cough*.

What we need here is a little focus. I've been to the other site too. The way I understand it, one of them is bad. But I can never tell which one so I keep hopping back and forth looking for one with spunk. I am impressed with the ability of the alleged kabal to even put up with some of the twits that inhabit this place. And I am also confounded by some of the twits' twixotry (cf.) when it comes to running shit. [haughtily] Scalable indeed.

You enjoyed /. but now you don't? And it's the rulers' fault? How about all you fscknuts go back to doing something you enjoy instead of getting pissed off at something you don't. The magnitude of this revelation is unnerving, even to me, Comic Book Man. Same for the nation. If you wanna do a wunnie while d/l'ing Ween on your wireless broadband, screw the fascists. If enough citizens can just blow off all this pent up antipathy, the people in charge will have no choice but to mellow out as well.

[group hug for a group blog]

Damn! It's good to get that off my chest!

PS [refrain] Jam your Rumsfeld up your Ashcroft, W.

PPS I wasted an hour on this?!

" They Shall Never Take Our Remaining Freedom Away! Terrorists shall never deprive Americans of their essential liberties.

The Bush Administration's strategy for ensuring this, apparently, is to leave us with none left to lose. "

-c