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New Project To End Stupidity Online

mrneutron2003 writes to tell us that StupidFilter, a new Open Source project started by Gabriel Ortiz and Paul Starr, plans to provide an intellectual prophylactic for memetically transmitted diseases. "Too long have we suffered in silence under the tyranny of idiocy. In the beginning, the internet was a place where one could communicate intelligently with similarly erudite people. Then, Eternal September hit and we were lost in the noise. The advent of user-driven web content has compounded the matter yet further, straining our tolerance to the breaking point. It's time to fight back."

336 comments

  1. oh shit ... by thrillseeker · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... no wonder it's so quiet here.

    1. Re:oh shit ... by ClassMyAss · · Score: 1

      The funniest part about this? If you look at the comments that this article has spawned, the overall quality is about as low as I've seen on Slashdot for quite some time now.

      Perhaps there is no way to talk about stupidity without causing stupidity to be created anew?

    2. Re:oh shit ... by alexhs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If we were to exclude the fools, at the end of the day, one would end up all alone, like a fool!

      S'il fallait excepter les imbéciles, à la fin du compte, on se retrouverait tout seul, comme un imbécile !

      -- Raymond Devos

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    3. Re:oh shit ... by jo42 · · Score: 1, Informative

      Anything that would filter out all of Digg is A Good Thing (c)(tm).

    4. Re:oh shit ... by tepples · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      best. fr1st p0st. evar. The only way a frist post could be better is if ex-senator Bill Frist himself wrote it.
    5. Re:oh shit ... by N3Roaster · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think the problem is in the summary. After all,

      "intellectual prophylactic for memetically transmitted diseases"

      Does anybody else feel dumber just reading that?

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    6. Re:oh shit ... by Noexit · · Score: 3, Funny

      No. Its' just u.

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    7. Re:oh shit ... by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, the new and improved lameness filter.

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    8. Re:oh shit ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      <Nothing to see here... Move along.>

    9. Re:oh shit ... by Windows+Breaker+G4 · · Score: 1

      There goes all posts on slashdot (including this one).

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    10. Re:oh shit ... by Plaid+Phantom · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, I feel somewhat dirty afterward.

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    11. Re:oh shit ... by weasel3d · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fascists never sleep, do they

  2. My favorite bit by Kelson · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the project FAQ:

    Isn't filtering stupidity elitist?
    Yes. Yes, it is. That's sort of the whole point.

    It brings up an interesting question, though. On my blog, I have two layers of filtering against spam, and I'll delete any spam that gets through. I'll also delete the insults and obvious trolls. But sometimes I'll leave the dumb comments intact. I don't know if it's pity, or the kind of amusement one gets out of, say, lolcats, or what.

    1. Re:My favorite bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lolcats huh? And I'm sure you've only ever seen them with that atrocious watermark from the site I will not dignify by mentioning its name. "Lolcats" are nothing but a whole sale ripoff of the work and memes of another community that I am a part of. When the idiots at that website that I will not mention decided to play Prometheus and give our work to the Internet at large the effects were two fold. The first and most insufferable consequence has been an influx in new users in our community, so much so that new measures have been taken to slow down the speed at which new content is posted. Secondly, it has further diluted our subculture with the rampant theft and dissemination of our work, including iconic characters created a world. A pox on lolcats and all who blindly e-mail, forward, or post them! We are taking back what has always been ours.

      -A

    2. Re:My favorite bit by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      It brings up an interesting question, though. On my blog, I have two layers of filtering against spam, and I'll delete any spam that gets through. I'll also delete the insults and obvious trolls. But sometimes I'll leave the dumb comments intact. I don't know if it's pity, or the kind of amusement one gets out of, say, lolcats, or what. Excellent point. I believe that stupidity is protected under the first amendment. I should also note that stupidity is fought in the fifth.

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    3. Re:My favorite bit by Threni · · Score: 1

      > I believe that stupidity is protected under the first amendment.

      Your stupidity is protected on your site; my choice to not host your stupidity is protected on mine.

    4. Re:My favorite bit by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bigger problem is who decides what is stupid?
      All too often on Slashdot people actually believe that "Smart==Thinks like me" and "Stupid==Doesn't think like me"

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    5. Re:My favorite bit by ThinkingInBinary · · Score: 1

      It's a shame you didn't tell us what the other community is, otherwise I would have visited it.

    6. Re:My favorite bit by courseofhumanevents · · Score: 2, Funny

      Believe me, you'll thank him for not bringing it up later.

    7. Re:My favorite bit by un1xl0ser · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually, the GP was doing you a favor. You probably don't want to visit http://4chan.org./

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    8. Re:My favorite bit by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 2, Funny
      When it comes to dealing with stupidity, I prefer using the second amendment.

      And when stupid people exercise the Second Amendment... well, that problem tends to take care of itself.

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    9. Re:My favorite bit by Aleksej · · Score: 1

      I think you are trying to get past the filter.

    10. Re:My favorite bit by raehl · · Score: 1

      Bigger problem is who decides what is stupid?

      The people with the ability to do so.

      If there is a contest between various people trying to silence those that they deem 'stupid', the stupid people will be the ones who get silenced. If they were not actually stupid, they'd be smart enough to be silencing the people silencing them instead of the other way around.

      Slashdot editors are the exception that proves the rule.

    11. Re:My favorite bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4chan has stolen every single catchphrase and meme from somewhere else

    12. Re:My favorite bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct. Except for the part where you misspelled eBaums/SA/YTMND.

      We make it, THEY steal it. So it is, so it's always been.

    13. Re:My favorite bit by Kamokazi · · Score: 1

      I disagree. You are stupid.

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    14. Re:My favorite bit by ktappe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All too often on Slashdot people actually believe that "Smart==Thinks like me" and "Stupid==Doesn't think like me"
      That's definitely not confined to /. Consider the number of Republicans who continue to call Bill Clinton "stupid" when he's demonstrably not, having been awarded the Rhodes Scholarship. (And before you mod me "flamebait", yes, there are examples going the other way too.) It's simply the tendency of the human brain to think all our beliefs are obvious so anyone disagreeing with us is missing the obvious and is therefore dumb. It's unfortunate but since schools don't teach students to open their minds to opposing ideas through debate/rhetoric/satire much anymore, it's not likely to be solved anytime soon.
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    15. Re:My favorite bit by pinkstuff · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fear - that's only because I am always write.

    16. Re:My favorite bit by the1rob · · Score: 1

      I agree. You are not.

    17. Re:My favorite bit by lgw · · Score: 1

      Just remember that the community that lolcats came from is the very same community that Goatse came from - fair warning.

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    18. Re:My favorite bit by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here is a good example of what I consider stupid. Thinking that ones political opinion is fact. I am sick of both parties and all the "independents" as well. I have heard that people claim that Clinton was immoral, but I have never heard anyone say he was stupid. The real truth is it is very unlikely that you can be "stupid" and be elected president. Those that call Bush stupid are just as wrong. Stupid people can not fly a jet fighter which he did or graduate from Yale which he did. You may not like Bush or Clinton or in my case you may dislike them both but to dismiss ether one as stupid is foolish.

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    19. Re:My favorite bit by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      See, you are smart.

    20. Re:My favorite bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      All too often on Slashdot people actually believe that "Smart==Thinks like me" and "Stupid==Doesn't think like me"

      Yeah, and I feel really sorry for all of you for whom those statements aren't true. I don't know how you get through life, really. ;)

    21. Re:My favorite bit by btgreat · · Score: 1

      In terms of programming, I think it would be more appropriate to write "Smart=Thinks like me" and "Stupid=Doesn't think like me." At least in the context of slashdot readers.

    22. Re:My favorite bit by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      All too often on Slashdot people actually believe that "Smart==Thinks like me" and "Stupid==Doesn't think like me"

      But isn't that true of pretty much everybody? I mean, are there people out there who believe that "Smart==Doesn't think like me" and "Stupid==Thinks like me"? And if so, wouldn't they be so stupid that they wouldn't realise their own stupidity, and so think they're smart after all, and so... [out of stack space]

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    23. Re:My favorite bit by owlstead · · Score: 1

      I liked the next one better:

      Q: Do you really expect to be able to detect and filter anything that's conceivably stupid?

      A: No, of course not. You'd need real AI for that, and beyond a certain point it's simply subjective; after all, a sufficiently advanced AI would probably filter out the whole of human discourse, which isn't the idea.

    24. Re:My favorite bit by Smauler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      One of the reasons people call Bush stupid is his complete and total lack of eloquence. Like it or not, people often associate intelligence with ability to form coherent sentences most of the time. I'm not sure how intelligent Bush really is, partially because he never proves his intelligence with decent argument or debate. Others do.

    25. Re:My favorite bit by GreatDrok · · Score: 1

      No, you're thinking of digg.

      Actually, if this was on digg it would be 'your thinking of digg'

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    26. Re:My favorite bit by 7Ghent · · Score: 1

      I decide what's stupid. In this case, I'm looking for poor use of the language, that is to say formal stupidity rather than contextual stupidity.

    27. Re:My favorite bit by fractoid · · Score: 1

      You bastard! I was open-minded and willing to learn until I read your stupid post, now I only think people who agree with me are smart. Fuck you! ...damnitall, I have to improve my slashdot post parsing to include malicious code removal.

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    28. Re:My favorite bit by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      If 4chan was the origin of lolcats, who did the ripping off?

    29. Re:My favorite bit by un1xl0ser · · Score: 1

      Anonymous,

      Do you have sauce for that? Or at least a name.

      Seriously though, there is at least some overlap for some of those. 4chan was started by a goon, no? We're all one happy family. Except eBaums and whatever the fuck YTMND is.

      kthxbye

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    30. Re:My favorite bit by Tribbin · · Score: 1

      Smart == The first readers with mod points understand it

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    31. Re:My favorite bit by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. What really drives me crazy is that people have seem to have lost the ability to know the difference between opinion and fact. But that is just my opinion so take for what it is worth.

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    32. Re:My favorite bit by turbidostato · · Score: 2, Funny

      What!!! Smart==Thinks like you; Stupid==doesn't think like you???

      Nonononono. You got it totally wrong! I'll explain: Smart==Thinks like *me*; Stupid==doesn't think like *me*

      Got it?

      Now... who's on first?

    33. Re:My favorite bit by domatic · · Score: 1

      Bush learned from a drubbing he took in a 1978 Congressional election. His Democratic opponent painted him as an over intellectual rich college boy. He was more or less in Kerry's position in that election. I believe him to be the most incompetent and corrupt President we've had since Grant unless of course he was specifically installed to help his Dad's buddies pillage the Treasury. If that is the case (which wouldn't surprise me) then what we actually have is very foxy character; his would merely be the most corrupt Administration in that case. Nonetheless, I don't think he is stupid. A lousy president, yes this is a man who simply doesn't give a shit for anyone not in his circle of family, friends, and business associates. Stupid, no and that is deliberate on his part to cause others to underestimate him.

      http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/presidents/george-w-bush/

    34. Re:My favorite bit by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      It's because of the enlightenment fallacy, that the only way to truth is through reasoning.

      It's somewhere buried in this conference, but they talk about how our belief in enlightenment way of thinking has been disproved largely by science, most people do not think in the "enightenment way".

      There's an interesting webcast here that the newyork public library held on media, politics propaganda called Orwell comes to america...

      I think slashdot-ians would have a lot to learn from specific segments of it. The webcast link is below.

      http://www.mapdigital.com/orwell/welcome.html

    35. Re:My favorite bit by wanderingknight · · Score: 1

      Except eBaums and whatever the fuck YTMND is. Google is your friend: http://ytmnd.com/
    36. Re:My favorite bit by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      You're wrong, stupid.

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    37. Re:My favorite bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're only filtering on sentence structure, grammar, punctuation, use of caps, use of txting lingo, etc.

      The filter basically punishes people that didn't pay attention in english class, so grammar nazis will be pleased. Rest assured that stupid opinions stated intelligently will still pop right through the filter, per their FAQ section. Personally, I wouldn't mind using it on any forum I moderate if that's all it filters on. Would save me a lot of headaches from trying to read mindless drivel marked by equally mindless expression of said drivel.

    38. Re:My favorite bit by Draek · · Score: 1

      Like it or not, people often associate intelligence with ability to form coherent sentences most of the time.

      and funnily enough, this seems to be the method by which this project determines 'stupidity'. And so we come full circle, from on-topic to off and back =D

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    39. Re:My favorite bit by Loibisch · · Score: 0
      My personal favourite is this:

      Aren't you just trying to eliminate comments and discourse that you consider to be stupid?
      As much as that might be nice, no. The StupidFilter does not understand, in a meaningful sense, the text that it parses, and our graders select comments that are formally stupid -- that is, their diction, not their content, marks them as stupid. It is not our intent to eliminate debate or disagreement, but rather to programmatically enforce a certain quality of expression. Put another way: The StupidFilter will cheerfully approve an eloquent, properly-capitalized defense of mandatory, state-subsidized rocket-launcher ownership for all schoolchildren. I've spent the whole morning trying to understand what's so bad about state-subsidized rocket-launchers for schoolchildren. I mean I can't find a proper reason why we should deny them the fun most of us are craving for so badly. Maybe something for a mechanical turk to work out...

      /me goes off for a rocket-jump...wheeeeeeeeeeee
    40. Re:My favorite bit by TheoMurpse · · Score: 2, Informative

      If 4chan was the origin of lolcats, who did the ripping off?
      I'd imagine a combination of Something Awful goons and 4chan /b/tards who have blogs. Then Boing Boing went apeshit over it and posted links every day for two weeks.
    41. Re:My favorite bit by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      How appropriate that you posted as Anonymous ;)

    42. Re:My favorite bit by KaoticEvil · · Score: 1

      Now... who's on first? Exactly!

      And What's on second, I Don't Know is on third....
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    43. Re:My favorite bit by un1xl0ser · · Score: 1

      Thanks, but refusing to follow the link. I just don't care what it is. I read about it on Encyclopedia Dramatica, and it sounds lame.

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    44. Re:My favorite bit by hey! · · Score: 1

      None of us is as dumb as all of us.

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    45. Re:My favorite bit by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      I am a big fan of reasoning. The problem is when reasoning becomes ones faith. All to often I have seen this line of reasoning.
      I am ruled by reason.
      Everything I believe is based on reason.
      So everyone that doesn't believe what I do is unreasonable or stupid.

      It never crosses these peoples minds that they might have incomplete data, or that what they think of as a fact is really nothing more than opinion. As I have said before all too often I see people loose the ability to separate fact from their own opinion.

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    46. Re:My favorite bit by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "I am a big fan of reasoning. The problem is when reasoning becomes ones faith. All to often I have seen this line of reasoning.
      I am ruled by reason.
      Everything I believe is based on reason.
      So everyone that doesn't believe what I do is unreasonable or stupid.

      It never crosses these peoples minds that they might have incomplete data, or that what they think of as a fact is really nothing more than opinion. As I have said before all too often I see people loose the ability to separate fact from their own opinion."

      But your reasoning is based on egocentric modelling, if you were unable to detect ** unknowingly ** the bugs in your own neural hardware, no amount of reason would save you because it's a hardware problem. Even with your reasoning ability you do not know how your mind functions and where the gaps and bugs are in how it works, you have barely an inkling of how it actually works... else we would all be doctors and neurologists from birth and know everything about our bodies... we don't.

      Hence you've proved their (the scientists) point that to use reason is really a struggle for a small minded species like ours.

    47. Re:My favorite bit by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "But your reasoning is based on egocentric modeling, if you were unable to detect ** unknowingly ** the bugs in your own neural hardware, no amount of reason would save you because it's a hardware problem."
      But I can know that I don't know everything and that some things that some things that I feel are true are opinion and that I lack total proof of it.
      I do think that reason is a struggle but I feel that it is worth it just as long we don't delude ourselves that we have a perfect knowledge and capacity for reasoning.

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  3. Evil Dr. Noone by xPsi · · Score: 5, Funny
    From TFA: The net has vastly broadened the level of discourse in the world, noone can deny this.

    What I want to know is who this evil Dr. Noone is and why she is allowed to deny things we mere mortals cannot.

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    1. Re:Evil Dr. Noone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you notice the "n" isn't capital, the "noone" is probably an animal of some sort. Maybe "noone" is a collective noun for evil doctors.

  4. For the uninitiated.. by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Re:For the uninitiated.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Upon reading the summary, it occurred to me that downgrading any comments that link to Wikipedia would probably solve about 20% of the problem immediately. Thank you for your helpful demonstration!

    2. Re:For the uninitiated.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Upon reading the summary, it occurred to me that downgrading any comments that link to Wikipedia would probably solve about 20% of the problem immediately.

      Me too!

    3. Re:For the uninitiated.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol

    4. Re:For the uninitiated.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just made wind

    5. Re:For the uninitiated.. by Whatsisname · · Score: 1

      Why is there a box around this comment? Or am I just an idiot/AOL n00bzor?

    6. Re:For the uninitiated.. by langelgjm · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure this project already exists, and is called just fucking google it.

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    7. Re:For the uninitiated.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's a fair bet that most of the 987,470 people who signed up for Slashdot before you got the reference, thanks.

  5. Nooo by Yetihehe · · Score: 0

    Nooo, leave my memes alone, you stupid filter...

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    1. Re:Nooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Nooo, leave my memes alone, you stupid filter...

      YUO = TEH FAIL!

      If you want to go with "Nooo", it's "Nooo - they be steelin mah memes!" with a picture of an elephant seal or a walrus.

      And if it's "Nooo" and "you stupid filter", it needs the picture of Homer Simpson photoshopped into "The Scream".

      Finally, you shouldn't be cursing the filter, you should be welcoming your stupidity-filtered overlords.

    2. Re:Nooo by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

      I for one, welcome our stupid filt.......

      [This post censored by StupidFilter v0.1 - Topic: Slashdot Memes.]

    3. Re:Nooo by The+FNP · · Score: 1

      All your stupid are belong to us.

    4. Re:Nooo by renegadesx · · Score: 1

      I guess theres still some bugs to workout

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    5. Re:Nooo by fractoid · · Score: 1

      OI! Filter! Leave those memes ALONE!

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    6. Re:Nooo by alejandronova · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the comments in TFA? 1. Slashdot meme: "Panaqqa: CTO, Panaqqa Inc. I for one welcome our Bayesian filtering stupidity aware overlords!" 6. Slashdot meme: "In soviet russia... stupid filters you!" 20. A stupid filter? *do not want* ... Oh hang on... yes I do This filter is USELESS!

  6. Poof by greg1104 · · Score: 2, Funny

    StupidFilter promises to leverage techniques such as Beyesian filtering

    And with that mistake, I'm now filtering out FastSilicon.

    1. Re:Poof by mrneutron2003 · · Score: 1

      hmm....both "Beyesian" and "Bayesian" are arguably correct spellings of the term......someone needs a hobby :P

    2. Re:Poof by wilsonng · · Score: 1

      I think it was Einstein who said, "What's the difference between talent and stupidity. answer. Talent has its limits. "

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    3. Re:Poof by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      "Bayesian" is spelled correctly on the stupidfilter.org site. Maybe the FastSilicon author has a developmental version of the stupidfilter that works in reverse, kind of like jive or valspeak.

    4. Re:Poof by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      I think Mr Bayes himself might have disagreed, unless by 'arguably' you mean 'arguably despite all facts to the contrary' :P

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  7. Never as now... by RyanFenton · · Score: 4, Funny

    Never as now, has the phrase, "Nothing to see here. Move along" been more appropriate.

    Ryan Fenton

  8. Easy! by diesel66 · · Score: 1

    It turns out that this is fairly easy to implement. Right off the bat, they were able to reduce online stupidity by 75% by simply blocking access to craigslist rants and raves, and all blogs.

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    1. Re:Easy! by ivanmarsh · · Score: 1

      He-he...

      Yup:

      Firewall = if scr_addr != 127.0.0.1 deny

    2. Re:Easy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could reduce Internet stupidity 99% by simply removing Internet access from all citizens of the USA

  9. Awesome!! by isa-kuruption · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally something that will prove the stupidity of that man-made global warming theory and remove it from the liberal religion!

  10. This was funny by nunyadambinness · · Score: 5, Informative

    "the internet was a place where one could communicate intelligently with similarly erudite people"

    First, BWAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Second, it's not 1978 anymore.

    1. Re:This was funny by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

      It says similarly erudite! It's true!

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    2. Re:This was funny by nunyadambinness · · Score: 1

      Touche, nicely done.

  11. Familiar dept. by ShawnCplus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
    -Rich Cook
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  12. I know it doesn't really matter... by singingjim1 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...but isn't it Bayesian filtering? I mean, if we're going to talk about stupidity on the net, let's call a spade a spade. I'm just sayin'.

  13. facebook App? by carlosap · · Score: 1

    You have 830 Friends StupidFilter ON Sorry All the hots chicks have gone you have 10 nerds friends

  14. From Portman et al by explosivejared · · Score: 5, Funny

    This just in: Natalie Portman, on behalf of the Hot Grits Council of America and in conjunction with the Reversalmasters of Soviet Russia, has released a statement crying out to end this First Postian genocide. "They are comments just like all the rest. Just because they were born in the mind of a less intelligent person does take away their inalienable rights of commentality."

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    1. Re:From Portman et al by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So this is how memes die... to thunderous applause.

    2. Re:From Portman et al by Gothic_Walrus · · Score: 1

      All of that, but no mention of Goatse, NAMBLA, or the GNAA? You've still got some work to do, young'un!

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    3. Re:From Portman et al by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to clarify...

      The usage of "grits" when referring to a female means "girl raised in the South". Should be used only to refer to a Southern belle.

      Portman was born in Israel.

  15. how it works by Lord+Ender · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, basically, this is going to compare every post against 4chan, and if it finds a match, delete it.

    Great idea.

    tits or GTFO.

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    1. Re:how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fgsfds

    2. Re:how it works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1&2

  16. How can they claim to fight stupidity by Qwerpafw · · Score: 1

    When their website references retarded 4chan memes like "MOAR" (the link is to preview their moderations of content).

    The whole point of filtering stupidity is to get rid of these mindless un-humorisms, not reinforce them. Using these tired jokes on their site is the equivalent of claiming to fight spam but having one of those FWD: FWD: FWD: SEND THIS TO 20 PEOPLE FOR GOOD LUCK!!! emails as your homepage.

    1. Re:How can they claim to fight stupidity by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So who gets to decide whats funny or not? You? Or me? Lots of people find "MOAR" to be funny. Suddenly their opinions are worthless because you don't? Isn't thinking like that whats really stupid?

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    2. Re:How can they claim to fight stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      alex is that you? i've got that $10 i owe your mom.

    3. Re:How can they claim to fight stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rape the maids.

    4. Re:How can they claim to fight stupidity by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1
      i find that setting funny to -2 or whatever eliminates a lot of shit, even if i do then miss out on the occasional genuinely funny remark. the thing is 80% of the time "funny" on slashdot means the mindless regurgitation of some unfunny meme like "in soviet russia" or "hot grits".

      filtering all this stuff down like this is fine for me because i only read the slashdot discussion for insights on the article, rather than for comedic value, and i'd rather lose the odd useful comment here and there than have to wade through the 80% shit every day.

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    5. Re:How can they claim to fight stupidity by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      So who gets to decide whats funny or not? You? Or me?
      Me.
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  17. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cat got your tongue? (something important seems to be missing from your comment ... like the body or the subject!)

  18. ends stupidity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so it's a project that's going to filter itself since it's open sores?
     
    open source is for fags and fags are dumb.

  19. I for one... by bonkeydcow · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one welcome ..[FILTERED]..

    1. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ME TOO!

    2. Re:I for one... by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      Me th@#$%&^*%#$$%^&%%^&**%^%$

  20. Hmmm. by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Perhaps slashdot should implement a requirement for writing a cogent, unique paragraph before it allows a user to have mod points. Then, if they also change the moderation to be accountable (no longer anonymous, and no longer scarce -- see Kuro5in.org for moderation technology that actually works), it might have a chance at being useful in the sense that one could actually use it to filter messages, instead of being relegated to endlessly observe people use mod points in place of actually expressing a counter opinion.

    Then again, slashdot could continue on with completely broken moderation. I could see that as a possibility, given the existing sample set.

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    1. Re:Hmmm. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Ha! See if that gets you modded up. Not that I disagree or anything, but I never get mod points.

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    2. Re:Hmmm. by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is how you get modded up AND bypass the idiot filter.

      "I totally agree with you. Your points are both intelligent and compelling, and I think everyone ought to look at things the way you do. Anyone who disagrees is an idiot, and it's not even worth the time to expose yourself to anything they say."

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    3. Re:Hmmm. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      So far, that post has an interesting, a flamebait, and an offtopic.

      Pretty funny, really. We really do need an intelligence test for moderators. :-)

      Re mod points, no, none for me either, not for many months now. Disagree with a slashdot luminary (or even policy) and you're toast for quite a while. Unfortunately, no one has applied an intelligence test to the process of becoming a slashdot luminary.

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    4. Re:Hmmm. by d3ac0n · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I agree.

      And for your fine post, I will now mod you up.

      Oh, wait...

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    5. Re:Hmmm. by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I personally think that the slashdot moderations system works quite well. It avoids mod wars, and in my experience has generally promoted comments that deserve to be promoted and buried those that deserve to be burried, no matter what opinions they express. The fact that slashdot conversations are more lively then kuro5hin is worth the slightly less effective moderation system in my opinion.

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    6. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $DEITY I hope they make it some kind of source code class that I can inherit from. Do the basic idiot filtering for me, but let me subclass it for specialized idiot filtering like liberals, OSS zealots, etc. That way dipwads like you who think everything is rosy can see /. just as exactly overrun with imbeciles and crazies as it is, and 500 response subjects will look to me like < 50.

    7. Re:Hmmm. by Tink2000 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Months?
      Ha! Years it's been. I'm convinced it was because I was shot down in metamod.
      Read my journal (all entries) for the rest of the story.

      The funny thing is that now that I don't care what my karma is (and have actively been trying to burn it for over 2 years) I get modded up all the time.

    8. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree with you. Your points are both intelligent and compelling, and I think everyone ought to look at things the way you do. Anyone who disagrees is an idiot, and it's not even worth the time to expose yourself to anything they say.

      Oh wait.. It's a trap!

    9. Re:Hmmm. by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 1

      Agreed. There are many problems with the /. moderation system (not the least of them being the all too common 'I'm modding you down because I disagree') however for the most part it works well enough, junk and spam posts get sent to the bottom, good well thought out posts get sent to the top. No system is perfect, and there may be better way to do moderation than /.'s system, but it works just fine for what it's supposed to be doing.

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    10. Re:Hmmm. by toadlife · · Score: 5, Funny

      I totally agree with you. Your points are both intelligent and compelling, and I think everyone ought to look at things the way you do. Anyone who disagrees is an idiot, and it's not even worth the time to expose yourself to anything they say.

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      I don't always use unix-like operating systems; but when I do, I prefer FreeBSD.
    11. Re:Hmmm. by bvimo · · Score: 1

      That would be http://www.kuro5hin.org/ with an h.

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    12. Re:Hmmm. by Neo_piper · · Score: 1

      Ok wow...
      Both you guys must be doing something seriously wrong.
      I get a block of mod points about every other week.
      I thought everyone did.

    13. Re:Hmmm. by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Ah, that's helpful. I've also found "I bet I get modded down for this, but..." a great way to get modded up!

    14. Re:Hmmm. by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      I was once part of an email mailing list years ago. You could post an email message to the list, but it had to go through a moderator first. If the comment was deemed good and appropriate, it went on through to the entire mailing list. Once you passed some sort of threshold where the mod decided he/she could trust you, you could post directly to the mailing list. Screw up, IE pollute the list, you lost the privilege. Presumably completely or had to go back to being moderated (can't remember which).

      I imagine this is par for the course for an email mailing list, but how many of the noobs out there have ever been on a email mailing list? How many noobs know what usenet is let alone remember what it used to be? (sorry, starting to rant, better hit submit)

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    15. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See? It works: he got 5 points!

    16. Re:Hmmm. by ROMRIX · · Score: 2, Funny

      I totally agree with you. Your points are both intelligent and compelling, and I think everyone ought to look at things the way you do. Anyone who disagrees is an idiot, and it's not even worth the time to expose yourself to anything they say.

      (had trouble getting this one past the redundancy filter...) ;)

    17. Re:Hmmm. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Why not take a moment to look at my posting history and see if I'm doing something "seriously wrong"? My actions are right out there where you can see them. I enjoy slashdot immensely for the high density of smart users here, and I generally put considerable effort into my posts. There are some culture clashes, I'm a proponent of commercial software, including my own, and I think the current attitude towards intellectual property is childish, selfish and self-defeating, but I can and do defend my positions, and I never troll.

      I never used moderation as a means of inflicting my opinion, and I've never used metamoderation that way, either. What I have done is regularly and consistently point out where slashdot's policies and mechanisms need work; and I have also pointed out when a story editor is being less than clever.

      Some of slashdot's key problems are the various anonymous mechanisms used by the editors. They can (and do) go after members completely silently and without any oversight from the community or anyone else. I've seen it happen and there can be no doubt about it - whole groups of messages that extend many days in the past suddenly getting modded down in large numbers, far more than the pitiful five mod points any normal user receives from time to time; reasonable people losing moderation privileges without any possible excuse for it; stories that go red in the firehouse within hours and stay that way never posting, while stories of absolutely no value get posted right away.

      I've even taken the time to write up suggestions for change (in my journal as well as in posts) with an eye towards constructive and productive change. Does that sound like someone who should have moderation taken away from them? Go on, look at my posting history and see. As far as I am concerned, the fact that they care enough to hobble my participation in moderation is just another sign that they are wrong and they know it.

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    18. Re:Hmmm. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      it works just fine for what it's supposed to be doing.

      Really? Note that your post, a perfectly reasonable contribution to the conversation, has been edited out of the conversation by remaining unmoderated at 1; thereby preventing anyone who actually uses the mod system to threshold what to read at anything over 1 from ever seeing what you have to say. If they have mod threshold set to 1, then mods above 1 have no effect upon what they see, and provide no benefit to them; only mods below 1 (0, -1) trim off posts.

      The whole point of moderation is to allow the users to follow a thread without the noise of trolls and outright idiots. The moderation system has put your post right in the same bag with those people. Still feel good about it?

      As the mod system is designed now, mod points are too scarce to mod up posts of simply average value (though it happens often by dint of the moderator agreeing with a post, always at the expense of much better posts because points are scarce.)

      The metamod system could (potentially, if used well, which it isn't) stop bad mods after the fact. But it doesn't - it stops people whom the metamoderators disagree with. Even if it *did* stop bad mods, it never undoes the harm of an incorrect down-mod; hence a lost post remains lost forever to anyone who actually uses the point system for thresholding. And finally, the metamod system is way behind real time, and even if it worked perfectly, the posts would be lost because the conversation is, for all intents and purposes, already over. So clearly the metamod system is no answer at all.

      The fact that moderation is anonymous allows moderators to run roughshod over a thread, unopposed, willy-nilly stomping on opinions they disagree with. What they *should* be doing is looking for quality posts, points well made, rational disagreements, humor, etc. But there is literally no mechanism whatsoever to enforce or even simply *encourage* such behavior because moderation is anonymous and if indeed the metamod system does do any knuckle-whacking, it is long afterwards and the damage is never undone, leaving the bad mod perfectly well satisfied as to the effects they had being just what they intended. If moderation were not anonymous, the community would quickly catch people who were systematically going after opinions; if moderation was eliminated when a moderator was disqualified in a thread, the community would have a way of preventing bad mods from interfering with and degrading the quality of, any particular topic.

      Slashdot does indeed work. I'm here because of the users; they make it what it is. But in no wise can I agree that the moderation system is a good one. I've watched it for years and I know for a fact that it is outright broken.

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    19. Re:Hmmm. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      My apologies. I didn't write it as a link, so I didn't test it. Mea culpa. Thank you for the correction.

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    20. Re:Hmmm. by richie2000 · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, I'd mod you up!

      I don't really know why, it's just an urge I got when I read your post.

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      Money for nothing, pix for free
  21. ITS OBVIOUS ..... by 3seas · · Score: 5, Funny

    They are going to unplug the internet.

    1. Re:ITS OBVIOUS ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God, I wish they would.

  22. It should involve gradiated access by smellsofbikes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine an outbound firewall that poses a series of questions to anyone who tries to use it.
    If you can't solve a grammar problem that requires you to know the difference between "their", "there", and "they're" you don't get to use email.
    If you can't choose the correct definitions from multiple choices for "intellectual property", "piracy", "flame", and "rtfm" you don't get to use the web.
    If you can't solve a quadratic equation, your computer is set to inbound traffic only.

    Problem solved.

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    Nostalgia's not what it used to be.
    1. Re:It should involve gradiated access by Idarubicin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It should involve gradiated access

      Would now be a good time to point out that 'gradiated' isn't a word? (Perhaps you meant 'graduated'....)

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    2. Re:It should involve gradiated access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should involve gradiated access Would now be a good time to point out that 'gradiated' isn't a word? (Perhaps you meant 'graduated'....) Perhaps you meant "graded", or maybe even "gradual"?
    3. Re:It should involve gradiated access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, but not being able to sent data out, how are they going to request web pages? Will their browser just show random slashdot articles as a powerpoint presentation?

      Where's the idiocy filter when you need it?!!!!

    4. Re:It should involve gradiated access by smellsofbikes · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, I meant "sorted according to a gradient".
      Graduated would work, but would imply that once passed, the test would not have to be taken again, which would allow for cheaters and nogoodniks. I think they -- well, we -- should have to take the test every time.

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    5. Re:It should involve gradiated access by Qubit · · Score: 1

      If you can't solve a quadratic equation, your computer is set to inbound traffic only.
      I can see it now:

      "Oh MAN, I can't get online anymore. I need to get some roots. Anyone got some roots for me? Please? OMG, PLEASE someone give me some roots for this thing. I need my fix!"

      We'll start seeing 1-900 numbers advertising "Quadratic Equations Solved: Only $4.99/min!"
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    6. Re:It should involve gradiated access by hawkeyeMI · · Score: 1

      The test already exists. Just hack it into AOL's outbound firewalls and we're good to go.

      Internet access CAPTCHAs.

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    7. Re:It should involve gradiated access by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1
      I think the word you're looking for is 'gradated', with the sense 'sorted by grade'.

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    8. Re:It should involve gradiated access by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      Actually, I meant "sorted according to a gradient".

      Graduated has "Arranged in grades or gradations; arranged according to the degree of difficulty or importance" as one of its definitions, so it could be used in the sense that you're looking for. If you prefer, 'gradated' is also a real word with the meaning that you seek. 'Gradiated', however, is not a word.

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    9. Re:It should involve gradiated access by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      Imagine an outbound firewall that poses a series of questions to anyone who tries to use it.


      Hmmm. Its been nearly 20 years since I had any reason to solve a quadratic, so I'm not sure I could still do it. I don't know that I count, but surely there are loads of quite reasonable and intelligent people who would be filtered out this way.

      On the other hand, both Theodore Kaczynski and Bobby Fischer would probably pass your tests with flying colors. Wouldn't getting rid of all us idiots and allowing in only geniuses like them make Slashdot more interesting!

  23. Taste the irony by hurfy · · Score: 4, Funny

    The server at www.fastsilicon.com is taking too long to respond.

    Apparently not as fast as someone thought it was :(
    Ok who is the wiseguy that is actually reading the article.

    1. Re:Taste the irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Taste the irony by psyph3r · · Score: 1

      I think they had a DB corruption from the error i got. everything looks like it is smooth now

  24. Nice, but... by Godman · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... too bad it'll never be able to detect irony. As a sarcastic person, I rely on savage mockery to let my hatred of idiocy show.

    OMG U CN'T BLOCK M3!!!!!!!1111 I R SMARTER THAN U GHEYFAGS

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    1. Re:Nice, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I R SMARTER THAN U GHEYFAGS
      Either you don't understand irony or this was the ironic bit of your post.
  25. You misunderstand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They didn't really invent anything here. They just came up with a new name for something.
    They call it a "stupid filter," but everyone else calls it an off switch.

    1. Re:You misunderstand. by Kelson · · Score: 3, Funny

      They call it a "stupid filter," but everyone else calls it an off switch.

      And it didn't even make the top 10 list!

    2. Re:You misunderstand. by TimSSG · · Score: 1

      On Windows, I called it the in-secure and on-secure switch because it was label I/O. Tim S

  26. first godwin by Lord+Ender · · Score: 5, Funny

    First they came for the cliches, but I didn't speak up because I wasn't a cliche. Then they came for the memes...

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    1. Re:first godwin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean First Niemöller. Idiot.

  27. Why try beating stupidity? by dogganos · · Score: 1

    It has been proved, several times through the history of mankind that stupidity cannot be hit. Better waste resources to beat the second thermodynamics law...

    1. Re:Why try beating stupidity? by witte · · Score: 1

      Better waste resources to beat the second thermodynamics law...

      I don't know... Stupidity seems to be perpetual and ubiquitous. We just need to find a way to combust it, and voila.

  28. I hope they can apply it to cable TV by Cracked+Pottery · · Score: 1

    Maybe have some sort of ratings system, like the lame ass parental warnings, but for adults. Have something like ST-8, for so stupid that anyone with a cognitive age or eight or above should not watch. For people who blunder onto Faux Noise, they should be warned with a VS-LDSV, meaning Very Stupid - Lies, Distortions, Stupidity and Vitriol.

    1. Re:I hope they can apply it to cable TV by joss · · Score: 1

      You can get a selection of stupidity filters for cable tv here

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  29. Good luck to them by tulmad · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope they are very successful in their efforts. That's certainly a project I'll gladly contribute to.

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    1. Re:Good luck to them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the internet is already full of contributors... That's the whole point :)

  30. I forgot the most important bit. by smellsofbikes · · Score: 2, Funny

    To one side of the 'getting online safely test' are a bunch of random Google ads. One is for a "See Natalie Portman Naked! Click here! (requires installation of viewer software)" link.
    We'll be nice and give them the benefit of the doubt -- they have to click on both that *and* the subsequent screen, that says, "install natalie.exe? Y/N" and only then does the shaped charge in the keyboard go off and blow off both their hands.

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    1. Re:I forgot the most important bit. by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      That's not such a bad idea. Have the downloaded file pretend to wipe their hard disk and then tell them they're stupid. Repeat periodically to remind them.

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    2. Re:I forgot the most important bit. by teh+moges · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... and then the naked pictures of Natalie Portman appear?

  31. Slashdotted by exley · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Looks like they managed to filter themselves...

  32. creators' project to end whoreabull life0cidal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    warmongering (on & offline) nearing its final phase. the lights are coming up now. check the skies.

    t's only a matter of time/space/circumstance.

    previous post:
    mynuts won 'off t(r)opic'???
    (Score:-1, Offtopic)
    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday August 30, @10:22AM (#20411119)
    eye gas you could call this 'weather'?

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8004881114 [google.com] 646406827 [google.com]

    be careful, the whack(off)job in the next compartment may be a high RANKing corepirate nazi official.

    previous post:
    whoreabull corepirate nazi felons planning trips
    (Score: mynuts won, robbIE's 'secret' censorship score)
    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday August 01, @12:13PM (#20072457)
    in orbit perhaps? we wouldn't want to be within 500 miles of the naykid furor at this power point.

    better days ahead?

    as in payper liesense hypenosys stock markup FraUD felons are on their way out? what a revolutionary concept.

    from previous post: many demand corepirate nazi execrable stop abusing US

    we the peepoles?

    how is it allowed? just like corn passing through a bird's butt eye gas.

    all they (the felonious nazi execrable) want is... everything. at what cost to US?

    for many of US, the only way out is up.

    don't forget, for each of the creators' innocents harmed (in any way) there is a debt that must/will be repaid by you/US as the perpetrators/minions of unprecedented evile will not be available after the big flash occurs.

    'vote' with (what's left in) yOUR wallet. help bring an end to unprecedented evile's manifestation through yOUR owned felonious corepirate nazi glowbull warmongering execrable.

    some of US should consider ourselves very fortunate to be among those scheduled to survive after the big flash/implementation of the creators' wwwildly popular planet/population rescue initiative/mandate.

    it's right in the manual, 'world without end', etc....

    as we all ?know?, change is inevitable, & denying/ignoring gravity, logic, morality, etc..., is only possible, on a temporary basis.

    concern about the course of events that will occur should the life0cidal execrable fail to be intervened upon is in order.

    'do not be dismayed' (also from the manual). however, it's ok/recommended, to not attempt to live under/accept, fauxking nazi felon greed/fear/ego based pr ?firm? scriptdead mindphuking hypenosys.

    consult with/trust in yOUR creators. providing more than enough of everything for everyone (without any distracting/spiritdead personal gain motives), whilst badtolling unprecedented evile, using an unlimited supply of newclear power, since/until forever. see you there?

    Ministry in the Last Days

    3:1 But understand this, that in the last days difficult 1 times will come. 3:2 For people 2 will be lovers of themselves, 3 lovers of money, boastful, arrogant, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, ungrateful, unholy, 3:3 unloving, irreconcilable, slanderers, without self-control, savage, opposed to what is good, 3:4 treacherous, reckless, conceited, loving pleasure rather than loving God. 3:5 They will maintain the outward appearance 4 of religion but will have repudiated its power. So avoid people like these. 5 3:6 For some of these insinuate themselves 6 into households and captivate weak women 7 who are overwhelmed with sins and led along by various passions. 3:7 Such women are always seeking instruction, 8 yet never able to arrive at a knowledge of the truth. 3:8 And just as Jannes and Jambres 9 opposed Moses, so these people - who have warped minds and are disqualified in the faith 10 - also oppose the truth. 3:9 But they will not go much further, 11 for their foolishness will be obvious to everyone, just like it was with Jannes and Jambres. 12
    Continue in What You Have Learned

    3:10 You, however, 13 have followed my teaching, my 14 way of life, my purpose, my faith, my patience, my lo

  33. In other news . . . by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dvorak seen in New York City just outside Wall Street shoeless and holding a sign: "Will make wild, unsupported predictions for food."

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    Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
    1. Re:In other news . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He could move to television commentary. No stupidity filter there.

  34. Weird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How come everyone keeps posting blank comments?

  35. It's a great deal, too! by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not only does the stupidity filter help you rise to a higher echelon of intelligence, but it'll save you money, too! Your ISP will be happy to install the stupidity filter on your connection, and it's easy to sign up. Simply stop paying your Internet service bill, and your ISP will add the stupidity filter to your connection in no time! (Allow four to six weeks for delivery.)

  36. StupidFilter, eh? by Anonymous+Drunkard · · Score: 1

    Now Firefox users have a weapon against Danny Carlton!

  37. easier fix: by moracity · · Score: 1

    Filter the "blogoshpere". The problem is that there are too many "bloggers" out there spewing complete and utter ignorance. Everything ends up devolving into the political gutter. It's not productive it does not represent proper, civilised discourse.

  38. i can see it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    * client * .. did you get my email
    * me * .. no, it was caught by our stupid filter

    1. Re:i can see it now by dynamo52 · · Score: 1

      I'm sold.

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  39. slashdottted but check here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the article is slashdotted, the website in question is not: http://stupidfilter.org/main/

  40. A War on Idiocy? by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

    If this works out like the War on Terror, War on Drugs, War on Poverty, and War on War,... well, I for one welcome the New Idiots to the internet this initiative will create.

    The ONLY solution, I could think of, is a "WhiteList" lookup. It would work with a "sand box" a "baby pool", the "shallow end" and "we are so hip deep we R Ultra Kewl Geeks" -- of course, that is the "Deep End" of the Gene pool. You just create a slashdot/wikipedia training wheels program (OK, I do marketing on the side -- sue me for too many metaphors), maybe some sort of proof of community service as well, then when you show someone in the higher level (the "baby pool"), that you have interesting comments, they will invite you in. So, each level will be decided by the one higher, and a social network will decide to move you on up. I don't think you could get more elitist or cliquish if you made a Barbydoll Fans page on MySpace.

    At the very top, of course, would be the one guy who created the system, and his sole pleasure in life will be in finding more and more painful and humiliating ways for people in "the Super Kewl Deep End" to try and earn his favor and move up -- but they never will. The "unknown level" will be a myth of the dungeon lord. Who of course, will give it to his son when he retires.

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    1. Re:A War on Idiocy? by cycik · · Score: 1

      No that top level already has a name. Operating Thetan, and you too can get there for a series of small fees.

  41. What is stupid? by Kelson · · Score: 3, Informative

    Bigger problem is who decides what is stupid?

    In the case of this particular project, it's more about the manner of expression rather than the ideas expressed. A short comment consisting of OMGs, LOL's and emoticions, with "ur k3wl i lik ur site" would trip the filter, but (to quote the page again) it "will cheerfully approve an eloquent, properly-capitalized defense of mandatory, state-subsidized rocket-launcher ownership for all schoolchildren."

    In theory, if the filter is trained properly, it should also be able to distinguish between non-native speakers who have only a smattering of English (or another target language) and those who write in 1337-5p3@k and SMS-style abbreviations. But that requires the people training it to make that distinction.

    1. Re:What is stupid? by Skreems · · Score: 1

      What about non-native speakers who learn English from someone who writes in leet-speak and SMS messages? It's discrimination, I say!

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    2. Re:What is stupid? by Drgnkght · · Score: 1

      @|\|y 1 w#0 7h1k$ t#1$ !s pr0p3r 3N5l!$# d3$eri\/es t0 b3 m0dded $7upid.

    3. Re:What is stupid? by Shortgeek · · Score: 1

      Sad. I've been on user-generated content sites with stupid users (read: Slashdot) too long; I could actually understand that.

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    4. Re:What is stupid? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      It will let anything through that doesn't match its set of filter criteria. Trying to filter out stupidity with a naive Bayes classificator alone instead of one backed up by semantic analysis is, well, an interesting approach. Of course the latter doesn't really work, but the former would most probably have a hard time detecting not only eloquently worded defenses of mandatory rocket launchers for schoolchildren but also complete gibberish that happens to resemble English.

      Besides, you can probably overwhelm the filter by appending a paragraph of good English to your inane l33tsp33k one-liner. Probably the same stock paragraph for everyone.

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    5. Re:What is stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why would people be required to train it? Surely http://bash.org/?latest is all the filter needs as input?

    6. Re:What is stupid? by Eil · · Score: 1

      So, all this will accomplish is teaching the trolls how to speak like the British?

    7. Re:What is stupid? by Drgnkght · · Score: 1

      I think my point was rather clear, even if my message wasn't.

      As a general rule, I don't use "leet". Oddly enough I think it makes the person using it seems rather immature.

  42. Green Day by blhack · · Score: 1

    Does anybody else hear the song:

    "Wake Me up...When september ends!"

    and laugh uncontrollably? Maybe think that Green Day is a bunch of usenet users.

    yeah, me neither ;-)

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    1. Re:Green Day by vyrus128 · · Score: 1

      I did, actually.

      But it's already well established that there's something wrong with me.

  43. You mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...there's actually a cure for b-tardation?

    But what if it has the side effect of causing lolcats to go extinct?

  44. I like it by timtimtim2000 · · Score: 0
    I actually like the idea. Yeah, it's somewhat elitist (which is addressed in their FAQ). However, it's still your website and if you would prefer to have people make use correct punctuation and spelling, that's your right. From their FAQ:

    "The StupidFilter will cheerfully approve an eloquent, properly-capitalized defense of mandatory, state-subsidized rocket-launcher ownership for all schoolchildren."
    It's not a way to silence critics, it's just a way of ensuring those critics present their arguments in a 'non-stupid' way.
  45. But wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that censorship?

    1. Re:But wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad. Freedom of speech applies to speech, which means it is not freedom to spam your stupid all over someone's equipment (servers).

  46. Flashback to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 4, Funny
    The existence of an Online Stupid Filter (as opposed to a stupid online filter, which would be an entirely different thing, perhaps) bears an amazingly (coincidence, I think NOT) strong resemblance to the "Proof That God Doesn't Exist" from Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.

    "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

    "But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D."

    "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. (Oh dear, I wonder if any proponents of Intelligent Design have ever read Hitchhikers?)

    If there were such a thing as an Online Stupid Filter, it would have filtered itself out of existence.

    Due to many/most of its pages being references to suchlike aforementioned stupidity. A blue-light filter works by absorbing blue-light, a coffee-filter works by absorbing coffee (well, the grounds, at least) - any guess what a Stupid Filter absorbs?

    Due to the vast majority of The Internet being not much more than stupidity, and in much the same way as a Black Hole will absorb all light and therefore be essentially invisible (we have never *found* a black hole, just a whole bunch of conditions which theory predicts would be "caused by black holes").

    Seriously folks, The Stupidity Filter obviously doesn't work - the proof is in most comments on this page (present company excepted, naturally).
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  47. Re:Discriminatory, leads to Eugenics by courseofhumanevents · · Score: 1

    Sorry, could you say that again? Your post was filtered.

  48. This post needs no comments by s_p_oneil · · Score: 1

    It gets a +5 funny all by itself.

  49. Lazyness by MikeDirnt69 · · Score: 1

    I'm absolutely sure that the guys behind it don't have anything to do!

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  50. Some Non-English types are worse than AOLers by Zombie+Ryushu · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Has anyone considered the following: I realize that the general consensus is that Americans are stupid. This seems to be the case. But both myself on FreeNode and several female friends and loved ones of mine will tell you that people from some Muslim countries are far worse than any AOL user ever was.

    What I'm trying to get at, is that in his quest to stop idiocy, he will probably wind up blocking the entire Non-English speaking world and Non-White Cultures of the USA (Hispanics, Blacks) because those cultures tend to view the Anglo-Saxon English speaking culture with open hostility.

    The point is it sounds an awful lot like Ethnic Cleansing since AOL as it existed in those days really doesn't exist anymore. Most of the non-technical denizens of the Internet are like AOL users were in those days.

    A more closely relegated division in this time between the AOL Users and normal TCP/IP based users of today is Windows Users and Linux Users. Windows users tend to be poor, undereducated, in non-technical fields. Windows Piracy is rampant in third world countries. (Although OLPC is trying to change that.) Conversely Linux Users tend to be statistically white, male, of considerable wealth and highly educated (generally speaking) and from either the USA ore Europe.

  51. Meta: I think it's a JS bug by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    I noticed the boxed-comment thing a few days ago. I think it's a bug in the JavaScript/CSS in the new commenting system. I tend to always get it around the first comment on a page, generally, although sometimes it's further down. It's not a terrible usability issue but it took me a while to figure out that it doesn't (apparently) have any significance.

    (This is all with FF 2.0.0.4 on Mac OS 10.4.10 using the subscriber server.)

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    1. Re:Meta: I think it's a JS bug by bluej100 · · Score: 1

      Click "Parent" and the box always jumps to highlight the parent comment. I think it's an intentional effect that's just being misapplied on page load.

  52. Hey, that's my project. by 7Ghent · · Score: 4, Informative

    And you didn't link the actual website in the post. It's http://stupidfilter.org
    Go ahead, slashdot me. I dare ya.

    1. Re:Hey, that's my project. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go ahead, slashdot me. I dare ya.

      From http://stupidfilter.org/random.php:

      Sorry guys, slashdot + mysql = tears. Randomized stupidity temporarily disabled until the load lightens up a touch.

      Did we win something? (In all seriousness, it would've been nice to see the random page working correctly, and your silly comment just makes it all the more sad..)

    2. Re:Hey, that's my project. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First you dare us to slashdot you, then you cry like a little bitch?

      From your website (at http://stupidfilter.org/random.php):
      Sorry guys, slashdot + mysql = tears. Randomized stupidity temporarily disabled until the load lightens up a touch.

    3. Re:Hey, that's my project. by Soko · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sorry guys, slashdot + mysql = tears. Randomized stupidity temporarily disabled until the load lightens up a touch.

      Now, for the Irony filter...

      Soko

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    4. Re:Hey, that's my project. by DaTroof · · Score: 1

      Go ahead, slashdot me. I dare ya.

      Sorry guys, slashdot + mysql = tears. Randomized stupidity temporarily disabled until the load lightens up a touch.

      Does hubris count as stupidity?

    5. Re:Hey, that's my project. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go ahead, slashdot me. I dare ya.

      From the randomize stupidity page:
      Sorry guys, slashdot + mysql = tears. Randomized stupidity temporarily disabled until the load lightens up a touch.

      You asked for it.

    6. Re:Hey, that's my project. by lune+tns · · Score: 1

      Stupidfilter is blind to irony. It says so in the FAQ.

    7. Re:Hey, that's my project. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go ahead, slashdot me. I dare ya.

      Sorry guys, slashdot + mysql = tears. Randomized stupidity temporarily disabled until the load lightens up a touch.
      Done and done!
    8. Re:Hey, that's my project. by m50d · · Score: 1

      Sorry guys, slashdot + mysql = tears. Randomized stupidity temporarily disabled until the load lightens up a touch.

      lol you.

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  53. Oblig ISR... by thegnu · · Score: 5, Funny

    n savyet rusha, a chezbergur can has a lolcats!

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    1. Re:Oblig ISR... by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      Back in the U-S-S-R, you really knock out the Ukraine girls!

  54. prophylactic for memetically transmitted diseases by planetfinder · · Score: 1

    Eliminating religion has never been tried before.
    Good luck.

  55. So much for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, there goes Digg, MySpace and 99% of all YouTube comments.

  56. Another way for The Left to censor speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just another way for The Left to censor speech.

    University Speech Codes, Hate Crime, vicious slanderous name calling, physical violence (charging the stage of an unwanted speaker), destroying property (stealing newspapers, tearing down signs), fake agreement (e.g., scientists & global warming) actual government or quasi-government censorship et al. all ways in which the Left shuts down the free marketplace of ideas. One assumes because the Left is afraid their ideas might not stand up to scrutiny.

    As The Left has shown that they are afraid of ideas and want to suppress Free Speech. Look at Europe's many many attempts to shut down speech they disagree with. Look at their poor defense of the Mohammad cartoons.

  57. Fixed by renegadesx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the internet is already full of test subjects... That's the whole point :)

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    1. Re:Fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude... you just plagiarized my comment. Shame on you.

    2. Re:Fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoops... I'm sorry. Confused by /. threads.
      (I thought you replied to my parent - and your reply was visible cause you're not AC, while mine was not.)

      But yes, that's what I meant. I'll mod you up in a sec.

      Can I sign up to be a test subject? :-/

  58. Not a bad idea at all by mebollocks · · Score: 1

    but how about something similar?
    How difficult would it be to create a forum of sorts for debates. Following the initial postulates, the argument could be analysed for fallacious reasoning. Think slashdot moderation but instead of -1 Troll, you'd have -1 ad ignorantiam or -1 Ignoratio elenchi etc...
    Perhaps it would be possible to distill arguments down to their cores, cutting out all the nonsense, we could then crack each other's heads open and feed on the goo inside.

  59. So when does... by Dissectional · · Score: 0
    ...the new 'project' to end elitism online begin?

    We're really overdue for that one.

  60. Obligatory Hitchhiker's Guide Quote by cphilo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to XXXdangerXXX Stupidity. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you. Ya know...Like comments from

  61. Facepunch did it by Thaelon · · Score: 1

    The Facepunch Studios forums already have these guys beat with their forums' Smartness filter. It's awesome. Wish all forums used it. And /.'s discussions while we're at it.

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    1. Re:Facepunch did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting AC as I modded already here, but I was wondering if you could point me in the direction of where I too can add this 'smartness' counter for use in some of the forums I maintain. This is actually a really great idea as it will play on peoples inherit need to compete and thus will get the users to start trying to write up solid posts in order to rake up a high 'smartness' score. even if only limitedly effective, anything that helps is great.

    2. Re:Facepunch did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, the Smartness Counter is for a vBulletin board. I moderate a phpBB forum where something like either that or the Stupidity Filter would be great to have. I hope this thing does get developed as a phpBB hack at some point.

    3. Re:Facepunch did it by ThirdPrize · · Score: 1

      There is no reason why forums shouldn't have compulsory spelling and grammar checks on all posts. I think it would be good idea and make the (US part of the) internet a lot more civilized.

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  62. It will never work by MrKaos · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stupid people are so ingenious.

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    1. Re:It will never work by renegadesx · · Score: 1

      Can you rephrase that? Your post is blank

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    2. Re:It will never work by MrKaos · · Score: 2, Funny
      Excellent, you just provided the perfect example of what I was talking about.

      ;-)

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    3. Re:It will never work by hey! · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was thinking about this very point the other day, listening to a friend go on about her dysfunctional, passive aggressive boss.

      Just because stupid people aren't intelligent in the usual sense doesn't make them incapable of a kind of crudely effective cunning.

      Think about how many organizations run by what I call the three stages of avoidance: (1) ignoring problems hoping they'll go away; (2) responding to a problem that won't go away by denial; (3) letting a problem get so big that everybody is at fault.

      These organizations have practically greased the skids for a problematic person's career. All you have to do is to be willing to do the unconscionable without hesitation, and be obsessed with things like status that are so petty a person of normal intelligence quickly loses interest. The result is a your garden variety corporate Machiavelli.

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    4. Re:It will never work by MrKaos · · Score: 1
      I worked with one, it's not pleasant, especially for people not equipped to deal with the manipulation that inevitably occurs. If you don't have the self-confidence to deal with them, well basically - your fucked.

      I think they are referred to as Organisational Psychopaths.

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  63. Use it to correct stupidity. by DrPeper · · Score: 0

    So if the Stupid Filter can recognize badly formed written documents, could it not thereby be used to correct those mistakes? Would it not then make stupid people at least *read* like they are smart.

    But then would that not just equate to the grammer/spell checker in (choose your own Document Editor). So would it then not only be redundant technology, but probably a violation of somebody's patent?

  64. Re:I SPY A PENIS WITH MY LITTLE EYE by QuickFox · · Score: 1

    Who modded the parent down? It's on-topic for chrissakes! It's a perfect example of complete and total stupidity in desperate need of filtering.

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  65. This is a really stupid idea by pudge · · Score: 1

    Too long have we suffered in silence under the tyranny of idiocy. Including from people who incorrectly, implicitly, claim to be non-idiotic.

    In the beginning, the internet was a place where one could communicate intelligently with similarly erudite people. I don't usually do language trolls, but that's really rich coming from someone who can't spell "Internet" properly, and who directly implies the clearly false notion that today online, one cannot "communicate intelligently with similarly erudite people."

    FWIW.

    1. Re:This is a really stupid idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course they can't. they will be filtered out :p

    2. Re:This is a really stupid idea by pudge · · Score: 2, Funny

      This whole idea is just begging for the Rod Serling treatment.

      Meet Mssers. Ortiz and Starr, self-proclaimed protectors of members of society from their own stupidity. If they aren't careful, they may find that the only way to escape the negative characteristics to be found in all men is a trip to ... the Twilight Zone.

  66. In other news... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

    ...the backbones comprising internet itself had to be brought down by their administrators today. It seems an inescapable loop was created the moment this filter happened across itself.

  67. A recursion problem? by mollog · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yup. I thought that there might be a problem with trying to implement stupidity filters. I thought that if it actually worked at all, its first victim would be the stupidity filter itself.

    'We have met the enemy...'

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  68. Re: Awesome thread to ask a (stupid?) question! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In a Moebius strip kind of way, this is on topic.

    Why is there a big rectangle around parent's post? I don't recall that feature more than a month ago and I can't begin to figure out what FAQ it is under.

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  69. Re:who decides what is stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Well if you read the FAQ...

    Aren't you just trying to eliminate comments and discourse that you consider to be stupid?
            As much as that might be nice, no. The StupidFilter does not understand, in a meaningful sense, the text that it parses, and our graders select comments that are formally stupid -- that is, their diction, not their content, marks them as stupid. It is not our intent to eliminate debate or disagreement, but rather to programmatically enforce a certain quality of expression. Put another way: The StupidFilter will cheerfully approve an eloquent, properly-capitalized defense of mandatory, state-subsidized rocket-launcher ownership for all schoolchildren.
  70. It's a marketing scheme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    As the Stupid Filter is deployed around the English-writing world, a market will develop for new services:
    • A legion of grammar monkeys for hire, who will correct your stupid work for a fair price.
    • The UnStupidFilter, produced by the StupidFilter team. It will use similar techniques to correct stupid language on-the-fly. It will initially be marketed to Windows users. It will *not* be free/OSS.
  71. Any relation to DRNC by wagr · · Score: 0
    IS this related to Dogbert's New Ruling Class http://www.dilbert.com/ (Dilbert cartoon), if so:

    1) Can past In-duh-vidual comments seed the filters.?

    2) Will those members automatically included in a whitelist?

    If not:

    3) Does membership there qualify for a white list (or black list)?

  72. Re: Diction by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    No.

    I rather tend to be accused of creating similar sentences that make Rudolf Flesch spin in his grave.

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  73. Age is a big factor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's really easy to surf, for example, Youtube comments and assume everybody is more or less "your peer". But let's face the facts, a huge portion of those comments are posted by kids and teenagers. These people aren't exactly wise, knowledgable or always rational. It gives a false impression that "wow people are stupid!". Would be nice to know when a particularly crass or ignorant comment is just a 12 year old. It would be a whole lot less disturbing than the same comment coming from a 30 year old.

  74. Skipping the blogodreck, here's the real info by Animats · · Score: 5, Informative

    Skip the ad-laden overloaded blogodreck site and go directly to StupidFilter. The concept is straightforward - they're training a naive Bayesian classifier, like a spam filter, on a set of text excerpts rated by humans. You can look at random samples from the training set for amusement.

    Wikipedia already has some 'bots that do somewhat similar things, looking for totally bogus edits and reverting them. Yahoo's "commercial intent" filter also does something like that, to separate commercial and non-commercial sites. We considered something like that for SiteTruth, where we need to distinguish non-commercial sites so we don't rate them by business criteria.

    This approach to filtering will probably need domain-dependent filters. A political site, a social site, a sports site, and a game site all need different training sets. I'd go for a two-stage classifier, one that divided sites into about ten to twenty major categories, and then a stupidity filter trained for each of those categories.

    Applying such a filter at blog posting time should be interesting.

    And the characters in these books, and plays, and so on, and in real life, I might add, spend hours bemoaning the fact that they can't communicate. I feel that if a person can't communicate the very least he can do is to shut up. - Tom Lehrer.

    1. Re:Skipping the blogodreck, here's the real info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I elect "blogodreck" to be President of the Dumbest Fucking Made-Up Words in the World (tm).

      Fag.

    2. Re:Skipping the blogodreck, here's the real info by morkk · · Score: 1

      You can look at random samples from the training set for amusement.

      filtered already!

      Sorry guys, slashdot + mysql = tears. Randomized stupidity temporarily disabled until the load lightens up a touch.

  75. Ordinary spam filters work for this by TimFreeman · · Score: 1
    Simply arrange to receive all of your mailing lists one message at a time, not in a digest. Then treat the stupid messages just like you would spam. For me, that means adding it to my spam corpus and feeding it into bogofilter. Works like a charm. I see lots of emails from known-stupid people scrolling down in my spam bin, and when they occasionally say something worthwhile it usually shows up in my inbox. Every once in a while I read a presumed stupid/spam message to check I'm not missing something worthwhile, and occasionally I reclassify a presumed stupid/spam message as ham.

    StupidFilter is redundant.

  76. this project is stupid by azgard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We don't need to filter stupidity. That's easy. Both Slashdot and Wikipedia systems (albeit very different ones) do it very well. We need to filter misinformation, omissions, lies and logical fallacies instead. That's the hard part; because these often appear quite logical.

  77. Re:My favorite bit - Bush is definitely not stupid by sien · · Score: 2, Interesting
    There is a myth around that Bush is stupid. It's untrue and allows him to get away with pretending to be a regular joe.

    To verify this:

    First, the rumours passed around from urban legends.

    Now his SAT scores from CNN were 566 verbal and 640 math.

    And from here we have a setup of pre-1974 SAT scores against IQ.

    His score of 1206 combined sets him up with an IQ of about 130.

    Now, from the IQ we can look at a distrubution of IQ versus percentage of people with such an IQ to see where a 130 IQ puts you, and it's in the top 2.5% of people.

    Bush has been a terrible president and will probably be the first president to preside over 2 recessions but he isn't stupid.

  78. Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this is the first time I've seen an oxymoron embodied as a software project.

  79. Hard? by Tyronomo · · Score: 1

    if (postText.equals('first'))
          deletePost();

    That's a good chunk of stupid posts cleaned. ;)

    1. Re:Hard? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that only catch posts that consisted solely of the word 'first'?

    2. Re:Hard? by Tyronomo · · Score: 1

      Yes it would. That's the point. Enable this on the WoW forums and you would remove thousands of posts!

  80. Only on YRO by wsanders · · Score: 1

    > All too often on Slashdot people actually believe that "Smart==Thinks like me" and "Stupid==Doesn't think like me"

    That only happens in YRO. The rest of Slashdot is surprisingly sane by comparison with practically anywhere, and I have pretty much default filter settings. Anonymous moderation works, in its own subtle way.

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  81. We used to call it the "bozofilter"... by kimago · · Score: 1

    ...back on the WeLL. Replaced anyone's offensive stupidity with " (bozofiltered )". I wore a pager on my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get those white ones...

  82. A different approach by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

    Personally I advocate a slightly different approach: the stupid tag. Before getting an internet connection, everyone would be required to take a basic computer competency test, perhaps with some general social questions on etiquette as well. Pass the test, and you get a regular connection. Fail it, and everything being sent out by you gets tagged with the stupid tag, which people can then filter by. Would require some infrastructure work, but I believe it would be worth it.

  83. Right by obeythefist · · Score: 1

    That sounds like a stupid idea. Will the filter filter itself?

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  84. I, for one, by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 1

    I, for one, do NOT welcome our sesquipedalian overlords. Sometimes "More and longer words" =/= "better than"

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    I never spellcheck and I freely admit it. Save your karma for more worthwhile "lol erorrs" replies
  85. I wish you were right by paladinwannabe2 · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, the stupid people have numbers on their side- not to mention people who are really smart in some areas (like being able to write bots that can bypass lameness filters) and really stupid in others (like thinking goatse is a fun picture).

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  86. Recursive stupidity by syousef · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. This project is online
    2. It's aim is to end stupidity online
    3. But ending stupidity online would require the removal of this project.
    4. Repeat, Recurse And Profit!!!

    My brain hurts.

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    1. Re:Recursive stupidity by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

      Something like this would require artificial intelligence, and artificial intelligence would be self aware. It would then be forced to destroy itself. Also, you can't spell idiots without "it"..oh wait

  87. Two ways to do this by TooMad · · Score: 1

    The default homepage for all browsers is locked to this http://www.coolquizme.com/blondbusy1.html. Or you close the internet.

  88. Everyone forgets the 2nd amendment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Excellent point. I believe that stupidity is protected under the first amendment. I should also note that stupidity is fought in the fifth.

    That's only because it's illegal to fight it with the second amendment...

  89. Correction by benhocking · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking more "your thinking off digg". They might call you a "looser", too.

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  90. A glorified 4chan word filter by chris411 · · Score: 1

    If you want to believe stupidity lies within bad grammar and spelling, then go ahead. I have seen much deeper stupidity from otherwise educated people that argue in favor of 'intelligent design' and the like.

  91. "Judge not, lest ye be judged" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See my subject line, because that's always the price of a statement like that site has. It really depends on who is looking & @ what.

  92. Re:Flashback to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Gala by dbIII · · Score: 1

    (Oh dear, I wonder if any proponents of Intelligent Design have ever read Hitchhikers?)
    Don't worry. They haven't even made it as far as Paul in the second half of their favourite book. They rejected the idea of an educated clergy and now they want to reject the educated. Evolution is just the soft target.
  93. So they are going to prove Schiller, Asimov and... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    ...my sig wrong?

    Oh boy...

    Humanity outsmarting divinity and stupidity with one blow?

    Yeah... right... what will all the religious freaks and politicians do then?

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  94. Could this be the end.... by asylumx · · Score: 1

    ... of Slashdot??

  95. No "No Spin Zone" allowed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So since they are stomping out idioticy, does that mean all "conservatives" are pre-banned?

  96. Reinventing the wheel. by Guy_Warwick · · Score: 1

    The FAQ on their site leads me to believe that what is being attempted is not much different from spell and grammar check along with parsing for some teen/street vernacular. If this is the case you are simply going to exclude those with a poor command of English and those who lack the sort of education you get at Ivy League / Oxbridge type institutions. More importantly if the stupidity is algorithmically determined then it can be algorithmically fixed. Thus DumbCheck(Tm) will change LOL to "Your remarks are risible in the extreme". As all readers of this site know stupidity is not the problem. It is trolls, flames and those spoiling for a fight on whatever grounds. "Attitude Filter" seems a much worthier challenge.

  97. and the ever popular by doginthewoods · · Score: 1

    "lose" and "loose"

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  98. Online? by rodney+dill · · Score: 1

    Well why stop just there?

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  99. Start with all-caps users by British · · Score: 1

    My belief exists that those who type comments/etc in all-uppercase are mouthbreathers. It's 2007. The days of computers with no caps lock control are long gone. They don't deserve a voice on the internet if they are using cruise control for cool.

  100. general public by timmarhy · · Score: 1
    The internet is suffering no more and no less then anything else that the public has access to.

    this is why i prefer my elitest hangouts.

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  101. Doomed to fail by Kingrames · · Score: 1

    Every time they do something like this, somebody just makes better idiots.

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  102. Ironic by Mr.+BS · · Score: 1

    Sorry guys, slashdot + mysql = tears.

    Stupidfilter + mysql = stupid

  103. Testosterone Challenged? by zullnero · · Score: 1

    FTA: "a few lines of code could outthink your average testosterone challenged, uncivil Netizen" Do they really mean that people that lack testosterone are uncivil? I mean, emoting does get pretty out of hand sometimes, but I'm sure anyone would agree that "testosterone fueled" angry posting is a bigger problem than being "testosterone challenged".

  104. No, all you need is statistical grouping by Colin+Smith · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For example Collaborative Filtering.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collaborative_filtering

    A simple thumbs up or thumbs down for any particular link would be all that's needed to move the user further away from one statistical grouping and closer to another. Then everyone will be in a group of similarly intelligent people. Each page and each link on a page could be given and display for example, a likely percentage match (12%) with your preferences (89%).

    It would require a shit load of servers to run the backend and a preference bar which can integrate with the browser. However, with billions of people in the world it's highly unlikely that any individual would end up in a grouping of 1.

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  105. Re:My favorite bit - Bush is definitely not stupid by Sergeant+Pepper · · Score: 1

    Oh, that's really interesting. I was not aware that the SAT had changed the test besides the changes they've made in the past few years, so I just compared it to today's scores (where 566 and 640 are... *cough*). I guess he's not quite as bad as I thought he was. ;)

  106. I don't buy it. by Valdrax · · Score: 5, Insightful

    see Kuro5in.org for moderation technology that actually works Or one that promotes cliques. Accountability in moderation produces the same abuses it does in voting -- ganging up on people who see things differently from you. Unless something at Kuro5hin has radically changed in the past 2-3 years, count me as not impressed.

    Anonymous moderation is subject to its own sets of abuses, but "accountable" moderation is no panacea.
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    1. Re:I don't buy it. by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      see Kuro5in.org for moderation technology that actually works

        Or one that promotes cliques. Accountability in moderation produces the same abuses it does in voting -- ganging up on people who see things differently from you.


      Agreed. K5's system sucks. Basically, you can't say anything beyond a certain level of complexity, because most people don't take the time to consider it, and vote on gut reactions provided by their culture.
  107. I already has filter by STDOUBT · · Score: 1
  108. Re:My favorite bit - Bush is definitely not stupid by Lost+my+low+ID+nick · · Score: 1

    Small correction: Bush probably *had* an IQ of ~130, but then he started drinking, and to keep your IQ as you grow older you actually have to work for it even under ideal circumstances, which alcoholism isn't one of. Then there is the question what IQ has to do with your ability to be a good president.

  109. Re:My favorite bit - Bush is definitely not stupid by fredklein · · Score: 1

    His score of 1206 combined sets him up with an IQ of about 130

    People can test well and still be stupid.

  110. Has got to be a troll ... by LrdDimwit · · Score: 1

    "Beyesian" filtering will be used to filter out those less intelligent than the article authors? Positively iron-clad. This article is a brillant idea, and I'm glad I thought of it.

  111. Doomed, I tell you! by PPH · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is doomed!

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  112. kuro5hin.org is no solution by kwerle · · Score: 4, Informative

    I bailed on kuro5hin.org a couple of years ago. Basically, it had become popular enough and let people vote on enough things (what got published to what pages, etc), that it seemed that the teaming masses of idiots were running the place. And basically they were.

    As much as some of the editors here are idiots. As much as they fail to edit. As much as they abuse their editorship (quips in the article, changing article text), they are also answerable to someone. And I think that's probably a good and important thing.

    And as much as the mod system here at /. may suck, mostly the crap sinks to the bottom, and good responses float to the top. Especially if you change your modifiers so that responses marked mostly "Funny" are given -2 in your personal filter.

    1. Re:kuro5hin.org is no solution by gwait · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I just wish Slashdot would increase the dynamic range of the moderation level. The signal to noise level is still very low, with only 11 levels,
      this is a db level of only 20 db. I think it would be interesting if they pushed it up to 65534 mod levels (96 db), (then give out more mod points) so that the distance between really dumbass comments and brilliant ones would be quite high..

      Also, they could track individual categories separately, so you could decide to read the funniest of the flamebait responses (for example) if you so desired..

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    2. Re:kuro5hin.org is no solution by Random_Goblin · · Score: 1

      I just wish Slashdot would increase the dynamic range of the moderation level. The signal to noise level is still very low, with only 11 levels, this is a db level of only 20 db. I think it would be interesting if they pushed it up to 65534 mod levels (96 db), (then give out more mod points) so that the distance between really dumbass comments and brilliant ones would be quite high..
      well, i'm no musician, but if i understand you correctly...

      what you want is a mod system that goes to 11?
    3. Re:kuro5hin.org is no solution by HouseArrest420 · · Score: 1
      Wow that is a seriously high SNR.....96dB??? What type of work do you do? I've never had an oppurtunity to work on ANYTHING even remotely that good. Usually I can only manage to bring the SNR up from 20dB to somewhere around 30-40 due to equipment wear/tear and engineering stupidity, and when I do that clients consider me a god.

      I mean, I guess I could strive for better, but when it would cost not only the company money (most likely due to the need for a complete architectural rework) but myself as well(time is money after all), why should I have to deal with the stupidty of men and woman that should have went to school for the same amount of time that I did, or at least should know the simple basic rules that govern my field. Screw all that noise....I'll stick to what I'm doing because its not worth it to spend 2-3 weeks longer on site than I already am and not get payed more (god I hate dealing with contracts when this HAS to happen lol)....at least my clients are happy-not my fault they think 30-40dB, when dealing with communicating equipment, is great. Chalk that up to people not understanding the technology. I think even without my training I'd understand that 30-40 out of 100 isn't good, but whatever lol.

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    4. Re:kuro5hin.org is no solution by gwait · · Score: 1

      96 db I got from the theoretical range of one channel of ordinary CD audio (20 log (2 ^ 16)).

      I myself stay nice and comfortable designing in the digital realm and avoid those nasty analog issues :)

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    5. Re:kuro5hin.org is no solution by gwait · · Score: 1

      Naw, mate, we already have a slashdot that goes to 11 :)
      I want one that goes to 65534!
      Cheers,
      Gord Wait

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  113. Neat! by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    How did you get your post to come out blank like that?
    Slashdot usually requires you to put *something* in the comment field.

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    1. Re:Neat! by isa-kuruption · · Score: 1

      My post is not empty, it does have some text in it. I suspect that slashdot has chosen to censor my comment.

  114. I've been proposing this for years... by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    Though, my version goes back to the point where graphical user interfaces started taking over the desktop, giving rise to self-proclaimed computer "experts", who really know nothing about what goes on under the hood. The types who go out and buy the fanciest, fastest setup on the market, brag about it mindlessly for a few days, then end up having to call you to fix something stupid they did to it.

    Whatever happened to the days where you almost had to know how to program a computer just to use one? And why is it that computers rarely come with easily accessible programming tools available to the user from the very first time they boot up the machine?

    (Then again, I'm betting the pre-command line interface folks are getting a good laugh at this post...)

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  115. Kuro5hin's moderation works? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely you jest? Are you referring to the site founded by Rusty Foster?

  116. Overblown... by flajann · · Score: 1
    I have a better approach to avoiding stupid content. Just don't read it. No Bayesian filters needed. No silly cumbersome rules. I mean, really -- if you can't spot stupid a kilometer away, you are probably stupid yourself. And in that case you get what you deserve.

    Tongue planted firmly in cheek...

  117. Elitism assumption by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    In the beginning, the internet was a place where one could communicate intelligently with similarly erudite people.

    Well-educated folks can be some of the most stubborn and rude. Perhaps the percentage may be a bit lower than that of the "commoners", but it is not hard to find angry diatribes from the "educated class".

  118. Some questions by dantezco · · Score: 1

    Just one little question: they mean to say they're software recognizes stupidity based on the words? What about the meaning in context? You can't claim the amout of stupidity in a text based on the words used. Sure, you can get some of it right (lke ppl who writ lke ths -- annoying), but what about real stupidity? What about internet trolls and the like?* You need semantics to actually get this right, and I know only two ways to manage this: get people to say what is stupid (bad**) or annotate text with the semantics and let the computer decide (bad too, involves people and infinite work).

    And no, I don't believe in Bayesian systems.

    *Am I going to get in trouble for saying this in /.?
    ** I say involving humans are bad because it would be difficult to get consensus, in any way you try.

    1. Re:Some questions by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      And no, I don't believe in Bayesian systems.

      They work reasonably well for spam. You are, however, correct in assuming that a Bayes filter will probably have a hard time filtering out real bullshit about tub girls eating hot grits while looking at Natalie Portman's goat website, which only old perople do in Korea. Even worse, actually insightful posts that happen to use "bad style" for ome reason or other (such as in a discussion about online culture) can end up as false positives.

      Bayes is reasonably successful at isolating communication from non-communication, but I doubt it works well if you try to determine reason.

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  119. this already exists by h2k1 · · Score: 1

    recently after the goatse revival thing i decided to use that site as my Halloween prank to some of my msn contacts. some of the called me stupid. stupidity is not malware. people can (can they?) recognise what is valuable content. pass on.

  120. Squid by Armon · · Score: 1

    Now, if only they were able to port this to be a squid plugin....
    I already enjoying an ad free experience, why not make it idiot free!

    If any of you are using a linux box as a home router, I highly recommended looking at Squid+Adzapper+Prefetch

  121. Re:My favorite bit - Bush is definitely not stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Especially when you're being tested on synthetic geometry. Knowledge of which clearly made George a brilliant leader.

  122. uh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like money though

  123. Well, just let me point out that... by aldo.gs · · Score: 1

    Stupid filter is not in charge of Gundam. 'Nuff said.

  124. Re:My favorite bit - Bush is definitely not stupid by Pecisk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When people will get this that Bush isn't that stupid. However, his and his "elite" reasoning seems very wrong to us. Why? Because they simply think and therefore act different. They are shortsighted, and this is a catch - lot of clever people have been. Cleverness and high IQ have nothing to do with skill of insight, skill of understanding balance of the world, skill of knowing how to vet out our opinion and not to be so righteous about it. Skill of understanding of giving something good and getting it back.

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  125. please first define "stupidity" universally by master_p · · Score: 1

    Since it's not possible to define stupidity universally, all I see is more censorship. In the end, this technology will be used to suppress all opinions different from the mainstream.

    If you want intelligent conversation on a topic, do your own site, and be a dictator: ban every user which does not conform to your own standards. It's a good and effective way to maintain a certain level of quality. It may not sound very democratic, but it is more democratic than you imagine: it allows certain people to maintain a specific view/quality of conversation that fits their mentality. If you don't like it, don't go there.

  126. oh my god! by lobotomia · · Score: 1

    O_O it's fun!

  127. Simple idea, but could be intersting. by Martian_Kyo · · Score: 1

    An interesting idea, applied to slashdot each user, or more advanced users could use own custom Bayesian filters, to block out what THEY think is stupid, other people would still see it but they wouldn't.

    Technically this will be just a spam filter, a language classifier, the same could be used with almost no modification to filter out (or keep only) the funny comments.

    Now if I could find a way to apply this in the physical life (i don't want to use the term 'real life', and this is the best i could come up with), it would be great.

  128. Dire consequences! by pocketfuzz · · Score: 1

    These people are apparently unaware of the law of unintended consequences. With fewer stupid people able to post on the Internet, their stupidity will have no outlet. This will leave significantly more stupid for face-to-face interactions! I prefer avoidable/ignorable virtual stupidity to real, possibly harmful stupidity in close physical proximity to me or my loved ones. The creators of this software should have thought this through before unleashing their terrible creation upon the unsuspecting populace!

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  129. Re:Flashback to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Gala by coofercat · · Score: 1

    If a stupid filter works like a coffee filter, does that mean that they'll end up with a super-dense blob of stupidity in the strainer? If they keep filtering, maybe it will collapse making a stupid star or some such. A shining beacon of our stupidity for future generations. Of course, I can imagine some careful handling would be required, in case anyone becomes "infected" with stupid.

    The mind boggles... well, it would if I had one ;-)

  130. That's dumb in itself. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This filtering idea is so stupid, it will filter itself out of existence, hopefully with a bang. The Internet loves a good bang.

    Srsly. Why. The stupidity is amusing, it's something I actively seek out after a hard day of cognitive activity, for some much needed laughter. Don't take away my 14 y/o's and their antics.. Plzkthxlolbbq.

  131. Conservation of Supidity by Benson+Arizona · · Score: 1

    Clearly, by Kelvin's 3rd law of stupidynamics, stupidity can neither be created nor destroyed. This leaves the serious problem of how to dispose of the stupidity that would accumulate in the stupidity filter. Given the enormous amount of stupidity that circulates on the web, the filter would become full quite quickly and it would be far too dangerous to simply discard it. I suspect that storing stupidity in volume would present many environmental issues that would not be resolved easily. The problem of disposal of the accumulated stupidity could render this project impracticable for the foreseeable future.

    (Before anyone asks the predictably stupid question: Kelvin's 2nd law of stupidynamics doesn't exist and the 1st law is largely discredited although still supported by a small religious sect inhabiting the northern regions of Tibet.)

  132. Oh god. by pregister · · Score: 1

    Now I have to worry that the filter has been in place for years...and I am on the wrong side. It would explain so much.

  133. It's About Time by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Finally, I can have some peace and quiet on the web. Now that they are getting rid of all of the idiots I have it all to myself...what?...hey, you can't kick me off!

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  134. Re:Flashback to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Gala by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No offense, but that may be the dumbest thing I've ever read.

  135. got a better name by Chris+whatever · · Score: 1

    It's called narcissistic filter.

  136. Can I filter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I filter Stupid Filter using Stupid Filter?

    The mere notion of creating a Stupid Filter is stupid. That's why it may be the next Google.

  137. Before summoning the Great Circling Poets of Arium by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    Remember the last time someone tried to get rid of all the stupid people? Everyone else left behind got killed off by a virulent disease contracted from an unexpectedly dirty telephone.

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  138. Utu this by kuzb · · Score: 1

    This project is bound for failure simply because bayesian classifiers don't work that well. In the end, they're really good at picking up spam because spam contains a lot of keywords which are east to pick up. Stupidity implies that there is some comprehension at work, not the mindless firing of keywords. People who would like to see another take on this should look at Utu, A reputation based system that penalizes people for being hated by the community. A lot more thought was put in to this project, and it already has a working client/server model which you can download.

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  139. reassuring? by pretygrrl · · Score: 1

    it must be so reassuring for the small minded good spellers among us to equate grammar w. intelligence! that seems to be the running theme of comments. unfortunately, well-worded comments =! intelligence comments.
    sigh.
    wish p0epl undertood dat!

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  140. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  141. Blast and damn! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1
    You guys are just geniuses - you stroke the mod's ego and poof - informative!

    You make a funny on stroking the mod's ego and poof - funny (too bad no karma, but who really cares).

    You just make a simple, deprecating observation (my original post) and poof - redundant.

    Two out of three really isn't too bad for the mods. I usually would give one in ten odds of a mod making any sense at all. Hats off! An excellent day in Mod ville. Take the rest of today off!

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    1. Re:Blast and damn! by toadlife · · Score: 1

      I fully expected to get modded down for that.

      Shows what I know.

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    2. Re:Blast and damn! by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      This is how you get modded up AND bypass the idiot filter.

      "I totally agree with you. Your points are both intelligent and compelling, and I think everyone ought to look at things the way you do. Anyone who disagrees is an idiot, and it's not even worth the time to expose yourself to anything they say."

      (+Informative)

      --//--

      "I totally agree with you. Your points are both intelligent and compelling, and I think everyone ought to look at things the way you do. Anyone who disagrees is an idiot, and it's not even worth the time to expose yourself to anything they say."

      (+Funny/Informative)

      --//--

      "I totally agree with you. Your points are both intelligent and compelling, and I think everyone ought to look at things the way you do. Anyone who disagrees is an idiot, and it's not even worth the time to expose yourself to anything they say."

      (+Funny)

      --//--

      I fully expected to get modded down for that.

      Shows what I know.


      What a fascinating conversation we're all having here. I thought this place was full of argumentative assholes... I never realized there were so many fellow smart people here on slashdot.

      I really feel like we all learned something here today.

      :D

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  142. Digg. I'm laughing inside. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anybody else find it ironic that only 36 people dugg this article?

  143. An apology by Neo_piper · · Score: 1

    I'm very sorry that I upset you with my careless coment.
    I misunderstood the tone of your post.
    I try to very hard not to inflict my opinions on others and even more so never to do so uninvited.
    I attempt to only post on the topic of the thread and not start threads unrelated to articles.
    That being said I don't understand what your opinion IP rights have to do with Slashdot Moderation.
    Or what Slashdot Moderation has to do with firewalls in tanks.
    Remember the rule "Don't feed the trolls" even if it is suggesting appropriate means of removing them it's still attention stoking their fire.
    But I do think you are being unreasonable and just a bit paranoid.
    As I understand it the mod-point system is more or less automated, so any hobbling would be a result of a conflict in your posting habits and tone of posts rather than an active denial by "The Counsel of Mod Points".
    Yes I do understand your anger at Mod Point bot nets or whatever you want to call it but little can be done to prevent that in a community of programmers with strong opinions.

  144. Stupid. by fragment1618 · · Score: 1

    This proposed "filter" promotes exactly the kind of behavior it claims to prevent, and there are already methods in place to reduce the presence of "stupidity" when we need to.

    So wait, let's stop and think of what we see as "stupid" on the Internet. From what I've gathered from the consensus of people on Slashdot, stupid is anything you find in the comments on digg.com. In general, these comments tend to have elitist qualities with chauvanistic implications like "my penis is bigger than yours because of arbitrary qualifications x1, x2, ..., xn". In other words, they give you the sense you're in a junior high classroom. Now, this filter turns the former statement into "my penis is bigger than yours because i'm more intelligent than you are". It's just as elitist, and just as invalid. There are people you might call stupid, but they happen to be CONSIDERATE and they are at least willing to learn, or to change.

    We already have means for dealing with this as well. In closed forums, we ban the offending individual. In open forums, since they're open and all, we ignore them.

    I really fail to see the necessity of any sort of filter, unless it's to impose your own, elitist regime on everyone else.