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  1. Re:Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Starbucks and McDonald's Announce Porn Blocks On Their Wi-Fi Networks (cnn.com)

    That makes porn a religion and thus should be protected. Here are some Jesus 'worshiping' sex toys: Divine Interventions

  2. Re:Don't use Gmail for your work. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1 · on Gmail's Mic Drop April Fool Backfires Horribly Costing People Their Jobs (telegraph.co.uk)
    ... which is what I do with my @goatse.cx email address.

    Yes, goatse.cx is a perfectly respectable email-hosting domain these days. They're also reportedly intending to open up for yourdomain.goatse.cx registration too. It might not be suitable if your business is in selling personalised bibles, but it'll be wonderful if your business is ... well babyjesusbuttplug.goatse.cx would work pretty well, I think. Amongst people who are in on the joke.

  3. Re:UK article, US units by RockDoctor · · Score: 1 · on U.K. Supermarkets Beta Test Full-Body 3D Scanners For Selfie Figurines

    And who would want a 9" pianist figurine anyway?

    In a world where the Baby Jesus Butt Plug is a real artefact, and given the frequent public redneck masturbation on Slashdot over the buttocks of Obama, I can guess that slightly modified 9in Obama-dildoes are going to sell well.

  4. Re:You can't patent something.... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1 · on 3D Printing For Everyone

    , a Jesus Dildo, and yes, such a thing exists. I refrain from direct linking to a page that has one. Google is your friend if you're really interested...

    I remember encountering such things in the past. Oh yes, plenty of hits. http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php if you like it one way. Or http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/symbolic_dildos.html if you like it lots of other ways.

    Though I dunno who sues first, the maker of the dildo or the RC church. Afaik they claim some rights to the cross with a carpenter's corpse and all that stuff surrounding it.

    I thought that Jesus ibn Joseph was a failure as a carpenter, which is why he went into the confidence trickster market? You want to be careful saying things like that, you're insulting carpenters.
    "RC church" ? Is that like an RC helicopter? http://www.maplin.co.uk/module.aspx?ModuleNo=220841&doy=2m8 Does the RC church come with self-propelled deluded victims who'll auto-navigate to be screwed at the altar? RC opening and closing of the doors to symbolise excluding the victims from Never-Never Land? Wooo, the advances of religion these millennia! I can't wait until experimental theology comes up with an explanation for lightning.

    More seriously, .... nah, this isn't really a serious post.

  5. Re:Article description a bit misleading by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1 · on UCLA Students Urged to Expose 'Radical' Professors
    Someone should send them a stuffed jesus doll to cuddle up with at night.
    Naaaah, what they need is a Jesus Christ buttplug!!!
  6. Re:If this is the weirdest they've got, then by strikethree · · Score: 1 · on The Top 10 Weirdest USB Drives Ever

    this is not a USB hard drive... but if you want weird, try this:
    http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

    strike

  7. Re:MOZILLA is DEAD by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 2 · on Microsoft To Acquire Macromedia?

    >Has anyone ever done anything useful with flash?
    >I'd hate to think I'm missing something.

    Yes, this site is useful.

    Highly offensive, but useful.