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You'd have to be pretty dense to mistake Austria for Australia

The Internet can be pretty dumb: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/b/b7/Patriot.jpg

Sperg is a perjorative term for someone with Assburger's syndrome, generally of the 'internet diagnosed' variety. As far as that other shit? I don't care. All I care is how well the iPad 3 gets the job done.

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Daniel_Brandt

"I don't regard [Brandt] as a valid source about anything at all, based on my interactions with him. I tried very hard to help him, and he misrepresented nearly everything about our conversation in his very strange rant. He considers the very existence of a Wikipedia article about him to be a privacy violation, despite being a public person. I find it hard to take him very seriously at all. He misrepresents everything about our procedures, claiming that we have a 'secret police' and so on." - Jimbo Wales

This is the global troll council, and we are very sorry, but you have been denied membership in our community. The reasons for this decision were based on the lameness of your trolling, the boringly poor execution, and the general lack of rage attraction.

Suggestion: Try to work in some barely noticeable first-class pro-ACTA bullshit.

If you feel that you have been wronged, we can offer you our dispute resolution and feedback program.

Not this shit again...

noone is going to descend from the skies and fix your problems.

God bless him: I knew we could count on noone to save us.

Congratulations! Your comment is the dumbest and most pointless comment of the week! Here, take your trophy. BIG SHINING TROPHY

Come back when you got actual arguments.

The suspected hacker arrested in California is homeless

Well, he had a perfectly nice van down by the river, until his fellow hackers on steroids decided to blow it up for the lulz.

The suspected hacker arrested in California is homeless

Well, he had a perfectly nice van down by the river, until his fellow hackers on steroids decided to blow it up for the lulz.

The suspected hacker arrested in California is homeless

Well, he had a perfectly nice van down by the river, until his fellow hackers on steroids decided to blow it up for the lulz.

The suspected hacker arrested in California is homeless

Well, he had a perfectly nice van down by the river, until his fellow hackers on steroids decided to blow it up for the lulz.

GNAA first post.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/GNAA

That is the only GNAA/RIAA/MPA/CIA rap.

Consider a person with turret's calling you an asshole versus someone without calling you an asshole.

If a person has turrets I'd be very careful about pissing him off.

On the other hand if he was another self diagnosed Internet assburger case, let's face it huge wedgie is in order. And basically prison is the adult version of giving the class tard a huge wedgie when they misbehave.

Also this

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Asperger's_Syndrome#Assburgers_on_ED

Assburgers is a made-up disease, most common in overachieving middle-class families, because little Johnny is either a social outcast, or is just acting fucking retarded. The parents diagnose their child, and the "doctors" go along with and encourage it because of the money it generates. Fuckers. The truth is, the Assburgers diagnosis has become popular with parents because they need a good excuse as to why their "retarded rechildren are dumb faggots who will be dying alone."

Consider a person with turret's calling you an asshole versus someone without calling you an asshole.

If a person has turrets I'd be very careful about pissing him off.

On the other hand if he was another self diagnosed Internet assburger case, let's face it huge wedgie is in order. And basically prison is the adult version of giving the class tard a huge wedgie when they misbehave.

Also this

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Asperger's_Syndrome#Assburgers_on_ED

Assburgers is a made-up disease, most common in overachieving middle-class families, because little Johnny is either a social outcast, or is just acting fucking retarded. The parents diagnose their child, and the "doctors" go along with and encourage it because of the money it generates. Fuckers. The truth is, the Assburgers diagnosis has become popular with parents because they need a good excuse as to why their "retarded rechildren are dumb faggots who will be dying alone."

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Pain_series

That should keep you busy for a while.

If I link someone to an offensive image (not that I would!)

Come on, don't be a pussy, do it ! (NSFW, beware of the dragons and other general warnings apply here) (good luck litigating against Switzerland, Tennessee !)
There's a non-offensive SFW version here.
BTW both pages are in the first page of Google results for "offended".

No. The MAFIAA already did that comparison, long before any commenter could do it.

Remember, that some days ago, they officially stated in front of a parliament (forgot is US, UK or Germany), that file sharing kills artists. (Yep, not even "music". But "artists".)

(Well, I guess the MAFIAA found out, that they could not rape that which is dead to them. Oh wait, they try anyway. Even if it needs a shovel and a maggot protection. "A cat is fine too", I guess.)

You might get chastised for a text adventure, but it seems to me that the man's daughter is of ripe age for another type of adventure. She'll learn the lessons that will serve her well as she ages. The best part -- if she plays her cards right there's no limit to the cult of personality she can form exploiting desperate and lost young adventure game players^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hmen.

You might get chastised for a text adventure, but it seems to me that the man's daughter is of ripe age for another type of adventure. She'll learn the lessons that will serve her well as she ages. The best part -- if she plays her cards right there's no limit to the cult of personality she can form exploiting desperate and lost young adventure game players^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hmen.

You might get chastised for a text adventure, but it seems to me that the man's daughter is of ripe age for another type of adventure. She'll learn the lessons that will serve her well as she ages. The best part -- if she plays her cards right there's no limit to the cult of personality she can form exploiting desperate and lost young adventure game players^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hmen.

You might get chastised for a text adventure, but it seems to me that the man's daughter is of ripe age for another type of adventure. She'll learn the lessons that will serve her well as she ages. The best part -- if she plays her cards right there's no limit to the cult of personality she can form exploiting desperate and lost young adventure game players^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hmen.

AC not to undo moderation
  Encyclopaedia Drammatica has a very long article dedicated to Cavanaugh. See the logs:

well I'm wasting my time. Slashdot won't let me post the logs ("Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 24.2).") Read between 18:37 and 18:43.

Note the page on Encyclopedia Dramatica; ev0 aka xyz is outed.

Of course Robert Cavanaugh is on Encyclopedia Dramatica

I'd second that petition: To declare Wikipedia the world's largest collection of ego compared with utter schizotypic delusion.

Ego, because only what those in control of the servers think, will become Wikipedia "reality". (As opposed to actual reality.)

And utter schizotypic delusion, because (read these in Advice God fashion):
- "Appeal to authority" is a logical fallacy -- Citation needed, your word is less true than your word on a linked site with authority!
- "Anyone can edit" -- Only mine stays, you vandal!
- "Assume good intend" -- Lock down and delete fucking everything!
- Wikipedia's success to date is entirely a function of our open community.* -- Decide site bias in secret mailing list!
- Newcomers are always to be welcomed.* -- With banning for vandalism!
- "You can edit this page right now": We must respect this principle as sacred.* -- Locked pages "protection policy"!
- The topic of Wikipedia articles should always look outward, not inward at Wikipedia itself.* -- Make entire section about Wikipedia!
- Anyone with a complaint should be treated with the utmost respect and dignity.* -- Breed Wikinazis!
* These are actual Jimbo Wales "principles".

Delusion on a schizotypic level... versus actual reality.

I think I found the woman you refer to.

And it does. Unlike closed projects, the only way for a FOSS one to die is if everyone loses interest.

Another example: when the creators of Encyclopaedia Dramatica decided to shut it down and replace it with a commercial piece of crap, several forks popped overnight even though there was no good way to recover the data. These forks soon coalesced into one, with nearly all data recovered already. And it's more vibrant than it was before, even with serious efforts to censor any news about the revival -- try for example the Wikipedia article, admin-protected with a gag on anyone claiming that ED is not dead.

And here is a photograph of said cat. Please don't pull its tail, /b/tards get very upset when people hurt cats.

Oh fucking please. Anonymous was a cohesive group that is now in "civil war"?

Anonymous is /b/ on 4chan and a bunch of other chans. There is no "leadership" - there is more or less "consensus" for varying values of "consensus" when it comes to a protest or a network attack. Anonymous is about as cohesive as a fist full of jelly.

>Ryan

Ryan is extremely angry because a small group of Anonymous rescued all the old data from Encyclopedia Dramatica by getting it from archive.org before Ryan could get it deleted and then put up their own mirror of the old ED wiki. That's what this is about. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Here's the rebuilt ED wiki, hosted in Switzerland:

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page

That Ryan is raging buttmad over what "Teh Internets" has done "to him" is delicious irony.

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BMO