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We're one step closer to the day I can go find the freakiest, dirtiest, most disease-laden slut and hire her to do nasty, nasty things... and simply go for a single shot afterwards.

Quagmire? is that you? [Sound warning]

[ ( Satan + Hitler + Cartman + Wicked Witch of the West ) ^ 10 year total execs bonuses ]

I have no idea what dimensions that equates to, but at least light-years and yards are both lengths.

Which leads me neatly into parsecs.

Maybe that CSR just watched A Few Good Men.

AT&T: You want coverage?
Consumerist: I think I have the towers.
AT&T: You want coverage?
Consumerist: I want the iPhone!
AT&T: You can't handle the iPhone!!

"I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

All these Oo.o's remind me of family guy

Peter: Oh my God, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets... it says Ooooo!
Brian: Peter those are Cheerios.
Sound Clip

"man ure so deep you relly sshould make a blog or a twitter or something" - by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 29, @10:35AM (#28866195)

Heh, thanks... but, well - NOT really: Most ANY network tech or admin even (users with a better password really, because they only USE tools guys like myself, software engineers/coders/programmers write for them to USE) knows about this even...

So, that "all said & aside"?

Well - I cannot put it any better than this:

"Learn to know the dark side of the force and you will achieve a power greater than any Jedi." - Darth Sidious/Emperor Palpatine (last of the SITH)

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/msydsyxplv--Learn-to-know-the-dark-side-of-the-force-and-you-will-achieve-a-power-greater-than-any-JediStar-Wars-Episode-III-Revenge-of-the-Sith-Ian-McDiarmid-Supreme-Chancellor-Palpatine-

Jedi's being my "naysayers" here, & whom I strongly suspect, are merely techies &/or network admins/engineers @ best/most... not coders (who ARE the "sith lords" basically, since many of us, like myself, have done THEIR JOBS, and written the code they merely USE)... period!

APK

P.S.=>

"i hope evry1 woud use HOSTS instead of crappy slow and insecure dns servers then the internet would be a better place." - by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday July 29, @10:35AM (#28866195)

As is, right now, what with Dan Kaminsky's findings on DNS server faults, as well as this article's points (& network solutions being pilfered this week also, & afaik because of DNS poisoning)? They work... & do anyhow, for superior speed, & security online.

Evidence thereof, per Mr. Oliver Day of SECURITYFOCUS.COM:

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http://www.securityfocus.com/columnists/491

RESURRECTING THE KILLFILE:

"The host file on my day-to-day laptop is now over 16,000 lines long. Accessing the Internet particularly browsing the Web is actually faster now."

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Since "my word here" is apparently, NOT good enough? You have Mr. Days as well, saying exactly what I have pretty much (& I am fairly sure he has read my security guide also & agrees with my points in it about HOSTS files value for BOTH added speed, AND SECURITY, online today (especially today in the era of the poisoned DNS server, or malicious sites + adbanners))... especially in LIGHT of this article about DNS troubles, AND this one (bad adbanners):

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IT: The Next Ad You Click May Be a Virus

http://it.slashdot.org/story/09/06/15/2056219/The-Next-Ad-You-Click-May-Be-a-Virus?from=rss

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According to the article, these things can kill a dog in a single bite.

Kill what, a Chihuahua?

My husky would probably eat it. She's like the USMC: she kills everything she sees.

Does it make this really cool sound?

It's been done already

I wish there was a way to post this as a player instead of a link: http://www.entertonement.com/188534/The_Simpsons/H a_Ha/Tone.aspx