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Or possibly some beautiful Watermelon Art from the same talented guy...

Just as Gallagher, a Sledge-O-Matic is exactly what you need.

The reason why the US is loosing jobs has more to do with incredibly bad, corporate sponsored trade deals(that involve the US borrowing $500 Billion/year to prop up those bad trade deals--and bad US tax policy that make productive individuals bear the costs imposed by corporate welfare cases.
Heh, that is what makes fighting outsourcing by starting your own business even harder. Small businesses who provide a very large number of the jobs in this country get taxed much more than multi-billion dollar corporations. Why? Becuase corporations can afford lobbyists and political kickbacks. Of course the tax breaks they get don't go towards giving US citizens who pay the bills good jobs, they go to the executive board while they lay people off claiming that they need to be more "competive". I understand the need to be competetive, and you can't just shut the country up, but how is giving rich people even more money that you and I paid for helping to make us any more competitive?
Small businesses do have group lobbyists, but they don't have nearly the clout that huge corporations do.
We need to get money out of politics, which is why you should vote Gallagher in 04!

First Gallagher quote on slashdot in years, +5!

Americans don't speak English. They speak American!

I don't think Gallagher's Sledge-o-matic has anything to worry about.

If you knew the stuff they actually do and have done, your head would probably explode. I'm serious, literally explode. Like a small mellon or something in the hands of Gallagher.

Yes, I'm quite positive. The only way to get something done is to have 4000 of your customers call the PUC (hey, it beats them bitching at you! Customers love to hate SBC and techies love to pass the buck). Then maybe they'll "look into it."

Like a large, ripe berry.
"Wait, you mean they actually...*kaboom!*"

"Give me a big enough hammer and a place to stand and I can break practically anything"

-Archimediocrates

-Gallagher

Why send a robot to do a man's job? If the robot fails, you're out some serious coin buying a replacement. If the man fails, all your out is a big hammer.