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AH... what they didn't tell you is that the payload contains a copy of both the Ten Commandments and the King George Bible... which will be dropped on Pluto to the dismay of Clyde Tombaugh who thought his ashes were going to find a good secular resting place on the farthest planet from Earth we can get to...

I don't need any questions answered, it's clear that this could only be one thing: a quark matter strike!

Albeit a very small one.

However, it vindicates this guy.

I downloaded the movie 2 weeks ago, got sued for it, sued Bram Cohen for inducing me to do it, and finally gave up and took Orrin Hatch out for ice cream.

comical codpiece

Thanks to Google images:

A very fetching pearled codpeice!

Is John Travolta's codpeice over inflated, or just his ego?

Batman wouldn't be quite so heroic without his codpeice.

A George Dubya Bush double play!

And to finish off, A Briefe History of the Codpiece.

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Should have taught the dell dude how to smoke weed and not get caught.

Who else hates those fucking lame ass "dell interns"? Bring back the dell dude please!

In response to China's 4 Moon goals, president Bush has recommended Outsourcing NASA. The current 4 goals of NASA administrators: 1) Qualify JB weld for in-space repair of foam damaged wing leading edges. 2) Talk to Halliburton about constructing up ground based communications station and alternate shuttle landing site in IRAQ. 3) Do a google search, find out what this MARS thingy is all about. 4) Upload Resume's to monster.com see if China is hiring for space development work.