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Too bad over 20,000 people in Duval County [jacksonville.com] followed the instructions invalidating what looked to be a sufficient number of Gore votes to have easliy won him the election.

Too bad you didn't read the article. Those instructions were for the sample ballot, where everything was on one page, the real ballot had two pages and correct instructions for this layout. Also, gore would have only gained votes if a) his voters were not as smart as bushes, or b) the county was democratic, in which case, like with the butterfly ballot, it was designed by democrats.

Except in cases where the instruction printed on the ballots themselves are wrong, such as the case in a northern FL country in 2000 where the ballots says vote on every page, but page 2 was an additional 5 prez/vp choices and if you voted "on every single page" you would have spoiled your ballot.

Too bad over 20,000 people in Duval County followed the instructions invalidating what looked to be a sufficient number of Gore votes to have easliy won him the election.

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The place is a comment board for football games. The people there are idiots and need some witty insightful trollful comments to brighten their days.

Go get em!!!

You're talking about Madison Priest

What you need is the wireless version of the Magic Box.

I was deeply convinced and profoundly amazed by the magic box demonstration they have on their site.

Now click here or cliquez ici for those who speak spanish in the audience, and, yes you must have flash...everybody must have flash!

So, note, if you press the "compatibility test" you will see how the blue flows through the magic box far better than it flows through your 56k...box. Yes I know compatibility means how compatible something is, not how it compares to something else, but ignore the words...just watch the test. Again...see how the blue flooooows through the magic box box...but still crawls along on the T3!

In fact, if you press the "test" button next to the magic box box, you will note that the blue comes through sharply, clearly, quickly every time! That's how reliable *your* customers will find the magic box every single time!

[sorry...i couldn't help it...my parents were in Amway...i've seen it all before]

I was deeply convinced and profoundly amazed by the magic box demonstration they have on their site.

Now click here or cliquez ici for those who speak spanish in the audience, and, yes you must have flash...everybody must have flash!

So, note, if you press the "compatibility test" you will see how the blue flows through the magic box far better than it flows through your 56k...box. Yes I know compatibility means how compatible something is, not how it compares to something else, but ignore the words...just watch the test. Again...see how the blue flooooows through the magic box box...but still crawls along on the T3!

In fact, if you press the "test" button next to the magic box box, you will note that the blue comes through sharply, clearly, quickly every time! That's how reliable *your* customers will find the magic box every single time!

[sorry...i couldn't help it...my parents were in Amway...i've seen it all before]

Look at his picture and indeed he does look like someone about to rape little developing boys and girls who might have ideas of their own. These days anyone can apply and get a patent. Just like a college degree.

Be afraid...

He received a patent on his black box, so it must true and not a hoax, right?

Another reason why patents are worthless pieces of paper.

As the articles points out, KPMG has only gotten themselves into this embarrassing situation because they were unhappy about people making fun of another embarrassing situation: The KPMG Theme Song!

What they should really be embarrassed about is having to pay out $9,000,000 in order to avoid a public trial on charges that they participated in Medicaid fraud.