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Moar Fun LOLCODE!
on caturday im in yr bed i iz sleepin!!10 visible "z!" kthx kthxbye LOLCODE *nice slashdot eats code tags which translates into a string of messy code, without formatting code looks fugly: bad bad BAD, Plus is yells for caps, moar bads! :p Meh- anyhoo funner langs can be enjoyable too.

News flash: turing-complete programming languages can be used to created anything. Why is it news when another random project is done in Javascript?

Ah, the old Turing-complete chestnut. Just because something is possible, does not mean it is feasible, practical, or easy. It's probably possible to code it in brainfuck, chef, lolcode or a bunch of rocks but no-one in their right mind would want to.

What's really interesting about this is that it now brings PGP to almost device with a browser - that is: those with browsers which have javascript support. This gives us such joys as iPhones with PGP that Apple can't suddenly decide they don't want people to have.

Yeah the correct title would have been "I can haz EEPROM?"

It damn well could.

Althouhg

O, HAI!

See also:

• icanhascheezburger
• LOLCats.com
• LOLCats on Know Your Meme
• LOLCODE
• Speak LOLspeak
• Uncyclopedia article on Engrish

• /b/ (NSFW (That means "Not safe for work" (since you appear to have trouble with Internet memes)))

• Wikipediaarticle on "meme"

U has got it nao?
HTH.
KTHXBAI!

http://lolcode.com/

awesome - somebody should make this a real language. Who knows, maybe even me.

L8 2 DA PARTY. CAN HAZ IMPLEMENTATIONS?

http://lolcode.com/implementations/implementations

It can't get dumber than this.

Sigh, someday I will get a language which satisfies my quite reasonable list of requirements for a decent language.

Like this?

http://lolcode.com/

CAN HAS LOLCODE?
KTHXBYE

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

O hai!

Can I haz senzitiv dataz?

kthxbai

Sure, if you write a trojan horse with a LOLCODE parser!

You might have to propose "senzitiv dataz" to be added to the spec, or you can implement it on your own.

Be careful, if we keep this up, we'll enjoy the honor and/or terrible burning shame of having defined the official backend database for Lolcode applications.

I use http://lolcode.com/examples for all my LOLCODE programs.

It started out as a joke, but by the time I finished writing the post, it sounded pretty awesome and awesome should be written in LOLCODE.

Just anonymize it a bit. Translating into lolcode would be a good start.

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

LOLCODE might actually get this brain-damaged BASIC refugee trying their hand at programming again after all these years.

(In case anyone doesn't get this, it's already here, albeit not yet complete.)

Remember, kids, puns are the lowest possible form of comedy with the sole exception of 'lolcatz'
I nominate the fart joke.

I rather like LOL Cats, as long as that grammar stays there. And really, they'd be just as funny without the LOL-speak. This wouldn't, though:
http://lolcode.com/

Between the plethora of classes and variations, one can't really "know" C++. Well, not like one can "know" C, anyway. My "next" languages have been wxWidgets and ncurses. Eventually I'll make it to Ruby ... someday, and I must also admit an idle curiosity about the D programming language (but that isn't very serious).

If you're ever feeling much more silly than that, though, you can always check out the whitespace language or even LOLCODE.

I think you mean LOLCODE

I didn't realize LOLcode had gone object oriented.

Offtopic? That is an example of LOLCODE, and the article does note that there's an implementation of LOLCODE atop Parrot.

Offtopic? That is an example of LOLCODE, and the article does note that there's an implementation of LOLCODE atop Parrot.

Oh hai! I is in ur documentz, sellun ur mrk it in nfo, n catchun ur terriorizoring stuff. M'kay? K thx bye.

Hmm... sounds like computer code to me...

Make sure to write it in LOL-CODE! (http://lolcode.com/)