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Prozac

Cymbalta

Wellbutrin

And if those don't cut it, there's always Heroin or even LSD.

If reality sucks, you shouldn't be upbeat. Unless you decouple your mood from reality, or your entire mind.

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Prozac?

Boy golly, I think you need this.

Or maybe just smoke a joint or something.

Such rage. Did your father molest you?

"of course, a starved, feral orangutan with razor-sharp claws and a taste for blood let loose in a daycare would be better than light mode."

It's called prozac, jamie.

I am an idiot? Because I don't keep up on the latest rumors of a box I barely have any interest in? I never claimed to be an authority on it, in fact, I said to check elsewhere for more detailed info... Man. Chill out.

Actually, it is really hard to go to xbox.com since it seems to be down.....