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  1. Re:Christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Run Perl 6 Today: Pugs 6.0.11 released

    Ron Jeremy used to be a pretty handsome guy (see this picture for example - no nudity) and he has a fairly large penis (see this picture - non-porn nudity). Being a handsome guy with large penis it was a natural idea to become a porn star. Then, when he got fat and old and ugly, he was even better for a porn star, because other fat and old and ugly men could fantasize about having sex with the same gorgeous girls who wouldn't ever look at them. So no, it is actually not amazing at all.

  2. Re:Christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Run Perl 6 Today: Pugs 6.0.11 released

    Ron Jeremy used to be a pretty handsome guy (see this picture for example - no nudity) and he has a fairly large penis (see this picture - non-porn nudity). Being a handsome guy with large penis it was a natural idea to become a porn star. Then, when he got fat and old and ugly, he was even better for a porn star, because other fat and old and ugly men could fantasize about having sex with the same gorgeous girls who wouldn't ever look at them. So no, it is actually not amazing at all.

  3. Re:let's face it.... by mikeg22 · · Score: 1, Funny · on A Look Back at Sonic the Hedgehog
    A cute little hedgehog is more marketable than a short fat plumber who plays with mushrooms.
    How about a hedgehog that plays with mushrooms?
    And that, folks, was the worst joke I have told this month!
    I'm here all weekend. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
  4. In other news.. by grub · · Score: 3, Funny · on Former DoubleClick Exec Named Privacy Czar


    Ron Jeremy has just been named as successor to the pope. Unbelievable.

  5. Re:Working better now? by Tet · · Score: 1 · on Snag the Red Hat 9 ISOs, via Cash or BitTorrent
    Is Twirlip of the Mists Ron Rivest?

    Could be. Or perhaps he's Ron Jeremy. Ahhh, pointless speculation -- the lifeblood of /. :-)

  6. Re:Peter Lorre effect by grub · · Score: 1 · on Salon on Gollum's Failed Oscar Nomination


    it's anti-creepy-guy bigotry.

    Hence the reason renown adult film star Ron Jeremy will never get an Oscar.

  7. They missed one.. by grub · · Score: 1 · on The Top Ten Physics Highlights of 2002


    #13 : Nearly age 50, Ron Jeremy can still get it up.

  8. Woot! by grub · · Score: 3, Funny · on Getting More Face Time


    I want Ron Jeremy's face!He seems to get the chicks, I assume it's just because of his darn good facial features!

  9. Re:How long? by King+Of+Chat · · Score: 2 · on Talk to a Movie Digital SFX Expert

    Realistic porn flicks? You mean where a fit looking woman tells a fat hairy bloke to fuck off?

    I don't think it's realism you're after.

  10. Bah.. by grub · · Score: 1 · on Attack of the Clones


    Damn you George.. You could have at least had cameos for adults.. maybe Ron Jeremey corn-holing Britney Spears

    Alas, that won't happen. We'll see Episode III with Barney or the Telletubbies..

    At least we'll still have episodes IV and V. VI? No, you can stuff the Ewochs where the sun doesn't shine too..