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(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay. Typical of a fuckhead like this, he only makes half assed half hearted attempts.

Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.

Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.

Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea, Syphilis and of course Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and incestual sodomizing family members) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my f/x STO Autococker and fill that hole in his head with paint. I'll be the predator teams regularly crack up at your expense, paint noob.

Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = Mac.

Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmarting Linux. Tevis the fuck-head likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum. And whats with this person being multiple persons. Is he a Windows Hater or a Linux Padawan? Are you part Padawan and Part Windows Hater? Each of these is a whole unto themselves. Now schizophrenia is not ruled out, but this is ridiculous. JACK OF ALL TRADES, MASTER of NONE

Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master in his ass. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money
, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I hav * m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
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* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say
I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime



COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.

Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.

Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.

Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea, Syphilis and of course Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and incestual sodomizing family members) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.

Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.

Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmarting Linux. Tevis the fuck-head likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.

Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money [mailto] , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money [mailto] , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money [mailto]
, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY [mailto] knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY [mailto] - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
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* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! * [goatse.cx]

My name is TEVIS MONEY [mailto] and I'm here to Say

I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY [mailto] HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime



COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.

Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.

Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.

Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea, Syphilis and of course Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and incestual sodomizing family members) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.

Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.

Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmarting Linux. Tevis the fuck-head likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.

Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money [mailto] , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money [mailto] , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money [mailto]
, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY [mailto] knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY [mailto] - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
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* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! * [goatse.cx]

My name is TEVIS MONEY [mailto] and I'm here to Say

I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY [mailto] HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime



COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.

Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.

Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.

Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea, Syphilis and of course Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and incestual sodomizing family members) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.

Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.

Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmarting Linux. Tevis the fuck-head likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.

Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money [mailto] , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money [mailto] , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money [mailto]
, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY [mailto] knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY [mailto] - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
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* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! * [goatse.cx]

My name is TEVIS MONEY [mailto] and I'm here to Say

I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY [mailto] HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime



COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.

Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.

Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.

Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea, Syphilis and of course Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and incestual sodomizing family members) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.

Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.

Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmarting Linux. Tevis the fuck-head likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.

Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money [mailto] , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money [mailto] , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money [mailto]
, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY [mailto] knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY [mailto] - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
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fcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccl
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bcccccc/c/\|cccC_Tevis Money Fucks ASS c/cc\ccccc
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tcccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cck
hcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|c*
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|c!
lccc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|c!
eccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|!
!ccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|!
!cc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
!cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! * [goatse.cx]

My name is TEVIS MONEY [mailto] and I'm here to Say

I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY [mailto] HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime



COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.

Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.

Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.

Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea, Syphilis and of course Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and incestual sodomizing family members) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.

Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.

Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmarting Linux. Tevis the fuck-head likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.

Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money [mailto] , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money [mailto] , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money [mailto]
, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY [mailto] knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY [mailto] - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
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oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
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e|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccce
y`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccy
*c\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccc*
fcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccl
uccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccci
ccccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccc
kcccccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__;cc\ccc|cccck
sccccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____;cc|cc/ccccs
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bcccccc/c/\|cccC_Tevis Money Fucks ASS c/cc\ccccc
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hcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|c*
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|c!
lccc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|c!
eccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|!
!ccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|!
!cc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
!cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! * [goatse.cx]

My name is TEVIS MONEY [mailto] and I'm here to Say

I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY [mailto] HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime



COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.

Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.

Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.

Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea, Syphilis and of course Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and incestual sodomizing family members) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.

Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.

Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmarting Linux. Tevis the fuck-head likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.

Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money [mailto] , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money [mailto] , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money [mailto]
, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY [mailto] knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY [mailto] - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
mcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccm
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
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e|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccce
y`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccy
*c\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccc*
fcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccl
uccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccci
ccccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccc
kcccccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__;cc\ccc|cccck
sccccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____;cc|cc/ccccs
*ccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____;cc|_/ccccc*
bcccccc/c/\|cccC_Tevis Money Fucks ASS c/cc\ccccc
uccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccco
tccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccc
tcccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cck
hcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|c*
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|c!
lccc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|c!
eccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|!
!ccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|!
!cc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
!cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! * [goatse.cx]

My name is TEVIS MONEY [mailto] and I'm here to Say

I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY [mailto] HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime



COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.

Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.

Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.

Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea, Syphilis and of course Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and incestual sodomizing family members) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.

Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.

Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmarting Linux. Tevis the fuck-head likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.

Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money [mailto] , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money [mailto] , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money [mailto]
, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY [mailto] knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY [mailto] - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
mcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccm
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
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e|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccce
y`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccy
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fcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccl
uccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccci
ccccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccc
kcccccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__;cc\ccc|cccck
sccccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____;cc|cc/ccccs
*ccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____;cc|_/ccccc*
bcccccc/c/\|cccC_Tevis Money Fucks ASS c/cc\ccccc
uccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccco
tccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccc
tcccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cck
hcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|c*
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|c!
lccc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|c!
eccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|!
!ccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|!
!cc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
!cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! * [goatse.cx]

My name is TEVIS MONEY [mailto] and I'm here to Say

I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY [mailto] HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime



COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.

Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.

Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.

Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea Syphilis Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and family) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.

Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.

Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmarting Linux. Tevis the fuck-head likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.

Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money
, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

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* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say

I'm a Virgin and I'm gay

I'm looking for some ass if you give me some

If you don't mind making out with a bum

Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp

But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums

I'm looking for sex amongst the bums

I have a lot of trouble with HTML

I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell

I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway

I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime



COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.

Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.

Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.

Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea Syphilis Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and family) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.

Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.

Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmarting Linux. Tevis the fuck-head likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.

Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money
, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

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sccccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cccc s

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bcccccc/c/\|cccC_Tevis Money Fucks ASS c/cc\ccccc

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occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|c !

lccc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|c !

eccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc| !

!ccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc| !

!cc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc| !

!cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc| !

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say

I'm a Virgin and I'm gay

I'm looking for some ass if you give me some

If you don't mind making out with a bum

Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp

But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums

I'm looking for sex amongst the bums

I have a lot of trouble with HTML

I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell

I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway

I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime



COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.

Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.

Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.

Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea Syphilis Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and family) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.

Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.

Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmarting Linux. Tevis the fuck-head likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.

Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money
, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

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e|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccc e

y`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|ccccc y

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fcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|cccc l

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bcccccc/c/\|cccC_Tevis Money Fucks ASS c/cc\ccccc

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occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|c !

lccc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|c !

eccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc| !

!ccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc| !

!cc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc| !

!cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc| !

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say

I'm a Virgin and I'm gay

I'm looking for some ass if you give me some

If you don't mind making out with a bum

Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp

But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums

I'm looking for sex amongst the bums

I have a lot of trouble with HTML

I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell

I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway

I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime



COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.

Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.

Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.

Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea Syphilis Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and family) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.

Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.

Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmarting Linux. Tevis the fuck-head likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.

Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money
, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

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e|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccc e

y`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|ccccc y

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bcccccc/c/\|cccC_Tevis Money Fucks ASS c/cc\ccccc

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hcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|c *

occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|c !

lccc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|c !

eccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc| !

!ccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc| !

!cc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc| !

!cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc| !

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say

I'm a Virgin and I'm gay

I'm looking for some ass if you give me some

If you don't mind making out with a bum

Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp

But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums

I'm looking for sex amongst the bums

I have a lot of trouble with HTML

I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell

I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway

I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime



COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.

Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.

Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.

Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea Syphilis Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and family) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.

Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.

Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmarting Linux. Tevis the fuck-head likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.

Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money
, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

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e|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccc e

y`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|ccccc y

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sccccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cccc s

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bcccccc/c/\|cccC_Tevis Money Fucks ASS c/cc\ccccc

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hcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|c *

occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|c !

lccc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|c !

eccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc| !

!ccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc| !

!cc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc| !

!cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc| !

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say

I'm a Virgin and I'm gay

I'm looking for some ass if you give me some

If you don't mind making out with a bum

Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp

But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums

I'm looking for sex amongst the bums

I have a lot of trouble with HTML

I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell

I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway

I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime



COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.

Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.

Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.

Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea Syphilis Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and family) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.

Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.

Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmarting Linux. Tevis the fuck-head likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.

Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money
, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

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* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say

I'm a Virgin and I'm gay

I'm looking for some ass if you give me some

If you don't mind making out with a bum

Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp

But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums

I'm looking for sex amongst the bums

I have a lot of trouble with HTML

I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell

I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway

I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime



COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.

Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.

Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.

Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea Syphilis Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and family) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.

Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.

Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmarting Linux. Tevis the fuck-head likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.

Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money
, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

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eccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc| !

!ccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc| !

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!cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc| !

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say

I'm a Virgin and I'm gay

I'm looking for some ass if you give me some

If you don't mind making out with a bum

Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp

But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums

I'm looking for sex amongst the bums

I have a lot of trouble with HTML

I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell

I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway

I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime



COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.
Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.
Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.
Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea Syphilis Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and family) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.
Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.
Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmartking Linux. Tevis the fuckhead likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.
Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money , I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
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!cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say
I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime

COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.
Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.
Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.
Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea Syphilis Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and family) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.
Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.
Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmartking Linux. Tevis the fuckhead likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.
Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money , I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
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!cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say
I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime

COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.
Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.
Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.
Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea Syphilis Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and family) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.
Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.
Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmartking Linux. Tevis the fuckhead likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.
Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money , I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
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bcccccc/c/\|cccC_Tevis Money Fucks ASS c/cc\ccccc
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lccc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|c!
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!ccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|!
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!cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say
I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime

COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.
Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.
Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.
Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea Syphilis Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and family) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.
Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.
Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmartking Linux. Tevis the fuckhead likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.
Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money , I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
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fcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccl
uccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccci
ccccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccc
kcccccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|cccck
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bcccccc/c/\|cccC_Tevis Money Fucks ASS c/cc\ccccc
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occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|c!
lccc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|c!
eccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|!
!ccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|!
!cc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
!cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say
I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime

COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.
Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.
Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.
Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea Syphilis Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and family) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.
Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.
Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmartking Linux. Tevis the fuckhead likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.
Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money , I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
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oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
n|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccccccn
e|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccce
y`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccy
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fcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccl
uccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccci
ccccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccc
kcccccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|cccck
sccccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccccs
*ccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccccc*
bcccccc/c/\|cccC_Tevis Money Fucks ASS c/cc\ccccc
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hcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|c*
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|c!
lccc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|c!
eccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|!
!ccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|!
!cc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
!cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say
I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime

COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.
Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.
Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.
Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea Syphilis Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and family) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.
Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.
Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmartking Linux. Tevis the fuckhead likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.
Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money , I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
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fcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccl
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bcccccc/c/\|cccC_Tevis Money Fucks ASS c/cc\ccccc
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occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|c!
lccc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|c!
eccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|!
!ccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|!
!cc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
!cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say
I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime

COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

(1/2)Musician + Frisbee Fan + Insanity^13 + Paintball player + Mac Freak^2 + Windows Hater + Linux Padawan = ME

Half musician. That's like being half gay, which he claims he is. Only half gay.
Frisbee Fan He likes flying rims. Reminds his half gay side of giving rim jobs.
Insanity^13 Reads: Insanity to the thirteenth power. Insanity seem to me to be a clinical Boolean, either one isn't, or is by some definition. If anything, you could be some percentage of insane, but to raise insanity to a power, well, that just the droppings of a stupid mind. Like the mind of Tevis Bitch Money.
Paintball player Except he has a cheesy Tippman Prolite or a rental gun with those gay seltzer CO2 charges. He also uses paintballs filled with Hepatitis, HIV, Blood, PUSS, Gonorrhea Syphilis Chlamydia (contributed from gay friends and family) and piss, shit and blood. He has yet to infect me, as I take my Nitrogen powered AutoMag 68 and fill that hole in his head with paint.
Mac Freak^2 Mac Freak. Squared. That applies I guess. What I pay for my computer: (PC Price)^2. But he forgets to mention the appropriate performance; sqrt (PC Performance) = almost Mac.
Windows Hater He hates Winderz but has been known to say that it is outsmartking Linux. Tevis the fuckhead likes to personify inanimate objects because he is Insane to the Thirteenth power. Dum dum duuuum.
Linux Padawan This is similar to something a has been would say, but this dipshit is a Linux "never will be". He has never used it, has never used gcc, redone his own kernel, written anything in C, (or C++, Java, Lisp), can not use VI or Emacs, probably knows Pine and Pico real well which makes him Padawan. What a fucking gay term. This is the type of Fuck, Tevis, that Liked Jar Jar binks. He is the archetype of one who has helped George Puke-ass further defile Star Wars. Your fat sexless loser creed is not applicable to everyone, despite what you may believe.

I also believe Tevis to be a boy scout. But his troopmaster calls him a boi scout. He know how to use a canoe paddle, but really likes them with the crock on the end cut off and the pole of the paddle inserted by his troop master. He got is LIFE badge by being a venue of GAY LIFE for his troopmaster, which he calls Cockmaster Joe.

Tevis Money , I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Tevis Money , I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Tevis Money , I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! TEVIS MONEY knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! TEVIS MONEY - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
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y`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccy
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fcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccl
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sccccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccccs
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bcccccc/c/\|cccC_Tevis Money Fucks ASS c/cc\ccccc
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hcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|c*
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|c!
lccc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|c!
eccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|!
!ccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|!
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!cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say
I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime

COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
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oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
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fcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccl
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* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say
I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime

COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
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* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say
I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime

COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
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* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say
I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime

COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
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* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say
I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime

COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
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!cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say
I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime

COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
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lccc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|c!
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!cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say
I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime

COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *
mcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccm
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!cc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|!
* m o n e y * f u c k s * b u t t h o l e ! ! ! *

My name is TEVIS MONEY and I'm here to Say
I'm a Virgin and I'm gay
I'm looking for some ass if you give me some
If you don't mind making out with a bum
Call the number on the screen! - I may look like a whimp
But in bed I'm mean!

TEVIS MONEY HERE here again, and I'm at the drums
I'm looking for sex amongst the bums
I have a lot of trouble with HTML
I keep telling people smarter than me to go to hell
I give anonymous blowjobs in the subway
I'm saving for more video games and homoerotic anime

COPYWRITE [SIC] Tevis Money and Gay Joe, from the album CREAM.

Sounds like these folks need to spend a little money on a good ass-kicking.

Please don't use Mac OS X. Sorry, dude, but you're just not cut out for it. Everything you said here is just a Mac OS 9 feature that you wish you had in Mac OS X. I have a great solution for you: use Mac OS 9.

Next time, try reading the persons comment. I think that overall, for me, OSX is a big improvement over OS9; I won't go into all of the reasons, but sufficed to say, managing multiple windows is easier on OSX, and its much more stable.

Saying "just use OS9" is not a solution. Firstly, Apple computers will no longer be able to boot up OS9 in a couple of years. Secondly, OSX is overall better. However, there are some features which were inexcusably left out of OSX, which were in OS9, and are not replaced by anything comparable. The dock is not a suitable replacement for the applications menu; it is a suitable complement for the desktop. The dock is also not a suitable replacement for the old Finder application switcher; rather, a complement. The new control panel interface (via a tabbed window system) is vastly inferior to the old one, which was accessible through a control panel menu. Pop-up folders have inexecusably been left out, with no suitable replacement; again, the ability to put folders on the dock is not a replacement for "view as pop-up," as it is fundamentally different in what it allows you to do; its more for browsing. Labels have been left out, so now we can't mark improtant folders or files with a certain color; rather, we have to go through the trouble of creating a special icon -- much more work than simply "Lable > Red". And though I like window minimization better than window shading, it does not completely eliminate the the need for window shading.

As for my list of suggestions being uninformed, I beg to differ. I have worked with UI's for a very long time and know what things are inefficient about them. Nor do I suggest eliminating those default UI settings which make a UI easy for newcomers; I suggest adding the ability to make the universal menu and universal tool-bar hide away. I did not say that the OS should ship by default like that, because that way even expert users would be a little bit puzzled at first. Nor did I suggest eliminating the file menu at the top of the screen; I simply suggested that middle clicking should bring up a pop-up menu wherever the user's mouse was. Once users discover these features, they will work much more efficiently and quickly.

As for "having never watched a novice user," thats untrue for anyone you say it to. At one point, everyone was a novice user themselves. So we all know what its like being a novice user and learning a new system. That's why, by default, things shouldn't be hiddden or auto-hide, but rather be right on the screen, with the option to auto-hide them.

None of the features I mentioned on my website would hinder the novice user. Rather, they would give a more experienced user the ability to make his working environment more efficient.

Helping the novice user orient himself is important. But simply catering to the novice user and ignoring the fact that eventually experienced users will be annoyed by forced inefficiencies (like the mouse not auto-moving to the default button, or always having to move up to the menu) is short-sighted. No one stays a novice user forever. Everyone eventually becomes an experienced user who wants things to be as efficient as possible. Thus, giving advanced users the ability to make their working environment more efficient -- i.e., by having the cursor auto-move to the default button, by bringing the menu to the users, by having a universal file menu and toolbar and auto-hiding them, etc -- is important.

The point of a program is to allow a user -- whether that user be noviced, inermediate, or advanced -- to accomplish a certain task as quickly as possible. That means that the defaults should place everything out in the open, and more advanced users should have the option to customize things to make them more efficient.

As a Mac user, do you really like having to move your mouse around so much, and having very little intuitive keyboard control? Sure, its easy, but its also inefficient. Ideally, the UI should be "training" the user to be an advanced user; i.e., the "Yes or no" buttons for quitting a program should be clickable by a mouse, but there should also be a note on the dialog box saying, "y for yes, n for no" or "use arrow keys and enter to choose which one".

I have thought alot about these kind of things, from the perspective of a user new to MacOS (which I was a year ago) to the perspective of an advanced user (which I am now). You, on the other hand, have apparently only thought about things from the pov of a novice.

Shut up shuttin' up!

http://home.rgv.rr.com/explodingpony/ding.html

i live in china... i just tried this search here:

link

and it gave me this list of links:

link 1
link 2
link 3

man, they are good. guess i'll stay.

I love the Proxomitron. I can't believe the crap non-users put up with on their browsers -- pop ups, gratuitous flash advertisements, etc. My only complaint about the Proxomitron so far is that I'd like to be able to write a filter that would allow me to whitelist or blacklist a site via the right-click popup menu, or via a small toolbar at the page bottom.

Check out JD5000's custom configuration files for Proxomitron. They have this feature and lots of others. One cool feature is to split all links into two: one that opens normally and another that opens in a new window. Beats right clicking.

Only complaint is that it's a bit of a pain to install.

You did notice that the qsl.net author says that you'll degauss your motor if you shut it down connected to a load, and that you need capacitance to excite it? You'd also lose voltage and frequency regulation if you weren't connected to the grid, and unless the outage was very localized you'd be trying to back-feed many times as much demand as your generator could satisfy. That would cause frequency to sag, followed by collapse of voltage when the frequency fell below resonance. At that point your line relay should drop out. This is not a problem for a properly-designed system, even a simple one.

The cleverest thing I ever saw along those lines is a micro-hydro system designed for the third world. It used an induction generator with a small inverter to supply magnetizing current; the inverter also acted as a dump load to maintain system frequency on spec. The entire system had one moving part.

Obligatory Google cache, though it seems to be largely a picture collection, so it's not too helpful.

According to the news on this page, the URL posted originally belonged to jonnyguru.com. But, unfortunately, the Wayback machine's archive for that site goes back to just after it was displaced, so it appears we're SOL until the server comes back to life.

Oh well...

Well...here's the link I used to double check myself to make sure I didn't have my head up my rear.

link

It reads: "Now, what's the point of all that? Well when you get right down to it, it's to keep you and others alive and to keep you out of the "poor house." The problem arises when for any given reason the utility grid loses power. You'd think that your motor acting as an asynchronous generator would cease to generate because it lost it's excitation. If it were just your generator and the power company's, the power would drop out like a heavy duty rock. However that's not the case. There's a factor knows as "resonance" to deal with that's inherit with power distribution systems. Some of it comes from power lines being parallel to each other, thus forming a "capacitor". However most of it comes from "power factor correction capacitors" the power company installs within it's system and inductance in transformers. Maybe some day I'll expand on those to things but for now lets stick with just the effects of resonance."

I have seen that kind of thing said on more than on occasion onm various tinkerer's sites. I wouldn't hook one up to the grid anyways personally just because of the fact that I dont' want to even get into it.

As for what it takes to start one generating, spin up an induction motor as a generator for a few minutes...then stop it, and remove any load. Wait a few minutes and start spinning it again. It'll likely generate. I have an old GE continuous duty pump motor that I got as scrap that does it...and from what I have heard, that's pretty much the norm (I read up on this stuff in the past because I considered trying to make a little generator out of it - decided against it. Would rather just get a proper generator if I need it.)...if it's dead for a longer period of time (obviously, this depends completely on how the motor is built), you'll eventually have it completely dead. Here's another link on to a site that explains it likely better than I can. Link

Basically, here's what is said: "This system depends upon residual magnetism in the rotor to start generating. Almost all the motors I've tried begin generating just fine on their own, with the appropriate capacitor connected of course! If it doesn't start generating, try speeding the motor up. That will usually get it going. However, it is extremely rare to find one that doesn't start.

If a motor doesn't start generating on the very first try, then apply 120 vac or even 12 or more volts DC to the motor for a few seconds. That will usually work to magnetize the rotor and your generator will start by itself from then on.

It is important to not shut the generator down with a load connected to it. This tends to demagnetize the rotor and can cause it to not self-energize. That is, the motor will turn, but it will not produce voltage. It is not a serious problem since the rotor can be remagnetized by following the instructions in the paragraph above.
"

You could plug lights and stuff into it little cheapo one like the above link describes, and probably a good deal of other stuff - but there are things that wouldn't take too well to it, and I don't even want to have to think about it. Eh...that's just me on that one...to each their own.

Eh...sorry if I came off like a jerk...but the whole guerilla power thing (plugging into the grid improperly/illegally) just annoys the heck out of me...even if just for safety reasons (or personality quirks...I am probably just being anal about it). Alot of the people prone to doing that kinda thing honestly don't know enough to be doing it...I don't and I'll be the first one to admit it, so I leave it the heck alone. If someone wants to crank out the juice on their own though (either off the grid, or with the right hardware to sync their output to the grid), hey...go for it. (But I can't imagine that the permits to do it are THAT hard to get if you really have the appropriate gear for it?) I'd even call it a good thing...I hope the increasing numbers of people using solar eventually knocks the price down to get it in more wide use. I think the price of it is what kills the idea to most people.

Road Runner allows me to run my own mailserver. This allows me to run my own spam rules and have my own domain name; however, when they scan it and find an open relay, they would shut me down in a heartbeat. I feel this is a good example of a responsible ISP.

All ISP's need to scan customers for annoying vulnerabilities. It is not a violation of privacy, it helps everyone. Especially if we want to eliminate sources of spam.

"It tells me what each option does."

Sections in this document:

• English Inflections
• Classical Inflections and References
• Journey Into the Fourth Declension (new)
• Other Latin Resources
• ASM News
• ASM News Update (new)
• Footnotes

Etymology: a. L. virus slimy liquid, poison, offensive odour or taste. Hence also Fr., Sp., Pg. virus.

1 Venom, such as is emitted by a poisonous animal. Also fig.

2 Path. a A morbid principle or poisonous substance produced in the body as the result of some disease, esp. one capable of being introduced into other persons or animals by inoculations or otherwise and of developing the same disease in them. Now superseded by the next sense.

b Pl. viruses. An infectious organism that is usu. submicroscopic, can multiply only inside certain living host cells (in many cases causing disease) and is now understood to be a non-cellular structure lacking any intrinsic metabolism and usually comprising a DNA or RNA core inside a protein coat (see also quot. 1977). [ Formerly referred to as filterable viruses, their first distinguishing characteristic being the ability to pass through filters that retained bacteria. ]

The simple answer is that there wasn't one. The longer answer follows.

Writers who, searching for a fancy plural to virus, incorrectly write *viri are doubtless blindly applying an overreaching -us => -i rule. This mis-inflects many words. For example, status and hiatus only change the length of the final vowel; genus goes to genera; corpus goes to corpora. Others are even worse if this rule is mis-applied, like syllabus, caucus, octopus, mandamus, and rebus.

Anyway, Latin already had a word viri, but it was the nominative plural not of virus (slime, poison, or venom), but of vir (man), which as it turns out is also a 2nd declension noun. I do not believe that writers of English who write viri are intentionally speaking of men. And although there actually is a viri form for virus, it's the genitive singular[1], not the nominative plural. And we certainly don't grab for genitive singulars for the plurals when we've started out with a nominative. Such hanky panky would certainly get you talked about, and probably your hand slapped as well.

This apparently invariant use of virus as a genitive singular may also imply that it's 4th declension, as some scholars believe.

Those confused souls who write *virii are tacitly positing the existence of the non-word *virius, and declining it as though it were like filius. It's true that l/r are both linguals that sometimes get interchanged, and that f/v are just a change in voicing[2], but that's just reaching. *Virii is still completely silly, so don't do that; otherwise, everyone will know you're just a blathering script kiddie.

The crucial problem here is that, classically speaking, there appears to be no recorded use of virus in the plural. It was a 2nd declension noun ending in -us, which is rather common, but it was also a neuter, which is rather rare. I could only come up with three such 2nd declension neuters: virus (some poison), pelagus (the sea, usually poetically), and vulgus (the crowd). None appear to admit plurals. Perhaps this is because they are mass nouns, not count nouns. [3]

One citation below wonders whether these -us 2nd declension neuters might have inflected -us => -ora, the way the 3rd declension's neuter plurals for tempus and corpus do. There's really not any support for that notion--that I could find at least. If so, that would end up producing *virora. Most other citations think that these plurals just never happened at all, or that if they did, they didn't jump declensions. Perhaps they were invariant as they oddly are for the vocative and accusative cases. In any event, *virora does not fit comfortably in the mouth of an English speaker, which is a good reason to avoid it.[4]

Another theory holds that virus, if it was a 2nd declension neuter, must go to *vira in the plural as do its -um neuter brethren in the 2nd declension. However, that assumes that it works like a -um form, not as a -us form does. And it really seems to do neither. If it were a -us form (again, as a 2nd declension nominative), then its vocative would have to be *vire; but it's really only virus. You also expect an accusative form *viros, but that too is missing; it's still just virus in the accusative. And if it were a -um form, then its vocative would have to be *virum. But it's not--here again, it's only virus. (Vocative examples of virus are not particularly common. Apparently the Romans seldom addressed their slime in a personal fashion. :-)

So what we have here is something of a mixed or invariant declension. Trying to find a plural for something that didn't take a plural (possibly because it was not a count but a mass noun), or at least, one for which no plural is classically attested, is a fruitless endeavour. Best to stick with English and use viruses. Journey Into the Fourth Declension Some scholars, includining Gavin Betts, believe that virus pertained not to the second declension, but to the fourth one. Here is an example or two that support[5] Betts and dispute the 2nd declension theory. The first is classical, from Ammianus:

qui ut coluber copia virus exuberans natorum

Just another note: You must not forget that Ammian's native tongue was Greek, not Latin - so it's (very hypothetical!) possible he understood virus as a so called accusativus respectus and copia as adverbial expression. (A more common phenomenon in Greek.) exuberare was combined that way with lucrum and there was a tendency to use non-transitive verbs in a (active) transitive way - like anhelare or spumare in late antiquity's Latin as well. (The pseudo-Ciceronian Rhetorica ad Herennium's fourth book is an outstanding exception with its usage of anhelans et spumans in the passage about the denarratio and the following example IF one dates it to 80 a.Chr.n. ...) But - to make a conclusion - it's not classical at all to use the form viri(i), because there isn't any genitive-singular- or nominative-plural-form (*) viri found in the whole Latin literature up to the first century p.Chr.n. as far as PHI-CD-Rom can tell :-)

Here's what other sources have to say about this matter:

alt.usage.english FAQ Not all Latin words ending in -us had plurals in -i. Apparatus, cantus, coitus, hiatus, impetus, Jesus, nexus, plexus, prospectus, and status were 4th declension in Latin, and had plurals in -us with a long `u'. Corpus, genus, and opus were 3rd declension, with plurals corpora, genera, and opera. Virus is not attested in the plural in Latin, and is of a rare form (2nd declension neuter in -us) that makes it debatable what the Latin plural would have been; the only plural in English is viruses. Omnibus and rebus were not nominative nouns in Latin. Ignoramus was not a noun in Latin.

[...] classical plurals [...] What is the plural of virus? This neuter in Latin lacked a plural; it would presumably [disputable -tchrist ] have been virora like corpora, the plural of neuter corpus. (Like corpora, virora would be stressed on its initial syllable. As indicated earlier, *corpi would be as outlandish--as far beyond the pale--as *rhinoceri and *octopi.)

Latin had several declensions containing neuter, feminine, and masculine words ending in -us; the plurals are different in each one. Incidentally, the singular of mores (pronounced `moh-rehs') is mos, with the same change of `s' to `r' between vowels heard in corpus : corpora and in genus : genera.

Allen and Greenough The authors at the cited reference point out the follwoing:

Many Greek nouns retain their original gender: as, arctus (F.), the Polar Bear; methodus (F.), method.

a. The following in -us are Neuter; their accusative (as with all neuters) is the same as the nominative: pelagus, sea; virus, poison; vulgus (rarely M.), the crowd. They are not found in the plural, except pelagus, which has a rare nominative and accusative plural pelage.

NOTE.--The nominative plural neuter cete, sea monsters, occurs; the nominative singular cetus occurs in Vitruvius.

Latin inflections And for those who just can't get enough, try this. It is a bunch of inflection tables, more complete than I've seen elsewhere. For a good time, figure out the nominative plural of venus is. Hint: it's not veni. ASM News Apparently this question is `in the air'. The following is from the June 1999 issue of ASM News by the American Society for Microbiology, sent it by Jim Sandoz.

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Numerous Latin words have been taken over into the modern scientific vocabulary, most without difficulty. The Latin word virus, however, presents a minor but interesting problem, if one wishes to express a phrase such as Index of Viruses in its Latin form. By analogy with other nouns, one would expect the normal Latin equivalent to be Index Virorum. The difficulty stems from the fact that the Latin noun virus is defective, i.e. does not have a full set of case--forms, singular and plural. The Roman grammarian Priscian (fl. 500 A.D.) states that some claim the word is indeclinable (i.e., has only one form for all the cases in the singular); others, apparently more accurately, that it is declined in the singular according to the second declension neuter and cite two passages from the poet Lucretius in substantiation. All of the ancient grammarians are in agreement, however, that the word is used in the singular only, which indeed appears to be true, for no plural forms are attested in extant Latin works.

In antiquity the word virus had not yet acquired, of course, its current scientific meaning; rather it denoted something like toxicity, venom, a poisonous, deleterious, or unpleasant agent or principle, or poison in the abstract or general sense. (The first meaning given for this word, a slimy liquid, slime, in the most widely used Latin-English dictionaries is inaccurate; the error has been corrected in the more recent Oxford Latin Dictionary.) Nouns denoting entities that are countable pluralize (book, books); nouns denoting noncountable entities do not (except under special circumstances) pluralize (air, mood, valor). The term virus in antiquity appears to have belonged to the latter category, hence the nonexistence of plural forms.

When the word was taken over into modern languages and acquired its current scientific meaning, it changed categories and denoted a countable entity. The modern languages which have adopted the word each pluralize it in their own fashion (e.g., Eng. viruses, Germ. Viren; French and Italian do not distinguish in form between singular and plural, virus). But what to do in neo-Latin, which normally is subject to the rules and constraints of classical Latin?

W. T. Steam in his manual on botanical Latin (Botanical Latin, Newton Abbey, 2nd ed., 1973) gives what would be the normal plural forms of such a second declension neuter noun: nominative vira, genitive virorum, without, however, indicating his authority for those forms. It may be observed that in Latin as in other languages when the plural of noncountable nouns does occur, it generally denotes various kinds of the entity (e.g., wine, honey, oil). Steam may have applied this principle to virus in order to meet the requirements of modern scientific terminology. If Latin had continued to be the common international language of scholars and scientists at the time that viruses were first identified, it appears likely that it would have generated the forms adduced by Steam.

Robert J. Smutny

ASM News Update The following letter recently appeared in ASM News, from Ton E. van den Bogaard. (Formatting added.)

On the Presence of a Plural of the Latin Noun "Virus"

With interest I read the contribution `On the Absence of a Plural of the Latin Noun ``Virus''' in the June 1999 ASM News, p. 388, by Robert J. Smutny. However, according to my Latin grammar, one of the very few books of my gymnasium (high school) days that is still up to date, the plural of the noun virus in Latin is, like the plural nowadays used for virus in Romance languages (e.g., Italian and French), also virus. The Latin noun virus does not belong to the second declension group but, like the noun fructus, meaning fruit or piece of fruit, belongs to a group of Latin words that is declined according to the fourth declension. Hence, two pieces of fruit is in Latin duo fructus and two viruses would be duo virus. According to the fourth declension the plural genitive of virus in Latin is viruum and therefore an Index of Viruses is in Latin an Index Viruum. Virorum is the plural genitive of the Latin noun vir (second declension) meaning man or husband. Consequently an Index Virorum would indicate a list of husbands or men.

Moreover, because the noun virus belongs to the fourth declension group the study of viruses should have been called virulogy and people practicing that science virulogists. My former professor in virology at veterinary school consequently called himself a virulogist and he lectured virulogy. I am afraid that these words have become extinct since he died.

It is important to realize that Latin and Greek derived expressions in biomedical English have been coined by scientists for convenience and not by scholars based on classical grammar. The old Romans might have said to these scientists modulating their language: ``Ut desint vires, tamen est laudanda voluntas,'' which means freely translated: ``Despite your lack of knowledge, still appreciated.''

Ton E. van den Bogaard
University Maastricht, the Netherlands

Here are some Web resources: The Perseus Project Read Caesar, Catullus, Cicero, Hirtius, Horace, Livy, Ovid, Plautus, Servius, and Vergil, plus quite a bit of other useful material. For example, you can look up virus for a definition and forms, or find its citations in literature. Here's one by Vergil.

Latin Textbook: Wheelock's Latin (HTML) Wonderful on-line course notes designed as a study aid for those without formal grammar/linguistics training. Note that `the entire zip archive' he advertises isn't really complete, and so I used these commands to pull in and view the whole thing locally: % cd /tmp % wget -r -l2 http://humanum.arts.cuhk.edu.hk/Lexis/Wheelock-Lat in/ % netscape /tmp/humanum.arts.cuhk.edu.hk/Lexis/Wheelock-Latin /index.html

The Classics Page Innumerable links, including some to on-line interactive exercises and to various dictionaries.

Transcriptio Nuntiorum Hebdomadalis Read your daily news--in Latin! Also contains sound files for the radio version whence it was transcribed. I'm sure glad that we now write FAQ instead of interrogata usitatissima. :-)

De Meditatione Various Latin snippets and sound clips. Footnotes [1] One examble of an invariant genitive form of virus is attested in Ammianus, which reads: qui ut coluber copia virus exuberans natorum. See the original for details. [2] Well, in English; in Latin it probably wasn't, as their `v' was likely more akin to the intervocalic `v' in today's Spanish, a sound with no equivalent in English but which is often perceived as a `w'. To be even more technical, an English `v' is a voiced labial-dental fricative. An intervocalic Spanish `v' (or `b') such as in aves, is a voiced bilabial fricative, usually represented in IPA as a lower-case Greek beta. [3] Some budding Romance philologist should go research a possible connection between the neuter conceptual nouns versus the gendered discrete ones in asturianu , the only extant Romance tongue with anything aproximating neuter nouns (I'm not counting the nominalized adjectives of Spanish such as lo difcil, since these aren't really nouns the way the so-called nomes de xneru neutru (de materia) are in asturianu.) a [4] The word virora actually appears to exist, but as some sort of South American tree. [5] Yes, I hated this sentence, too. It takes the singular verb "is" because the singular "an example" is the closer of the two elements in the disjunction, but likewise, "support" should be in the plural because the closer thing to it is now "two", which is obviously nonsingular. I think only a rewrite would be tolerable. Silly rules.

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• English Inflections
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• Other Latin Resources
• ASM News
• Footnotes

O tempora, o mores! Senatus haec intellegit. consul videt; hic tamen vivit. Vivit? immo vero etiam in senatum venit, fit publici consilii particeps, notat et designat oculis ad caedem unum quemque nostrum.

Cicero, Oratio in Catilinam Prima, 2

piss@fuck.com Last update: Wed Nov 17 09:20:10 MST 1969

There is one good use for that old Windows 98 CD. Download CabExtract and rip those beautiful Windows TTFs right off of your disk.

Then, your fonts can look like this.

KDE's standard fonts look good with MS's Arial. Times New Roman is good for web browsing. Opera works well with the same fonts as used in the Windows version, but you need to tweak the font sizes a bit.

It's a bit of trouble, but works nicely on the Linux desktop. Until we can come up with some great GPLed TTFs, then this is the best that we've got.

Make sure it is Windows 98 though. I think that new EULA tells you that you can't do this stuff with newer Windows releases. :) J/K

Hehe, for glorious Flash "eye candy", check out Yogi the Borg.

Truly, truly awful....

>It's hard to believe that the Betamax, with its better sound and picture quality, ever lost out to the VHS.

Oh no, not this one again.

Picture quality -- about 10% better (barely) in units from the same era. A modern $70 VCR still beats the pants off it, though. BetaMax had only an extra 10 lines of resolution, and a very slightly less noisy picture going for it at the time. Not to mention this is largely due to running the tape faster, which happens to be their (alternate) reason for dying. You have to switch tapes during just about anything if you want the quality to beat VHS. Hardly anything to write to slashdot about... :-)

Sound quality -- AFAIK, while VHS started out mono, a full HiFi Stereo VHS VCR gives a similar fidelity to a Sony Betamax VCR, although without actually hearing a unit it is hard to tell (not that VHS HiFi sounds bad -- its right inbetween a decent Metal casette and a good CD).

Besides, Sony eats their young. And therefore its their fault Beta died. And a good thing, too.

It's just one in a very long list of failures of Sony in the US, along with 8mm, Memory Sticks, and MD. Sony just can't seem to figure out what makes us Americans buy stuff, and probably never will as long as they keep it so very proprietary.

Here's a little more on that format war, for those interested.

1. Windows should be completely vectorized. This is faster to load than bitmaps, takes up less RAM, and less hard-drive space.

2. One should have the option to turn off all of the fancy features of Aqua -- i.e., shiny effects, transparency, animation. Why? Firstly, many find these features tacky. Secondly, they serve little or no function. Thirdly, to speed things up. Transferring the rendering of the GUI to the GPU is better than letting the CPU do it (note to X-windows WM developers, hint hint), but it requires many users to needlessly upgrade their GPU when they wouldn't have to otherwise. Thus, one should be able to turn off these resource-hogging features.

3. Minimization/maximization. Windows should minimize to their appicon on the dock, and hold clicking on that appicon should bring up a pop-up menu of the instances of it running. Dragging the appicon of a running application off the dock should quit that application, while dragging an instance of it off the apicons menu should close that instance. After the app's closed, dragging the apicon off the dock again should remove it from the dock, if it was a permanent member. Maximization should maximize to the entire screen.

4. Bring back Apple menu, with all the nifty menus. The old apple menu was great -- had applications, control panel, and many other useful menus. The new one should get those features back. Btw, control panel options should be entirely accessible through menuing: why make us open up a whole new window?

5. Keyboard control. Apple has long had issues with keyboard control -- namely, that you can't do everything you want from the keyboard. I suggest a very simple and traditional fix: F1 opens up File, F2 opens up Edit, F3 opens up View, and so on and so forth; in other words, they F# opens up the #th menu item.

6. Scroll bar buttons. Up/down scroll bar buttons should be available at the top and bottom of a scroll bar column.

7. For other things which Apple should integrate into their WM (as should every WM), see this site.

I don't want OSX to be just like previous versions of Apple's OS. I do, however, want it to bring back the useful features which were eliminated, and deal with some problems.

In OS 9, menu response was instantaneous. In OSX, its nearly instantaneous. Not a big issue, but it is better to have things pop up immediately.

OS9 still had that nice Apple menu with applicatioins on it. OSX has replaced that Apple menu with a crippled Root Menu, lacking the spring-loaded menu for the control panel, and also lacking an applications menu. If you want the Apple menu in OSX, you have to download a special third-party application. Way to take a big step backwards, Apple. To be fair, the dock can have sring-loaded folders on it, thus effectively allowing the creation of a programs menu. However, the menu-based control panel was far superior to Apple's MSesque control panel, which presents the user with a bunch of icons. Again, another case where the user should have the choice.

That said, there are many areas in which OSX does improve greatly over OS9:

1. Minimization and maxmization are great features (which should have been added by Apple a long time ago), though maximization is buggy as it doesn't maximize the window to fill the entire screen.

2. The dock is great. Very good to have a dock and a desktop. However, the dock could use some work too. Firstly, one should be able to set prefs for if icons get smaller as more apps are loaded on it, or if you get a "scroll up" dock, or a combination of both. Secondly, apps should minimize to their icon on the dock, and hold-clicking on that icon (lets say Explorer) should bring up a list of all instances of that application running. Thirdly, dragging the icon of a running application off of the dock should quit that application. Once that application has quit, dragging its icon off the dock again (if its a permanent member) should remove it from the dock. Finally, one should be able to adjust how many levels deep one can go from a folder on the dock in menu mode; i.e., 5 levels, 10, etc, or infinity.

3. Column-based file navigation. This is a truly excellent way to navigate through one's files. What I really like about it is that navigation is possible entirely from the keyboard. However, Apple should work on keyboard-based navigation in the other Finder modes, which is poor.

4. And, of course, the terminal.

These are some very nice additions by Apple. However, there are areas where they should take it further than they have. For example, there's a universal menu in Apple's OS'. This is great, as it saves screen space. However, why not also have a universal tool-bar so that every application's toolbar doesn't take up space on the screen when that application isn't in focus? Also, why not give the user the option to make the universal menu hide-away, thus allowing the user to use more screen space? There are many other things, which not only Apple's WM, but every WM in existence should be addressing.

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• English Inflections
• Classical Inflections and References
• Journey Into the Fourth Declension (new)
• Other Latin Resources
• ASM News
• ASM News Update (new)
• Footnotes

Etymology: a. L. virus slimy liquid, poison, offensive odour or taste. Hence also Fr., Sp., Pg. virus.

1 Venom, such as is emitted by a poisonous animal. Also fig.

2 Path. a A morbid principle or poisonous substance produced in the body as the result of some disease, esp. one capable of being introduced into other persons or animals by inoculations or otherwise and of developing the same disease in them. Now superseded by the next sense.

b Pl. viruses. An infectious organism that is usu. submicroscopic, can multiply only inside certain living host cells (in many cases causing disease) and is now understood to be a non-cellular structure lacking any intrinsic metabolism and usually comprising a DNA or RNA core inside a protein coat (see also quot. 1977). [ Formerly referred to as filterable viruses, their first distinguishing characteristic being the ability to pass through filters that retained bacteria. ]

The simple answer is that there wasn't one. The longer answer follows.

Writers who, searching for a fancy plural to virus, incorrectly write *viri are doubtless blindly applying an overreaching -us => -i rule. This mis-inflects many words. For example, status and hiatus only change the length of the final vowel; genus goes to genera; corpus goes to corpora. Others are even worse if this rule is mis-applied, like syllabus, caucus, octopus, mandamus, and rebus.

Anyway, Latin already had a word viri, but it was the nominative plural not of virus (slime, poison, or venom), but of vir (man), which as it turns out is also a 2nd declension noun. I do not believe that writers of English who write viri are intentionally speaking of men. And although there actually is a viri form for virus, it's the genitive singular[1], not the nominative plural. And we certainly don't grab for genitive singulars for the plurals when we've started out with a nominative. Such hanky panky would certainly get you talked about, and probably your hand slapped as well.

This apparently invariant use of virus as a genitive singular may also imply that it's 4th declension, as some scholars believe.

Those confused souls who write *virii are tacitly positing the existence of the non-word *virius, and declining it as though it were like filius. It's true that l/r are both linguals that sometimes get interchanged, and that f/v are just a change in voicing[2], but that's just reaching. *Virii is still completely silly, so don't do that; otherwise, everyone will know you're just a blathering script kiddie.

The crucial problem here is that, classically speaking, there appears to be no recorded use of virus in the plural. It was a 2nd declension noun ending in -us, which is rather common, but it was also a neuter, which is rather rare. I could only come up with three such 2nd declension neuters: virus (some poison), pelagus (the sea, usually poetically), and vulgus (the crowd). None appear to admit plurals. Perhaps this is because they are mass nouns, not count nouns. [3]

One citation below wonders whether these -us 2nd declension neuters might have inflected -us => -ora, the way the 3rd declension's neuter plurals for tempus and corpus do. There's really not any support for that notion--that I could find at least. If so, that would end up producing *virora. Most other citations think that these plurals just never happened at all, or that if they did, they didn't jump declensions. Perhaps they were invariant as they oddly are for the vocative and accusative cases. In any event, *virora does not fit comfortably in the mouth of an English speaker, which is a good reason to avoid it.[4]

Another theory holds that virus, if it was a 2nd declension neuter, must go to *vira in the plural as do its -um neuter brethren in the 2nd declension. However, that assumes that it works like a -um form, not as a -us form does. And it really seems to do neither. If it were a -us form (again, as a 2nd declension nominative), then its vocative would have to be *vire; but it's really only virus. You also expect an accusative form *viros, but that too is missing; it's still just virus in the accusative. And if it were a -um form, then its vocative would have to be *virum. But it's not--here again, it's only virus. (Vocative examples of virus are not particularly common. Apparently the Romans seldom addressed their slime in a personal fashion. :-)

So what we have here is something of a mixed or invariant declension. Trying to find a plural for something that didn't take a plural (possibly because it was not a count but a mass noun), or at least, one for which no plural is classically attested, is a fruitless endeavour. Best to stick with English and use viruses. Journey Into the Fourth Declension Some scholars, includining Gavin Betts, believe that virus pertained not to the second declension, but to the fourth one. Here is an example or two that support[5] Betts and dispute the 2nd declension theory. The first is classical, from Ammianus:

qui ut coluber copia virus exuberans natorum

Just another note: You must not forget that Ammian's native tongue was Greek, not Latin - so it's (very hypothetical!) possible he understood virus as a so called accusativus respectus and copia as adverbial expression. (A more common phenomenon in Greek.) exuberare was combined that way with lucrum and there was a tendency to use non-transitive verbs in a (active) transitive way - like anhelare or spumare in late antiquity's Latin as well. (The pseudo-Ciceronian Rhetorica ad Herennium's fourth book is an outstanding exception with its usage of anhelans et spumans in the passage about the denarratio and the following example IF one dates it to 80 a.Chr.n. ...) But - to make a conclusion - it's not classical at all to use the form viri(i), because there isn't any genitive-singular- or nominative-plural-form (*) viri found in the whole Latin literature up to the first century p.Chr.n. as far as PHI-CD-Rom can tell :-)

Here's what other sources have to say about this matter:

alt.usage.english FAQ Not all Latin words ending in -us had plurals in -i. Apparatus, cantus, coitus, hiatus, impetus, Jesus, nexus, plexus, prospectus, and status were 4th declension in Latin, and had plurals in -us with a long `u'. Corpus, genus, and opus were 3rd declension, with plurals corpora, genera, and opera. Virus is not attested in the plural in Latin, and is of a rare form (2nd declension neuter in -us) that makes it debatable what the Latin plural would have been; the only plural in English is viruses. Omnibus and rebus were not nominative nouns in Latin. Ignoramus was not a noun in Latin.

[...] classical plurals [...] What is the plural of virus? This neuter in Latin lacked a plural; it would presumably [disputable -tchrist ] have been virora like corpora, the plural of neuter corpus. (Like corpora, virora would be stressed on its initial syllable. As indicated earlier, *corpi would be as outlandish--as far beyond the pale--as *rhinoceri and *octopi.)

Latin had several declensions containing neuter, feminine, and masculine words ending in -us; the plurals are different in each one. Incidentally, the singular of mores (pronounced `moh-rehs') is mos, with the same change of `s' to `r' between vowels heard in corpus : corpora and in genus : genera.

Allen and Greenough The authors at the cited reference point out the follwoing:

Many Greek nouns retain their original gender: as, arctus (F.), the Polar Bear; methodus (F.), method.

a. The following in -us are Neuter; their accusative (as with all neuters) is the same as the nominative: pelagus, sea; virus, poison; vulgus (rarely M.), the crowd. They are not found in the plural, except pelagus, which has a rare nominative and accusative plural pelage.

NOTE.--The nominative plural neuter cete, sea monsters, occurs; the nominative singular cetus occurs in Vitruvius.

Latin inflections And for those who just can't get enough, try this. It is a bunch of inflection tables, more complete than I've seen elsewhere. For a good time, figure out the nominative plural of venus is. Hint: it's not veni. ASM News Apparently this question is `in the air'. The following is from the June 1999 issue of ASM News by the American Society for Microbiology, sent it by Jim Sandoz.

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Numerous Latin words have been taken over into the modern scientific vocabulary, most without difficulty. The Latin word virus, however, presents a minor but interesting problem, if one wishes to express a phrase such as Index of Viruses in its Latin form. By analogy with other nouns, one would expect the normal Latin equivalent to be Index Virorum. The difficulty stems from the fact that the Latin noun virus is defective, i.e. does not have a full set of case--forms, singular and plural. The Roman grammarian Priscian (fl. 500 A.D.) states that some claim the word is indeclinable (i.e., has only one form for all the cases in the singular); others, apparently more accurately, that it is declined in the singular according to the second declension neuter and cite two passages from the poet Lucretius in substantiation. All of the ancient grammarians are in agreement, however, that the word is used in the singular only, which indeed appears to be true, for no plural forms are attested in extant Latin works.

In antiquity the word virus had not yet acquired, of course, its current scientific meaning; rather it denoted something like toxicity, venom, a poisonous, deleterious, or unpleasant agent or principle, or poison in the abstract or general sense. (The first meaning given for this word, a slimy liquid, slime, in the most widely used Latin-English dictionaries is inaccurate; the error has been corrected in the more recent Oxford Latin Dictionary.) Nouns denoting entities that are countable pluralize (book, books); nouns denoting noncountable entities do not (except under special circumstances) pluralize (air, mood, valor). The term virus in antiquity appears to have belonged to the latter category, hence the nonexistence of plural forms.

When the word was taken over into modern languages and acquired its current scientific meaning, it changed categories and denoted a countable entity. The modern languages which have adopted the word each pluralize it in their own fashion (e.g., Eng. viruses, Germ. Viren; French and Italian do not distinguish in form between singular and plural, virus). But what to do in neo-Latin, which normally is subject to the rules and constraints of classical Latin?

W. T. Steam in his manual on botanical Latin (Botanical Latin, Newton Abbey, 2nd ed., 1973) gives what would be the normal plural forms of such a second declension neuter noun: nominative vira, genitive virorum, without, however, indicating his authority for those forms. It may be observed that in Latin as in other languages when the plural of noncountable nouns does occur, it generally denotes various kinds of the entity (e.g., wine, honey, oil). Steam may have applied this principle to virus in order to meet the requirements of modern scientific terminology. If Latin had continued to be the common international language of scholars and scientists at the time that viruses were first identified, it appears likely that it would have generated the forms adduced by Steam.

Robert J. Smutny

ASM News Update The following letter recently appeared in ASM News, from Ton E. van den Bogaard. (Formatting added.)

On the Presence of a Plural of the Latin Noun "Virus"

With interest I read the contribution `On the Absence of a Plural of the Latin Noun ``Virus''' in the June 1999 ASM News, p. 388, by Robert J. Smutny. However, according to my Latin grammar, one of the very few books of my gymnasium (high school) days that is still up to date, the plural of the noun virus in Latin is, like the plural nowadays used for virus in Romance languages (e.g., Italian and French), also virus. The Latin noun virus does not belong to the second declension group but, like the noun fructus, meaning fruit or piece of fruit, belongs to a group of Latin words that is declined according to the fourth declension. Hence, two pieces of fruit is in Latin duo fructus and two viruses would be duo virus. According to the fourth declension the plural genitive of virus in Latin is viruum and therefore an Index of Viruses is in Latin an Index Viruum. Virorum is the plural genitive of the Latin noun vir (second declension) meaning man or husband. Consequently an Index Virorum would indicate a list of husbands or men.

Moreover, because the noun virus belongs to the fourth declension group the study of viruses should have been called virulogy and people practicing that science virulogists. My former professor in virology at veterinary school consequently called himself a virulogist and he lectured virulogy. I am afraid that these words have become extinct since he died.

It is important to realize that Latin and Greek derived expressions in biomedical English have been coined by scientists for convenience and not by scholars based on classical grammar. The old Romans might have said to these scientists modulating their language: ``Ut desint vires, tamen est laudanda voluntas,'' which means freely translated: ``Despite your lack of knowledge, still appreciated.''

Ton E. van den Bogaard
University Maastricht, the Netherlands

Here are some Web resources: The Perseus Project Read Caesar, Catullus, Cicero, Hirtius, Horace, Livy, Ovid, Plautus, Servius, and Vergil, plus quite a bit of other useful material. For example, you can look up virus for a definition and forms, or find its citations in literature. Here's one by Vergil.

Latin Textbook: Wheelock's Latin (HTML) Wonderful on-line course notes designed as a study aid for those without formal grammar/linguistics training. Note that `the entire zip archive' he advertises isn't really complete, and so I used these commands to pull in and view the whole thing locally: % cd /tmp % wget -r -l2 http://humanum.arts.cuhk.edu.hk/Lexis/Wheelock-Lat in/ % netscape /tmp/humanum.arts.cuhk.edu.hk/Lexis/Wheelock-Latin /index.html

The Classics Page Innumerable links, including some to on-line interactive exercises and to various dictionaries.

Transcriptio Nuntiorum Hebdomadalis Read your daily news--in Latin! Also contains sound files for the radio version whence it was transcribed. I'm sure glad that we now write FAQ instead of interrogata usitatissima. :-)

De Meditatione Various Latin snippets and sound clips. Footnotes [1] One examble of an invariant genitive form of virus is attested in Ammianus, which reads: qui ut coluber copia virus exuberans natorum. See the original for details. [2] Well, in English; in Latin it probably wasn't, as their `v' was likely more akin to the intervocalic `v' in today's Spanish, a sound with no equivalent in English but which is often perceived as a `w'. To be even more technical, an English `v' is a voiced labial-dental fricative. An intervocalic Spanish `v' (or `b') such as in aves, is a voiced bilabial fricative, usually represented in IPA as a lower-case Greek beta. [3] Some budding Romance philologist should go research a possible connection between the neuter conceptual nouns versus the gendered discrete ones in asturianu , the only extant Romance tongue with anything aproximating neuter nouns (I'm not counting the nominalized adjectives of Spanish such as lo difcil, since these aren't really nouns the way the so-called nomes de xneru neutru (de materia) are in asturianu.) a [4] The word virora actually appears to exist, but as some sort of South American tree. [5] Yes, I hated this sentence, too. It takes the singular verb "is" because the singular "an example" is the closer of the two elements in the disjunction, but likewise, "support" should be in the plural because the closer thing to it is now "two", which is obviously nonsingular. I think only a rewrite would be tolerable. Silly rules.

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• Other Latin Resources
• ASM News
• Footnotes

O tempora, o mores! Senatus haec intellegit. consul videt; hic tamen vivit. Vivit? immo vero etiam in senatum venit, fit publici consilii particeps, notat et designat oculis ad caedem unum quemque nostrum.

Cicero, Oratio in Catilinam Prima, 2

The stupid fuckhead asshole pieces of shit editors and the fags that post are fucking wrong - as usual.

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• Other Latin Resources
• ASM News
• ASM News Update (new)
• Footnotes

Etymology: a. L. virus slimy liquid, poison, offensive odour or taste. Hence also Fr., Sp., Pg. virus.

1 Venom, such as is emitted by a poisonous animal. Also fig.

2 Path. a A morbid principle or poisonous substance produced in the body as the result of some disease, esp. one capable of being introduced into other persons or animals by inoculations or otherwise and of developing the same disease in them. Now superseded by the next sense.

b Pl. viruses. An infectious organism that is usu. submicroscopic, can multiply only inside certain living host cells (in many cases causing disease) and is now understood to be a non-cellular structure lacking any intrinsic metabolism and usually comprising a DNA or RNA core inside a protein coat (see also quot. 1977). [ Formerly referred to as filterable viruses, their first distinguishing characteristic being the ability to pass through filters that retained bacteria. ]

The simple answer is that there wasn't one. The longer answer follows.

Writers who, searching for a fancy plural to virus, incorrectly write *viri are doubtless blindly applying an overreaching -us => -i rule. This mis-inflects many words. For example, status and hiatus only change the length of the final vowel; genus goes to genera; corpus goes to corpora. Others are even worse if this rule is mis-applied, like syllabus, caucus, octopus, mandamus, and rebus.

Anyway, Latin already had a word viri, but it was the nominative plural not of virus (slime, poison, or venom), but of vir (man), which as it turns out is also a 2nd declension noun. I do not believe that writers of English who write viri are intentionally speaking of men. And although there actually is a viri form for virus, it's the genitive singular[1], not the nominative plural. And we certainly don't grab for genitive singulars for the plurals when we've started out with a nominative. Such hanky panky would certainly get you talked about, and probably your hand slapped as well.

This apparently invariant use of virus as a genitive singular may also imply that it's 4th declension, as some scholars believe.

Those confused souls who write *virii are tacitly positing the existence of the non-word *virius, and declining it as though it were like filius. It's true that l/r are both linguals that sometimes get interchanged, and that f/v are just a change in voicing[2], but that's just reaching. *Virii is still completely silly, so don't do that; otherwise, everyone will know you're just a blathering script kiddie.

The crucial problem here is that, classically speaking, there appears to be no recorded use of virus in the plural. It was a 2nd declension noun ending in -us, which is rather common, but it was also a neuter, which is rather rare. I could only come up with three such 2nd declension neuters: virus (some poison), pelagus (the sea, usually poetically), and vulgus (the crowd). None appear to admit plurals. Perhaps this is because they are mass nouns, not count nouns. [3]

One citation below wonders whether these -us 2nd declension neuters might have inflected -us => -ora, the way the 3rd declension's neuter plurals for tempus and corpus do. There's really not any support for that notion--that I could find at least. If so, that would end up producing *virora. Most other citations think that these plurals just never happened at all, or that if they did, they didn't jump declensions. Perhaps they were invariant as they oddly are for the vocative and accusative cases. In any event, *virora does not fit comfortably in the mouth of an English speaker, which is a good reason to avoid it.[4]

Another theory holds that virus, if it was a 2nd declension neuter, must go to *vira in the plural as do its -um neuter brethren in the 2nd declension. However, that assumes that it works like a -um form, not as a -us form does. And it really seems to do neither. If it were a -us form (again, as a 2nd declension nominative), then its vocative would have to be *vire; but it's really only virus. You also expect an accusative form *viros, but that too is missing; it's still just virus in the accusative. And if it were a -um form, then its vocative would have to be *virum. But it's not--here again, it's only virus. (Vocative examples of virus are not particularly common. Apparently the Romans seldom addressed their slime in a personal fashion. :-)

So what we have here is something of a mixed or invariant declension. Trying to find a plural for something that didn't take a plural (possibly because it was not a count but a mass noun), or at least, one for which no plural is classically attested, is a fruitless endeavour. Best to stick with English and use viruses. Journey Into the Fourth Declension Some scholars, includining Gavin Betts, believe that virus pertained not to the second declension, but to the fourth one. Here is an example or two that support[5] Betts and dispute the 2nd declension theory. The first is classical, from Ammianus:

qui ut coluber copia virus exuberans natorum

Just another note: You must not forget that Ammian's native tongue was Greek, not Latin - so it's (very hypothetical!) possible he understood virus as a so called accusativus respectus and copia as adverbial expression. (A more common phenomenon in Greek.) exuberare was combined that way with lucrum and there was a tendency to use non-transitive verbs in a (active) transitive way - like anhelare or spumare in late antiquity's Latin as well. (The pseudo-Ciceronian Rhetorica ad Herennium's fourth book is an outstanding exception with its usage of anhelans et spumans in the passage about the denarratio and the following example IF one dates it to 80 a.Chr.n. ...) But - to make a conclusion - it's not classical at all to use the form viri(i), because there isn't any genitive-singular- or nominative-plural-form (*) viri found in the whole Latin literature up to the first century p.Chr.n. as far as PHI-CD-Rom can tell :-)

Here's what other sources have to say about this matter:

alt.usage.english FAQ Not all Latin words ending in -us had plurals in -i. Apparatus, cantus, coitus, hiatus, impetus, Jesus, nexus, plexus, prospectus, and status were 4th declension in Latin, and had plurals in -us with a long `u'. Corpus, genus, and opus were 3rd declension, with plurals corpora, genera, and opera. Virus is not attested in the plural in Latin, and is of a rare form (2nd declension neuter in -us) that makes it debatable what the Latin plural would have been; the only plural in English is viruses. Omnibus and rebus were not nominative nouns in Latin. Ignoramus was not a noun in Latin.

[...] classical plurals [...] What is the plural of virus? This neuter in Latin lacked a plural; it would presumably [disputable -tchrist ] have been virora like corpora, the plural of neuter corpus. (Like corpora, virora would be stressed on its initial syllable. As indicated earlier, *corpi would be as outlandish--as far beyond the pale--as *rhinoceri and *octopi.)

Latin had several declensions containing neuter, feminine, and masculine words ending in -us; the plurals are different in each one. Incidentally, the singular of mores (pronounced `moh-rehs') is mos, with the same change of `s' to `r' between vowels heard in corpus : corpora and in genus : genera.

Allen and Greenough The authors at the cited reference point out the follwoing:

Many Greek nouns retain their original gender: as, arctus (F.), the Polar Bear; methodus (F.), method.

a. The following in -us are Neuter; their accusative (as with all neuters) is the same as the nominative: pelagus, sea; virus, poison; vulgus (rarely M.), the crowd. They are not found in the plural, except pelagus, which has a rare nominative and accusative plural pelage.

NOTE.--The nominative plural neuter cete, sea monsters, occurs; the nominative singular cetus occurs in Vitruvius.

Latin inflections And for those who just can't get enough, try this. It is a bunch of inflection tables, more complete than I've seen elsewhere. For a good time, figure out the nominative plural of venus is. Hint: it's not veni. ASM News Apparently this question is `in the air'. The following is from the June 1999 issue of ASM News by the American Society for Microbiology, sent it by Jim Sandoz.

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Numerous Latin words have been taken over into the modern scientific vocabulary, most without difficulty. The Latin word virus, however, presents a minor but interesting problem, if one wishes to express a phrase such as Index of Viruses in its Latin form. By analogy with other nouns, one would expect the normal Latin equivalent to be Index Virorum. The difficulty stems from the fact that the Latin noun virus is defective, i.e. does not have a full set of case--forms, singular and plural. The Roman grammarian Priscian (fl. 500 A.D.) states that some claim the word is indeclinable (i.e., has only one form for all the cases in the singular); others, apparently more accurately, that it is declined in the singular according to the second declension neuter and cite two passages from the poet Lucretius in substantiation. All of the ancient grammarians are in agreement, however, that the word is used in the singular only, which indeed appears to be true, for no plural forms are attested in extant Latin works.

In antiquity the word virus had not yet acquired, of course, its current scientific meaning; rather it denoted something like toxicity, venom, a poisonous, deleterious, or unpleasant agent or principle, or poison in the abstract or general sense. (The first meaning given for this word, a slimy liquid, slime, in the most widely used Latin-English dictionaries is inaccurate; the error has been corrected in the more recent Oxford Latin Dictionary.) Nouns denoting entities that are countable pluralize (book, books); nouns denoting noncountable entities do not (except under special circumstances) pluralize (air, mood, valor). The term virus in antiquity appears to have belonged to the latter category, hence the nonexistence of plural forms.

When the word was taken over into modern languages and acquired its current scientific meaning, it changed categories and denoted a countable entity. The modern languages which have adopted the word each pluralize it in their own fashion (e.g., Eng. viruses, Germ. Viren; French and Italian do not distinguish in form between singular and plural, virus). But what to do in neo-Latin, which normally is subject to the rules and constraints of classical Latin?

W. T. Steam in his manual on botanical Latin (Botanical Latin, Newton Abbey, 2nd ed., 1973) gives what would be the normal plural forms of such a second declension neuter noun: nominative vira, genitive virorum, without, however, indicating his authority for those forms. It may be observed that in Latin as in other languages when the plural of noncountable nouns does occur, it generally denotes various kinds of the entity (e.g., wine, honey, oil). Steam may have applied this principle to virus in order to meet the requirements of modern scientific terminology. If Latin had continued to be the common international language of scholars and scientists at the time that viruses were first identified, it appears likely that it would have generated the forms adduced by Steam.

Robert J. Smutny

ASM News Update The following letter recently appeared in ASM News, from Ton E. van den Bogaard. (Formatting added.)

On the Presence of a Plural of the Latin Noun "Virus"

With interest I read the contribution `On the Absence of a Plural of the Latin Noun ``Virus''' in the June 1999 ASM News, p. 388, by Robert J. Smutny. However, according to my Latin grammar, one of the very few books of my gymnasium (high school) days that is still up to date, the plural of the noun virus in Latin is, like the plural nowadays used for virus in Romance languages (e.g., Italian and French), also virus. The Latin noun virus does not belong to the second declension group but, like the noun fructus, meaning fruit or piece of fruit, belongs to a group of Latin words that is declined according to the fourth declension. Hence, two pieces of fruit is in Latin duo fructus and two viruses would be duo virus. According to the fourth declension the plural genitive of virus in Latin is viruum and therefore an Index of Viruses is in Latin an Index Viruum. Virorum is the plural genitive of the Latin noun vir (second declension) meaning man or husband. Consequently an Index Virorum would indicate a list of husbands or men.

Moreover, because the noun virus belongs to the fourth declension group the study of viruses should have been called virulogy and people practicing that science virulogists. My former professor in virology at veterinary school consequently called himself a virulogist and he lectured virulogy. I am afraid that these words have become extinct since he died.

It is important to realize that Latin and Greek derived expressions in biomedical English have been coined by scientists for convenience and not by scholars based on classical grammar. The old Romans might have said to these scientists modulating their language: ``Ut desint vires, tamen est laudanda voluntas,'' which means freely translated: ``Despite your lack of knowledge, still appreciated.''

Ton E. van den Bogaard
University Maastricht, the Netherlands

Here are some Web resources: The Perseus Project Read Caesar, Catullus, Cicero, Hirtius, Horace, Livy, Ovid, Plautus, Servius, and Vergil, plus quite a bit of other useful material. For example, you can look up virus for a definition and forms, or find its citations in literature. Here's one by Vergil.

Latin Textbook: Wheelock's Latin (HTML) Wonderful on-line course notes designed as a study aid for those without formal grammar/linguistics training. Note that `the entire zip archive' he advertises isn't really complete, and so I used these commands to pull in and view the whole thing locally: % cd /tmp % wget -r -l2 http://humanum.arts.cuhk.edu.hk/Lexis/Wheelock-Lat in/ % netscape /tmp/humanum.arts.cuhk.edu.hk/Lexis/Wheelock-Latin /index.html

The Classics Page Innumerable links, including some to on-line interactive exercises and to various dictionaries.

Transcriptio Nuntiorum Hebdomadalis Read your daily news--in Latin! Also contains sound files for the radio version whence it was transcribed. I'm sure glad that we now write FAQ instead of interrogata usitatissima. :-)

De Meditatione Various Latin snippets and sound clips. Footnotes [1] One examble of an invariant genitive form of virus is attested in Ammianus, which reads: qui ut coluber copia virus exuberans natorum. See the original for details. [2] Well, in English; in Latin it probably wasn't, as their `v' was likely more akin to the intervocalic `v' in today's Spanish, a sound with no equivalent in English but which is often perceived as a `w'. To be even more technical, an English `v' is a voiced labial-dental fricative. An intervocalic Spanish `v' (or `b') such as in aves, is a voiced bilabial fricative, usually represented in IPA as a lower-case Greek beta. [3] Some budding Romance philologist should go research a possible connection between the neuter conceptual nouns versus the gendered discrete ones in asturianu , the only extant Romance tongue with anything aproximating neuter nouns (I'm not counting the nominalized adjectives of Spanish such as lo difcil, since these aren't really nouns the way the so-called nomes de xneru neutru (de materia) are in asturianu.) a [4] The word virora actually appears to exist, but as some sort of South American tree. [5] Yes, I hated this sentence, too. It takes the singular verb "is" because the singular "an example" is the closer of the two elements in the disjunction, but likewise, "support" should be in the plural because the closer thing to it is now "two", which is obviously nonsingular. I think only a rewrite would be tolerable. Silly rules.

Sections in this document:

• English Inflections
• Classical Inflections and References
• Other Latin Resources
• ASM News
• Footnotes

O tempora, o mores! Senatus haec intellegit. consul videt; hic tamen vivit. Vivit? immo vero etiam in senatum venit, fit publici consilii particeps, notat et designat oculis ad caedem unum quemque nostrum.

Cicero, Oratio in Catilinam Prima, 2

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Only an idiot would say "Mac hardware." Who is Mac?

If your trying to say I don't know that Apple makes computer hardware, I believe that point is nixed, since I later said, "Apple sells computer systems.

80 Window Man 9.6% 9:54.89 5 271 305 3.57M- 52.7M+ 57.8M+ 94.9M+

Well, I don't know how fast your comptuer is, but you mentioned a G4, so I'll assume somewhere around 867MHz (that's what I read the G4 speed as being from Apple.com). So, your WM is using up 9.6% of your CPU's resources -- in loose terms, 83.232MHz of the 867MHz. That's alot of processing power just for a WM. That means it probably won't run on hardware that's 10 years old (10 years ago, PC's were around 100MHz, so I assume Apples were a little bit "slower"). On the other hand, many Linux WM's (pwm and any of hte light WM's, as well as probably WindowMaker) will run on 100MHz PC systems.

First you say "the GUI is not the OS" and then you say "OSX is the combination of Darwin (which is BSD with a Mach kernel), and the GUI (Aqua)."

Do you see a problem with that? You are suffering from a severe lack of logic, or the ability to put thoughts together in a way that is logical and isn't self contradicting. Oh and yes I know what OS X is. But BTW, it doesn't "run" on BSD, and you don't even have to install the BSD Subsystem.

Um, no, actually there is no problem with that. Aqua is not OSX, just as (in general) a GUI isn't an OS. Its like saying a fruit's seed is not the fruit, nor is just the "flesh" part the fruit. The fruit is the entire thing. I never said OSX runs on BSD, I said it was a combination of BSD and the Mach kernel, meaning it is based off of Mach and BSD code.

Why "waste my time" with OS X? You seem to think that because it does something 5 seconds slower than OS 9 that it's not worth using.

Depends on what it is that's 5s slower. If its a long long algorithm that normally takes hours, that's no problem. If its an application, that's a BIG problem. I usually buy either the best system available or one just behind it which is still great, but priced in accord with what it offers (i.e., so I'm not paying an extra 90% for that last 10% of performance). For the money I spend, I expect everything to happen instantaneously. Programs should load instantaneously, and should do any normal tasks instantaneously. I have leeway for things which SHOULD take longer and which aren't the fault of the OS. I don't expect a multiple alignment of 100 sequences averaging 10000 amino acids to align instantaneously...that'll take a while (like several minutes).

Btw, I've found that most "updated" versions of software run and load much slower (i.e., MSO 'XP loads about 5x slower than MSO '97), but yet don't provide many more *useful* features. If somethings going to take up 10 times as much of my resources as a previous version, I expect it to be 10 times better. Why should something perform 10 times worse if its not 10 times better? (better meaning that it has more useful features).

You are suffering from a feeling that any computer that isn't the "fastest" is inadequate.

Isn't the fastest it can be, given the needed functionality. I expect programs to load instantaneously, RAM usage to be minimal, etc. In general, I don't like "wait-time". I don't find it amusing waiting 30s listening to my hard drive thrash, or watching a little clock cursor go round and round because some routine is poorly designed.

Most other people feel the same way. If not, Broadband connections never would have become popular.

You need to think about that for a while. Stop and look at what you do on your computer and see how long things take. Do you need some tasks to be faster? Why?

I need things to be faster because I don't have the patience to wait for something to get done slowly when it should be done quickly. I can tolerate it taking 30s to (for example) align many long protein sequences with eachother; I can't tolerate it taking that long for the Word processor to load.

This partly about ideals. Sloppy coding pisses me off. In the good old days where people had to "rent" time on a computer, code was written very efficiently at all levels, so it ran quickly. It was a thing of beauty. Now, alot of code is just slop which is poorly written.

This is why I like Linux (particularly Debian) so much: because it can actually still run on a 386.

If I'd doing something that's going to take a while, say rendering a picture, I can just move on to something else.

Which will, consequently, make rendering the picture even slower; furthermore, whatever else you're doing will happen slower. Also, sometimes we want results fast. If I'm running a Bayesian phylogeny, I want the results ASAP, because its a competitive field; also, because quality (maximum likelihood) phylogenetic analysis is very intensive, and the quicker its done with the better. Regarding bayesian phylogenetics, MrBayes is a program which I particularly respect for representing the ideals of good code. Each new release has become faster, and it does in days what other programs would take years to do (MrBayes bootstraps maximum likelihood phylognies about a million times in two days, whereas doing that in PAUP via Maximum Likelihood would take months or more likely years).

That's what multi tasking is all about. I find I'm much more productive in OS X than in OS 9.

So do I, but I could be more productive in it yet if some of these issues were dealt with. Firstly, there's the performance issues (try running OSX on the same ancient hardware you ran OS9 on). Secondly, OSX eliminates alot of good features of OS9. My beloved Apple program menu is gone, for example. The very nice control panel menu that you could navigate to from the Apple menu is gone, replaced with a MSesq control panel. If one installs an add-on Apple menu in OSX, it has annoying mini-icons in the menu next to the words, rather than just the names of the program. Just having the name of the program and a carrot was great.

I'm not all negative on OSX. The core of OSX is great, and there's many things I like about Aqua's GUI (if you look over that site, you'll find several places where I praised Apple on their GUIs.

I use OS 9 at work everyday so I know. I also don't see a speed difference except for the Finder, and that's been fixed in jaguar.

Unless your comparing the two OS' running on the exact same hardware, its not a valid comparison. Asking someone who has run both OS' on the same computer at the UOR how he liked OSX, his comments were "I don't like it, I hate it. Its slow, it hogs resources, and its ugly. The only thing I like about it is that its stable and doesn't crash." I've seen how the two OS' perform on the same computer, and I agree. As for "its ugly," I have to agree. Aqua's water-like appearance is about as classless as a two dollar tramp. I prefer a simple, plain look. Again, the user should be given the choice to choose a faster, more classy appearance.

well known that one of the strengths of Apple systems are their integration between hardware and the OS. Of what benefit would you get separating the two? Very little.

I'm not separating them. They are already separate, technically. My face is part of me, but it is not me. You could put a different face on me and I'd still be me. My point was not that computers don't come as systems, as a package. My point was simply what I said. Software is not hardware. This is an important point as has been shown in recent MS anti-trust trials. Distinguishing between the various parts of a system is important, especially if we want to preserve modularity. One should be able to "mix and match".

You can buy a G4 and run Linux on it if you like. I run Linux on a G3. It doesn't run as fast as OS 9, so there goes your theory on bloat.

I question what distribution you're running. If its Mandrake, I can see that. But don't expect OS9 to run faster than Debian on a G3. It seems widely acknowledged that good Linux distros are faster than other "common" OS' such as Solaris, IRIX, *BSD, Windows, and the Mac OS'.

Now, I'm not saying Linux is perfect. Linux still has PLENTY of room for improvement. BeOS and QNX represent the ideal in terms of minimal system resource use and speed. Such performance panaceas are definately possible for Linux if proper care is taken to what really matters.

You can also buy a G4 and run Darwin and XDarwin. Again, to what advantage? Maybe it's a bit faster? So what. You can't do as much with it. How fast does it have to be, and what advantage is that when you lose most of the OS?

I wouldn't run Darwin and XDarwin, because many *BSD and Linux packages haven't been ported to Darwin. I'd run Debian. One advantage being performance. The other being Debian's proven record for rock-solid stability. The biggest advantage being the freedom factor. GPL'ed software doesn't tie me up in a web of legal knots.

Here's something to think about, I don't use a Mac because of Apple's hardware. I appreciate their hardware (even if it's not keeping up with AMD or whoever).

Actually, Apple's hardware is keeping up fine. Apple hardware may have a lower clock frequency (MHz), but it takes less clock cycles to get an instruction done.

It's the GUI!

Which has alot of pros. I'm simply pointing out some areas where improvement is needed (namely resource utilization) and where Apple has taken a step backwards by eliminating GREAT features that were in OS9, like the Apple programs menu.

OS X is more of a luxury car than a Dragster. It corners better too!

What scientist need is a Dragster for their heavy duty-computers and a Porsche for their PC's, so to speak.