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Netcraft now confirms: *BSD is dying.

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house. All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

Fact: *BSD is dead

Netcraft now confirms: *BSD is dying.

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house. All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

Fact: *BSD is dead

Netcraft now confirms: *BSD is dying.

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house. All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

Fact: *BSD is dead

Netcraft now confirms: *BSD is dying.

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house. All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

Fact: *BSD is dead

Netcraft now confirms: *BSD is dying.

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house. All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

Fact: *BSD is dead

Netcraft now confirms: *BSD is dying.

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house. All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

Fact: *BSD is dead

Netcraft now confirms: *BSD is dying.

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when
recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of
1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft
survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this
news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing
in complete disarray, as further exemplified by
failing dead last [samag.org] in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive
networking test.

You don't need to be a
Kreskin [amdest.com] to
predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces
a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD
because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many
of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows
like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all,
having lost 93% of its core developers.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

OpenBSD leader Theo
states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are
there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is
roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD
users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD
posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article
put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are
(7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the
number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek,
abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was
taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All
major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD
is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is
to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to
decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For
all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

Fact: *BSD is dead

Netcraft now confirms: *BSD is dying.

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when
recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of
1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft
survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this
news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing
in complete disarray, as further exemplified by
failing dead last [samag.org] in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive
networking test.

You don't need to be a
Kreskin [amdest.com] to
predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces
a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD
because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many
of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows
like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all,
having lost 93% of its core developers.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

OpenBSD leader Theo
states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are
there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is
roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD
users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD
posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article
put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are
(7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the
number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek,
abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was
taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All
major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD
is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is
to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to
decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For
all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

Fact: *BSD is dead

Netcraft now confirms: *BSD is dying.

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when
recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of
1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft
survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this
news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing
in complete disarray, as further exemplified by
failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive
networking test.

You don't need to be a
Kreskin to
predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces
a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD
because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many
of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows
like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all,
having lost 93% of its core developers.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

OpenBSD leader Theo
states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are
there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is
roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD
users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD
posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article
put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are
(7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the
number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek,
abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was
taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All
major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD
is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is
to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to
decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For
all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

Fact: *BSD is dead

Netcraft now confirms: *BSD is dying.

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house. All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

Fact: *BSD is dead

Netcraft now confirms: *BSD is dying.

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house. All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

Fact: *BSD is dead

Space Shuttle Columbia is dying.

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Space Shuttle community when recently IDC confirmed that Columbia accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all shuttles. Coming on the heels of the latest NASA survey which plainly states that Columbia has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Columbia is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Space Shuttle comprehensive landing test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Columbia's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Columbia faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Columbia because Columbia is dying. Things are looking very bad for Columbia. As many of us are already aware, Columbia continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Endevour is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core pilots.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

NASA leader Theo states that there are 7000 pilots of Challenger. How many pilotss of Atlantis are there? Let's see. The number of Challenger versus Atlantis posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Atlantis pilotss. Discovery posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Atlantis posts. Therefore there are about 700 pilots of Discovery. A recent article put Endevour at about 80 percent of the Columbia market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Endevour users. This is consistent with the number of Endevour Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of NASA, abysmal flights and so on, Endevour went out of business and was taken over by NASA who sell another troubled shuttle. Now NASA is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house. All major surveys show that Columbia has steadily declined in market share. Columbia is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Columbia is to survive at all it will be among hobbyist pilots. Columbia continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Columbia is dead.

Fact: Space Shuttle Columbia is dead

IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dying.

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes community when recently IDC confirmed that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Slashdot posts. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has lost more comment share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Slashdot Trolls comprehensive crapflooding test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict IN SOVIET RUSSIA joke's future. The hand writing is on the wall: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes because IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes is dying. Things are looking very bad for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes. As many of us are already aware, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts are the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core posters.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

*BSD Is Dying leader Anonymous Coward states that there are 7000 posters of *BSD Is Dying. How many users of 3) Profit!!! are there? Let's see. The number of *BSD Is Dying versus 3) Profit!!! posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 3) Profit!!! users. Natalie Portman posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of 3) Profit!!! posts. Therefore there are about 700 posters of Natalie Portman. A recent article put Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts at about 80 percent of the IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posters. This is consistent with the number of Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 Slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Slashdot, abysmal quality and so on, Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts went out of business and was taken over by another Anonymous Coward who post another troubled crapflood. Now the other Anonymous Coward is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another crapflood house. All major surveys show that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has steadily declined in comment share. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are to survive at all it will be among Slashdot hobbyist posters. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead.

Fact: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead

IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dying.

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes community when recently IDC confirmed that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Slashdot posts. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has lost more comment share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Slashdot Trolls comprehensive crapflooding test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict IN SOVIET RUSSIA joke's future. The hand writing is on the wall: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes because IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes is dying. Things are looking very bad for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes. As many of us are already aware, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts are the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core posters.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

*BSD Is Dying leader Anonymous Coward states that there are 7000 posters of *BSD Is Dying. How many users of 3) Profit!!! are there? Let's see. The number of *BSD Is Dying versus 3) Profit!!! posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 3) Profit!!! users. Natalie Portman posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of 3) Profit!!! posts. Therefore there are about 700 posters of Natalie Portman. A recent article put Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts at about 80 percent of the IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posters. This is consistent with the number of Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 Slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Slashdot, abysmal quality and so on, Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts went out of business and was taken over by another Anonymous Coward who post another troubled crapflood. Now the other Anonymous Coward is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another crapflood house. All major surveys show that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has steadily declined in comment share. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are to survive at all it will be among Slashdot hobbyist posters. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead.

Fact: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead

IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dying.

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes community when recently IDC confirmed that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Slashdot posts. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has lost more comment share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Slashdot Trolls comprehensive crapflooding test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict IN SOVIET RUSSIA joke's future. The hand writing is on the wall: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes because IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes is dying. Things are looking very bad for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes. As many of us are already aware, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts are the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core posters.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

*BSD Is Dying leader Anonymous Coward states that there are 7000 posters of *BSD Is Dying. How many users of 3) Profit!!! are there? Let's see. The number of *BSD Is Dying versus 3) Profit!!! posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 3) Profit!!! users. Natalie Portman posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of 3) Profit!!! posts. Therefore there are about 700 posters of Natalie Portman. A recent article put Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts at about 80 percent of the IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posters. This is consistent with the number of Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 Slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Slashdot, abysmal quality and so on, Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts went out of business and was taken over by another Anonymous Coward who post another troubled crapflood. Now the other Anonymous Coward is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another crapflood house. All major surveys show that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has steadily declined in comment share. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are to survive at all it will be among Slashdot hobbyist posters. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead.

Fact: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead

IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dying.

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes community when recently IDC confirmed that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Slashdot posts. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has lost more comment share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Slashdot Trolls comprehensive crapflooding test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict IN SOVIET RUSSIA joke's future. The hand writing is on the wall: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes because IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes is dying. Things are looking very bad for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes. As many of us are already aware, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts are the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core posters.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

*BSD Is Dying leader Anonymous Coward states that there are 7000 posters of *BSD Is Dying. How many users of 3) Profit!!! are there? Let's see. The number of *BSD Is Dying versus 3) Profit!!! posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 3) Profit!!! users. Natalie Portman posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of 3) Profit!!! posts. Therefore there are about 700 posters of Natalie Portman. A recent article put Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts at about 80 percent of the IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posters. This is consistent with the number of Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 Slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Slashdot, abysmal quality and so on, Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts went out of business and was taken over by another Anonymous Coward who post another troubled crapflood. Now the other Anonymous Coward is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another crapflood house. All major surveys show that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has steadily declined in comment share. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are to survive at all it will be among Slashdot hobbyist posters. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead.

Fact: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead

IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dying.

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes community when recently IDC confirmed that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Slashdot posts. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has lost more comment share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Slashdot Trolls comprehensive crapflooding test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict IN SOVIET RUSSIA joke's future. The hand writing is on the wall: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes because IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes is dying. Things are looking very bad for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes. As many of us are already aware, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts are the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core posters.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

*BSD Is Dying leader Anonymous Coward states that there are 7000 posters of *BSD Is Dying. How many users of 3) Profit!!! are there? Let's see. The number of *BSD Is Dying versus 3) Profit!!! posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 3) Profit!!! users. Natalie Portman posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of 3) Profit!!! posts. Therefore there are about 700 posters of Natalie Portman. A recent article put Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts at about 80 percent of the IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posters. This is consistent with the number of Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 Slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Slashdot, abysmal quality and so on, Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts went out of business and was taken over by another Anonymous Coward who post another troubled crapflood. Now the other Anonymous Coward is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another crapflood house. All major surveys show that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has steadily declined in comment share. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are to survive at all it will be among Slashdot hobbyist posters. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead.

Fact: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead

IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dying.

Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes community when recently IDC confirmed that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Slashdot posts. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has lost more comment share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Slashdot Trolls comprehensive crapflooding test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict IN SOVIET RUSSIA joke's future. The hand writing is on the wall: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes because IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes is dying. Things are looking very bad for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes. As many of us are already aware, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts are the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core posters.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

*BSD Is Dying leader Anonymous Coward states that there are 7000 posters of *BSD Is Dying. How many users of 3) Profit!!! are there? Let's see. The number of *BSD Is Dying versus 3) Profit!!! posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 3) Profit!!! users. Natalie Portman posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of 3) Profit!!! posts. Therefore there are about 700 posters of Natalie Portman. A recent article put Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts at about 80 percent of the IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posters. This is consistent with the number of Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 Slashdot posts.

Due to the troubles of Slashdot, abysmal quality and so on, Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts went out of business and was taken over by another Anonymous Coward who post another troubled crapflood. Now the other Anonymous Coward is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another crapflood house. All major surveys show that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has steadily declined in comment share. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are to survive at all it will be among Slashdot hobbyist posters. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead.

Fact: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead