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...so don't say I didn't warn you: Killer Japanese Seizure Robots!

Oh God. Just imagin if you want to go to Google.com but instead land at Gooogle.com... Or pop-ups... Or better yet... Japanese Killer Seizure Robots floating floating in your face!

My eyes! The goggles, they do nothting!

Is it realy 3D yet or are we looking at a tiled image that *appears* beyond and seperate from a frontal image?

All the flashing hurts my eyes. Screwing with my eyes' physical limitations does not constitute an ethical 3D image. The hardware is also being stressed, not just my eyes.

True 3D-imaging technology will be able to represent image depth and perception without the eye-candy.

Does anyone remember what happened back in Japan when over 30,000 children fell over and had seizures from their televisions? They were watching Pokemon and the cartoon displayed some yellow and red graphical images at a refresh rate which screws with only Japanese people. A website, that I know of, is a good way of testing whether you have any Japanese genetics in you; Go here to test yourself...maybe you'll wake-up on the floor, drooling in your cubicle, when it's time to clock-out and go home. ;)

Slashdot has a code just like those canux's. What the hell does pater@slashdot.org mean? I think it means that CmdrTaxo, hemos, or timothy attended one of those canux's classes. Oh that's super... And to imagine what the canux teaches is a code and the battle.net protocol is not a code.

You want a code, crack this!

&nbsp &nbsp In regards to your thoughtlesss, callous, and most disgraceful post with intent to hurt a Japanese child, I have taken the liberty of submitting a report on your actions to my employer, Network Associates Inc. Your internet access shall be canceled and you shall be arrested tomorrow morning at the origin of where you published this most vile act; your halfway house in San Francisco. Any and all parcels includeded within your computer to establish your computing ability will be seized by local authorities and any software shall also be contained with your computer. If you would like to express your 6th ammendment right, of which you have waivered in your agreement to use the internet, please express your concern to my eMail address via netw0rkassh0liates@yahoo.comThankyou.

Sincerely,

Bob Thurstin

If I get a slashdot login just for the sake of trolling, then the terrorists have already won!!



GOAT!

If I ever meet Albert Einstein, I&nbsp WILLL&nbsp KICK&nbsp HIS&nbsp ASS!!!!


GOAT!

We should all keep in mind this simple truth: *Windows is dying. You don't need to be Kreskin to predict *Windows's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *Windows faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Windows because *Windows is dying. Things are looking very bad for *Windows. As many of us are already aware, *Windows continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

Windows XP leader Bill Gatse states that there are 7000 users of Windows XP.
How many users of Windows 2000 are there? Let's see. The number of Windows XP versus Windows 2000 posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1.

Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Windows 2000 users. Windows ME posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Windows 2000 posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Windows ME. A recent article put Windows 98 at about 80 percent of the *Windows market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Windows 98 users. This is consistent with the number of Windows 98 Usenet posts.

Due to the troubles of Microsoft, abysmal sales and so on, DOS 6.6 went out of business and was taken over by Windows 3.1 who sell another troubled OS. Now Windows 3.1 is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.

All major surveys show that *Windows has steadily declined in market share. *Windows is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *Windows is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyists, dabblers, and dilettantes. *Windows continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *Windows is dead. "

For more about Windows dying, see gatse.ms

Here's some battlebots!

I had a good post here about greedy idiots who only see "Open Source" == "steal people's code", but banjo barfed it up.

So instead, I'll post a troll...

[Killer Japaneese Seizure Robots! ate my balls.]

First time reading with your threashold set below (score : 1), eh?

It's kind of ironic that this dumbass always attempts first post as a follow-up to an existing post, huh? I guess he just doesn't get the point...


[Killer Japaneese Seizure Robots! ate my balls.]

You call that a troll?!!! This is a troll!!!

Hey "Flame Bait Arena" is my favorite /. expansion pack!

[Killer Japaneese Seizure Robots! ate my balls.]