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The Typical Mac User

How about you suck it instead being a mac user.

I prefer my freedom

You mac users are so blind from the truth from your beloved blind zealotry. Go take your crappy Apple products and stick it where the sun doesn't shine.

I am keeping my Droid because I love freedom.

The Typical Mac User

I knew it was goatse and still clicked. What kind of effeminate pansy is still shocked by goatse after all these years. For fucks sakes this is the internet. At least link to Last Measure so that the jews.wma will annoy people. (And it's run by the GNAA, a fine organization with a deep and fulfilling history on slashdot.)

Well, you have good points here.
For start, sadly, Last measure is blacklisted in both Firefox and Chrome. Do you know a Last measure mirror that works and isn't?
I am very aware of Last measure though.

Then sure, Goatse is supposed not to shock anyone. Well unless your boss doesn't pass by... Dunny, but I get the angriest responses when I troll Goatse. Would love to use something stronger, and tried few times.
The Mac user scored not bad, but still Goatse seems to be better.

Here take a look at favorite responses (and mind that most responses are about Goatse):

Funny:
"What an ass. Warning: Unpleasant picture in the link. That's what I get for browsing at 1, I guess."
"I'm just curious what gratification you get from this... do you jerk off to your hit counter?"
"O neat, you quoted me! Now I have to ask, why do you do this? seriously whats the motivation?"
"1999 called they want their overused shock pictures back."
"Parent post is a goatsex picture. Do not follow. You're an asshole of the proportions in that picture."
"Link above is to goatse. Fuck you douchebag."
"Turn on TinyUrl previews. It saves lives."
"Ugh. Goatse. NSFW. Asshole (poster and picture, both)."
"Seriously ... new account to post that ... what a douche!"
"You're a fucking douchbag." - "That is the most accurate comment yet"
"Not gonna click it to find out, but I'd be surprised if parent's link wasn't goatse... It appears you would be correct sir. Why oh why do I always forget..."
"My word, what is wrong with your anus? I'd get that checked out."
"It's because of Assholes like you that I can no longer trust URL shorteners"
"Thanks, I'm reading slashdot in class like a good student and just got tubgirl'd."
"Watching second monitor, there was something wrong with the other screen. Control + w. Phew..."
"Hey family! Come look! They're opening the Google Talk client! Now, click here......" (sees goatse)
"I tried to post warnings about the goaste loving jerk yesterday but was modded into oblivion as a karma whore"
"Posting your picture online again?", "Really? Are you not tired of this yet?"
(Me posts goatse link and tells that it is SFW): "You mean NSFW asshole."
"Can you not afford normal entertainment?" "This is grown up talk, 4chan is that way ->"
"Oops. goatse link" - "The AC speaks truth! (Well I didn't let it finish loading, but the browser was connecting to goatse.ru...)"
"He likes his urinal cakes nice and sudsy, so he tries to piss us off."
"Link is Goatse" - "Thanks. Does nerd soccer attract nerd hooligans?"
"You must be really bored, eh? Take your shit somewhere else. We don't serve your kind around here."

Hate:
"Motherfucker. Some of us are at work and don't want to have a drilled out anus pop up on their fucking screen. Christ."
"BAN HIM!" "Ur a faggot for posting that."
"Death to all assholes - Let's put you first into the guillotine"
"You fucker" - "I had the same thought as you. What a fucking asshole. The link is nsfw."
"I hate your guts.", "WTF you fucking asshole.", "Fucking troll, do not click there"
"I hope you die in a fire before you are old enough to contaminate the gene pool."
"It would be more interesting if I had a piece of pipe and your face, in close proximity so I could smash your face beyond recognition,"
"Bravo teeny bopper. You're a really mature mother fucker (or do you prefer father fucking? Damn you homo erotic shittter)."
"Wait! I think I hear your mommy calling to give your tongue a good soap washing. And maybe s

1829 victims disagree with you (fell for it via thoughts.com goatse link). Besides thats not a goatse link, but rather a shit eating guy (a mac user) from http://www.themacuser.org/
(567 victims so far).

And in total I have much more more that 11,000 victims (11,817 victims on last link to http://goatse.ru/hello.jpg) and few thousands victims on goatse links via other sources (eg goatse.fr that is defunct now) plus ~500 victims on each of tubgirl,hai2you, and now that mac user that I troll now (567 victims and counting)...

So....nobody fell for it?

And just wait and see, soon I will be on vacation and will troll full-time. I won't be just using thoughs.com or just using goatse, I will scan shock sites and prepare you something you really would wish that you didn't see.

These are not gay at all either.

Yep, Mac users are as straight as Richard Simmons.