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And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

It can be done.

Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

As long as we're in language Nazi mode, please learn what Irony means. Rebuttal references to bargain-basement dictionaries whose sales are set by their word count, or to user-written collections of mass misimpression like Princeton Word-Net and Wikipedia will be met with derision and mockery. Oh, and by the by, grandparent's error isn't in grammar, it's in conjugational syntax. Believe it or not, not every single rule in language is a grammar rule. A real language Nazi would know that.

Please don't engage in language Nazi mode until you've learned to goose-step properly. You don't even have your moustache on straight.

Steve Irwin vs Tommy Cooper for most ironic death?

Death in and of itself is never ironic. Some commentary on that death might be ironic.

How is that ironic?

a) How difficult would it be to transition from the homebrew SDK to the official one? Would it be worth doing any real work to begin with before transitioning?

Well it's like transitioning from OS/2 to Windows. It has the same general list of stuff, targetting the same general hardware, but the names of API functions and the order they want arguments in is different. It's not challenging, but it's a big hassle.

Would it be worth any real work? Depends. If you follow GoF Strategy Pattern and wrap dealing with the SDK, then you can pretty cleanly replace your stubs and not worry about becoming bug central. If it's a system you haven't done yet, then yes, it would be useful to do it in the homebrew SDK just to learn the machine. If the game industry is new to you, having a functional demo on real hardware makes getting investment much easier, so it might be useful for those reasons too.

If on the other hand you're a pro gamedev from a different platform, then you won't have a hard time getting money, the machine's gonna be stuff you already know, and so for them, no, it's probably not worth the hassle, and just wait a week until Nintendo sends you a kit.

Different strokes for different folks. For non-pros, the homebrew SDK is a minor miracle.

b) Is the official SDK significantly better to be worth using?

Well, you can't sell games make in the homebrew SDK at Walmart. :D In response to your real question, yes there are a few things that the real SDK does significantly better - the homebrew SDK doesn't do NiFi at all, for example, and its sound stuff is acceptable whereas the real SDK's sound stuff is quite nice. What you really want to know is "is the homebrew SDK good enough?" On almost every front, yes. WLAN is still a hassle, but thanks to my bounty which led to Steve's work, the Internet is within your grasp using normal TCP and UDP.

The homebrew SDK is just fine. Give it a try.

a) How difficult would it be to transition from the homebrew SDK to the official one? Would it be worth doing any real work to begin with before transitioning?

Well it's like transitioning from OS/2 to Windows. It has the same general list of stuff, targetting the same general hardware, but the names of API functions and the order they want arguments in is different. It's not challenging, but it's a big hassle.

Would it be worth any real work? Depends. If you follow GoF Strategy Pattern and wrap dealing with the SDK, then you can pretty cleanly replace your stubs and not worry about becoming bug central. If it's a system you haven't done yet, then yes, it would be useful to do it in the homebrew SDK just to learn the machine. If the game industry is new to you, having a functional demo on real hardware makes getting investment much easier, so it might be useful for those reasons too.

If on the other hand you're a pro gamedev from a different platform, then you won't have a hard time getting money, the machine's gonna be stuff you already know, and so for them, no, it's probably not worth the hassle, and just wait a week until Nintendo sends you a kit.

Different strokes for different folks. For non-pros, the homebrew SDK is a minor miracle.

b) Is the official SDK significantly better to be worth using?

Well, you can't sell games make in the homebrew SDK at Walmart. :D In response to your real question, yes there are a few things that the real SDK does significantly better - the homebrew SDK doesn't do NiFi at all, for example, and its sound stuff is acceptable whereas the real SDK's sound stuff is quite nice. What you really want to know is "is the homebrew SDK good enough?" On almost every front, yes. WLAN is still a hassle, but thanks to my bounty which led to Steve's work, the Internet is within your grasp using normal TCP and UDP.

The homebrew SDK is just fine. Give it a try.

Could this be used as a method for keeping people from rejecting transplants?

Unfortunately, no. The issue here is that this tumor line has learned to never grow its chemical markers in the first place. You can't just knock those markers off of the surface; they're there for reasons other than identification. It's a bit like looking at the back of a computer. You can tell if it's the same kind as your computer at home, because the power cord's over here, and the switch is there, and the monitor plug is here, but the keyboard and mouse plug are over here, and they're colored and yours aren't. You can't just remove all those from a transplant; they're needed.

This tumor is more like a network slab. It has a power line and a network card, and everything else is just gone. It doesn't need a monitor plug because it doesn't care if anything can see what it's thinking. It's not a computer, it's a cluster parasite. The thing is, the way the immune system works is to say "that shouldn't be there," or "that shouldn't look like that." It's too dumb to say "omg where is this, it's not there at all." Because the slab is just missing essentially all its surface, it's completely faceless to the immune system, and so the immune system basically treats it like dust. It clusters it into one spot and tries to secrete it. In the case of actual dead material, that comes out in exfoliation. But, since these are cells, they attach just like any other cells, and end up sticking around.

The cancer is different genetic material from the host dog, it probably also used different blood type in its previous host

The immune system would have to tear a cell in half to see its genetic material. Therefore, the immune system can't see its genetic material. Similarly, since these are individual invading skin cells, they're not making blood, so the host dog has no idea what blood type their genome suggests.

but it seems that the dogs bodies don't reject it.

Think of them as Russian spies in a cold war movie. Why aren't the police putting them in jail? Because the police have no idea they don't belong. Much like movie spies, these cells look like the locals, act like the locals, talk like the locals, and are essentially just too featureless to pay attention to. I bet this cancer drives a Chevy and goes to PTA meetings.

To be clear, the reason this cancer is succeeding is that it has adapted to stealth.

I don't know anything about cell rejection so I could be completely wrong. Are there any doctors that could explain it?

You're in the right neighborhood; normally you'd be correct. You just didn't realize what this tumor is doing differently. It's sly; stealthy. I have made a diagram to assist in your understanding of why the immune system cannot flush this cancer.

Yes, it says that right in the slashdot story. By the way, Decimate means to destroy one tenth of.

Neither is that what irony means, nor is that how wonderful is spelled. Also, the word "BLOC" is an acronym, doesn't have a K, and had nothing to do with the laws, so to suggest that our law system is BLOC doesn't actually make sense.

I'm sure you'll say something nasty about spelling and grammar flames, but really, when your quality of discourse is this low, do you actually expect to be taken seriously? Do you really believe that the two hundred fourty years of our style of government was to make a country that didn't even exist until 1917 look bad? What were the first hundred and thirty years? Practice?

Bashing the Russians blindly is passe. If you want to sound hot-button and don't know what you're talking about, the current national villain is capital-t Terrorism. You'll need to point your finger at turbans, not red coats. You know, that, or read a book. 'S really up to you.

Ironically, when TLC was launched, it was because the Discovery Channel itself was moving away from educational programming.

So you're really saying that the Discovery Channel was moving *towards* educational programming? Or did you mean something other than irony?

It wasn't too god-awful, actually. I worked with the S60 port of GTK+/KHTML, because it's less painful than Webcore/Webkit, and basically just followed in Nokia's footprints. I had to port several underlying libraries, including Freetype and a massively hacked Nano-X (which I've been slowly replacing with something home-grown, built on top of a platform-specific fast graphics library.)

I've got mostly-correct rendering, correct ECMA/DHTML and good (not great) font rendering. International fonts are tremendously broken. PNG works better than it does on IE. It's pretty reasonably fast, and the browser footprint is about 950k, plus another 200k from support libraries and 300k from the fonts I built in. It's enough to use to roll certain other applications, as long as I'm careful about their RAM usage.

This is actually the reason I originally started the DS WiFi Bounty. The IRC clients and whatnot that are now being built are amusing, but I have bigger plans. (No, the web browser isn't the apex of what I'm doing.)

Whereas that may very well be the root of the misunderstanding, it is nonetheless a misunderstanding. Language is not so mobile as this. The phrase "radical" had a longer shelf life than this has had, beginning with the beatniks and hitting its stride so hard that it was showing up in the titles of video games and even on occasion in the mouths of newscasters. Nonetheless, we have as a culture awoken from the error and moved on. Similar examples include the fading usage of "outrageous" to mean cool in a line-pushing fashion, beginning in the 1940s with the post-depression reactionary crowd to people performing human interest acts on the street for money, "ignorant" to mean rude, beginning largely with a common misreading of the bible and spreading from the American southwest, and the misuse of nuclear to mean fission (or, less commonly, fusion) devices.

These things happen. Mistakes get into the dictionary; all three of those can be found in the Merriam Webster in the 1980s. Just two years ago, they still had transparent meaning "passes light" (that's translucent,) and translucent as "partially transparent" (an explanation.)

What people don't seem to understand is that the various Websters and the OED are actually very low quality dictionaries. They are tomes which strive to sell on terms of size, and will therefore pick up any common misunderstanding and list it as soon as they can justify it. Fuck's sake, the OED has "google" listed as a verb. Mind you, they don't mark it slang or jargon - they've just up and accepted the marketing as an official part of their lexicon. It's absurd - linguistics demands a hundred twenty year window to observe cementing of the denotation of a word, if it's not a noun; this company is less than ten years old. As philoblapterers, they should know better. These are bargain basement dictionaries who get by on the ill-gotten fame from the size they've accumulated through absolutely appallingly low standards.

There are good dictionaries. In America, look for the American Heritage Etymological (it has a full article about this word in the extended edition that's both quite interesting and which takes the same stance I do.) In Britain, there is the set of Cambridge dictionaries, as well as the little known and woefully underrated Collins Dictionary, which is remarkably witty and of clarity at times even incisive.

When people look for reasons to claim that because there was a phrase that there's now a word, they behave as do the OED and MW. There's a damned good reason that all other dictionaries are so much smaller: they're honest and pay attention to academic practice. Please don't be a Webster. Just because there's a phrase that could be an etymon doesn't mean the usage of the word is any less incorrect.

If the Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis is to be believed, then muddying the waters in this fashion makes us all stupider.

That isn't what the word "irony" means.

That all said, when NASA switched to the PSP and TSP, their bug rate dropped by almost 90%, and they had to generate far less documentation. Just because you have a team with an amazing record doesn't mean there isn't a better way. NASA has learned this several times.