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Steve Irwin Dead

mkosmo writes "News.com.au is reporting that Steve Irwin was killed in a freak accident while filming one of his well known documentaries. Surprisingly it wasn't a crocodile, it was a sting-ray."

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  1. oblig by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Crickey!

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    1. Re:oblig by HillBilly · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did you see that! It got me right in the chest... oh fuc.....

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    2. Re:oblig by lems1 · · Score: 1

      harsh...

      i see your point though... just it's harsh.

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    3. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      If only I had mod points! That was knee-slapping funny.

    4. Re:oblig by Wind_Walker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's called a "defense mechanism". I was making jokes during 9/11 too, because it helped me deal with it.

      It was funny. Dark and morbid, sure. But funny.

    5. Re:oblig by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How the fuck is that funny? You pieces of shit.

      It is damn funny. Irwin himself has probably play-acted a death like that a hundred times for the comedic effect.

      Besides, all humor originates from the misfortune of others. Try to come up with something funnier than a knock-knock joke that isn't at the expense of someone - you'll be at it for quite a while.

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    6. Re:oblig by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, someone died who did more than you EVER will!

      Your sentence does not parse. I suggest you stop frothing.

      I'd like to go up to you now and stab a fucking stingray barb through your heart! THEN find it funny!

      Actually, the irony of your statement is very funny. Here you are going on and on about how terrible it is to joke at death, and now you have gone waaaay beyond that and are making death threats. You are clearly unbalanced if you think you've got any moral high ground any more.

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    7. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he had a well-known funny accent and said "Crikey" when you did it, it WOULD be funny.

    8. Re:oblig by linguizic · · Score: 0

      They had to be filming when it happened. I wonder if we're going to see this in the next faces of death film.

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    9. Re:oblig by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      You seem to think that an act can only invoke a single emotional state.

      This actor's death certainly invokes somber reflection on the mortality of us all, encourages sympahty for his family, and causes sadness to thsoe who knew him or his work, but -- given the nature of it -- it's also funny.

      Imagine if one of the actors from a Jackass TV show died in one of their stunts. Sad, tradgic, et al -- and, again, funny.

    10. Re:oblig by cloricus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I did find that comment funny and people should laugh, it's not disrespectful in light of the sort of man he was... I have met him several times and it is a shame to lose such a great popular figure who wasn't a poser. Though my thoughts are with his lovely wife and two children, one of which is to young to remember him, and I hope they are able to deal with this. R.I.P.

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    11. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misspelled "crikey," you idiot.

    12. Re:oblig by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      But the thing is, you obviously don't comprehend.

      Nope, I comprehend very well. You have no sense of humor and are just looking for a reason to spread the misery you wallow in. You will have to try harder because at this point you might as well be pissing in the wind.

      So don't try your reverse psychology bullshit on me. Get out of your mother's basement and stop humping your dog, and realise what a loss this is, instead of making stupid fucking comments.

      Now I'm laughing even more, this time at you.

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    13. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a jovial person. If I had a soul, I would definantly find it amusing. Though I might be a little mad at you for committing murder.

      Your problem is that you are afraid of death. You consider it a tragedy. I figure its a fact of life. Unavoidable. Just like getting stuck between the fat people when traveling in coach.

      But seriously, why does everyone have to respond in a reverent fashion. Some people make jokes about everything. You want everyone to morn and pretend that it is a tragedy that someone died. Sorry, not going to do it. And I don't feel like a horrible person for not doing so, random internet poster berating my view or not.

      Morning is a selfish response. It doesn't help the dead person. But being respectful of the feeling is a good goal. This isn't a place where such respect is nessecary to afford. Sorry, too many people here.

      Additionally, you suggest because the man had a TV show and a cause that his life is worth more than the life of other people. I think all people are equal. You obviously don't, but hey, at least I have a sense of humor.

      But hey, here's an idea: if you think his mission is such a loss to the world, why don't you stop posting, and take his place pushing the agenda. Or just complain when people disagree with you.

      Oh, and for your record, I don't live in the basement. I live in my Mom's attic. So ha! ;)

    14. Re:oblig by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, it's shocking to think that the guy is no longer with us, and on top of that, it's shocking that it's shocking.

    15. Re:oblig by phulegart · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Hell, he dangled his child over crocs before. It must have looked exactly like the whole chickens they feed them. This was a man who wanted to go out exactly as he did. doing what he loved. He might have regretted the timing, but I think we all expected a croc to get him anyway. The stingray kinda came out of left field.

      Funny and sad. Sweet and sour. mmm. Chinese.

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    16. Re:oblig by Friar_MJK · · Score: 1

      normally I don't say this sort of thing, but quit being a bitch and laugh a bit? he seemed like a decent fellow till he risked his own son in the croc act. building on that, life is too short to be taken seriously. i laugh at my own inevitable death in a morbid but humorous way. ohhhhh, and like this dude was some sort of prince or something? gimme a break, just an average (albeit motivated, eccentric, charismatic) dude that landed a tv show. think of all the other zoologists out there not getting any media attention and not give a damn if they get it or not. just like every person in the world - society will replace them, and life will go on. boo hoo, steve irwin is dead!..... you'll be missed until sep 6th, then it's back to iraq, homeland security, the patriot act, and a normal workday. cry me a river! (of crocodiles you panzee!)

    17. Re:oblig by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1, Informative

      I spell it like an Australian would - that Australian being me, specifically. Seriously, arguing over the spelling of a neologism is pretty pathetic. You idiot.

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    18. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
      Morning is a selfish response. It doesn't help the dead person.
      I don't think that idea ever dawned on Sifer.
    19. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hey dipshit!

      You wanna know what is not funny? The 5 million people who have been murdered or killed by disease and famine in Rwanda and the Congo over the last deacde. That shit is not funny.

      One celebrity kicking the bucket because he deliberately risked his own life is NOTHING compared to what was done to those people.

      You need a god damn sense of perspective you fucking self righteous twit.

    20. Re:oblig by rHBa · · Score: 1

      Steve Irwin vs Tommy Cooper for most ironic death?

    21. Re:oblig by linguizic · · Score: 1

      I thought it was Michael Jackson that dangled his child over vicious, blood thirsty, ravenous beasts?

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    22. Re:oblig by Mateito · · Score: 2, Funny

      Steve,

      It's not good-bye - Its more like "see ya later, Alligator"

    23. Re:oblig by phulegart · · Score: 1

      different beasts

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    24. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Translation: he owned the fuck out of you, screechbot.

    25. Re:oblig by Heembo · · Score: 1, Funny

      Owned implied simple defeat. This bloke was pwnd! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwn

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    26. Re:oblig by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      It is a loss. Steve Irwin was a great guy.

      The joke was funny, and unless somebody emails his wife and forces her to read the joke, I don't think there is any great transgression here.

      We've all known people who mean a great deal to us who have died. I don't feel constrained not to tease them post-humously.

      From where I'm standing, 'get out of your moms basement' and 'go hump a dog' are the kinds of insults that come from a person who I'd never want at my funeral. You big party pooper you.

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    27. Re:oblig by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      Really? Most people are shocked he was alived this long toying with every man-eating animal on the planet.

    28. Re:oblig by Sillygates · · Score: 1

      I guess he didn't use fedex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Okp5FTKOB4

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    29. Re:oblig by Shanep · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, someone died who did more than you EVER will!

      Do you know this person? Do you know what they have achieved, their abilities and their future? Grow a sense of humour! Steve was a carricature of the Aussie larakin. He'd be making jokes like this now if he could.

      When I heard about this on the news flash which interupted Blue Heelers, I thought, "I can just imagine the scene. Steve is molesting some poor stingray. He got belted in the chest with its tail and then he's gone up to the camera and said, 'CRIKEY! Look at that! This fella has got me right in the chest!'", while he bleeds for the camera.

      I always figured that an animal would ultimately kill him. I always thought it would be a croc. I find it pretty amazing that a stingray got him. My grandfather used to catch them on a hand line from his dingy. He always warned me about their sting and I knew they'd killed people, but one of them against Steve? He'd probably be disappointed. I rekon he'd rather have "Eaten by a crocodile" on his tombstone.

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    30. Re:oblig by Duds · · Score: 1

      So presumably you have, for instance, never laughed at any comedy skit involving the depiction of Hitler?

    31. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I spell it like an Australian would
      I'm Australian, and to me it just looks like you've misspelled "Cricket".
    32. Re:oblig by tezbobobo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah. I'm with this guy. What we need is some sort of advocacy program. What I propose is this. We all log in as ACs and bitch about how people whine when celebrities die and bout how many other people are dying. We could do this with our costly internet connection. Then we could tell people that money could've been spent of anti-malarial vaccines. We can do this instead of actually going out and fundraising. Then we could bitch about how people like us, exactly like us, aren't doing anything about it.

      I think the only righteous person here is you mister AC. Shut the fuck up.

      (I just added that very last bit coz everyones doing it today).

    33. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I used to buy into the "defense mechanism" garbage but not anymore. It used to be that stoic people are looked up to, but, really, using jokes to deal with September 11th? Did you invest yourself into the same stock of emotions the media deals out just like with any other tragedy? Fuck, 99% of people "dealing" with it never knew anybody there nor would have cared about them minus the tragedy.

      Give me a fucking break. Unless you actually had friends/family DIE in that - you aren't dealing with pain, you're feeling a loss of national pride and perhaps suddenly feeling a bit more vulnerable. But yucking it up and making yourself self-important with that BS - "Oh, all the pain I have to deal with!" - is not respectful to the families.

      People should STFU right after something like this happens just for a week or two out of respect for the family if nothing else. To do otherwise is to hear yourself talk.

    34. Re:oblig by Hes+Nikke · · Score: 1

      I present to you... Owen Hart. A man who died doing a stupid stunt. and it wasn't funny either.

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    35. Re:oblig by yobjob · · Score: 1

      Show some respect. Australia just lost its Proim Minista.

    36. Re:oblig by tezbobobo · · Score: 1

      I know what he did. He raised the profiles of both crocodiles and hunters alike.

    37. Re:oblig by lazybeam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      His name was flashed up over Ready Steady Cook today. How many people get that happen to them? He is (was?) an Australian Icon.

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    38. Re:oblig by QRDeNameland · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Steve Irwin vs Tommy Cooper for most ironic death?
      What about Jim Fixx?
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    39. Re:oblig by abnormalty · · Score: 1

      The domain rush has begun!

      www.ripcrochunter.com
      www.ripsteveirwin.com
      www.steveirwinrip.com
      www.steveirwinisdead.com

    40. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      From where I'm standing, 'get out of your moms basement' and 'go hump a dog' are the kinds of insults that come from a person who I'd never want at my funeral.
      That's how you do pwnage, you dog humper. You gotsta respect the man, even when he's wrong he's still tight!
    41. Re:oblig by lazybeam · · Score: 4, Funny

      Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, never to be told again.

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    42. Re:oblig by pyrote · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Gotta say, it's a hell of alot better way to die than an alergic reaction to an ointment or something.

      He died doing what he does best, and what he loves. If only we were so lucky.

      Rest in Peace my friend, I hope you can help heaven out with the croc problems :)

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    43. Re:oblig by jacksonj04 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nobody is denying that his death is a sad state of affairs for many people, let alone his family who will be going through the obvious trauma of losing someone close to them. What they are doing is applying humour to the situation. If there's anybody I can imagine coming out with a witty line about getting a stingray barb to the chest, it's Steve Irwin.

      Nobody is laughing at him except in the eyes of a few people. Many of us are choosing to remember him by what he did.

      That said, I agree with your Jackass comment, which is a blatent failure of humour.

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    44. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I present to you... Owen Hart. A man who died doing a stupid stunt. and it wasn't funny either.

      What? You must have missed this part:

      the main event of the emotional evening involved The Undertaker (also known as the "Deadman") winning the WWE Title.

      That's hilarious in a hugely morbid kinda way.

    45. Re:oblig by shungi · · Score: 0

      While the rest of the world (read the USA) thought he was an icon, He was not an Australian Icon in Australia. He was, at best, someone who 'Americans liked'.

    46. Re:oblig by Pahroza · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I see what you did there.

    47. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I rekon he'd rather have "Eaten by a crocodile" on his tombstone.
      Kind of hard to burry ... a missing body.
    48. Re:oblig by kestasjk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know why everyone seems surprised that it wasn't a croc. It seems much more likely that he'd get killed by an animal which he's not experienced with. I've seen him have a very close encounter with a spitting cobra amongst others (luckily he was wearing glasses, even though he didn't realise it spat), just because he wasn't familiar with cobras.

      He's much less likely to get killed by the animal he's the most familiar with, and which he learnt about from his father.

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    49. Re:oblig by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      I am capable of parsing personal presentations. Steve is one of the few... Your jokes are less than admirable. I resent your hollow mistaken sense of humor. Please adapt and grow a sense of consience. Thank you.

    50. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was an entertainer not a fucking hero. Get over yourself asshole.

    51. Re:oblig by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm all for perspective in addressing tragedy and agree that the ridiculous coverage 9/11 gets cf the millions that die annually in the third word is farcical, but seriously, "this whack off" was a fairly higly regarded and popular figure especially among children. His death is at least noteworthy and if you think it is not, a respectful silence would be appreciated by those who will miss his informative and entertaining documentaries.

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    52. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Killed by a Schwinn Stingray. Not the first, but I hope the last, death caused by Orange Krate.

    53. Re:oblig by Kokuyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Possibly, but I for one am glad that it was neither a croc nor a snake. This way it actually was an accident since sting-rays, accoring to Wikipedia, don't even actively defend themselves...

      This will not keep the media from screaming "We told you so" of course. But some of us who think beyond the tips of our noses can at least say that he always knew what he was doing. He always knew the risk he was taking. This time he took a really small risk with little chance of actually happening and bang it got him. That can happen to anyone.

      It isn't heroic how he died. But at least he didn't earn himself an entry to the Darwin Awards. At least in my world he will be missed. And while I don't see the need to get on your people's nerves about the jokes, I myself do not feel like joking at all... perhaps tomorrow.

    54. Re:oblig by Xenna · · Score: 1

      "Eaten by a Crocodile"

      vs.

      "Stung by A Stingray"

      Much more poetic, don't you think?

    55. Re:oblig by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I just don't get the guy. Maybe its because I still remember Paul Hogan and am totally sick of people sending up Australians with these stupid caricatures. This afternoon I must have got five emails from people broadcasting the news.

      After the first one I thought thats one less annoying thing on TV (100000 to go, maybe they can all go to FNQ). I'm sorry he's dead and I wish they had kept the news quiet until they tracked his wife down and told her properly. Now she is going to hear it from somebody on the overland walk and she is going to have to walk out. Thats really bad.

    56. Re:oblig by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      Well all the Aussies I know appreciated his work in conservation even if his show was a bit over the top.

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    57. Re:oblig by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Your jokes are less than admirable. I resent your hollow mistaken sense of humor. Please adapt and grow a sense of consience. Thank you.

      Request denied. Please adapt and grow a thicker skin. Thank you.

    58. Re:oblig by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      I guess you missed the bits talking about conservation and the animal's lives in the wild. Yes he did some crazy stuff and yes I think that the craziness of it was played up in the show but he was very involved in conservation and did try to teach about it through his show.

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    59. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve's manager has held a press conference, saying it wasn't provoked.
      This is such a tragedy, he's a true Aussie icon.

      From ABC News (www.abc.net.au)

      The documentary producer working with Steve Irwin when he died in far north Queensland today has told of the naturalist and television star's last moments.

      Police say the 44-year-old died when was stung through the chest by a stingray while diving off Port Douglas.

      John Stainton says the fatal incident was unprovoked.

      He says the wildlife expert and a cameraman were snorkelling across Batt Reef in shallow water at about 11:00 am AEST.

      Mr Stainton says the cameraman was initially unaware of the fatal sting.

      "He [Irwin] just swum over the top of the ray and the barb came up and hit him," he said.

      "The cameraman said at the time he didn't even know that it had hit him [Irwin] and then he saw blood in the water."

    60. Re:oblig by iamacat · · Score: 5, Funny

      He died doing what he does best, and what he loves. If only we were so lucky.

      You mean we should all die coding?

    61. Re:oblig by legoburner · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes apparently he used a lot of the profits from his documentaries to buy up areas of land to make into conservation areas for wildlife.

    62. Re:oblig by x-router · · Score: 1

      He was a hero to them and greatly repsected for his work in bringing auz to world. If you read some of the news you will see this to be true.

    63. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can donate to the Steve Irwin Widows and Kid fund. I'm staying home.

    64. Re:oblig by __aaxwdb6741 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You are the same kind of self-righteous egomaniac dipsit I hate for censoring good peoples opinions on Slashdot.

      Mod points are not supposed to give you the power to emphasise your own opinions. They are supposed to help you weed out the bad quality posts from the good quality posts. Notice how I'm using the word quality here. The quality of a post is not determined by how well you agree with the poster. Quality is about how well-written this persons opinions are, how much real information is passed, and how little of that is bullshit.

      When I get mod points, I only mod up posts which are against my own opinion but are written in a manner which makes me respect that opinion. And everyone should do that.
      This is why people use the Post Anonymously button. So they dont get a permanent censor on their opinions by people who just cant handle the fact that not everybody agrees with their world view and morality.

      Steve Irwin is dead, so what? We all have to die at some point, and the fact that he died doing what he liked is just pure awesome! His family will probably experience a brief period of justified sadness. However, the rest of you people who only "knew" this dude from his documentaries and whichever press he might have accumulated, I just want to say - get a fucking grip!

    65. Re:oblig by kdemetter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Man , everyone is so angry today . I don't see why you can't laugh with it , and why you can't mourn either . do whatever you think you should do . But don't become angry because someone else isn't doing exactly the same thing . laughing at it sort of a defense mechanism , it's exacly what sarcasm and cynism is all about .

    66. Re:oblig by el_monkeyo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Personally I would strongly recommend never reading the comments on Slashdot on non-computer topics you feel strongly about. You'll only get pissed off with the ill-informed arseholes "making light" of the situation. I stopped after seeing initial comments about the 2004 Asian Tsunami (which killed a quarter of a million people lets not forget) turn into a discussion about Arthur C. Clarke.

    67. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe you guys think this is funny. He was a person with two fucking kids. How are you all so cold?

    68. Re:oblig by Pieroxy · · Score: 4, Funny

      You mean we should all die coding?

      Nail infection, here I come.

    69. Re:oblig by soft_guy · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean we should all die coding?

      Like Steve Irwin, you could die with a pointer through the chest.

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    70. Re:oblig by Diag · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Comparing this to 9/11, is hardly relevant (I know parent AC didn't raise the subject). Irwin was one man who died because of his own misadventures.

      Being Australian and having known quite a few that are as "ocker" as Steve Irwin was, I don't think he'd be offended by the "Crikey! Did you see that little bugger? He got me right in the chest!" joke. I think he would expect it, and would probably get a laugh out of it.

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    71. Re:oblig by delinear · · Score: 1

      I've seen him have a very close encounter with a spitting cobra amongst others (luckily he was wearing glasses, even though he didn't realise it spat)

      The clue, of course, being in the name.

    72. Re:oblig by LSD-OBS · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah, I think he meant "wanking"

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    73. Re:oblig by Andrew+Kismet · · Score: 1

      Never heard of an empty grave? There's thousands of them, graves and tombstones for those lost at sea, eaten alive, and god knows what else. Frozen on Everest, never to be recovered? Yup, you guessed it.

      I'm pretty sure Steve'll get a decent burial. I hope they take inflatable crocs to the funeral. :D

    74. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fatal carpal tunnel syndrome

    75. Re:oblig by Antony.S · · Score: 1

      Diana did (I still remember it flashing up along the bottom of Nickelodeon that morning)

    76. Re:oblig by moochfish · · Score: 4, Funny

      Crocodiles: 0.
      Stingrays: 1.

    77. Re:oblig by cammoblammo · · Score: 1

      True. I always wondered when we'd get to see the Tribute Edition of the Crocodile Hunter. I never seriously thought it would be this soon.

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    78. Re:oblig by moldor.the.flatulent · · Score: 5, Informative
      Personally, I almost wet myself reading some of these comments...

      My cousin used to work for Steve, and saw him go from a bloody nice guy, to a media-driven egomaniac, and then come to his senses....

      He had a wicked sense of humor, and would think nothing of throwing (for example) a harmless snake to you and telling you it was venomous, and then pissing himself laughing when you soiled your pants - that's just the kind of guy he was..

      I only ever met him once, just after the incident where he had his kid in the croc pen, and remember being impressed by his love of animals, and his hatred of those who hurt them.

      This death will be like JFK, Elvis, or the Space Shuttle explosion - people will always remember where they were when Steve Irwin died - when one of the nurses at my Dr's surgery told me she said I went white.

      Funny though, I always had a vision of him with a croc attached to his nuts and making a joke as he went into the death roll..:-)

      R.I.P. Steve - and whichever way you went, up or down, give 'em hell... We'll miss you...

    79. Re:oblig by WebCrapper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately, he died working on Bindy's project. I feel sorry for her now because that will come back to haunt her in a few years when she starts to think about it.

    80. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean we should all die coding?

      Not all of us can get jobs with EA.

    81. Re:oblig by Fanther · · Score: 1

      Crikey means gee whiz, wow! (Steve Irwin)

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    82. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You love coding? Dude, get laid. Have a beer. Smoke a joint. Do those things God placed on this Earth to let you know you he wants you to have fun.

    83. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you beat me to it!

    84. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't blame him for getting angry at someone who is all up in our face trying to tell us what is and is not an OK response.

      Sifer can cry all he wants, but once he starts telling me that I am a bad person if I don't cry too, then he should expect to be told in no uncertain terms how bad of a person he himself is. He seems to be one of those cowards who can dish it out, but sure can't take it.

    85. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm shocked that you find that it's shocking that it's shocking. Personally, I found the news hilariously funny, and I wasn't shocked about that. Shockingly, perhaps, I always figured that the stupid prick deserved to be eaten by a croc tyhat he was irritating, I'm just sad that I haven't seen the footage of it yet.

    86. Re:oblig by cloricus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you watch the interview by Andrew Denton (Enough Rope) you will see what sort of person he was. He wasn't some one who chased profits as his primary motivation and really did love the work. The shows were only a side to everything else like Australia Zoo and reserves. I would much rather that people looked up to him, even if you think he is just putting on a tough act, than say Bill Gates. Just my opinion though.

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    87. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen him have a very close encounter with a spitting cobra amongst others (luckily he was wearing glasses, even though he didn't realise it spat)

      The clue, of course, being in the name.

      Cobra? That's not normally the first thought with the association of an attack helicopter, but I guess I can sorta follow the logic...
    88. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Masturbating?

    89. Re:oblig by pudro · · Score: 0

      I won't try any reverse psychology bullshit on you, but I will tell you that you are wrong. I don't think anyone here has said that it would be funny to watch. They just made jokes after the fact. As far as how others might act if it was one of their close family members, I know I made jokes far worse than any here after my Grandma died. Granted, I wasn't making them to other relatives, so nobody took it personal. Then again, the internet is a pretty impersonal place.

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    90. Re:oblig by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Try to come up with something funnier than a knock-knock joke that isn't at the expense of someone - you'll be at it for quite a while.

      Jehovah's Witness: "So... Heard any good knock-knock jokes?"

    91. Re:oblig by somersault · · Score: 1

      Caffeine overdose ;)

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    92. Re:oblig by niceone · · Score: 1

      He died doing what he does best, and what he loves. If only we were so lucky.

      Hmmm it depends on what you love doing best... your family may no be so pleased if you die while snorting cocaine of a hooker's thigh (for instance).

    93. Re:oblig by name*censored* · · Score: 1

      He also runs (ran?) a zoo (Australia Zoo) with his family, so at least his family will be set financially (his oldest even performs in some shows)

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    94. Re:oblig by ip_freely_2000 · · Score: 1

      Too bad I couldn't mod you +6, Funny.

    95. Re:oblig by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Irwin reportedly instructed his camera crews that, if he were to get eaten, that he really hoped they'd get it on tape. I don't think he'd mind - hell, presumably he's laughing about it inbetween harassing angels.

    96. Re:oblig by mikael · · Score: 1

      That once did happen in the UK, to a guy called Michael Lush

      See The Late, Late Breakfast Show

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    97. Re:oblig by Spurion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Okay Anonymous Coward, try looking at it this way: making light of particular bad news is just a symptom of a world view that would rather not worry about bad news in general. Nobody (that I know of) makes jokes about September 11th because they think September 11th was a personal loss. Plenty of people make jokes about September 11th because it's a stark reminder that, however hard we try, humanity is still a messed up bunch of animals and we'll all still be dead in the end. They'd rather treat death the same way as anything else life throws at them, instead of investing in the same stock of emotions the media deal out just like with any other tragedy.

      As for Steve Irwin, he seemed to be a great guy and I hope that everyone who knew him finds their way to deal with his death.

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    98. Re:oblig by nkh · · Score: 1
      He died doing what he does best, and what he loves. If only we were so lucky.
      Speak for yourself. I live with my future wife, I have free sex whenever I want, 3 computers and some hot coffee. That's the life I always wanted and I have it now, I can rest in peace. And fighting crocodiles on TV is not the dream of every man on this planet.
    99. Re:oblig by gwicks · · Score: 4, Funny

      Enjoy it while you can.

      As soon as your "future wife" becomes your "Mrs", you'll know what it's like to have your arse ripped off by a croc!

      And you can wave goodbye to "free sex whenever I want" - LOL

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    100. Re:oblig by Niten · · Score: 1
      Rest in Peace my friend, I hope you can help heaven out with the croc problems :)

      Let's just hope he does a better job in heaven than he did at ESPN...

    101. Re:oblig by orasio · · Score: 2

      Well, coding accounting software while drunk, stoned and getting a BJ, could mean a lot of fun.
      Think of the possibilities.

    102. Re:oblig by OriginalArlen · · Score: 1
      it's a hell of alot better way to die than an alergic reaction to an ointment or something.

      It's a hell of a lot better way to die than being strapped down and hollowed out by parasitic wasps, whose grubs slowly eat you from the inside, too -- what's your point?

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    103. Re:oblig by EdMack · · Score: 1

      I feel no personal connection to him, and yet laugh. I hold no pretense of `protection mechanism', I just find this funny. I do not think I am doing anything wrong.

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    104. Re:oblig by Shanep · · Score: 1

      He's much less likely to get killed by the animal he's the most familiar with, and which he learnt about from his father.

      On the contrary. I believe people become complacent with dangers they have a great deal of experience with. You lose the edge off that complacency when you have a close call and then slowly over time it builds up again until the next close call. Then one day... it's more than a close call... it gets you good. I believe people tend to be overly careful with dangers they are unsure of.

      People often are killed on the roads they know the best. The last long quiet road home, for example. Experienced electricians, electrocuted. Construction workers becoming careless... etc.

      Did you see him play walking his baby by the waters edge where a croc is known to be. How is that for complacent?

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    105. Re:oblig by at_slashdot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You want to say that seeing people die horrible deaths on live TV doesn't give you the right to be emotionally scared by it?

      People react differently to tragedies, some people might have a death in family and live their life like nothing happened, somebody else might witness a tragedy and even if they don't have anybody close involved they might suffer from that event for a long time. People are different.

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    106. Re:oblig by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Your jokes are less than admirable.

      What jokes?

      Please indicate the particular jokes of mine which you find 'less than admirable.'

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    107. Re:oblig by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      It reminds me of when Rodney Dangerfield died. The Canadian show "This Hour has 22 minutes" (or was it "Royal Canadian Air Farce"? I always mix-up the two) talked about the fact that Rodney was dead and that he was known as the one with the "I can't get no respect" routine. They then went on and said something along the lines of "it reminds us of , who's comedy was appreciated by all. , you will be missed."

      They paid tribute to Rodney by sort of not even paying tribute to him (talking about someone else instead), in the spirit of his "can't get no respect" routine. Some posts above did the same thing for Steve Irwin by using some of his usual sentences.

    108. Re:oblig by de+Siem · · Score: 1
      Imagine if one of the actors from a Jackass TV show died in one of their stunts. Sad, tradgic, et al -- and, again, funny.

      Not funny, but more like poetic justice!

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    109. Re:oblig by pedalman · · Score: 1
      Speak for yourself. I live with my future wife, I have free sex whenever I want
      A wise sage once told me that that the cheapest pussy he ever had was when he paid cash for it. He didn't even have to kiss her goodbye, afterwards.
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    110. Re:oblig by Skater · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is true. Popular Science did an article where the author kept a diary of the risks he was encountering and would rate them, then they showed the diary to risk experts and got comments. What you said is exactly correct: people downplay the risks of, say, riding in a car, because they do it so often, while they worry a lot more about the risks of flying - despite the fact that flying is far safer than riding in a car.

    111. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just in an case anyone missed it, or is from overseas and didn't see it the first time around:
      http://www.abc.net.au/tv/enoughrope/transcripts/s9 60998.htm is a transcript of his interview on 06/10/2003.

    112. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody call the WAAAAAAmbulance.

    113. Re:oblig by E++99 · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      I'm all for perspective in addressing tragedy and agree that the ridiculous coverage 9/11 gets cf the millions that die annually in the third word is farcical.

      There's nothing disproportionate or farcical about the coverage 9/11 gets. There is nothing necessarily terrible about dying. There is something very terrible about murder. On 9/11, group of people, out of nothing but idealized hatred for the people of another country, intentionally created a living hell amongst those people, in which thousands of innocents were burned alive, suffocated, or crushed to death, and thousands more survived to live with the memory. Having accomplished this, they rejoiced and celebrated. The nature of this act sets it apart as one of the vivid examples that history provides us of the nature of evil.

      Of course, the highly confused will say stupid things like "America is the real terrorist." Do they understand the destructive power of America's nuclear arsenal? If an American president had the mentality of any one of these Islamic death cultists, Mecca and Medina would be smouldering grease smudges in the desert, and Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, and Syria would be one big glowing wasteland. But those following or attempting to follow a path of good have such "burdens" as nuanced thought, compassion, and restraint.
    114. Re:oblig by K8Fan · · Score: 1
      I used to buy into the "defense mechanism" garbage but not anymore. It used to be that stoic people are looked up to, but, really, using jokes to deal with September 11th?

      Yes, people were using jokes to deal with September 11. See the Onion's utterly brilliant 1st issue after the attack. As Mark Twain said:

      Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
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    115. Re:oblig by Oersoep · · Score: 1

      Gheh!

      mod parent +10 genious

      One self-rightious twit bitching on another self-rightious twit for blaming a third self-rightious twit for being self-rightious!
      Can't help joining in! If everyone's self-rightious, self-rightiousness becomes the standard. Then we can all bitch on the few who claim not to be self-rightious for being pretentious AND self-rightious!

      (steps forward)
      "No, *I* broke the dam."

    116. Re:oblig by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Give me a fucking break. Unless you actually had friends/family DIE in that - you aren't dealing with pain, you're feeling a loss of national pride and perhaps suddenly feeling a bit more vulnerable.

      Speak for yourself, some of us aren't completely narcissistic and can feel empathy for the dead without a need for personnal loss.

      People should STFU right after something like this happens just for a week or two

      People (i.e. you) should pratice what they preach.

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    117. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve Irwin vs Tommy Cooper for most ironic death?

      Death in and of itself is never ironic. Some commentary on that death might be ironic.

    118. Re:oblig by Klaidas · · Score: 1

      If something like this happened to a person related to you/good friend/etc, would you still be joking and calling it "defence"?..
      So much for slashdotters being mature.

    119. Re:oblig by MrNaz · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Dude, get a grip and watch less Republican TV.

      America kills willingly and deliberately. Panama, Nicaragua, the Dominican Republic, Chile etc etc and that's only Latin America. Once you're finished down there ask yourself what exactly you were fighting for in Vietnam. And then ask yourself what you're really fighting about in Afghanistan and Iraq. Freedom? Safety? Anti-terrorism? Right, freedom from Saddam's rule? He wasn't stopping you from buying widgets from Wal-Mart. Safety from the Taleban? They had trouble finding a car that could travel from town to town, forget having the logistical capability to mount an attack outside their own borders. Anti-terrorism? You mean like Waco, Ruby Ridge and the LA Police? The purpetrators of 9/11 aren't even certain.

      Questions of culpability aside, 9/11 is a pretext. Its repeated coverage is despicable, relegating the families of the dead to poster children for the "War on Terror" and destriction of civil rights.

      Oh yea, and "these Islamic death cultists" really don't give two shits about Americans in America. Its the Americans outside America raping foreign coutries for oil, copper and manufactured goods. Try reading something that isn't state run propaganda before commenting on politics. If you think you have freedom of the press, you're fooling yourself. If you think that there really are "Islamic Crazy Cultists" out there who are sitting in a dark corner plotting to take away your freedoms, then you're missing the fact that your freedoms are actually being taken away by your own government. Wake up. For your own sake, I beg you to wake up.

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    120. Re:oblig by JavaLord · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm all for perspective in addressing tragedy and agree that the ridiculous coverage 9/11 gets cf the millions that die annually in the third word is farcical,

      9/11 gets a lot of coverage in the states because it was the first attack on American soil in 60 years. Yes, it is a more 'sexy' topic, so it gets more coverage. It's very much like how AIDS gets a lot of coverage in America but it's not in the top 10 'causes of death' lists. It kills in a horrific way, and spreads in a horrific way, so the media covers it.

      The sad part is, I think most slashdotters are bright enough to realize that, and most of the "9/11 gets too much coverage" comments are anti-Americanism dressed up as pseudo-intellectual thought.

    121. Re:oblig by JavaLord · · Score: 1

      if he were to get eaten, that he really hoped they'd get it on tape.

      They had better hurry up, worms work fast.

    122. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing like taking a good point and running it through the filter of psychosis to destroy all that is convincing.

    123. Re:oblig by RevWhite · · Score: 2, Funny

      How might somebody die looking at pr0n?

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    124. Re:oblig by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Matter of fact, there was a commercial a couple of years ago that parodied Irwin and had almost exactly that line in it...

      rj

    125. Re:oblig by somersault · · Score: 1

      choke on their own..

      meh, never mind..

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    126. Re:oblig by fabs64 · · Score: 1

      Obvious to say the least, but i can fairly well guarantee that the stingray that PIERCED HIS HEART was the bigger than the ones your grandpa hauled in on a handline. Hell, I've brought in stingrays on a handline, fortunately i wasn't in the water and they weren't nearly they big

    127. Re:oblig by Country_hacker · · Score: 1

      ...And yet here you are, commenting in a definitely non-tech related thread??? ;-)

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    128. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      > And you can wave goodbye to "free sex whenever I want"

      I never said hello.

      - a.c.

    129. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey asshole, nothing about 9/11 was funny. If you think I'm wrong, you obviously weren't living in NYC at the time and didn't know people who died that day.

    130. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve Irwin: 4913829147
      Animal kingdom: 1

    131. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Orange'ya glad I didn't say banana!?

    132. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up already, it's obvious to anyone with at least half a litre of brains that it's all the same person patting himself on the back in most of these posts. For fucks sake, two of these posts are annonymous and "makane" and "sifer" are obviously throwaway accounts.

    133. Re:oblig by bombshelter13 · · Score: 1

      He said "on non-computer topics you feel strongly about.". Maybe he doesn't feel strongly about this topic.

    134. Re:oblig by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, I am a brazilian, never had travelled to the US at that time, had no american friends (at that time, also), and didn't know a single person that has died on Sep 11th. Yet, it struck me with a feeling of personal loss and it definitelly changed my views on life. I remember walking as a zoombie on Rio de Janeiro streets and trying to be close to people I love. For me, and for all the folks I knew that were not stupid pseudo-leftist dumb-asses 9/11 was as close and as real as if someone droped a nuke on Rio de Janeiro. Just because you're a cold guy that could never feel anything for people beyond your closed circle, it doesn't mean everybody acts the same.

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    135. Re:oblig by swelke · · Score: 1

      How the fuck is that funny? You pieces of shit.

      I suspect you don't understand humor itself. Read Stranger in a Strange Land. Funny events are never good events, the good is in our ability to laugh about it. I don't think the phrase "defense mechanism" is quite right, but it is a way of thinking about a bad event and integrating it into your consciousness without being overcome by emotions. It's my observation that people who can laugh when bad shit happens are more emotionally stable in general.

      Okay, now all you contrarian pop psychologists can contradict me.

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    136. Re:oblig by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Your friend is indeed a wise man. Heed his advice.

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    137. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you must have a low faculty for empathy to think that only those with a direct connection to a victim are able to feel pain, as if that was magic. Get a clue.

    138. Re:oblig by Glass+Lizard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's possible to look up to both of them. Gates has done quite a bit of philanthropic work in the past few years.

    139. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he was thinking about something involving Natalie Portman fansites.

      (And possibly hot grits.)

    140. Re:oblig by Progman3K · · Score: 1
      Would it be ironic to use Steve Irwin's death to talk about our reactions to Slashdot and the 2004 tsunami, both we were not personally involved with?

      "that word, it does not mean what you think it means" or variant in 3, 2, ...

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    141. Re:oblig by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "9/11 gets too much coverage"
      I see. If an American says this, it's just a thing Americans know. But if a non-American says it it's anti-Americanism.
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    142. Re:oblig by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      Beating off takes a bit of energy; raises the heart rate and such. I'd imagine a stroke, heart attack, or possibly an aneurysm could happen during heavy pron viewage. I think the only shitter way to die than that would be blowing a blood vessel while taking a dump. Cheapest. Death. Ever.

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    143. Re:oblig by solitas · · Score: 1

      This article [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/5313078.s tm] says he was filming for a show when it happened.

      Any bets when/where (which internet site) the footage will show up?

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    144. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      People should STFU right after something like this happens just for a week or two out of respect for the family if nothing else. To do otherwise is to hear yourself talk.

      And yet, somehow, you're not Sing TFU. Do you consider yourself people?

    145. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is an unacceptable number of animals for one man to have killed, good job he's no longer with us.

    146. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, why don't you crawl back in your hole... er... bunker and leave the rest of us sane folk alone!

    147. Re:oblig by anothy · · Score: 1
      Do they understand the destructive power of America's nuclear arsenal?
      just so i'm clear: the fact that we don't kill everyone - just, say, one or two hundred thousand in the past few years, destabilize regional politics in asia and the part of the americas that doesn't border us, are the only folks to have actually used a nuke and did it on civilian targets, and provide direct military support to one of the most repressive, aggressive regimes in the world (outside our own, of course) - makes us pretty much okay?

      your second paragraph is one of the stupidest things i've heard in years. these folks "following... ...a path of good" are doing no such thing, and you have to be either willfully ignorant or just plain mentally incapacitated to believe they are. bush just knows what the consequences would be for his and his buddies' comfortable little lives.

      and of course the 9/11 coverage is farcical. yeah, murder's wrong. congratulations on that one; good catch. but 9/11 was hardly unique, in either scale or scope. it was just the first time americans were the targets of something this significant, rather than the perpetrators (which was common). while it's by no means exhaustive, check out Power and Terror for an introduction. the farce - the tragedy - of the 9/11 coverage is that we can pretend that it was some unprecedented display of hate when the reality is that we've been complicit in bigger atrocities for half a century.
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    148. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And anti-Americanism is BAAAAD.

      OK?

    149. Re:oblig by solaraddict · · Score: 1

      No, if a USian (as in "U.S. of A.") says that "9/11 gets too much coverage", it is an un-American activity. Otherwise it is anti-Americanism.

    150. Re:oblig by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      I'm shocked that you find that it's shocking that it's shocking.

      And *I* am shocked that you find that it's shocking that it's shocking. Sure the guy played with dangerous animals all the time. Which usually means you die pretty soon. If this were the first year or two of his career I'd agree with you.

      But after whatever it's been, 14 or 15 years, you have to start thinking the guy might have enough experience with reptiles to have an intuitive grasp of reptilian instincts and behavior. Give the guy some credit. Remember that his father was a reptile enthusiast who had started a zoo for reptiles and gave Steve a scrub python for his sixth birthday. Steve's first encounters with crocodiles happened when he was nine.. He must have been really skilled by the time anyone ever saw him on his TV show. Feeding a croc with a kid in your other arm wasn't as big of a deal for Steve as it would have been if you or I did it, and he got more hell for it than he deserved.

      It's certainly not the case that Steve got incredibly lucky a thousand times in a row and finally rolled snake eyes on his 1001st animal encounter. After his first couple dozen encounters he should have been relatively skilled. He only needed to be moderately lucky each time, like a guy driving through traffic to work. This particular accident was obscenely unlucky, and it had to wait for a day with really crappy luck for Steve.

      Note that he was killed by a stingray, not a reptile, in a freak accident with a barb in his chest. WTF Steve? That's no way for a crocodile hunter to kick it.

    151. Re:oblig by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1
      Though my thoughts are with his lovely wife and two children, one of which is to young to remember him

      Being a parent definitely heightened my sympathy regarding death, of children or their parents.

      The thing about being a parent is that I'm not super concerned about my own mortality. But the thought of my kids growing up without understanding and benefitting from the enormous amount of love I have for them breaks my heart.

      It's wierd (and wonderful) the way being a parent changes one's perspective. You discover a capacity for love greater than what you've ever known. I'm sad for Steve's kids that they're robbed of such a parent. And I'm sad for Steve that the kids he (presumably) cares for so much go though this.

      Death sucks. It would be nice if there was a way to avoid it...
    152. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This death will be like JFK, Elvis, or the Space Shuttle explosion - people will always remember where they were when Steve Irwin died - when one of the nurses at my Dr's surgery told me she said I went white.


      I think you've overestimated his popularity and importance by a few orders of magnitude. My brother told me about this yesterday and my response was "Oh. He was still doing shows?".
    153. Re:oblig by Opie812 · · Score: 1

      Death sucks. It would be nice if there was a way to avoid it...

      I'd start by staying away from stingrays, but that's just me....

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    154. Re:oblig by rthille · · Score: 1

      People also downplay risks associated with activities they feel they are in control of. If I'm driving, I have a lot more control of my safety than I do if I'm a passenger on a bus or in a plane. I may not be any more safe than if someone else were driving, and I may have less control than I believe (someone runs a red light [though I had that happen and reacted well and managed to avoid injury]).
      Part of why I feel more comfortable driving is that I feel that regardless of the statistics, I'm less likely than the average driver to have an accident, so if I'm in the top 10% of driviers, I might be 10 times less likely to be in an accident than the 'average'.

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    155. Re:oblig by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      I have free sex whenever I want, 3 computers and some hot coffee.

            I really don't think that GTA mod counts as "free sex". At first, sure. . ..

    156. Re:oblig by brsmith4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, even if an American says this it is still considered anti-americanism (or an "america-hater" or "self-hating american", etc.). I've grown tired of nationalism and was under the impression that we were supposed to have cast that off some time ago. Unfortunately, this is not the case. I suppose I hate my country by virtue of my ambivalence towards the US in general and my complete lack of "patriotism".

      As for Steve: May he always be remembered for his work in wildlife conservation and for bringing such causes to our attention via his unorthodox and entertaining antics.

    157. Re:oblig by pyrote · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself. I live with my future wife, I have free sex whenever I want, 3 computers and some hot coffee. That's the life I always wanted and I have it now

      well... then I hope you wass on with a coffee related sexual mishap with your new wife. to each his own :)

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    158. Re:oblig by pyrote · · Score: 1

      It's a hell of a lot better way to die than being strapped down and hollowed out by parasitic wasps, whose grubs slowly eat you from the inside, too

        I stand corrected.... actually I FLEE corrected in the other direction... (someone get his license plate)

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    159. Re:oblig by Jambon · · Score: 1
      I rekon he'd rather have "Eaten by a crocodile" on his tombstone.

      What makes you think he still won't?

    160. Re:oblig by mnmn · · Score: 1

      Sure can if they work them to death fast enough.

      Look, 12 more open positions!

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    161. Re:oblig by mmclean · · Score: 1
      It used to be that stoic people are looked up to, but, really, using jokes to deal with September 11th?

      Yes, absolutely. The Halloween after 9/11 my wife and I went to a Halloweeen party whose theme was "famous or infamous dead people". We went as the Twin Towers with a friend who went as an Arab terrorist.

      Unless you actually had friends/family DIE in that - you aren't dealing with pain, you're feeling a loss of national pride and perhaps suddenly feeling a bit more vulnerable.

      Wrong - very wrong. There are many more ways in which people can feel and deal with pain related to the tragedy. Anyone living in the NYC area (as I do) who saw the mushroom cloud live experienced pain that day to deal with. For a long time I knew I had friends who worked downtown and had no clue if they were alive or dead. In my specific case, everyone I knew was lucky -- and now you are going to tell me that I didn't experience pain in the unknowing? Who the fark are you to tell me that?

    162. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      9/11 gets a lot of coverage in the states because it was the first attack on American soil in 60 years.

      That's not true. The first attack on the WTC happened in 1993. Also don't forget the Oklahoma City bombing in 1995.

    163. Re:oblig by evilviper · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Freedom? Safety? Anti-terrorism? Right, freedom from Saddam's rule? He wasn't stopping you from buying widgets from Wal-Mart.

      That's the funny thing about the USA. Unlike other countries, we don't just fight wars for our own interests... The EU is working on becomming a world power, but they're still not willing to make tough decisions, that are against their own short-term interests.

      There were no US interests in Somalia, Rwanda, Bosnia, Kosovo, Haiti, etc. When US troops were tied up in Afganistan, and Iraq, none of the other western powers volunteered to go into Darfur. ...
      Of course you're just a 9/11 denial/conspiracy troll, so I don't expect any intelligent discussion on the topic.
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    164. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You mean we should all die coding?


      Well, take a job writing games and you can be worked to death...
    165. Re:oblig by EchoBinary · · Score: 1

      Apparently dodging Sting Ray barbs is not, actually, what he does best. Perhaps he _should_ have stuck to crocs.

    166. Re:oblig by Sarisar · · Score: 1

      Attacks on humans are a rarity - only one other person is known to have died in Australia from a stingray attack, at St Kilda, Melbourne in 1945.

      From here

    167. Re:oblig by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      and if you do you get to be buried face down 9 side first

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    168. Re:oblig by Shawn+is+an+Asshole · · Score: 1

      Have you ever seen Clerks? The old man died masturbating to an adult magazine in the bathroom. I'm sure that happens in real life.

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    169. Re:oblig by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      in my job at the mall you could tell how many stores had NY corps since they all closed by noon on 9/11 (one store "NY and CO" just never opened and stayed closed for a week)

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    170. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I amazed people believe the airline industry warped statisitics. Yes airplanes are very safe per passenger mile. However when you look at per passenger journey only motorbikes are less safe.

      Think about this - do you think it is the number of miles you do that affect you chances of being in an air incident or the number of journeys? IMO it is journeys, either an incident occurs on that journey or it doesn't. Lastly given that most air incidents occur in the first 30 minutes of planned flight and the last 30 minutes of *planned* flight it validates that journeys is the important stat.

    171. Re:oblig by bwilli123 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's spelled 'crikey'

    172. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He had a wicked sense of humor, and would think nothing of throwing (for example) a harmless snake to you and telling you it was venomous, and then pissing himself laughing when you soiled your pants - that's just the kind of guy he was..

      That's right, he would think nothing... OF THE POOR SNAKE ... or whatever other animal he was tormenting for some disgusting pleasure.
      I'm glad he's dead.
      I'm glad it was a "harmless" animal that killed him.
      It's poetic justice.

    173. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lastly given that most air incidents occur in the first 30 minutes of planned flight and the last 30 minutes of *planned* flight it validates that journeys is the important stat.

      Unless there are snakes on a plane. Then there is no telling when the carnage will begin.

      Ever heard of snakes on a motorbike? I thought not.

    174. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your sentence does not parse.

      Sounds like this is just your stupid way of making yourself right and others wrong. The sentence is quite easy to understand. Even a child can understand it -- I just asked my youngest daughter, who was playing here in the room, and she could understand it just fine. And you couldn't???

      OTOH, maybe you really are that fucking stupid...

    175. Re:oblig by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1

      That's not ironic, it's tragic. Steve Irwin's death was legitimately ironic.

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    176. Re:oblig by netsharc · · Score: 1

      He's not that important of a guy, he was pretty famous, an icon, but I think most of the shock comes from the fact that he's fought so many deadly animals and survived. He's gambled with his life so many times, but damn, this time he lost.

      Poor guy.

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    177. Re:oblig by (C)0N0(R) · · Score: 1
      My grandfather used to catch them on a hand line from his dingy

      That must have hurt!

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    178. Re:oblig by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      We're pretty off topic here, but meh, it's Slashdot.

      Lets get a few things out of the way first: I don't deny that 9/11 happened, I just contest it's root causes and suggest that the response has been not even remotely intelligent or rational. Kinda like the Red Scare, really. Oh thomse commies, they're just waiting for you to take your eye of the ball to come in and steal all your stuff and give it to the poor! Like those terrorists, they want your freedoms and are biding their time to come in and take them away. Little do they know GW Bush beat them to it.

      It's rather false to say that there were no US interests in Somalia, Rwanda, Kosovo, Haiti etc. Lets start by saying that the worst of these internal conflicts, Rwanda, where over one million people were massacred by two very small belligerent parties, was completely ignored, because in *that* instance, there were no US interests. Somalia and Sudan are part of a very oil and resource rich part of Africa, a place many American corporations would like to "develop". Furthermore, they are full of towelheaded Islamofascist crazies, so stepping on them is good for publicity.

      Haiti is of huge strategic importance to the US as it is a central location from which to force-project over the entire Central American region using short to medium range military assets. Furthermore, there were huge economic interests in the coutry, large engineering projects were of massive financial benefit to American corporations.

      "American Interests" are wide and varied, and I doubt you even know what they are. If you want examples where it is blatantly obvious what the interests are and that they are completely contrary to the stated interests, look at the invasion of Panama, Chile, Iraq (either time), Afghanistan and Vietnam. If you believe the official lines on these military actions, then you're a certifiable idiot.

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    179. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought it's kinda weird every time someone says it's safer to fly than driving ... I always say I want to see how the stat is collected and how they're measured. Of course, no one even show you the numbers.

    180. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tsunami, blewmommy. What a bunch of cry babies. The wave was like only 6 feet high or so. It's just that most foreigners never learn to swim.

    181. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and that would make you...

      a cunt?

    182. Re:oblig by sco08y · · Score: 1

      No, someone died who did more than you EVER will!

      Your sentence does not parse. I suggest you stop frothing.


      He should stop frothing, but the sentence parses just fine. If you move "died" to the end it's a more standard construction, but it seems perfectly acceptable (considering how important "died" is in the sentece) to put it up front.

    183. Re:oblig by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      obligatory pointer joke

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    184. Re:oblig by JavaLord · · Score: 1

      I've grown tired of nationalism and was under the impression that we were supposed to have cast that off some time ago. Unfortunately, this is not the case. I suppose I hate my country by virtue of my ambivalence towards the US in general and my complete lack of "patriotism".

      I'm not quite sure why we are supposed to cast off our patriotism. Is it wrong to love ones country? To love and want to fight for the land that their ancestors are buried on? Is it wrong to respect and even take pride in the accomplisments of our forefathers? I realize it is not 'trendy' to be patriotic anymore, but I am, and I was long before 9/11.

    185. Re:oblig by Shanep · · Score: 1

      Obvious to say the least, but i can fairly well guarantee that the stingray that PIERCED HIS HEART was the bigger than the ones your grandpa hauled in on a handline. Hell, I've brought in stingrays on a handline, fortunately i wasn't in the water and they weren't nearly they big

      I saw a news item years ago about a father and son who had been fishing from their small boat. The father pulled in a stingray and while getting it in the boat it stung his son in the chest. From memory he took his son to the hospital and the boy was soon released. However *days* later, the boy suddenly died.

      I've been trying to find references to this with Google, but I've not found anything yet. Certainly a stingray with a 6 inch barb which can pierce right through to a mans heart is going to be a big one. I just wanted to point out that the smaller poisonous ones are still dangerous.

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    186. Re:oblig by sydres · · Score: 1

      so what's wrong with being proud of being an American; read U.S. citizen you could be living in North Korea starving or being oppressed in an Islamic nation Like Iran or Libya where you have to be afraid of being of the wrong Religion, or heaven forbid Atheistic. or you could live in a central American country living in Fear of the Drug lords. I personaly am proud to be a U.S. citizen despite our past problems such as slavery, racism, oppression, none of which I will ever accept responsibility for since I did not instigate these nor will I ever feel the so called "White Guilt".and another thing how many nations can you live in that allows as many opportunities for self advancement for those who are motivated enough at least. if you don't feel something for america thats your concern but I myself don't understand it

    187. Re:oblig by Rary · · Score: 1

      "I'm not quite sure why we are supposed to cast off our patriotism. Is it wrong to love ones country?"

      Actually, GP didn't say anything about casting off patriotism, rather he was talking about casting off nationalism, and referred to patriotism (in quotes), which far too many people confuse with nationalism.

      Patriotism is a feeling of admiration for a country and way of life, and a willingness to defend it. Conversely, nationalism is the feeling that your way of life, country, ethnic group, etc is superior to others.

      Patriotism is a good thing. Nationalism is not. Unfortunately, people who oppose nationalism are all too frequently branded as unpatriotic, particularly in times when nationalism is running rampant, such as times of war. This is why non-Americans (such as myself) who oppose many of the actions of the current US administration are often called anti-American. The truth is I love America (which, as a Canadian patriot, I can do -- patriotism allows me love my country and your country, whereas nationalism would not allow that), and that's why I oppose what I perceive to be a corrupt administration that is actively destroying America.

      It is good to love your country. It is not good to think you're superior because of your country.

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    188. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You left out "troll"

    189. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It made sense to me. Also, the statement isn't ironic in that sense, it presents an argument "it follows that this situation would also be funny under the original classification." I think you missed it, and as for moral high ground you've missed it entirely, the one who initiates the action always has lower moral high ground than a retaliation of similar scope. It isn't like those asinine tv shows that have the line, "don't do it or you'll be no better than him!"

    190. Re:oblig by lbrandy · · Score: 2, Funny

      AIDS gets a lot of coverage in America but it's not in the top 10 'causes of death' lists. It kills in a horrific way, and spreads in a horrific way

      I don't think you are doing it right.

    191. Re:oblig by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      Well, notwithstanding the "uncle" post's objection to the common understanding of the word "ironic", I would argue that Jim Fixx's death is more ironic than Steve Irwin's (in the "misused" sense of "incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs)."

      Steve Irwin was essentially a wildlife daredevil, famous for risking his life as entertainment, and he obviously took one risk too many. He was famous, you could say, for defying the expected.

      Jim Fixx was the most prominent advocate of running and jogging to improve health and fitness, and he dropped dead at 52 while running. Despite whatever other factors might have caused his death, I'd still say that's far more incongruous than a daredevil dying in a stunt.

      But to whatever extent that either man's death was "ironic", it is not exclusive to either's death being "tragic".

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    192. Re:oblig by Tekgno · · Score: 1
      Good to see I'm not the only one using that excuse :D
      I came across some quotes of his yesterday, amongst them was this gem:
      You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.

      Interestingly enough, it seems the majority of us Aussies are cracking jokes and it is the non-Aussies taking offense. I was playing wow last night and several of us were making jokes in general chat, in the end I couldn't put up with the whingeing of people decrying us so I did what any Aussie would do, I went to the pub.
    193. Re:oblig by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      >and remember being impressed by his love of animals, and his hatred of those who hurt them. BS. He was an omnivore.

    194. Re:oblig by ferrari4ever · · Score: 1

      Yeah Vietnam's pretty deep man - my grandfather was improsoned by the communists for over 15 years simply for being a southernerm male and an adult - he wasn't even a soldier fighting against them. My uncle only met his father when he was 15 years old. Vietnam was worth fighting for even only if it were to stop that brand of Russian and Chinese backed communism (read psuedo-dictatorship). Just look at north Korea.

    195. Re:oblig by ferrari4ever · · Score: 1

      There is also something very terrible about manslaughter. America has the ability to do so much more to curb global poverty than it currently does. Same applies to ther rich nations - but being the sole superpower, the US has a duty to take the initiative on such issues. With as much nobility for which Goerge Bush proclaims to invade Iraq - why can't he send the troops into Dafur. Why couldn't he send the troops into New Orleans before it was too late? America is the leading nation in many ways and democracy and freedom is a very noble. But so is an ability to admit that maybe America's inactions have contributed to the underlying motivation behind 9/11. If you work in IT and you've worked out the secrets to being a service provider then you'd know - in order to achieve a given level of recognition you need to be seen to be doing much more. Unnecessary deaths in poor nations are as much a tragedy as those who died in 9/11. Poeple who die from hunger shouldn't. The poeple who hijacked those planes shouldn't have. America need to (be seen to be) doing much more for the "not so well off". An aside: in addition to defending one's nation, the ideals of being a soldier is to defind those who can't defend themselves. America should use its military to help the poor and dying not just where there's strategic gain.

    196. Re:oblig by ferrari4ever · · Score: 1

      Because "this whack off" inspires people like me. He used his energy to fight for wildlife conservation. I've used my engeinering education to work abroad for Red Cross to help conserve the humanity in the world. So by the same token - why should he be denied anymore respect than anyone else.

    197. Re:oblig by Dasaru · · Score: 1

      I think that both Nationalism and Patriotism is needed. [i]It is good to love your country. It is not good to think you're superior because of your country.[/i] Well, thinking that your country is superior to another isn't exactly bad... It can also show a feeling of pride for your country. Kinda like two football teams that go at it. You're not supposed to say that they are better than you (even if they really are). That kinda lowers morale of the players. And at the end of the game, everyone's friends again.

    198. Re:oblig by lupine_stalker · · Score: 1

      Well... I'm sure he loved making those crocs angry, not sure he would have wanted to been ripped up by one though. Hooray for semi-sensical metaphors and unnessecary over-analysation of such (my english teacher would be proud, or horrified at my spelling).

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    199. Re:oblig by Dasaru · · Score: 1

      Well I guess if you are in charge of what is shown in the news, there are A LOT of subjects that you could cover. To say that 9/11 is getting too much coverage isn't bad. There are probably plenty of other things that kill people. I'll have to agree with ya JavaLord. But it is also important to cover all other issues. I guess when it comes down to it, you can't cover it all (in a 30 minute or hour long news program). There's still the day-to-day news that people need for their lives (like the weather). And showing nothing but bad news all the time isn't exactly heartwarming.

    200. Re:oblig by moldor.the.flatulent · · Score: 1

      Yes, he was - and so am I - so what ?

    201. Re:oblig by moldor.the.flatulent · · Score: 1

      No, cunts are useful....

    202. Re:oblig by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Bill Gates
      I think slashdot needs an equivalent of Godwin's law, so that the first person to drag in BG/MS into a discussion about something which has absolutely nothing to do with them ends the discussion instantly.
      You bunch of Nazis...oh shit.
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    203. Re:oblig by Skater · · Score: 1

      I agree that incidents in the air tend to be limited to takeoff and landing times. I think similar results would come out though: a journey in a car is still more dangerous than a journey in a plane. It'd be interesting to find out... Hmmm...

    204. Re:oblig by garwain · · Score: 1
      He died doing what he does best, and what he loves. If only we were so lucky. If I'm that lucky, I have 3 ways I can go:
      • heart attack while coding
      • heart attack while making love
      • getting attacked by one of my bulls
      I really hope it's one of the second two... (and my boss probably wouldn't like option A either... For anyone who cares, my main hobby is training oxen... I have a nice team of 20 month old Jersey bulls that are fairly well trained.
    205. Re:oblig by brsmith4 · · Score: 1

      I'm very well aware of the conditions in other countries and of government oppression. This statement does nothing to "invalidate" my views. You also refer to past problems. I find this suspect and am of the opinion that your "patriotism" has probably blinded you to the current problems and horrible mistakes made by this country in recent years. A benign dictatorial power like North Korea vs. a malignant, semi-dictatorial pariah like the US... Which is worse? Sure, the US has accomplished quite a lot in the last 200 years, but so did the Romans a couple millenia before, and the Greeks, and the Egyptians. I was almost certain that the typical "if you don't like it, leave!" was going to come out but I thank you for avoiding such silliness.

      and another thing how many nations can you live in that allows as many opportunities for self advancement for those who are motivated enough at least.

      This depends on your definition of self-advancement. It seems that in America, people have most commonly used (squandered) this opportunity to add a couple hundred pounds to their physique and surround themselves with meaningless material bullshit in order to exude "success" (among other things) to their peers. Those entertainment pieces where people are portrayed scaling cliff faces, mountain-biking through tough natural trails or bettering themselves through reading or further study are simply not indicative of the majority of Americans; even ones that "can" do such things. Sure, the opportunity exists, but the fact that it is not often realized makes the notion of "opportunity" rather illusory. Your putting a cute and pseudo-noble word in place for what is best described as yet another possibility. Many of these same self-advancement activities can be done in less than desireable countries as well. Or did you mean "to get rich"?

      if you don't feel something for america thats your concern but I myself don't understand it

      It's a piece of land coupled with an ideal that while significantly advanced for its time, is obviously riddled with flaws and in need of serious re-evaluation. It's a philosophy and I have learned that no one, no matter how certain they think they are of the truth, should be a die-hard adherent to any dogma especially to the point of "feeling" something for it: eventually you'll probably be proven wrong and your "feelings" will not allow you to cope with it. Feel something for your family, for your self, for your friends. Don't get wrapped up in ideologies (unless its your own... someone has to advance it, right?).

    206. Re:oblig by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      I imagine he figured he'd meet his end to a crocodile or shark or something.

      Certainly not something that's killed somewhere between 3 and 17 humans (depending on who you ask) in recorded history. Hell, hamsters have probably killed more.

    207. Re:oblig by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Being an omni is inconsistent with the claim that he loved animals and hated those who hurt them. Unless you're completely psychotic, you don't abuse and vivisect those you love.

    208. Re:oblig by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Don't be retarded. Eating animals isn't abuse, as long as the animal is killed humanely. Teddy Roosevelt was a famous conservationist as well, and I'm sure he wasn't vegetarian either.

    209. Re:oblig by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It's a matter of scale. The first WTC attack didn't kill anyone I believe, and just messed up the parking levels. It was an attempt that failed, and the death toll was a far cry from ~3,000.

      The Oklahoma City bombing killed a couple hundred I believe, which is also far less than 9/11. Also importantly, the OK bombing was committed by Americans, not by foreigners. It's different when some nut who's one of your own blows up something vs. a group of people outside your borders blowing up something.

      9/11 was the first highly successful attack on American soil by a foreign power (albeit a non-state actor) since WWII. That's why it's so significant to Americans.

    210. Re:oblig by Tekzel · · Score: 1

      Please, if you are a coder you have never experienced any of those, stop fronting you geek.

    211. Re:oblig by sydres · · Score: 1

      the only mistake I have seen in the recent history is us not carpet bombing the middle east back to the hell that spawned it. instead we send good american boys over there to die and then, asceding to those pansy euro socialist who are all terrified of their own muslim extremist populations. at the same time they exuding nothing but nationalism in their contempt for everyone else who might rock the boat try to pin the blame on the Isrealis'. does that make my views easier to despise hate and ridicule as being militant nationalism.

    212. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
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    213. Re:oblig by orasio · · Score: 1

      Drunken BJs are nothing to brag about in RL, although in old /. days, it could have been. Right now lots of us are not teenagers anymore, so the kind of things that sounded impossible don't have real merit right now, like getting laid. Lots of people are married here, probably most of them actually got laid two or three times.

      I never got stoned, but I have been among stoners, and they have a nice perspective on stuff, that could make some interesting code.

      The other three, I have done in combination, but not all three of them together.

      And aside from that, I said it _could_ be nice, I didn't say I had experienced any of those in combination.

    214. Re:oblig by Moodie-1 · · Score: 1

      No, no! At the risk of being down-modded permanently:

      What were Steve Irwin's last words?:



      "He spiked me!"

  2. Honestly, this was a long time coming by grasshoppa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I feel for his kids. These poor kids are going to grow up with a father. All they are going to really know about him is going to be what they see on TV.

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    1. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by BifurcatedFocus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes. Very sad for the kids, especially. Sad for his wife too, but she made the choice to marry such a risk-taker. Speaking of which, who was watching the kids anyway? The Age reports: It's believed his American-born wife Terri is trekking on Cradle Mountain in Tasmania and authorities are trying to reach her with news of her husband's death.

    2. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by trolleymusic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I feel sorry for his kids too, one of them is named after a weed http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bindi_(plant) which grows in all sorts of places in Australia...

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    3. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      It really was. Ive always was tempted to put him on the death pool list. Oh well, maybe Wernor Herzog will make an odd documentary about him like Grizzly Man. It would be fitting as Treadwell was just an Irwin impersonator.

      I had a serious converstion about this guy to a female friend of mine after seeing grizzly man. Irwin puts himself at much more danger and it seems very irresponsible for him to do so considering he's a family man. He has a couple kids. Not to troll, but men like these really need to look at the long view of their activities. If youre high-rish you shouldnt start a family. Although im sure Irwin has made enough money to cover them, but they still wont have their real father.

    4. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Wow, the sarcastic nature of your post is right on. Oh, wait.

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    5. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by crashelite · · Score: 1

      some of the things good... him saving animals.... some of them bad... him holding one of them over a crock on live TV

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    6. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by timeOday · · Score: 1

      But by a stingray barb to the chest? Having watched them at the aquarium, I never noticed anything that looked like it could kill a man.

    7. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by Jugalator · · Score: 0

      These poor kids are going to grow up with a father.

      Only after Terri Irwin undergoes a sex change.
      And then I indeed really feel for their kids. :-(

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    8. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by rifter · · Score: 4, Informative

      Speaking of which, who was watching the kids anyway?

      They were probably with her. They took the kids with them on their trips. One thing Steve and Terry had in common was that their own childhoods were spent trekking through wilderness with their parents learning about wildlife. Steve often recounted how he had learned to handle reptiles while following in his father's footsteps as a young boy.

    9. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Treadwell was doing it first and longer, but Irwin was better known. Something about Australia having more people than bears tends to make fame spread faster or some such.

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    10. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are only two things that I know that scared Steve Irwin: American diamondback rattlesnakes -and-
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      parrots. Really.

    11. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by thejynxed · · Score: 5, Informative
      From: http://www.mote.org/index.php?src=gendocs&link=Sti ngrays&category=Shark%20Research&submenu=INFO

      The venom apparatus or "sting" of a stingray is a spine or modified dermal denticle (the scales covering sharks and stingrays) with two ventral grooves filled with venom-producing tissue. The venom apparatus is surrounded by a cell-rich covering or sheath that also may produce lesser amounts of venom. The venom itself is a largely protein-based toxin that causes great pain in mammals and may also alter heart rate and respiration. However, since it is proteinaceous, it can be inactivated by exposure to high temperatures. Because of this, immersion of the wound in hot water or application of a heat compress are recommended as an immediate treatment for unfortunate victims of a stingray injury or "envenomation." Although this may reduce the initial pain of a stingray injury, victims should still obtain medical assistance so that the wound can be properly examined and cleaned to avoid secondary infections or other complications.

      As mentioned above, the sting on most pelagic stingrays is situated near the base of the tail. This may discourage predators from biting the animal near its vital organs. In contrast, the sting of most bottom-dwelling stingrays is located further away from the body, making it a more effective and dangerous "striking" weapon. However, it should be pointed out that the sting is purely a defensive weapon only and that the "striking" action is an involuntary response rather than a conscious "attack."

      Stingers usually range from 4cm to 6 inches. And they are barbed and venemous. So, if this was a large stingray with a large stinger, it is easy to understand how he could have perished from receiving a direct blow to the chest from one of these.
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    12. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      WTF?! You Americans are the #1 people in leaving your kids with your parents so that you can take off and go somewhere. What makes you think that they didn't leave their kids with some one responsible?

      The guy _DIED_ and you people are pissing on him? How classy.

    13. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      I hope this was a hoax that the news media fell for. This does not seem to be the case, however. It is a great loss, especially for his family (especially the baby he infamously held over a croc). But for all his advocacy, Irwin forgot to teach that wild animals are wild. That stingray didn't go crazy; it went stingray. Look at the pretty animals, children, but stay away from them.

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    14. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by HillBilly · · Score: 1

      It was fathers day in Australia on Sunday, hopefully he had the opportunity to be with his family then.

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    15. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Speaking of which, who was watching the kids anyway?"

      Who do you think feeds the crocs when Steve & Terri are not home?

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    16. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Bindi's are painfull little bastards that stick to your feet, an excellent descrpition of a small child.

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    17. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      Why is it irresponsible for him to do what he did as a family man? I am sure all of the family members are aware of the circumstances and risks? This is what made Steve tick. I remember one episode where he had to be in New York and it drove him batty.

      Is it irresponsible to become an American president and have a family? After all as American president you ARE target number 1 for many many crazies on this planet. Or how about race car drivers? Is it irresponsible for them to race and have a family?

      Considering the type of person that Steve is, and the type of person his wife is and combination of the two for the kids I think everybody in the family understands what happened. They might not be happy about it, but they understand. And I am very sure that they knew this might happen.

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    18. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by lovebyte · · Score: 5, Funny

      Stingers usually range from 4cm to 6 inches.
      You working for the NASA ?

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    19. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by flood6 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Yeah, I saw that study. The University of I-Just-Pull-Nonsense-Out-Of-My-Ass found that 9 out of 10 American's like to leave their children at home while they go out to rodeos.

      Did you see the one showing that 99.9% of people named "the_B0fh" are jack-offs?

    20. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by jazzmans · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the fact that his childs name was an indigenous species of his native land is a good thing IMO, not a bad thing. (weed is a very subjective term, in fact I like most things that get called 'weed', not just pot)

      Now, the fact is I've made as much fun of him as most folks, and I thought the 'crikey' quote was a good epitaph, but it is sad nonetheless.

      I'll hoist a beer to him at the bar tomorrow, that I know.

      I'd suspect he'd make a joke as well.

      jaz

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    21. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by fadir · · Score: 1

      Sadly I have to agree.
      We was entertaining and fun to see in his shows - but almost everyone knew that one day a news like this would appear.
      Feeling sorry for his children.

    22. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by geekoid · · Score: 1

      just the independant committee that see's that international measurments are a match for space flight.

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    23. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by biffta · · Score: 1

      Speaking of which, who was watching the kids anyway?

      It's none of your dam business! RIP Stevo.

    24. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by binkzz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "I feel for his kids. These poor kids are going to grow up with a father."

      http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/6362/lawlmn9.jp g

      =(

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    25. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by Fred+Porry · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The guy _DIED_ and you people are pissing on him? How classy.
      Thank you! I was reading the first postings and couldnt believe it. I dont give a damn about this guy but pissing on him/making fun about his death the way those guys up there did? Never.
    26. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      His offspring can get a good idea of what an idiot the guy was by watching his show. Most people regarded Irwin as a fucking lunatic and I'm not sad to see him go at all, nobody forced him to be so reckless. What does it say about his friends, allowing him to needlessly endanger himself? Now, if his friends thought he was a total nutcase and wanted rid of him there lack of restraint would make some sense.
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    27. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by delinear · · Score: 4, Funny

      They're being raised by wolves, of course.

    28. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by stiggle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The kids have always had the extended family of the Zoo staff.
      There is more footage than just the crazy stuff of Steve, there is a lot of him being a caring father during the filming of the TV series. Who else would be laying concrete with a toddler?

    29. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by _tognus · · Score: 1

      The kids were with Terri.

    30. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good test of geekness, the comment above.

    31. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      Stingers usually range from 4cm to 6 inches.

      You working for the NASA ?

      Honesyly, we're nerds. Who cares about the size of our stingers...

      /tangent

      I personally though Steve Irwin was a tosser. I couldn't stand the guy on TV. What he did before the camera came along and off the camera will be missed. He was a genuine bloke who put a lot of effort into conservation. He did what he did for the environment not because he got paid, but because he loved it. I certainly feel bad for his family, but I hope they are able to quickly move on and continue his love and devotion to conservation.

      While the news of this came as a shock, I had expected it for so long. When you get that up and close with wild animals on a daily basis it becomes a case of when something bad happens, rather than if.

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    32. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by pjay_dml · · Score: 1

      Tonight on SBS news they showed his wife getting on a plane back down under, she had the kids with her.

    33. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by pjay_dml · · Score: 2

      It was his final lesson: Even if you know what you are doing, these wild beasts can get the best of animal handlers.

    34. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by ptbarnett · · Score: 1
      However, it should be pointed out that the sting is purely a defensive weapon only and that the "striking" action is an involuntary response rather than a conscious "attack."

      Long ago, during a SCUBA certification class, my instructor warned us about sting rays.

      Sting rays settle onto the bottom and cover themselves (at least around the edge) with sand, making it very hard to see them. And in a shallow lagoon, you can inadvertantly step on one.

      Their involuntary response is to whip their tail up. If the sting ray is big enough, it can plant the barb right in a person's chest. I don't remember if he said it directly, but since the toxin affects heart and respiration rate, releasing the toxin directly into the chest is the worst-case scenario.

    35. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit... now *that* is targeted advertising.

    36. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      Sure. Look at all your neighbors. Out of 10, how many of them have not left their kids with someone, overnight, or more?

      Even I have done so, but it was because we were having our second kid at the hospital.

      There are times where it has to be done, and the original poster was an asshole for pissing on the memories of a dead person.

    37. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by eck011219 · · Score: 1

      I feel for his kids, too. And his wife, and his parents, and his friends, and his fans, and a nation that seemed to have glommed onto his simplified TV persona. Yes, the kids will grow up without their biological father. But no, they won't only know what they see on TV. They'll have all the same stories that other families who lose a father tell each other. They'll have pictures from weddings and birthday parties and day-to-day life. They'll have all the same stuff other kids who have lost parents will have, and additionally the TV stuff.

      As far as the TV stuff goes, he was constantly putting himself into harm's way. Not that he deserved to die because of it, but you've got to admit his chances of being stung/gored/eaten by his work were probably significantly statistically higher than yours or mine. And he wasn't a cop, a firefighter, a soldier, a relief worker. He was a TV star who did intentionally dangerous things for ratings. Doesn't mean he should die, but I think some perspective is in order.

      Let's not get too dramatic about it - it's a terrible thing that their father died, but I doubt he was in his camera-conscious character every waking moment. This kind of thing happens to kids all the time around the world, and it's personally devastating to them. But don't try to pretend that because he was this wacky character on TV that they won't have real memories and mementos of him. It sucks to be them enough as it is, without a bunch of people trying to advocate on their "pitiful" behalf.

      For example, I would imagine that 99.9% of kids who lose their fathers to work-related mortal injuries don't have the financial support that Steve Erwin's kids do. Doesn't mean they won't be terribly hurt by his death, but they'll still eat food and live somewhere. Please, perspective, everyone!

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    38. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially because of my daughter, who's now 11, I've been seeing his Animal Planet shows for years. And while I've admired the guy and envied his success from doing exactly what he wants to be doing, I have felt that over and over again, he has put himself at risk gratuitously and unnecessarily for the cameras. His infamous holding-baby-while-feeding-croc incident is an extreme example of that mentality. His comment for the press afterwards about perceived vs. actual risk and his having been in "complete control" didn't quite pass the smell test for me; stumbling over a rock while doing that ("Crikey! Who put *that* there??") would have been the sort of "no, sir, you're really *not* in complete control" thing that would have resulted so easily in dismembered, eaten baby.

      It makes it worse that he did not modulate his risk-taking with the arrival of Terri and then his kids. They made us watch those kids grow up, and now we get to empathize with them all the more. Like my wife said, for us, this is like having a neighbor or family friend die.

    39. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by syousef · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean Dingos?

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    40. Re:Honestly, this was a long time coming by NumerusSpy · · Score: 0

      Speaking of which, who was watching the kids anyway? I guess you don't read or watch TV because it's pretty bloody common knowledge that the kids where in Tasmania with his wife. Idiot.

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  3. He played the game by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Anyone that takes that many chances with that many dangerous animals is going to get it, sooner or later.
    I was always appalled at how he behaved around animals, what an idiot.
    Darwin 1, Irwin 0

    1. Re:He played the game by linguizic · · Score: 1

      Seeing how he has kids I fail to see how this is darwinian. Now if his kids all kill themselves before they reproduce then the final tally will be as you say it is. However, I have a feeling that one of his kids will see this as a reason to pursue accountancy or better yet actuarial science.

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    2. Re:He played the game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeing how he has kids I fail to see how this is darwinian.

      that's a common misunderstanding (or an incomplete understanding) of Darwin and the survival of the fittest. If you don't live long enough to reproduce then your genes obviously have limited influence on the evolution of the species (but it's still not zero because maybe you get killed off saving your family from a lion attack or you simply do an extraordinary job in helping your brothers and sisters to prosper without actually having any kids of your own). However, when parents and even grandparents live a long life that also helps a family's genes to have a bigger influence on the evolution of the species than if they died once their kids were born. Parents and grandparents support their offspring and the longer they live the better off all the family's genes will be.

    3. Re:He played the game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Seeing how he has kids I fail to see how this is darwinian.

      It's still darwinian. If he lived till he died of natural causes, he might have had a lot more children. Having 2 instead of 4 means that there are greater chances that his genes will not carry on (2 children more likely to die that all 4, even if they are all in the same car crash, for example) or will otherwise slow down the march of his genes.

      The more intelligent, more healthy person will likely have more healthy intelligent children which will out number his. We are fucking with natural selection with medicine anyway. I should be dead for example.

    4. Re:He played the game by nickos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "The more intelligent, more healthy person will likely have more healthy intelligent children"

      Yes, that's the theory, but in reality it seems to be the less intelligent people who are having all the kids while smarter professional couples have less or no children...

    5. Re:He played the game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's the theory, but in reality it seems to be the less intelligent people who are having all the kids while smarter professional couples have less or no children...

      Yes, very true. But this comes back to something I already pointed out. That we are to some degree working around and messing with darwinism. Medicine and our intelligence are allowing us to meddle with what we understand to be darwinism. We as a species have come to a point where we can and do mess with it.

      Hell we can wipe out entire countries with our intelligence. That goes way beyond darwinism. A few people on our side, get into a fight with a few people on the other side and then a billion mostly innocent people of widely varying health and intelligence die.

      The theory works for all living species which do not understand it and to a lesser degree the one species which does understand it. We choose to fight it and we're winning. But for how long? I beleive that we will ultimately wipe ourselves out, through the over use of medicine. We are weakening our immune systems through our intelligence. Darwinism might end up beating us yet! On the other side, there are already antibiotic resistant bacteria which has killed people. By killing off the bacteria which we easily can, we provide stronger bacteria a larger breeding ground with less competition. We will wipe ourselves out by making ourselves weaker, at the same time providing good conditions for a super bacteria to develop. If that super bacteria becomes an airborne contagen, we are fucked.

      Now consider, we pump antibiotics into animal products. Bird flu anyone?

    6. Re:He played the game by walnutmon · · Score: 1

      Maybe he wouldn't have had children born from a hot chick if he wasn't famous for being a crazy crocodile hunter. Though I am sure that you already understand how to get hot chicks, and how important it is for your genes that you use them to pass on your genes, as opposed to ugly chicks. There is a reason that we are attracted to better looking women, it is because it is hardwired into our brains that they will do a better job of producing attractive genes that will live on and be more successfull at survival and replication. Steve Irwin did pretty well in the Darwin department.

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    7. Re:He played the game by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Only those that believe in monogamy. There are many examples of the intelligent succesfull _men_ with many children, they are usually with quite a number of different women though.

    8. Re:He played the game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He DID die of natural causes. And it wasn't an 'accident', the ray killed him quite deliberately.

    9. Re:He played the game by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      it seems to be the less intelligent people who are having all the kids while smarter professional couples have less or no children.

      It is human instinct to have more children when each child has a lesser chance of success.

      Therefore, the poor and uneducated, who risk loosing their children to malutrition, violence, disease, etc, have more children (backups) than the rich and opulent, who do not fear for their survival quite as much.

      P.S. Do not equate intelligence with professional achievement, lest you are forced to rate yourself as dumber than your pointy-haired boss.

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    10. Re:He played the game by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I thought the same thing, but, y'know, he was 44 and he's been acting that way since he was a kid, so .... he clearly didn't take stupid chances. Stingrays are usually not fatal. He just happened to get this one right in the heart. Yeah, you knew he was going to get killed by an animal sooner or later, but that's only because that's where he spent all his time. You or I are probably going to get killed by a car.

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    11. Re:He played the game by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      And it wasn't an 'accident', the ray killed him quite deliberately.
      Really? Stingrays aren't really aggressive or defensive, they generally swim away if threatened. The sting is controlled by something akin to reflexes rather than deliberate thought.
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    12. Re:He played the game by K8Fan · · Score: 1
      Yes, that's the theory, but in reality it seems to be the less intelligent people who are having all the kids while smarter professional couples have less or no children...

      Too, too true. The people having the most children are those who either can't figure out how to use contraceptives, or follow some religous teaching that forbids it. Regardless of whether one believes in nature or nuture, stupid people are not likely to be parents of smart children - either through genetic inheritance or not offering a stimulating childhood environment.

      Devo was right.

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    13. Re:He played the game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it seems to be the less intelligent people who are having all the kids while smarter professional couples have less or no children.

      P.S. Do not equate intelligence with professional achievement, lest you are forced to rate yourself as dumber than your pointy-haired boss.


      He didn't say professional couples were more intelligent. "Smarter" then "Professional" can be taken as an AND (which is how I took it), rather than "professional" implying "smarter" or vice versa. Dumb professionals maybe having lots of children for example. Or intelligent bums also.

      I think the truth is that the smart professionals realise that they can have a much better life by not bringing children into this crap World. Children are expensive. I prefer nieces and nephews, because I can enjoy spending time with them on my days off and then give them back when they need to do their homework, go to bed for school, etc etc. Also, it seems that uncle/aunt - nephew/niece relationships are more pleasant, since you as the adult don't need to take the authority figure to the level that their parents do. You're more of a cool confidant who gives good advice but doesn't ram it down their throats. You end up being good friends.

  4. Thanks Steve by RunFatBoy.net · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Steve should be commended for his efforts over the years. His enthusiasm was infectious.

    Unfortunately, while he stood as a model environmentalist, he now stands as an example of the dangers of directly interacting with wild animals.

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    1. Re:Thanks Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, while he stood as a model environmentalist, he now stands as an example of the dangers of directly interacting with wild animals.

      Yeah, but he could have also died by being run over by a bus. Dieing by a stingray attack is somehow fitting for such a great life. How many countless children do you think he inspired with his shows? He is one of the few stars of which you could say that society was better because of him.

    2. Re:Thanks Steve by NineNine · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Unfortunately, while he stood as a model environmentalist, he now stands as an example of the dangers of directly interacting with wild animals."

      Why is this unfortunate? I think that this is fortunate in two ways:

      1. Stupid people are less likely to mess with wild animals. That's good for the animals.

      2. People are reminded that no matter what kind of technology we have, nature is going to get ALL of us in the end, and there's a good chance that many of us could be easily wiped out by something as massive as a hurricane or as wild as a stingray (apparently). It teaches people to be both humbled and awed by nature. That's good for people.

    3. Re:Thanks Steve by Coneasfast · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yep. I have the upmost respect for him, I could never get into that much danger. Luckily computer parts don't have sharp claws. Imagine upgrading your video card: "Isn't she a beauty, a brand new nVidia 78... Crikey! the fucker bit me!"

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    4. Re:Thanks Steve by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately, while he stood as a model environmentalist, he now stands as an example of the dangers of directly interacting with wild animals.

      Wild animals can be dangerous and there's no way around that. In combination with his intended message, his death is probably a good lesson to leave nature alone, and that's one of the best environmental messages one can give.

    5. Re:Thanks Steve by MoonFog · · Score: 1

      His enthusiasm was amazing to see and was part of what made me a fan of his. In today's world I find his entusiastic nature less and less prominent, people are perhaps taking everything too seriously. Unfortunately, as you say, he will be an example that this direct contact can be fatal, but his colourful nature is something I admire.

      RIP Steve! With 14 years of show footage, I'm sure we'll see you again many times.

    6. Re:Thanks Steve by LarsWestergren · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Steve should be commended for his efforts over the years. His enthusiasm was infectious. Unfortunately, while he stood as a model environmentalist, he now stands as an example of the dangers of directly interacting with wild animals.

      I always preferred Sir David Attenborough. That is someone who truly loves and respects nature. Perhaps Steve did too, but watching his show it seemed to be more about him being wild and wacky and less about the animals. They were just there to be annoyed and do "dangerous" things.

      Try wathing Living Planet, Life in the Undergrowth, Blue Planet or something like that. Better footage, better science, better drama...

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    7. Re:Thanks Steve by ozbird · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Luckily computer parts don't have sharp claws.

      Some do - and I have the scars to prove it. Anyone who has worked elbow deep in an old computer case (the ones without rolled edges) will know what I'm talking about.

    8. Re:Thanks Steve by Phroggy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, I was about to say, if you've never been bitten by a computer, you haven't worked with PC hardware much.

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    9. Re:Thanks Steve by johansalk · · Score: 3, Informative

      And here it is just like you said "that's my boy... ouch!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EJFJb77Jdw

    10. Re:Thanks Steve by capologist · · Score: 1

      his death is probably a good lesson to leave nature alone, and that's one of the best environmental messages one can give.

      When Tasmanian tigers -- to name just one of many examples of this phenomenon -- killed livestock, the ranchers didn't take that as a message to leave the tigers alone. They took it as a message to hunt the tigers to extinction.

    11. Re:Thanks Steve by Dasher42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm a big fan of Attenborough too, but I think Irwin's show reached a different kind of person, and everybody could stand to have more appreciation of nature. Really, sneaking a nature show into a stunt show is what he did, and it's really sad that the odds caught up with him. Steve Irwin's off-camera work showed he really cared about wildlife, and it's really sad to lose someone like that.

      A stingray barb to the chest - ouch, that's a painful way to go. If I'm right, only one person has ever survived that.

    12. Re:Thanks Steve by linguizic · · Score: 1

      >Wild animals can be dangerous and there's no way around that. In combination with his intended message, his death is probably a good lesson to leave nature alone, and that's one of the best environmental messages one can give.

      That's a /. jewel right there. It should be at +5 by now. If only I had some mod points.

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    13. Re:Thanks Steve by mdhoover · · Score: 1

      /me raises a stubby of XXXX to Steve.
      An untimely, but fitting, end for one of my fellow Queenslanders... going out doing what he loved best.

      He may have irritated the hell out of the chardonnay/latte sipping set in this country (with their "cultural cringe" against anyone who is unashamedly ocker), but he was the genuine article.
      As you saw him on TV he was in real life, self deprecating, unpretentious, genuine.

      To those losing their sense of humour about this, I'd suspect he too would have appreciated the irony and would be laughing along with us in the best tradition of non-politically correct black australian humour.

      See ya mate, you will be missed.

    14. Re:Thanks Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AS another poster said .. he died doing what he loved .. Everything in life's a risk .. driving down the road etc. There are plenty of risky careers to choose from. But what it comes down to is, are you going to keep yourself from doing what you love to do .. or are you going to use your talents (and help others in the process)? I mean he should be commended his shows teach a lot. A lot of folks learnt about and got interested in animals through his show. I know I personally learnt a lot of stuff. I'm sure he inspired some people to get into the field or related fields like biology.

    15. Re:Thanks Steve by superyooser · · Score: 0

      In combination with his intended message, his death is probably a good lesson to leave nature alone, and that's one of the best environmental messages one can give.

      His death is a good lesson for environmentalists not to try to "save the animals," because they are just a bunch of ungrateful bastards! Look at everything Mr. Erwin did for them, and then they murdered him in cold blood. I think the stingrays were insulted that the likes of Steve Erwin think they need to be the protectors of the animal kingdom.

      By the way, are the authorities sure he was killed by a stingray and not some other animal? I saw a picture of his injury, and it looked like the result of laser beams. Frickin' laser beams.

      On a serious note, I'm sorry he's gone. Condolences to his family.

    16. Re:Thanks Steve by sd_diamond · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's an interesting choice of words. When I worked PC repair, we always referred to the cuts and scrapes as "case bites".

    17. Re:Thanks Steve by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      The things that always get me are the 'scalloped' compression 'springs' that sometimes line older cases. They're like a strip of metal with curved fingers that push outwards on the case when you slide it shut to help keep it from rattling- this buggers are sharp and if you slide your fingers across them while pulling a cable or something, its like a serrated blade.

      That and the random screws protruding from APC UPS's. Eeek!

    18. Re:Thanks Steve by discord5 · · Score: 1
      Anyone who has worked elbow deep in an old computer case (the ones without rolled edges) will know what I'm talking about.

      Ah yes, I've always said those cases were accidents waiting to happen. I try to avoid those things as much as I can, because you know that before you close it, you'll end up with a nice cut on a very irritating place like your fingers.

      what's even worse is that these cases usually aren't very tough. I once accidently dropped something heavy on a friends PC, resulting in a huge dent in the case. I don't need to tell you how upset she was to find her 12.95 euro case dented, and ended up "undenting" it with a large hammer, which incidentally was the most fun thing I had done on her PC.

      Don't buy those cases, unless you appreciate being cut. Spend 10 euro extra for a good case.

    19. Re:Thanks Steve by SeaFox · · Score: 1
      Luckily computer parts don't have sharp claws.


      Sure they do. I once cut my hand on the sharp edges of the RF shielding around some drives in a Mac case, it left a scar that didn't fade for an entire year.
    20. Re:Thanks Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      > 1. Stupid people are less likely to mess with wild animals. That's good for the animals.

      But it's not good for the smart people. There are too many stupid people already.

    21. Re:Thanks Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      I enjoyed Irwin's TV show and his character, but I can't agree that he was a "Model environmentalist".

      He was in fact a critic of the concept of "sustainable use", which is regarded by the IUCN (amongst many other international organizations) as being an important conservation mechanism.

      http://www.iucn.org/themes/ssc/susg/bgrnd/intro.ht ml

      "Using renewable natural resources sustainably means doing so in such a way that does not threaten a species by over-use, yet it will optimise benefits to both the environment and human needs. Sustainably using natural resources, including plants, forests, fish, and other wildlife, is an important conservation tool when addressing the increasing pressures on nature by people."

      Irwin seemed to prefer a "zoo-like" perspective of nature.

    22. Re:Thanks Steve by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      Care to share the link to the picture?

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    23. Re:Thanks Steve by Lehk228 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      i hate those things, rough internal frameworks are fun too, i've sliced plenty of knuckels working with hard drives and memory on older machines

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    24. Re:Thanks Steve by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

      Old? Go read some of the reviews of cases at Newegg -- lots of them still have sharp edges. It's actually still fairly common for cases to have sharp edges.

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    25. Re:Thanks Steve by ps3udonym · · Score: 1

      It is truely a sad day. Steve Irwin was an expert animal handler and while much of what he does looks very dangerous, and IS, he is trained and experienced to handle it. Risks are part of his job and he knew those risks before he ever jumped in the water. He brought an ever lasting energy and joy to the study of even the most mundaine creature.

      If you would like a lesson on why the foolish should leave wild animals alone just watch the movie "Grisly Man".

      My heart goes out to his family.

    26. Re:Thanks Steve by Hinhule · · Score: 1

      Got a permanent scar on left index finger from one of those bastards.

      In a hurry I gripped it lightly to carry it away, the edge cut right to the bone. Didn't hurt though was just kind a strange warm feeling.

    27. Re:Thanks Steve by jazzmans · · Score: 1
      hey, that's good! I quote in full from NineNine, give him kudos for this (see above)

      "Unfortunately, while he stood as a model environmentalist, he now stands as an example of the dangers of directly interacting with wild animals."

      Why is this unfortunate? I think that this is fortunate in two ways:

      1. Stupid people are less likely to mess with wild animals. That's good for the animals.

      2. People are reminded that no matter what kind of technology we have, nature is going to get ALL of us in the end, and there's a good chance that many of us could be easily wiped out by something as massive as a hurricane or as wild as a stingray (apparently). It teaches people to be both humbled and awed by nature. That's good for people.

      Good one mate!.

      jaz

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    28. Re:Thanks Steve by DrXym · · Score: 1

      I've slashed my fingers on sharp metal card slots a number of times, so there is some danger lurking with your case (aside from the live current). What gets me is trying to remove a stiff PCI card from both ends with your fingers and then slice yourself as it comes free. I now use gloves or a screwdriver to hold the plate end.

    29. Re:Thanks Steve by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "...his death is probably a good lesson to leave nature alone, and that's one of the best environmental messages one can give."

      Back to caves for us then.
      oh wait..Back to trees for us then...
      oh wait... Back to the oceans for us then
      oh wait...Back to the promorial soup for us then.
      OTOH, maybe we should mold the enviroment to our suit our survival.

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    30. Re:Thanks Steve by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      I can attest to that with every machine I've worked on almost (the older the sharper). It seems I can manage to get cut almost every time I open a computer up. Hell I just took a huge gouge outa my right, index finger a few weeks ago while modifying the use to a bay another way. Slipped with clipping the metal and caught a sharp point. Ohhhh did that fsking hurt. Hell it STILL hurts if I press on it and it's healed over.

    31. Re:Thanks Steve by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      Sir David Attenborough was my childhood hero for about a decade. I grew up on a steady diet of the Living Planet, Life in the Freezer, The Life of Birds, The Life of Mammals, his various Nat. Geo. works etc. I must have watched every one of his works twice.

      If you want a good balance between information and entertainment, one of my all-time favorites is Animals are Beautiful People.

      Other notables who I really enjoyed watching docs from were Ron and Valerie Taylor. They did a great series on life on the Great Barrier Reef.

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    32. Re:Thanks Steve by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

      Please don't underestimate his appeal to the average joe. While he was certainly acting a bit clownish he was also very likable and easy to relate to. People don't want to leanr from good scientific documentaries... People, as opposed to intellectual elite, 'learn' from what they hear and find interesting. That's how tabloids work, after all.

      Irving put up a show, yes, but people remember who he is. It's the 'Crikey!'-guy. You can approve of the way he did it or not but I think it is clear that he got to the people and brought his message across.

    33. Re:Thanks Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah OK, so any Australian who doesn't go around in fucking khaki bshorts and a hat with corks screaming "crikey" "you beaut" like a retarded child is part of the chardonnay/latte sipping set (and therefore clearly not a Real Aussie, right?). You are a fucking idiot and I hope you choke on that watery dogs piss you call fourex.

      Irwin was a middle of the road showman who appealed to American entertainment sensibilities by playing a caricature of what Americans think Australians are like. He was basically unknown in most of Australia until about 2002, so why the hell you're suddenly shedding tears now I'm fucked if I know.

      I have nothing personally against the guy, and he probably did a bit for tourism here. Many people have mentioned that he did various things for environmental issues in Australia, though those people seem rather vague as to what those things actually were.

      But the most ludicrous thing is this over the top outpouring of grief from Americans - even more so than usual with these creepy celebrity-death public mourning orgies. Christ, it's almost as bad as the Poms when Di died. Everyone piously trying to prove that they're more upset than everyone else.

      Seriously - OK some entertainer is no longer around. It's sad for his family, but it's really nothing to do with you. Is anyone really that cut up that they're going to miss new episodes of some TV show?

    34. Re:Thanks Steve by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Anyone who has worked elbow deep in an old computer case (the ones without rolled edges) will know what I'm talking about.

      I struggle enough in modern cases with the damn PATA power connectors, some of them seem glued stuck. So of course what happens when they finally let go is that I ram my knuckles against whatever is directly behind the disk. Most fun.

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    35. Re:Thanks Steve by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Didn't hurt though was just kind a strange warm feeling.

      That would be "dribbling blood."

      The almighty deity Glitch demands his blood sacrifice, after all.

    36. Re:Thanks Steve by Ligur · · Score: 1

      Trying to keep my blood from spilling on the motherboard makes me feel like a man!

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    37. Re:Thanks Steve by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      And how! I've got a scar running diagnally across my right arm. I got it when I scraped my arm along one of those lovely sharp surfaces about 8 years ago on an old Compaq 386 - something had died inside, causing the box to crash. I foolishly did not unplugged it, got a shock, and then a cut.

      I just tell people I was in a knife fight... it's believeable - it's a nasty gash.

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    38. Re:Thanks Steve by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      Damn straight - I've got scars all over my hands.

      Used to be employed to put the damn things together, one after another. I swear in those days they used to sharpen the fuckers...

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    39. Re:Thanks Steve by absinthminded64 · · Score: 1

      Funny! I sliced my finger open on some limestone just yesterday while swimming in waters that are inhabited by alligators. I showed someone the cut and they asked what that other big scar was on the same finger. Sliced it open while removing an ISA card from a case years ago. The edge of the slot got me real good!

      That guy was cool! gonna miss em!

    40. Re:Thanks Steve by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      Try getting a few CPU pins under the fingernail. Not pleasant.

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    41. Re:Thanks Steve by malsdavis · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Really, sneaking a nature show into a stunt show is what he did, and it's really sad that the odds caught up with him."

      The irony of it all is that he wasn't killed by one of the deadly animals he often encountered. Stingrays are not normally considered dangerous, they are extremely passive and gentle creatures, their sting is purely for self-defense.

      In fact, according to the http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5311 298.stmBBC, he is the first person in Australia to die from a Sting-ray since 1945!

      Truely, this is a tragic freak accident. I just hope all his conservation work (which was REAL conservation work not just for show) can be kept going.

    42. Re:Thanks Steve by Cicero382 · · Score: 1

      I also like Attenborough's presentations - and I liked Steve's. They're like chalk and cheese and you can't *really* compare the two.

      Many was the time my wife and I called to the other "Hey, it's that looney Aussie on the telly!" Good fun and educational, too.

      Of course his death is not that significant in the greater scheme of things, but then, neither was my Grandmother's. I still miss her.

      In a not totally insignificant way, I'll miss him, too.

    43. Re:Thanks Steve by el_womble · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was once blown across the room whilst I was fixing an old and dusty PSU. I accidently touch the case and one of the bigger caps at the same time whilst the thing was still plugged in.

      Thats the sort of mistake you only make twice, maybe three times. Four and you're clearly an addict.

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    44. Re:Thanks Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      yep. i'd swear its prob. like working with paper. The finely cut edges of a those silocony things have often cut me. It's almost always network cards or graphics cards or something whose edges have sliced me. I've never been cut by cd drives, hd's or snything else though. Its the material..

    45. Re:Thanks Steve by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      My heart goes out to his family.

      Which is more than you can say for his.

    46. Re:Thanks Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the record, I'm English and I wasn't in the least upset when Di died. The whole thing could have been summed up as follows "drunk driver hits concrete column at 120mph, 3 dead". As far as celebrity deaths are concerned, the only one that ever really got to me was watching Ayrton Senna die when his suspension failed. A genuine accident, a genuine shock and a genuine loss to the world.

    47. Re:Thanks Steve by Paperkirin · · Score: 1

      Not just PCs, either. Some of the older Macs could take a guy's arm right off!

    48. Re:Thanks Steve by rizole · · Score: 1

      While Steve could have beaten David in a fight, I think David is probably having a little triumphant chuckle to himself as we speak.

    49. Re:Thanks Steve by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      What? You've never suffered from static electric shocks? I prefer working with dangerous marine animals to working with ATI cards.

    50. Re:Thanks Steve by Gryle · · Score: 1

      The Nelson Disclaimer seems appropriate at this moment.

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    51. Re:Thanks Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not an accident, the stingray was trying to kill him.

    52. Re:Thanks Steve by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      It is a well known fact among experts that computers do not function properly until an appropriate amount of blood has been sacrificed in any particular machine's honor. Apparently this is also true of cars and trucks, as well as most mechanical devices. This is why true enthusiasts always build their own machines--this way they can be certain that enough blood has been spilled. With a pre-built machine, there is a chance that no blood was spilled, and you will certainly end up with a dud. Which is, of course, why Dell's are so bad. IBM's, on the other hand, look like they had to have had blood spilled, and are generally much better.

      Apple computers, OTOH, look deceptively mild, but I'm told that each one has a kitten killed over it before shipping.

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      On topic, however, Steve will be greatly missed, and I hope that the world remembers him properly.

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    53. Re:Thanks Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      malsdavis>Truely, this is a tragic freak accident. I just hope all his conservation work (which was REAL conservation work not just for show) can be kept going.

      Not so sure about that. Watch his shows. This guy took risks *all* the time. IMO, the odds did catch up with him. How many people since 1945 have had the balls to cozy up to one of them? I know I wouldn't be one of them.

    54. Re:Thanks Steve by mdhoover · · Score: 1

      Looks like I struck a nerve with a dipshit AC out there :-)

      FWIW, tard, I respect people who are themselves without the airs and pretentions of being better than everbody else, which is a rare commodity especially with those thrust into (or seeking) celebrity.
      As for caricature, you obviously never met the man. He may not have been as overly hyperactive as he was on the box, but he was damned close.

      Next time try pulling your head out of your arse, I am no ocker but was always amused by the disdain wankers like you always held the man in for doing no more than being himself and getting paid arseloads of cash for doing it (as opposed to mortgaging up to the hilt to buy a BMW to sit around Double Bay pretending they are someone they are not).

      It always does feel better for the try-hard urban pretentious wannabe sophisticate to run down the genuine down-to-earth ocker out there, get out of Sydney (you are from Sydney right) and go and meet some of them.

      Ass-hat.

    55. Re:Thanks Steve by scaryjohn · · Score: 1

      Eh... I figure if Sir David had been the star of a weekly cable show in his 30's and 40's he'd have been just as wild and crazy... "This is perhaps the only time that you will ever see a sloth in a hurry."

      And if Steve had made it into his 60's he probably would have mellowed out. *sniff*

      I like 'em both.

      It'll be interesting to see if the former will have anything to say.

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    56. Re:Thanks Steve by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

      Then I take it you never tried doing something like... changing the video card in your computer with the power running while soaking your feet in a pool of water.

    57. Re:Thanks Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe its a message we need to get nature before it gets us. NUKE NATURE NOW!

    58. Re:Thanks Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. He helped people appreciate the environment and animals. Each person who recycles instead of throwing cans and newspapers away is one more person doing something to help this planet. And many more people are taking steps to help. The little steps do add up. For all the humanitarian work Lennon did, Steve matched him in work for the environment and animals. His death is indeed signifigant.

    59. Re:Thanks Steve by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      120km/h more like ;).

      You UKians and your daft, archaic measures. When are you going to switch? (Ireland switched speed limits and posted signs the other year from mph kph).

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    60. Re:Thanks Steve by Nivoset · · Score: 1

      He wasn't stupid though, he knew what he was doing. and he joked about it to help others be a bit more relaxed. If he didn't know, or was stupid, he would have died way before he got his own show.

      Its just what his life was, and more than likely some animal got his father too, i dont know for sure, but then who knows, his kids might get into the very same thing.

      or like a bad Captain planet episode, they will become the toxic bad guys... but i seriosly doubt that.

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    61. Re:Thanks Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll say... thin out their numbers !!!!

    62. Re:Thanks Steve by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      "Wow, what's with all this rust?"
      "Oh wait, that's my blood..."

    63. Re:Thanks Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Anyone who has worked elbow deep in an old computer case (the ones without rolled edges) will know what I'm talking about.

      I've got a row of scars on my knee each exactly a tenth of an inch apart. You think you're risking less by pulling the MB out of the case to work on it, but it's more than just the cases that bite.
    64. Re:Thanks Steve by mqduck · · Score: 1

      "Hate comes from fear. Fear comes from weakness."

      Suffering comes from hate?

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    65. Re:Thanks Steve by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Luckily computer parts don't have sharp claws.

      Don't kid yourself. Fans are getting larger. Even an 80mm fan can leave a nice gash if you get "bitten" by it. And the 120mm fans, which are getting popular, are twice as heavy, powerful, etc.

      I'm not sure if cases are getting more or less dangerous... The metal is getting thinner (sharper) but it's more commonly getting crimped/rolled at the edges. All in all, it's probably a wash.

      And let's not forget the obligatory Penny Arcade link:

      http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2000/08/09
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    66. Re:Thanks Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, right on man. I'm from Colorado, in the states, and that attitude is way too common hereabouts, too. The yuppie crowd here think our local cowboys are cringeworthy, too, with their battered pickups and worn out clothes. Some of the best guys I know are unprentious and down to to earth-- and some of the most useless are the pansy, coiffed, superficial imports from California and back east.

      The funny thing is that your chardonney-sipping prentious brigade is that they want to be just like the Californians who will always regard them as odd folks from down under, the same way they regard me and my fellow Coloradans as eccentric rednecks with nice ski areas.

      Well, I'm a cowboy, and a liberal, and I did indeed pass the eighth grade. And, in my book, Steve Irwin was a great ambassador for Austrailia, someone who presented the wonderful wildness of the place. There aren't many wild places in the world anymore, due to the encroachment of the yuppies. I'm glad I got to see the Austrailian wilds, if only through my TV, before your Sydney folk pave it all over for their RVs and family holidays filled with video games and pounding music.

    67. Re:Thanks Steve by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      My "favorite" were the pre-ATX power supplies with full AC line voltage running through the power switch mounted at the front of the case. Sometimes the switch terminals were incompletely insulated, and brushing up against them would send your hand flying into something, usually whatever was sharpest. That only had to happen to me a couple of times before I got in the habit of always unplugging all power cables before any hardware surgery. Electricity can be a powerful teaching tool.

    68. Re:Thanks Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It always does feel better for the try-hard urban pretentious wannabe sophisticate to run down the genuine down-to-earth ocker out there, get out of Sydney (you are from Sydney right) and go and meet some of them."

      Hey fuck-knuckle, original AC here. Never lived in Sydney, have lived for years in Far North Queensland and outback South Australia. When you're finished unloading your insecurities on me, maybe you can tell me exactly what Saint Steve has actually done to deserve this bizzarre hagiography?

      I would lay very good odds that you're an office-dwelling suburbanite with a rose-coloured and ill-informed fantasy of what real genuine 'down-to-earth' ockers are actually like.

      And be honest, did you even give a shit about this dude until a bunch of Americans decided he was wonderful?

    69. Re:Thanks Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leaving nature alone is a little bit difficult... considering we're a part of it and all.

      I think the message his death sends is "dont run up to poisonous, sharp or otherwise dangerous wildlife and proceed to grab them by the throat and tail then maybe pick them up 3-4 feet in the air they dont like it, they will sting/bite/scratch your bitchass"

      As the stingray has proven "hey human thing, ive seen your shows.. dont even bother trying to catch me or ill stab you"

      And no, i wouldnt call dieing how you lived as "fortunate" i think my plan of immortality works far better. Infact, steve helped me out there!

      Rule of immortality number 2453: Dont fuck with stingrays, they will bust your ass up

    70. Re:Thanks Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always preferred Sir David Attenborough.

      [Queue long shot of a beach, on a moonlight night, with a strong wind blowing up it.]

      "And here we are."
      [pause]
      "Looking down a long beach."
      [pause]
      "On a moonlight night."
      [pause]
      "Wind blows gusts of sand, and..."
      [pause]
      "branches about."
      [pause] ......

    71. Re:Thanks Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      check out: http://www.allaboutspace.com/explorers/page/s/smit h.shtml

      I remember hearing that John Smith was almost killed by a stingray from someone but I never really looked into it until now.

    72. Re:Thanks Steve by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

      They're like chalk and cheese and you can't *really* compare the two.

      Chalk tastes better.

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    73. Re:Thanks Steve by frickendevil · · Score: 1

      Someone died near Mission Beach (200kms south of the port douglas incident (steve)) about 5 years ago. She had an allergic reaction to the venom however and wasnt punctured directly in the heart. I always saw the barefoot bushman as more australian then steve, but steve was more popular because of his kookyness.

    74. Re:Thanks Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doh, stringrays are relatives of sharks, and as such, just as likely to have friggin' laser beams on their heads. What the hell were you thinking?

  5. Freak? by geoff+lane · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    As a serial animal botherer, it was bound to happen eventually.

  6. Crikey! by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 0, Redundant

    nuttin else, just that.

    Crikey!

    1. Re:Crikey! by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      At last report, the barb hit him square in the heart. Real X-Files kinda odds. Regardless of the poison, he would have died from the injury. Oh, wait, he did. Call Mulder and Scully.

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  7. Freak Accident? by irving47 · · Score: 1

    Oh come on... That's like saying it was unusual or surprising that John Candy died of a heart attack.
    I don't mean to diminish him or be mean... I liked him... /I'm out five bucks. I had "cobra mishap." "croc attack" wasn't even money. //I kid, I kid. Sorry. I liked him. Really. ///oops. this isn't fark, is it?

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    1. Re:Freak Accident? by Archades54 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      it's VERY unlucky to be stung and die from a stingray, they don't actively defend themselves, so it most likely just swam past and accidentally flicked him.

      i live 200km South of where it happened, makes me realize how much caution you need around the wildlife of the sea.

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    2. Re:Freak Accident? by linguizic · · Score: 1

      I think the freak accident was that somehow the barb got lodged in his chest. I've been around stingrays enough to know how easy it is to step on one, but for the life of me I can't figure out how to get one to stab you in the chest.

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    3. Re:Freak Accident? by jonnythan · · Score: 1

      Getting a stingray barb *through the chest* is no accident.

      This wasn't a sting. This was a penetration wound from a barb (these things are like sharp knives and can be up to a foot long).

      Stingrays actively defend themselves by stabbing with their barbs.

    4. Re:Freak Accident? by NoCorR · · Score: 1

      Slashies are your friend!

      //slash slash

    5. Re:Freak Accident? by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia disagrees

      "Dasyatids do not attack aggressively, or even actively defend themselves. When threatened their primary reaction is to swim away. However, when they are attacked by predators or stepped on, the barbed stinger in their tail is mechanically whipped up. This attack is normally ineffective against their main predator, sharks. Humans are usually stung in the foot; it is also possible, although less likely, to be stung "accidentally" by brushing against the stinger."

    6. Re:Freak Accident? by lendude · · Score: 1
      My guess from seeing his unorthodox animal handling practices from his many TV shows is that he encroached a bit too close to the ray from above, coralled it beween himself and the sea bed, invoking a startle movement response from the creature which lead to contact on his chest and the automatic deployment of the stinger at an inopportune time. Can't find the reference, but I believe I read of a case in South Australia of a diver inadvertantly disturbing a ray in a similar way and suffering a (non-fatal) wound to the abdomen.


      Or, perhaps less likely but still possible, is that he hugged the creature: he certainly wasn't shy of putting himself in situations which came across as risky?

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    7. Re:Freak Accident? by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      I can't figure out how to get one to stab you in the chest.

      Trying to grab the stingray?

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  8. Didn't see that coming by linguizic · · Score: 3, Funny

    I always thought he would die of cancer, or heart attack at age 90. Who knew that chasing wild animals to pin them down could be so dangerous?

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    1. Re:Didn't see that coming by AngelshadowX · · Score: 1

      A lot of the people I have seen today always thought a croc would get him. Seems it happened during a shot off the Barrier Reef, a new documentry he was doing. He will be missed by a lot of people.

  9. Noo by FlipmodeBG · · Score: 0, Troll

    Noo, noooo... F*cking sting-rays!

  10. incredible by jigjigga · · Score: 0

    When I first read this on the interweb i thought it was a joke, i mean come on we have all joked about the guy being crazy and one day a croc would get em... Now that it has happened it is hard to do so anymore. Barb through the heart, that is brutal. RIP steve.

  11. Crikey!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, now that I think of it, no more 'Crickey'

  12. why did it kill him? by ftsf · · Score: 5, Interesting
    from wikipedia:
    Dasyatids do not attack aggressively, or even actively defend themselves. When threatened their primary reaction is to swim away. However, when they are attacked by predators or stepped on, the barbed stinger in their tail is mechanically whipped up, usually into the offending foot; it is also possible, although less likely, to be stung "accidentally" by brushing against the stinger.
    what did he do to cause a stingray to kill him? TFA says it was a freak accident. but was it really? what were the stingray's intentions?
    1. Re:why did it kill him? by momomao · · Score: 1

      Even more oddly, Yahoo's article states that Steve died frmo the barb penetrating his heart...WTF? I can understand brushing against or accidentally stepping on the barb, but how did it impale him?

    2. Re:why did it kill him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing he may have fallen forward onto it, and the ray reflexively spiked him. Stingrays like to hang out in shallow water, and it's easy to slip :(

    3. Re:why did it kill him? by TheDugong · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What do you reckon? I would bet serious money on him doing the usual lets annoy a wild animal so I can look cool and have my own TV channels. But guess what, humans cannot move anywhere near as fast as fish underwater. I am a pretty experienced scuba diver and have seen more stingrays than I can remember. I have been slammed by a big (~2M disc diameter) stingray in an aquarium (a mate sneaked some frozen fish into my pocket :) ), it was absolutely hilarious, far from scary. They are simply not agressive. They filter sand for little crustacean and fish fodder. You would have to seriously provoke them for them to do more than just swim away. I wonder if the film footage (there is bound to be some) will ever surface.

    4. Re:why did it kill him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sting-rays are pretty dangerous.. I had a friend get stung by one a couple weeks ago while surfing (San Diego).

      When you're walking in the water where sting-rays are, you're supposed to shuffle your feet instead of picking them up, as they're only violent when you step on them... but once you anger one, you basically have to hope it tries to barb your leg instead of your chest. Their stinger can be very long, and it's sharp (duh), so if it hits you in a bad place.. =/

    5. Re:why did it kill him? by Minstrel+Boy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sting rays can be big critters, and when they whip that tail the barb goes where it goes. Friend of the family took one through the knee decades ago - that's through the knee JOINT, from posterior lower to anterior upper leg. Three months in the hospital (infection) and never walked thereafter without a limp. People who work in/around the shallows are much more afraid of sting rays than shark attack - when you've got an eight-inch spike through you, it doesn't help much to say it was "inadvertent" rather than "intentional".

      On the bright side, Terri's now available! ;)

      KeS

    6. Re:why did it kill him? by Americano · · Score: 5, Informative
      IANASE (... not a stingray expert), but according to this article:

      Stingrays are generally non-aggressive and intelligent creatures. They have been called the "pussycat of the sea," and devotees of diving programs on educational TV are often treated to images of scuba divers hitching a ride with some of the larger forms. This is a precarious activity at best, however, since the stingray's spine is in a perfect position to inflict injury to a human pressed against their dorsum. And if frightened, roughly handled, or captured, they react quickly by using their tail to place the sting in close contact with the object of their discomfort. Stingrays cannot raise or lower their stings voluntarily. The wound they inflict comes from the arching forward flick of their muscular tail. Envenomation occurs when the tip of the spine penetrates the ray's integumentary sheath and lacerates the skin of the victim simultaneously.

      Human injuries also occur during stingray capture, when people attempt to haul them into a boat. Another common scenario is for the victim, wading in shallow water, to accidentally step on a stingray buried just beneath the sand. In these instances, the ray flicks up its tail, usually lacerating the leg. Contrary to popular "nature documentaries," it is extremely hazardous to swim directly over, or in close proximity to, a stingray. A flick of the tail is apt to pierce a person's body, and a serious, even potentially fatal, situation is in the offing.

      The same article goes on to say:

      Stingray injury has two aspects: 1) immediate physical trauma from the powerful penetrating action of the spine, and 2) envenomation at the site of the wound with the contents of the ray's integumentary sheath. Although venom is not always deposited during a "sting incident," these two insults often work in dangerous synchrony.

      Most traumatic injuries inflicted by rays occur to the lower limbs of bathers and boaters, and to the hands and arms of fisherman, hobbyists and other handlers. If a major blood vessel is lacerated, hemorrhage can occur and could even be fatal. There is at least one case in the literature of a victim whose femoral artery was pierced by the spine of a stingray; the victim bled to death. In about 5% of such injuries, the spine is broken off and remains in the wound, especially when the fish is pulled off the victim. Penetration of any part of the trunk (chest, abdomen, groin) is a serious medical emergency. Introduction of the ray's necrotizing venom directly into the body cavity of a person has been known to cause insidious necrotizing effects on the heart and other internal organs, and death is often inevitable.
    7. Re:why did it kill him? by phulegart · · Score: 1

      he might have been swimming up behind it, with a fiml crew... while he was narrating about it's coloration or camoflague abilities, if we approached the torso with his head, that would put his chest well within a whip of that tail to the side. Possibly even straight up, if he was swimming directly over one, and it did the "speared foot" maneuver.

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    8. Re:why did it kill him? by suv4x4 · · Score: 2, Funny

      what did he do to cause a stingray to kill him? TFA says it was a freak accident. but was it really? what were the stingray's intentions?

      I know it's not appropriate to say but, maybe he was trying to jam 'is thumb up its butt'ole.

    9. Re:why did it kill him? by timeOday · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Stingrays are generally non-aggressive and intelligent creatures. They have been called the "pussycat of the sea,"
      Yeah, but that's always the official line on animals. No matter how many surfers are eaten by sharks in a year, every single news report of an attack will always say how unusual it is, and how sharks normally don't attack people.

      On the other hand, since it was Stever Irwin, it's easy to imagine he was trying to horse around with them. I don't see why that makes people vindictive though. When Dale Earnhart died, I didn't hear anybody say "Ha! Only a fool would drive in Nascar!" We all choose to take some chances, and my guess (just a guess) is that if there had been 100,000 Stever Irwins, more would have died in traffic accidents than due to animals.

    10. Re:why did it kill him? by jamesh · · Score: 3, Funny
      On the bright side, Terri's now available! ;)


      Better wait till she hears the news first. Last I heard she was wandering around Tasmania and hadn't been notified yet. Hope she doesn't read slashdot. Hope the kids don't read slashdot.
    11. Re:why did it kill him? by Scaba · · Score: 1

      Whatever the case, it inspired me to name my next band "Steve and the Stingrays."

    12. Re:why did it kill him? by ZzzzSleep · · Score: 3, Informative
      According to http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2006/09/04/11572 22051494.html
      Tasmania Police this afternoon confirmed Mr Irwin's American-born wife Terri was travelling in Tasmania, where she is reported to be trekking on Cradle Mountain.

      A spokeswoman said police had made contact with Mrs Irwin and "passed on a message relating to the death of her husband".
    13. Re:why did it kill him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      On the bright side, Terri's now available! ;)


      You're an asshat.
    14. Re:why did it kill him? by Duds · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When Dale Earnhart died, I didn't hear anybody say "Ha! Only a fool would drive in Nascar!"

      You didn't?

      Plus Dale Snr wore an open faced helmet simply because he was too arrogant to wear a proper one like everyone else. PLENTY of people had a go at that after he died, although as I understand it, in that specific case it wouldn't have made huge difference.

    15. Re:why did it kill him? by DrXym · · Score: 1

      By freak accident, I reckon he swum above one, touched it as it went underneath and then bam, he got a stinger in the chest. Not so much a freak accident as a lesson in what happens if you touch a stringray in just the right place to trigger its automatic defence mechanism.

    16. Re:why did it kill him? by 8ball629 · · Score: 1

      Those last 2 sentences kind of sum it all up.

    17. Re:why did it kill him? by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Hope she doesn't read slashdot.

      No women read Slashdot.

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    18. Re:why did it kill him? by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Dale Snr wore an open faced helmet simply because he was too arrogant to wear a proper one like everyone else

      I wear an open faced helmet when I ride my Vespa because I am claustrophobic. I think it is a valid reason and I realize I am taking an increased risk because of it. Possibly Mr. Earnhart had a reason behind choosing his gear other than "arrogance".

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    19. Re:why did it kill him? by tompee · · Score: 1
      Like you say, they are very hard to provoke. Many of the posts here describe how this is a mechanical reaction on behalf of the stingray, not a conscious decision to attack. From what I can gather (from a few news articles I've read), he didn't provoke it. He swam over the top of it and triggered the reaction. From http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200609/s17326 63.htm
      John Stainton says the fatal incident was unprovoked. He says the wildlife expert and a cameraman were snorkelling across Batt Reef in shallow water at about 11:00 am AEST. Mr Stainton says the cameraman was initially unaware of the fatal sting. "He [Irwin] just swum over the top of the ray and the barb came up and hit him," he said. "The cameraman said at the time he didn't even know that it had hit him [Irwin] and then he saw blood in the water."
    20. Re:why did it kill him? by Duds · · Score: 1

      I don't believe your vespa does 200mph within 1ft of 42 other vespas.

      Don't take arrogance as being a bad thing, arrogance that death does not apply to you is a vital part of the makeup of any remotely decent racing driver.

    21. Re:why did it kill him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it's so nice to have someone like yourself who's only interaction with wild creatures is through the big glowy box in front of you.

      So someones opinion of a topic that they know nothing about versus the opinion of someone who interacts with these creatures on a regular(ish) basis.

      And the armchair expert is of course right (as they always are).

      So how many stringrays have you swam/interacted with ?

      And while I'm at it I'll rush judgement as well, they are a placid creature which will not attack unless forced too.

      Yes, it's sad that he's dead but if you look at the odds it was bound to happen.

    22. Re:why did it kill him? by LordLucless · · Score: 5, Informative

      From what they've said on the TV here, it sounds like they were filming the stingray. Cameraman to the front, and Irwin over the top; the ray felt cornered and trapped, and reacted defensively.

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    23. Re:why did it kill him? by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 3, Informative

      Plus Dale Snr wore an open faced helmet simply because he was too arrogant to wear a proper one like everyone else.

      Arrogance had nothing to do with it. There was no rule in NASCAR requiring such a helmet, and Dale Sr. felt it restricted his vision and perception too much -- something that (in his opinion) could actually make driving more dangerous. In any event, a full helmet would have done nothing to save him, as it was his skull detaching from his spine due to rapid deceleration that killed him. A HANS device would have saved him, but that was also an "optional" safety device according to NASCAR rules. The rules have since been changed to make both safety devices mandatory.

      Earnhart had been driving in NASCAR for decades with no full helmet, no HANS device, and 60's-era safety devices we wouldn't put on a minivan today. He'd survived countless violent crashes with such protection. He knew the risks and was comfortable with them, otherwise he wouldn't climb in the car. It wasn't arrogance, it was simply a matter of the odds catching up to him. Even with today's safety enhancements, drivers are killed every now and then. It's a regrettable -- but unavoidable -- part of the sport, but that's no different than other "safe" sports. Christopher Reeve was paralyzed in an equestrian accident, for crying out loud. You simply can't engage in most vigorous sports without at least a minor risk of injury.

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    24. Re:why did it kill him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't believe your vespa does 200mph within 1ft of 42 other vespas.


      This is Slashdot, so don't be too sure that it hasn't been overclocked.
    25. Re:why did it kill him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the news Steve was over top of the animal and he accidentally boxed it in which triggered it's defense.

    26. Re:why did it kill him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And it's so nice to have someone like yourself who's only interaction with wild creatures is through the big glowy box in front of you.
      I fucked your mother, and she was kind of wild for an old whore.

      So someones opinion of a topic that they know nothing about versus the opinion of someone who interacts with these creatures on a regular(ish) basis.

      And the armchair expert is of course right (as they always are).
      No, all indications are that the armchair "expert" was full of shit and that Irwin did not "seriously provoke" the animal.
    27. Re:why did it kill him? by breeder · · Score: 1

      "Stingrays are generally non-aggressive and intelligent creatures."

      Non-aggressive and intelligent on rye bread, and some mayonaise!

    28. Re:why did it kill him? by louisadkins · · Score: 1

      Mr. Irwin died in the equivalent of an underwater car accident.
      According to this link he was actually just in the wrong place at the wrong time. The speculation seems to be that the camara crew and everyone else being in the water likely spooked the stingray, and when it went defensive the 2.5m stingray swung it's barb strait up... into Mr. Irwin. Also, from the article, this is only the 18th such fatality on record worldwide. (17 before=18 now)

    29. Re:why did it kill him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unavoidable? Well, if people were sensitive enough to not like watching cars crash then it probably wouldn't have happened... maybe empathy training in schools or something.

      Not that I'm seriously suggesting that. If someone wants to suicide on tv, I support their choice, so long as I don't have to watch. I'm not so keen on doing it for money in the way many sportsmen (and Irwin) did, as that's potentially exploitative... but what the hell, that's society for you.

    30. Re:why did it kill him? by Adam9 · · Score: 1

      According to this article, you're right.

      Mr Cropp said the stingray was spooked and went into defensive mood.

      "It probably felt threatened because Steve was alongside and there was the cameraman ahead, and it felt there was danger and it baulked.

      "It stopped and went into a defensive mode and swung its tail with the spike.

      "Steve unfortunately was in a bad position and copped it.

      "I have had that happen to me, and I can visualise it - when a ray goes into defensive, you get out of the way.

      "Steve was so close he could not get away, so if you can imagine it - being right beside the ray and it swinging its spine upwards from underneath Steve - and it hit him.

    31. Re:why did it kill him? by evilviper · · Score: 1
      TFA says it was a freak accident. but was it really?

      Yes. When there's been perhaps 3 deaths from a certain method, you can safely call it a freak accident.

      what were the stingray's intentions?

      Clearly the stingray had seen Steve on TV before, and was going over to him to get an autograph...

      WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S INTENTIONS WERE? Steve was within striking distance, and somehow the (usually passive) stingray felt threatened. Of course, I Am Not A Stingray Psychologist.
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    32. Re:why did it kill him? by Yonder+Way · · Score: 1

      Give it some time for the facts to come out. He just died this morning, and there had to be at least two cameras covering the event since he was filming a documentary when it happened. Interaction with a stingray is certainly something that would have had the cameras rolling.

      We may not get to see the footage, but I'm sure the right people are going to get their hands on it and have a look to see what went so dreadfully wrong.

    33. Re:why did it kill him? by breeder · · Score: 1

      Sorry, obligatory South Park reference...

    34. Re:why did it kill him? by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      But we still need a way to blame this on George Bush.... This is Slashdot!

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    35. Re:why did it kill him? by hey! · · Score: 1

      No matter how many surfers are eaten by sharks in a year,

      Given that the average number of shark related death, world wide, rounded to the nearest integer is zero, I'd say that cases of sharks eating people can justifiably be called "rare". You are much more likely to be killed by lightning, or an errant bar of soap in the shower.

      A friend of mine who is a scientific diver says that most shark attacks are a case of mistaken identity. From underneath, a surfer (or a diver even more so) looks a bit like a seal. The shark takes a bite, expecting a nice juicy seal, then spits you out 'cause you taste like shit. The results are ugly, but usually not fatal.

      If you want the deadliest animal on earth, that would have to be the mosquito. Mosquito borne illnesses literally kill millions of people every year.

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    36. Re:why did it kill him? by phulegart · · Score: 1
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    37. Re:why did it kill him? by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      I suspect this "stingray" was either paid off by the crocs or a complete croc fabrication. I no more believe this was "just an accident" than I believe that Al-Quaida took down the towers.

      Think about it. Has anyone actually SEEN this supposed "stingray" in person?

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    38. Re:why did it kill him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the ABC ( http://www.abc.net.au/farnorth/stories/s1733040.ht m?backyard ), this is not the case.

      Info is still sketchy but it doesn't seem like he was provoking it.

    39. Re:why did it kill him? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you could find a face that is transparent enough that you won't be able to notice it. Especially with the resources of Dale Earnhart.

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    40. Re:why did it kill him? by frickendevil · · Score: 1

      According to the initial police report, Steve did nothing to provoke the stingray. Camera man had bumped into it, but even that doesnt normally cause them to attack. Its like tripping over, the concrete path didnt intentionally mean to smack you in the face.

  13. Just goes to prove what geeks have always known by east+coast · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's best to admire nature from afar... like on TV. People think we're just lazy fat hermits but you don't see us getting ate by bears!

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    1. Re:Just goes to prove what geeks have always known by The+Mathinator · · Score: 1

      Er, but in order for you to watch in on TV, someone needs to film it first, no?

    2. Re:Just goes to prove what geeks have always known by torvince · · Score: 1

      Have a look at the sucker :
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Blue_spotted_st ingray.jpg
      I mean, you wouldnt even THINK of grabbing it, would you?
      He probly did.
      Ill always remember when he was holding, like a 8 foot, black mamba by the tail...
      that was crazy.
      Farewell Steve.

    3. Re:Just goes to prove what geeks have always known by studog-slashdot · · Score: 1
      It's best to admire nature from afar... like on TV. People think we're just lazy fat hermits but you don't see us getting ate by bears!

      I think that part of the purpose of his shows were to show us that nature/wild animals aren't nearly as dangerous as most of us assume. This brings us closer to nature, which means more empathy, which means more caring and conservation.

      Here's a Crikey! to you Steve.

      ...Stu

    4. Re:Just goes to prove what geeks have always known by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It's best to admire nature from afar... like on TV. People think we're just lazy fat hermits but you don't see us getting ate by bears!

      You know, this is off-topic, but earlier I saw a showing of Mike Judge's new film "Idiocracy". The premise of the film is that, without predators to stop such things, the stupid breed the intelligent out of existence. Entertainment or prophecy?

  14. News.com or News.com.au by akeyes · · Score: 1, Informative
    News.com is reporting that

    Should be News.com.au

    1. Re:News.com or News.com.au by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      News.com is the name of the organization.

      Their American site is News.com.com - yes, two .coms, as is quite often mockingly noted.

      News.com.au is the Australian site for News.com.

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    2. Re:News.com or News.com.au by Wild+Wizard · · Score: 1

      News.com.au is the Australian site for News.com

      Er no it's not

      news.com.com is http://www.cnetnetworks.com/
      news.com.au is http://www.newscorp.com/

  15. Is he the crazy guy that screws with crocs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is he that crazy ausie that screws with the crocs? Like using a lawnmower to keep one away?

    1. Re:Is he the crazy guy that screws with crocs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actualy he used the lawn mower to, gasp, mow the grass. It just happened to be grass inside a croc's enclosure.

  16. Which one done it? by Skiron · · Score: 2

    Was it Troy Tempest, Phones, or even Marina??

    1. Re:Which one done it? by cheese-cube · · Score: 1

      For those that are wondering he is making a joke about the Stingray TV series. I loved that show back in the day.

  17. Steve Irwin dead at 44 by Clockwurk · · Score: 1, Funny

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - veternarian/croc hunter Steve Irwin was found dead in his Queensland home this morning. There were not any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you did not enjoy his work, there is no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an Australian icon.

    1. Re:Steve Irwin dead at 44 by downunda_wookiee · · Score: 1

      I just heard some sad news on talk radio - veternarian/croc hunter Steve Irwin was found dead in his Queensland home this morning. There were not any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you did not enjoy his work, there is no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an Australian icon.

      RTFM. He was killed in the water by a sting ray... unless he had a sting ray in his waterbed??

    2. Re:Steve Irwin dead at 44 by ekhben · · Score: 1

      RTFM. He was killed in the water by a sting ray... unless he had a sting ray in his waterbed??

      What sort of 'documentary' was he producing, exactly? I thought it was Rex Hunt who had that sort of reputation!?

    3. Re:Steve Irwin dead at 44 by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 1

      For those not in the know - Rex Hunt is a TV fishing presenter whose 'tag' was kissing fish he caught before throwing them back.

      There have been less savoury interpretations of his actions and he has been in the news lately for off-screen activities.

      In short, mod the parent up - it's funny.

    4. Re:Steve Irwin dead at 44 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you newbie :)

      This is a variation of the "Stephen King" troll/joke - a very well-known troll that is now actually funny (though in poor taste).
      If you are missing some other well-known Slashdot jokes such as 'All your base', Natalie Portman and hot grits, 1.2.3.Profit, In Soviet Russia etc. you can find them on Wikipedia.

      (BTW, don't feel too bad - I've been caught out replying seriously to the troll about Macs taking forever to copy, and the one about the record store owner who is going out of business due to music piracy ;)

    5. Re:Steve Irwin dead at 44 by njord · · Score: 1

      I'm a little confused as to why you decided to post a reply to an article that repeats the headline with incorrect information.

      It is sad, though. I think he was a good guy; at the very least his approach was better than the Marlin Perkins "let's drug a bunch of animals and chase them in a helicopter" one.

      As an aside, what's the deal with all of Australia's major cultural exports being guys with with the word "Crocodile" in their name?

    6. Re:Steve Irwin dead at 44 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm a little confused as to why you decided to post a reply to an article that repeats the headline with incorrect information.


      It is a troll, see here:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slashdot_trolling_phe nomena#Stephen_King_is_dead
    7. Re:Steve Irwin dead at 44 by Yehooti · · Score: 1

      It's fair to assume he's now enjoying the company of Rodney William Ansell, as they recount tails of when things weren't so complicanted.

      Sorry to see you go, Steve.

    8. Re:Steve Irwin dead at 44 by lancelet · · Score: 1

      Since when was he a veterinarian...?

    9. Re:Steve Irwin dead at 44 by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Have you seen Marlin Perkins black and white stuff?

      It makes me proud that we have advanced to the point where that stuff is considered wrong.

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    10. Re:Steve Irwin dead at 44 by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      It's an old Slashdot joke.

      Yes, it's completely unfunny and endemic of atrocious Slashdot geek humor that only 10 other people find hilarious.

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    11. Re:Steve Irwin dead at 44 by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      I think that if the store owner one is real his downfall is not due to piracy but due to the fact that he sold Christian rock :P
      Although I've made quite a few responses to the Quake 3 troll in my time.

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  18. A real shame by Centurix · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I only live 30 minutes from his Australia Zoo at Beerwah and have watched him perform the croc stuff a couple of times and it was very entertaining.

    I remember trying to take a photograph of my kid at the petting zoo while his kid was in there and I was politely asked not to. Mind you, it was just after the whole 'dangling the baby in front of the baby eating crocodile' incident, I can understand the paranoia at the time.

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  19. R.I.P. by psykocrime · · Score: 1

    Rest In Peace Steve.

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    1. Re:R.I.P. by Punboy · · Score: 1

      My condolences to his wife and kids, as well as those closest to him. This is a sad day for nature lovers everywhere, and his fans will miss him greatly.

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    2. Re:R.I.P. by hondamankev · · Score: 0, Troll

      This man will be missed even by the ignorant people who crack jokes about his death. He has done so much for so many, and loved every minute of his life. There are some people that this world really is better off WITH. Steve was one of them.

    3. Re:R.I.P. by linguizic · · Score: 1

      I dare someone to mod parent down!

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    4. Re:R.I.P. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Rest In Peace Steve."

      It really should be rest in pieces - he requested that his body be disposed of as a burial in the jungle to be part of the 'circle of life'.

  20. R.I.P. Steve. by ColaMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Poor old Steve - but at least went out was doing what he loved, as opposed to getting hit by a bus or something.
    I met him briefly once or twice - he was a friend of a friend - and while he used to ham it up for the cameras, he was a nice guy and very passionate about wildlife.

    *sigh*

    He will be missed.

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    1. Re:R.I.P. Steve. by HappyEngineer · · Score: 4, Funny

      This reminds me of the death of Douglas Adams. He was a funny writer and he died while exercising. Truly ironic. If one has to die then it's nice that the death be apropos to the type of person you are.

      If I die an early death, I hope it's due to a meteorite hitting me while sitting at my computer.

    2. Re:R.I.P. Steve. by bataras · · Score: 1

      maybe if he loved what he did less than his kids he'd still be with them.

    3. Re:R.I.P. Steve. by JanneM · · Score: 1

      Poor old Steve - but at least went out was doing what he loved,...

      What, sticking his thumb up things?

      I have to agree with what some other posters here have stated: he made a stunt show thinly guised as a documentary.

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    4. Re:R.I.P. Steve. by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      maybe if he loved what he did less than his kids he'd still be with them
      A little troll-ish there. You could say the same for any high-rise construction worker that liked their job. For all you and I know, that was his one great ability in his life, and he sucked at more mundane things, like flipping burgers.

      Maybe if he loved what he did less than his kids he'd still be there.
      Or maybe then he'd be a bitter child-abusing alcoholic, having been unable to follow his dreams.
      Or maybe he would have been hit by a bus crossing the road during the commute to his low-paying office job in the city.

      You make sacrifices for your children and I'm sure Steve made plenty. He had a job that - while risky - he loved and it paid well enough for his kids. While he's not able to be there for them now, his estate alone (and no doubt about it, some serious life insurance - Steve knew the risks) would ensure that his wife and kids are well looked after.

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    5. Re:R.I.P. Steve. by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      What, sticking his thumb up things?
      **Shrugs** Who am I to comment on the type of things someone liked and disliked? He didn't really try stick his thumb up everything he came across, you know. Just a few crocs - that's nutthin compared to what some sickos like :-P

      And a man who can get away with all his extremities intact after sticking a thumb up a croc has to get at least a little respect.

      he made a stunt show thinly guised as a documentary.

      All artistic or directing ability aside, he really liked doing those shows. But he helped raise awareness of a lot of environmental issues, even if it was a stunt show.

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    6. Re:R.I.P. Steve. by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      Why do you think he loved his kids less? Do you know him?

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    7. Re:R.I.P. Steve. by bataras · · Score: 1

      I actually meant to say if he loved what he did less and his kids more. Meaning step back a little. Remember those little faces. And don't be as fearless as you were 10 years ago. I have 4 kids and find myself doing even routine stuff in a safer way, like driving. There are ways for wild souls to settle down some when they have kids without giving up what they do. I suspect he didn't. And I bet he was out there swimming around sting rays, tried to do another fool thing maybe grabbed a ray or something thinking he could dodge the stinger or it wouldn't sting if he touched it a certain way, and wouldn't you know it got stuck dead in the chest and killed by a goddamn fish. In any case and maybe this is the crux for me and my childful self, when I saw him with the baby and that crock, that kicked him down a few notches for me.

    8. Re:R.I.P. Steve. by Gleng · · Score: 3, Funny
      he died while exercising

      At least he had his towel with him when he died.

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    9. Re:R.I.P. Steve. by squoozer · · Score: 1

      Hey I want to go by getting hit by a meteorite as well. AFAIK there is no record of a human ever being killed by a meteorite.

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    10. Re:R.I.P. Steve. by thegnu · · Score: 1

      If I die an early death, I hope it's due to a meteorite hitting me while sitting at my computer.

      I'm praying for you. ;-)

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  21. Fastest Travellling News by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is the fastest I've ever seen news hit the front page on slashdot.

    In fact since this news broke an hour ago I've received 1 phone call, 4 SMS's and 6 e-mails about it. A coworker came running to tell me about it and 88+ news items about it have appeared so far on Google News. Just goes to show that people really care about Steve Irwin.

    With that kind of influence it makes you wonder what he might have achieved if he hadn't died.

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    1. Re:Fastest Travellling News by linguizic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not so sure the speed of this news item travelling shows how much people cared for him. I think it's more indicative of how interested we all have been for years about how he was going to meet his end.

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    2. Re:Fastest Travellling News by MrCreosote · · Score: 1

      Try and remember what you were doing when you heard the news, so you can answer the inevitable question in years to come.

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    3. Re:Fastest Travellling News by HillBilly · · Score: 2

      Love him or hate him. Steve was a good guy doing what he loved and will be remembered that way.

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    4. Re:Fastest Travellling News by Jrabbit05 · · Score: 1

      Steve will be sorely missed. I think thats the just of this really.

    5. Re:Fastest Travellling News by kylemonger · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I saw the news posted over on Digital Photography Review of all places.

    6. Re:Fastest Travellling News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gist!

    7. Re:Fastest Travellling News by GrumpySimon · · Score: 2, Funny

      huh, so that explains the fascination with Paris Hilton...

    8. Re:Fastest Travellling News by Wild+Wizard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is the fastest I've ever seen news hit the front page on slashdot

      What?

      He was killed approximately 11am localtime
      First posted to www.whirlpool.net.au ItN forum at 1:52pm (Radio in FNQ is the orginal source)
      Major Local news sites pick the story up from around 2:10pm onwards
      Wikipedia picks the story up about 5 minutes later
      Major Local news sites go down
      Major Local news sites come back up
      First posted to /. at 3:37pm /. is pretty slow considering

    9. Re:Fastest Travellling News by byolinux · · Score: 5, Funny

      In years to come...

      Kid: 'What were you doing when Steve Irwin was killed, dad?'

      Me: 'Reading Slashdot, son.'

      Kid: 'What's Slashdot?'

      Me: 'It was this magical place where all the news stories were posted two or three times each, where some people would charge in without even reading the story at all and we'd all get a chance to score each others posts, though that was a bit of contentious issue.'

      Kid: 'Oh. Kinda like Digg?'

    10. Re:Fastest Travellling News by Pizaz · · Score: 1

      I think if Steve wasn't in the water and tempting fate with dangerous wild beasts, he wouldnt have been the Steve Irwin we all know and love. All the greats die young. We don't love that they die, but when they do go I think we can look back at their life styles and see that for all the reasons that made them wonderful, those same reasons lead to their deaths. Saying such a person was "too this" or "too that" and "it was bound to happen" is to suggest that we wish they were somebody else. Not trying to compare Steve Irwin with the likes of Kennedy, Kurt Cobain, Jimmi Hendrix, Ghandi and Martin Luther King... but am drawing parallels. Perhaps this is twisted logic but, I'm saying these people died because of who they were. Most of us will die and leave little impression on the world because of who we are.

    11. Re:Fastest Travellling News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or its because so many people hated him... seriously he gave australia a bad image

    12. Re:Fastest Travellling News by SaDan · · Score: 1

      I was in ##slackware on freenode when I heard.

    13. Re:Fastest Travellling News by JelloCube27 · · Score: 1

      Looking at featured picture canidates on Wikipedia.

    14. Re:Fastest Travellling News by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      It was flying around WoW General Channel a few hours ago, when it got linked on Drudge. Then it filtered down into Guild channels, I logged for the night when the 5th rotation of explanations started for people just logging into the Guild.

    15. Re:Fastest Travellling News by TheSeer2 · · Score: 1

      We're talking Slashdot here. It's usually days behind when it comes to news.

    16. Re:Fastest Travellling News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      With that kind of influence it makes you wonder what he might have achieved if he hadn't died.


      Honestly I think it's best that he died early and at the top of his game. This event will immortalize him more than his actions in life. Think about how untimely death affected public perception of Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, the Big Bopper, Elvis, Hendrix, Kobain, Jerry Garcia(*), ... Bruce Lee, Brandon Lee, ... Phil Hartman, Chris Farley (*), ... Gene Siskel, ... Lincoln, JFK, MLK, etc.

      If any of these people had lived on, they might have eventually failed at something. But we remember only their greatness and "what might have been" because they died the top of their game.

      (*) who didn't see those heart attacks coming?
    17. Re:Fastest Travellling News by 1arkhaine · · Score: 1

      My problem with that way of thinking is that it virtually implies that the successes of the past were a fluke, and that the person was going to fail sooner or later.

      Why should this be the case? What about people who have brilliant careers to begin with, have a disappointing middle, and then become even more brilliant towards the end of their career? Philip Roth is a good example - he would have left on a very high note, had he died after publishing Portnoy's Complaint. The years after that produced good but not great books. But then, in the 90s, he began publishing masterpieces, books of much greater depth and scope than anything he produced before that.

      Frank Sinatra is another good example. I'm sure we can all think of more.

      Basically, the idea that people dying at the top of their game is somehow good is flawed. Most people don't understand genius, so how can we say it was the top? Couldn't it have been a mere stepping stone to further greatness? Why not assume that? Isn't it better to have that sort of faith in human achievement?

    18. Re:Fastest Travellling News by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Well considering the word 'Digg' wasn't even in your post, and the news was posted in the same 12 hour span... It's some kind of miracle.

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    19. Re:Fastest Travellling News by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

      I must live in a vacuum. I'd honestly never heard of Steve Irwin before today.
      Seems he must have bypassed France altogether.
      Mind you, a lot of things bypass France altogether.

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    20. Re:Fastest Travellling News by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      that's 3:37 pm local time... where you are... I've got it showing as 5:37 am for UK... for slashdot to get it posted within 4 1/2 hours is phenomenal... It was being reported on the morning news in the UK at 6 am... while I was actually reading about it on slashdot with my morning coffee... Steve was probably still cooling down in the morgue...

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    21. Re:Fastest Travellling News by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      With that kind of influence it makes you wonder what he might have achieved if he hadn't died.

      Perhaps it is for the better that the world shall never know the True Horror of his fearsome lizard army.

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    22. Re:Fastest Travellling News by mshiltonj · · Score: 1

      My wife woke me up out of bed to tell me the news.

  22. The world is lessened by Wylfing · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I heard about this a couple of hours ago while talking online on a MUD I used to code for. The first thought I had was that the world was a lesser place without him, just like the world was reduced when Fred Rogers passed. This was a Grade-A human being, and in an odd way very important to me. Let's just say my dog's name is Bindi.

    Good luck, Steve.

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    1. Re:The world is lessened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck? The stupid fucker's already dead, it's a bit late for good luck.

    2. Re:The world is lessened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's just say my dog's name is Bindi.

      So... Bindi is your bitch?

  23. Darwin by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You know that Mister Irwin has already reproduced successfully, right? And that he will leave quite a bit of money to his offspring? I'll lay 10-to-1 odds that his offspring will be more successfull than any of ours. They'll have their father's wealth, outstanding physical health, and at least a shred of his fame.

    1. Re:Darwin by slack-fu · · Score: 1

      I agree that he did make a lot of money, but most of it went right back into protecting animals and the like. Nonetheless his kids will be well taken care of anyway i think.

    2. Re:Darwin by linguizic · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on! I fail to see how that was flamebait!!

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  24. He was cringeworthy but... by 1stdoc · · Score: 5, Informative

    .. it's sad to see him go. As an Australian it was always a bit embarassing the way he perpetuated that particular stereotype but he did a lot of good for the country, not just for tourism but for conservation as well. A fair chunk of his money went straight back to buying up tracts of land for conservation.

    1. Re:He was cringeworthy but... by skeptictank · · Score: 1

      Sounds like he went out doing what he loved. That's as good a way to go as there is. I never would have figured a stingray though.

    2. Re:He was cringeworthy but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that's a stereotype, your national identity is richer for it, my Aussie friend.

    3. Re:He was cringeworthy but... by renegadesx · · Score: 3, Interesting

      He earnt my hatered spreading that stereotype, but i learned to live with it, its just like alot of people i know stereotyping americans as arrogant fat self loving over patriotic wankers. Every country has their stereotypes I guess

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    4. Re:He was cringeworthy but... by simong_oz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You know I used to think exactly the same as you - I also cringed that the world thought this was what Australians were like. But the more I saw of the bloke the more I realised it wasn't an act, it was genuine, unbridled enthusiasm. He wanted people to be as fascinated as he was, his enthusiasm was magnetic, and real. He wanted to teach all this stuff to kids. He wanted people to respect these (dangerous) wild animals the way he did. He never held back, he always smiled. And for all those reasons and more, he completely turned me around - I am more than happy that the world thinks this represents Australians at their core - genuine, enthusiastic, and a good mate.

      RIP Steve.

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    5. Re:He was cringeworthy but... by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      They weren't HUGE tracts of land by any chance were they?

    6. Re:He was cringeworthy but... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      I also cringed that the world thought this was what Australians were like. But the more I saw of the bloke the more I realised it wasn't an act, it was genuine, unbridled enthusiasm.

      FWIW, as a non-Australian, I thought he came across that way too. If he's the stereotypical Australian, you could do a lot worse.

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    7. Re:He was cringeworthy but... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      stereotyping americans as arrogant fat self loving over patriotic wankers

      Go in any wallmart in south carolina to get the full 3D effect.

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    8. Re:He was cringeworthy but... by Joey7F · · Score: 1
      I am more than happy that the world thinks this represents Australians at their core - genuine, enthusiastic, and a good mate.


      Actually while traveling around Europe this past winter, that is exactly how I would characterize Australians. Friendly, adventurous, and unabashedly optimistic. Cheers!

      --Joey
    9. Re:He was cringeworthy but... by kcbnac · · Score: 1

      Oh...how I wish I had mod points...

      Nice Monty Python reference :D

    10. Re:He was cringeworthy but... by Joey7F · · Score: 1

      Just in case someone thinks I don't know the difference between Australians and Austrians, I do, but I met a lot of Aussies (and Kiwis) at hostels etc. It occurred to me that my comment may have been misleading.

      --Joey

    11. Re:He was cringeworthy but... by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      Thats not a stereotype, thats the way it is.

      Ma

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  25. Respect by riceboy50 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am a little appalled by the reaction of many /.ers. This was a guy with a family. You have no idea whether he was responsible and careful with animals, not being animal trainers yourselves. All you have is your uninformed opinion about it. Have a little respect for the guy, if only because he was more than just a TV star.

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    1. Re:Respect by irving47 · · Score: 1

      I made a joke, but agree... It's possible to be respectful and still joke about it. Can you imagine what they're going to say at his funeral?

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    2. Re:Respect by linguizic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh come on! If I had his job I would expect people to crack wise if I died the way he did. Yes, he was a good guy, and I feel bad for his family. But look at it this way: this summer my mom was diagnosed with cancer and underwent chemo. To relieve stress my brother and I would tell yo' mama jokes and they would always end up with "oh yeah? well yo' mama has cancer" which got the biggest laughs. You have to laugh at death, or else you're just going to feel like shit all the time.

      My mother's in remission if anyone cares.

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    3. Re:Respect by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      I stopped watching TV years ago. Now the only time I ever bother is when I walk in on somebody watching his show (or Mythbusters).
      Sad to see somebody that's actually doing something worthwhile pass away.

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    4. Re:Respect by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 5, Funny

      My mother's in remission if anyone cares.

      Ouch. I thought the state you want would be for the cancer to be in remission.

    5. Re:Respect by linguizic · · Score: 1

      +1 funny

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    6. Re:Respect by Luis+Cypher · · Score: 1

      "My mother's in remission if anyone cares."

      Congratulations to your mother ... and to you.

      Mums , they are priceless.

    7. Re:Respect by capologist · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You have to laugh at death, or else you're just going to feel like shit all the time.


      Exactly. And it's important not to feel like shit, because if you feel like shit, then other people aren't going to be able to criticize you for not feeling like shit and pat themselves on the back for being superior. So, for their sakes, laugh.
    8. Re:Respect by Voice+of+Meson · · Score: 2, Informative

      In fact Steve himself has joked about his own death. On the australian ABC's Enough Rope I remember him saying something like...

      "I've been doing this for 20 years without incident, yet the day something happens there's going to be a whole bunch of people saying "There, I told you he'd get bitten!""

      Still, when I fuck up at work the worst thing I catch is unpaid overtime.

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    9. Re:Respect by linguizic · · Score: 1

      I wish you could have posted that right when the article came up for discussion. It probably would have altered the tone in a good way.

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    10. Re:Respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You have to laugh at death"

      Death: The whole world's laughing at me. This is highschool all over again!

    11. Re:Respect by ndogg · · Score: 1

      The man was practically a comedienne. Cracking a joke is what I would consider to be a tribute to him.

      When Jim Carrey dies, I'm sure there will be plenty of jokes at his funeral.

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    12. Re:Respect by arth1 · · Score: 1
      You have no idea whether he was responsible and careful with animals, not being animal trainers yourselves.

      And how, exactly, have you determined that there are no animal trainers (or other professionals) here?
    13. Re:Respect by geekoid · · Score: 1

      it is nice to have seen cancer go from death sentence to survivability in my life time.
      I was listneing to science friday where they now have a vaccine that cures a certin type of cancer. How f'n cool is that?

      Congrats.

      I laugh at death while giving it the fingure.

      Then I run like hell.

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    14. Re:Respect by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1
      I am a little appalled by the reaction of many /.ers. This was a guy with a family
      This is a guy with a family, true, but also a guy who chose to engage in dangerous activities that eventually killed him. He may have done what he did as safely as possible, but if you're juggling flaming chainsaws on a tightrope over a vat of sharks, you may end up getting hurt, family or no. We can't un-kill him by refraining from jokes. He chose his path, and I for one am not going to act all somber as if this were an unforseen, appalling tragedy. People who play in traffic get hit by cars. This is not exactly unexpected.
    15. Re:Respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another AC here chiming in with an unimportant opinion...

      I care. I hope you take the opportunity (every freakin' day!) to tell your mother that you love her.

      Cancer or no cancer, she's still there to love and be loved.

      I'm losing friends and relatives (and relatives of friends) to this disease at an unseemly rate, and through the pain I've noticed one thing...

      We all could be hit by a truck (or a stingray barb, or a meteor) at any moment. Gone in an instant.

      Having time to say "I love you" and "goodbye, sweet love" is the incongruously beautiful benefit of this insidious disease.

    16. Re:Respect by thegnu · · Score: 1

      Ouch. I thought the state you want would be for the cancer to be in remission.

      The upside is Uncle Cancer is the life of the party. He's a little weak at times, but everyone understands he has person.

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    17. Re:Respect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a little appalled by the reaction of many /.ers. This was a guy with a family. You have no idea whether he was responsible and careful with animals, not being animal trainers yourselves. All you have is your uninformed opinion about it. Have a little respect for the guy, if only because he was more than just a TV star.

      There are more than just people with "uninformed opinion" who have had negative comments about Steve Irwin in the past. Namely, very many people who have been respected for decades in Australia for their commitment to and knowledge of Australian fauna. Steve angered plenty of well known, highly respected scientists and conservationists. He was considered a bit of a freak show. He and his antics a circus.

      It seemed more about him than the animals. But I wonder if really he was just a well intentioned idiot.

      PS, sorry if I am being "disrespectful", but the truth should not be held back just because it is "polite". I've lived in far north queensland and been amongst MANY a man killer type animal in the wild, including crocs, snakes, spiders, box jellyfish, stone fish, you name it. The people who "love" him are almost always heavily on the ignorant side. He fucked with animals, stressing them to attack, when really he should always just have respected them and kept his distance. I've had a funnel web spider crawl over me and I've been biten by a red back spider also. Each time I was an innocent victim and did not seek them out. He on the other hand, threatened them to attacking.

    18. Re:Respect by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      While humor is invaluable to get through difficult situations, and self-deprecating humor is some of my favorite, like most things it should be measured and carefully directed. My father died of cancer and my mom, raising a family alone, got it. Fortunately she made it to remission, but one of the things that really kept us going was a tough outer shell and being able to laugh at the absurdity of life. We'd often crack jokes about how many horrible things could be fit into our daily schedules. We never joked about the cancer directly, though, and especially not about my mom.

      And if you care, 1 of the 5 children does standup in Chicago's Second City. The rest of us have all retained a rather sharp wit. No jokes that mention cancer, though. That's just tasteless.

  26. Invincible by Freaky+Spook · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The way his character was built though, he became a living legend, you sort of just expected him to live and keep doing what he did.

    A lot of people I have spoken to feel the same way, much like when Princess Di died, its just almost inconceivable.

    He was a controversial Australian hero and I hope he will be remembered for all the good things he did and not just the bad.

    1. Re:Invincible by plover · · Score: 4, Funny
      its just almost inconceivable.

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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    2. Re:Invincible by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Or at least be killed by something more dangerous than a stingray.

    3. Re:Invincible by Freaky+Spook · · Score: 1

      What? I only used that word once in my post.

    4. Re:Invincible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well actually, much like Paul Hogan he's not that big in Australia as a celebrity. Particularly amongst travellers who are blasted with his stupid quarantine video whenever we come back into the country.

      I've met him IRL though and he was a top bloke, my condolences go out to his family and friends. In all honesty though, if he was ever asked the ways he wanted to go out I'm fairly certain this would have been in the top 3.

    5. Re:Invincible by ChiPHeaD23 · · Score: 1

      WHOOSH as the joke goes right over your head.
      GPP was referring to The Princess Bride.

    6. Re:Invincible by plover · · Score: 2, Informative
      "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son."

      Actually, it's a line from The Princess Bride. Sorry, I thought EVERYBODY had seen that movie, it's a classic.

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    7. Re:Invincible by 6ULDV8 · · Score: 1

      Maybe he missed it because of the lack of a lisp in your typing?

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    8. Re:Invincible by cliath · · Score: 2, Funny

      Definately. There were not any parenthesis in his comment.

    9. Re:Invincible by wfberg · · Score: 1

      WHOOSH as the joke goes right over your head.

      The phrase "the joke went over their head" usually implies that the subject is too stupid to see the joke's ingenious twist. Simply regurgitating a line and giggling in a nerdish fashion whenever you hear a certain word (kind of reminds me of P.W.'s playhouse's secret word, actually) requires absolutely no intelligence whatever.

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    10. Re:Invincible by scottv67 · · Score: 1

      > Simply regurgitating a line and giggling in a nerdish fashion whenever you hear a certain word (kind of reminds me of P.W.'s playhouse's secret word, actually) requires absolutely no intelligence whatever.

      I agree wholeheartedly but I don't think we'll ever see the end of:

      "In Soviet Russia..."

      "How about a Beowolf cluster of..."

      "Worst. $topic. Ever."

      "I, for one, welcome..."

    11. Re:Invincible by nacturation · · Score: 1
      its just almost inconceivable.
      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
      You're right. He should have used it's.
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    12. Re:Invincible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a CHILDREN'S classic, so only people who watch children's films habitually are likely to have seen it.

      You know, like friendless nerds.

  27. The stringray ... by FIT_Entry1 · · Score: 0

    .. had a frickin' laserbeam attached to it's head.

    Happy Labor Day!

  28. Not to worry... by JacksBrokenCode · · Score: 2, Funny
    This is the fastest I've ever seen news hit the front page on slashdot.

    It'll be posted again in a week.

  29. Freak accident? by bombshelter13 · · Score: 1

    s/freak accident/completely unsurprising, predictable accident/

  30. RIP, Steve by ekhben · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Like him or think he's a tool, he's entertained millions for years, and he's done his bit to help the environment, both through education and monetary contributions. Take a moment to reflect on that, THEN post yer jokes. ;)

    1. Re:RIP, Steve by VENONA · · Score: 1

      OK, I relected on that for a moment. And now....

      Crikey!

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  31. News travels fast by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 1

    I sat on this one for a little bit after I first found out because it seemed sort of unconfirmed, but now that it's received significant press coverage, I've added it to the front page of Wikipedia. It's quite amazing how fast news travels these days.

    1. Re:News travels fast by DavidHOzAu · · Score: 1
      Yes, I just submitted this story myself, with an obligatory link to Wikinews since it's more comprehensive than any other news story I've seen so far.

      Just after 11:00 AM local time, (0100 UTC,) Steve Irwin was killed by a sting-ray barb to the heart. He was swimming off the Low Isles at Port Douglas filming an underwater documentary and that's when it occurred. His wife, Terri, who is trekking on Cradle Mountain in Tasmania, hasn't yet been informed.
      In hindsight, I'd say this story came up seconds after I clicked on the submit page and started typing.
  32. Steve Irwin gets killed by a stingray by starrsoft · · Score: 1

    What a shocker!

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  33. You know what?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really hate it when that happens.

  34. FedEx by LouisZepher · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am suddenly reminded of that FedEx commercial he was in. The one where he gets bit by the snake, and he says "That's no problem, we have a shipment of antivenom arriving via FedEx", then an off-camera voice says: "Uh, we didn't use FedEx this time..."

    1. Re:FedEx by kcbnac · · Score: 1
  35. good-bye by angelus+errare · · Score: 1

    He was a charismatic, funny, and nutty sort of guy. Past the crocodile wrestling, he was an amazing conservationist, bringing attention to some of the plights that Australian wildlife are facing. I feel bad for his family, especially because of all the people that are going to make distasteful jokes about this...

  36. oh man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I loved that guy. Amazing how many people I know who like him too.

    RIP Steve.

    *weeps like a baby*

  37. Of all the places to see this... by Jeian · · Score: 1

    I didn't think it'd be on Slashdot. :P

  38. Right on! by copponex · · Score: 1

    Steve saw the whole world, met thousands of people, and made a positive contribution to the earth as a whole. I'm glad I got to watch it on TV. It's just like doing something!

    1. Re:Right on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      methinks you have missed copponex's sarcasm.

    2. Re:Right on! by wannabgeek · · Score: 1

      YOu need a course, I prescribe "Sarcasm 101"

      The GP was being sarcastic. Couldn't you tell?

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  39. Ignoring all the stupid crap by rampant+mac · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Ignoring all the stupid crap and lame jokes that I'm sure will get posted well before (and after) I make my comments....

    *You* may have not liked the guy; maybe you hated him. His style, his 'in your face attitude' about "Outback" animals might have been a little bit too 'kooky' for what most mainstream Americans are used to. But anyway...

    I met him once while on a flight out to LA (I think he was doing the Late Show /w Leno) and honestly I've never met anyone who had such a zest for life. Seriously, the guy was so upbeat about EVERYTHING, it was hard to ignore him.

    People like him are so special. I'll never forget him, and I hope you all won't either.

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    1. Re:Ignoring all the stupid crap by irving47 · · Score: 4, Funny

      There are GOING to be jokes. Doesn't mean people disrespect him. You simply can't pull the stuff he pulled and not get some barbs along the way.

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    2. Re:Ignoring all the stupid crap by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      all due respect to steve, this is the funniest joke I've seen today. I just hope it was intentional. You've got style.

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    3. Re:Ignoring all the stupid crap by Motley+Phule · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's very mature calling everyone who posts something anti-Irwin 'stupid crap' and I'm a little surprised the moderation has you pegged as 'insightful'. I also think he was a pretty amazing person. He had an incredible way about him. I didn't dislike his 'kookyness' or 'in your face attitude', but I do think that baiting animals for people's amusement is a bit of a sick way of making a living and that he was not, by any stretch of the imagination, a humanitarian. Regardless, it's still a very sad event.

    4. Re:Ignoring all the stupid crap by kentrel · · Score: 1

      Respectful and very witty. Well done.

    5. Re:Ignoring all the stupid crap by CptnQuixar · · Score: 0

      Well played

  40. Stingray? by mugnyte · · Score: 1

    From the Grouptionary:

    "Dasyatids do not attack aggressively, or even actively defend themselves. When threatened their primary reaction is to swim away. However, when they are attacked by predators or stepped on, the barbed stinger in their tail is mechanically whipped up, usually into the offending foot; it is also possible, although less likely, to be stung "accidentally" by brushing against the stinger. Contact with the stinger causes local trauma (from the cut itself), pain and swelling from the venom, and possible infection from parts of the stinger left in the wound, as well as from seawater entering the wound. It is possible for ray stings to be fatal if they sever major arteries, are in the chest or pelvic region, or are improperly treated."

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    The antics of dancing around dangerous animals will detract from this man's legacy forever. At his core, he was indeed a strong advocate for protecting natural habitats. Too bad he felt needed to traipse around in them. The lasting irony is that he was filming a production to "demystify the stingray" - no mystery here, they're fucking dangerous (but rarely deadly).

  41. We will miss him. by Deflatamouse! · · Score: 0, Redundant

    :( :( :(

  42. Farewell Steve. by vchoy · · Score: 1

    He showed us all about what the wild was about..very intense and exciting and that was reflected in his personality.
    A man who was passionate about his work, his fellow people, and the environment.
    Though this was an unfortunate event, it just shows that we must respect not just the wildest of animals that can kill, but those that we share our environment with, including ourselves.

    So Steve...'respect' - thanks for all the work you and your family have achieved. The legacy will live on.
    A true blue Aussie.
    RIP mate.

    1. Re:Farewell Steve. by iSeal · · Score: 1

      Farewell indeed. I will definitively miss his televised antics, and the world will miss the good he did for the betterment of understanding the natural world.

  43. An awesome life full of adventure by Pizaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I admire Steve's courage, his enthusiasm, his zest for life and for letting us all share a little bit of the wondererous life he lived. Many of us can only hope to be so lucky as to live a life that isn't mundane, tedious and predictable. Steve's been to more places, witnessed more beautiful and fascinating cultures and people and animals than most of us would if we had 3 lives to live. He knew the risks and chose to live his life the way he wanted to live it. Not many people can say that. We're all gonna die. Might as well go out while living life to the fullest.

    1. Re:An awesome life full of adventure by DG · · Score: 1

      What's this "we" Kemosabe?

      I plan on living forever.

      Hey, so far it's working.

      DG

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  44. Alliance by Spookticus · · Score: 0, Troll

    this is just the start of the crocidile sting-ray alliance. Their next target is the host of that Funniest Videos show

  45. Now that's ironic by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 1

    I just can't get over the irony.

    Slashdot - news for nerds - is eulogising someone who is the epitome of everything that geeks are not. To top it all off the news hits Slashdot so fast that I found out about it through an off-topic post in another Slashdot story, and then see it on the front page before I saw it in my newspaper (www.smh.com.au so it's the sort of thing they report on). I can't wait for Muscle magazine to eulogise Stephen Hawkins.

    1. Re:Now that's ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean?

      Steve Irwin was unabashedly enthusiastic about animals and the environment. One of the prime identifiers of a geek is that they are enthusiastic; they have incredible passion for their interests, and want to share that with everybody.

      Steve Irwin was a geek for wildlife. A geek. And that's a good thing.

      It's also why his death is something that is on Slashdot. We miss the people with passion.

    2. Re:Now that's ironic by linguizic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If by "someone who is the epitome of everything that geeks are not" you mean he had a tan from actually being out in sunlight, then yeah he was the opposite of a geek. But I define geeks as people who are dedicated to their passions. It maybe an esoteric passion, but a passion nonetheless. Some geeks are passionate about Star Trek and finding security flaws in the Linux kernel, while others are passionate about music and art. Steve Irwin's passion for living creatures makes him a geek in my book.

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    3. Re:Now that's ironic by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 1

      I refer mostly to him being a very physical guy as opposed to the geek stereotype of someone who is very brainy - but also weedy.

      In a world of jocks vs geeks he was definitely a jock.

      But I'm not using either pejoratively.

    4. Re:Now that's ironic by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 1

      I have a response above about why I think he was more jock-like than geek-like. Alternatively, consider the etymology of geek. Geekiness - the opposite of charisma. Steve was charismatic - the epitome of the thing that stereotypical geeks are not.

      Or if logic is your thing: Geek => passion is not the same as passion => geek.

    5. Re:Now that's ironic by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      I was a biology geek long before building my first Linux box, and when I was a kid I always wanted to do just what he did.

      Maybe there's no line between "jock" and "geek".
      It's possible to be both.

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    6. Re:Now that's ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing ironic about it. Steve Irwin was just as much a geek as we are. He was extremely passionate about something he loved, in the same way many geeks are. All hail Steve, one of the funniest men to walk the earth.

    7. Re:Now that's ironic by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 1

      (Geek => Passion) =/= (Passion => Geek)

    8. Re:Now that's ironic by coldmist · · Score: 1

      To be a true "geek" your passion must also negatively effect your interpersonal relationships. If it doesn't, then he's not trying hard enough ;)

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    9. Re:Now that's ironic by linguizic · · Score: 1

      I think your passion causing your death effects your interpersonal relationships.

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    10. Re:Now that's ironic by Cederic · · Score: 1


      What's with the labelling? He was someone that greatly enjoyed doing what he did. That came through on camera, and is what made him as famous and well-liked.

      People on here are making jokes, there's a lot of black humour - but for so many people to be interested and posting shows how much people thought of him.

      Was he a jock or a geek or an anti-geek? Who cares.

  46. Ironically... by patio11 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Steve Irwin mustered more humanity for the lowest lizard on one of his documentaries than /. seems to be able to muster for him. "reproduced successfully" "offspring" These are not words which one generally uses with regards to people, and certainly not when a family is currently grieving the loss of their father.

    1. Re:Ironically... by linguizic · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I use those words all the time with regards to people. I used those exact words to put mother's cancer into perspective. I don't believe in Jesus, so I get no consulation(sp?) from the bible, or any other religious text. Thinking about my mother's genes living on in my offspring helps me.

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    2. Re:Ironically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to totally take that out of context, ignoring that there was, in fact, a parent post about Darwin vs. Irwin.

    3. Re:Ironically... by Duds · · Score: 1

      I'll remember that, I bet you've made a joke in your life and I bet I can find someone in the world it WOULD have offended had they heard it. The Irwin family almost certainly won't.

      And that's assuming they WOULD be offended like this. Not everyone has your value system. I'm fairly certain if my family had been his we'd have giggled at that.

    4. Re:Ironically... by the+donner+party · · Score: 1
      Steve Irwin was a full-blown weirdo who turned his weirdness into huge success, and all us weirdos at slashdot respect him for that. His untimely loss is no reason for us to suppress our weirdness to express our "heartfelt platitudes". Quite the opposite! This is an occasion for all the misfits of the world to express their emotions in their own socially non-standard ways.

      So, let me participate in this modern technical adapatation of ancient social ritual by expressing my empathic reaction to the few people here who had personal ties to the dead guy, as well as all the slackers reading this bit at work. I hope that the social network that was affected, partially even disconnected, by the loss of this highly-connected individual will mend and even increase its connectivity as a result of this event. I state this wish even though I am aware of no peer-reviewed studies into the issue, solely on the basis of my own emotionally affected state.

    5. Re:Ironically... by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1

      No doubt, he's done a lot for zoology and he will be missed. He also has two fairly young children that will grow-up without their father, and that's quite sad.

      That said, geeks love to be proved right. Although he undoubtedly handled a number of animals with extreme caution, Steve was known for being somewhat overconfident around dangerous animals. I'm not surprised to see a bunch of "I told you so" comments here.

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    6. Re:Ironically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      consolation

    7. Re:Ironically... by johansalk · · Score: 1
    8. Re:Ironically... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      "reproduced successfully" "offspring" These are not words which one generally uses with regards to people

      This one does, and would like to request that you offer the courteous good-graces to shove your politically-correct bullshit up your's.

      He was using the language of evolutionary biology to educate an ignorant poster about the proper use of the "darwin award" cultural reference. Conversely, your holier-than-thou attitude serves no purpose besidses edifying your pretences of moral superiority through verbal taboos.

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  47. Rest in peace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Joining with all the other comments, I'd also like to say that he was a good guy that did good work. He will be missed.

  48. With all due respect to the man ... by Smerity · · Score: 1

    With all due respect to the man, and all the sympathy to the family, I really won't miss Steve Irwin as an 'Australian symbol'.


    As an Australian, he represents nothing of the life of an ordinary citizen, all he represented was a stereotypical archetype of what other people saw Australia as, not as a real Australian...


    As I said, I give all due respect to the passing of a fellow man, but that dosen't mean I have to respect him as an 'Australian symbol'

    1. Re:With all due respect to the man ... by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      While he was an atypical example - you can't say he wasn't a real Australian.

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    2. Re:With all due respect to the man ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      As an American, I can only wish people identified my nationality with someone as sincerely pleasant and frank as Steve Irwin. You could do a lot worse.

    3. Re:With all due respect to the man ... by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As an American, I can only wish people identified my nationality with someone as sincerely pleasant and frank as Steve Irwin. You could do a lot worse.

      This is true. Americans, even from our own media, are labelled obese, violent, culturally insensitive lackwits. We're identified with a jingoist leader that 50% of us opposed. Even those of us who challenge the stereotypes and work to change things (though I am a fatass, so I guess one strike) get to deal with the constant barrage of negative images.

      Of course, living in the wealthiest center of power in the western world certainly has advantages, so I can't complain, but I've never really found it possible to take pride in my country the same way others do. I wouldn't be upset at all if we were identified with a loveably corny and passionate conservationist and educator. I know Steve Irwin represented a stereotype, but I've never thought of it as a particularly negative one.

    4. Re:With all due respect to the man ... by linguizic · · Score: 1

      You seem to be forgetting the fact that most of the world associates us with Michael Jackson. I wouldn't mind that so much if had just disapeared after "Bad" came out. Back in the '80s nobody was cooler than Michael Jackson, nobody. To quote Dave Chappelle, he made thriller.

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    5. Re:With all due respect to the man ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      50% of us opposed

      Wasn't it more like 30% approved, 30% opposed, 39% couldn't be bothered voting, 1% were denied the right to vote?

    6. Re:With all due respect to the man ... by Dave+Emami · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We're identified with a jingoist leader that 50% of us opposed.

      Argh. Look, can we please keep the politics out of non-political topics? You don't like Bush, fine. You're perfectly entitled to your opinion. If this was an article about the Patriot Act or somesuch, that opinion would be relevant, and I might even agree with you. But why does it have to pop up in a discussion about the death of an Australian naturalist/celebrity?

      I know I'm ranting out of proportion to your specific post, and I apologize. It's just that this seems to be happening all the freaking time lately, no matter how tenous the connection to the topic is, and it's driving me batty. It's like playing one of those word assocation games at a party, but somehow it always steers itself to "Bush." I'm waiting for it to happen in "LDAP Authentication in Linux" or "Rethinking the Thinkpad" or maybe the "Favorite Sweetener" poll.

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    7. Re:With all due respect to the man ... by dfenstrate · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      We're identified with a jingoist leader that 50% of us opposed. Even those of us who challenge the stereotypes and work to change things (though I am a fatass, so I guess one strike) get to deal with the constant barrage of negative images.

      Of course, living in the wealthiest center of power in the western world certainly has advantages, so I can't complain, but I've never really found it possible to take pride in my country the same way others do. I wouldn't be upset at all if we were identified with a loveably corny and passionate conservationist and educator. I know Steve Irwin represented a stereotype, but I've never thought of it as a particularly negative one.


      Yeah, we all get it, you hate Bush. How about not bringing it up in unrelated threads?

      You've got to be a real bore at parties, tying everything to politics and probably blaming every unpleasentry in your life on Bush.
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    8. Re:With all due respect to the man ... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Actually, I thought this was a very neutral comment. Especially on /.

      The popular vote was essentially 50/50 - you can all go argue about which side of 50% one or the other candidate had, or the fact that a good portion of the populationwas to freakin' lazy to go vote. The is particularly appropriate becuase the comment GP was concerning the internation image of contries. Fo Austrailia to be associated with Steve Irwin is no necessarily bad when compared to America. A good portion of the world hates us with a passion. Another significant chuck does not see us in a positive light. Most of the world is not a fan of our current sitting head of state, and he is large figure on the international stage. Fo good or ill, he really does represent the quintessential American. I would call him abrasive, arrogant (in the "my view is the right view" way), reactionary, and poorly spoken. From appearances, he puts the profit of American corporations above most other priorities. Lots of people happen to like that, and it got him re-elected. The point is that a large portion (right now you could say majority) is not like that, but that makes no difference in the eyes of those who don't have direct contact with Americans.

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    9. Re:With all due respect to the man ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never really found it possible to take pride in my country the same way others do

      What I found slightly ironic about your post, is that the (somewhat) over-enthusiastic pride shown by american fans at international sporting events, is yet another factor of the negative stereotype many foreigners hold of americans.

      I'm British (Scottish really), and have only ever visited America twice in my life, but I've only ever had positive experiences of the people I've met over there.

      Getting back on-topic, you guys could really do with a Steve Irwin-like figure. Hope one appears soon.

    10. Re:With all due respect to the man ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I found slightly ironic about your post, is that the (somewhat) over-enthusiastic pride shown by american fans at international sporting events, is yet another factor of the negative stereotype many foreigners hold of americans.

      Which sporting events would these be?
      Football (the contact sport)?
      Basketball (props to Greece, but it's not exactly popular there)?
      Baseball (I'm prettry sure you're not Japanese)?

      Cricket?
      SOCCER? (a.k.a, football, the non-contact sport)
      You have roving gangs of rabid fans that make American gangs look practically cuddly.

      Oh, I know! Bicycling!
      Image. Americans being enthusiastic about a guy (not the last one) who's crushed everyone for more than half a decade.

      I watched the World Cup celebration, and the World Cup-almost celebration.
      Overenthusiatic my ass. We have television, and you have selective memories.

    11. Re:With all due respect to the man ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You seem to be forgetting the fact that most of the world associates us with Michael Jackson. I wouldn't mind that so much if had just disapeared after "Bad" came out. Back in the '80s nobody was cooler than Michael Jackson, nobody. To quote Dave Chappelle, he made thriller.


      You mean that you are a bunch of facelifted pedophiles?
    12. Re:With all due respect to the man ... by kpharmer · · Score: 0

      > I know I'm ranting out of proportion to your specific post, and I apologize. It's just that this seems to be happening all
      > the freaking time lately, no matter how tenous the connection to the topic is, and it's driving me batty.

      Unfortunately, it is happening more & more - just like public expressions of anger for the government happened more & more in the 60s. And they're now angry enough they there opinions have started spilling over in non-political discussions.

      Americans weren't allowed to criticize the government's policy for a couple of years. No laws against it - just a ton of social pressure following the administration's direction at the top. Even thoughtful questioning of our motives would be met with criticisms of "sedition", "hating america", and "not supporting the troopos". You instantly made people nervous and worried or angry if you stated wacky things like "but wait, the UN chief weapon inspector said there are no WMDs in Iraq, why are we going in again?".

      So, quite a few people in this country are freaking out, and for good reason: the controlling party has in just four years:
          - thrown the US reputation into the toilet
          - shown a clear interest in rolling back the bill of rights as much as possible
          - put us deeply into dept and at China's mercy
          - encouraged vast outsourcing of jobs
          - gotten us embroiled in a war that we cannot win - thousands of miles from home
          - been too bogged down in their oil war to address actual terrorist nations

      People don't want to be drafted to fight iran, they don't want their neighbors getting killed fighting someone else's oil war, they don't want to see our people torturing civilians in other countries, they don't want their jobs oursourced overseas, they don't want to be unable to travel, they don't want to attract terrorists to their communities, and they don't want big brother monitoring them.

      I didn't expect to see any anti-bush sentiments on this thread either. But I'm not surprised when they appear. Wait another year - when iraq is really up in flames - you'll see even more.

    13. Re:With all due respect to the man ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unfortunately, it is happening more & more - just like public expressions of anger for the government happened more & more in the 60s. And they're now angry enough they there opinions have started spilling over in non-political discussions.


      As a former Republican I have to say this is dead on. Thanks for posting it!
    14. Re:With all due respect to the man ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be a dickhead, man.

    15. Re:With all due respect to the man ... by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

      Thanks. It's something I'm legitimately interested in, and I don't feel too bad about discussing it in one thread twice-removed from the topic on Slashdot of all places.

      I don't think that badly of Bush, at least not to the point where I'm irrationally blaming him for everything, but he has huge control over our international image. It is not by accident when a sizeable chunk of the world views us in a negative light for those qualities which our chief-of-state embodies, yet a large portion of our country does not. I don't think people who are totally on board with him really dispute his embodiment of those qualities, either; from what I've seen, they like his defiance of international opinion and doctrine of preemptive warfare.

      If it makes everyone feel better, I don't blame our national obesity on G.W., hehe. Though I think the rest of the developed countries are going to get a taste of that themselves over the next couple generations.

    16. Re:With all due respect to the man ... by lordperditor · · Score: 1

      QUOTE
      If it makes everyone feel better, I don't blame our national obesity on G.W., hehe. Though I think the rest of the developed countries are going to get a taste of that themselves over the next couple generations
       
      /QUOTE

      Well hopefully not, most countries use America as a prediction of future problems for their own country. I know in the UK and Australia there is a huge push to curb obesity problems. Even people lobbying to stop fastfood advertising in children viewing hours on TV. Public schools in Australia are being pushed into sensible canteen menus. The government is making policies on a mandatory number of hours physical exercise in schools.

      The next logical step is to prosecute parents who have obese kids. (I am not talking borderline obese, I am talking parents who have grossly obese YOUNG children should be held accountable)

      I know there will always be obese people but maybe the tide can be turned.

    17. Re:With all due respect to the man ... by Qadesh · · Score: 1

      Young obese children would make better crocodile bait though. Where does one draw the line between conduct that requires criminal action and conduct that would be more appropriately addressed through education and assistance?

  49. Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The world is truly a sadder place to live because Steve died.

  50. naw....its really about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    people hunting for the video showing the 'ray nailing him.

    Soon, their will be all kinds of simulated 'man gets nailed by ray' CGIs along with Ray nails food, followed by a leaked copy of the actual death.

  51. Sting-ray !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll be calling them death-ray's from now one ...

  52. Good Show by gundamstuff · · Score: 1

    One of the best shows on animal planet and in the world.. I just wish I could have traveled to his zoo... RIP Steve.

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  53. Doin What He Loved by blueZhift · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All jokes aside, like most people in dangerous professions, he knew the risks and died doing what he loved to do. Given a choice of ways to go, that's not so bad.

    1. Re:Doin What He Loved by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1

      >he knew the risks and died doing what he loved to do...

      ...Iritating the crap out of a poisonous critter.

    2. Re:Doin What He Loved by wetelectric · · Score: 1

      I'd prefer old age myself...meh

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      I always figured that crashing on my motorcycle at the age and speed of 106 would be a nice way to go.

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  54. Oh get over yourself FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Life does not cease to be funny when people die, anymore than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

    --George Bernard Shaw

  55. The real deal by paxmaniac · · Score: 5, Informative

    Steve Irwin was the real deal. He really cared about the environment he worked in. It was revealed earlier this year that he successfully lobbied the Federal Government to oppose plans for the creation of a crocodile 'game hunting' tourist industry in the Northern Territory. He did it privately and quietly - it was only reported after it came to light through freedom of information requests.

    link

    My hat goes off to you Steve, and my condolences to your family.

    1. Re:The real deal by krayzkrok · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually that's not quite correct. Steve very vocally lobbied the environment minister in his opposition to the safari hunting program. What came out later was that the environment minister was about to approve the program based on very strong scientific, economic and social evidence, until Steve Irwin took him to see some crocs, wined and dined him, and basically caused him to rethink his decision. In other words, the environment minister ignored all the factual evidence in favour of one man's emotional appeal. Not everyone would regard this as informed conservation strategy.

      Steve always put animals first and common sense second, whether it was his own personal safety or his conservation recommendations. Still, nobody ever wished his fate upon him and it's sad to see him go - he was a "spanner in the works" that kept people on their toes. He ultimately did a lot of good things for crocs, and for that I respected him.

  56. Slashdot unites... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    It's frustrating how we, as a species, can only seem to unite through tragedy, and not for very long. We get over it, and we look for someone to blame.

    Maybe I just don't see anyone who doesn't care, maybe they've all hit -1 by now, but all I hear are people saying RIP and making jokes. Personally, I find the "crikeys" to be in good taste. He probably would've liked that.

    But enjoy it now, because in another few hours, this will all be forgotten in yet another flamewar.

    And maybe that's as it should be, but it's sad.

    RIP, Steve. You will be remembered.

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    1. Re:Slashdot unites... by linguizic · · Score: 1

      >It's frustrating how we, as a species, can only seem to unite through tragedy...

      Yeah, and then some fool goes and ruins it by invading Iraq.

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    2. Re:Slashdot unites... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Well, I said flamewars, but there you go. Another year, and we're in some stupid war. We're no longer united because it's good, we're united against something.

      And please, do remember Afghanistan. Absolutely brilliant move, amazing it worked, but brilliant too -- most people can't tell the difference between Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein. Even if you agree with the War against Afghanistan, it was wholly redirected to Iraq, and no one seems to remember these days.

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  57. Haven't you ever heard of Darwin? by bmo · · Score: 1

    Mr. Irwin, you will be missed, but it's not like we've not seen something like this coming.

    If not stingrays, then an 19 foot croc. Similar incidents have happened over the years. Indeed, _this_ was written before the Siegfried's "accident".

    Maybe JWH should add a stanza.

    BMO fires up the CD player...

    Darwin by John Wesley Harding

    http://www.wesweb.net/recordings/d4/lyrics.html

      The tourists get into their car
      And drive through the safari park
      There's animals you've only seen in books
      And despite the helpful warnings
      (You could read them in the dark)
      They decide to try and get a closer look
      They park the car and lock it cos you're better safe than sorry
      They try to make the lions look their way
      And in a perfect Kodak moment, they're hunting for their car keys
      As the lions come and bid them all good day
      And they say: Haven't you ever heard of Darwin?
      Did you think we were going to run and hide?
      Haven't you ever heard of Darwin?
      Don't roll down your car windows
      It's a jungle outside

      There's white tigers in Las Vegas
      Who deign to show their teeth
      Sip tea from china to polite applause
      As they're weighing up the gamblers
      They're either masters or they're meat
      Provided they stay arm's length from the paws
      And it's very nearly showtime, the magicians warm up backstage
      And the sound effects so loud that no-one hears
      As one tiger turns to the other and says: "you wanna see some magic?
      Tonight it's the magicians disappear!"
      And the they say: Haven't they ever heard of Darwin?
      Did they think we'd vanish in thin air?
      Haven't they ever heard of Darwin?
      Don't roll down your car windows
      It's a jungle out there

      Further down the food chain
      Closer to the ground
      Scurry all the scavengers at home
      You can tidy up the kitchen
      And wash all of the plates
      But there's always meat left somewhere on the bone
      And all our tiny flatmates are waiting to inherit
      The legacy we'll leave behind one night
      They feed their little habit and wait with perfect patience til
      There's no-one left to turn on all the lights
      And they'll sing: Hadn't they ever heard of Darwin?
      Now we don't have to run and hide
      Hadn't they ever heard of Darwin?
      Open up the windows, It's a jungle inside

    (edited as sung, not printed - BMO)

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  58. RIP by mathkicks · · Score: 1

    His shows were great for those of us who grew up watching him. I hope his kids continue to have the same care for the environment that Daddy had. We'll miss you buddy

  59. A real icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He has become something accepted as part of our identity with Australia, in the minds of all people. Like a famous building, or an incident long passed into common lore. It is as difficult to comprehend his parting as it is the loss of slabs and sausages or the disappearance of pedestrian crossings.

  60. R.I.P. Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was a dickhead but he was a true blue Aussie icon. He'll be sadly missed.

    I've seen him in action once at Australia Zoo and this event cemented my opinion that he is/was a lunatic. He did exactly the things he told you never to do, just to demonstrate what happens if you do them. If you've ever come face to face with a 15ft Australian Saltwater Croc, you know why he was a nut case. Nobody in his right mind would get anywhere near one of these beasties and he did it on a daily basis.

  61. grisly as it may be.. by DarrylKegger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ..there's a very good chance his death was captured on video. How long till it hits the net?

    1. Re:grisly as it may be.. by eamonman · · Score: 1

      I dunno, death usually gets censored from most media. But.. if they have 'Faces of Death: Australia' it might be seen in a few years.

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    2. Re:grisly as it may be.. by ben+there... · · Score: 1

      Assuming his crew had any respect for him at all, it won't be.

    3. Re:grisly as it may be.. by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      It won't hit the net; the cameramen would be sued. It would need his wife's approval to be broadcast, and the networks, and it's too extreme for the network to show it, and his wife wouldn't want the video to be floating around for her kids to see.

      It's just common sense.

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    4. Re:grisly as it may be.. by DarrylKegger · · Score: 1

      mere technical details...

    5. Re:grisly as it may be.. by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Assuming his crew had any respect for him at all, it won't be.

      Perhaps. If I were his crew, I certainly wouldn't leave it anywhere his family was going to see it in the next few days.

      Then again, I am oddly reminded of an episode of Stargate SG-1 called Heroes, which explored a very similar scenario in one of the few genuinely moving sci-fi episodes I've ever seen. Forgive me if this seems off-topic, but I'm sure the reference is obvious to anyone who saw that particular episode.

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    6. Re:grisly as it may be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm one of those stupid people whose attitude hovers between either being pissed off that death can occur so easily to the denial of any danger at all. Sometimes I watch death videos to try to get a handle on the reality of death which I can't quite get my mind around. Sometimes I wish I could die soon so I can finally stop wondering what that moment feels like - knowing these are the last 5 seconds..... and what happens afterward - if anything. The suspense of waiting for death all my life is killing me.. no pun intended. Posting anonynmously so I don't get recommended for psych commitment =D

    7. Re:grisly as it may be.. by donak · · Score: 1

      Not likely I think, since it was his own crew who were shooting the video.

      The police and a local coroner (sort of a judge who investigates sudden deaths) have viewed the tape, and have announced publicly there is no further cause to investigate.

      His mate told the world on TV, that just before his death, Steve Irwin had told him he'd just had the best month of his life. He also told everyone, that when the stingray struck him, Steve pulled the barb out, and then "was gone".

      It seems to have been a momentary misjudgement, by a very savvy wildlife handler, and the stingray actually changed direction under him, and then lashed out.

      I'm in Australia, by the way, sort of half way between where he died, and where he lived.
      We're getting this stuff all over our news bulletins, so maybe he has got the recognition in death, that Aussies were reluctant to give him during his life.

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  62. Just like "Grizzly Man"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he now stands as an example of the dangers of directly interacting with wild animals.

    File him in the Timothy Treadwell folder...

  63. I'm surprisingly upset by svunt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The first time I saw Steve Irwin, I cringed horribly (I'm Australian), but he got to me. I can honestly say I've never seen a happier person, with so much energy & such a good, innocent heart. I was mocking him a few years ago, mercilessly. Now, I'm feeling kind of weepy. RIP Steve, and my heart goes out to the Irwin family & friends. Thanks on behalf of the animals :)

    1. Re:I'm surprisingly upset by linguizic · · Score: 1

      You should feel more than weepy!! You should feel guilty! You mocked him and now he's dead. You mocked a dead man. Not that I would ever do such a thing.

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    2. Re:I'm surprisingly upset by AcidDan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think every Australian cringes to a point with Steve (usually because he reminds us of how we really are), before they find out about the man behind the Crocodile Hunter. A few things that I found out from a mate that works at Australia Zoo changed my opinion of him: Firstly, he is genuinely like that - in front of the screen and in everyday life: a larger than life character that is always enthusiastic about wildlife. You can only respect genuiness of spirit. Something I think a lot of us miss today.

      Secondly, he spends all the money he gets reinvesting into australian wildlife in one form or another. Hearing that he buys up huge tracts of land just so the animals living there could just do their thing really got my respect.

      I think it's appropriate that he died doing the things that he loved, but my condolences go to his family, who more than anyone else will fell the loss of a husband, father and decent bloke.

      -- Dan =(

    3. Re:I'm surprisingly upset by linguizic · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, what do you mean by Irwin reminding you of the way you really are? Being from the States I cringe at the idea of David Hasslehoff representing the US to east Germany. But he's a big pop star there because he milked the fall of the Berlin wall by singing songs about freedom, and that's how people for the states are, we'll milk anything for some cash. But I don't know if that's a fair comparison.

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    4. Re:I'm surprisingly upset by svunt · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'll field this one. We Australians are, (forgive me my generalizations) uncouth, loud, boisterous, subtle-as-a-brick-in-the-face folks, and we drink a lot of beer & act like tools (Steve Irwin could do this sober).

    5. Re:I'm surprisingly upset by AcidDan · · Score: 1

      Heh, parent gets a +1 from me :) That pretty much sums us up (with or without the beer). If you ever get the chance, I'd recommend trying to find an Australian film called "The Castle" (Eric Bana has a minor role in it btw).

      Australians either love or hate this film for the same reason: Everyone has a friend/relative exactly like one of the characters (I have an entire extended family of them). As odd as some of them can be, they're Rough diamonds & would give you the shirt off their back if you needed it. Love them to bits.

      A Friend of mine is living in the UK atm sums it up nicely. It's funny to hear his analysis of Australians that arrive there.

      He came out and said "I didn't realise it but, we ARE like that!"

      -- Dan =)

    6. Re:I'm surprisingly upset by Diag · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Out of curiosity, what do you mean by Irwin reminding you of the way you really are?"

      Most Australians hadn't even heard of Steve Irwin before he was very popular in the USA and other places. I think my first reaction when seeing him the first time was "Oh no, he's another Crocodile Dundee".

      But after a while we saw that that seems to be his genuine character. Some years ago, most Australian men were very similar in many ways to Steve Irwin. Nowadays, in the larger cities, there's a diverse mix of "personalities". Some people might think Aussies like Irwin don't really exist anymore, and that his persona was not genuine. But you just have to drive 50 kilometres out of the city, and there are Iriwns-aplenty.

      We Australians are tragically prone to cultural cringe. (We invented the term, in fact). I think it's a result of spending the last 200 years as a distant, disregarded, relatively lightly populated colony of England, who still thought of us as a bunch of convicts. Recently we seem to have largely transferred the attention of our collective inferiorty complex to the USA.

      Sigh. You asked...

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    7. Re:I'm surprisingly upset by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      Australian film called "The Castle"

      Excellent film! Ever since "How do you do it?" still regularly rings around the table whenever the family sit down to a meal cooked by my mother :).

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    8. Re:I'm surprisingly upset by Jenga717 · · Score: 1

      RIP Steve Irwin
      So long, and thanks for all the fish...and crocodiles, stingrays, snakes, lions, tigers, bears... :-)

  64. My condelences goes to Terri Irwin & children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Terri Irwin & children,

    You probably don't read Slashdot, but I offer my condolences on your loss of husband and father, Steve Irwin.

    Yours sincerely,
    Anonymous Coward

  65. Hope this gets duped.. by Korin43 · · Score: 1

    I mean, it would suck if this became just another of those midnight posts that no one notices..

  66. Radio +11m by vain+gloria · · Score: 1
    I sat on this one for a little bit after I first found out because it seemed sort of unconfirmed, but now that it's received significant press coverage, I've added it to the front page of Wikipedia. It's quite amazing how fast news travels these days.

    Purely anecdotal, I know, but while at the PC I usually hear major breaking news stories on the radio first. Whilst searching for more details I find they seem to consistently hit Google (News) about 11 mins later. Obviously the radio has the advantage of being able to simply read stuff as it comes in from Reuters, etc, rather than wait for enough scraps of information to be gathered to make a page for Google to index.

    Regarding the story though, considering Steve Irwin was killed whilst working I'm just glad the poor guy wasn't mauled to death by something.
    1. Re:Radio +11m by Cederic · · Score: 1


      I'm not. The footage would've been far more interesting.

      Sweepstake on when his death hits YouTube..?

    2. Re:Radio +11m by tumbleweedsi · · Score: 1

      In the mean time there is this...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4rdDq6Mr-o

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  67. RIP, Mate by Kittoa · · Score: 1

    I can't say I'm really surprised that he died as the result of an animal. But, I do respect the man for seemingly living life to it's fullest, and having a true passion for something. He died doing what he loved. We all should be as fortunate. Condolences to his family.

      -Alex

  68. I dunno... by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 0

    I gotta say, that thing about you getting homicidal on someone with a stinger is sorta funny.

  69. It's "Crikey!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Crickey!" spelt thus looks nearly as stupid as "Blimme" which I saw in an American novel, purporting to be Cockney speech.

  70. sting ray barbs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a barb to the chest sounds painful. Poor guy, i feel for his family

  71. You're a bunch of cold hearted, sh*t eating nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A man dies and it's an opportunity for jokes that get modded up. Funny. Maybe they'll joke about your lifeless assws when you all die, having done not a 10th as what this man has done positive for the world.

    Off to digg, screw this useless, assine place.

    Slash out.

  72. Sad to see a good person go by eepok · · Score: 1

    Yes, his line of work was hazardous.
    Yes, we all saw it coming.

    But no one ever wanted it to happen. He was a genuinely nice, good, and well-meaning guy who did what he could to help the conservation effort-- and I'm no treehugger.

    Yes, he died doing what he loved to do, but I'm sure we all wish it would have happened much further down the line.

    Thanks for all the educational programming, Steve.

  73. Thats too bad by FluiDynamics · · Score: 1

    I will really miss him - i loved his shows and his energy.

  74. Thanks Steve by martin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For your unending enthusiasm, commitment and teamwork (how many people to catch a croc!) in bringing folk a little nearer to those wonderful animals.

    You'll be missed by both the many who never met you, and by those who loved you.

    To your family, may your God comfort you and protect you during these days of mourning.

    RIP.

  75. DDOS to Australia! by zort · · Score: 1

    the internet went to a *crawl* around midday down here, it was painfull.

    the news sites taken down by this included ninemsn.com.au which just didnt respond, abc.net.au struggled going up and down (with an error page but...) occasionally producing a low bandwidth page. news.com.au went to a crawl.

    smh.com.au held in there and yahoo!7 (no typo) who actually reported it first stayed unnoticably effected (although they could be hosted elsewhere)

    the internet was absolutely crawling though, nationally not so much, but internationally was insane.

    will any politicians get this much fuss over their deaths??

    1. Re:DDOS to Australia! by Arimus · · Score: 1

      Depends on how the politician dies, if its through terrosim then all the sites will be jammed by people claiming responsibility, denying responsibility :)

      With Bush and Blair it will be people trying to find out which one of (in the case of Blair) the 60million people in the UK finally lost it with the prat and shot him (Police will no doubt be looking for a large Scottish bloke who lives next door to Blair and was known to have a 'difficult' relationship with the deceased).

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  76. I Think I'll Shove My Thumb... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "TFA says it was a freak accident. but was it really?"

    When you try to shove your thumb in a Sting Ray's bum then it will, apparently, sting you in the chest.

    1. Re:I Think I'll Shove My Thumb... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I Think I'll Shove My Thumb...
      Two posts in a row... is this some reference I'm not getting?
    2. Re:I Think I'll Shove My Thumb... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:I Think I'll Shove My Thumb... by dynamo52 · · Score: 1

      It was a South Park parody

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  77. Crikey! by tehSpork · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Crikey, it's got me! The sting-ray's poison is often lethal within the first few minutes, I'll be lucky to live long enough to finish my..."

  78. His Web site getting hammered? by antdude · · Score: 1

    Web site is getting hammered I think. :(

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  79. I thought the exact thing by Kunta+Kinte · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The first thought I had was that the world was a lesser place without him,...

    Even after reading the story, I smiled when I saw him in character. This guy was an amazing educator and entertainer.

    First thing that crossed my mind was "With all what's going on, this world needs more Steve Irwin's, not less".

    R.I.P. Croc' Hunter

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  80. Corwin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this whole thing is a huge ratings ploy by the vastly inferior Jeff Corwin.

    Steve Irwin was made of win and awesome. Don't worry Steve, wherever you are. We'll avenge you, I promise.

  81. He did good things by AriaStar · · Score: 0

    I know a lot of idiots are going to attempt to make something comedic out of this, but he brought a lot of awareness to the natural world and increased the respect a lot of people had for animals and nature. This deeply saddens me.

    People, have a little respect. You wouldn't appreciate others making a joke out of the on-the-job death of one of your loved ones.

    1. Re:He did good things by Cederic · · Score: 1


      I'll be sat in the pub laughing at them. Why get morose and depressed about the death of someone, especially someone you've never met.

      Save your tears for the funeral.

    2. Re:He did good things by AriaStar · · Score: 1

      Because of the good things he did. That's why.

    3. Re:He did good things by delinear · · Score: 1

      Lighten up. Steve wasn't some boring, sombre old conservationist. He was always full of life and cracking jokes. If people choose to remember him in a similar manner, who are you to judge them or say that it's not what he would have wanted? There's no venom in the jokes people are making (and no, the pun is not intended), they're good natured and even Steve himself poked fun at the possibility of his dying doing what he loves in a commercial for FedEx. If HE can laugh at the situation, who are you to say we can't laugh with him, one last time, as we remember all he did and was?

  82. Re:Sting Ray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow, thanks...

  83. Cheap cases! by TangoCharlie · · Score: 1

    Not true! I've been bitten several times by sharp edges inside cheap cases! Crickey! I lost a finger installing a sound card once (OK, I didn't, but there was a lot of blood!!)

    Did anyone else immediately think of this episode of Rhino and Nutmeg??

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  84. Science???? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 0, Troll

    This is showbiz news, not science news!

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    1. Re:Science???? by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is showbiz news, not science news!

      Steve Irwin was a respectd scientist, his field was ecological conservationism.
      He completed surveys and took blood samples, he gathered data, and he made documentaries to educate the public about misunderstood "monsters".

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    2. Re:Science???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn straight. Steve's contribution to how we look at our planet is as important as any major contribution by any leading scientist. His message wasn't how dangerous crocs and snakes and spiders are, but how important they are - in fact how much more important they are than us... and that as far as we should be concerned we are just merely visitors passing through and should not touch the exhibit. What also needs to be understood is that it wasn't a solo effort. He has a huge staff and a network of professionals all around the world that contributed greatly to the field of environmental science. They have been able to carry on important work which our fast food culture doesn't really have the inclination to support properly, all through Steve's cunning use of the media. My only hope is that this fantastic deception continues, because without it, we're pretty much fsckd. And for all those /.ers who have somehow managed to link this to 9/11. FFS people, pull your heads out of your arses and get a grip. Pay your respects to the man and then STFU.

  85. blatantly stolen by JeremyALogan · · Score: 4, Funny
    For some reason reading something from/about someone in Australia reminds me of a joke I read on here (can't remember who originally posted it).
    Upon filling out Customs forms to enter Australia I came across a line that asked if I was a convicted felon. I responded with "I didn't know it was still a requirement."
    1. Re:blatantly stolen by daffmeister · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure it was Bill Bryson that wrote that in "Down Under"

    2. Re:blatantly stolen by njh · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whereas flying into the US they ask you a hundred times if you're a terrorist.

      Customs official: "For the one hundredth time, ARE YOU A TERRORIST?!"
      Passenger: "Oh, ok, I am. happy now?"

    3. Re:blatantly stolen by f1055man · · Score: 1

      WOT(Way off topic): More felons were shipped to the colonies in America than Australia, but felons were a higher percentage of Australian colonists than American colonists.

    4. Re:blatantly stolen by JeremyALogan · · Score: 1

      Interesting... I should look that up. It's one of my favorite jokes and I'd love to be able to give credit where it's due.

  86. This bums me out. by elgee · · Score: 2

    He was a real animal lover and worked for the preservation of many species.

    Rest in peace, friend.

  87. Shouldn't mock but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's Steve Irwin's favourite tv show?

    Stingraaaaaaaaaay Stingray! doo doo dooooooo etc. :)

  88. glad that's over by drDugan · · Score: 1, Interesting

    As awful as it sounds, I'm glad that he won't be screwing with animals any more. The way he dealt with animals always made me feel like they should get a good chomp or poke back at him. Glad that one finally did!

    1. Re:glad that's over by Macka · · Score: 1


      You're glad that he got killed? Man you're sick.

      Grrrr !!!!

    2. Re:glad that's over by biffta · · Score: 2

      they should get a good chomp or poke back at him.
      Did you ever actually watch his shows? He was always getting chomped and poked by various dangerous animals. But I don't class getting pierced through the heart with a venomous spear "a good chomp". If that's the sort of thing that makes you "Glad" you are a seriously f*cked up individual.

    3. Re:glad that's over by AbRASiON · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm an Australian who can comfortably agree with this.

      The man was an idiot, from agiating animals to acting backwards and "bogan" for cash, he's exploited Australian stereotypes, generally made the whole country a laughing stock and well done just plain dumb shit.

      of COURSE one of these days poking these poor bloody things they will jab you, I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.

      I am sorry for his wife and kids but I really won't miss this idiot.
      Mod me down all you like, this is my opinion.

      For reference, not a single person at work didn't have a laugh about this, seriously - the man was a laughing stock here.

    4. Re:glad that's over by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1

      Your sample size leaves much to be desired, you ignorant dipshit.

      And you are confusing his TV personality with his real work.

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    5. Re:glad that's over by Scrameustache · · Score: 1
      he's exploited Australian stereotypes, generally made the whole country a laughing stock

      Now now, he may have exploited Australian stereotypes, but we were all laughing at you looooong before he came along, and will be long after his death:
      • You're Australian? Did your family keep the shackles as an heirloom?
      • I think I hear a dingo stealing your baby...
      • etc.

      Notice that none of those were Irwin-related ;-)
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    6. Re:glad that's over by drDugan · · Score: 1

      What is this "real work" of Steve Irwin you refer to?

    7. Re:glad that's over by drDugan · · Score: 1

      No. It saddens me any time something alive is destroyed.

      As far as I can tell, this is a man who made significant gains in his career by having a TV show where he abused animals. He poke and prodded them and wrestled them for the lights and the cameras.

      What I said is that I'm glad that the abusing of the animals by Steve Irwin is over.

    8. Re:glad that's over by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Now now, he may have exploited Australian stereotypes, but we were all laughing at you looooong before he came along, and will be long after his death:

      You can't be Yahoo Serious. It was years ago that we were Dundee with that.

    9. Re:glad that's over by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1

      He's a very serious conservationist, and has also contributed his expertiese to various wildlife relocation projects. He has dedicated his entire life to the protection of enviornment necessary for various species, especially crocs of course.

      You'd have known that if you knew the slighest damn thing about the man you're shooting your mouth off about after his death. Indeed, your despising him and disparaging remarks about him say a lot more about your own character than his.

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    10. Re:glad that's over by drDugan · · Score: 1

      Since when does posting opinions online equate with "shooting your mouth off"?
      I don't despise him.
      I have not desparaged him.

      I would have to disagree with the assertion he has "dedicated his entire life to the protection of enviornment" (sic)

      While I am not an active environmentalist, I have seen this person repeatedly abuse animals on television shows. From my limited knowledge about the person he presented an image to **ME** of a TV personality who profited off interacting with wild and captive animals. What exactly does this say about my character?

    11. Re:glad that's over by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1

      Oh? You didn't say anything disparaging?

      regarding animals getting a "poke" at him: Glad that one finally did!

      That was his death. Period. End of story. You're a fucking asshole.

      And he was a dedicated conservationist. He spent most of his earnings on buying land to prevent it from being developed. But wait, why am I arguing with you. You totally ignored my mention of the important projects he's involved with already.

      And you don't know shit about the animals he dealt with. He never hurt them. And when he wasn't goofing off in front of a camera, he was doing everything in his power to protect them from being wiped out by other humans.

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    12. Re:glad that's over by drDugan · · Score: 1

      After doing much more reading on this - it appears Steve Irwin did much more than his antics on TV, and for that he deserves to be lauded. You are correct,I don't know much about the animals he dealt with. I saw the man on TV poking them and it offended me regularly.

      I'll admit my initial comments were made without the knowledge about his conservation efforts.

      Ryan, you're awfully judgemental of someone you have never met. I think if you met me, your assessment might be different. Making underinformed statements does not anyone a "fucking asshole".

      As for the statement "Glad that one finally did!" - this was not disparaging of Steve. To disparage means to belittle or reduce in rank.

    13. Re:glad that's over by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1

      So, exclaiming your approval of someone's demise is not disparaging? Disparaging has several definitions, btw, one simply being:

      disparaging
              adj : expressive of low opinion


      And approving of someone's death is most certainly belittling of that person's worth. Forgive me if I'm not impressed by your argument against being a "fucking asshole." Indeed, your statements were not just "underinformed," they were plainly callous and mean.

      However, given what you said was in the context of a celebrity, especially one who annoyed you(understandably so even, I admit), I do not actually assume that you are a "fucking asshole" IRL, and I shouldn't have said that. I *sigh* *cough*apologize*cough*.

      Cheers,
      Ryan

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  89. The idiot endangered his son by Travoltus · · Score: 1, Informative

    He was feeding a croc with one hand while holding his kid in the other.

    I don't care if it was a "calculated" risk... crocodiles can go from sitting dead like a lump on a log to clamping their jaw around your leg in a split second. There is absolutely no calculating anything with a croc. There is no minimum safe distance from a croc except 20 feet behind a very high and thick concrete fence.

    Crocs can and do nail gazelles. Was Steve Irwin faster than a gazelle? No? Then his kid was in mortal danger, and he put him there.

    That and the way he molested female pigs, etc., makes me have very little respect for him.

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    1. Re:The idiot endangered his son by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2, Funny
      That and the way he molested female pigs

      Details?

    2. Re:The idiot endangered his son by delinear · · Score: 1

      He was only raising his kids the way he was raised. People take "calculated risks" all the damn time - your children have a much, much greater chance of dying in a car crash than being eaten by a croc, even if you live in a croc area, but are people who drive their kids to school idiots, endangering their children?

      Wrapping kids in cotton wool doesn't do them any good in the long run. Knowing how much Steve loved his kids, he wouldn't have endangered them in a situation he thought he couldn't handle, and if it came to the worst and the croc did attack, you'd better believe Steve would happily let it take his leg in order to save his kid. That's just the kind of guy he was. If this incident proves anything it's that accidents can and will happen. His kid would be in as much danger on an outing to the beach as it was being near a croc in the care of a crocodile expert.

    3. Re:The idiot endangered his son by rat_herder · · Score: 1

      The incident you are referring to was blown completely out of proportion. This is a guy who would have never endangered anyone but himself. He had a kindness and honesty that are rarely seen in current society. His kid was never in "mortal danger", that is complete crap. The footage you saw, made it look like they were closer then they were.

      In the countless media interviews he did after, it was clear he was upset at people even thinking he would endager his son.

      Molested female pigs??? are you fucking kidding? stfu. seriously.

    4. Re:The idiot endangered his son by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      > Crocs can and do nail gazelles. Was Steve Irwin faster than a gazelle? No? Then his kid was in mortal danger, and he put him there.
      Wow, I bet Steve didn't know that. It's a pity you weren't there to educate him on the dangers of crocodiles.

      Everyone endagers their children all the time. Even when you cross the road with your children you endanger them. Just because there were risks involved doesn't mean he didn't understand them.
      Part of parenting is choosing which risks to take - and in general it's no one elses business but yours.

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    5. Re:The idiot endangered his son by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1
      He was feeding a croc with one hand while holding his kid in the other.


      That incident was overblown crap from people who are ignorant of crocs. His son was in no danger.
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    6. Re:The idiot endangered his son by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shame there's no way to mod someone "-1 sanctimonious arsehole"

  90. Dealing with risks. by rew · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have always had the impression that Steve got slightly too close to the dangerous animals. Sure, he was better at this than I am, and he probably "knew what he was doing" most of the time.....

    But still.... If at one point in time you decide to do something dangerous that has a 1/1000 chance of getting you killed, there is a better than 99% chance (99.9% in fact) that you'll survive. If this happens a couple of times during your lifetime. Fine. If 1000 people live similarly dangerously as you, some get killed. Fact of life.

    Because Steve did this kind of dangerous stuff on a dayly basis, his chances of survival drop significantly. Statistics.

    In practise it's worse than what theoretical statistics predict: after surviving 99 dangerous (say 1/1000) situations humans think they have things under control, and will start to engage in even more dangerous behaviour (say 1/100). Pushing the limits.

    Freak accident? No. Statistics caught up with him.

    1. Re:Dealing with risks. by ztransform · · Score: 1

      Steve knew crocodiles and snakes - he was famous for this. I don't recall hearing much about his marine acumen, though. So it makes sense that he died working in an unfamiliar environment.

      The time that he had his kid in a crocodile enclosure didn't worry me - that's like a construction worker taking his kid on site, or a fisherman taking his kid on a boat. Fathers are allowed to look after their children in the environments they know best, and what is dangerous to one person, is not dangerous to another who knows the environment.

    2. Re:Dealing with risks. by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Freak accident? No. Statistics caught up with him.

      I would agree with you if he was bitten by a venomous snake, or pulled under by a croc, but he wasn't.

      None of the articles I've read on the subject suggest he did anything to provoke the stingray, other than swimming near it.

      It's really seems quite the opposite of what you're claiming... It seems he may have let his guard down around an animal which rational people would consider mostly harmless, and certainly not a lethal threat.

      In other words, people who live dangerous, can still get killed by a meteorite out of a blue sky.
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    3. Re:Dealing with risks. by rew · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, he started out with the crocodiles, expanded into snakes, spiders, scorpions and other dangerous animals when his series became hits. So, I don't see him as an expert on just crocodiles and snakes.

      Next, he was filming. Viewers want action. He was always provoking the animals if they just wanted to sit there. Now, on the day he died, we're unlikely to hear from an official source wether he was actively interacting with the animal or if he was just passing by.

      My guess is that Steve Irwing wouldn't pass by an opportunity to film a possibly deadly animal. He had acute vision, and was good at spotting wild animals worth shooting. My guess is that he spotted the fish, interacted with it, and got surprised by it's speed (or his own slowness in water).

      I don't consider stingrays mostly harmless.

      But yes, officially your theory is just as valid. (but IMHO less likely).

    4. Re:Dealing with risks. by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Now, on the day he died, we're unlikely to hear from an official source wether he was actively interacting with the animal or if he was just passing by.

      And what makes you think that? There is videotape of the incident, which is being investigated. The witness have also been repeatedly interviewed.

      My guess is that he spotted the fish, interacted with it, and got surprised by it's speed (or his own slowness in water).

      Yes, well, your guess has NO facts behind it at all. Mine has, a few at least, although motivation is certainly speculative.

      I don't consider stingrays mostly harmless.

      And you're a marine expert? When was the last time a person killed by a stingray?

      The fact remains that this was a freak accident. This isn't an animal which is normally able to kill people, unlike snakes, crocs, etc. Even if he was handling it (which doesn't seem to be the case), he had very little, if any, reason to believe it could put his life in danger.
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    5. Re:Dealing with risks. by rew · · Score: 1

      A marine expert is quoted as saying about 30 people died in the last couple of years. That counts as: "Be careful with stingrays, they could be deadly" to me. Maybe that's BECAUSE I'm not a marine expert.

      I found a news report that says: "He was swimming over a bull stingray when the stingray suddenly stopped, turned around, and ... " (don't remember the wording, but it stung Steve).

      So maybe you're right: Maybe he wasn't poking at the animal.

      "Stingrays are placid animals and will only attack when they feel threatened".

      Apparently Steve got the animal into a position where it felt threatened. It is his professional knowledge that should predict the situation when an animal starts to feel threatened and might attack, especially with "mostly placid, but will attack when it feels threatened" animals.

    6. Re:Dealing with risks. by evilviper · · Score: 1
      A marine expert is quoted as saying about 30 people died in the last couple of years.

      Got a source for that? That sounds extremely high.

      A couple other issues to consider, though.

      Most stingray deaths are in small children, and in 3rd world countries, where envenomated victims get poor or no treatment after the incident. They also practically only happen when the stingray has been violently attacked, or the stinger accidentally stepped-on. They are regarded as passive creatures.

      The stingrays found in other parts of the world are also very different than those found in Australia and the Great Barrier Reef. There had been only 2 recorded stingray fatalities in Australia, and the most recent was 1945. And the later was unconfirmed, only suspected to be a stingray wound.

      Freshwater stingrays (found in Columbia) are much more dangerous, and drive up the statistics dramatically, if you include them with salt-water stingrays.

      Sources: http://www.blackwell-synergy.com/doi/pdf/10.1111/j .1708-8305.1998.tb00510.x#search=%22australian%20s tingray%20fatality%22
      http://www.wemjournal.org/wmsonline/?request=get-d ocument&issn=1080-6032&volume=013&issue=02&page=01 06#i1080-6032-013-02-0106-b3
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    7. Re:Dealing with risks. by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Ah, well I see the problem.

      "estimated deaths" is different than "died", although this one isn't major.

      More importantly, "recent years" is very different than "couple of years".

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    8. Re:Dealing with risks. by rew · · Score: 1

      My brain somehow treats "couple" and "several" or in this case "recent" as the same. I could say that English is not my native language. However I make the same mistake in Dutch, which IS my native language.

      Steve is quoted as "Crikey, the F*&^*&^ bit me". Which proves to me that he occasionally got too close to dangerous animals.

      When things go fatally wrong, there are usually a coulple of "bad luck" factors that are involved. In this case, he got stung in a sensitive place.

      In the news today here in Holland: Guy jumps out of 3rd story window because his house is on fire. That's well high enough to get yourself killed (we count ground floor, 1st, 2nd over here, so 3rd floor is about 9m up). He was lucky, broke both legs.

      Also in the news: Last year 11 prisoners died in a fire at Schiphol Airport. The report about this was leaked today, and "several errors were made by various organizations contributing to the tragedy".

      Had the stingray hit Steve's arm, he'd make a "crikey, he stung me" remark again, and he'd have exciting footage for TV. Allow 70 poisonous animals to make a strike at you (but miss), and 30 to actually bite you, it becomes likely that one of them is "lucky" and kills you.

  91. Re:Honestly, this was a long time comingthey're no by rucs_hack · · Score: 2

    when I was a kid in australiaa I was smacked black and blue by my dad when he caught me playing with a stingray.
    His logic was that he'd rather I not do it because he hit me then not do it because I was dead. I get his point now, as an adult, but as a kid it just worked, I didn't know why.

  92. A warning to Americans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    A warning to Americans thinking of "liberating" Australia at any time in the future (should we ever find much larger resources of oil here).

    Of the Worlds top 10 most poisonous animals, we have the #1 all the way through to #9. It was previously beleived that we had 1-8, however a snake previously thought to be extinct, recently killed a man, bringing as back to 1-9. That does of course exclude all the other dangerous animals, like Crocs (including the salty, which loves to come up on our beaches, out of the lovely surf and snap-up a Yankee snack), wild dingos, sharks, etc.

    Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi! Aussie! Oi! Aussie! Oi! Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!!!

    If you try to get our Great Barrel of Oil (Great Barrier Reef), the Stingray Gods will get you.

  93. Pussycats of the sea by fm6 · · Score: 1
    Stingrays are generally non-aggressive and intelligent creatures. They have been called the "pussycat of the sea,"

    Something I can attest to first-hand. The Monterey Bay Aquarium has an exhibit where you can pet bat rays.

    I know Irwin has a lot of fans. But I always found his personality very hard to take. The fact that he managed to get himself killed by such an inoffensive creature does little to raise my opinion of him.

  94. Re:Well by masklinn · · Score: 1

    It's actually pretty cool, no one could ever have guessed how he'd die.

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  95. Being stoned only made it that much more... by cjkeeme · · Score: 0

    I can't express how much this saddens me. I spent so many hours in my college days, which only ended in May, watching Steve Irwin. Being stoned only made it that much more interesting.

  96. Freak accident? Hardly by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1

    Killed by a sting ray, or killed by an eventuality everyone but him could see? I wasn't rooting for him to get killed or anything, but he certainly deserves a Darwin award.

    1. Re:Freak accident? Hardly by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      Why do you think he didn't see it?

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    2. Re:Freak accident? Hardly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't get a darwin award if you've reproduced (at least it seems against the spirit of the thing to me).

  97. Re: Alligator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one calls it alligator in Aus, so that phrase just don't cut it.

  98. Poor guy... by Terminus32 · · Score: 0

    R.I.P.

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  99. You know what? by eclectro · · Score: 1

    Steve would want us to pet an alligator in his memory.

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  100. it was NSA controlled stingray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No way it is accident, remote controlled stingrays are new dolphins

  101. Hollywood Fallout by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Sadly, Steve Irwin's death has forced producers to shelve plans for Snakes on a Plane 2: Stingrays on a Boat "Crikey! I'm fair dinkum annoyed at all these bodgy stingrays on this bodgy boat!"

  102. Eeep! by abnormalty · · Score: 1

    The domainrush has begun!

    www.ripcrochunter.com
    www.ripsteveirwin.com
    www.steveirwinrip.com
    www.steveirwinisdead.com

  103. Re:You're a bunch of cold hearted, sh*t eating ner by JockTroll · · Score: 0

    Remember, this is Slashdot. The nerds here have only one claim in life: "Being pursued down corridor by jock, having face smashed into locker by jock, getting punched in the nose by jock, having head pushed into toilet by jock, being beaten up by jock, having jock shit on their face."

    And then, going off to a bright future of burger flipping, trash hauling and toilet cleaning.

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  104. a freak accident by oohshiny · · Score: 1

    A "freak accident" is if you get killed by a sting ray in your bath tub. When you go diving with sting rays, it's more like a calculated risk that didn't work out.

  105. Steve Irwin Dead... by melibeli · · Score: 1

    ...by stingray. Sadly ironic, in a way.

  106. Re:Honestly, this was a long time comingthey're no by mibus · · Score: 1

    Simple - if you did it, you might be hurt by the 'ray - but you will be hurt by your Dad. Kids don't believe in death (like adults do, anyway) but they know a good smacking :)

  107. he jammed his thumb in its butthole! by Col+Bat+Guano · · Score: 0, Troll

    you know, you have to be careful when you do that.

  108. Out of his element. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's very important to note that the stingray attack happened UNDERWATER. On dry land, Irwin would have DEMOLISHED the stingray. I guarantee it.

  109. That is completely false by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is completely false. News.com is owned by C|Net and is a technology news site. News.com.au is owned by News Corporation, whose web site is www.newscorp.com.

  110. Quick! Think of something funny! by wwiiol_toofless · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Try to get a couple mods to chuckle. When you detached morons are done, have a chuckle thinking about his little children. Still no emotion? Put down your PSP and picture your childhood without a father. I like humor too but it's too easy for people to take shots behind the internet curtain; would it still be funny if you told it to his family. Take a breather and ponder life and death for a moment. Not TV death, real death. Do you think the magical elf Jesus is going to hand you an eternity in a bright white suit when you go? Get fucking real. This is it, the rest is the terrifying nothingness of the unknown.

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    1. Re:Quick! Think of something funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humor is often a way that people express their fondness for how they remember somebody and is part of a grieving process, whether you agree with it or not. Remorse is inevitable, little bits of humor help shine through the darkness.

      I can't help but think of some of the crazy stuff he did, his mannerisms, and smile. And I think Steve would want it that way.

    2. Re:Quick! Think of something funny! by _Pablo · · Score: 1

      How do you know for certain that the magical elf Jesus isn't going to hand us eternity in a bright white suit? I personally don't subscribe to the "magical elf Jesus handing out eternity in any form of atire" concept, but I certainly don't have any firm evidence which would allow me to categorically state it isn't the case - so maybe you have that evidence?

      His kids will know they were loved by their father, they will know that their father provided for them, they will know from his work that he died doing something he truly loved and they will know that their father was a good man. Compared that to what millions of other children around the world get for a father, they would happily make the trade of "some people on a website they will never read having a joke about the way their father lived his life" against "never knowing who raped their mother and left them to simply exist on a rubbish tip in some hell on Earth". Get some perspective and get over yourself.

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    3. Re:Quick! Think of something funny! by spirit_fingers · · Score: 1

      Here's real for you: this is the same jackass who dangled his infant son in front of a huge crocodile a couple of years back in an incredibly misguided attempt to teach him to be "croc-savvy". I guess now he'll never get the opportunity to teach his kid to be "sting-ray savvy".

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/world/newsid_336 4000/3364967.stm

    4. Re:Quick! Think of something funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think the magical elf Jesus is going to hand you an eternity in a bright white suit when you go? Get fucking real.

      Nowhere is it said that Jesus was an elf, except in your post. Secondly, It's a white robe. Third, the words to "Amazing Grace" are understood deeply by many, but because you don't doesn't mean you have to express your Christian haterz views. Fourth, a sense of true spirituality given by Jesus is priceless, and can provide a light through this time of going through the valley of the shadow of death.

    5. Re:Quick! Think of something funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wow. You're a moron.

      To actually think we don't realize death is real? and death is painful, not only to us, but to others?

      Just leave /., we don't need your kind here ;)

    6. Re:Quick! Think of something funny! by RockWolf · · Score: 1
      Thus spake the OP:

      This is it, the rest is the terrifying nothingness of the unknown.


      This is the part that I found amusing. "The terrifying nothingness of the unknown" is, to me - entirely un-terrifying. I've always figured if you're dead, you don't really care about anything much any more, so what's to be scared of, bar the method of getting there? Personally, I'd prefer to be killed in a few minutes with a stingray barb than over the course of weeks or months with, say, a cancer. As such, Big Steve's to be envied, in many ways.

      *goes to find the magical elf jesus, just to try and prove himself wrong*

      More seriously, condolences to Steve's family and kids - I'm an aussie, too, so I'll freely admit I cringed when I saw his tv shows. But, as others have said - he's done more for conservation than many others have, even professed environmentalists - and that's something to be admired.

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    7. Re:Quick! Think of something funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is it, the rest is the terrifying nothingness of the unknown.

      He refers to "the dread of something after death", though I'll grant that his will seems to be pretty puzzled.
      Now, quick poll: how many of you know what the hell I'm talking about without resort to google :-)?
  111. Vegetarian / Vegan by vistic · · Score: 0
    He was really misinformed it seems about his reasons to not become a vegetarian:

    Scientific American: Have you ever considered becoming a vegetarian?

    I went through a big stage of my life where I thought, you know, maybe it would be better to be a vegetarian, so I researched it. In no uncertain terms did I research it. Let's say this represents one cow, which will keep me in food for, let's say, a month. Now that cow needs this much land and food. Well, you can imagine, that cow needs x by x amount of land, and you can grow trees in it. Around that cow, you can have goannas, kangaroos, wallabies. You can have every other single Australian animal in and around that cow. If I was a vegetarian, to feed me for that month, I need this much land, and nothing else can grow there. Herein lies our problem. If we level that much land to grow rice and whatever, then no other animal could live there except for some insect pest species. Which is very unfortunate.

    Now, almost any environmentalist or informed vegetarian can tell you why this is wrong. I mean the cow needs food, too obviously. It takes much more grain and water to make a pound of meat than it takes to make a pound of... well, grain. You have to raise the animal over some time.

    It's a shame too, because he was a good environmentalist. And his heart was in the right place. He genuinely cared about animals.
    1. Re:Vegetarian / Vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's a shame is that he is gone, not that he intelligently disagreed with your vegan talking points.

    2. Re:Vegetarian / Vegan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say that both of those things are a shame.

  112. It was only a matter of time. by Gli7ch · · Score: 0, Troll

    Look, everyone knew that this was going to happen to Steve Irwin at some point. It didn't take a genius to see that he was unlikely to live to a ripe old age. He wasn't a complete idiot and he knew the risks he took. It was the game he played.

    Personally, I am not too heartbroken about it. To me he was just another celebrity. I found his manner irritating and never gained anything particularly insightful from his documentaries or TV series. While he pumped a decent amount of money into environmental conservation, I feel that his contribution to raising envrironmental awareness was almost cursory, as his work normally relied upon shock value and "action" shots rather than highlighting the fragile nature of the environment or even nature's splendor.

    To me, all Steve Irwin's death means is that I no longer have to put up with that ridiculous accent when I watch TV. (He did a lot of advertisments for his Zoo and Australian quarantine.)

  113. "accidental"... yeah right by smash · · Score: 1
    My bet is that he was "Accidentally" skewered by this sting ray whilst he was trying to take a ride on it's back. Most people who get stung by sting-rays are usually by stepping on them or kneeling on them or whatever, when they're laying on the sea floor.

    As someone else here posted, it's not really an accident, it's just a matter of statistics catching up with you.

    Yes, sting-rays are generally non-fatal, but if their stinger is aiming at your chest (as it would be when tryign to ride one), you're quite possibly going to die.

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    1. Re:"accidental"... yeah right by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "...it's just a matter of statistics catching up with you."

      so is a plane crash, car accident, or your heart exploding.

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    2. Re:"accidental"... yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure. Why don't you start up a Wild StingRay amusement park then? I'm sure you'll be able to make a go of that.

    3. Re:"accidental"... yeah right by smash · · Score: 1

      Granted, but you don't go stacking the odds against you unless you don't care about dying do you?

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  114. Why Slashdot? by sam991 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I know he was a great guy and despite his clearly loony behaviour, we all have a fondness for him.
    That being said, why is this story on /.? How is this 'news for nerds'? Why is this in the science category?

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    1. Re:Why Slashdot? by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      Because the majority of nerds find this news very interesting.

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    2. Re:Why Slashdot? by makomk · · Score: 1

      To be honest, this story just seems to be everywhere...

  115. Question is: Was it WORTH it? by jkrise · · Score: 1

    Personally, I won a book of Gerald Durrell as a prize in school, and that got me hooked onto nature and animals. Those line diagrams and illustrations in those books are far more captivating for a real enthusiast, rather than these 'live' videos and 'personal' encounters. Lying on top of a crocodile... there was the other video of a scantily clad lass suckling a baby deer with a feeding bottle held under her knee... what value do these videos have?

    We hear a lot about debates in Parliament on fox-hunting, yet the same populace fly in every year to Zimbabwe and Mozambique to hunt down wilder and endangered species every year. Do we need to motivate such people with realistic videos?

    Why not keep a respectful distance and stick to portraits and illustration sketches? Are such exoeditions really worth the trouble and harm?

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    1. Re:Question is: Was it WORTH it? by delinear · · Score: 1

      The thing is, Steve's shows were never really targeted at the real enthusiast. They were always far too light on factual information to reach that audience. What he did was bring a small part of what the enthusiast feels to a much wider audience. That is the value of his videos. If you want the average guy in the street to care about animals being hunted and killed, you have to make those animals more to him than a line in an encyclopaedia. Steve brought these animals into the homes of millions of people around the world, and in doing so, helped raise awareness of their respective plights. He was a great conservationist, just a different conservationist. Making these encounters 'personal' is exactly what gets people interested. It's difficult for the masses to feel emotionally involved in the plight of an animal without that personal attachment.

      As for the question of whether 'realistic videos' motivate people to hunt animals... dude, wtf? Never, never, ever did Steve advocate hunting and, in fact, he was a staunch anti-hunt lobbyist who poured tons of his own money into wildlife conservation. To suggest that people will watch one of his shows and become overwhelmed with some kind of hunter's bloodlust at the mere sight of a live croc is just ridiculous. Banning live video of animals won't stop people wanting to hunt them, it will just lead to apathy amongst the general populace as to whether they are hunted or not - which would be a lot worse.

  116. Mod parent up by kestasjk · · Score: 1

    South Park's satire of Steve Irwin really sums up what I thought his show was about. "I'm gonna sneak up on it, and stick my thumb in it's butthole!"

    Attenborough gets better footage without intentionally riling the animals up.

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  117. invincible by rmrfstar · · Score: 1

    I was pretty sure that he was invincible... like he found his keyboard and hit iddqd. R.I.P Steve

  118. Re:Honestly, this was a long time comingthey're no by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "I didn't know why"

    No offence but it's a pity your dad thought you were too stupid to understand a less violent means of communication.

    The first fish I caught as a child in Oz was a "toadie", I wanted to take it home and cook it until I was told it was poisionous. I was also stung (in the leg) by a small ray when I accidently stepped on one at the beach, hurt like hell but I didn't get sick. I can only figure the one that got Steve must have been the size of a dinning room table.

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  119. Wikipedia article on 'stingray' by Rameriez · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It might be interesting to note that the Wikipedia article on stingrays has already been locked due to vandalism, only hours after the news hit the Web. Mr Irwin's death has had a much greater impact online than I originally anticipated.

  120. In other news... by spirit_fingers · · Score: 1

    In a bizarre twist of fate, Bob Fortuna, AKA The Sting-Ray Man, was devoured today by a crocodile while taping an episode of his popular TV show in the Everglades. Commenting on the this latest trajedy to reporters in Canberra, Mabel Rosenbaum, known to millions of TV viewers as The Shark Babe, said, "I always said you gotta stick to your area of expertise when it comes to handling dangerous wildlife. These guys think that just because they know how to hog tie one kind of critter they can pretty much wrassle anything. Why, just last year, whats-his-name, the Man-Eating Plant guy, almost had his head bit off by a condor. Gettin' cocky in this busines will get you killed, so that's why I'm sticking to my sharks. No sense in taking foolish risks."

  121. sad, but strangely ironic by Tweekster · · Score: 1

    I mean that guy has been going for the ironic style toe tag for a decade.

    take risks, live (or dont) with the consequnces. from the articles I read he sounded like a genuinely passionate person and lived his live right and pretty damn hardcore.
    Feel bad for the family that has to deal with the loss. he certainly was a dedicated animal lover and showed that to millions of peoples. Seems odd seeing a guy thats taken on the most dangerous animals in the world, go down by a searay. He tought a lot of people a lot, and really dedicated himself to what he cares about, in all honesty, can you possibly ask for anything more...better to burn out than fade away.

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  122. Not the point... by Zooka · · Score: 1

    The grandparent's statement did not mean that the example is unfortunate. Mr. Irwin's death is the unfortunate part.

    Also:
    Truly stupid people don't learn from mistakes (esp. others'). But maybe some smart people (who are quite capable of stupid acts) will learn from this... ;)

  123. Freak accident or asking for it? by DrXym · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Sucks to be his family, but his basic modus was to pick-up, provoke or otherwise annoy wild and venomous animals. Therefore, "freak accident" is more like "asking for it".

    While details are still muddled of his death it would not surprise me if he tried to touch one from above and accidentally triggered the stingray's automatic defence to flick the barb straight into his chest. You can't jump back, or dodge, or do anything in water if an animals reacts. As such you'd think the rules of engagement (even for Steve) in the water would be far stricter than on land.

    1. Re:Freak accident or asking for it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The stingray couldn't read his sign.

      "I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there was a guy
      inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one way to test that.
      "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump
      into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you."
      "Well allright....hold my sign, I don't wanna loose it""

      In all honesty though, lots of people do dangerous jobs and put themselves in hazardous situations all the time, often for a cause but sometimes just for the thrill. Many have said your not really living if your not living on the edge. Steve Irwin probably lived life fuller in a day then most of us do in a year or even a lifetime and those crocs were probably more predictable then a house full of crackheads, a town full of guerillas or storm tossed seas.

      Furthermore to everyone who seems to think that jokes shouldn't be cracked at times like this, well you just don't know what your talking about. Futhermore if your objecting on Christian grounds, go back and reread your Bible cause you missed a lot in there.

  124. so long... by jovius · · Score: 2, Funny

    so long and thanks for all the fish !

  125. Heh by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    I'm so used to seeing fake obits on slashdot I have trouble taking this seriously. Crikey indeed.

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  126. Very sad by PenguinGuy · · Score: 1

    I used to watch his shows all the time and loved them (even got a shirt with him on it). Even though he did some crazy shit (the spitting cobra in Africa springs to mind), he always cared about the animals and wanted to show people that we could live in peace with them.

    Rest in peace mate....crikey...

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  127. RIP Steve Irwin by Pen6uiN · · Score: 1

    died doing what he loved best .. RIP Steve Irwin. condolences to his family.

  128. last words.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    motherfuckin sting rays in this motherfuckin ocean!

  129. BS by CaptainDefragged · · Score: 5, Informative

    What a load of crap. Absolute drivel. The kids were with their mother in Tasmania. Anyone who knew anything about Steve and his family could never say such a thing. Their children are there passion. There was hardly a sentence out of Steve's mouth that didn't mention his children. They would do anything for them. If people would show have as much passion for their children as the Irwin's did, the world would be a far better place.

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    1. Re:BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I heard his daughter was with him.

    2. Re:BS by PhotoGuy · · Score: 1

      I'm of a mixed mind about this. The outrageous, dramatic, dangerous things he did brought a lot of attention to wildlife issues, as well as creating of lot of income, which he reinvested to the benefits of wildlife. (And ironically, his death is the ultimate drama, bringing all the more attention to all his achievements.)

      But in the end, someone with children who takes such risks, ultimately risks removing a parent from a child's life, which is where I find the problem. However, when I compare the benefits of what he was doing, to, for example, fathers who have died climbing everest, one can not fault the man in the slightest.

      The amount of new coverage, and even +5 /. posts, indicates the impact this man truly had on the world and its people. Kudos for the article summary by calling the man by his name, and not his well known nick name.

      Rest in peace, and job well done, Steve.

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    3. Re:BS by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Someone's Sarcasm-O-Meter is broken.

    4. Re:BS by peacegoddss · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. Most people here seem to have missed the point of his work which was animal conservation conservation and conservation. Since the point seemed to miss most people on the so called "idiot" show, it still must have been too complicated for most people on here.

      Peacegoddss

  130. Re:Honestly, this was a long time comingthey're no by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "but you will be hurt by your Dad."

    Only if he catches you!!! Since the GP "didn't know why" it follows that "dad" did not impart any survival knowlage other than how to avoid a smack in the head from "dad", ( ie: "don't get caught by dad" instead of "stingrays are dangerous" ). Communicating with your kids via the "do as I say or I will bash you again" method only teaches them to fear and avoid you. Why do you think kids run away from violent homes as soon as they reach puberty?

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  131. Re: Alligator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a while, pedophile

  132. A great shame to loose such a wonderful Australian by crusty_architect · · Score: 1

    Steve and his antics will be greatly missed both here in Australia and around the world. While we all saw Steve as the consumate entertainer, Steve was as much an friend to the environment and it's creatures great and small. Thanks Steve!!! We will miss you!! A Sad Day......

  133. Re:Respect : there are two kinds of people in life by dario_moreno · · Score: 1

    there are two kinds of people in life, those who laugh at death, and those who find comfort in religion...you won't convince any of the other kind, and it extends to everything else, with those categories always fighting, the bigots of anything (including Linux or Star Wars) against the clowns and the saboteurs. We see fine example in this discussion, "god bless his family and his soul" against "who would have guessed petting stingrays was dangerous".

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  134. hidden in sand Re:why did it kill him? by wadiwood · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think he probably landed on the bottom without checking the sand first. This is something I've seen him do more than once in underwater documentaries and it makes me cringe every time. He wouldn't go wading in murky water he knew has crocodiles in it so why does he scuba dive onto sandy bottoms containing hidden crabs, stingrays, stone fish, stargazers, flounder, sand worms and other sea life? Some of these critters can inflict a lot of damage.

    I read his heart got pierced by the barb (fatal injury) - so he either landed on the stingray, chest first, or he was trying to ride it.

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  135. At least he died doing what he loved. by Zorque · · Score: 1

    He probably wouldn't have done anything if this hadn't killed him instantly. I used to watch the Crocodile Hunter all the time, and Steve always shrugged everything off. Once he was leaning his head out of a moving car and had his ear torn nearly off by a tree. Steve slapped it back in place and continued with the show. What a great guy.

  136. Netcraft confirms it! by psxman · · Score: 1

    Steve Irwin is dying!
    *ducks*

  137. Why not Paris...Why Steve ?? by www.Aimthings.com · · Score: 1

    Humm, a few /.'ers seem to not like such a nice down to earth guy as Steve. I wonder what comments would be said if it was Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise, Jolie or Pitt ( Too bad life is not a chess game, so we could trade up for a better piece) I for one, would prefer to see Paris Hilton impaled on a snorkeling trip to the Bahamas and read the entertaining excerpts of how all the local villagers rushed to dive after for all the diamonds and sparkly gifts she left scattered on the sea floor.

    Oh yea...and please do not try to tell me how much humanitarian Jolie is..and her Pitt sidekick get real, how much humanitarian aid can you do, if each time to travel you come back with various cafe shots and a new baby in the oven.

    I think this may be the first time, those names were ever posted in the entire Slashdot website...sorry guys..I know, stick with news that matters..

    anyway, lets all hog tie Paris and toss her in a volcano see of we can trade up.

    1. Re:Why not Paris...Why Steve ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paris Hilton did provide one valuable service to the human race. She became living proof that it is indeed possible to screw your brains out. And now she has a CD out that's actually doing well in the Billboard charts. Easy to lose all faith in humanity.

    2. Re:Why not Paris...Why Steve ?? by 99luftballon · · Score: 1

      I thought it was virgins you tossed into volcanos...

    3. Re:Why not Paris...Why Steve ?? by www.Aimthings.com · · Score: 1

      Ah, actually a lot of sacrifices were men.. Remember your doing this to APEASE the gods...Maybe we should toss you in too for added measure.. "Description: Hawaiian legends tell that eruptions were caused by Pele, the beautiful but tempestuous Goddess of Volcanoes, during her frequent moments of anger. Pele was both revered and feared; her immense power and many adventures figured prominently in ancient Hawaiian songs and chants. Kilauea volcano, on the south side of the Island of Hawaii, is one of the most active on Earth. It is the home to Pele, the volcano goddess of ancient Hawaiian legends. Players are tribal elders, responsible for the growth and strength of their tribes. These Ancient Hawaiian tribes sacrificed Tribesmen to appease Pele in hopes that her wrath would not rain fiery lava down upon them. It was considered an honor to be sacrificed to save the tribe." Why would you do a virgin in Hawaii to Goddess of Volcanoes, unless she is a lesbian, then that would be kewl...but being as us men never get what we want? Be assured she will only accept MALE sacrifices... Now hush, and go back to slamming Paris Hilton...that was more fun then being technical about sacrifices standards over the world.

  138. Bindi is .. by CaptainDefragged · · Score: 1

    an Australian colloquialism for Belinda.

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    1. Re:Bindi is .. by trolleymusic · · Score: 1

      Well being an Australian, living in Australia, I can honestly say that neither I nor any of my Australian housemates are aware of that...

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    2. Re:Bindi is .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am living with an Australian who always used "bindi" as a name for a thorn in the grass. Something that would hurt you if you trod on it with bare feet. Strange name for a girl if true.

  139. crakey! by myfootsmells · · Score: 1

    did you see that it got me right in the chest. don't worry gang there's nothing to worry oh fu......

  140. Fedex Commercial by Solandri · · Score: 1

    He made a Fedex Commercial pretty much along the same lines.

  141. Have you quite finished? by sn00ker · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Get the fuck over yourself! My father died of a stroke on a Friday. On the Monday I went to school (I was 14) for the first couple of periods, and between the two someone asked how I was (at this point Dad's death was a very closely-held secret, and this boy hadn't heard). My response? "How would you feel if your father was lying in a casket in your living room?"

    Black humour is natural, even healthy. Once you've finished your holier-than-thou anti-religion bullshit, go and smack yourself over the head with a reality stick. Hard. Please. For the good of humanity.
    All your rant has done is show that you're a sanctimonious prick with nothing better to do than preach to the rest of us. Get back to your hole and get some experience in dealing with death, then return and tell us how horribly insenstive you are. Better still, go hang out with some fire fighters for a few shifts. Reckon you've got the testicular fortitude to tell them off for "crispy critter" jokes after a fatal fire? No, didn't think so.

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    1. Re:Have you quite finished? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you sound a fucking fruit-cake. Religion is the very essence of bullshit, anything anti-religious is OK in my book.

      Incidentally, your response to the kid wasn't in the least bit funny, and shows you neither understood nor understand people or comedy.

      BTW, "Testicular fortitude"? WTF?

    2. Re:Have you quite finished? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nerd rage la~

  142. You'll be missed Steve by LividBlivet · · Score: 1

    By fans, family, friends and animals alike. RIP.

  143. F'king Tragic! by berenixium · · Score: 1

    Jesus, what a day! Rest In Peace, mate. I just can't believe He's gone!

  144. Love him or loath him, ... by thephydes · · Score: 1

    he was a passionate Australian. What more can a fellow Aussie ask? As for all you half baked wankers who seem to think its good sport to make jokes at the expense of another family's tragedy, all I can say is you are fucking pathetic. I wont even ask you to put yourself in the position of his family because you are so fucking selfish you wouldnt know how.

  145. He made reptiles respectable by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I always preferred Sir David Attenborough. That is someone who truly loves and respects nature.

    I agree about Sir David Attenborough greatness, but the difference is how thay handled reptiles. After watching Sir David Attenborough, if I found a snake in the back yard I would still chop off its head with a hoe. After watching Steve Irwin, I would think twice and maybe call someone to take it away. Steve changed the image of reptiles from nasty creatures that you kill on sight to animals that should be respected the same as the furry cute ones.

    1. Re:He made reptiles respectable by thelost · · Score: 2, Funny

      surely if you defeat the great lizard you get to claim the princess's hand in marriage?

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    2. Re:He made reptiles respectable by fitten · · Score: 1

      Yep. I like them both and they both have very different styles. Sir David Attenborough was a scientist. His documentaries are all about observation and being on the outside looking in, very clinical and scientific. Steve Irwin's were about being in there with whatever it was, more like showing that they are in our world and we are in theirs (and we have to deal with it and respect them), not something that's just observed from a distance and studied.

    3. Re:He made reptiles respectable by Feezle · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right. It's easy to make people love panda bears. It's a lot harder to get people to see the beauty and importance of a crocodile, a snake, or a tarantula. Steve did a wonderful job of conveying his enthusiastic appreciation for every sort of creature and its place in nature. My kids are much better off for having watched so many hours of his shows.

  146. Re:Honestly, this was a long time comingthey're no by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

    "No offence but it's a pity your dad thought you were too stupid to understand a less violent means of communication."

    Very much so, since I haven't seen him since I was 7, because of the very same temper. However he had a point I suppose. I was, um, swinging it around my head.....

    "The first fish I caught as a child in Oz was a "toadie", I wanted to take it home and cook it until I was told it was poisionous. "

    My mum always said she was amazed how kids in australia ever managed to grow up, since almost everything we played with was poisonous. She's a brit who moved there as an adult, we moved back to england not long after I was 7.

    Ever play Jellyfish tennis?

  147. God rest his soul by Madcowz · · Score: 1

    He was an amazing guy, full of life and had a huge respect for animals.

    My heart goes out to his family.

    At least he died doing what he loves most.

    /Mad

  148. Goodbye Mate by bgog · · Score: 1

    Goodbye mate. You were a beauty!

    Nuf said.

  149. not so uncommon by mennucc1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    contrary to some opinions expressed above, death by sting-ray is not so improbable. Here is report of another case in Italy.

  150. ObSouthPark by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

    Well, he's jamming his thumb right in God's butt-hole now...

    </southpark>

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  151. Really? by mlow82 · · Score: 1
    These poor kids are going to grow up with a father
    Heaven forbid!
  152. Similarities to Diana, Princess of Wales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one that's seeing an outpouring of grief comparable to Diana, princess of Wales?

    I'm just waiting for the inevitable Candle in the Wind re-record.

    Goodbye Oz's cobber;
    may you ever grow in our hearts.
    You were the grace that placed itself
    In the open mouths of crocs.
    You called out to our country,
    and you whispered to reptiles whose mouths you'd clamped shut.
    Now you belong to heaven,
    and the stars spell out your name.

    And it seems to me you lived your life
    like a candle in the wind:
    never fading with the sunset
    when the rain set in.
    And your footsteps will always fall here,
    among Oz's sunbleached lands;
    your candle's burned out long before
    your legend ever will.

  153. Freak accident??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How is this a freak accident? He got into the water, and put his chest in the sting-ray's possible-whip-path. What happened was a known risk.

    If he had been walking down the street and gotten stabed in the chest by a sting-ray's stinger, THAT would've been a freak accident.



    Anyway, RIP Steve, and my condolences to his family :(

    1. Re:Freak accident??? by phil1984 · · Score: 1

      There have been what....17 known stingray deaths in the world? Yes it is a freak accident!

  154. Idiot by WebfishUK · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    See what happens when f**k with Marina?

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  155. Condolences by Snuden · · Score: 1

    My deepest condolences to his family and friends.

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  156. On His Own Terms by Uncle+Snuffagus · · Score: 1

    Love him or hate him, this guy lived his life on his own terms. The fact that he died the same way is no big suprise.

  157. A Good Man ... Nuff said. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    Sad... very dam sad. He was a very nice man that loved what he did. We all did.

  158. Heart in the right place by whimdot · · Score: 1

    His heart was in the right place and that was his problem. If it had been somewhere else he would still be alive.

    1. Re:Heart in the right place by vistic · · Score: 1

      What, like situs inversus totalis?

    2. Re:Heart in the right place by whimdot · · Score: 1

      I meant it both ways. It was just unlucky that the fish's strike hit his heart, practically any other injury would have been less life threatening. Also, if he hadn't been so enthusiastic about wildlife and about communicating this enthusiasm, he would still be alive, but perhaps not so alive as we remember him.

  159. Disbelief by AnimeDTA · · Score: 1

    I found out at work today and was filled with a sense of disbelief that I liken to the feeling I had when I woke up on 9/11 and heard about the terrorist attacks. Theres something about national icons disapearing forever that... hurts.

  160. Re:He was an arse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    But we gained a troll.

  161. Was I the only one who thought killer puppets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Stand by for action! We are about to launch Stingray! Anything can happen in the next half-hour!"

  162. Appealing to a different audience by RenHoek · · Score: 1

    While I've seen David Attenborough's documentaries and have several of his books, I do think Steve Irwin has a great passion for animals too. You have to keep in mind that times have changed nowadays and he was targetting a different audience. He might seem a bit of a clown, but he appeals to the current young generation. Afterall, I don't think most youngsters have any idea who David Attenborough is, so it's clear that his style does not speak to the youth of today.

    1. Re:Appealing to a different audience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Afterall, I don't think most youngsters have any idea who David Attenborough is, so it's clear that his style does not speak to the youth of today."

      That's a another sad commentary on today's youth, if true. Given how many finish twelve years of 'education' as functional illiterates, with the attention span of a hamster, I tend to believe it.

  163. really by Bizzeh · · Score: 1

    in all honesty, this guy was a genuine hero, he did so much for animals. and he also did so much for the world in general, by entertaining, and by bringing our attention towards how animals can be.

  164. Goodbye Mate by darrenadelaide · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just a quick note to wish his family much love and regret for their loss.

    Having been to Australia Zoo a number of times and seeing first hand the number of risks Steve took it was a toal suprise that it was something so unexpected that a docile animal would be the one who was his undoing.

    One example I witness first hand was when he and a dozen blokes were moving a giant salty, he always was more concerned with the crocs health and safety than he was his own, and to see his face right next to the crocs snout really did blow me away, there wasnt anything false about Steve, what you see on TV was the guy in real life, he gave his all for the safety of the animals in his care and also wild out in their domain.

    The main point of Steve and Terri's life was conservation and about making the world a better place to which they were born, in this he will be very sorely missed here in australia as no doubt all over the world.

    Goodbye Mate.

  165. I'm going to Hell for this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm going to Hell for this:

    So Steve Irwin walks into a barb.

    1. Re:I'm going to Hell for this. by Thecarpe · · Score: 1

      Thank you, that was hilarious

  166. This just in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Stingray denies any involvement!

    *got sent it by e-mail...don't shoot the messenger!* *runs*

  167. My son ... by kitzilla · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... will be completely crushed. Steve Irwin was to our kids as Wild Kindom was for people my age. I can't imagine how many young minds were directed to the natural sciences by Irwin's work.

    Which seems a pretty good legacy, when you think about it. But our thoughts turn to his wife and young family.

    It's true that Irwin died doing what hew loved. It would have been better if he were 80, though. What a sad thing.

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  168. This is Slashdot, right? by sgant · · Score: 1, Insightful

    From reading all the moronic comments below I thought I was on Digg.com for a moment instead of Slashdot. I had hoped that all the script-kiddies and "l33t d00dz" had gone to Digg, but this proves they're still here at Slashdot.

    Oh well, maybe when Web 3.0 comes along they'll leave then.

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    1. Re:This is Slashdot, right? by Heembo · · Score: 2, Funny

      What a crybaby. I Digg this guy down!

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    2. Re:This is Slashdot, right? by Lord+Prox · · Score: 2, Funny
  169. A shame by Nanpa · · Score: 1

    Although in most respects a massive bogan, he was still a great man. Hopefully, his death will not be in vain if we all learn something from his memory

  170. Why this is unfortunate by pedantic+bore · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Because he's DEAD.

    It's unfortunate that a good person had to DIE to help make the self-evident and well-known points you mention.

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  171. In honor of Steve Irwin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...stick your thumb into the butthole of the first dog you encounter today. Extra points if it's a pit-bull.

  172. Re:Honestly, this was a long time comingthey're no by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    I landed in Oz from the UK as a 5yro in 1964, my youngest brother often brought home venomous snakes and kept them in glass cages, he is now a zoologist who runs NT "safari's" in a 4WD mini-bus.

    "Very much so, since I haven't seen him since I was 7, because of the very same temper."

    My old man used to smack us on the bare arse with a cane, however I never saw him as a violent man as he rarely hit out in anger/fear, I always knew why I was being punished. Also "the cane/strap" was a "social norm" in the '60s, no different to the one used by the head master at school. OTOH: My ex-wife is now 44 and still hasn't fully overcome the phycological and behavioural damage inflicted by her father.

    "However he had a point I suppose. I was, um, swinging it around my head....."

    He still failed to explain the point, he should have sat you down and told you to make sure when you swing a stingray around your head that you hold it by the blunt end, you know, like all the other kids do. Maybe even enforced it with something along the lines of, "Now, if I catch you swinging a stingray by the tail again, I will give you a hiding".

    "Ever play Jellyfish tennis?"

    LOL yes, also jellyfish cricket and a round or two of cane toad golf. A freinds 4yro amazed me on a recent trip to the beach, he "punched out" a 2-3 foot long Port Jackson shark that had "attacked" him.

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  173. Wealthiest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not that I'm normally a pedant, but you're forgetting Luxembourg. Which is about 50%-75% wealthier than you. And it holds one of the three main European Union organisational areas (the *mumble* Plateau), so it's something of a centre of power.

    And maybe Monaco, but that's a principality and might not count anyway on the centre of power thing.

    So SECOND richest...

  174. And yet, somehow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... SteveO and Chris Pontius is still out there molesting animals. If you ever needed proof that there is no God, I give you the case of Croc Hunter vs Wildboyz.

  175. Permission to laugh granted, reevaluating threat.. by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    You know in a way you're right, I was first dismayed to read that Irwin - a guy who played around
    with some of the deadliest animals on the face of this planet - died because of a sting-ray.
    (Though this recent Darwin Award is now having me reevaluate the string-ray threat). But then
    someone who plays around with Brown Snakes and Crocodiles had it coming and I'm sure deep down
    he knew that someday one critter or another would sink its teeth into him. I guess none of us were
    expecting it to be the tail barb of a sting-ray, least of all him.

    On the other hand I had to laugh at the joke someone pulled with dying at what one likes to do
    best, obviously then a coder dying from a pointer through her chest. His demise will be
    made fun off because that's the easiest way for us who actually liked the guy we saw on TV and
    who are thus a lot more removed from him to deal with this.

    Jokes like that's are perfectly okay though I guess its obvious that talk like that is best kept away
    from his wife and children. I am much more personally saddened for them.

  176. Recipes by andygrace · · Score: 2, Funny

    Time to get our own back. Bring on Rex Hunt.

  177. Re:He was an arse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But your an idiot, and also you got sH%t for brains too.

  178. Re:pointer by bentrop · · Score: 1

    This was the first comment that made me laugh out loud ... oh man, I'm such a geek.

  179. Re:Honestly, this was a long time comingthey're no by mibus · · Score: 1

    Communicating with your kids via the "do as I say or I will bash you again" method only teaches them to fear and avoid you.

    It does also create a near-pavlovian response to "bad" things.

    That said, I don't believe in violence as a form of teaching, and I'm certainly going to explain to my children (2 so far :) why things are dangerous and should be left alone.

  180. oMG ROFL SKATES!! by tompee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Isn't this hilarious! omg... CRIKEY! I'm DEAD... CRIKEY!! GET IT? LOLLOL

    I'm sure I'll be instantly reprimanded, reminded of the place of black humour, and told how much of a wuss I am being. In fact I'm sure there are armies of nerds just waiting to pounce on anyone who is silly enough to object to the clammering for "funny" mod points before the story gets old. Black humour does have it's place, and I did expect there to be a lot here, but when the entire top half of this page is filled with these comments modded "+5 funny", something about it is just a bit disheartening, quite frankly.

    So anyway, I'm not sure who won this round of the perpetual /. competition to be the 'uber nerd', to show that you're too cool to care (especially when people might expect you to care), but I would just like to show some 'weakness' and say that I find this part of todays news to be kind of sad.

    He could be annoying, embarassing, he courted danger (and eventually paid the price)... but he was so exuberant and positive, and niave in a way. No one can accuse him of being fake or caring about himself more than the environment so many of us neglect as matter of mere convenience. Something about his positive outlook and naive manner in contrast with his early death just seems sad to me. Poor bloke

    1. Re:oMG ROFL SKATES!! by Pneuma+ROCKS · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Black humour does have it's place, and I did expect there to be a lot here, but when the entire top half of this page is filled with these comments modded "+5 funny", something about it is just a bit disheartening, quite frankly.

      I believe they/we do this because it's so much easier to come up with a joke than a serious comment, even for such a great guy as he apparently was (just read it off wikipedia). Furthermore, I think it's healthy to have a good laugh, even in sad occasions such as this.

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    2. Re:oMG ROFL SKATES!! by xtracto · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      M!!i

      Your sig gave me the idea =oP

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    3. Re:oMG ROFL SKATES!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Life is a comedy to those who think and a tragedy to those who feel. It's easier to laugh at the Sartrian absurdity than to think about the Sartrian nihilistic implications. (If you are of the "God is dead" school of thought.)

    4. Re:oMG ROFL SKATES!! by Cruise_WD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The first thing in my inbox this morning when I got to work was a photoshopped picture of the BBC TV news desk with a picture of Commander Sam Shore from the old "Stingray" TV series on the big screen used for interviews. The caption was "Stingray deny involvement in death of Steve Irwin."

      I then read about it here on Slashdot...

      There's possibly something wrong when bad-taste photoshops are first with the news...

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    5. Re:oMG ROFL SKATES!! by Directrix1 · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly. This is a nice 44 yr old man with a wife and little kids. His passing truly is a tragedy.

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    6. Re:oMG ROFL SKATES!! by cagle_.25 · · Score: 1

      And, ironically (and thankfully), he died *not* courting danger. According to this, he died while on a low-risk swim filming stuff for a show for his daughter.

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    7. Re:oMG ROFL SKATES!! by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      This is a fellow I never heard of until I came across a picture of him dangling his own child over a crocodile pit while he was feeding the creatures. It is hard to like a guy after that really bad first impression. Not that I dislike him. I don't know anything about him other than that he does stupid stuff in public, so the joking makes more sense than sympathy.

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    8. Re:oMG ROFL SKATES!! by plunge · · Score: 1

      Somehow, I don't think "Crikey" is a brilliant joke. I understand the lame posters motivation: laziness. But how can one explain the mods that got it up to 5+. That's not good.

    9. Re:oMG ROFL SKATES!! by tompee · · Score: 1

      well, i think you said it really. You didn't know anything of him aside from the incident with his child at a public crocodile-feeding display.

      I used to cringe at the way he came across and the things he did, I just thought he was an idiot. Until I realised that despite all the faults, he really had the best of intentions, and he was a lot more sincere that most of the people you will see on TV. You can't take that away from him. Even though he made tens of millions of dollars with what he did, he just put it into his conservation fund and drew a wage like all of his other employees. He didn't live it up with all of the money he made, he put it all into trying to make the world a better place.

      After I realised this, I started to cringe on his behalf instead of at him, I felt sorry for him. But now I know I needn't have bothered. Millions of people loved him and didn't see anything wrong with the way he was. That's more than I can say for myself....

  181. Re:Honestly, this was a long time comingthey're no by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

    Receiving a smack on the head because you're playing with a stingray has nothing with living in a violent home or being abused anyway. You should inform yourself about child abuse and get some perspective. Do you consider your childhood as having been spent under constant abuse? I guess not. Have you ever been smacked? It would surprise to hear "no".

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  182. Crikey! by Oshkoshjohn · · Score: 1

    I always enjoyed the shows, but I knew that the wildlife studies version of "Jackass" would end badly.

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  183. Final Destination.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anyone?

  184. His death have been reported before by GauteL · · Score: 1

    ... as an urban myth..Back then, many people (including me) bought it because it was so easy to believe he got himself into more trouble than he could handle.

    This time, however, there does seem to be proper reports about it, and so RIP Steve.

  185. Cultural icon by denoir · · Score: 1

    Really sad. Australia has lost one of its greatest cultural icons, only comparable to Yahoo Serious or Paul "Crocodile Dundee" Hogan.

  186. Most sarcastic response ever by harris+s+newman · · Score: 1

    Wow, I never saw this coming.

  187. Not a joke though by Circlotron · · Score: 1

    What Jehovah's Witnesses proclaim may not be that funny though. I hear that in mid October they are about to embark on a campaign advertising the final end of religion at the hands of secular powers. Given the apparent involvement of religiously aligned peoples in various political events lately, and the ongoing cases of child abuse coming to light this doesn't seem quite as outlandish as once thought. Most people I know don't give a rat's about this but we should never make the mistake that what we aren't interested in won't affect us. As for Steve Irwin, well yeah, here in Oz he is a household name. Funny how he single-handedly revived the expression "Crikey!" which was popular in my father's (pre-tv) generation and had all but disappeared till he came along. Here in this country he is as indelibly associated with that word as Homer Simpson is with "d'oh!". Perhaps that will be his unintended means of immortality.

  188. Anyone here ever swim with Stingrays? by LordJezo · · Score: 1

    My girlfriend and I swam with the stingrays in the Cayman Islands. It's pretty much the thing to do when you're down there and there is a whole industry built around it. Never thought anyone could get hurt doing it. We touched them, let them swim all over you, and fed them, as do thousands of other tourists. They seemed docile, friendly, and glad that we were there.

    Pretty crazy that he went out doing something so many other people do every day.

    1. Re:Anyone here ever swim with Stingrays? by nogginthenog · · Score: 1

      No, but my wallet has 'Genuine stingray skin' written on it. Does that count?

  189. well it was gona happon someday. by luther349 · · Score: 0

    steave has been bitten poisned stung and other things a million times over. evently he was gonna get attaked 1 to many times and this was the time. sad to see him go thow. but even he said this many times that he could die from his up close encounters and well he did. suprisnly enough it wasent a croc thow.

  190. GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY by thegnu · · Score: 2, Funny

    what did he do to cause a stingray to kill him? TFA says it was a freak accident. but was it really? what were the stingray's intentions?

    Steve Irwin was just TOO CLOSE to a secret, I'm sure. I'm not sure what that secret IS, because they killed him with a sting-ray wearing a laser. Very, very, very clever, since everyone is always expecting the whole shark-with-a-laser thing.

    It's a shame that Mr. Irwin never had a chance to do anything with that whole Snakes on a Plane thing. Because that would've been funny. He really lived through so many life-threatening situations that I think he came out fairly well.

    [/funny]
    He was a really neat fellow, from what I could tell. I wish the best to hist wife and children, and may his soul find its way to reptile heaven.

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  191. Re:Honestly, this was a long time comingthey're no by Placido · · Score: 1

    A good logical explanation! I like it! That should keep them away from Stingrays for good. I never did anything that a good logical explanation said not to do.

    Personally I'll encourage the truth by rewarding it, explain what not to do and if I catch my kids doing something stupid, AFTER I've told them not to, I'll tan their disrespectful, unthinking hides with a belt!

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  192. -3, Too Informative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, well... what did you expect? (-:

  193. Not totally surprising, but very sad. by FridayBob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Over the years I've very much enjoyed watching Steve Irwin. I was shocked this morning to hear of his accident and my heart goes out to his family and friends.

    Having said that, I can't say I'm totally surprised. I know something about snakes, including venomous species, having been fascinated by them from a very early age on. That's why I was so astonished when I saw Steve's program for the first time and how he handled snakes. The crocodiles are one thing; reptile wranglers and herpetologists since Ross Allen have employed much the same methods -- there's really no other good way to do it. But, the snakes! When I first saw how he went about "tailing" Australia's highly dangerous elapids, I thought he was nuts! I still think he was nuts for doing that -- in literature, such methods are never recommended. It simply involves risks that are better -- and easy -- to avoid. How can I say it: people in the same business just tend to live longer when they don't take such risks.

    However, we got used to seeing him do those kind of things. It was obvious that Steve had a gift. Only someone who has been around reptiles all of his life and knows instinctively how they behave and react could have done those things and make it look so easy. Indeed, get away with it for so long! It was great for TV, that's for sure! But, I guess that same risk-taking mentality finally got the better of him when he strayed too far from his usual environment. I don't know, but he just seemed a little out of his own element whenever he strapped on a scuba tank over his normal work clothes. Unfortunately, he took that same risk-taking mentality into the water with him and ended up getting stabbed to death by a stingray. How unfortunate. A freak accident? Perhaps, but he was obviously too close and probably doing something most experts would not recommend. But then again, he was Steve Irwin, so what could we expect?

    Was he crazy to do what he did? Maybe, maybe not. But, what he did do was use his talent to show the world that the creatures that he loved, the ones that give so many people nightmares, are actually fascinating. That they're not intrinsicly evil, but animals like any others, with important roles to play in the world's ecosystems. Except that they deserve a little more respect. On the whole, from an educational point of view, I think that what Steve did was good. Yes, he often took risks and seemed overly dramatic, but that also got a lot of people to watch his shows and learn things they otherwise would not have. That can only have been a good thing.

    He will be sorely missed.

  194. oblig-Burning man server. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Like Steve Irwin, you could die with a pointer through the chest."

    Instead you'll be too close to the servers when a slashdotting comes in.

  195. I think it was more like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cri-

  196. Re:oblig (fixed) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    stupid preview was ok but my post wasn't. Here it goes again. Remember kids, don't use < and > on Slashdot!

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    It reminds me of when Rodney Dangerfield died. The Canadian show "This Hour has 22 minutes" (or was it "Royal Canadian Air Farce"? I always mix-up the two) talked about the fact that Rodney was dead and that he was known as the one with the "I can't get no respect" routine. They then went on and said something along the lines of "it reminds us of (some other guy), who's comedy was appreciated by all. (Some other guy), you will be missed."

    They paid tribute to Rodney by sort of not even paying tribute to him (talking about someone else instead), in the spirit of his "can't get no respect" routine. Some posts above did the same thing for Steve Irwin by using some of his usual sentences.

  197. Hardly surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised he lasted this long. When playing around with animals like he did is there really any other outcome other then that one day he is going to run out of luck.

  198. Top 10 Steve Erwin last words... by digitalghost1 · · Score: 1

    10. .. can't do it. But I'm sure David Lettermen won't hesitate to do it soon. The guy was a treat to watch and he had a huge heart for life, his own his family and for all animals. He will be missed. R.I.P. Steve

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  199. Respect-Target practice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best way to tell if a particular Steve Irwin joke is appropriete. Would you tell it to his wife?

  200. The photoshop brigade have been out in force... by tumbleweedsi · · Score: 1

    The highly trained team of photoshoppers who are on hand for such occasions have been busy...

    1
    2
    3

    He was a legend who even in death is providing education and entertainment.

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    1. Re:The photoshop brigade have been out in force... by husey · · Score: 1

      Can someone please mod parent up+1 funny?

      Many thanks!

      husey

    2. Re:The photoshop brigade have been out in force... by tumbleweedsi · · Score: 1

      And add this one

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  201. Re:worst ambassador ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I had a dollar for every time I've wished this on him.

    You'd still be an asshole. So what's the point?

  202. "Look, im pissing it off"... by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    "and its venom.... oh shit.."

    Shame to see him gone, he was an entertaining and educational guy.. Even if at times he did go a bit far in taking chances.

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  203. Sad to hear. by z3razerviper · · Score: 1

    I was never a huge fan of steve but I did find him entertaining. I do feel for his family and wish them this best. At least he died doing something he truly loved.

  204. RIP, mate. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    I always figured that an animal would ultimately kill him. I always thought it would be a croc.

    I always knew it would never be a croc.
    Guy knew his crocs.

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    1. Re:RIP, mate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always knew it would never be a croc.
      Guy knew his crocs.


      The guy was also a risk taker.

      Ayrton Senna knew his F1 cars and how to drive them. Yet F1 killed him.
      Wayne Rainey knew his motorbikes so well that he could *drift* them. Now he can't walk.
      Possum Born knew his rally driving, being 7 times Australian champion. Rally driving killed him.
      etc etc etc

      Nobody knows a wild animal completely. Nobody can predict the actions of a wild animal every time. There are cases of family dogs which are placid their whole lives, then attacking and mauling a family member. Animals are not always predictable and then you combine that with a risk taker like Steve.

      It is no more valid for you to say, "I always knew it would never be a croc" than it would be for me to say, "If nothing else got him, a croc eventually would". We will never know. You certainly could not know one way or the other.

  205. Cause of death by spineboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Was probably cardiac tamponade. The heart has a little baggy/sack around it called the pericardium. With penetrating injuries to the heart, sime blood leaks out with each beat and gets into the bag, thusdepriving the heart of room to expand. The heart is then basically "choked", and it can't pump blood, unless someone withdraws the fluid from the sack and plugs the hole. The pericardium only holds about 40 cc of fluid or so - not much.

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  206. Darwin awards by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

    I always assumed Darwin awards were supposed to be for people who died doing really stupid, unnecessary things. There's a difference between that and dying while doing something worthwhile but inherently dangerous. Ask the family of any solider or a fireman who lost their life on duty.

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  207. RIP by farker+haiku · · Score: 1

    I woke up this morning and read the news. But not by my wife. My wife is completely divorced from pop culture. It took her 6 years to hear about the survivor television show. When I told her this morning that Steve Irwin was dead, she said "Who?" That wasn't surprising, I mean, most people know him as the crocodile hunter. So I responded, "You know, the Crocodile Hunter."

    She then asked me if I meant Crocodile Dundee.

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  208. Urwin Dead by CodemasterMM · · Score: 1

    Poor guy; killed by his passion - at least he died doing what he loved. (Although I would have presumed it would have been by a snake or alligator)

    Nonetheless, I always enjoyed his shows (they were somewhat comical anyway); I hope they still show repeats of them and people will remember him for at least a few years...

  209. Extremely Difficult to Get Killed by a Stingray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, I liked Steve Irwin a lot, and this is very sad... But I'm a scuba diver, and at the risk of pissing off everyone, it seems that there're only 2 ways this could've happened:

    1.) Steve was literally crawling across the sand on the ocean floor, and a buried stingray nailed him (which an associate suggested this morning in a video interview.)

    Or, 2.) Irwin must've done something foolish to get killed this way.

    Put simply, it's damn near impossible to get killed by a stingray. They have to feel threatened, and all they can do with their (poisonous) tail spines is to flick them upward (and they're not THAT long.) For Irwin to have actually been killed by a stingray barb to the CHEST, he would've had to have been on TOP of the thing, or else holding it and clutching it to his body. (Maybe lifting it out of the water for a camera shot.) If he were swimming too close to the stingray, and actually tried to lay on top of a large one, sitting on the bottom, then I could see it - but this is the first time I've EVER heard of a diver being killed by a stingray, especially a barb to the chest.

    I'm very sorry Steve's dead, but odds are, he would still be alive if he'd been practicing safe diving techniques and maintaining his distance. Otherwise, there's virtually no way on Planet Earth that a stingray could kill a man, unless you stepped on one in shallow water, and had a severe allergic reaction to its venom.

    1. Re:Extremely Difficult to Get Killed by a Stingray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I've read, the video of the incident will prove you completely wrong. It might be wise to not be so opinionated until you know all the facts.

  210. Re: Alligator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Calls what alligator?

    We call Alligators Alligators, and Crocodiles Crocodiles.

    There aren't any alligators native to Australia - only crocs, but Steve did in fact have both crocodiles and alligators in his zoo

  211. Evil Profits. by JavaLord · · Score: 1

    He wasn't some one who chased profits as his primary motivation

    Yes, god forbid someone is motivated by money! How evil.

    1. Re:Evil Profits. by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      If somebody is primarily motivated by money, then when it comes down to a choice between helping someone and making money, you'll expect them to go after the money.

      It doesn't necessarily make them "evil", but they wouldn't be someone that you would trust to do altruistic things for the public on their own initiative.

    2. Re:Evil Profits. by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1

      Not evil, but not very remarkable, either.

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    3. Re:Evil Profits. by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      Yes, god forbid someone is motivated by money! How evil.

      Did OP, or anyone else, say he wasn't motivated by money? Anyway to be truly evil you have to be exclusively motivated by money, not merely primarily motivated by it :p

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    4. Re:Evil Profits. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The evilness depends on what you want the money for, and how you acquire the money.

      Trying to get money so that you can create conservation areas like Steve Irwin did is quite remarkable, and not evil at all I think, as long as the money isn't ill-gotten (causing harm to others). I don't see that Steve's use of the media to make money for his causes is bad at all.

      Most of us aren't going to be quite as generous, for various reasons (usually because we don't have that much to begin with). But most normal people have goals like financial security, providing for our family, saving for retirement, etc. for our money, which I don't think are evil things either. After all, if we become indigent and rely on handouts to survive, then we're no longer pulling our own weight and are a burden to society. Saving money to avoid that isn't a bad thing, it's responsible.

      But making money in a wrong way is usually evil, even if you do something charitable with it later. This applies to most of the robber-barons, including our modern-day robber-baron Bill Gates. Monopolies stifle economies, and cause more harm than good overall, so making lots of money by destroying other companies (putting people out of work) and keeping prices high (stifling the economy because you control a good/service that is vital, effectively placing a tax on it) doesn't make up for helping people with malaria or whatever. By that logic, it would be justified for our government to become authoritarian and turn us all into slaves, forced to work 14-hour days under penalty of death, so that the money generated could be used to help starving people in Africa.

  212. the joke I heard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does Dale Earnhardt eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?




    WHAM

  213. Nasty Pointy Teeth! by abb3w · · Score: 1

    Luckily computer parts don't have sharp claws.

    Don't try to tell me they don't. Glancing at the back of my left hand, I count eleven easily visible scars. One is from stuffing my hand through a storm door at age 11, one from a grill accident while working at a restaurant. The other nine are all from computer cases attacking me at work while trying to fix them.

    I'm glad I went with a Lian Li for my home machine; it hasn't bit me yet.

    On the other hand, computers generally aren't venomous when they bite and scratch... except for smokers' machines.

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  214. Re:Honestly, this was a long time comingthey're no by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "You should inform yourself about child abuse and get some perspective."

    Umm, look at my other posts and the reply from the OP, you will find my "hunch" about his dads behaviour was correct. Also if you are still whacking your kids with a belt as you indicate in your other reply then it is you who needs to step back for a bit of perspective.

    If you took the time to inform rather than defend yourself, you would know there is a world of difference between a "smack on the head" and being "beaten black and blue". OTOH: I do realise, and have met, people who use their parents as scapegoats for their own adult fuck-ups. I have also found people who do that are often young (
    "Have you ever been smacked?"

    What a moronic question! Do you know anyone that was taught "fire burns" by having their hand held down on a hotplate? No, how about someone bashed into a three month coma because dad ran out of grog? Would you say it's abuse to knock a 12yro's front teeth out because they are scared to swim in the deep end, or was the wimpy little brat "asking for it"?

    K.Revees said it best in the movie parenthood:- "You need a license to keep dogs but any butt-reaming arsehole can be a father".

    BTW: I had a "happy childhood" and love my dad dearly, my ex-wife was not so fortunate.

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  215. If only you were so lucky.... by abb3w · · Score: 3, Funny

    You mean we should all die coding?

    Given the typical geek's hobbies, diet, and idea of what constitutes a regular exercise program, a heart attack while wanking off to downloaded pr0n seems more likely.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have a batch script to modify.

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  216. Opps by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "are often young ("

    Should read "are often young ( less than 40 ) and/or dim-witted."

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  217. A stingray! by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    What a croc.

  218. Bye Steve by chowda · · Score: 1

    Steve helped make nature, conservation and animals fun for an entire generation of people. He helped change the nature and scope of tourism in Australia. He changed the way educational TV is done. I'll miss him.

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  219. Was he hugging the stingray? by stockpicker_dude_78 · · Score: 1

    Was explaining to my 6-year old that the Crocodile Hunter had passed away, and during my son's normal questioning on how a stingray can kill a man, the natural question was asked - how did the animal sting his heart? Was Steve hugging the stingray or something? Might be one of those unanswered questions ... except maybe the cameras were probably rolling at the time of the accident ...

  220. Re:This sure is unexpected turn of events.. by RGRistroph · · Score: 1

    Presuming that you meant "sentence" not "sentience", it is not even close. The top story in the hall of fame easily beats it.

    http://politics.slashdot.org/politics/04/11/03/163 7232.shtml
    http://slashdot.org/hof.shtml

  221. Why do Australians hate the US so? by Lactoso · · Score: 1
    Over the years (even before 9/11) I've noted a strong anti-U.S. sentiment by Australians. I'm not talking about general anti-US sentiment found in many Euro and South American countries, but specifically, a pointed and intense dislike of Americans by Australians.

    I'm not trying to justify or defend anything here, just genuinely curious as to why the Aussies are so pissed off at us.

    1. Re:Why do Australians hate the US so? by MrNaz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well I've met my fair share of Americans and I can say that they come across as a little self-absorbed. I have met some great ones, and some of the best travel buddies I have made were American, but in general the view that they are concerned only with their own gratification and possess a smug sense of superiority seems to be the general view held by Australians. Perhaps its rooted in general ignorance of issues outside the US border, or perhaps its that attitude of "we're the best nation on Earth" or perhaps its even a little jealousy that America gets all the limelight.

      While I believe American foreign policy is at the root of many of the world's social ills, and is long overdue for a hard, honest review, I don't hate Americans. I find them to be loud at times, but generally friendly people who are easy to get along with, if one is willing to put up some eccentricies.

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    2. Re:Why do Australians hate the US so? by _xeno_ · · Score: 2, Informative
      I find them to be loud at times, but generally friendly people who are easy to get along with, if one is willing to put up some eccentricies.

      Which, amusingly enough, sounds very similar to how most Americans view Australians. :)

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    3. Re:Why do Australians hate the US so? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Well I've met my fair share of Americans and I can say that they come across as a little self-absorbed.


      Well, I have this amazing revelation to give to you, which is that every society on earth comes across as a little self-absorbed. We're all loud eccentrics; it's called being human.
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    4. Re:Why do Australians hate the US so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I believe American foreign policy is at the root of many of the world's social ills

      Maybe the reason the Americans you met seemed to "possess a smug sense of superiority" is because they were dealing with a backward, pig-ignorant hippie who (rather than minding his own fucking business) felt compelled to lecture them on what was "wrong" with their country.

      It's the 21st Century, son. Time to put the Che Guevara tee shirt away.

      By the way, how's Howard working out for you? Seems like most of your mates down there don't have a problem with US-style foreign policy.

    5. Re:Why do Australians hate the US so? by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      Agreed, but Americans more so. Spend an evening in a Canadian pub with one American and you'll see what I mean.

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    6. Re:Why do Australians hate the US so? by ferrari4ever · · Score: 1

      He was simply answering a question you conservative git. And it's not just Australians that hate America - it's everyone. I think its fair to say that the same attributes that make America great are the same things that fuck it up. I love visiting the states but would never choose to live there. Having worked in mining and been up n down the Americas, I can confirm that even though a few lakes may separate some parts of the US and Canada, these two countries are oceans apart. The US are certainly on their own when it coms to the world community. Unfortunately for Americans, the people who end up running the politics of the US aren't representative of the type of people most American's are. Howard's riding a crest in the global economy. Right time - right place. Australia doesn't have a US-style foreign policy. We send our troops in to keep the piece - not to invade. At best - Johnny's an ass licker. By the way - America propagated the hippy revolution more so than any other country.

    7. Re:Why do Australians hate the US so? by thephydes · · Score: 1

      Its simple really. The US thinks that its the centre of the intellectual, entertainment, moral, religious and political universes to name a few. Actually, if you look at who is fucking up the planet with unbridled consumption and interference in the policies of other countries so that they can get their hands on resources, it's the US. Having said that I've met some very nice (and good) citizens of the US, its just that the values of the society in general suck big time. A society that "claims" to be Christian but is the biggest producer of porn of all sorts? Hey, there is something wrong there, and thats just one example.

    8. Re:Why do Australians hate the US so? by pdr77 · · Score: 1

      I think the impression you have of an anti-US sentiment can be at least partly explained by understanding Australia's Tall Poppy Syndrome, probably the biggest difference between the two societies. In Australian society, anyone who doesn't subscribe to TPS is almost seen as a traitor. Some say it's a problem, but at least it teaches humility.

      From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tall_poppy_syndrome :

      Tall poppy syndrome
      From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

      Tall poppy syndrome (TPS) is a pejorative term used in Australia and New Zealand to describe what is seen as a levelling social attitude. Someone is said to be suffering from tall poppy syndrome when their assumption of a higher economic, social or political position attracts criticism, being perceived as presumptuous, attention seeking or without merit.

      The term originates from accounts in Aristotle's Politics (Book 5, Chapter 10) and Livy's History of Rome, Book I. Aristotle wrote: "Periander advised Thrasybulus by cutting off the tops of the tallest ears of corn, meaning that he must always put out of the way the citizens who overtop the rest." In Livy's account, the Roman tyrant, Lucius Tarquinius Superbus, received a messenger from his son Sextus asking what he should do next in Gabii, since he had become all-powerful there. Rather than answering the messenger, Tarquinius went into his garden, took a stick, and symbolically swept it across his garden, thus cutting off the heads of the tallest poppies that were growing there. The messenger, tired of waiting for an answer, returned to Gabii and told Sextus what happened, who realised that his father wished him to put to death all the most eminent people of Gabii, which he then did.

      A kind of reverse snobbery, this syndrome may have originated in Australasia as a rejection of the British class system. Immigrants to Australia and New Zealand often adopted an egalitarian attitude, viewing people as admirable for what they themselves could do and rejecting the notion that some people are "naturally" superior to their peers by right of birth.

      This phenomenon is often misinterpreted by foreign observers as a resentment of others' success. For the majority of the population, however, the targets are those who are seen as taking themselves too seriously or flaunting their success without humility. Apparent cases of tall poppy syndrome can often be explained as resentment not of success but of snobbery and arrogance. Many Australasians have achieved success and wealth without attracting such hostility (e.g. Dick Smith); they usually do so by remaining humble about their achievements and avoiding "lording" their success over others. Thus, Australians and New Zealanders are often self-deprecating, especially those in the public eye.

      In modern Australasia, tall poppy syndrome is frequently invoked as an explanation when a public figure is on the receiving end of negative publicity -- even if such publicity can be seen as a result of that person's own misconduct.

      Belief in the strength of this cultural phenomenon, and the degree to which it represents a negative trait, is to some extent influenced by politics. Conservative commentators, particularly city-based ones, often criticise Australians for their alleged desire to punish the successful. Sometimes, tall poppy syndrome is claimed to be linked to the concept of 'The Politics of Envy'. Critics of the tall poppy syndrome sometimes compare Australia unfavourably to the United States in this respect, in the belief that Americans generally appreciate the successful as an example to admire and attempt to emulate.

      Some commentators have argued that tall poppy syndrome may well be a universal phenomenon, accentuated in some cultures. The concept of janteloven, or "Jante law", in Scandinavia is very similar. Similar phenomena are said to exist in Canada and the Netherlands. The Japanese proverb "The nail that sticks out gets hammered down" is particularly well known.

    9. Re:Why do Australians hate the US so? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      A society that "claims" to be Christian but is the biggest producer of porn of all sorts?

      The US never "claimed" to be Christian. Christians within the US frequently claim the US to be a "Christian nation", but claiming it doesn't make it so.

      The people producing porn aren't Christians. According to current statistics, only about 50% of the USA is Christian. Besides the minority religions, that leaves a lot of people who aren't religious.

      I've heard Europe described as "Christian" too, but according to current statistics, only 10-15% of Europeans are actively Christian, much lower than the US.

      Watch out for religious people; they always like to claim that more people are in their religion than in actuality, because with numbers comes strength and power.

      BTW, there's nothing wrong with porn, as long as children aren't involved.

  222. stringray likely provoked by mytrip · · Score: 2, Informative

    Stingrays normally flee at the first sign of trouble. There are two exceptions: if they are cornered or accidentally stepped on.

    Irwin's chest wound led some experts to speculate that he might have provoked the creature. "Unfortunately he may have contributed to his death because he got too close and the animal felt threatened," Dr Fry said.

    Wildlife filmmaker David Ireland said if a stingray barb hit any vital organs "it's as deadly as a bayonet".

    http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/end-would-h ave-been-agony/2006/09/04/1157222070815.html

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  223. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  224. Been There, Done That, Got the TShirt by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was doing a presentation for my daughter's fifth grade class on "What's inside a computer?"

    Halfway through, one of the kids asked a question: "Do you know you're bleeding?" I'd sliced myself on the case.

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  225. Ultra-late but freaky by maxrate · · Score: 1
    I'm writing this late in the game of submitting comments - so I know I'm near the bottom. But this is particularly strange for me today when I heard the news on the radio when I woke up. I NEVER watch this guy on tv (I've seen clips) and I haven't had a single passing thought of this fellow for months (maybe a year) - Yesterday, a friend and I were speaking about something that led to the crocodile hunter - I said "that guy better quit whilst he's ahead, if he keeps doing what he does, it will kill him one day *soon*--his entourage behind the camera won't be able to help him".

    I was a little freaked out this morning about the coincidence of my thought pattern to reality. Although I've always thought of this guy as a tool - I still feel badly for him and his family.

  226. When I die, it's gonna be real cool! by tritonman · · Score: 1

    "I wanna die by a misadventure. Wanna die face down in some dudes pool. Not gonna kick it in my sleep, chokin on my dentures. When I die Jack its gonna be Real Cool!!!"

  227. Stingrays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a look at this video of some Stingrays -- close to the end, a man and woman are handling a ray with the stinger actually brushing naked flesh several times. It seems the prevailing opinion on these animals is that they are non-aggresive. Perhaps Steve had the same idea when he approached them.

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7257298466 381588601

    1. Re:Stingrays by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Good thing fisherman aren't known for making up outrageous fish stories, otherwise we might have to take it with a mountain of salt.

  228. Irwin's most valuable contrib -- Loving reptiles by MagikSlinger · · Score: 1

    As the parent said, before Irwin, people HATED crocs, venmous snakes & spiders, etc. No one on TV made as passionate and convincing case for the "ugly critters" like Steve Irwin. Thanks to him, I realised I still had a prejudice against reptiles. I.e., I didn't care so much about the extinction of crocodiles, venemous snakes, etc. But thanks to him, you realise -- hey, they maybe ugly, but they're usually MORE important than the cute and cudly field mouse (a pest of biblical proportions in Australia and a very serious ecological threat) and rabbits (another thing that SHOULD be erradicated in Australia).

    So many nature specials, etc. focus on the cute mammals and tend to show reptiles as the villains about to much on that harmless wildebeast. Well, without crocks, wildebeasts could eat themselves and their enviornment to extinction. Reptiles are a very good and very important part of nature.

    Steve Irwin had the courage to share his love of reptiles with the world and drag us kicking and screaming to realise how important they are in the circle of life. ANd more importantly, he reached out to the NON-science and NON-nature people to make them understand it too, so if someone opposes a crocodile cull in Aussie to make life better for the big ranchers, the public is now more likely to support that person.

    Reptiles have lost their biggest fan and lobbiest. God rest ye, Steve. And I hope your wife and children will get through this ordeal.

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  229. I wonder... by Mantis8 · · Score: 0

    How much the crocs and venomous snakes paid the stingray? Or how much the stingray paid the media to print that it was "a freak accident"?

  230. Re:Honestly, this was a long time comingthey're no by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

    My other reply? This was my only post in this thread... As for whacking my kids with anything, well, first I'd have to produce some, I think.
    Oh well. Pretty much everyone I know has received occasional smacking during their childhood/teen years, yet they grew up as quite normal adults. It's quite obvious that knocking out your son's teeth goes beyond the definition of "occasional smacking".
    Any more unsubstantiated trolling based on distortion of words left to do today?

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  231. For all the folks that hate the jokes and laughter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts...because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting."

    - Robert Heinlein, Stranger In a Strange Land

    Grok humanity :)

  232. Well by Sv-Manowar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of the lighter sides out this tragedy is the fact that he not only leaves the image of international wildlife conservation much higher in regard to millions of people across the world, but that he was also successful enough to enlarge his zoo using over $16 million in profits from his shows along with buying a lot more land than that for conservation use. His family and young children who have been left without a father are also financially secure and have a much better father figure to look up to when they grow up than most people ever will. Rest In Peace Steve, you were a great man.

  233. Remembering Steve by n0w0rries · · Score: 0

    I remember the first time I saw Steve on TV. It was when he just started--before he hit it big. He was standing there holding a small green snake. As he talked about this snake it just bit his fore-arm repeatedly. He just kept on talking and the snake kept on biting... blood started to drip from the bites. It was hilarious. I told everyone I knew about it and to watch the show. If ya gotta go, go doing what you love.

  234. Barbecued Stingray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2 tbl vegetable oil
    4 lrg tomatoes - (2 lbs) peeled, chopped
    1 x onion minced
    3 x garlic cloves minced
    1/4 cup molasses or dark brown sugar
    1 tbl Worcestershire sauce
    1 tbl minced or grated ginger
    1 tsp Tabasco sauce or dried red pepper flakes
    1/3 cup freshly-squeezed lemon juice
    2 lb skinless Stingray wing cut 4 serving
                        portions

            * Heat the oil in a large skillet, add the tomatoes, onion and garlic and cook over medium heat, stirring occasionally, until the onions are transluscent, about 5 minutes. Add the molasses, Worcestershire sauce, ginger, Tabasco sauce, lower the heat to medium and cook uncovered until the vegetables are thoroughly softened and the sauce is thick, 30 to 40 minutes. Take from the heat, stir in the lemon juice and let cool.
            * Just before serving, cut away any membrane from the Stingray wings. Preheat the grill or broiler. Brush the Stingray wings on both sides with some of the cooled barbecue sauce and let sit while the grill heats.
            * Lightly oil the grill top and add the Stingray wings. Cook until the fish is nicely browned and somewhat firm, 3 to 4 minutes. Brush the top with some more barbecue sauce, turn the fish and continue cooking until the fish is opaque through, about 4 minutes longer.
            * Transfer the Stingray to individual plates, brush with more sauce and serve, passing extra sauce alongside.
            * This recipe yields 4 servings.
            * Comments: The tender meat of Stingray clinging to the strip of cartilage is reminiscent of pork ribs. You'll be surprised how tasty this combination is.
            * When fresh, ripe tomatoes are available, they are preferable here, but canned tomatoes are a fine alternative.

    snarfed from fooddownunder.com

  235. Personal best wishes in !_if_exists($afterlife) by DaveRexel · · Score: 1

    ::
    Steve,

    Thanks for the many insights on animal behaviour with your excellent sense of humour and dramatic improvisation.

    Many's the time one thought you were about to be fck-d or otherwise retaliated against but your respect and knowledge of the creatures you showed us served to illustrate how one could make wild creatures calm down and go to a natural state which did not involve killing humans and~or humans killing them.

    Reading the sad news:

    Was this a joke or a publicity stunt?... only later did reality sink in...

    Another beacon extinguished, perhaps another will be lighted elsewhere?

    R I P Steve

    with love

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  236. I heard it said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if it flys, floats, or fucks, it's cheaper to lease it.

  237. Official Statement from Discovery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Animal Planet has posted an official statement from Billy Campbell (President, Discovery Networks, U.S. Discovery Communications, Inc). The forums are being hammered right now, so here is the statement itself:

    Our entire company is deeply saddened by the tragic and sudden loss of Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter. Steve was beloved by millions of fans and animal lovers around the world and was one of our planet's most passionate conservationists. He has graced our air since October 1996 and was essential in building Animal Planet into a global brand.

    Steve was killed during a filming expedition on the Great Barrier Reef. While we are still collecting specific details, it was a rare accident in which Steve swam over a stingray and was stung by its barb in his chest. A doctor on board Croc One, Steve's research vessel, was unable to resuscitate Steve and by the time he was reached by the rescue helicopter he had passed away.

    DCI Founder and Chairman, John Hendricks said, "Steve was a larger than life force. He brought joy and learning about the natural world to millions and millions of people across the globe. He was a true friend to all of us at Discovery Communications. We extend our thoughts and prayers to Terri, Bindi and Bob Irwin as well as to the incredible staff and many friends Steve leaves behind."

    DCI CEO and President, Judith McHale said, "I don't think we will ever get over the loss of Steve Irwin, a human being of enormous heart, irrepressible enthusiasm and dedication to everything he touched."

    Steve's loss has been felt around the world, evident by the hundreds of heartfelt condolences that have already flooded into Steve's fan site on Animalplanet.com.

    To honor Steve and the enormous contribution he made to the world and to our company, DCI will rename the garden space in front of Discovery's world headquarters in Silver Spring, Maryland, the "Steve Irwin Memorial Sensory Garden."

    DCI is looking at the creation of the Steve Irwin Crocodile Hunter Fund, which we'll affectionately call "The Crickey Fund" to honor Steve's passion and exuberance for conservation and the animal kingdom. This fund will allow people from across the globe to make contributions in Steve's honor to support wildlife protection, education and conservation. The fund in addition to contributions by DCI will also aid Steve's Australia Zoo in Breewah, Australia as well as educational support for Bindi and Bob Irwin.
  238. Who will mourn Steve-O if and when he passes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People forget that Steve Irwin was continually teasing wild animals and was no different from the fools starring in the "JackAss" franchise. It is quite unfortunate but he was playing with fire and got burned.

  239. Re:pointer by TimothyTimothyTimoth · · Score: 1

    You have taken the first step on the path my son. Soon you will be ready to join us.

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  240. Aussie Sterotypes by x-caiver · · Score: 1

    I've seen a number of posts from Australians that didn't like Steve because he perpetuated stereotypes. Steve is nothing like old Crocodile Dundee (Paul Hogan). Dundee was a nice and honest guy, but he was really backwoods and I could see that Aussies wouldn't care for everyone in the world to think they were all like that. But, Steve Irwin was a nice, honest, insanely friendly, good spirited, compassionate, intelligent, and yes a bit goofy, character. Is that really all that bad?
    Half the people in the world think that all Americans are self-centered, money-obsessed, warmongers who don't give a crap about the environment, think it is fine to stab people in the back, and want to take over the world. (newsflash: there are a lot of people in the US, they aren't all the same. Heck there are only ~20 million people in Aus according to the 2004 Australian census results, compare that with the 17 million that are in Florida alone. If you don't think a stereotype is fair to stereotype Australians, why do you think it is fair to stereotype Americans when a single state has almost as many people! )
    I'd much rather people think that Americans were all like Steve Irwin. And if you are pissed that people might think you guys have 'funny accents' and kind hearts - well, then you are not the type of Australian that I'd want to meet on a trip.
    When did being nice and a little quirky suddenly become something worth getting condemned for?

  241. Lizard by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1
    Well, they're certainly words that one uses with regards to people when discussing evolution. And given that Steve Irwin's passion for animals is part of what got me into biology (where I learned a lot of what I know about evolution) in the first place, it's not entirely unwarranted.

    Finally, I doubt his family is expressing their grief by looking at Slashdot right now. And if they are, they're probably the kind of people that can take a bit of good-natured discussion on the topic of evolutionary success.

  242. All with strings attached by leonbrooks · · Score: 2, Informative

    For example, the "AIDS drugs to Africa" campaign involved getting the US DoT to first shut down Brasilian companies which were already doing a fine job of shipping the same medications to Africa.

    And so on, across the board.

    Bill's idea of "philanthropy" seems to have a very stiff controlling aspect. Steve's philanthropy was/is more intersting & genuine.

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    1. Re:All with strings attached by Glass+Lizard · · Score: 1

      I have never heard that Bill Gates or his foundation worked to shut down companies sending drugs to Africa. The criticisms listed on the wikipedia page (and discussion page) for the foundation relate to social conservatives' complaints about abortion and general questioning of the foundation's finances. A google search also did not turn up anything. Could you provide a source and/or elaborate?

      As for the issue of strings attached to charitable giving, I don't think that's really a significant problem. Most people who give to charities have a particular cause in mind when they donate, which is usually expressed by choosing which organization to donate to. They have a very small, practically invisible string attached in that if the charity is ineffective they will stop funding it. However, if a large sum of money is given to a charity at once and the charitable organization doesn't have a concrete plan for what to do with it, the money might be used only on short-term relief when a longer term solution is possible. By retaining a controlling aspect, a donor with a lot of money can better evaluate and respond more quickly to the effects of the money and programs. He can adjust the foundation's giving to expand effective programs, reduce spending on ineffective programs, and target a wide range of problems in a variety of ways. Therefore, for large gifts I don't think there's anything wrong with keeping more control over where the money goes.

      As for your final statement, whether or not Steve's philanthropy was more interesting is strictly a matter of opinion. I withhold judgement on how genuine I think Bill's philanthropy is until after Gates' transition to a more philanthropic position in 2008.

  243. Poll by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1

    It would be interesting to do a poll to see how many slashdot readers are working in the biological sciences right now, and were at least partially inspired by mister Irwin's fanatastic zeal and passion for the wee (and not so wee) beasts of the Earth. I'll be it's more than a few. You can have your Jane Goodall's and whatnot -- Steve Irwin made you want to get out there and see things up close. He got you excited. If we could just put five or six people with that kind of enthusiasm into universities and schools taking the students out on field-trips, we could usher in a golden-age of scientific field-work.

  244. AustraliaZoo.com.au by kahanamoku · · Score: 1
    if you're lucky enough to make it onto the Australiazoo.com.au website today (slashdotted site), you'll see the following:

    Australia Zoo

    Media statement - 4 September 2006

    Steve Irwin

    At 11am today, the 4th September 2006, Steve Irwin was fatally wounded by a stingray barb to his heart whilst filming a sequence on Batt Reef off Port Douglas for his daughter's new TV series.
    Emergency services were called from Cairns Rescue Base and met Croc One, Steve's rescue vessel at Low Isle on the Great Barrier Reef.
    The Croc One crew performed constant CPR during the thirty minute dash to Low Isle, but the medical staff pronounced Steve dead at approx. 12 noon.

    His producer and closest friend, John Stainton said on Croc One today,
    "The world has lost a great wildlife icon, a passionate conservationist and one of the proudest Dads on the planet. He died doing what he loves best and left this world in a happy and peaceful state of mind. Crocs Rule!"

    Click here to make donations

    info@wildlifewarriors.org.au

    Phone: +61 7 5436 2026
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  245. Dying doing stuff you love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...ain't so wonderful either.

    I came very, very close to doing that earlier this year when some turkey opened his car door in front of my pushbike, which I greatly enjoyed riding.

    My prognosis was "will die today, if he survives he'll be a vegetable" and I came very, very close to doing just that. That's what they told my family, too, which didn't overjoy any of them.

    Not happy (but better than being dead, I think), still undergoing repairs (awaiting a titanium plate for my skull at the moment), still handicapped in various ways (e.g. I'm unable to drive, I wake up sore many mornings, I go to sleep at lunchtime many days, barely able to work at all, etc) seven months after the prang. And I understand that I'm a "miracle case", very fortunate to have healed up so well.

    Sense of humour & all, I don't think Steve would be very happy about his own outcome.

  246. OBTW... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...this was on an open side-road, I don't ride that close to cars & Mr Car Door reckons that he only opened it "two inches" despite the injuries all across my face etc from impacting said door; & also, according to the police, I was the 4th person he'd hit that day. He also gave different stories to the police & courts about why he was there at the time.

    Accident? Yeah, right.

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  247. Why Australians hate the US so by donscarletti · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Because when there are two countries that both are similar in many ways, the differences stand out more.

    Americans particualarly admire success over good to the community, Australians see most rich as morally inferior since they spend money themselves which could help someone else more (this is also why the Australian middle and upper classes are impossible to distinguish without finantial records). Americans haven't got a welfare system that an unempoyable individual could live on, America doesn't have a heavily subsidised healthcare system for all citizens, America has education on a local basis so poor people have underfunded schools. This is so the most prosperous indivduals can pay less and the military can get more. Americans have the death penalty which Australians think is barbaric. America has handguns and assult weapons for civilians, Australians think that means a society is warlike and uncouth. Australian think about these differences every time they watch it on an American sitcom (which many Australians love to watch).

    There are worse places in the world than America of course, but Australians don't see it like that. Because Americans speak English, like Jesus, vote for their leaders, like eating beef, chicken, carrots, potatoes and white bread with penut butter, play sports that somewhat resembling cricket and rugby, like to watch television at the end of the day and many other similarities; to Australians, Americans are not just another exotic race with a strange culture, Americans are Australians that have gone astray. We do actually care about you guys and it's like your brother has done something that you disapprove of. We both came to the New World to form a new identity, we just think you did it wrongly.

    It's not everyone who dislikes you guys anyway, just the ones you're likely to meet, much of the Australian working class admires the United States and love their music and TV shows. The Australian middle class largely can't stand American music or TV shows, despite large amounts of it being around in the media. This is a lot to do with American nationalism that comes through movies and tv shows, flag waving, jingoism, insularism, etc. Nationalism is very uncommon in Australian society (perhaps too uncommon) and every nationalist (from any nation, even our own) is seen as distasteful. Australians REALLY get pissed off when Americans start describing themselves as the freest, capital of the free world and that President is the Leader of the Free world (there are many democracies out there with rights for individuals). Also, stuff like hearing about the Baseball "World Series" that Japan, Mexico, Cuba and ourselves are not invited to play in makes us pissed off because it is insular and disrespectful. Thus, their intense dislike of American media rubbs off on their opinion of Americans in general. If American media stopped coming to Australia, this would stop rather quickly. Thanks to the American media we all know a LOT about your history, geography, politics etc. which helps us work out what exactly we don't like about you.

    If you want Australians to like Americans, you should campaign to ban all TV and Movie exports to Australia. I sure will miss Southpark, Futurama and House, but the image of America will go up the less we think about you.

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    1. Re:Why Australians hate the US so by Lactoso · · Score: 1
      Donscarletti - Thanks for taking the time to compose such an informative and considered response.

      I can certainly understand your POV and actually agree on some points, but for the most part, would have to disagree on the fact (as compared to popular Australian opinion). And to be honest, I don't really want Australians to like us/U.S. (it would be nice, but my wish list is already full), I was just curious as to the vociferous dislike I had noticed in my contact with Australians over the years. Your posting has given me (I hope) some insight as to the source of it now.

      Thanks again and best of luck.

      BTW, if you're basing your opinion of the US on Southpark, Futurama and House, I'm surprised you guys aren't even more pissed off at us... :-)
      (love all three shows, but they're extreme examples and should hardly be the basis for an opinion).

    2. Re:Why Australians hate the US so by Durf · · Score: 1

      We both came to the New World to form a new identity, we just think you did it wrongly.

      By wiping out most of the native population through willful malice and massively racist policies? Yeah, we screwed up. Sometime you guys will have to give us some pointers on how you went about it.

    3. Re:Why Australians hate the US so by Pobody · · Score: 1

      Heh, I'm reminded of what Bill Bryson wrote about us in 'Down Under' (a fun read, if not entirely accurate). To the best of my memory: "If you ask an Australian a question, they will argue it so passionately, from so many perspectives, with so many loosely connected side issues, that it soon becomes impenetrable to the outsider". As for Durf, people who live in pots (or nations that actively spread smallpox and otherwise did their best to wipe out the native populations, enslaved other humans for hundreds of years and actively removed children from native families) shouldn't call people who live in kettles (or other nations that didn't actively spread smallpox but nonetheless actually SUCCEEDED in eradicating the native population in at least a portion of their nation, and actively removed children from native families) black. It is how our nations currently behave toward people of other races, religions and creeds that defines us as a people. If I might totally mangle a metaphor or two and bring in some loosely connected side issues ; )

    4. Re:Why Australians hate the US so by donscarletti · · Score: 1

      Well, that's an interesting question. Australia was settled by whites in 1788 and propper genocide had largely become somewhat unfasionable by then. But none the less, we managed to give them all smallpox by accident, wiping out their numbers just as well as if we had done it on purpose with bad blankets or with guns and horses. The rest of their culture we distroyed through extensive, brutal and misguided education policies, aimed at making them British, but really only severing their family ties and making them hate themselves and us.

      So basically, we managed to reduce our native population to a small remnant with social and identity damage without the government firing a shot. The post Wilberforce British empire was able to distroy people in the same way it had before, but through largely well meaning social programs. It's all quite sad really. In regards to the natives, I think we both did it wrongly.

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  248. Addendum by donscarletti · · Score: 1

    We don't even hate Americans either, we just think you are jerks. Australia considers the United States to be a friend, even if we don't always agree. Don't forget, we have been at your side in every war you've sent ground troops into. We were at Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan and Iraq again. Many times the only reason we've been there is when a friend gets into a fight, you've got to help them out, whether they were right to pick the fight or not. The last time you helped us out in a war, Japaneese troops had already landed in an Australian protectorate. Australians know that it's our duty to invade everyone you invade because that's what we always do, that's what friends do for each other. That's why Australians generally blame George W. Bush for Iraq not John Howard, because if we hadn't sent our Navy, Special Forces, Engineers, Air Force etc. the useless, unjust war would have still happened, but we wouldn't have done what we are expected to and the war wouldn't have gone so smoothly since the force would be smaller. That's why we really hate your foreign policy, because it will become our policy whether we like it or not.

    It's a complex relationship.
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  249. I call BS by Travoltus · · Score: 1

    I challenge you (or anyone else) to show me how coming close enough to feed a chicken to an unrestrained crocodile, is [i]not[/i] extremely dangerous and [i]not[/i] a major gamble with your life (and your kid's).

    Crocs jump at their prey like lightning. They're highly unpredictable. They have jaws like steel beartraps. That's three points against you. I'm waiting.

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    1. Re:I call BS by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      I challenge you (or anyone else) to show me how coming close enough to feed a chicken to an unrestrained crocodile, is [i]not[/i] extremely dangerous and [i]not[/i] a major gamble with your life (and your kid's).

      Crocs jump at their prey like lightning. They're highly unpredictable. They have jaws like steel beartraps. That's three points against you. I'm waiting.

      Well, since Steve Irwin was arguably an expert on Crocodiles, more so than either you or I, and considering that his child is still alive, we can only assume he knew what he was doing, since there is no such thing as luck.

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  250. Steve Irwin by PigIronBob · · Score: 1

    I'm from Brisbane, and have been up to Australia Zoo a number of times (about an hours drive), This place is testimony to a very commited man, long may it stand as a reminder to us all. RIP Steve

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  251. Sad but (probably) true by Gerocrack · · Score: 1

    ... any bets as to how long it will take for the video of the attack to appear on ye olde interweb?

  252. True that by Travoltus · · Score: 1

    Just as I'm quite sure there are drunken drivers out there who are experts at driving and who don't get into accidents.

    Yet.

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    1. Re:True that by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      Whatever happened to due process? You know, waiting for someone to do something wrong before punishing them?

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    2. Re:True that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you talking to us or are you, like, replaying Steve Irwin's plea to God at the pearly gates?

    3. Re:True that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooh, snappy analogy. You might want to try for one that's a bit more appropriate, though. You know, one that actually has anything to do with what you're arguing?

    4. Re:True that by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      Actually, thats very true

      Someone who does a lot of driving on a daily basis is far less likely to screw up behind the wheel while intoxicated than someone who doesn't. It's simply instinct. Not that I condone drunk driving.

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  253. Question his sanity by twoblink · · Score: 0

    I have always questioned his sanity, but not his love for animals.

    He should have "Kids, don't try this at home!" tattoo'ed on him everywhere..

    Crazy guy.. I can hear the animals weeping...

  254. Stingrays by p0ss · · Score: 1
    I was listening to JJJ yesterday afternoon, they were asking for information about stingrays, the played the press release by his producer, who was there when steve died and who sounded very shaken. a few other people rang in with more information as well. a guy rang up who used to work on trawlers around the region where steve died. The Fisherman said that there were only two types of rays around there, and one of them quite routineely attacked people, infact one of his coworkers had been killed a couple of years ago in a very similar way to steve(stabbed in the heart). this seems to disprove the report(uk based?) that this is the first stingray death in years. I was startled by the fishermans description. in his friends case, the barb has penetrated the sternum before entering the heart. Dozen's of backward facing barbs made it impossible to remove the spike. The spike is also covered in a goo which is incredibly painfull. of course i cant recite his words verbatim, but it went something like.
    I used to touch the small one's when i was sorting the fish, the goo was bloody painfull, like your skin was burning, and there was no way to wash it off or stop it. Those rays are vicious little buggers, and sometimes they can have wing spans of 4 feet or more, they are bloody strong"
    he also said
    my old skipper told me about the rays on one of my first days, we had hauled one up and he poked it between the eyes with a broom handle, the thing shot forward with its tail, stabbing the broom handle dead center.
    so it would seem to me that Steve Irwin died like this: He was swimming along above the ray, possibly gesticulating wildly as was his style. This startled the ray who attacked with deadly accuracy and incredible strength, penetrating steve's rib cage and puncturing his heart. Vicious spines tore at the wound as steve and the ray both writhed. The goo on the spines coated the wound, burning horribly. Steve would have been in utter agony as he died.. very very sad. in a stroke of irony, the show he was filming at the time was "sea's deadliest creatures" stingrays are not less dangerous than crocs. I believe the stingrays nearest relative is the shark
  255. Re:Another lib bites the dust 'nother ones gone... by ferrari4ever · · Score: 1

    You're a moron you conservative twat.

  256. My Simple Eulogy by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    Steve Irwin lived his life for nature, and for that he should be commended; as many have said already, he placed much of his earnings into buying up land for conservation purposes. Young people today should look up to him as a role model for living life with honor in his heart. My first thought upon reading of his death nearly 24 hours ago was, "Holy shit, no." It's a testament to how influential he was that everyone I know has been reeling from his death today. It's such a tragic occurrence, and I'm sorry that he had to go before he'd done more good than he already had (which was a great deal) -- I am in fact getting a little misty-eyed as I write this.

    I have a list of deceased people that I wish I could have met, and would go back in time to meet if I could; I'm adding Mr Irwin to that list.

    Finally, because I need a little laughter right now, I have to do it:
    And in other news, Jeff Corwin has been arrested on charges of conspiracy with a stingray...

  257. You're the idiot. by Stripsurge · · Score: 1

    He was flying the plane with one hand while waving to hundreds of passengers with the other.

    I don't care if it was a "calculated" risk... planes can go from travelling several hundrend kph to sitting dead like a lump on a log in just a few second. There is absolutely no calculating anything with a plane. There is no minimum safe way to fly a plane except by remote control.

    Planes can and do crash. Are pilots faster than a plane? No? Then all passengers are in mortal danger, and the pilot put them there.

    "That and the way he molested female pigs, etc., makes me have very little respect for him."
    I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean. I have 0 respect for anyone who talks about "facts" without knowing what the hell he's talking about.

  258. Re:Honestly, this was a long time comingthey're no by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "My other reply? This was my only post in this thread...As for whacking my kids with anything...Any more unsubstantiated trolling based on distortion of words left to do today?"

    Sorry, I confused you with someone else, however we all make mistakes and I humbly retract that accusation from my post. Speaking of mistakes, you are confusing me with someone who thinks a mild smack is abuse and then building a strawman on top of that confusion.

    "...first I'd have to produce some[kids]"

    That would explain the "armchair expert" attitude you have. Do yourself a favour and watch a couple of episodes of "super nanny", you may actually learn something that most sucessfull parents already know.

    If you eventually do get around to breeding and manage to stick around for the requisite 18+ years, you will experience a mixture of rage and frustration that only your child can inspire. How you handle those situations is what makes you a saint, a monster, or something more mortal between the two extremes.

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  259. Reclassification by Muchsake · · Score: 1

    Stingrays now reclassified from "harmless" to "mostly harmless"

  260. RIP. by jproffer · · Score: 1

    Man, I was a little depressed when I heard the news yesterday.. sigh. I really looked up to that guy - I think alot of people did, whether they'd admit it or not..

    How many people are out there like Steve? Perhaps there's a few with a heart like his (no pun intended).. but none have made the splash upon the world as he did. He went out into the wide world publicly trying to preserve wildlife and their environment through education in a way that Nature and Wild Kingdom and alot of others failed to do, with great success. The world has truely lost a great man. Alot of us will seriously miss him, and the world will definitely miss all his work.

    I hope his wife carries on Steve's work.

    God bless, and RIP.

  261. He answered your question and you get upset?! by pdr77 · · Score: 1

    You sound like you were expecting him not to answer your question and say "oh, no, we love the US, we all wished we lived there!" Instead you say "I disagree on the fact." To be fair, it's pretty hard to disagree with someone's stated perceptions; they may be unjust perceptions, but you get what you ask for!

  262. As a parent, I think we're missing something by Thecarpe · · Score: 1

    Who cares if he died doing what he loved. That's such a hollywood romanticized statement and so trite. Someone dies while swimming with stingrays, the fact of the matter is that they are still dead. I have a daughter and if you think for a moment that a documentary about the "Ocean's Deadliest" caries equal weight with the presence of a father and husband in the lives of his wife and children, I pray that you reconsider what life is actually about.

    If I got bit by a gopher on a golf course and died, do you think that noble "he died doing what he liked" would actually console my daughter for the rest of her childhood or my wife as she wonders how to make ends meet? Hillbillys die in all manner of "Hey y'all, watch this..." accidents and leave real people behind to deal with the aftermath financially and emotionally. I'm not saying Mr. Irwin's contribution wasn't important (personally, I really liked what he did) - I'm just saying that the theatrics, while entertaining to the masses, ended up taking a daddy away from his kids and a husband away from his wife. Senseless and irresponsible when it's all said and done. There are no winners in this scenario.

    1. Re:As a parent, I think we're missing something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who shit in your cornflakes? Ever heard of the "bright side" of things? Best just to shut up about the theatrics thingy and not troll on some famous man's legacy. Posting anon so as to not whore any karma. q-the-impaler

    2. Re:As a parent, I think we're missing something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try this and have a little of this.

  263. irresponsible moron by goatbits · · Score: 1

    At least he died showing that the animals he played with are dangerous. I think the guy was an irresponsible moron. About like that guy that was malled by the bear he was trying to protect.

    I wonder how many children have been hurt over the years attempting the crap that Steve Irwin would pull in the name of entertainment. I rarely allowed my children to watch him and when I did I followed up with a talk about how dangerous and stupid it was to play with wiled animals.

    I saw his rebuttal about the feeding of the croc with his child in his hands. The statement "I was in full control" is a load of shit. Ask any smart person that deals with wild animals as there job and they will tell you the only wild animal that is controlled is a dead one, and then some of them can still kill you.

    Stop the hero worship. He was just a lucky redneck that would deserve the Darwin award if he had not reproduced.

  264. Update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To update this to the many comments, the footage has now been shown to the Corona and police and they confirm that he did nothing to provoke the incident. He was simply swimming over the ray, something I myself have done. They are pretty much harmless creatures, I have even hand fed them and their poison is considered nothing more than a nuisance. The direct hit to the heart was the fatality here, not the poison, so ironically, he was actually not doing anything crazy when his luck finally ran out.

  265. Get a grip by Lactoso · · Score: 1
    Who's upset? I thanked him nicely for his reply and even went on to say that I agreed with some of the perceived root issues. In your eyes is anything aside from complete acquiescence being upset?

    As for what I expected: I feared an angry response, but received what I hoped for - a measured detailing of differences of cultures and perceptions. Oh yeah, and one response from an angry git looking to stir the pot.

  266. Transcript of Interview (ABC Australia) by donak · · Score: 1

    for those interested, transcript of interview in 2003:

    http://www.abc.net.au/tv/enoughrope/transcripts/s1 732743.htm

    The program is called "Enough Rope" ... the interviewer sits back and lets people talk.

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  267. BLACK HUMOUR DOES HAVE IT'S PLACE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Black humour does have it's place

    I'z tol' all o' y'all muthafuckas!! Nowz stops moddin' dem nigga jokes down. Mmmm!!
    Dem'z'z be funny, yo!! Shit!!

    I-ight, nigga gone.
  268. Stupid, stupid analogy, retardo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The correct analogy is, if he has passengers aboard. In which case he's a danger to his passengers and everyone below, too.

  269. Bindy's project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't imagine a better death than one where I'm helping my kid.

  270. You've got it all wrong by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    Check the story. He unknowingly swam over a buried stingray that reacted to his prescense with a defense mechanism. He was extremely unlucky in this case, and the magnitude of that bad luck is raised to ironic levels by his everday (for him) activities.

    It's like a motorcycle daredevil getting hit by freak lightning on a clear day on the golf course.

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    1. Re:You've got it all wrong by Thecarpe · · Score: 1

      [It's like a motorcycle daredevil getting hit by freak lightning on a clear day on the golf course.] - that's not a good comparison at all - it's more like a motorcycle daredevil getting killed while jumping through a hoop of fire and snapping his neck on the hoop. He was killed while taking a risk - people just keep refusing to say that he took a risk because doggoneit that Steve Irwin is just so loveable and entertaining.

      I've got it all wrong...remind me again of the title of the documentary he was filming? Oh yeah, it was "Ocean's Deadliest". The truth of the matter is that we all encouraged his lack of proper precaution by paying to see it. It's the theatrics of of taking chances swimming unprotected that killed him, not the "freakishness" of the accident. He taught a respect for nature, but didn't exhibit it.

      You can film a documentary about a mine field without running through it in clown shoes. No matter how good your map of the mine field is, no matter what you think you know about how many duds there are out there, you had better be darn sure that you did everything possible to return to your family.

      Is having a "Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter" more important at the end of the day than having a Steve Irwin, father and husband? No. Once you commit yourself in marriage and parenthood to have responsibility over someone else's life, things must change. Being killed in a car accident on the way home from work is not a fair comparison here either - unless you fancy a drive home with your gas tank on fire, driving while intoxicated, or traveling at rediculous speeds. It is sad, no doubt. The tragedy is just as much in the decision to not take proper precaution as it is in the actual death.

    2. Re:You've got it all wrong by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1
      At the time he was just doing a simple dive. From the detective who reviewed the film of Steve Irwin swimming in about 6-7 feet of water.

      "There is no evidence that Mr Irwin was intimidating or threatening the stingray," Queensland Police superintendent Michael Keating said. "My advice is that he was observing the stingray."


      Earlier reports indicated that the stingray was covered with sand and that he may not even have seen it.
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    3. Re:You've got it all wrong by Thecarpe · · Score: 1

      [At the time he was just doing a simple dive. From the detective who reviewed the film of Steve Irwin swimming in about 6-7 feet of water.]

      That being the case, there is a safe zone (regardless of whether or not you are diving unprotected) of relatively 5 feet of water that any responsible diver knows to inhabit 1)so as not to damage reef and 2)so as not to be damaged by creatures in reef or sand.

      I understand what you're saying. My point is that folks are missing the bigger picture. When you are diving in water that has poisonous creatures just beneath the sand and in the reef whilst filming Oceans Deadliest (can't stress that title enough), you probe at safe distance with a tool, you wear protective gear, etc...it's not rocket science. How many times did he ever stick his arm, head, leg into harms way while chasing snakes and crocs? When you're diving with sharks in the water, use a shark cage. Unfortunate, yes. Very low probability, yes (well, that should be rethought now). Surprising that he dodged death this long, yes. We have this Hollywood hero mentality that the good guy should always come out unscathed, no matter what risks he taks - what good movie kills off the star 5 minutes into the film? Steve was a mortal, he took risks, those risks caught up with him.

      Here is another analogy that may prove helpful. I had a friend who was killed by a drunk driver at 2am. It was a freak accident and my friend was stone sober. HOWEVER - driving at 2am greatly increases your risk of having an unfortunate encounter with a drunk driver. I'm not blaming my buddy, but that's why I don't drive anywhere past 10pm unless I absolutely have to. If I do have to drive later than 10pm, you bet that I'm taking all sorts of precautions and driving with heightened awareness that I'm in a potentially more dangerous situation than regular daytime driving (aside from the regular bonehead cell phone drivers).

    4. Re:You've got it all wrong by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      I understand your point. The title of the film aside, this is something hundreds or even thousands of divers do every day. From further stories on the topic, it appears that this incident/accident is exceedingly rare and just extraordinary bad luck. Check Boing-Boing for a summary of several sources, including Australian articles. They only have 2 recorded deaths by stingray, Steve Irwin is the third.

      To trace this back to your analogy about driving, are you going to be hyper-alert for planes hitting your car? That happens more often than stingray attacks. I've personally seen the aftermath of just such a wreck only moments after it occurred, killing 5 people.

      You can't be safe from everything. Now, in Steve Irwin's case, he courted danger. For him to die the way he did I propose is not too dissimilar from a motorcycle daredevil being hit by freak lightning on a golf course, or perhaps slipping between the platform and train of a subway. (I believe that happened in NY and Japan both, too lazy to go look it up at the moment.)

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  271. The Dragonweezels of the world will miss you... by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    For those of you who don't know.

    What we've got here is a wild Dragonweezel. They grow to be about 500 lbs. Look at those wings all wide and scaly. Watch as I hold up one of his four sharp claws. That was tough, he's big bugger. His head is weasel shaped, but he manages to blow the same powerful dragon breath. His body is slender, and very flexible, covered in fur. Let's pet him a bit. Good dragonweezel. Look at this long pointed reptillian tail protruding from his bottom. It helps to ballance him in flight, and the pointy barb at the end can be used defensivly. Watch how he stalks his prey. Sometimes a dragonweezel will skewer his prey with a stick and then cook him to about 500 degrees before ingesting their chard remains. Crikey that poor politician didn't stand a chance. Did you see how he quickly winked at us before he reached in with a single claw and devoured him whole? You should not approach one unless your true of heart.

    Thank you Steve.
    Rest In Peace..
    -DW

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  272. Steve Irwin's last words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crikey! That's not a string ray... That's a Death Ray...

  273. The coroner at the autopsy: by pklinken · · Score: 2, Funny

    "And now I'm going to jam my thumb up his butthole.. CRICKEY YEA THAT REALLY PISSED HIM OFF!"

  274. He was an expert, huh? by Travoltus · · Score: 1

    Then how is it that he got killed by one of those animals he was fscking with?

    That croc could have killed him and his son. But alas it was a stingray that did him in. I guess your logic is since it was a stingray and not a croc that killed him and he wasn't holding his kid in his arms when it happened, he wasn't putting his kid in danger when he was messing with that croc. Because stingrays are unpredictable. Unlike crocodiles.

    Oh wait a minute, that is your logic...

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    1. Re:He was an expert, huh? by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      My logic is that the Stringray death was a freak accident. I seem to recall that he is the first person killed in Australia by a String-ray since 1945.

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    2. Re:He was an expert, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wait a minute, that is your logic...

      Actually, it's a straw-man attack. Completely yours.

  275. and that's why.... by CyberdogOSX · · Score: 0
    ......you don't go around grabbling dangerous wild predators.

    lesson over

  276. But... by jrothwell97 · · Score: 1

    ...true, I'm sure Steve Irwin was a good man, but in the meantime, millions of people (let alone other animals) are starving in Africa, global warming is threatening to put an end to the world as we know it, and in the Middle East people are going around blowing each other up. Do I detect some injustice here?

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  277. Tribute to the Croc-man by krawz · · Score: 1

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/auspac/01/02 /australia.crocodileman/index.html

    According to the sources I've seen about the incident with Steve Irwin and his child (like the one linked above), he never dangled the kid over a crocodile pit; he had him tucked snugly in one arm while tossing some food to a croc with his other. Irresponsible? Maybe, but seemingly not from his point of view and certainly not to a point where it could be construed as "dangling" his infant son over any crocodile pit. If you take your child out to play in the fenced-in back yard with the sometimes ill-tempered but much loved family dog, would a bystander be accurate in saying that they saw you shove a kid into a frenzied dog pit? That may seem like a leap; but is it really, for a man who seemed to feel as comfortable and confident around crocs as the average canine expert would be with dogs?

    Most of us have never had experience with crocodiles in the wild; compound that with the mental image that they bring to mind for many, of a traditional reptilian monster from any given horror flick, and his perceived "offense" tends to look much worse than it may be. With all of his experience with dangerous wildlife, I doubt Steve Irwin felt he was putting his child in any danger. I mean, how many Crocodile encounters do you need to walk away from before you feel like you can handle them in a given situation? 50? 100? 1,000? The point is, Steve had a lot more insight into the nature and capabilities of crocs than most of us do.

    All of that being said, I concede that he was likely a bit overconfident when dealing with nature's wild critters. I guess that's part of what I liked about him. He made things like crocodiles and scorpions seem much less monstrous and was always eager to show us the beauty and simplicity of nature. It's ironic though, that it was a freak accident that killed him in the end, especially considering how rare a lethal Stingray attack is. There are what, one or two stingray deaths each year? So says the news media, if I recall correctly. Considering his daily lifestyle and career, his eventual death always had a strong likelihood of being caught on film, so it could easily have been a whole lot more painful and graphic than it was.

    Personally, I thought the man was a pioneer, in that he was able to make nature shows interesting AND entertaining, guaranteeing that I would watch the show longer than the typical 5-10 minute period that I would usually allow for something like National Geographic. My college roomates and I watched the show regularly, back when it first started on TV.

    Sorry for the long-winded reply. I guess I needed to pay a final tribute to the Crocodile man.

    /salute

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    1. Re:Tribute to the Croc-man by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Thanks to all who didn't jump all over me for disrespecting the dead. The media does a good job of doing that with people who are still alive which I suppose is why I hadn't read anything good about him until he died. He does sound like a genuinely decent fellow, one who will be missed. He probably had a lot of projects still ahead of him. I entirely get and like your analogy of the kids playing with the lovable family pit bull. You can get too comfortable around wild animals, or high voltage, or whatever it is you work with on a daily basis.

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    2. Re:Tribute to the Croc-man by tompee · · Score: 1

      good post... I think the analogy about the pit bull / croc is really insightful... pity I don't have some mod points to give ;-)
      The comment is old, the story is older, but I just wanted to acknowledge this post. Cheers

  278. Bad joke, got this 1 day afterwards by frickendevil · · Score: 1

    Steve Irwin should have worn more sunscreen, it helps protect from harmful rays.

  279. Fear limits by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    I wonder how many children have been hurt over the years attempting the crap that Steve Irwin would pull in the name of entertainment. I rarely allowed my children to watch him and when I did I followed up with a talk about how dangerous and stupid it was to play with wiled animals.

    Interestingly, he was not killed doing anything you might consider 'stupid', other than perhaps swimming in the ocean. --Which is probably why it happened. The only times I've ever been hurt while doing anything is when my attention wanders because I think I'm in a safe zone. When I engage in a risky activity, my attention is fully on and everything works out fine. Steve Irwin's accident sounds like the sort of thing which could have happened to anybody.

    Feeding fear to your children is an effective way to limit their potential and give them an excuse to resent you for it should they ever wake up to the fact. I've seen that happen. I find it is better to say things like, "Hammers can easily crush things," rather than, "Hammers are dangerous and only stupid rednecks use them!"

    It's best to encourage kids to believe in themselves, and to provide them with knowledge rather than dire warnings. --Knowledge is formed from love and awareness, dire warnings are made from fear and doubt.


    -FL

  280. Not just for children by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

    Yes, it was made with children in mind (except maybe ROUSes). However most of the humor in the movie goes entirely over the head of children. They do not understand that level of humor. It's not until the teenage years that it becomes apparent that it is humor from front to back.

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