Slashdot Mirror


Hypoallergenic Cats

Lambticc writes "The BBC is running an article about how a US firm has successfully bred cats to reduce the production of the protein which causes an allergic reaction. Since the result was achieved through selective breeding, there should not be any complaints from the anti-GM lobby." From the article: "The cats will not cause the red eyes, sneezing and even asthma that some cat allergy sufferers experience, except in the most acute cases. Despite costing $3,950 (£2,104), there is already a waiting list to get one. Allerca first started taking orders for genetically engineered hypoallergenic cats back in 2004."

215 comments

  1. Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    You already reported it in 2004.

    1. Re:Dupe by TekPolitik · · Score: 3, Informative

      It wasn't even new then. There's an entire breed, called Siberians, that have been known to have this quality. All that seems to have happened here is selective cross-breading to get it into other more conventional species.

    2. Re:Dupe by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Yes except in that discussion someone posted about a cat race that's already hypoallergenic by nature which noone has done this time.

      --
      Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
    3. Re:Dupe by rs79 · · Score: 1

      Now if they can only breed out the other annoying undesirable traits cats have. Should only take about a thousand years.

      "Down kitty, no I'm not a scratching post AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE"

      And to think some people PAY for vasectomies.

      Fucking cat.

      --
      Need Mercedes parts ?
    4. Re:Dupe by AGMW · · Score: 1
      Now if they can only breed out the other annoying undesirable traits cats have.

      It's funny how dog owners are expected to pick up their dog's sh1t and put it in a bin, but cat owners are allowed to let their animals roam free and crap whereever the hell they like, but obviously not in the owner's garden because cats like to crap elsewhere! Nice.

      Years back our dog got into the next door garden after chasing their cat and the neighbour came around to complain. My dad was quite happy to comply ... "certainly, I'll keep our dog out of your garden if you keep your cat out of ours".

      I know it's not cats fault that they aren't dogs and you can't really dislike something for being what it is, but what is it with cat owners? More often than not they are scratchy unpleasent unfriendly things with a God complex (the cats, not the owners, although ...).

      As a friend once said, the thing about cats is that you KNOW that if they were big enough they'd kill you and eat you!

      --
      Eclectic beats from Leeds, UK
      handmadehands.co.uk
    5. Re:Dupe by rishistar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And what they fail to point out to the people buying these cute cuddly kittens is - what happened to the many 'unsuccessful candidates' in the breeding program?

      --
      Professor Karmadillo Songs of Science
    6. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      1. Dogs take big piles of steaming shit wherever they please. Every cat I've had finds an area of loose earth and digs a hole, covering it over after he has finished. A dominant unneutered tom may leave his faeces uncovered, but if you let such a beast roam free, you're an idiot.

      2. The cat by its temperament is unlikely to attack a human, its natural prey being always smaller than itself; when outside its own territory, if it confronts a giant, it prefers to flee. The fox, a locally populous wild creature, exhibits similar properties, making it mostly harmless(tm). The wolf/dog, on the other hand, has evolved to confront prey its own size, thus has far more potential for aggression against humans.

      3. The cat by its size is unlikely to cause damage to property.

      3. As if this wasn't enough, the cat is not a pack animal like a dog, not considering its owner the pack alpha. The average dog (like the average human human, pretty much) is naturally subservient, which is why you can train it, and are responsible if your training fails. This may explain why, at least under English law, you have far greater responsibility for the actions of your dog.

      6. Any sufficiently larger animal, human or otherwise, would show no qualms about killing me.

      In summary, you get service from dogs, to whom you present orders, but companionship from cats, to whom you can only present reasonable propositions.

    7. Re:Dupe by Eivind · · Score: 1
      It's strange about pet-owners in general. The amount of irritation and damage that they feel it's fair to impose on everyone around them just for the sake of something which is, ultimately, just a hobby. (a blind-dog or similar is obviously something completely different!)

      I used to live in a block in Germany. There where 2 families having cats in the block. They thougth all of the following was reasonable to expect their neighbours to put up with:

      • Cats roaming the entire property, using the childrens sandbox as a convenient toilet.
      • Leaving the cats at home by themselves all day long. With the door propped open so the cats can use the hall as a shelter when weather is bad. (offcourse it *never* happened that other cats than just theirs took advantage of this arrangement!)
      • Leaving cat-food in the hall, for the same reason as the point above. *certainly* leaving cat-food accessible in the open won't attract any strays or vermin, no no, the plate is labeled with the name of *their* cat afterall...
      • It's very convenient for the cats that there are child-wagons in the hall. Must be meant as cat-beds. Certainly the parents of the children don't mind a few scratches, a gazillion cat-hairs or the ocasional spot of urine.

      Completely ridicolous. And that was just *one* example. I'm only 31, but I could give literally dozens of pet-owners behaving in similarily irresponsible ways, and that's just my own personal experiences.

    8. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Cats roaming the entire property, using the childrens sandbox as a convenient toilet.
      That's one of the problem with too domesticated cats. A cat with an ounce of instincts left would never do their business in a highly visible and vulnerable place like that, and would instead head for the nearest bushes/tall grass etc.
    9. Re:Dupe by osgeek · · Score: 1

      Mmmm... Kung Pao Kitty.

    10. Re:Dupe by schon · · Score: 1

      1. Dogs take big piles of steaming shit wherever they please.

      And it's usually in the same place - dogs are creatures of habit, and like to go in the same place each day.

      3. The cat by its size is unlikely to cause damage to property.

      Except for said shit in the garden.

      the cat is not a pack animal like a dog

      Correct, but that doesn't mean it's not a pack (social) animal at all. Cats are very social animals, and form heirarchies and complex social relationships. They are also trainable (but of course, you have to use slightly different methods than that of a dog.)

      The average dog is naturally subservient, which is why you can train it, and are responsible if your training fails.

      The average cat is also naturally subservient, and you can also train it. You are also responsible if the training fails (whether or not you even try.)

      The biggest thing about cats is that because they're small, their owners tend to treat them as babies, and act subservient towards them. This, combined with silly things like leaving food out for them 24 hours a day, leads the cats to believe that they are the alpha, complete with all of the behavioural problems that most cat owners believe are normal.

      In summary, you get service from dogs, to whom you present orders, but companionship from cats, to whom you can only present reasonable propositions.

      Totally false. Most cat owners believe this because they really have no clue about how to train their animals.

    11. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Correct, but that doesn't mean it's not a pack (social) animal at all. Cats are very social animals, and form heirarchies and complex social relationships.


      In the case of the feral domestic cat, usually groups of females and young, usually based on proximity and the requirement to share food and resources. There is no clear concept of the alpha breeding pair. A cat may be equally successful as a loner, except in an area starved of resources; a dog/wolf is not only much less successful outside a pack, but proactively reinforces its membership of the pack in apparent fear of becoming an outcast.

      The biggest thing about cats is that because they're small, their owners tend to treat them as babies, and act subservient towards them.


      Now that's ridiculous. Do you treat midgets as babies? Petite women? Worms? Birds? Mice? Humans expect young to imply small, but not small to imply young! The amount of independence given to a cat by its "owner" far exceeds that given to a dog, at least in the UK, suggesting quite the opposite.

      This, combined with silly things like leaving food out for them 24 hours a day, leads the cats to believe that they are the alpha, complete with all of the behavioural problems that most cat owners believe are normal.


      Off the top of my head, of the dozens of cat owners who I've known, I can think of two who've done this - one cat continued hunting/exercise as normal and ate reasonably, but was rather aggressive; and the other is rather lazy and slightly overweight, but shy. This latter had previously been living in a small flat/apartment all her life so was barely able to act in her nature anyway. The fattest cat I've met recently seemed to earn most of his calories from rabbit-hunting.

      Just like humans and dogs, it's a bad idea to spoil them, but they won't necessarily turn out to be monsters.

      Most cat owners believe this because they really have no clue about how to train their animals.


      No, most cat owners just don't care to create a servant; that's the aim of the typical dog owner. Anyway, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, so feel free to present it, and to refute the various laughable failures that have been written up. To reiterate, cats can be presented with reasonable propositions where the benefit is apparent, but a dog can be trained to mindlessly obey.

    12. Re:Dupe by AGMW · · Score: 1
      Every cat I've had finds an area of loose earth and digs a hole, covering it over after he has finished.

      So it's OK that I spend time and effort to dig over a patch of earth to plant vegetables and when I come to plant them I uncover cat sh1t buried just under the surface. It wouldn't be so bad if it was on the top where you could see it!

      Best thing would be if other people's cats didn't crap in my garden!

      --
      Eclectic beats from Leeds, UK
      handmadehands.co.uk
  2. Heh by B3ryllium · · Score: 4, Funny

    But when will they finally breed the North American House Hippo!? Huh? That's what I want to know.

    1. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they already do, you can usually find them eating at macdonalds, or any other fast food joint. beware though, if they get ahold of your credit cards, they will spend it all at the mall, and some wont put out, till after you put a ring on thier finger

    2. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:Heh by Fyre2012 · · Score: 0

      But when will they finally breed the North American House Hippo!? Huh? That's what I want to know.

      The same time they breed the pot bellied elephant. But we all know those genes just don't splice anyways.

      What i'm waiting for is a cat that doesn't shed. *scratches self*

      --
      This is not the greatest .sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
    4. Re:Heh by BrettJB · · Score: 1
      --
      Smell that? You smell that? Burning karma, son. Nothing in the world smells like that...
    5. Re:Heh by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 4, Funny
      they already do, you can usually find them eating at macdonalds, or any other fast food joint. beware though, if they get ahold of your credit cards, they will spend it all at the mall, and some wont put out, till after you put a ring on thier finger
      Another variety sits around in its underwear all day, watching TV while drinking beer and refuses to help out around the house.
      --
      I dream of a better world... one in which chickens can cross roads without their motives being questioned.
    6. Re:Heh by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      So much for "evolution doesn't happen".

      --
      Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
    7. Re:Heh by rpbird · · Score: 3, Funny

      Our friend Mr. Evolution actually created those, and elephants the size of dogs. I kid you not. Weird things happen to creatures stranded on islands. Sometimes they get really large (the Dodo), sometimes they get really small (tiny elephants and hippos). Unfortunately for those pet lovers out there, our distant ancestors found these island species and ate them all. Kinda reminds me of Futurama and the last can of sardines.

    8. Re:Heh by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1

      That's my ex-wife, you insensitive clod.

    9. Re:Heh by maxume · · Score: 1

      While many large land animals were indeed hunted to extinction by our distant ancestors, the extinction of the dodo is more or less a result of western explorers.

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    10. Re:Heh by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      My wife's bigger than your wife, so there!

    11. Re:Heh by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      I got one of the inverted versions. Mine put out great, UNTIL I put a ring on the finger. WTF?

      And I'm an asshole, too.

    12. Re:Heh by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1

      Watch it, bucko. I have an ex-wife, not a wife. A very important distinction, in which much happiness and peace of mind has been invested.

    13. Re:Heh by shawb · · Score: 1

      Usually, it's not so much that some get big and some get small, it's more that animals on a smallish island tend to converge on the same side... so normally large animals (elephants, horses, deer etc) become smaller while naturally small animals (rodents, birds, lizards...) become larger, untill they are all about the same size. And for the record... people also get smaller under the same circumstances.

      --
      I'll never make that mistake again, reading the experts' opinions. - Feynman
    14. Re:Heh by rishistar · · Score: 1

      Its great when pets take on the characteristics of their owners, isn't it?

      --
      Professor Karmadillo Songs of Science
  3. Repost by valkabo · · Score: 0

    Repost Do the posters even read slashdot?

    1. Re:Repost by daspriest · · Score: 1

      Read?

  4. Patents? by giminy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I hope they annoyingly patented what they did (though I don't get how to you specifically patent selective breeding), or the first two owners of frisky felines will put them out of business.

    Maybe they'll sell one gender of cat?

    --
    The Right Reverend K. Reid Wightman,
    1. Re:Patents? by Duckz · · Score: 5, Informative

      You can only get spayed or neutered animals from them.

    2. Re:Patents? by iroll · · Score: 1

      Good thing we live in the age of cloning!

      Only way they could (currently) close that loophole is by selling only aged and decrepit cats. Young'uns would clone nicely :)

      (sigh...You know you're a nerd when thinking about selling clones reminds you of Compaq.)

      --
      Repetition does not transform a lie into the truth. - FDR
    3. Re:Patents? by kfg · · Score: 1

      You can only get spayed or neutered animals from them.

      Time to fire up the Mr. Cloner.

      KFG

    4. Re:Patents? by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Well, after the recent article on part regeneration, that's hardly a problem!

      --
      How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
    5. Re:Patents? by QuantumFTL · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can only get spayed or neutered animals from them.

      And that, my friend, is why I release all of my pets under the GPL. What an outrage!

    6. Re:Patents? by quokkapox · · Score: 1

      But you could clone a neutered hypoallergenic cat. The offspring would not be sterile.

      Of course, the "intellectual property" which is represented by the cat's genetic makeup may also be copyrighted or patented.

      Now, if you'll excuse me as I entertain Buttons(TM) here with a Laser Pointer(TM) until I go broke from licensing fees or fall asleep in a hypnogogic Benadryl(TM) haze...

      la la la la la atchoo atchoo atchoo! bless me dammit i'm an atheist but i do love benadryl and cats

      --
      it's a blue bright blue Saturday hey hey
    7. Re:Patents? by Edis+Krad · · Score: 1

      Unless they mixed their DNA with frog DNA.. in that case, they might change sex spontaneously and breed!!!

    8. Re:Patents? by nacturation · · Score: 1

      These cats are GPL compliant. The company simply forked the existing feline breed and released their own breed. You can of course modify those cats all you want. The only caveat is that their cats have already been modified in ways that prevent additional forks.

      --
      Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option.
    9. Re:Patents? by BeeBeard · · Score: 1

      I knew Bob Barker had to be at the bottom of all this.

    10. Re:Patents? by speculatrix · · Score: 1

      surely they're not GPL or LGPL because they aren't providing the full source code to your cat (I'd expect a CD with a datafile of their gene map!)... not only that, they're not even providing access to the build tools so you can build your own cat from source.

    11. Re:Patents? by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

      or sell only male or only females.

    12. Re:Patents? by Murasaki+Skies · · Score: 0

      Nature will find a way.

      --
      Waiiii!!!!!! I have bad karma!
    13. Re:Patents? by Da3vid · · Score: 1

      I believe selective breeding would be grouped with genetic engineering in terms of patents. Look at the hyped GloFish (not to be confused with an actual breed of tetra found in the wild). The company developed them with loftier goals than the developers of these cats... the fish originally were designed to fluoresce a certain colour in the presence of environmental toxins. They were to be the perfect sensor... but what they really ended up was making a hugely popular fish for aquarists.

    14. Re:Patents? by Surt · · Score: 1

      You could clone a neutered cat in the future when all of our cloning techniques don't require either sperm or ova.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    15. Re:Patents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "or sell only male or only females."

      What do you propose they do with the other gender when it is produced?

    16. Re:Patents? by Duckz · · Score: 1

      Makes more sense to neuter or spay them because male and female cats have such different personalities.

    17. Re:Patents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about cloning?

    18. Re:Patents? by russotto · · Score: 1

      You need ova for cloning, but the ova need not be from the individual being cloned. Take normal cat ovum, insert hypo-allergenic cat nucleus, get hypo-allergenic breedable cat. Assuming the critical gene is in the nucleus, anyway.

    19. Re:Patents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They currently don't require ova from the cloned animal, just from any animal of the same species. Cloning never used sperm, so I have no idea what exactly you are thinking.

    20. Re:Patents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unable to reproduce?
      Last time someone tried to make some sort of amusement animal involving the key phrase "unable to reproduce", I believe a lawyer got half eaten off of a portable toilet, right before subsequent mayhem of unimaginable proportions ensued.

    21. Re:Patents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    22. Re:Patents? by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      And that, my friend, is why I release all of my pets under the GPL. What an outrage!

      Great, and it's going to GPL infect all the other cats in the neighborhood.

      --
      StoneCypher is Full of BS
  5. Whats next? by JimXugle · · Score: 0

    Fish that don't need water to live in?

    --
    -jX

    Don't you just love politics? It's like a comedy of errors.
    1. Re:Whats next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why take the water away, they are already getting there own wheels
      http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/terranaut-vehic le-lets-fish-explore-on-land-202040.php

  6. Re:Yes, but they are now shipping! by Psykechan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Get yours now from petsovernight.com.

  7. Yeah, we know. by My+Iron+Lung · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Yeah, we know. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This to announce that they're actually available now, that was announcing pre orders. Way to read fucktard!

  8. It still doesn't fix the biggest problem by Frogbert · · Score: 0, Troll

    This still doesn't fix the biggest problem I have with cats. Cats kill native animals at night, drag home dead things and are perhaps the most disgusting of all domestic animals. Although perhaps most of those things are the fault of the owners, not the cats.

    1. Re:It still doesn't fix the biggest problem by QuantumG · · Score: 1, Funny

      Fuck native animals.

      As a matter of fact, kill em all, this is our world now.

      --
      How we know is more important than what we know.
    2. Re:It still doesn't fix the biggest problem by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      These cats were already domesticated, and the mice they occasionally feed on are domesticated, this is just the next step.

      --
      // MD_Update(&m,buf,j);
    3. Re:It still doesn't fix the biggest problem by essence · · Score: 1

      The impact of cats is minimal in comparison to what humans have done, and are still doing, to this planet. I have a problem with humans, leave the cats alone.

    4. Re:It still doesn't fix the biggest problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Animals native to what? The house? Around the house? Not sure if you know this, but in their original environment, cats killed native animals too. They aren't the only ones.

      Actually, for a long time, things have killed things, it is pretty much integral to life on the planet.

      As for cats being disgusting, i'd say that is pretty much complete opinion. But if you see a cat, and are disgusted, I for one think you have some kind of weird problem.

    5. Re:It still doesn't fix the biggest problem by speculatrix · · Score: 1

      how long have you been living where you are, and does that make you a native? If so, I wanna come kill you for your xbox ;-)

    6. Re:It still doesn't fix the biggest problem by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you have to had family here for 40,000 years to be considered a native. We're all white invaders.

      --
      How we know is more important than what we know.
  9. Selectively Breaded Cats by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    Since the result was achieved through selective breading

    Funny, I figured they'd be available down at the local Chinese restaurant...

    --
    "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
    1. Re:Selectively Breaded Cats by Neuropol · · Score: 1

      Is that wheat breading I wonder?

    2. Re:Selectively Breaded Cats by momerath2003 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "selective breading"?

      Maybe it has something to do with catbread?

      (more, originals)

      --
      I had but a simple dream, to destroy all humans.
    3. Re:Selectively Breaded Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mmmm. Sweet and Sour Cat; General Meow's Chicken; Cat with Broccoli; can you send over some fried rice too? The last night programming crew is hungry.

    4. Re:Selectively Breaded Cats by 2centplain · · Score: 2, Funny

      And "Sesame Kitten."

    5. Re:Selectively Breaded Cats by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      Given the number of people with wheat allergies, I would think that would be counter-productive.

      --
      Just junk food for thought...
  10. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I won't have to throw my cats into the washing machine anymore.

  11. Selective breading? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Mmmm, breaded cat meat.

    1. Re:Selective breading? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's unpossible!

  12. Artificial species by Starker_Kull · · Score: 1

    Well... not really. Just evolution in action, with manmade selection vs. the 'natural' kind. I like cats, but hate the allergic reactions I get from them. Sign me up.

    1. Re:Artificial species by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      You might want to wait for the second model year. There's still some question about whether they're just selling cat oil or not.

      KFG

    2. Re:Artificial species by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      Well... not really. Just evolution in action, with manmade selection vs. the 'natural' kind. I like cats, but hate the allergic reactions I get from them. Sign me up.

      Bah! Lemme know when they breed one that isn't allergenic, doesn't shed, doesn't scratch, is toilet trained by default, responds to it's name, and actually pretends to care when I come home.

      Until then, it's still a cat. For some of us, that's still a big problem. :-P

      Cheers
      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    3. Re:Artificial species by Starker_Kull · · Score: 1
      Bah! Lemme know when they breed one that isn't allergenic, doesn't shed, doesn't scratch, is toilet trained by default, responds to it's name, and actually pretends to care when I come home. Until then, it's still a cat. For some of us, that's still a big problem. :-P Cheers

      All the other attributes are part of their charm - it's good training for marriage, but the divorce is MUCH cheaper

      ;)

    4. Re:Artificial species by Starker_Kull · · Score: 1
      You might want to wait for the second model year. There's still some question about whether they're just selling cat oil or not.
      Indeed. As someone who has suffered from allergies to a greater or lesser extent, and with a recently retired mom who is looking for things to do, a pet aquisition seems probable - and as I'll therefore frequently be stuck around the critter, I HOPE they are not just selling cat oil!

      Cheers,

    5. Re:Artificial species by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      All the other attributes are part of their charm - it's good training for marriage, but the divorce is MUCH cheaper

      I like pussy as much as the next guy, but cats and wives are right out. :-P
      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
  13. I want a dupe free slash dot contributor by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 0, Redundant

    And since I expect most /. contributors are not likely to participate in breeding, selective or otherwise, I'm prepared to soften my anti-GM stance to get one!

    --
    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  14. Breading? by dmwst30 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hrm...selective breading of cats...wonder how that works. Extra crispy or regular? Corn flake or bread crumb or batter? How do they keep the cats from eating it?

    ("The BBC is running an article about how a US firm has successfully bred cats to reduce the production of the protein which causes an allergic reaction. Since the result was achieved through selective breading, there should not be any complaints from the anti-GM lobby." if they fix this one)

  15. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me know when they're breeding cats with frickin' lasers on their heads.

  16. I for one welcome our new hypoallergenic overlords by KNicolson · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know every time I've got some pussy, I've had terrible rashes and itchiness, although I've never had to pay as much as $4,000 dollars for them.

  17. Re:I for one welcome our new hypoallergenic overlo by Dryanta · · Score: 1

    Breaded pussy? You might be on to something here. That's a million dollar product, as long as it's still warm when it gets delivered to the table.

  18. Oh good lord, Aryan Kitties! by alchemy101 · · Score: 1

    Selective breeding? The perfect race... of cats?

    1. Re:Oh good lord, Aryan Kitties! by nixusar · · Score: 1

      yes..and they're even blonde haired with blue eyes!!!

      --
      Forget what you know, It'll all be over soon.
    2. Re:Oh good lord, Aryan Kitties! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They exist already. They're called Siamese.

      Fair haired. Blue eyed. Intellligent. Cute.

      Moreover, considering that you're a Slashdotter, they're more articulate than you, thinner than you, cleaner than you, they venture outdoors more often than you, and they have less of a limitless sense of entitlement to something for nothing than you.

    3. Re:Oh good lord, Aryan Kitties! by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      If you want an image of the future, it's a cat's paw scratching a human face, forever.

      --
      Mother, do you think they'll like this sig?
  19. what about the non-selected cats... by wired_LAIN · · Score: 1

    I wonder what they did with the cats that tested positive for the glycoprotein Fel d1 (the one that causes the allergies)... I mean, it says the processed a "huge number" of cats looking for the "small fraction" that didnt have the protein. No mention of the fate of the ones that did have it. Poor cats T_T

    --
    It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
    1. Re:what about the non-selected cats... by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
      I wonder what they did with the cats that tested positive for the glycoprotein Fel d1 (the one that causes the allergies)... I

      Haven't you seen Young Einstein? Even the summary mentions this idea of selective breading.

      --
      Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
    2. Re:what about the non-selected cats... by mdhoover · · Score: 3, Funny

      Surplus cats were sent to universities worldwide for helping out with the quantum computing effort. They go through a lot of cats that way...

    3. Re:what about the non-selected cats... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Insightful for an obvious Schrödinger joke. Ha, moderators on crack again!

    4. Re:what about the non-selected cats... by bibi-pov · · Score: 1

      They were packaged in box of 5 and sold to Cisco and Nortel. Tests showed that they greatly enhanced the speed of networks around the world.

    5. Re:what about the non-selected cats... by Digz · · Score: 1

      Have you eaten at one of those "chinese buffets" lately?

      --
      SYS 64738
  20. Side effects by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know if this gene has a desired effect besides "make humans allergic to us"? It seems there could, possibly, be side effects from this - there aren't that many species that humans are commonly allergic to, so perhaps there's a reason for this gene to exist.

    --
    Breaking Into the Industry - A development log about starting a game studio.
    1. Re:Side effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Maybe it also happens to be the "suppress thirst for human blood" gene.

    2. Re:Side effects by TekPolitik · · Score: 1

      Does anyone know if this gene has a desired effect besides "make humans allergic to us"?

      You don't think "keeping humans away" is enough of a positive side-effect in an animal gene?

    3. Re:Side effects by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 1

      When it's not intense enough to keep the human from killing and eating you, but too intense to keep the human from taking care of you? I think it's a pretty clear negative side-effect.

      --
      Breaking Into the Industry - A development log about starting a game studio.
    4. Re:Side effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to remember an article discussing this gene in cats before. Apparently the protein expressed by the gene and present in the cats saliva has antiseptic and - more importantly - anti-parasitic qualities.

      So we can now look forward to sickly cats that don't cause allergies in humans but are riddled with fleas and worms.

  21. I posted this idea to Usenet back in 1992 by Jon+Noring · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As noted in a prior comment to Slashdot, I proposed this idea to Usenet in 1992 (link to Google archive of my original article included in my prior comment.) Of course, I'm tooting my horn, but Allerca actually did it. Good luck to Allerca.

    1. Re:I posted this idea to Usenet back in 1992 by sunwolf · · Score: 1

      I wonder if you could've independently achieved the same results if you had started your breeding program back in '92.

    2. Re:I posted this idea to Usenet back in 1992 by Jon+Noring · · Score: 1
      I wonder if you could've independently achieved the same results if you had started your breeding program back in '92.

      Laugh. Probably not. I'm very allergic to cats, so I can't even be near most of them, which is probably a requirement for being involved with a breeding program. Also, I don't have any experience breeding animals.

      I did note back in 1992 that my idea is being cast to the "public domain" for someone to make into a reality. Allerca definitely made it a reality, but the founders may have come up with the idea unawares of my Usenet post. As noted before, I wish them good luck...

    3. Re:I posted this idea to Usenet back in 1992 by Sircus · · Score: 1

      Good work on the cat-breeding foresight, but how do you feel now about your support for Perot? :-)

      --
      PenguiNet: the (shareware) Windows SSH client
  22. The real question by iknowcss · · Score: 2, Funny

    The real question is, though, will they taste as good?

    Good BYEEEEE karma

    --
    Life is rarely fair. Cherish the moments when there is a right answer.
  23. Re:I for one welcome our new hypoallergenic overlo by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
    Breaded pussy? You might be on to something here.

    But why would breading be any better than the traditional flour or Alka-Seltzer?

    --
    "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
  24. I have one thing to say about that... by Brad1138 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ACK! phftt!

    --
    If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people
  25. Okay already! by grommit · · Score: 1

    I'll buy the damn cat if you'd just stop adversiting on slashdot every month!

  26. Great but can they.... by syousef · · Score: 1

    ...breed out the gene that attracts psycho women who think they're a witch, read their stars religously every day, and treat their cat as if it were their child? On second thoughts I like having a clear sign that a chick is nuts. Without this men would fall prey to the psycho chicks more often.

    --
    These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
    1. Re:Great but can they.... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      On second thoughts I like having a clear sign that a chick is nuts.

      Or you could just make sure there's no Y chromosome. That's another clear sign. Dude, they're ALL nuts, just in different ways, and to different degrees. That's why they're always a surprise!

    2. Re:Great but can they.... by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1
      Sounds like you've dated one of my old girlfriends.

      I'd really like to see them come up with cats that don't claw furniture to shreds or spray anywhere in the house. And if they'd just bring home a whole rabbit, instead of pieces of chipmunks and tiny birds that are too small to eat.

      --
      "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell
    3. Re:Great but can they.... by danpsmith · · Score: 1
      ...breed out the gene that attracts psycho women who think they're a witch, read their stars religously every day, and treat their cat as if it were their child? On second thoughts I like having a clear sign that a chick is nuts. Without this men would fall prey to the psycho chicks more often.

      So you banged her too, huh? My advice is to not let her know where you live.

      --
      Judges and senates have been bought for gold; Esteem and love were never to be sold.
    4. Re:Great but can they.... by syousef · · Score: 1

      Nuts "to different degrees" is the key. I think we're all nuts to different degrees - it's the human condition not exclusively owned by the female of the species. But there's nutty and then there's life destroying over the top make you wish you were dead wack job.

      --
      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
    5. Re:Great but can they.... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Personally I've noticed that the Y chromosome makes you more likely to be psycho. Unless you're me, of course. ;)

      --
      Please, for the good of Humanity, vote Obama.
  27. Yawn... by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Wake me when I can get a hyper-allergenic cat. Ideally one that's so adorable that even though it causes excruciating allergy flare ups in its owners, they can't bring themselves to get rid of it. Yes... That would be the perfect gift for those pesky in-laws...

    --

    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:Yawn... by Cragen · · Score: 1

      One of my son's friends, who is very allergic to cats, came to spend the night a few years ago. My son forgot to tell him we have cats. Ragdoll is the name of the breed. He also forgot to tell my wife and I. The first time we learned of his allergy was when his father came to pick him up Sunday morning and had saw that we had cats. The boy's allergies were not a problem. No idea why. I have heard this from other Ragdoll "owners". They do shed, but not as much as other cats. Maybe their dander is not so bad. Hope this helps. I have had cats and been around cats since childhood (some 50 yrs. ago). I have never seen so much personality in cats as is present in Ragdolls. Amazing animals. Cragen

    2. Re:Yawn... by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Here (seen from above, side.) They'll try to sidle up to you with humor and good sport, and by being even cuter, though they'll often take it too far. Then they'll try joining forces with other warm, soft, irresistably cuddly things. And, when they say no 'cause they're sneezing, they will object, then do this and eventually start crying.

      And, as long as we're on the topic of breeding, how about this, this, this, this, this, this, this and this.

      It can be done.

      Then we'll start breeding for intelligence, but it will fail, occasionally miserably, even though they'll get close (in fact, very close.) We'll try to give them special powers or teach them to be college professors.

      Eventually we're gonna make one of these, and then we're gonna be all "what has science done? When will we learn that science on cats is wrong? ... AAAAUGH!." Then the war will begin. Many will die in the ensuing battle. Cats are, after all, ferocious warriors; what we will learn is that they are also brilliant wartime engineers (not joking.) Humanity will forever be scarred by its being forced to resort to the acid chamber.

      Besides, we all know where genetic experimentation always leads. Hell, they're already considering it.

      On the bright side, check out my lab. (Unfortunately we've had some problems with the nurses,

      --
      StoneCypher is Full of BS
  28. 38 million households own a cat?? by stox · · Score: 4, Funny

    No one "owns" a cat. What they really need to say is that there are 38 million households where the cat(s) tolerate the presence of humans. In most cases, the cats will have trained their humans to fulfill their every whim.

    --
    "To those who are overly cautious, everything is impossible. "
    1. Re:38 million households own a cat?? by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 5, Funny

      kmdoibhau''an 97483ujrg vmcv

      Get off my damned keyboard you whiskerfaced devil!!!

    2. Re:38 million households own a cat?? by quokkapox · · Score: 1

      Actually, cats are incredibly good pets. My Mittens catches mice and insects that get into the house. They bathe themselves, and they bury their own waste, unlike dogs. They tend to have rather unique personalities. I've known more than a dozen cats in my thirty-odd years, and every single relationship has been rewarding for me, and I hope also for the cats.

      --
      it's a blue bright blue Saturday hey hey
    3. Re:38 million households own a cat?? by stox · · Score: 1

      I never said cats weren't good pets. I was commenting on how much cats manage to negotiate a shared existence with their cohabitants. Clever little devils.

      --
      "To those who are overly cautious, everything is impossible. "
    4. Re:38 million households own a cat?? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      And often the cats will have multiple "owners".

      --
      Justice is the sheep getting arrested while an impartial judge declares the vote void.
    5. Re:38 million households own a cat?? by allanj · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've heard it like this:

      The Dog sees the Man serving food and water and generally taking care of it and loving it. The Dog concludes: "Wow, he must be God".

      The Cat sees the Man serving food and water and generally taking care of it and loving it. The Cat concludes: "Wow, I must be God".

      --
      Black holes are where God divided by zero
    6. Re:38 million households own a cat?? by eggz128 · · Score: 1

      Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

  29. Wasted effort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me know when they create successfully breed kittens that don't rip the shit out of everything, wake you up with meowing at 3 in the morning, and try to trip you when you go down the stairs.

  30. Coming to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a Chinese fast food near you.

  31. Priceless moggy by tashammer · · Score: 0

    Hmm, these selectively bred cats are soooo cheap at only almost $US7,000 to many overseas countries. $7,000? I am starting to get an idea that the extremist group, Earth First, may have the right idea in that abusing creatures just to make money sucks big time - cats for cuteness, horses for speed, dogs that cannot breathe properly or have open skulls. This isn't even a matter of food for survival. Stewardship?

  32. American Voices by peterfa · · Score: 1

    Enough geeks on the issue, let's see what the average joe really thinks: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50604

  33. Hypoallergenic Handbag by Pink+Tinkletini · · Score: 1

    Now I won't have to keep sneezing because of my fashionable homemade bag.

    1. Re:Hypoallergenic Handbag by Pink+Tinkletini · · Score: 1

      Oh, right, I linked there because this is what became of Limecat.

  34. Why pay $4000 for a cat? by Derwood5555 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why pay that much for a cat when theres plenty of dogs out there that are already hypoallergenic.
    Take the Basenji for example. It's hypoallergenic, doesn't bark, grooms itself like a cat, and dislikes water like most cats.
    And while they don't bark, they do make a yodeling type of noise.

    And, you can usually get one for quite a lot less than $4000.

    1. Re:Why pay $4000 for a cat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do they bury their own shit? If not, no deal.

    2. Re:Why pay $4000 for a cat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because cats are better?

    3. Re:Why pay $4000 for a cat? by tuomasr · · Score: 1

      Take the Basenji for example. It's hypoallergenic, doesn't bark, grooms itself like a cat, and dislikes water like most cats.

      Okay, what? I own two "hypo-allergenic" dogs (which by no means are really not hypoallergenic, just don't cause everybody symptoms the same), and know a lot of people who also own similar breeds and have allergies. And this is the first time that I've heard that the Basenji would be hypoallergenic and knowning the breed and the type of fur it has, I have a hard time of believing it.

      The things in dogs that cause allergies are:

      • Dandruff (ok, there's propably some official term for that but don't know it in English)
      • Saliva
      • Urine

      AFAIK, the Basenji has normal fur, therefore dandruff. It salivates and it damn well needs to pee just like any other dog. And when the dog's a puppy, it's going to pee on your floor, and a lot.

      You're right that it doesn't bark, though. It doesn't make it a quiet dog still, far from it. Those suckers can really cause a racket.

    4. Re:Why pay $4000 for a cat? by Derwood5555 · · Score: 1

      I have 3 of them myself. They can be quite entertaining to watch.

      Dander, saliva, and urine are the major causes of pet allergies. You are correct.

      Both of my brothers-in-law have serious pet allergies. They actually react worse to cats than dogs, but they still get puffy eyes, runny noses, and have to use their inhalers around dogs.. All 3 of mine have been in their laps for extended periods grooming their hands and neither one has ever had a bad reaction to them.. So, that takes care of the dander and saliva part. I don't think they'd appreciate it if I tried throwing Basenji urine on them for the third test though :)

      I do realize that nothing can be 100% allergy proof. But, in my experience, *my* Basenjis have never caused an allergic reaction in the time that I've owned them. Even in people with traditional pet allergies.

      And yes, they can cause quite a racket when they want to. They are also one of the smartest and most stubborn breeds I've ever come across. I guess thats why I like them so much.

    5. Re:Why pay $4000 for a cat? by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Cats are rather easier to care for than dogs. A dog really requires attention every day. Not just for its physical needs, but because dogs are pack animals and really crave attention from their owners. Most cats can be left on their own for up to a few days with sufficient water, food, and a big litter box.

      They're also content in relatively small spaces, like an apartment. A dog really should be taken outside every day if at all possible.

      This isn't a debate about what's "better". It's just some people will really want a pet, and can't have a dog, and are allergic to most cats.

      Is it worth $4k? To somebody, I guess. I do know that I nearly spent that much trying to save a beloved pet (the poor thing croaked before they could actually do the procedure). That of course is a pet I knew rather than an animal I didn't know, but it serves to illustrate how strongly people can feel about pets.

    6. Re:Why pay $4000 for a cat? by Smallest · · Score: 1

      it's not just dandruff (dander) and saliva, per se; it's a few specific proteins in the saliva and dander that cause the problem. if a breed is missing (or has a modified version of) those proteins, they'll be less likely to cause allergic reactions.

      --
      I have discovered a truly remarkable proof which this margin is too small to contain.
    7. Re:Why pay $4000 for a cat? by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Ah, but does this dog poop in a box? Can you leave it alone (with another dog of its type, so it's not too lonely) for days at a time?

      That's the main reason I have cats: low maintenance!

      --
      With the first link, the chain is forged.
    8. Re:Why pay $4000 for a cat? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Take the Basenji for example. It's hypoallergenic, doesn't bark, grooms itself like a cat, and dislikes water like most cats.
      Maybe, but it looks like just another great big fucking dog to me.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  35. take claritin and adopt a stray instead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thousands of healthy cats are killed daily in the USA (and probably around the world). Just take claritin and adopt one of these beautiful creatures instead of creating new life that we don't need.

    I'm allergic to cats and taking claritin twice a day works for me.

    (also get your cat fixed please!)

    1. Re:take claritin and adopt a stray instead! by Cartack · · Score: 0

      what are the long term effects of taking claritin twice a day for a long period of time? why would you want to risk taking an uneeded mediacation just to own a cat?

  36. Selective breeding vs GM? by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

    IMHO, selective breeding is just one way of genetic modification. It does alter the DNA as well, and the difference is a matter of degree. People have practiced it for millennia, and for some weird reason it's only in recent years that we've had anti-GM activity.

    I imagine it's possible to get the same results with modern, direct GM, as these guys did with SB. In that case this is equally evil and unnatural as any GM ;)

    --
    Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
    1. Re:Selective breeding vs GM? by aXis100 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No amount of natural cross-breeding will result in tomatoe vines with glow-in-the-dark fish genes.

      The anti-GM activity is due to the proliferation of new protiens in existing foods that will trigger new alergies/diseases. Also with plants once they start releasing pollen you cant control it.

    2. Re:Selective breeding vs GM? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1
      People have practiced it for millennia, and for some weird reason it's only in recent years that we've had anti-GM activity.
      Our ancestors bred based on the phenotype. These guys breed based on the genotype. It's a critical distinction.
      --
      May the Maths Be with you!
    3. Re:Selective breeding vs GM? by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1
      No amount of natural cross-breeding will result in tomatoe vines with glow-in-the-dark fish genes.

      Bullshit! Mutations are (mostly) random. If a bioluminescent gene gets mutated into a tomato vine "naturally," it could then be bread in to more vines. The effect could potentially be strengthened via selective breeding.

      GM merely speeds up the process (by A LOT).
      --
      A slashdotter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber.
    4. Re:Selective breeding vs GM? by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      No amount of natural cross-breeding will result in tomato e vines with glow-in-the-dark fish genes.

      Sounds like a challenge to me. Shall we bet two barrels of tomacco on it?

      --
      StoneCypher is Full of BS
  37. How long must I wait... by Bugbear1973 · · Score: 1

    ...before I can get my cat with a fricking laser on it's head?

    --
    Wanted: A better sig than this one. I have neither the wit nor motivation...
  38. Re:I for one welcome our new hypoallergenic overlo by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I know every time I've got some pussy, I've had terrible rashes and itchiness, although I've never had to pay as much as $4,000 dollars for them.

    As Norm MacDonald once said:

    • Norm: How come whenever we go out it always costs me a couple hundred dollars?
    • Woman: Because I'm a prostitute.
    --
    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  39. Sphynx cats by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 2, Informative

    I know a guy who is allergic to cats, so they got a couple of sphynx cats. Hairless, so no dander problems. Look a bit like Yoda. In fact, kind of repulsive. And I'm a cat lover.

    --
    http://www.rootstrikers.org/
  40. try using a condom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they should help avoid getting VDs when you get some pussy. not that i'd personally know of course, its what i've heard.

  41. Human breeding by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    When are they gonna breed people who are not stupid? I suppose such would ruin the Darwin Awards however.

    1. Re:Human breeding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They used to do that by allowing a woman's father (or family) to determine who she married. Naturally, they placed alot of emphasis on his ability to support her and her children.


      These days, human females select their own mate using the same criteria as pheasants; they choose someone brightly colored who dances well. Ability to support a family is not really a concern at all. Thats what other people pay taxes for.

    2. Re:Human breeding by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      When all the brainy work is outsourced to Timbucktoo, dancing will be all that is left.

  42. Hypoallergenic by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Interestingly, it's a marketting term - it has no legal meaning per the FDA, which is why cosmetic companies feel free to use it; they are not saying you won't be allergic to this or that any FDA approved testing has been done. Yet people think it means something so they buy hypoallergenic products.

    As one marketeer put it during a presentation - "My job is great - I sell a product that is 90% air and people pay a premium for it!!"

    --
    I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
    1. Re:Hypoallergenic by cr0sh · · Score: 1
      As one marketeer put it during a presentation - "My job is great - I sell a product that is 90% air and people pay a premium for it!!"


      Let me guess - he's a marketer for "Yoplait Whips Dulce De Leche"-flavor yogurt?


      Seriously - have you seen this stuff? It flies off the store shelves, and yes, I love the taste of it, too, when I can find it. Even so, I know I am being scammed, because it has a ton of nitrogen "whipped" into it - it is fluffy yogurt, mostly air - and if you visit your grocery store, they can't seem to keep it on the shelves!

      --
      Reason is the Path to God - Anon
  43. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 0

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  44. Good! by Craig+Ringer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sure, that's just good business sense for them - but it also helps reduce the number of strays on the streets, and gets people used to sterilizing their pets.

  45. Hairless cats are NOT less allergic by figgypower · · Score: 1
    As a cat allergy sufferer, I feel the strong urge to tell everybody on what kind of cats do not cause allergies. None. Exactly none. Not even the one mentioned in TFA; although, reduced. Hairless cats do not solve the problem as the allergies are caused by flakes of dead skin cells. The Sphynx maybe hairless, but definitely still has dander (defined as dead skin cells and clumped hair).

    That said, allergies have a large psychological component. I know from being, uh, "light and airy" on, uh, "mild mood enhancers" that my allergies are not as bad. Perhaps your friend has a mostly psychological reaction and little physiological reaction.

    1. Re:Hairless cats are NOT less allergic by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      It was my understanding that most cat allergies (although not all) are caused by a protien related to an antiseptic substance in cat saliva. When the cat grooms itself and the saliva later dries, it's the microscopic dried saliva bits in the air that cause the reaction, not traditional "dander" (skin and hair alone).

      Do hairless cats groom themselves as often? Does their skin absorb the saliva, as opposed to it drying and flaking off (as is the case with cat hair)?

      --
      With the first link, the chain is forged.
    2. Re:Hairless cats are NOT less allergic by figgypower · · Score: 1

      Actually you're right. The skin is not alone reponsible for the allergic reaction; it is in combination with the protien in cat saliva. The hair, if it weren't for the saliva, would not actually be a huge problem. I've never seen a Sphynx, although I imagine it obviously sheds skin and may indeed groom itself (and hence cover itself with the protien). I would like to know how much grooming, relative to other cats, it does.

  46. great news for allergy-suffering biodiesel users by speculatrix · · Score: 1
    does this mean when you convert your cat into biodiesel that you won't get allergic reactions to the exhaust fumes?

    this would certainly get ME to buy as diesel car as I'm allergic to cats !

  47. Siberian cats by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A torrent of anecdotal evidence claims that this breed, a more normal looking one, doesn't make allergic people wheeze and break out. On the other hand neither my allergist nor our late cat's vet has seen anything to confirm that in the professional literature.

    They're also very expensive.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_(cat)

    1. Re:Siberian cats by ortholattice · · Score: 2, Interesting
      My experience was the opposite. I'm only very mildly affected by most cats - we have a tabby at the moment - but a few years ago we had a Siberian. We gave it away because my eyes would water so badly when I was around it. (OK, I was constantly brushing it, too, which didn't help. Unfortunately it would only let me touch him, and in fact developed such a strong attachment to me, constantly begging for attention, that it was a nuisance.)

      I had never heard this anecdotal evidence. Perhaps if I had, the problem wouldn't have happened, because I would so strongly believe that it couldn't? Mind over body can be mysterious...

    2. Re:Siberian cats by Tower · · Score: 1

      Well, one of my friends had two of those. He was mildly allergic to cats (mostly the contact allergies), and they were much better with these than most. I am affected by far more severe cat allergies (pretty much the only thing that triggers my asthma these days), and I could stay in their house with less effects than homes with normal cats. However, I wouldn't be able to live in a house with them. Better, but nowhere near hypoallergenic.

      For people with mild cases, this would probably work.

      On the other hand, my father an I are allergic to dogs, and are able to live with dogs with hair, not fur (we own a bichon frise and my parents have a shitzu). For somebody whose eyes puff up severely if I rub them after petting a lab or golden, having a dog that doesn't require me to avoid my own couch or wash my hands every 5 minutes is great.

      --
      "It's tough to be bilingual when you get hit in the head."
    3. Re:Siberian cats by Smallest · · Score: 1

      i have one.

      i have pretty sensitive cat allergies (i can usually tell if someone has a cat by sitting next to them). but i'm symptom-free with my cat (unless she scratches me, then my skin reacts a little). i also take Zyrtek for allerigies in general and Sigulair + Advair for ashtma in general, so maybe i'm not a good clinical study.

      expensive, yes - because they're pure-bred.

      --
      I have discovered a truly remarkable proof which this margin is too small to contain.
  48. I'll buy one IF.. by Uranium+Hexafluoride · · Score: 1

    I can select breed, size, sex, temperment AND It comes with a Mammalian Cellular Regeneration gene

    --
    - "Computer, calculate pi to the last digit" -Spock, Wolf in the Fold
    1. Re:I'll buy one IF.. by Uranium+Hexafluoride · · Score: 1

      HA HA! I spelt pi wrong. Crazy.

      --
      - "Computer, calculate pi to the last digit" -Spock, Wolf in the Fold
  49. Forever Kitty by Kryptic+Knight · · Score: 1

    So how long till I can go buy my "foreven kitten" that says cute and totally adorable ?

    Bah .. if you're alergic to the beasts then you should stay away from them. Do we have a complete DNA workup for the domestic cat yet? Who knows how selectively breeding this strain of cat will affect the gene pool. What happens after several generations more of selective in-breeding (and it would have to be as its unlikely that the bit of DNA that makes it allergy free is dominant) will do.

    --
    --- This meme is memory intensive
    1. Re:Forever Kitty by chawly · · Score: 1
      I saw this bit
      ""foreven kitten" that says cute and totally adorable ?"
      and I have a question. You're saying that for 2 to 3K$ it is possible to buy a kitten which talks? But perhaps I'm missing something .....
      --
      How many beans make five, anyhow ? ... Charles Walmsley
  50. Gene tech ftw by Aaren · · Score: 1
    Our offer:
    • ever happy
    • forever young
    • hipoallergic
    cats. More options available later.
  51. This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is, really. Think about this for a moment. How far have we come as a species that we feel the need to fart-arse around with another animal's physiology to fit in with our increasingly isolated from nature lifestyles? What problems will these cats have as a result of their breeding? Is this justifiable? How is it justifiable?

    I am asthmatic. I have three cats. I have always lived in a house with cats. I really don't know if my feline friends are a trigger, and I don't really care. I deal with it. I suggest that others do too, and stop tampering with nature.

  52. Re:oblig by speculatrix · · Score: 1

    just wait till they breed Kitten Kong

  53. Copyrighted genetics? by thesp · · Score: 1

    So what's to stop me buying several of these kittens and just making some more, and reselling them? Or is selective breeding now an IP related area? Makes me think - do we now need Open Source hypoallergenic cats?

    1. Re:Copyrighted genetics? by will_die · · Score: 1

      they only sell them as spayed or neutered.
      Don't know what it would take to reverse that process if that is even possible.

    2. Re:Copyrighted genetics? by revlayle · · Score: 1

      Maybe they spay and/or neuter them before they are "shipped" to their owners?

  54. Mexican Hairless? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    Well I have been told that those funny Mexican Hairless cats are less prone to causing allergies, because they have less fur and (possibly?) less dander, but to me they don't look like cats.

    So I guess that this new development should really be called: "People who want a hypoallergenic cat that actually looks like a cat and not like a shaved poodle."

    * I just did some research and it would appear that Mexican Hairless Cats are an extinct breed, and that the dominant breeds of hairless cat are the Canadian Hairless and Sphynx.

    --
    "Ladies and gentlemen, my killbot features Lotus Notes and a machine gun. It is the finest available."
  55. An allergy cure is just three years away by giafly · · Score: 1

    "A cure for allergies that affects millions including asthma and hayfever will be available within the next few years" so we don't need hyperallogenic cats. Let's make them glow instead.

    --
    Reduce, reuse, cycle
  56. Article fixed this as per my complaint by Zoxed · · Score: 1

    When I read this article this morning (before reading Slashdot) the last paragraph in the first section read something along the lines of:

    "Allerca first started taking orders for their *genetically modified* cats back in 2004."

    I complained along the lines that GM != breeding, and now I read the article again and it says:

    "Allerca first started taking orders for *hypoallergenic* cats back in 2004."

    So plus points to the BBC News.

  57. Why this is news by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, this is obviously good news anyway for people who don't want a Siberian.

    1. Have you seen a Siberian? The Siberian isn't just another body shape or fur pattern, it's something as big as your arm. It's a _huge_ cat. It's bigger than some dog breeds. (And legends have it that some are also actually able to function as a dog, because at that size it feels a lot less threatened by someone human sized. So it _can_ defend its territory from a human, if needed. I wouldn't know if it's myth or not, though.)

    Now I'm all for large cats myself, but I can also see why someone would want a standard 5 pound lap cat instead.

    2. The Siberian isn't anywhere near allergen-free. In fact, no natural cat breed is, from moggie to lions and tigers. The Siberian does produce a lot less allergen, but for some people it's still too much. So producing cats with even less, would still be welcome news for a lot of people.

    3. The Siberian only has less of the cat-speciffic protein. I.e., it won't help anyone whose allergy is to something else. E.g., someone with a generic allergy to fur, will still be just as allergic to the Siberian as to any other cat breed. Basically, if holding a rabbit or petting a dog also gives you an allergy, getting a Siberian won't help at all.

    I don't know if this new breed addresses this third point, but it IS one area where improvement is possible.

    --
    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
    1. Re:Why this is news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone mod this guy down. As a personal owner of a Siberian cat for the past 5 years, I can assure you my cat is medium sized at its largest and that's after scarfing down some cat food. She is an indoor cat and is very loving and playful. My wife's allergies would never allow her near a cat. The siberian does not even make her sniffle. Other people's experiences may differ. I can only speak for my cat though.

    2. Re:Why this is news by TekPolitik · · Score: 1

      if holding a rabbit or petting a dog also gives you an allergy, getting a Siberian won't help at all

      Actually, rabbits produce the same dominant allergen enzyme as cats, so if you are allergic to cats, you are probably also allergic to rabbits.

    3. Re:Why this is news by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      I also have a Siberian, 2 of them in fact.

      1. Have you seen a Siberian? The Siberian isn't just another body shape or fur pattern, it's something as big as your arm. It's a _huge_ cat. It's bigger than some dog breeds.

      This is very true. Our first one is about 10 months old at this point, and she's already easily at least 10 pounds, almost all of it muscle.

      (And legends have it that some are also actually able to function as a dog, because at that size it feels a lot less threatened by someone human sized. So it _can_ defend its territory from a human, if needed. I wouldn't know if it's myth or not, though.)

      Well, it depends on the cat. Generally, both of ours are pretty fearless, to the point of running up to windows to actively investigate thunder and lightning during storms. However, they still share a deep hatred of the noise from our vacumn cleaner and a few other such loud noises.

      I can say that even the 4-month old male Siberian we got still isn't afraid of much, despite being about 1/5 the size of his stepsister for the moment. The breeder we got them from also has Maine Coons, and one of her males is absolutely huge, probably almost 20 pounds - and I definately got the sense you describe...He had a very calm and relaxed aura of knowing he didn't have much reason to fear anything around him.

      2. The Siberian isn't anywhere near allergen-free. In fact, no natural cat breed is, from moggie to lions and tigers. The Siberian does produce a lot less allergen, but for some people it's still too much. So producing cats with even less, would still be welcome news for a lot of people.

      Also true. I'm very allergic to other cats, but ours don't bother me much at all. Whatever reaction they cause is vastly outweighed by my allergies to pollen and such.

    4. Re:Why this is news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Someone mod this guy down."

      No, thisn't why there are moderators. We do not moderate to show disagreement, we moderate to reflect the quality of a comment, and the better the comment, the higher the score. There is no need to moderate 'down' at all.

      If you disagree strongly enough with a comment put your silly thoughts down in the comment block and publish them.

    5. Re:Why this is news by The+Step+Child · · Score: 1
      E.g., someone with a generic allergy to fur, will still be just as allergic to the Siberian as to any other cat breed. Basically, if holding a rabbit or petting a dog also gives you an allergy, getting a Siberian won't help at all.

      I don't know if this new breed addresses this third point, but it IS one area where improvement is possible.
      You could always shave the cat. :)
  58. MOD PARENT UP!!! by MrMonty · · Score: 1

    Wish I had Mod points. I learned this a few years ago, can't believe it's not common knowledge. Guess it shows how well some companies can brainwash the consumer and media.

    1. Make up word that means nothing, i.e. LactoSuperiffic.
    2. Create products, essentially same as others on market, but ours are "LactoSuperiffic(tm)". Sell for a premium price.
    3. Profit!

    Monty

  59. Wrong way round by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

    They've got this the wrong way round. They should have been breeding humans that can tolerate having a cat in the environment :)

    After all it's a human with the intolerance problem (who probably didn't get to play around in the dirt/with "wild" animals enough as a child so didn't receive the trigger stimulus for the necessary bits of the immune system to develop)

    --
    Sky subscribers are morons. They pay to be advertised at !
    1. Re:Wrong way round by Yosho · · Score: 1

      Oh, there are already plenty of humans who can tolerate cats in the environment. We just need to work on getting rid of the ones who can't. ;-)

      --
      Karma: Terrifying (mostly affected by atrocities you've committed)
  60. Piracy? by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sure these are copy-protected cats. I can't wait until someone pirates one! Cheap hypoallergenic cats with eye patches for everyone!

  61. poor creatures by kwikrick · · Score: 1

    Through selective inbreeding, these cats will probably end up with a terrible set of genes, prone to decease and allergies (to humans perhaps?). But its owner has paid thousands of dollars for it, so expectations are very high. The poor creature who doesn't like to be bothered by spoiled mean little rich kids, thus doesn't live up to its price tag, will end up in asylum or worse.

    Selective breeding can be just as bad as genetic modification, and isn't regulated at all.

    --
    assignment != equality != identity
    1. Re:poor creatures by ashley_moran · · Score: 0

      Most dog breeds are already seriously dysfunctional. In humans, inbreeding is considered bad/disgusting/immoral. But an inbred dog is showhow elevated by its defective genes. It's amazing how ignorant people become when they are dazzled by things they think buy them status.

      As a side note, has anyone considered that if someone is allergic to cats, they just shouldn't keep them??? I have a milk intolerance- so I don't drink milk! It's really simple! The cure is permanent and free! But you can't make money out of free cures, and as usual someone has found an alternative that involves spending huge sums of money on a partial improvement. The possibility that these cats will all die of some horrible genetic disease is pretty irrelevant to the breeders. They are, in any caes, just taking advantage of our obsessive desire to spend money to avoid the simple truth.

  62. How about fleas? by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    Just breed me a cat that is irresitably attractive to, yet also fatal to, fleas.

    I'd pay at least $1000 ...

  63. And that is? by dunc78 · · Score: 1

    And that is? I would have assumed they sold them as regular cats.

  64. Step aside Mr. Bigglesworth... by xo0m · · Score: 1

    ...there is a new hypoallergenic cat in town!!

  65. he's right by r00t · · Score: 3, Funny

    Small cats belong in North Africa, maybe China, and areas generally around there. They do not belong in the New World or on any island.

    Yeah, there are other predators. Owls are dying because cats eat all the easy prey!

    Humans cause mass extinction, sure... by supporting cats. This is especially bad near beaches, because that is where people like to live. Rare beach mice are going extinct. Without them, the beach grass dies and then the beach erodes.

  66. Bengal Cats have been around for ages by yukk · · Score: 1

    Bengal cats are regular cats which have been crossed with wild asiatic leopard cats (not leopards) Due to the wild genes, these cats are also, basically hypoallergenic. I can't believe nobody on /. has heard of these before. I don't know why people aren't allergic to wild cats(Maybe they are, but who wants to test it !) but it works for me. I'm not allergic to my Bengal, but I'm quite allergic to other cats.

    --
    The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." Lily Tomlin
    1. Re:Bengal Cats have been around for ages by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I don't know why people aren't allergic to wild cats
      If you've got a snarling, growling, razor-clawed, spike-fanged tiger playing football with you, your body doesn't have time to worry about sneezing.
      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    2. Re:Bengal Cats have been around for ages by yukk · · Score: 1

      Heh, reminds me of a documentary I saw about a bunch of monks caring for abandoned tiger cubs. http://www.tigertemple.org/Eng/ I think. One gets pounced on by a slightly over-zealous 600lb tiger and all he says is, "Naughty Tiger". It's got to be some kind of zen thing.

      --
      The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." Lily Tomlin
  67. Selective breeding is "GM" too by mi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We have been "genetically modifying" animals through selective breeding for millenia.

    It is not neccessary to introduce bits of cells (the narrow understanding of "GM") from other things to modify genes.

    If agriculture was invented today, it would've been banned...

    --
    In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
  68. Message from Cats to all Humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    P0WN3D!

  69. Questionable Background by just+someone · · Score: 1

    It possibly a scam... SD Union has questioned the background of the company.
    http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/business/200606 08-9999-1b8cat.html

  70. I have a Siberian by Smallest · · Score: 2, Informative

    she's only 8 pounds, not huge. her parents were a bit bigger, though.

    i have some pretty sensitive (not severe, just very easily activated) cat allergies, but I haven't have any symptoms with our cat. before we got her, as a test, we went to the breeder's house and i stayed in the 'cat room', with five aduts and ten kittens, for an hour - just to make sure i was symptom-free. no problem at all.

    i'm also taking Zyrtek, but that's not supposed to be all that great against pet allergies.

    --
    I have discovered a truly remarkable proof which this margin is too small to contain.
  71. My wallet is allergic to this cat by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Sorry, my wallet gave me an ultimatum: I you bring this into our house I'm leaving you for good.

    I value my wallet. I love my wallet. I can't see living without my wallet.

    No kitty for me.

    --
    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
  72. Well, here's some more info by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    The typical Siberian weighs between 10 and 15 pounds for the females, and between 15 and 20 for the males. They also tend to keep growing until they're 5 years old, which when they reach the weights above.

    So, yes, I'm not that surprised if yours is a female (you say, "she") and I'll guess something like only 1-2 years old, since you say her parents were bigger. Well, that's just the thing: these cats keep growing. Yours will very likely get bigger too.

    It's not intended as an insult or anything, but basically just a gentle reminder: you can't assume that all breeds act the same, or that what you know from normal moggies applies to Siberians too. The average moggie stops growing, so you don't really expect it to get bigger than she was at 1 year old. The Siberian keeps growing for another 4 years.

    Still, OK, females are "only" 2-3 times the weight of a normal lap cat even when fully grown up.

    But, if you want to dispute my calling them huge, try a fully grown up male sometimes. I don't know what you'd call a 20 pound cat, but in my book that's one huge cat. By house cat standards, anyway. Mind you, I'm not saying it's as big as a tiger or jaguar, or anything similarly silly, but... well, put one of those next to an average moggie and you tell me if it's not huge.

    As for your allergies, another gentle reminder: there's more than one kind of allergy out there, and there are degrees of allergy. I personally know someone who's allergic to _anything_ with fur, including dogs and rabbits, for example. Those don't have the Fel D1 protein anyway, since it's a felide-only protein. Also, on the other axis, there are allergies and allergies, ranging from mild irritation, to extreme cases where even tiny allergen doses cause extreme reactions.

    Heck, as an example of how much human reactions can vary, some people's allergy to "cats" can be as deviant from the norm as being really an allergy to pollen. The cat goes outside, comes back with pollen in the fur, the owner cuddles and strokes the cat, you can guess what happens next.

    Basically you can't extrapolate your experience to _everyone_. Most people will basically have an experience similar to yours, yes, but not everyone. I'm glad that your allergy isn't tripped by a Siberian, and I wish you all the happiness in the world with your new cat. But other people's mileage may vary. Some will be tripped by a different allergen, and some do react even to the tiny Fel D1 quantities that a Siberian produces.

    --
    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
  73. Mee ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... yow????

  74. Probably didn't get bought by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Well, here's an idea for you: if you're going to selectively breed cats lacking Fel D1, then you can test them _before_ you buy them. It would be pretty stupid to buy a million cats and kill those with lots of the allergen, when you can buy just those without it in the first place.

    The Fel D1 protein will be all over the cat's fur and in her saliva, so you only need a little hair or saliva to determine how much of it does it produce. Since the fur will be the most problem for people with allergies (due to shedding and sheer surface), you can just clip a few hairs from the candidate kitty and test them. If it makes the grade, buy it to breed hypoallergenic kittens, if not, best of luck to him/her getting sold the old fashioned way.

    Ditto for the kittens produced in the intermediate steps of the breeding programme. You can still sell/donate the kittens who don't make the grade to people without allergies.

    Plus, it seems to me that such a programme can actually mean saving cats as opposed to some kitten genocide. There are millions of abandoned cats being killed every year. Someone could just go to some shelters and rescue the cats which test better in that aspect. Can't see anything inherently inhuman or cruel with that.

    --
    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
  75. Ahem by Smallest · · Score: 1

    >But, if you want to dispute my calling them huge

    i don't, didn't and don't know why you think i would.

    my cat is not huge, and she hasn't grown any in 6 months. i'm sure there are truly huge Siberians, as they are known for their size. but there are also many smaller individuals who are not huge, and painting the whole breed as some kind of dog-like mini-tiger is a bit unfair - they're not all like that.

    >Basically you can't extrapolate your experience to _everyone_

    well then it's a damned good thing i didn't try to !

    gentle reminder - when you read something that doesn't include the words "you", or "every", or the phrase "as is typical", and where every sentence contains the word "i" and/or "my", you can be pretty sure it's a statement of personal experience and not an attempt to extrapolate the writer's experience to everyone.

    --
    I have discovered a truly remarkable proof which this margin is too small to contain.
  76. Heh. No, not really by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    See, the dog just sees you as the alpha dog of the pack. Not as "god", not as "owner", but like a bigger and more powerful dog, and usually therefore the pack leader. Since wolves hunt in packs, they're programmed to follow the leader. That's all the "love" you're getting there. No more, no less.

    Note that you're not even automatically always the pack leader there. I really mean it that to the dog you're just another dog. Sure, you're the bigger and more dangerous one, and thus a natural choice for the alpha... until it looks like they could challenge you to a fight for the leadership. Especially in males around the age of 2 you can see basically starting to disobey and even show their aggressive side, as part of establishing who's the alpha.

    Especially being a very bad pack leader, from the dog's point of view, can precipitate a very real fight for leadership. E.g., my brother got a hole through his palm like Jesus from such a fight gone badly. A dog's tooth can perforate through flesh unsurprisingly easily. (If it makes any difference, though, I still think the dog would have made a better pack leader there;)

    But other people have ended up with a relationship where basically the dog is the alpha without involving an actual fight. If the dog can get to do what he wants by sheer virtue that you're not going to assert your power to stop him, congrats, the dog is now the alpha anyway.

    I don't know what your relationship with God is, but I don't think it involves "you know, maybe I could challenge God to a fight to determine who's the boss and who's the follower. I could be the next God myself if I win." Try talking about such plans with your local priest, and you'll get some very funny looks.

    --
    A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
    1. Re:Heh. No, not really by allanj · · Score: 1

      You're right about the nature of the dog - I knew that. I've had one or more dogs almost constantly from the age of 10 to now 37. They're great companions, and I know about the pack leader system.
      I have one piece of advice for (future and current) dogowners. Whenever your dog threatens you or openly disobeys you (simple stuff it surely knows how to do), simply grab it by the throat and force it onto its back. By firm but not mean. Hold your hand firmly around its throat without choking it until it becomes passive - that's when it "yields". Then release it immediately.
      Apart from you using your hand and the real pack leader using his teeth, this is exactly how dominance is established among dogs themselves, and they instinctively know what it means. Start this when they're big puppies, and they start playing dominance games with you. If done in the right way, it usually takes very little effort before they understand that they're below you. When they turn two, you're right - males will start to fight for position and status. Don't allow your dog to go very far along that route, or you will find that the procedure I described can be quite frightening - a furious 2-year old 70+ pound dog can very easily damage people, even if it didn't really want to hurt you seriously. There is no harm (physical or otherwise) to the dog if this procedure is done right. On the contrary, most dogs will happily accept you as the leader, if you consistently show that you are stronger. Most dogs only start fighting to be the leader if no leader seems to be present, as the absence of leadership is a serious threat to a pack animal like the dog/wolf.

      Another tougher issue is how to make sure they understand that they are ranked below little children. For instance, making them understand that a two-year old running around with a sandwich does not have to give the food to the dog (as should happen by dogpack rules given that the dog is ranked above the child). We have had to teach our children to be tough (but not mean) with the dogs, and have been very strict about verbal punishment of the dog whenever it happens. Also, keeping the dog at heel (don't know if this is the correct english term for this) helps avoid the situation from occuring. Haven't really found a good way though...

      --
      Black holes are where God divided by zero
  77. zonk misquotes the article by tobyvoss · · Score: 1

    irritating that zonk quotes the article as reading "Allerca first started taking orders for genetically engineered hypoallergenic cats back in 2004." when the article says instead "Allerca first started taking orders for hypoallergenic cats back in 2004."
    Breeding and genetically engineering are totally different approaches to "improving" life forms, which the article doesn't fail to point out.

  78. Bah! I have hyperallergenic cats by BigCheese · · Score: 1

    People and their wimpy hypoallergenic cats. Me, I have giant (12-17 lb) hair and dander machines. Give them a good brushing and you've got enough hair to knit another big cat.

    These 2 are super frendly and leave you covered with a thick layer of hair after a few minutes of petting. If you are allergic these pictures could make you sneeze.
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/webweasel/6022722/
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/webweasel/127260496/

    --
    The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer. - Edward R. Murrow
  79. ...and the converse... by Bowling+Moses · · Score: 1

    We love dogs because they could kill us, but won't.
    We love cats because they want to kill us, but can't.

    Although for dogs that excludes pampered rat-beasts for the first part and poorly trained psychotic attack dogs for the second. The second statement though is good for all cats at all times.

  80. Re:Yes, but they are now shipping! by walstib · · Score: 1

    You can also get a hypoalergenic cat here

    --
    The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli